English wine edition
was wondering why my pizza wasn’t ready but i had forgot to actually put it in the oven!! haha oh what a silly little goblin creature of a man i am
Right. That's it.I'm saddling up for a trip to the shop, for wine and some chocolates.I'm very sleepy, I may be some time (napping in a ditch on residential road)
>>220509886 #Fine I’ll spell it out for you. I wasn’t arguing anything, I was pointing out a fact, the Catholic Church protects paedophiles, yes a certain demographic of people will be nonces, I’m not saying religion turns you noncey just that the institution knowingly protects them. If a country is majority irreligious the majority of paedos will be irreligious so it’s not an important part of the conversation, it’s just demographics. The fact that an institution of people (built of being moral) who are presumably not paedos would protect them is the real problem here
>Comedians tell ministers lack of funding is no laughing matterthe government isnt paying people to be funny anymore, what are we going to do about this?!?!
>>220509996OCD ruins lives
just ran up and down the stairs a few times to get some exercise in my otherwise bone idle existence
>>220509996bit of a cringe case isnt he
my hangover has just about passed and I immediately want to start boozing again
>>220509975muslims shifting uncomfortably in their seats at this post
the resurrectionhttps://xcancel.com/TimmyUk/status/2040783506125508758
have you taken leave of your senses??!
Mental how you can leave formal education at 16, and that the majority of people, even those who do sixth form, don't study maths beyond 16. No wonder we are a nation of retards. Even the US has highschool go to 18.
sounds like my house is about to crumble any second with these winds fucking hell
the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonusesif the bbc spent more less money it wouldnt be such an insult to the licence fee payeroxford ring road university
>>220509996screaming
>>220510007reminds me i need to get a new shower head
>>220510027its been 18 for a few years now
Not a big fan of pikeys, gyppos, scousers, mancs, chavs, irsh, geordies, brummies, taffs or northerners to be honest
right so why did he say praise be to allah then
>>220510007Don't understand how this is preferable to her being nude.
>>220509265the vourdalak (2023) thought it was pretty good maybe a 7/10
currently listening to music
>>220510051>why did trump suddenly say something that winds people up and makes them screech about himit's a mystery
>>220510027Mathematics for the vast majority of the population is used as a tool to test one's cognitive ability to do a branch of niche professions and nothing more. Its useless for most people
>>220510051Just funny isn’t it?
>>220510051the j in his name stands for jihadi
currently building
>>220510049that's a shame because they all really love you and crave your approval
>>220509966Sharpham wine mentioned
>>220510085what does gquuuuuux stand for
>>220510101dunno
>>220510045No it hasn't. You don't have to go to sixth form or college. It's true that you are technically not legally allowed to be a NEET, if you don't go to sixth form or a college of some kind you are meant to do an apprenticeship or 20 hours minimum of work or volunteering with (either with "part time education", poorly defined). But only an apprenticeship is still a form of education out of those, and most of them are just work but paying less.But the thing is we DO have 16/17 year old NEETs because it's actually incredibly hard to get an apprenticeship at that age, and even a basic job or volunteering is hard to get. We should just extend mandatory schooling and bring sixth form in as a necessary extension to secondary school.
Didn’t he say the other day he’s not arsed whether Iran open the strait or not and it doesn’t matter to the US?
>>220510085nice but i despised that seriescurrently painting MG qubeley in ple two colours
>>220510107dont know anything do you. moron
Right anything but a 0 at the end of this post and I put some battered haddock in the air friar
holding emma watson's hand
I left school at 16 in June 2008 and not a single day since then have I ever had to use any mathematics I was taught.
>>220510101
>>220510081Any job worth having involves some level of maths. Also navigating life, budgeting etc is far easier with good maths skills. I do think we should be teaching more about finance than pythagoras or whatever, I'll give you that. Most people are financially illiterate.
>>220510132post number ends in 2? right that's 2 battered haddock in the air friar then
>>220510113didnt ask for your life story nigga
>>220510137Rorke Life!!
>>220510085Do you look down on people who play with warhammers and model trains? Do they look down on you? Do you all get along?
>>220510137And now you're here with us retards :)
>>220510165massive rivalry and violence between them
>>220510117Yeah he's also demanded european allies to defend the strait and simultaneously called us weak and our navy doesn't exist. I think whats happened is Trump was told about le mad man strategy at some point and he's completely misunderstood how to use it effectively
>>220510101it's "canonically" a placeholder name"quux" is a placeholder variable used in programmingthe real reason is that when you pronounce it in japanese, it sounds like you're saying "zeke axe" which is a nod to its iconic weapon being a stolen zaku's heat axe
>>220510157
>>220510051because praise be to allah
adverts always go on about "lemon fresh" but ive got a lemon that's been in my fridge for about a week and it's not fresh at all
>>220510165warhammer is overpriced slop for turboneekstrains and other scale models are based
>>220510184our navy is weak and complete shit
>>220510137>I left school at 16 in June 2008Unc
>>220510159>>220510181Still on £70k a year so it looks like learning about that lil nigga fibonachi was a complete waste of time
>>220510183had a mate who once went to a warhammer pub wearing his mobile suit gundam gear. that mate? wheelchair will
>>220510137probably why I enjoyed sixth form so much, all the future /brit/ posters fucked off to stock supermarket shelves
>>220510216many people are saying this
gaydum
please dedicate the final three quarters of this year towards getting a somali gf
>>220510146Hasnt been true for decades mate. Maths is totally useless in life for most people in society
realistically what can you do in this situationhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/BM0R_rJYg9Y
bruce foreskin
>>220510229You’re not on £70k a year though are you mate lol
>>220510200and its "true" name is probably "GEndymion"
>>220510246And yet here you are
>warhammergrow upbolt action is the only good tabletop gamei bet you've never even heard of it
>>220510273I am, my profession doesn't require random memorisation tests about old dead greek people and silly little graphs and numbers. Mathematics is a waste of time
nth for the baddiedem
>>220510292That's dumbYou're an idiotStupid boy
i enjoy everything about warhammer except the tabletop game.
>>220510261Leave the link unopened as I always do.As you were x
>>220510258amer looks so peng here
>>220510296Claiming bennies isn’t a profession
i never played warhammer because i'm not a nerd
toil on the morrow
>>220510329yes it bloody well is
do children not exist anymore?
the older you get, the more you start to realise how fucking boring young people arewhich is weird because when you're young, you think old people are boringbut then when you get to that age, you realise they've never been boring, they've just done all the dumb shit young people do and that's why its boring to them
>>220510329lil sixth former zoomie seething?
No Easter message. Country's dead
Luv Him x
>>220510334what do you play?
>>220510348they dont watch tv any more. just youtube and tiktok
>>220510363the royal game of ur
>>220510334*sperg
>>220510348nobody is watching TV anymore
>>220510381the wot
>>220510351No just laughing at your insecurity lol
>>220510363He plays with his japanese space robots instead of his english space robots
>>220510363sports
every time I come to this godforsaken website the captcha has got fucking worse, what the fuck is this mind game shit
>>220510355#notmyking
Current plan to ensure I can get strong erections and have sex multiple times in 1 or 1.5 hours with an escortNoFap (literally no touching of the penis except to wash it, for a month at minimum)No PornKegelsZincMagnesiumMaca RootLow Body FatAiming to see an escort each week to recalibrate my sexual arousal system25mg Sildenafil before seeing an escort to help with getting hard
>>220510085Gundam's gone woke
>>220510363with his cock
>>220510409you cant find 4 triangles? mongboy
>>220510402you chose pure maths at sixth form didnt you
mental how even months later you have spastics getting angry about having to pick the picture with the least triangles
>>220510423the sanest 21 year old
chose pure spaffs at sixth form me
>>220510441Would it make you more insecure if I say yes?
>>220510452theyre all povvos that can't afford £20 a year
lost interest in everything
>>220510460thats you done. enjoy your unemployment for the next 5 years lmao
>>220510456I'm 29
Warhammer has the best world building amongst all modelslop
>>220510474now you know how everyone feels when they read your posts
when the amazon delivery man gets here just tell him that I'm curled up in a ball crying because i can't just eat battered haddock all my life APPARENTLY
>>220510486Odd post
>>220510483which 'hammer?
got dunc on
>>220510484done us there incel bros
there's no need to panic
>Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastardsscreaming
whats the most aggressive song/music you know?
eating clubs
The trouble is that women can literally smell the virgin on you
>>220510522i bought some tim tams recently. they're decent but inferior to penguins
It's happening.
>>220510522do you nibble the chocolate off the ends
>>220510537how do they know?
>>220510540Thought he got done in for what he did to them kids
>>220510540genuinely imagine being trapped in a room with this lot
Praise be to allah on this holy day
why is heatherfreak posting trannies now? christ alive
>>220510545sometimesx
>>220510483warhammer is ridiculously unoriginal, it's just a mashup of a bunch of popular fantasy/sci-fi
How is the maga cult justifying their republican president praising allah on Easter Sunday?
>>220510551She looks an idiot in thatStupid girl
New tax year tomorrow ladsGet the ISAs filled
he's on to one here fair play
>She>girl
>>220510594Only got a tenner
*starts doing the bushwhackers dance*
>>220510593
Angel is a better show than Buffy
pizza i ordered has 4 mushrooms on it, they grow in poo, how can you skimp on mushrooms when they grow in poo
>be in good mood all day>log onto /brit/>instant bad mood
Rebecca Ferguson beautiful ladyx
>>220510635this place is genuinely not good for one's menthol elves.
>>220510586Wait, trump did what? This changes everything. If trump has truly converted to islam where does this leave us? Just when I thought he was on the side of Israel as well. Holy shit.
>>220510617He hates nazis because he knows they would gas him for being a dysgenic albinoid barbarian.
King Charles is a Muslim
>>220510617average Indian gf not haver
>>220510635should have seen the meltdown last night
>>220510631everything is grown in poo.
>>220510689Wot happenedx
easter dinner and the family all ganging up on me for being unemployed for 5 months and putting me down for being unable to socialise and be happy even though i want to try and me trying not to cry haha x
>>220510635log is another word for poo
>>220510689Who was it?
>>220510717carlybender
>>220510706man up you girl
>>220510706They sound like cunts ladBounce their head off the wall
>>220510706Cut them all off ASAP. Not worth putting up with cunt family
>>220510722Must have been on the bevvy
my lunch is almost ready
>>220510706stay strongx
>>220510722back in my day he was known as Cornwall
>>220510739bit late for lunch no?
>>220510738Apparently so yesSpammed loads of videos of transwomen wanking and all that
trump demanding the sultans of swing open the dire straits and give him money for nothing or he will bomb their tunnels of love and send his brothers in arms down to the waterline
29 years old and mumberg still buys me Easter eggs
>>220510753they're still known as cornwall
>tfw can’t relax and have fun today because I have no work tommorow as Im NEETHope you’re lads aren’t dreading tomorrow
>>220510671
>>220510772ever shagged her
>>220510779bank holiday tomorrowx
>>220510784No. Have you ever shagged yours?
>>220510772gfberg and i bought one for each other.
>>220510755not a bank holiday sunday
>>220510792yeah why
>>220510808Just asking
>>220510788not where i am
>>220510732>>220510733cant i live at home and cant afford to move out and have no friends
Pissed in the mint sauce again, mummy's going to be fuming when she finds out
>>220510537>>220510556think it's cos we're ugly and dont have sexual energy
Unironically been diagnosed with schizophrenia
might listen to a bit of 80s music
>>220510852do they let you pick out the gimmick you get to spam 24/7 or do they choose one for you
5 edibles down the hatchthat's 100mg so not really that much
>>220510852just the ironic diagnosis for me
>>220510813fair enough
>>220509966>/brit/
>>220510869cor send me one
been playing way too much tf2 recently
raping dtfics batty hole while he giggles and lists facts about heatheremong and gundams or something
>>220510897they're skittles and they actually taste just like skittles
just flegged in the bin
>>220510907sc
An Easter feast
>They are two British men - Hamza Iqbal, 20, and Rehan Khan 19Hmm
>>220510904people still play that pos game?
rorke atreides
>>220510863I am the smug gentleman pepe poster. Got ptsd too
>>220510904something depressingly stuck in time about that game
>>220510907
>>220510925looks lovely mate, I'd eat itenjoy x
>>220510907dtfic loves his gundams
>>220510907quite literally are mixing 3 posters into one here
>>220510925elton
>>220510935>>220510939You're both not wrong. Write me a wall of text about an aspect of the game you think is awful and you might just get a "yea" outta me
cooked a roast and the gf said it was the best she's ever had. quite proud of myself. it was fucking great ngl. the gravy was so good
i can't believe bryce prefers van patten's card to mine
>>220510968silence yourself wretched slugman
>>220510989gravy's good tonight
>>220510988its currently plagued by an overwhelming bot crisis, minimal developer support from Valve, and a steep learning curve for new players. Many casual servers are often flooded with cheating aimbots, making the game unplayable, while the economy is heavily influenced by idle bots
>>220510989Have you ever engaged in sexual intercourse with her anal cavity?
>>220510904used to be absolutely mental with the huntsman mesimpler times
rorkes new look
>>220510989now get her pumped
>>220510989very nice
tantrum down unda
nicely drunk
>>220510988played around 1500 hours of it from primary to early high school, if i joined today the community would still be the exact same nothing wrong with that per se just a bit grim vibe. could never bring myself to play it again anyway simply spent too many hours on it
want to go to sleep but the amazon man is coming between 5 and 10which means 10 let's face it its going to be one of those days
bending over employed woman and taking her up the arse over the easter dinner family table as she yells it not right
There is a beingThis being is a perfection beyond all perfectionGod is Perfect and Perfection in existenceExistence is a singular and simple realityThat singular reality is graded in intensity in a scale of perfectionThat scale must have a limit point, a point of greatest intensity and of greatest existenceTherefore, God exists
Gravy's good tonight
>>220511042I look a lot like this man.
>>22051105610? on easter sunday? its a fucking disgrace
>>220511023she wont let me near it >>220511046did so earlier. she needs to go back on the pill because condoms are shite >>220511047x
DIRTY BIT
>>220511052every time i see frankie it makes me want to go to dooly's
might give squid games a cheeky rewatch
suck suck suck*cums in mouth*it lushhhh
employed woman waiting for his parents to leave the house so he can record more seaside mark grunting audios
these edibles ain't shit
>>220511081my condolences
got to the time stop JAV on
tyreberg is holding so far
>>220511111
>>220511082
>>220511113take more
>>220511111dubsguy.jpeg
fuck me in the arse team
>>220511042leftypol punching him in the eye for saying the n word but wait! what's this? his fist is deflected by the protective goggles foiled again!
ktim
well then
>>220511125ok
any footy on today?
thinkpad laptop practically brand new after 5 years of hard toil (posting poo and wank on /brit/) best £900 I ever spent
employed woman anal creampie
>>220511077>That scale must have a limit point, a point of greatest intensity and of greatest existenceme
>>220511125why you bringing pringles into this?
>>220511153hockey's on
>>220511163stinkpad now after your smeggy fingers have been all over it
>>220511153west ham v leeds fa cup tnt sport 1 4:30
>>220511153Celtic v Dundee
employed woman onlyfans shrewsbury yandex seach
is the man going to kick the ball today?is he?is he really?
thought the kicking of the ball by the men was never done on an easter sunday
disappointed stern japanese father walks in to daughter employed woman getting dp'd
suppose i'd better go out tomorrow and do somethingelse i'll have nothing to say when people at toil ask me what ive done this weekend
>>220511217the cattle have the day off from slavery so they would be delighted to watch ball kick
>>220511017>and a steep learning curve for new playersThis one does suck to be desu
>>220511208*spins around and nutmegs you with a backheel then sprints past you and retains possession*
>>220511227meet me at the chamberlayne arms it reopened last week xx
>>220511227Just make something up. Say you went to Paris for the day
>>220511227could just lie
Mel B - BlackMel C - Chite
>>220511227when they ask all you'll have to say is you went for a walk somewhere. Just as pathetic as saying you did nothing
nobody does anything reallyive had the whole week off and just sat around wanking and falling asleep whenever i wanted haha
>>220511260would still stick it up mec c's chitepipe
>>220511252>>220511253then they start asking questions and probing and i have to make up the whole story oh i did this oh i did that i took the train i walkedeasier just to do the damned thing
>>220511217plutus has usurped christ
>>220511284grow up mate
>>220511260both the pengest ones thoughever
>>220511286just say you went on random location with family, its really not that difficult mate
any of the spice girls to be honest
eyeing up a gesture egg
i went to B&Q yesterday
>>220511289you paint toys
>>220511295i literally look just like this
P&Poo
oh the bank holiday weekend? yeah i went to the part and made friends with a dog i found
>>220511340right well you've made a typo so that's you done
up until only recently most people just laid around and did nothing on their days off.The boomers got this idea that you should be doing active things with your days off
>>220511346mum got her tongue split like thisits weird
>>220511227>went to see the family for the weekend and just chilled out
>>22051049640k of course>>220510579point me to the sci fi series with dommy mummies???
new>>220511358>>220511358
>>220511357you're the lad with two mums aren't you
>>220511357corr she ever lick you with it?
NEW>>220508359>>220508359>>220508359>>220508359
stopped caring what people thought about me when i was like 19. whenever people asked me what i did i just say nothing
jannys not having it
>>220511378
janitor?you may fire when ready
>>220510832bottom one squeezing his fake chebs together is cheating, arrest
>>220511393good lad
>>220511378sounds peng tbf
>>220511366cute leesi x
waiting for the new
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