Captain Britain edition
not using that other freak edish
>>220518057redundant. this one won anyway
>>220518032and youve spent your entire day on your fat arse
WHO WANTS IT? WHO FOCKIN WANTS IT?
catching an easter vibe x
24 year old /brit/ lad putting on his big boy trousers for his first day flipping burgers at maccies
>>220518075i'll have some
>>220518075Give it to me Bazza
>>220518070he might link it at this thread's closure
>>220518030What would capitan mexico be likeWhere does he get his powers
only had 1 gf in my life and i pushed her away because i was so excited to have a girlfriend i got too clingy and then she dumped me
>>220518070freak
arselad night tonight
>>220517943Interesting, never heard of that. I'm gonna make Greek Tsoureki for Easter.
>>220518073Nice projection homo
>>220518119:(
>>220518119lol pwnd
gf is currently preparing our picky bits easter tea :3
sex with british gays
i hope that new james bond game ends up being good. it is made by the fellas who made the hitman games so it has a chance of being great
>>220518134bit of me tbf
>>220518135i may be gay but at least im not a fat cunt
arse brad night
>>220518146>picky bits easter teaWhat is it?>>220518152Nonce
james bond is a black woman
>>220518119mad how unbelievably repellent clingyness is to womenyou could verbally or physically abuse them and they'd be more likely to stay with you
>>220518146You’re a virgin who lives with his mammy
How much should a pair of running shoes cost? Because I'm going to say 50 is pushing it.
>>220518166I'm literally watching spectre right now haha #realbondhours
GR15
>>220518207about £120
>>220518190pink nipples pink hole let's go
>>220518169>bit of meidgi>>220518119yeah this happens sometimes
>Labour: Yes I know we own loads of north sea oil but we would rather Norway drill for it instead and then sell it back to us at a huge mark-up rateWhy are leftypol so desperate to be dependent on foreign fossil fuel companies bleeding us dry? I don't get it
>>220518190Different stuff, pork pies, sausage rolls, chorizo, cheese, olives, antipasti>>220518205Certainly am not
glod
>>220518207$50? they're always on sale so £50 at most is probably fair if you just catch sales but if you buy bad ones you're asking for injury so I wouldn't cheap out on them
>>220518187Thoughts on sicilian women? Picrel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vok6GJ7dE0
>vecna ate 3 digestives
>>220518240Let’s see the food then? You won’t
>>220518187Aids doing a number on you?
>>220518223Is any of that money going to the factory slaves? I'd be ok with this if the factory slaves are getting some of it, but way it is I don't think any of these will last more than 3 months steady wear.
I'm what's known as a daddy breeder on grindr fyi
>>220518259bet they weren't sugar free either
>>220518247
>>220518119Never had a GF, never kissed, and never been on a date.The closest I ever came with a woman was a girl I met when we were 18 at a summer camp who fancied me and, on the last night, dragged me to bed with her. I was too scared to do anything because I was petrified of "doing it wrong" (even just a kiss) and making her lose all attraction to me. So I just fell asleep while she cuddled with me and stroked my chest and face all night. The next morning she let out a deep sigh after we said goodbye. She basically refused to speak to me after that.I mog absolutely everyone in this thread in terms of my kissless virginity/inceldom. Nobody has me beat.
>>220518240>Different stuff, pork pies, sausage rolls, chorizo, cheese, olives, antipastiYou eat those with tea?
>>220518236it's a brit saying. Danny says it on rate my takeaway.
>>220518239Britannia must maintain her pristine natural environment and 2% forest cover
>>2205182731.2p
>>220518239>we own loadsNot true>sell it back to us at a huge mark-up rateYou think we get it for free?
>>220518246metatron mentioned
2012 seat ibiza 100k miles 1.4 petrol how much should it sell for
doing farts what smell like cow muck
>>220518304£800
>>220518304£2250
>>220518310fink u got a hamburger lodged up ur anus pal
>>220518304Car insurance fraud
>>220518284I’m 26 khhv and I’ve never even spoke to a girl properly even as a friend. Even back in school I was too scared to talk to any of the girls. Don’t you ever whinge nigga
>>220518310Cor
>>220518310once did a fart in bed so putrid, the gf had to stand by an open window for a while
why is everyone shocked about this trump tweet seems pretty run of the mill
>>220518264Will be eating it when she brings it and watching something on ‘flix mate >>220518285White people in Britain call the evening meal “tea” same as the drink but I will be drinking Coca Cola with the meal not a cuppa tea
wonder what the attention needer is doing
the webm that made rorke so mad he started shitting his arse
>>220518294This is where getting a little commie makes sense. We just hide our slaves, that's all it is, they're all overseas. But because they're hidden maybe they're not slaves, maybe they're living it up making pennies and building something world-changing out of trash and industrial discharges
>>220518291Ah yes "have Norway drill our own oil and sell it back to us at high prices so we can pretend the emissions and climate bollocks aren't our fault" lmaooooo>>220518298It is true and it's our oil
>>220518362PRAISE BE TO ALLAH - dONALD DRUMF
>>220518304tell him hold onto the money
>>220518374dumb bitch
>>220518374rorke delving ever deeper into inceldom and getting a plex server
>>220518284omds
>>220518385Think you need to educate yourself fella
>>220518363>White people in Britain call the evening meal “tea” same as the drink but I will be drinking Coca Cola with the meal not a cuppa teaThank you for the info, this is interesting
>donald, stop the war or allah by my side i will stop it
Feel like I would really fit in well with the wogs in Aus, our humour and lifestyle are bery similar
>>220518374but they'll love the Jellyfin + sonarr combination, right?
>>220518363Knew you wouldn’t Fuck off virgin
>>220518410mostly by northerners he should have added
>>220518374rorke going on a large rant about hiw extern hhd and torrent client
>>220518374loading up stremio gives them a wide-on without fail
is trump a shia or sunny?
nth for the gyaldem
Do you reckon anybody has had sex in space?Also do you reckon anybody has wanked in space? Some astronauts have spent a year or more continuously in space. Imagine not spunking for an entire year. Probably isn't very good for your balls.
Astral projecting into Rorke’s bedroom and clapping his fat white ahh
>>220518448sunny which is why he is attacking iran the heart of the shia innit
>>220518374I dont watch tv or movies
Just done a poo and it was a ghost wipe
being an incel is more painful when youve had a taste of sex a few times. truecels live in blissful ignorance
>>220518354>I’m 26 khhv and I’ve never even spoke to a girl properly even as a friend. Even back in school I was too scared to talk to any of the girls. Don’t you ever whinge niggaIf you never spoke to a girl then that basically doesn't count as being a true kissless dateless handholdless virgin. You basically didn't even try. Maybe if you tried speaking to girls you'd find one would randomly fall in love with you, and you'd effortlessly kiss and shag her without any anxiety whatsoever. I've read countless stories of supposed "incels" online who did that.My situation is much, much, much worse because I've been in situations where I could've kissed, lost my virginity, or possibly even had a serious GF, and I pussied out because of my fear. My body and mind literally won't allow me to leave the prison of kissless dateless handholdless virginity.
>>220518460obv have
>>220518374reminder you do NOT understand women if this in any way perplexes or angers you
>Hezbollah hit a UK warship It's over. All native men under 50 must be conscripted to invade Iran
>>220518460they dont want to risk getting semen in the mechanisms
>>220518410No probs lad>>220518432Yes that’s what I said, white people
>>220518363>White people in Britain call the evening meal “tea”Nope. Only poortherners do that.
>>220518475no one cares you virgin haha
>>220518456hm yeah im thinking kill foids
Communist leftypol using vacuous roasties to shill his beloved ultracapitalist American far-left propaganda network
>>220518362genuinely made me nauseous, just an insanely evil thing. Don't care if she's shitting on leftypol or generally being vulgar but i don't want my country to bomb irans civilian infrastructure while my leader gloats about it on Truth Social™ while blaspheming daily
>>220518460Wouldn't be good I reckon, there is no thrust, you can't really pound it properly.
>>220518475> and I pussied out because of my fear. My body and mind literally won't allow me to leave the prison of kissless dateless handholdless virginity.Okay? That’s why I’ve never tried
>>220518460probably safer to get them to wank so that they don't wet dream spunk unaimed into the electronics
>whats that president trump, you find me attractive?
stupid /brit/, be more funny
>>220518409Nah you can keep your lefty indoctrination thx
>>220518284KTIM BUT 29
>>220518505Whatever you say Rasheed lmao
>>220518284>Never had a GF, never kissed, and never been on a date.same. All that other stuff you said is wild. Never done anything like it
>>220518489
>>220518524In absence of gravity the blood of your boner can go straight to your brain, it's extremely dangerous
>>220518471This is why I don't claim the term "incel", because 99% of you who call yourselves that have had sex and GFs before. And you didn't even put in effort to gain those experiences, they were just gifted to you without you doing anything at all to deserve them.The true kissless dateless handholdless virgins are those like me, who lived many years as a semi-normalfag and met 100s of women, with several of those expressing romantic/sexual interest in me, but were unable to reciprocate it due to intense extreme fear of rejection or of doing something wrong.
only on Brit will you have niggas arguing over who’s a bigger virgin
>>220518190>>220518285>>220518410I just want to clarify that the "Brit" you're talking to is a northerner. Northerners are exceptionally strange people. Actually I'm not even sure they're people.Normal Brits certainly do not say "picky bits" and they absolutely don't call the evening meal "tea". We call it "dinner" because that is the correct name. "Tea" is a drink made from tea leaves. But some people in northern England are fucking weird, so they incorrectly refer to dinner as "tea".
blud uses yahoo lol
>>220518554>t. Mohammed Al-Bohammed Bin-Islam, from Bradford
deary deary DEARY me
I noticed I was unusually jolly today and couldn't think of why. I had a conversation with a girl earlier. Fml I need a girlfriend
2 flybergs eliminated, 2 remain buzzing throughout my incel domicile
>>220518284fake storyyou can tell because they don't have summer camps in ukplayed you lot like fools
>>220518576your northerners sound like terroni but in the north
>>220518600it was always going to be complete dog shit. why even bother
>>220518610>Let me tell you about your country.
>>220518569>>220518557Total WHITE Death has been avertedThe spirit of Hitler had saved us
>>220518611yeh its a similar situation
Mad how boomers still believe in their "end of history" shite
>>220518623It's Heatherpaedo's latest obsession
>>220518600Was this funny? Was the first episode watched by many?
lads I got a white wine in my deal to try and it's lush I might prefer it to red
>>220518627If you dont keep an eye on slavs they will take your country piece by piece
>>220518610Especially not at 18
>>220518531who's thisx
>>220518576>northerners are so weird they use different words for things up there it's just bafflingHe said to the Italian
>>220518610i went to a gifted and talented summer camp the summer between year 6 and 7
>>220518610Okay spaki
>>220518664bennie and the jets
>>220518647History did end. But then retards decided to restart it for some bizarre reason.The 1990s through to the early 2010s was probably overall the most peaceful, calm, uneventful period in all of human history.
>>220518664wawawiwa
>>220518611Yeah that makes sense, the south is the poorer part of Italy, while the north is the poorer part of England. To be fair there are some decent people from the north of England, but "picky bits" is a completely foreign expression to me. I've only seen it mentioned a couple of times on the internet.
im trans btw
bringing a lass back to the smelly bedroom and explaining how i set automated monitoring on TV shows i want to watch and it will find high quality torrents and download them without me having to even touch my computer
>>220518564alright good for you lad youre a virgin freak
>>220518699>The 1990s through to the early 2010s was probably overall the most peaceful, calm, uneventful period in all of human history.It was the real beginning of Europe being raped to death by Africans and Indians
british tapas for tea
>>220518716>To be fair there are some decent people from the north of EnglandWell some terronis are alri too
>>220518489men and women*
>>220518699So it didn't end then thanks for clearing that up leftypol
>>220518699>History did end. But then retards decided to restart itso it didn't
>>220518724is this even possible?
>>220518600a fuckable little pigling, isn't she
>>220518699ah yes, the worst thing that happened were jetliners flying into buildings
>>220518664
catbergs on mad ones
>>220518744yes sonarr and jackett do this. can auto download new episodes too once they release on torrent sites
>>220518762like shagging pigs do ye aye
>>220518600>women and brownsWow what a unique TV show
raping a cock with my arse
>>220518146>picky bitsfucking rank why would you call it that
>>220518699Sure bro
>>220518774Wtf...this cant be real...
>>220518774how did they train them to do that?
>>220518774this is incredble but imagine the abuse they suffereed in order to train them to do that :broken heart:
>>220518699you idiot
>>220518716'Picky bits' is a Redditism, not a Northern phrase
>>220518600don't like when people make fun of arry for being a bit of a monghe seems nice
>>220518374your view made her $0.10 richer. Good job simp
>>220518798is this ai?
>America spent $90 million to rescue one manOof
>>220518650it's on a premium channel which only sports fans and boomers use so no one watched it.
Any real fucked up schizo man in
>>220518800>>220518801>>220518806Why do people post this faceberg tier shit
>>220518859Hollywood will make thrice that with the inevitable Michael Bay fillum
>>220518768No life outside of Brit which is from a 10 year old twitter postActually no idea how you live
>>220518859that means american lives are worth $90 millioncan you imagine our government spending that much on one of us?
>>220518873no but i hope to be in the future
>>220518859It’s more 90 million to protect sensitive information the pilot would’ve given up while being tortured by Iranians
>>220518859chucking money we don't have down the sewer to pay for another zio-kike war. u wouldn't understand boong
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774753552812008.webm
>>220518859thats a good thing
>>220518779Fascinating >>220518869lol, why would they do that? It should have been on 4channel innit
>>220518885only when they are in service of zionist war aims
>>220518887Nah you don’t
>>220518859Best the ruskis can do is kick you out of the zegromobile to escape drones faster
>>220518874its funny you joyless bastard
Hello sex havers how is the sex going?
>>220518906I WANNA SEE YOU TAKE
>>220518859now imagine the cost of fighting a propaganda movie of the regime interrogating and executing him
>>220518859How man trillions in debt are they at this point?
controversial opinion:some brownoids are nice people
>>220518134R8 mine
>>220518842he's a clever lad
>>220518930good. i did the sex today as it happens
>>220518885The UK bombed all greek ports in the 19th century because a Portuguese Jew born in Gibraltar wanted his loans to be payedJust be Jewish or serve Jewish interests
>>220518119>clingyWhat does this even mean
sup hoes
>>220518918i legit dont understand the economics of it because it costs £2 million an episode. I think maybe they are trying to justify it's cost by latter streams by Americans on the peacock streaming service but I doubt enough Americans will watch it when they have the real one right there.
>>220518952
went to a wendys todaynot impressed and everybody was brown
>>220518460men can't get hard in space, something to do with blood flow
>>220518906ENFkino
>>220518959you've got to love him really
>>220518927It was never funny you embarrassing faceberg boomer
>"Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran," and adding, "Open the F***in' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH!"
>>220518959wholesome lad
>>220519000lighten up you drip
>>220518980I was calling her too muchI was trying to see her too much
was going to look at some stuff on the internet but I've wound myself up and forgot what stuff I wanted to look at
>>220518972how long did it take for the guy to cum?
>girl says "don't come inside" 0.1 seconds before ejaculation>you ejaculate>now a rapist and will go to prison for 20 years
who i should play as in ck3
why does this London pub have an Irish flag flying on it?
>>220518930good>>220518954Yooooo, this looks great filaraki :) I'm trying to find mastiha ke mahlepi here but it's very difficult. But those look amazing, great job.
>>220518954scran
>>220518991what did you get x
need my 4 incher in her tickling just the opening because it can't do anything else rllye
>>220519024Damn Guess id better stay alone then
>>220518991Haven't been to Wendys for years. But, I want that shit again
>>220519040why would i know
you're telling me you don't want this to be your commute?
>>220519040to show we're not sectarian
>>220519040MICKED
>>220518984>I think maybe they are trying to justify it's cost by latter streams by Americans on the peacock streaming service but I doubt enough Americans will watch it when they have the real one right there.I see> £2 millionFucking how? I don't understand how these things cost so much. Are there a lot of subscribers on this premium channel?
>>220519023Back to faceberg NPC
>>220519040Remove it!
>>220519059you don't hear much about such massive traffic jams in europe except maybe the highways outside london
remember when britnormie called up the jobcenter to ask about moni?https://vocaroo.com/i/s18Yy2aAPt3m
move to iraq and become a terrorist
Got my poppers arriving shortly
ahem
bonnie blue looks f'ed up, sorta like Laura Loomer
>>220519049Triple cheeseburger with friesBaconator with friesdouble fried chicken burger with friesand a refillable coke£33
>>220519110ummers
>>220519103The only time I wanted to kms is driving through Athens one time, kind of wanted to cry desu.
>>220519113oooo gonna cry
>>220519040apparently the owner is Irish would you guys instantly recognise him as Irish too or is that an Irish thing? We'd say he has a "big Irish head on him"
>34 years old>studying a Victorian Literature Masters degree at Harvardwhy not just act nigga
>>220519059Wouldn’t be a problem for me professional swimmer
>>220519040It's London so it's the Ivory Coast flag
>>220519116roar
>>220519123you're a lardass. Just get a regular cheeseburger and fries
>>220519144yeah but it the absence of lips, mainly
>>220519116world is fucked isnt it
>>220519109no
>>220519147walled
>>220519162why would i do that when it doesnt fill me up and its the first time i've been to a wendys in my life and i got to try as much as possible + im on holiday
and the tomb lads.... it's empty.
>>220519074think of it, they write all the stuff n less than a week and make the costumes sets it then they assemble and dissemble the sets live in front of an audience must employee loads of people but the british domestic market is far too small to justify the cost. like said it's basically cable so it's something boomers have out of habit (doubt they care about sketch comedy) and deano has for the sports and i doubt he cares about sketch comedy. it does have one funny sketch thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRMgVgdQQbc
>>220519109whos britnormie and moni?
>10,000 marines about to be killed in the next few daysOof
>>220519147Based lad, they probably tried to diddle him back in the day. >>220519180lel
>>220519109not a very good prank call is itdidn't even say a racial slur
>>220519123statethought mcdonalds was expensive but it's literally the cheapest one by far
>>220519204literally first day on 4chan?
>>220519211this the russian's failing war or the american's failing war?
>>220519224...yh
>>220519116If he didn't want the Strait closed, why did he attack Iran in the first place? It wasn't closed in January
>>220519211Which marines?
why is it all so difficult?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timmy_(whale)He's near death
>>220519193Hmm, maybe you are right. Wondering how much they payed Tina Fey for the first episode. Don't know why but I thought the first season was already written but they have to be topical and make sketches of what happened last week.
what did autists do back in the day? before you could sit on your computer 24/7?
i am in the "rape cube"
>>220519274Draw.
>>220519283what happens in there?
HELL IS EMPTYAND ALL THE DEVILS ARE HERE
>>220519296>>220519300Omds
>>220518284>dragged me to bed with herFONT
just isn't worth doing these ridiculous captchas anymore
>>220519289"rape"
>>220519274stem
raping my own arse in the rape cube
Vote Labour vote Sinn Fein
>>220519040the brits love us lad, they try and play it cool like
>>220519326i only get one captcha and it's easy because i stay on the same ip
>>220519326your fault for ban evading lad
29 years oldNever been on a dateNever had a gfNever had a female friend Never kissed a woman aside from prostitutes Never had sex with a woman other than prostitutes
>>220519144No I wouldn't recognise him as Irish just from his appearance.
>>220519360lol
it's insane how the english version of wikipedia does a character assassination on every person who is even associated with the far rightin other languages it might say>so and so is an author famous for his so and so seriesmentioning his political views only in the personal life sectionon the english wiki it starts off with>so and so is a white nationalist[1], racist[2], homophobic[3] far right extremist[4] who has allegedly molested children[5][6][7][8]
Visited a friend and his pregnant wife yesterday and I'm definitely sick. Might be grounds for seppuku if it affects baby.
I'm voting for the economic libertarians
>>220519326It only makes you do difficult captchas when you change IP and clear cookies. It’s a ban evasion deterrent.
>>220519326time to take the passpill
>>220519312ktim haha x
>>22051936034>Never had a gf>Never had sex with a woman other than prostitutesktim
Reminder buying a femoid a drink or taking her out for a meal is "grooming"
>>220519360nobody cares
Pretty sure I'd be a helicopter parent
>>220519374>it's insane how the language spoken by the most Jewish enslaved people supports Jewish interests
>>220519397no it isn't
tomb is empty nigga we're back
>>220519410mmhmm let the goyim deal in the real world
its gonna be so peng when they land on the moon again
the "rape cube" is expanding
Prostitutemaxxing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Lim_(entrepreneur)this is basically a guy who provides hosting without discriminating on contentthe entire page is there to make him look bad and complicit
>>220519397why
>>220519374>so and so is a nationalist[1], racist[2], homosexual [3] far right extremist[4] who has allegedly molested childrenSounds jewish
Anyone want to buy some antimatter from me?
>>220519374Wikipedia is controlled propaganda obviouslyI bet Tony Blair's page doesn't mention immigration a single time
>>220519397my move is to ask them to get a coffee then suggesting a walkand what's at the end of that walk?well it's me putting them into a situation where there's no point of return
I am Jewish.
>>220519481>>220519481>>220519481
>>220519459there's a whole section on it
>>220519480Name all jews then
>>220519459Someone please check!
wish I was Uruguyan
>>220519411Yes it is>>220519441Because you're only doing it to get sex from her, lads aren't just trying to "cure world roastie thirst" lmao
>>220519485>we have to debooooonk the right-wing narrative!lmaooo
when you think about itit's a bit weird how there's such a north-south divide in this country but no such thing for east/westWhy don't the Cornish hate the East Anglians? Why don't Londoners and Yorkshiremen find common ground against Mancs and Gloucestershiremen?It's just strange.
>>220520548all these petty rivalries while bio mass edges everyone out. does my head in is does
>>220518030I like Capt. Britain. I think even Moore or Moorcock wrote story for him. Btw I like the fact He's a multiversal superhero.
