australian house spiders edition
>>220515368I like spiders
If I had one wish come true in my life, incinerating everyone who hates spiders right where they stand, excruciatingly slowly is very close to the first entry in the list.
>>220515368Our garden orb weavers don't bite (ateast I was never bitten by one)
happy easter fags
so how was your easter
>>220516355People who found God hate easter actually.
>>220516463I had to go my parents place, fortunately there were no other relatives so it was bearable, last year we had a big family gathering (it was) hell, year before that I was abroad by myself (best easter ever)2026 - 7/102025 - 1/102024 - 10/10
morning lads, hope you guys have a good day
>>220516463not bad just bit boring
>>220516463Same as him basically >>220517931>>220517871gm
>>220517871Gm sir
I had a banana karums today. Normally I dislike karums but the banana flavored one is really nice
>>220516463>visit senpaitachi for a few hours>go back to work>check bank account>see boss has found a way to steal 300 euros from my salary again>consider ragequitting on the spot>remember I'll be unemployed in a couple months anyway and finding a job is impossiblewhy, I am having a great time. wish I had the guts to kill myself.
>>220520465>senpaitachifucking gookmoot>>220517871always the very best.>>220520414>only likes it when he's got a banana in his mouthinteresting.
>>220520495Bananas are nice, do you not like them?
Didn't visit my gay family on easter.
>>220520536not big black bananas in my mouth no
>>220520618peak sigma grindset I kneel
>>220520660what?
>>220520696I don't celebrate most holidays with others because they don't care about true meaning.
>>220520936I don't like BIG BLACK BANANAS IN MY MOUTH, no.
>>220520966it is him... chuddah himself...
>>220520966sad
>>220520980you like small black bananas in your month?
>>220521025what?
>>220521049nothing
>>220521004Not for me.
>>220521325are you happy often?
>>220521397please pay attention to people's flags
>>220520966cumjaunuolis?
>>220521568We are like the second happiest in Europe according to some shitty infographic
i have one :*(
>>220515368>daddy long legs>bitesnigger please
>>220524790they do?
Would you have worked at the Otago Stock exchange
>>220521602no>>220521397some days I go outside and smile at the world without caring if the world smiles back
>>220522868cause unhappy faggots are a self solving problem, life isn't even that bad brother
>>220526653you're as bitter as him, except you are obsessed about jewish holidays instead
>>220516355That's some Chinese tier final destination shit.
>>220527766Jewish lore is the only lore that matters
>>220527835you probably also like circumcised c#cks
>>220527891I am not circumcised though
>>220527908yeah, but you prefer them
>>220527912least /pol/tarded baltic vpn user
>>220527951I prefer cute innies though
>>220527954I am the most /pol/tarded man in the baltics
>>220527912aurimukas went quiet when both of the f15 pilots were rescued
>>220527912Who cares if Iran is bombed?
>>220528469Please consult the charts, it's everyone's problem.>>220528148Zoggers need the zigger treatment, simple as.
šaltas pavasarishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjmZ9fHQX3Q
>>220528980Reik šalto volfuko.
why couldn't the norwegians and britishers just build more fucking oil platforms. Europa is in similar predicament now when the moustache guy was in charge
>>220527989politics are for women and faggots
>>220529072HATO could roll ruzzia right now if they actually tried, and seize the Caucasus oiltoo bad nobody will try.
>>220529081what oil
>>220529081Look where it got most people who underestimated the tenacity of mongoloids.
>>220529111they're busy killing each other, just go around
>>220529072Based. We love Hitler here. High oil prices is a small price to pay for killing leftists.
>>220529081Yeah and Russia could roll Ukraine in 3 days.
>>220529159yes exactly quick 3 day SMO, in and out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvBl82dbUrk
>>220529282>>220529159have sex
gods i need sex...
>>220530262it's over for pizdonia
>>220530262>AI art t-shirt
>>2205301953 min special sex having operation (SHO).In and out.
>>220530265You won't find any sex here unless it's the manly platonic kind.
>>220530506Talking from experience?
>Dieselithuania
>>220531109
>>220530262Based Eesti
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774964565092130.mp4
>>220531579Is this the opposite day?
>>220531698it's landlord appreciation day
I would like everyone to inform that I just farted
>>220526333Looking at that then seeing the one in wellington is depressing
>>220520465>>see boss has found a way to steal 300 euros from my salary againYou too?>>consider ragequitting on the spotAlready did, and this is his last final attempt to spit on my back as I'm leaving.I worked more in my last month than any other month.But I got my lowest salary yet. even when I started and worked only for 3 weeks, my pay was higher.The boss took even the extra time to ask me what I care in work about for the first time. Then as the final exchange between us, he make up shit about me just to emotionally leave a bad impression about myself.A pure cunt through and through. I'm glad I'm out. Otherwise it would end even worse.
>>220529095best part is getting drone warnings about friendly drones flying by and one of them bumping into our power plant.
>>220531958It was just an accident, it didn't do any real damage either. It's all good.
>>220532025>Just hit one of your primary powerplants with a drone, woopsies :)our greatest ally....of course the media jumped on the chance to blame it on monkeystan and how nato should activate clause 5 bla bla blathe people are just itching for war and to die.I guess demoralization, trannification, immigration and finally the economic strangulation has finally worked people into the suicidal depressed state where they will let it happen or even welcome it.
>>220532025Anyone taking that "flight path" seriously should be disregarded without second thought.
>>220532241post the real flight path, my men and dr pavel.
Yeah, I'm not risking another 3day for your sorry ass.
>>220531958>>220532241>Anyone taking that "flight path" seriously should be disregarded without second thought.true, but i wouldn't be surprised if they are sending drones through belarus
Just had a succulent meal from Finnish hesburger, I can almost feel my coronary arteries developing plaques.
>>220532289>anybody who believe is THIS theory is to be disregarded>okay whats the correct theory>I'm not posting shit!pathetic.If you believe it's the truth you should be okay with posting it.Otherwise goverments and corporations will inhibit your free speech and slowly make you self censor until you only voice the "correct" opinion. Thus being bullied and threatened into moral slavery.>>220532304then why did a couple of drones land in latvia, lithuania and estonia?did they get lost? lol
>>220532349>what is jamming and electronic warfare
>>220532324this guy has a massive penis
>>220532324mmmmm deliciousI wish I had a couple of big macs to demolish
>>220532304I wouldn't be surprised about that either, but that's fair game imo.
>>220532399Go on, elaborate.
>>220530506still more heterosexual than the kind I get from women
>>220532349https://x.com/DrnBmbr/status/2037596173330940186dumbass you could easily track the drones appearing near ukrainian border first and gradualy moving north via russian drone/air alerts
was told this was the new /brit/suspecting i may have been misledthis is /brit/, isn't it?
>>220532539This isn't Pakistan
>>220532539turn back and walk away
I've finally landed back home, btw.
>>220532533then why did we get like 10-20 of them flying through tatru? hmm?
>>220532533wait that twitter post is ukranian?Really? you are getting your facts from ghost of kiev? Seriously?!duuuude....
>>220532583>>220532586what's the problem here?
>>220532870go home gaijin
>>220532870/balt/ and /ausnz/ is full
right well i'll take my leave then
>>220516355The absolutely mental shit that happens all the time in the developing world is by far my favourite thing about it. Like I love my country, but I doubt I'll ever see a thing like that here. Even on video.
>>220532781>>220532848
>>220532870We don't want your kind here
>>220532994amazing counter argument. showing true intellectual wit and clear thinking. I am convinced of your position now.
>>220532994Dungeonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABx15d8Gv9I
>>220533017He is not wrong though
>>220533743I don't want to interact with a bot tier response.If I'm talking to you about cooking food and you post an image that car crashes at 300KM are fatal. And no text or point of any kind.You aren't wrong though. But anybody with an active human brain will understand there is something wrong with what you are doing.
>>220533988https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4
When they said reject modernity return to monkey, this is not what they meant.
>>220534167Harambe died before showing the way. All our current woes can be traced back to the death of Harambe and Gamer Gate.
>lithuanians have stolen 70% of the helmets from bolt electric scooterswhy are you like this
>>220533494they wouldn't dare scootch us over to save space if we were a super power, how do we stop this blatant disrespect?
>>220535705i forgor you niggas asleep my bad
From 14-15c sunny semi-summer weather to 2-3c rainy gray autumn weatherMy depression was curing until this weekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfzkIfUJwUY
>>220515368I always get fucken funnelwebs in all my windowsills. The cunts always chill there and make these hideous webs and shit until i evict them and it happens all over again. Kind of freaky that they're big enough to recognise you and watch you with those massive eyes. Started feeding one with flies by catching the cunts and chucking them in the web. Felt bad nuking my funnelweb mate with woolies multipurpose spray. Anyone else feed the spiders?
>>220535761
>>220535767do you have to check your bed before you go to sleep
>>220535705>>220535725easter are good only for the free dayi don't remember the last time i did anything special on easter
>>220535725Not meI'm still drinking and watching Homeland which is all I've been doing for the past 2 days
>>220535849No but you have to check the shower before you shower. Trust me.
>>220535926do you have some special shoe compartment where you hide your shoes from spiders or do you also check your shoes
>>220535916Same here lad, still sitting around as if tomorrow isn't a work day, fuck me dead
>>220535674e-scooters should require a driver's license and the fact they do not means any retard can fly on one and be a tumor, since it is illegal to drive without a helmet, thank god for that, we can solve the problem by preventing anyone from driving without instantly getting fined.
>>220535950Nah i just keep the cunts on the floor and make sure to give my boots a good thwack every time i go to put them on. Only ever had one of those pussy housespider whitetails, or whatever they are, come out of them. But i keep my shoes indoors. I will never understand cunts that keep their shoes outside their front door, you'd like 50 trillion redbacks there instantly
Bīč lazanjaMy head
>>220530265Go visit Germany and buy sex, 60 euro per hour or Denmark, 40 euro per hour
>>220536017Do you get a hardon for EU regulations and licences in general? Legit question. Are yous trying to be like mini germans or something?
>>220536061why are danish women so cheap
>>220536078They're obvs not Danish bro. Like in our brothels here theyre all filipinas or thai or whatever the fuck else
>>220536078germany isnt german anymore and same with denmarkits romanians, ukrainians and other poor slavs whoring themselves
>>220536069>EUNope, I am Lithuanian, I absolutely LOVE living in country where you cannot smoke or drink alcohol anywhere but in the designated normie smoking/drinking area where everything smells like cheap smoke and cheap alcohol because god forbid unc downs a bottle of whiskey in park and some toddler sees that.
>>220536069he gets a hardon on many things, including circumcised c#cks
>>220536150ironically, nobody except some american clinics do circumcision IN MY COUNTRY
>>220536140>living in country where you cannot smoke or drink alcohol anywhere but in the designated normie smoking/drinking areanobody enforces it
>>220536140>I absolutely LOVE living in country where you cannot smoke or drink alcohol anywhere but in the designated normie smoking/drinking area where everything smells like cheap smoke and cheap alcohol because god forbid unc downs a bottle of whiskey in park and some toddler sees that.low iq takenobody wants bunch of bomz occupying park benches drinking lighting fluid or moonshine, smelling and being loud
>>220536078This guy gave full answer >>220536100Would recommend Denmark for Lithuanian to visit so he can get it done and focus on his life instead
>>220536140You don't condone alcoholism and lying around like a bum in public places? What a pussy. I thought you were a balt.
>>220536069Aren't knives and guns banned in your cunt? How do you even go hunting?
>>220536177try smoking a cigar in your nearest bus stop and report back your finedings
>>220536210Ukrainian whores are hot as fuckModel face model body trophy wife type vibe, whoring themselves out for 50€I dont mind
>>220536167Why would there be American clinics in Bolivia anyway?
>>220536207nice strawman faggot, I, by law, legit cannot just bring a single can of beer to park and drink it when sitting on the bench minding my own business, because some karen might get offended while her dumb toddler runs into the cyclist lane and gets almost killed for the 9th time in past 15 minutes
>having sex with a prostitute who was fucking and sucking an hour agoDo people really? Fucking eww
>>220536304blessed is the small mind that does not concern itself with such gay details
>>220536227I don't live in Victoria so the laws aren't nearly as homosex. New South isn't much better but you can still hunt pretty easily. Bunch of forms and shit to fill for a rifle but mostly anyone can do it, you just gotta join a shooters club which is more of a formality. Also bow hunting has almost fuckall restrictions
>>220536277yeah its forbidden by law but nobody is going to call on you for drinking a can of beer if youre not disturbing others, so technically its allowed
>>220536304>How do you eat a girls ass if a poop has come out of it a few hours ago?With delight
>>220536346>if you are not disturbing othersI had police pick on me for fucking WALKING on SIDEWALK, doing you know what? MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WITH 0 PEOPLE AROUND ME.Don't fucking give me "not disturbing others" nonsense.
>>220536380Maybe you have a bitch face.
>>220536396No, I was just walking at night, apparently WALKING is illegal, especially alone, with no annoying faggots, except police, fucking picking on you in this gay shitty ass country.
>>220536450Maybe you looked like in need of bullying.
>>220535761Yeah, I see the weather's not great here either.I ended up spending most of the weekend stuck inside our relative's house, the weather was so deplorable. Constant rain and wind, coupled with a storm last night.I should be back in my flat in a hour or so. I wonder if the alco laws count holidays as sundays or if it doesn't matter.
>>220536468Atleast I got to finish RE2 remake. Free time well spent.
>>220536380sidewalk and park are completely two different thingsthe chances of you seeing police in park are low. someone has to call on you, but nobody will if youre a normal personthe law is there to get rid of the bomz and other trolls who think its ok to come drink vodka with their 8 friends, shouting and disturbing others
>>220536490>Just be normalThanks, I'll just drink myself to death inside.
>>2205362281st for all i don't smoke2nd of all i see bydlos walking around and smoking a cig here almost everyday
>>220536450Oh, yeah walking can be an offense. My buddy almost got a ticket in winter cause he was walking on side of the road with no reflectors on him. He explained that he missed his bus and they lifted him to town and told to buy reflectors.
>>220536522you can turbosmoke a cigarette in half a minute so of course they will do it and act like it didn't happen
>>220536529Tbh retards walking with no reflectors at night near a road are practically invisible untill it's too late.
>>220536304Yeah I can't fathom unironically visiting a whore at a brothel where (in Australia) the clientele are like 95% indian subcontinent types that don't shower as a matter of principle and likely carry some rare mutated turbo HIV, just waiting to jump onto your pale ass from the filipina host. It's like the equivalent of sitting on a nasty train station public toilet, fucken disgusting
>>220536380Shiey is that you?
>>220536624No, you're unlikely to ever have heard of me or figure out who I am unless you're like one out of 3 people on this earth.
>>220536595Like 85% of whores are russian/belar/ukrainian women so its bit different here. As in its even worse.
>>220536658So the whole population of Lithuania?
>>220536664>>220536595you have to pick them by their price. 50€ for 30 min or 1h are ran through. they have 20+ daily clients easily. you will piss barbwire and get all sorts of zombie stds even through condomhigher priced ones are less in demand
>>220532994Van Darkholme has a lot of fans in Russiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBHUCVGRPAY
>paying for mystery meat condom fuck
>>220536907hole is hole
>>220536907I think the average clients are old dudes that are sick of their fat old crusty wife
Not an incel if you would refuse to pay an escort to go on a fake loving wholesome date with sex at the end.
>>220537020not an incel if you would refuse to fuck a man
Are you an incel if you get raped
>>220536140good, drinking and smoking should be illegal and nobody should do it publicly EVER
>>220537177no
