When you book at most hotels here, you can request to be received by 'The Boy of The House', and a large gentleman will greet you and take your luggage your room.
>request to be received by 'The Boy of The House'How is that not a coded sex thing?
>>220507057that's a big boy
>>220507057He really is a giant, must be 6'7 at least
Boy of The House is selected before birth. The pregnant mother will eat meat pies to try and increase the size of her offspring. The larger the boy of the house the more bragging rights you have as a family. It was said that the Boy of Hartington House carried all of Charles II's luggage and that of all of his men in one trip.Sometimes of course the offspring is a girl and Girl of The House is little spoken of and rarely has one been seen.
>>220507057His bean farts must be legendary
>>220507057This is David Morgan-Hewitt aka 'Big Dave' (seriously)The Boy of The House also performs 'other roles' for guests
>>220507057these guys know more about the underworld than anyone else.>thanks for carrying my luggage>btw can you arrange for two "18" year old girls, one must be a trans, 2m of cokaine, large heavy duty zip ties and a shotgun to be brought to my room?>ok, thanks, here is a 1€ tip
>>220507057Is this the famous British butler culture?
>>220507294now imagine how many calories are needed to make someone this tall get this fat
>>220507561I had a big crush on Cathy Middleton back in the day.
>>220507561>Goring Hotel>Fat man in chargePottery
>>220507804>one oirish and one eek ook girlsad
