How can Europoors ever recover from this ?
>>220520637Where's the car park
the grass looks worse than in videogames I used to play in 2000s :DDDd
>>220520637>no walmart in sightAmerica has fallen
>>220520637Do americans think they don't have farms in europe?
>>220520901Farms are workplaces for europoors. OP pic is a house with a huge yard meant for doing whatever you want.
>>220520637For what purpose? To do what in? Host campfires?
>>220520637UUUGH the lawns of Americvs
>>220520945>Farms are workplaces for europoorsMost "farms" here are just normal homes that hasn't seen any farming in decades, even generations.
>>220521281This is SO beautiful
>>220521329It's the dream. Even something smaller like this with a big patch of land, forest and a pond/lake. Fucking wish I could work from home, I'd buy a place like it right away.
>>220520945Like what? Most unitedstatians are too fat to do anything other than waddling from their porch to their truck
>>220520637>>220521281>>220521359replace the lawns with a seed mix of native wildflowers with a few stone paths leading through it all that you keep clear by casually strolling along with the weed wacker every now and then instead of having to ride the cuckmobile over sun-scorched yellow pubes every week in the heat of summer
>>220520637that looks pretty relaxing I'd say
>>220521479>sun-scorched yellow pubesSeen grass turn yellow maybe twice in my life, last time was in 2018 during the big heat wave. Otherwise it's just green and lush throughout summer. Also, mowing is relaxing.
>>220520637>>220521281>>220521359I watch too many horror movies, spending the night in places like this - let alone living there - would be so terrifying for me. So far from help if someone or something breaks in to take your shit and/or murder you in some horrific way.Give me a burger suburb with neighbors close by any day.
>>220521592You're more likely to suffer a home invasion living in a suburb than out in the countryside.
>>220521592This you?
>>220521281wheres the suffering?
>>220521649Maybe, but I'm more likely to suffer a jötunn invasion out in the countryside than in a suburb.
>>220521716I grew up in a suburb, not a dense city. But after living in Bangkok, I realize I prefer it. I still don't like most big cities but this one is the exception. I've lived here for over 20 years now and have never even had anything stolen despite leaving my front gate wide open.
>>220520637>dat pool>dat patioDude lives in a double wide.
>>220521592New Backrooms just dropped
>>220520637I literally own somethint similar, a hectare of land with two cabins, one on high ground and another by the lake. That is, on top of my my apartment I have in the city centre. It's somewhat amusing to me how yankistanians always go on about how the individual states are so different from one another and then in the next breath lump all Euros in the same basket. Finland has a population density that is lower than USA's, owning land is not an impossibility.
>>220521281shoved that wasteland posting mutt back into the locker
Coming home to what, a poorly maintained lawn?
>>220520637What's the point of having a massive ugly and dry lawn like that?Does he love mowing so much or why doesn't he plant anything or at least let it grow and maybe with some wildflower seeds turn into a more natural meadow?Americans are pretty weird with their lawn obsession.
We hosted two german exchange students when i was a kid. They loved using the riding mower and cutting the grass especially since we had a big yard. I remember we beat resident evil together. That was fun
>>220523556We visited my dads friend and his american family when i was 10. I stayed in kyles room where we played modded halo and tiberian sun all day, it was hot as fuck because of the two pcs, two kids, Californian sun and a turtle with a heat lamp in a tiny room. I played golf, went to las vegas, went to disneyworld, rode a hired cab through the desert like in fear and loathing, at pancakes at a diner and saw the hoover dam. Good times. Unfortunately i can probably not return since i called for the execution of the sitting american president several hundred times by now
>>220521479>t. tick
>>220521359>>220521281Imagine the leeches and mosquitos
>>220523767Arctic circle mosquitoes are the most annoying creature in the world. I went to India, returned with 72 mosquito bites (i counted) and those were barely noticed. Get one stray Nordic mosqito in your bedroom and it will try to fly into your ear 12 times a night while teleporting away as soon as you try to smack it and the bites itch for days
>>220521359seems like a lot of maintenance
>>220523767>Imagine the leeches and mosquitosDon't have to imagine, my city is hell in the summer.
>>220523926Why are warm weather 'squito's so polite?
>>220521281>That cuckshed for your boat Cute
>>220523719Actual idiotHe explicitly mentioned maintaining itAnd the things that eat ticks prefer more vegetation
>>220524010Too full of diseases to be vigorous
>>220524213Real rich folks have built in lifts for winter storage. Fancy shit.
>>220523952what do you mean you only have to clear the road of snow for 10km until you reach the public road twice per day for 6 months a year and keep the fire going for the same period
>>220520637bleaki never understand people who want to live on (noncommercial) ranches, they are artificial and drearyi live in the forest tho and love it. i get little animals that visit me, privacy, hunting, wild berries, all ten feet from my door.>>220524213anon that's a boathouse
>>220521754There is none. Swedes don't svffer.
