horny edition
IRN BRU
IRN POO
is this the new
i really wanna get an escort but my fetish is eating arse and i would DEF do it but worried about getting an infection LOL!
>>220514634IRN NEW
right, im off to make another tuna melt with the rest of the tunatiger bread
Sir Adult Worker
>>220514638this nigga loves eating poo
IRN JEW
might get into soil science
rorke standing at the gates of the local primary school at leaving time and singing the land of make believe
>>220514648melty
>>220514658dig in
>>220514638put a condom on your tongue
*glup*
got tourettes me so its quite PISS hard to be in public NIGGER as there's always a chance that ARSE NIGGER I'll tic the wrong BASTARD thing and *spins around* upset someoneIt causes me a lot of anxiety which makes my tics SEX IN MY ARSE *wanks* worse actually
>>220514638Just find one who likes "Rimming (receiving)" on her profile
>>220514638this nigga letting porn shape his sexuality now he's going to eat out an escorts grim arse because he was exposed to it via internet memes
>its my birthday>me
any good fiction books worth reading?
>>220514684hope u get the help u need soon
>>220514673haha
>>220514690i've been eating arse since 2005 mate just too old and ugly to get a fit gf now
>>220514706the bible
nobody: not even rorke:leftypol:rasheed:mousey:evil 190: I am not attracted to children
>>220514706The Lost Weekend
forgot to check the premium bonds. didnt win of course
>>220514713love breast envy
>>220514694ian on the vodka and cider
>>220514694this was my life for most of my 20s just getting pissed alone
>>220514694happy birthday lidders
My brain has been broken by years of porn and never having a gf and I don't know if I can ever fully recover even though I've given up porn :(
>>220514724i wouldnt give my money to those incompetent fools
>>220514745he's crackin up
>>220514739ta mate
When did you die? Some people have already died but are still physically alive and going through the motions.When did you die?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balthazar_Napol%C3%A9on_IV_de_BourbonFrenchbros…Your king is Indian
>>220514750i just use it as an emergency fund
>>220514602I used to be like picrel until I actually had sex and thought it was just fine
my kind of lass
>>220514745why hasnt anyone told him to stop posting insane shit on X, or whatever he uses, all the time
>>220514745so glad my world view doesn't force me to pretend to support this
>>220514785mallardlass
>>220514735power shandies are goat
>>220514785holy fucking corr dude
Any decent anime out?
>>2205147732021
>>220514745>praise be to allahwhat the fuck did he mean by this then
>>220514800>>220514804thought it was her dad but its her boyfriendrum lassdont like her anymore
>>220514785mallardmong looks like THIS now?
turns out just regular bathing/grooming and actually chatting to girls instead of avoiding them was all I needed to do to get sex
>praise be to allah
>>220514814was watching frieren and its shite like all jap crap last time I'll be giving it a chance
>>220514817he's a muslim
>>220514747Sup crodie
>>220514820bruh
>>220514694happy birthday mate x
>>220514831yeah ive been doign that for 32 years mate
>>220514817very obviously mocking them
>>220514853yeah who are you the mocking expert
Fucking idiots. I only wank to softcore, I'm used to wanking to page 3 and shit. I like rimming girls because I have actually done it not because of porn.
>>220514814that needy girl overdose has some interesting visualswatched this thing last season called the darwin incident about some nigga who was half monkey and some vegan terrorists, was alright
>>220514852then you're either very unattractive or have zero personality
>>220514884ok
>>220514817Trump has reverted and joined the ummah PBUH alhamdulillah
>>220514814Dorohedoro season 2
made a bunch of songs that i need to work out how to sing over, going to do it in my car so no one hears me
>>220514883yh...
Tried shaving my pubic hair but accidentally shaved most of my cock off
>>220514905post them here
imagine when he's REALLY senile he'll be posting>mashallahto random photos of scantily clad teenagers
>>220514884no normal person is just into this you were probably bummed by someone with a smelly arse when you were younger and it rewired your brain then you repressed it
>>220514895
I am a vertebrate
me willies gone big
>>220514929no am shy x
>>220514915well there wasn't much there anyway, was there
>bummed by someone with a smelly arse when you were younger and it rewired your brain then you repressed itktim
>>220514934Ok mr Freud but doesn't the fact that rimming porn has been around since the dawn of time tell you there is something natural about it? Daft frigid low-test cunt.
joe biden giving me a nigga handshake and saying salamilakum n im just there likewhaaa????
>>220514952haha
I haven't had sex
>>220514958good strong autism face there
rorke adding some sidechain compression to his 808 kicks
>>220514958face like a roman coin
>Reports he was in hospital last night>Praise be to AllahNigga converted to Islam on his death bed
>>220514930Mad how non-religious white British zoomoids will UNIRONICALLY use phrases like "inshallah" and "mashallah" in casual conversation and see absolutely nothing wrong with doing so.Why are zoomoids like that?
on the garyseconomics toil
I feel the needthe need for cans
>>220514955how would you know about the history of rimming porn if you just watch soft core porn? Do a bit of porn research do you?
>>220514993White people in literally every country steal the slang of their poors.American use Black slangNordics use Muslim slang
>>220514993It's just a laugh bro chill out unc
New business idea: Adult woman fetish.
got the anime ongot the estrogen shot ingoing to sniff my sister's panties and pretend im a lesbian now
say wallahi
fry up for teadont care what the woke bastards say
The Chronicles Of Rimming
for me, its using porn pics to enhance imagination wanks. simply unbeatable.
almost gotten through this weekend with out a sip of liquid jew, bored out me tree
secret service guy: president we just lost 500 soldiers in irantrump: say wallahi bro
wallahi some of these bengali tings are moving mad
>>220515023>uncWhy are you pretending to be black?
mad how poetry was a dominant art form for all of recorded history and then it just completely died within a couple generations
>>220515050that's how I used to do it as a wee ladlook at a sexy girl in a magazine then close my eyes and think about shagging her in the missionary position
>>220514993I haven't heard that here not even once but a German friend tells me white lads do that over there
Rimjobs - A People's History
>>220515066not that mad. better ways to tell stories were invented.
>>220515066It morphed into rap
>>220515063he's not pretending
gay porn is the dominant art form
>>220515020>White people in literally every country steal the slang of their poors.Only zoomoids and cucks do that. Normal white people don't.
>>220514993nah they do obviously use london black slang though
hijabi gyaldem
listening to death in June like a white man
>>220515089don't think that's true>>220515094verse in song is probably as old as poetry desu
The Rimjobbit - Hairy Crack Again
>>220515103Ah yes millennials and gen X did not steal Black slangyou must be a zoomer yourself li lbro
>>220515115Imagine the god-awful fucking smell.
Bag of potatoes 15p in Tesco Don't want to hear anyone say they're too poor to feed they kids
there is nothing i hate more than white leftiststhey enable the lesser races and actively seek to destroy white civilizations
>>220515072ktwmfor a few years a lot of my imagination wanks were to my fit teachers
>>220515098*gay porn dance
>>220515136Bengali girls are Leng tho
bickering about pointless trivial bullshit again are you
>>220515103the majority of slang used by english speakers is derived from yank blacks
watching yanks humiliate themselves
>>220514850cheersbeen having beetroot juice and vodka cocktails
>>220515151go blog your boring yank politics in /cum/ you boring blogposter
>>220515144I'm an Afghan refugee and a bag potatoes gives me PTSD, I need money for steak as this is what I'm accustomed to
watching hairy aussie lezzers do stuff to each other
>>220515131I'm a millennial. Any white person who spoke in Ebonics when we were young was widely mocked as a chav (in UK) or a wigger (in US). It was seen as a cringey, lower-class thing to do. Zoomoids are different in that they literally all use ethnic slang, unironically, and regardless of social class. You'll meet a 20-year-old white weeaboo who plays Pokemon all day and yet still uses 2020s Ebonics words like "unc", "ahh" and "cap".
>>220515168No, it's Carribbean slang or that's how it was back when I was younger
>>220515199why do you autismos have a meltdown when different generations have their own slang
>>220515192get ya kbob in that corr
>>220515219he's right, holdengo cry somewhere else
My wanks take ages because pre-wank I'll invent an entire storyline in my head that can sometimes last a couple hours on just the prologue and act 1 aloneMight do a sequel to a wank I had earlier this week as an easter treat (I don't usually direct sequels)
>>220515151that's what happens when you're an open-minded heterogenous society with universal suffrage and extreme wealth and luxuryyou get identity and resentment politics, mass fraud, social climbing, and groups voting for their own interests and prejudices instead of what's good for everyone
>>220515219Because pasty white people speaking like African-American gangsters from the Atlanta ghettoes is objectively fucking cringey and disgusting. Have some self-respect and stop acting like barbarians.
>>220514602ktutbm
>>220515103i guarantee you use african american slang that has been used by white people for so long that it's just a part of normal language now
>>220515240yeah but it's funny and fraternal
mum walked in on me playing the "winky" game
remember this
>>220515232hes not gonna fuck you lil bro
menulogging some dimmies then heading down to bunnings
got the dark chocolate digestives open
Hope the white girl wins tonight
>>220515234screaming
sometimes I say shit like bumbaclart n pussywagoni'm 30 years old and live in a parish
just back ftom my walk
>>220515290dangerous
rorkius maximus in 200 ad be like>Because Roman people speaking like Germanic tribesmen from the Teutoburg forest is objectively fucking cringey and disgusting. Have some self-respect and stop acting like barbarians.
>>220515310tell us about it
rorke losing it because his son called him a bombaclart
>>220515234i actually do this and not as a joke
putting nicotene patches on my bottom gums because i like how it stings x
just let mummers borrow the usb c cable I practise sounding with
>>220515301>sometimes I say shit like bumbaclart n pussywagonThose ones are just funny though. Nobody says those words unironically anymore, aside from 60-year-old Jamaicans.
>>220515340sc
>>220515310whered you walk to x
someone left a vape in my house, might suck it
Mi cum to yuh cuntry steal yuh food n fuk yuh gyal? Wut yuh gwarn do? Nuttin
>>220514738What changed in your 30s
open the fucking strait you crazy bastardsPRAISE BE TO ALLAH
>why do you autismos have a meltdown when different generations have their own slang
Deport the browns
might go to the national gallery tomorrow
preparing my eulogy for Rorke's funeral'Pagan, Bhenchod, Wasteman, Bumboclart... these are just some of the things that rorke meant to us....'^ this a good start? am i missing anything
saw the gp about my staring at school age black girls hoping he could refer me to therapyhe's prescribed me some nigger teen patches instead
you ain't my bitch niggabuy your own damn fries!
depression is back
>>22051538436 is young
>>220515406Paigon*
>>220515415tortured premise but i appreciate the vision
>>220515406
>>220515406there's also fuck nigga
>>220515429thanks
>>220515415pskrm
"Pagan" being used as an insult is such a retarded third-world African importation.Africans are such crazed Christcuck fundamentalists that they think the very idea of someone being a polytheist is like the ultimate insult you can deal to them. Embarrassing stuff.
>>220515415
>>220515446>giffuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV1a0ZjeIVw
rorke would never say wasteman or pagan or b-https://streamable.com/xs7sjy
>>220515479scr
>>220514638I ate a Chinese girl's ass last night, she was not expecting it.
>>220515456>>220515479*paigon
rorke seething for years thinking paigon is related to pagan
shitting out next mans batty and or bunda
>no work done
dunno what I’ll do if my brother ever gets married and wants me to do a best man speech, I get severe panic attacks for job interviews I’d never be able to do a speech infront of 100 people
>>220515502https://streamable.com/ckltlb
Ok if the mountains in Oman are an obstacle to building a canal then just widen out the archipelagos of Oman. It really isn't hard to solve the strait of Hormuz problem
>>220515513omds
>>220515474He's at Burnham Lodge care home. They admit respite care so he's basically paying for them to let him to what he wantsMEGA BASED
>>220515502Yeah they spell it paigon but it means the same as pagan. London Africans genuinely think saying "you're a polytheist!" is some kind of horrible, scarring insult that will leave its recipient reeling in shame. They're stuck inside a medieval-style culture and morality system.
rorkes so embarrassing man
>>220515504
Paigon? I thought that was in Vietnam
RAAAASCLAAAART
>>220515528or just stop oil
Timmong meltdown
any paigon or indeed pagan yutes itt
>>220515474gwan timmy lad get it down your neck you deserve it
https://www.youtube.com/watch/vurPRaUFiKU
>>220515326>>220515374went to the offie to pick up some beers and stopped in the petrol station on the way back to get some snacks
Happy easter
>>220515504thats you done then
thank you for believing in methank you for believing in the faragewavenow, it has come to my attention thatleftypol protested your asylum hotel demoandyou are a reformer, a id non-verifier, and a poo barmbut i think it's all meant as a shitpostrorke, pleasure to make your acquaintance
don’t hear the word clunge these days
>>220515586what beers and snacks?i bought some beers and snacks from the polish shop.
Reform are literally a leftypol party and yet he still calls them fascists lmfao
dunc 1 down the hatch, might have a bit of dunc 2
>>220515597scteam
is it worth getting a console or should I get a gaming pc instead? want to try getting into video games again
get the ocados in
>>220515597roar
>>220515653PC is always better but more expensive
>>220515660absolute blimp of a goy
>>220515653Just get a PC
>>220515645the quadroon makes it almost unwatchablegodawful casting
why come foids be hating on passportbros
eastertide (meat) pie night x>>220515588Happy Easter
>>220515456mongs love to call every belief that didn't originate in the last 30 years 'imported'
>>220515653Gaming PCs aren't worth it anymore, especially post-components price increases. You're paying 1000s upon 1000s of pounds to play the exact same games you could be playing on a PS5, except at marginally higher framerates. What's the point?
>>220515682whats in that looks yummers
>>220515660
>>220515653wait for the gabe cube
rorke had you on the ropes
>>220515653Haha great idea bro you got £2k spare for 8gb ram?
Pussy patrol
cant believe how hungover i still am
>>220515733is it worth it?
>>220515685Unlike Africans, we English were supposed to have moved past medieval-age Biblical morality systems and Christfag fundamentalism. Third-world immigration brought those things back.Notice all these stories in the news lately talking about "Church attendance among under-40s increasing rapidly!!!" It's because of Africans. English people don't give a single shit about Jesus.
>>220515741not any more
neoliberal bull logging in
feminoid clunge sex
do you wash your hands after shitting if you dont have company over be honest
>>22051569215 ounces ricotta cheese8 ounces shredded mozzarella cheese 2 ounces shredded parmesan 4 large eggs, beaten6 ounces ham, diced 2 ounces salami, chopped 2 ounces prosciutto, chopped just took mine out the oven, wont look that good though the top crust was lifted up
whys he got a knob for a nose then
>>220515768I don't shit
>>220515733For me it's 2 beers. More than 2 beers hangover collector's getting 24 hours. 10 beers he's getting 72.
Woman walked passed me in see through leggings
>>220515768yes
Alcohol is a mugs game. You waste money to make yourself feel like shit.Be smart. Have a cider. Maybe a rum and coke. Maybe two. Then stop.
sir rosenior golfing here with his neoliberal mates
>>220515768nope. i dont get poo on my hands so why would i. any microparticles probably boost my immune system
>>220515768no one visits me, and i don't wipe, i blast
>>220515768Yes.Before and after I wee too
>>220515789Entire oceans boiled just so 30-year-old virgins can sit inside their smelly bedrooms generating this image on Google AI.
>>220515768dont need to.i dont wipe and just let it crust you see
>>220515621tyskie and some chicken wings
>>220515768if i get poo on my hands then yes
>>220515840i do it myself actually
>>220515820nahhhhhhhhh man said she in cunny college
>>220515795did you grope
>>220515872lol
I respect any yank who’s a fan of a non big 6 club
>>220515802what if you hate yourself?
2026 been great so far aside from this war for dajoos that will rape my country to death
2k for ram5k for gpujust get a ps5 and play games at 5fps less, same resolution same graphic quality90% of the price
>>220515894Except Wrexham. Wrexham unironically deserves to be nuked.
>>220514785those thighs activate some ancient reptilian part of my brain
>>220515894love seeing this nice when they support middlesbrough or something
>>220515859nice. good beer choice. if you have a polski sklep nearby, you should check out their beer selection. loads of good and cheap lagers like tyskie.
>>220515746there are objectively more british christians in britain than african christians
The financial situation is absolutely fucked up at the moment
yanks supporting english footy is basedbrits supporting yank football is cringe
>>220515947>if you have a polski sklepNot seen one of these since 2015. Probably cause of woke.
gherkin easter themed evening
danny dyer looking very round
>>220515316There’s some east Roman writer that was seething over youths in Constantinople adopting Hunnic haircuts that were popularized through the chariot races
IP range has been banned on my PC so clearly either someone here has had a mega meltie in the last few days, or theres a small army of nonces nearby
>>220515224you seen that video of the blackie garn to town on a cars exhaust recently?
>>220515956If you count literally every person who labels themselves "Christian" on the census, sure, maybe. But if you pare it down to only those who regularly attend Church, pray regularly, read the scriptures, etc, then Africans (or at least black people in general) likely form the bulk of Christians in Britain in 2026.
>>220515979
hi
actually boggles the mind that there are people that have never willingly read a book in their entire lives and likely never will
>>220515969quite a few near me. they're great. they all have butchers and a deli counter with loads of tasty polish cured meats and cheeses
ultrabulbous heinous ripping viciouss
>>220515979love danny
I just get my gf to eat my arse out after pooing to clean it
>>220516010quote a line from a book right now
>>220515990For nearly a year at this point I've been sporadically IP-range banned from making threads on literally any of the video game boards (/v/, /vr/, /vrpg/, /vg/, /vp/). Whoever's responsible for this needs to kill themselves ASAP.
>>220515894Cody, 27, Hastings, Nebraska- lifelong Accrington Stanley fan.
>>220516009hi mate x
>>220516044"The End"
>>220516041>i am absolutely shitting myself. What have I got myself in to
>>220516055hey how ru
>Hastings, Nebraskalooks comfy
>>220516087good how bout u ?
>>220516044“You’ve had that horse forever,” Adam said.“He’s thirty-three,” said Samuel. “His teeth are worn off. I have to feed him warm mash with my fingers. And he has bad dreams. He shivers and cries sometimes in his sleep.”“He’s about as ugly a crow bait as I ever saw,” Adam said.“I know it. I think that’s why I picked him when he was a colt. Do you know I paid two dollars for him thirty-three years ago? Everything was wrong with him, hoofs like flapjacks, a hock so thick and short and straight there seems no joint at all. He’s hammerheaded and swaybacked. He has a pinched chest and a big behind. He has an iron mouth and he still fights the crupper. With a saddle he feels as though you were riding a sled over a gravel pit. He can’t trot and he stumbles over his feet when he walks. I have never in thirty-three years found one good thing about him. He even has an ugly disposition. He is selfish and quarrelsome and mean and disobedient. To this day I don’t dare walk behind him because he will surely take a kick at me. When I feed him mash he tries to bite my hand. And I love him.”
Sneed
>>220516009asl
>>220516009hi rorke
>>220516044Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat
>>220516118scream sneedscream!!
How come bongs are so crass, vulgar, and impishI thought you guys were more classy and sophisitcated than this
i am not rorke
sneed nigga shrieking
>>220516147common misconception you grotesquely ugly freak
>>220516147there are lots of bongssome are poshsome are vulgar
willy wanking into the poo dimension
>>220516147
>>220516147No one here is an aristocrat.
>>220512910
>>220515653Get a console. Buy the modern one + an older one and play all those games.
