Jacob Rees-Megg edition
this is the one.
don't engage with the yank new other new is there
oh my gosh
the rare good yank edish
>>220522701No, we're not posting in the thread with a cuckold-propagandist OP.
>>220522626Keep marching nigga, happy Easter to you and ONLY you.
alexa play london town by man like me
Reminder that before Israel was founded in the 1940s, Hebrew was functionally completely dead as a living language. It was used solely for religious purposes (like Latin in Catholicism), while Jews in their everyday lives instead spoke either the languages of the countries they lived in, or separate Jewish-specific dialects (Yiddish, Judeo-Arabic, Ladino, etc).Israel completely revived the Hebrew language from the ground-up and, 80 years later, nobody in Israel really speaks languages like Yiddish anymore.Ireland could have done the exact same thing when they declared independence. They could have enforced Irish Gaelic as the national language and the only official language of Ireland. They could have mandated that all children must take Irish-language names and surnames. They could have forced Irish to become the language of commerce within Ireland. They didn't do this because they couldn't be bothered.
Got back to lifting recently and oh my days the protein farts are horrendous, my smelly incel bedroom is even smellier than before
wahey
>>220522675
can hear children's laughter from my upstairs neighbordont know what the fuck they're on abouti've never been more furious
>>220522675Noice
force feeding rorke my cum until his belly bursts
rorke saying 'my nigga' to the 87 year old grandfather at the cookout
>>220522705Bodie looking zesty
rorke has coverted to shia islam
>>220522780Sensitive young man, far left.
talking heads fan working as a bouncer at the gay bar be like letting the gays go by
>>220522667There was an Albanian kid that was in friend group in Greece and he played soccer with us but the other kids would bully him and accuse him of being poor, his dad was kind of crazy, one time he came to brag that he bought his son a PS3, kind of crazy.
>>220522780would shag that nerd on the left
bought a keyboard and i must be an american keyboard because it doesnt have a £ symbol but if i use it then it just works
>>220522780most likely a vape shop now
wish I knew how to talk to women. wish I knew how to develop sexual relationships
>>220522819Why are you bent?
nth for the gyaldem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf5envOypNUis this actually valuable or is it just edu-tube slop
Can’t eat. Lost my appetite. Saw my crush’s poo just then.
>>220522832Is that what arranged marriages look like?
Happy new tax year
>>220522780There they areThe gents, the chaps
>>220522675>easter world record
>>220522766>>220522737another cunt who sat in the cabinet of the most traitorous government we've ever had
>>220522816lol. at my school a ginger got bullied on our first day there so his dad came in and held a kid against the wall by the throat and screamed at him
>>220522739that's him bloody done then
>>220522830nowt gay about it
Psalm 41:1-2 states, "Blessed is he who considers the poor; The LORD will deliver him in time of trouble".
>>220522739>classical/metalvirgin music
>>220522824>i must be an american keyboardDont hang around here or someone will push your buttons LOL
>>220522852He wasn't in Blair's Labour
>>220522854I've seen this happen here, some dads don't fuck around.
>>220522859imagine him deep throating a dildo as he types that out
>>220522859and we were the niggas to put all that stuff together
sissy joyce is so sexy ngl
Grenfell, whatever happened there.
>>220522832So this is Gyaldemfreak:>black, from an African immigrant family>lives in urban inner-london>fundamentalist evangelical christian>supports Arsenal>admitted he has a porn addiction>affiliated with the tranny and cuckspammers
>>220522832
>>220522873You just outed yourself as a poofter
RIGHT RORKE OKAY RORKE RIDDLE ME THIS MATEso you claim to be british but you drive a german car yeahand you drink coffee from COLOMBIA yeahand guess what mate your phone is from bloody chinaso tell me again how bloody british you are mateyou colossal fucking WANKBASTARD SPUNKTRUMPET
Leftypol in love with the obese 50 year old Pajeeta politician on his tv screenRorke banging leftypols 17 year old sister lol
gyally demmies mentioned
>>220522902Howling at that
>>220522913heemed that knobpuffin past the oort cloud loool
>>220522913that's rorke raped
>>220522859This has obviously been posted many times before but I really hate mongs who use the absolute highest requirements for anything western but for foreigners it may as well be "some bloke once said it so it's true"
>>220522859This guy reaching cuck levels never thought possible
>>220522879the tories were a continuation of it
>listening to catchy pop song:)>rap part starts:(
>>220522942Stop listening to kpop you weeb git
anyone got any green slop i could eat with my fingers?
>>220522925went off ms metcalfe when she got blacked
>>220522957Have never listened to a single kpop song, didn't know they had rap nonsense in those too.
Spin me right (rorke)You spin me right round (rorke)Right round rorkey spin me right round
sir wankbastard
>>220522942Bane of some of the few good pop songs that came out in the early 2010s
>>220522940>The O'Brien surname is a prominent Irish Gaelic name, originating from Ó Briain, meaning "descendant of Brian"
>>220522974Mad how the bloke who sang this trooned out (sort of)
>>220522942I think I read somewhere that Bring Me To Life by Evanescense - Amy Lee hated the rap part but the music lebel had the final say or something.
whoever invented moths can fucking do one
>>220522987Kys Heatherspastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwAgLvAk7JI
I say this as a person of Irish descent, there is a genuine fifth column of English people of Irish descent who hate being English and genuinely want to see England destroyed.
>>220523004sowwy :(
>>220523012You spend all day and night wanking to black men and racial humiliation porn. You are doing far more to "destroy England" than any Irish person is at this point.
>>220523022he looks like if a man and a woman made a baby
>>220522995So did the guy who looks like Jack Black from that Aussie band who did the Four Chord Song
>>220523001Honestly can't stand it, I'm convinced that white people who like rap music are pretending. NEVER head a rap song I want to listen to again.
>>220523014what were you thinking you fool
>>220523012In fairness I think they were always there but the Irish diaspora became part of it, I'm thinking of those blokes wearing berets during Brexit and in the past who would talk down England while travelling around Europe
>>220522968It's harder to find a white woman in a soap opera who hasn't been paired with a black fella at some point
>>220522729Modern Hebrew is a zombie language with loads of Yiddish, Slavic, and even Arbic parts moulded together
>>220523030I'm not heatherfreak (forgot that was one of his obsessions), I'm just pointing out something true. It's VERY common in Liverpool.
>>220523033not the one that looks a bit downsthat's grim
>>220523022washed since 2013
>ArbicBlardey Welsh.jpg
>>220523037https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t8CPmwyoAM
my dad knew a guy called mickey pringle lol
>>220523033>googleOh fucking hell
>>220523037Well I do like rap but some people would say I'm no really white lol. To each their own, but 90% of rap is shit.
Please keep your Gaelphobia in check.
>>220523067haha he thinks he's people
>>220523055That's a Scouse/northern thing, not necessarily Irish.Growing up in London I've known shit tons of Irish-descended men and, if anything, they're more likely to be right-wing/English nationalist than they are to be leftoids. That's true for any white people in London in general desu.
>>220523076I refuse to believe you're white and you unironically listen to this
>>220523076Would rather 'pass out' than listen to that
>>220522925Do women have foot fetishes for guy feet?
Having some porridge then bed. Caught up with Niwatori Fighter episodes and started Daemons of the...I forgot what it's called but it's written by Arakawa and the first episode was excellent.
promulgating an arsewank
>>220523104Gay men do, think women are more into hands desu
>>220523108listen to Abbey Road and rate it out of 10
Me personally? Like it when the music sounds nice and the singer, umm, sings.
how come theres no taint fetishists
>>220523030You're beyond help and have miscegenation on the brain.Irish ancestry is mostly amongst the lower classes, that's why an Irish surname means you're more likely to be poorer and unemployed in England. That's why when you meet an embittered retard with a chip on their shoulder, there's a good chance they'll be a Kelly or O'Sullivan.
>>220523122No I don't like The Kinks
>>220523128ktim
>>220523128you're fooling no one deaflad
>>220522906Anyone who says "Gyaldem" is clearly not white
my dad knew a guy called ricky quavers lol
>>220523118This, got told once by a mental Tinder date that my fingers gave her the ick
My ancestry? English, Welsh and Swiss with small amounts of Norwegian and Finnish.
>>220522925
>>220523134>You're beyond help and have miscegenation on the brain.I'll come back to this post in 30 mins time when you've inevitably started your early-morning AI cuckspam session.
>>220523159Not British!
All right me ganja smokas, let me see your hands in di air!!!https://youtu.be/XUm9mC3yl_c
>>220523166I'm more of a CzechCasting guy, but it's nice to know that a few other people have told you you're a mong
>>220523067what does the red tap do
You'll never be brish enough you!
>>220523185Hey catfren, I posted some links last night but you didn't respond. How you been?
>>220523185So this is Catyank.
>>220523196boil that nigga face off
I always leave the stuff piled up / a-piled up in the siiiiiiink
what if william the conqueror died just before he got to englandwhat would history be like
jay dire
>>220523228no jews
i got so much swag that some ketheads stopped me to compliment my outfit after asking if I gave them ket outside lidl
>>220523228more dark ages i guess
>>220523228Would've been william the some bloke, wouldn't he
>>220523185Alright mate, hope you're well
need to shag him up the arse
>>220523242retard
>>220523228We'd remain a pure Germanic nation and would be speaking a language that sounded similar to Dutch or Danish today.
me tink mi gwan pump me own batty
>>220523211Ummmm I heard the one that was a rock song from 1998. I don't remember the other one. Also splendid, and you???>>220523213I told you I don't do most of those anymore.
>>220523260:/
me can't believe it not custard
was reading about how they struggled to find dwarf actors in germany when filming willy wonkathen realised...
eating poo
sperm jizz spunk cum
It looms
>>220523279
>>220523286asl
>>220523279saw a black midge a few days ago, an extra rare midge
I just wanna hit McDonald in peace
>>220522845wrong shade of brown>>220522919big up x
>>220523262>Ummmm I heard the one that was a rock song from 1998Yeah that's where the "Friend in need" lyrics come from, that's why I posted it. I'm good, had early evening nap and now I can't sleep.
>>220523185https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnIxDhmvgUk
>>220523295probably still has a bigger cock than rorke
>>220523300lifeless stare and airbrushed like crazy this your gyalgoat?
being harassed by the specsaver niggas
if hitler only targeted midgets and mentally disabled people and gypsies I wonder if he would've gotten away with it
>>220523281it's kind of hot when British girls say spunk ngl
>>220523311>AI slop
How many of you have a beard? I mean facial hair btw, none of that queer stuff
>>220523292this image still gets me lol
>>220523321hope that's a shandy young lad!
got the MIKA on
>>220523321ok
>>220523257And we'd be speaking French over here
>>220523067love when cats do things
>>220523079>>220523037I like rape AMA
>>220523324That’s a good one bro
>>220523324he kinda did tho jews are manlets that eat baby foreskins, mong behavior
>>220523342you forgot to put in Liquid Swords
leftypops thinking about rorke's cock again
>>220523318>this your gyalgoatnah
mmm rorke's smelly bellend
>>220523329I have a beard, have had it since I was 15 probably. Not a big one though, I trim it to 3-5mm every 4 days.
>>220523328>luddite tears
>>220523368you'll never know x
>>220523322run up on em with the optical expressdem
>>220523368scraping his smegma on a crumpet corr
>'No on-site doctor': Dental student died in ICU overseen by remote 'tele-health' physician who pronounced him dead on a video screen, lawsuit says
Have been having AI goon sesh after AI goon sesh.
>>220523329i always have a short beard trimmed to around 8-10mm
>>220523363baffling to be obsessed with the most boring and unremarkable egirls possible
>>220523373would rather be a luddite than a fuddite
>>220523357reminds me slightly of carrie anne moss
>>220523338French or Spanish, yeah. I don't think an Anglo-Saxon England would've been hugely interested in building a world-spanning empire. That's something we got from the Normans. I reckon there'd be a small English colony in North America, maybe around where Quebec is in our timeline, but we may have ended up losing it to a competing power (much like how the Dutch lost their colonies).
Jah rastafar ihttps://youtu.be/Ocih6WexNEU
>>220523399it is
>>220523373>Rajesh's cope
>>220523408lol really? what is that from?
>>220523371>15When I started getting facial hair at 13, I had two lines appear that went from the side of my lips to my ears and my friends started drawing pictures of me as a cat because I looked like I had whiskers
>Nurse who said 'you did this' while withholding 3-year-old's breathing tube as she gasped for air has a 'long history of abusing infants
rorke's smegma on toast for supper
>>220523342I was gonna say no Madvillainy but then I saw, now that I'm gonna visit Greece on Easter I'm gonna buy the vinyl, saw it or 28 Euro which is nice, usually it's 35-40. I did like the new Clipse album alot - Chains and Whips instrumental is so fucking good, didn't like Kendrick's last album at all though.
>>220523385what do you usei've been suffering since grok stopped working
>>220523416The Crew (2000)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lPWJtkIzQw
The Animals were an overrated cover band and nothing more.
>>220523438Get a clue ffs
>>220523413>NOOOOOOO you can't make clothes using a MACHINElol keep crying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoK36iukbxIlistening to 2slimey
hang on lads. Ringo's singing about the Octopus
>>220522739>metal
>>220523419lel, did it grow and fill in, I did get a full beard overnight it seemed, have shaved only a few time in the beginning then I bought a trimmer, never looked back. Girls seem to like it.
>>220523438you do know there is millions of hours of the real thing already made and easily available
>>220523422come over
I couldn't grow a full beard until I was 30
>>220523450no i must goon>>220523467not the same x
Used to take the piss out of metal but now I reckon there's actually loads of quite good metal
>>220523413Oh my science is this the opinion of the experts??
catyank is a literal paedophile btw, jay dyer his idol thinks the age of consent should be lowered to 13 because thats in scripture or something
>>220523451Post hand or else you're brown.
>>220523458OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>220523463It's pretty normal now tbf
aisaars...
>>22052332927 and i cant grow a beard
>>220522739he types like the rorkes here that seethe at modern slang
>>220523480In Bongistan you can pay a girl fried chicken for sex.
>>220523483Adapt or die luddite, you're being left behind
>>220523488Nice>>220523474My brother couldn't grow one and suddenly when her turned 25 he started to almost a full beard out of nowhere.
>>220523480That isn't true and if you continue to lie about me I shall alert the constable.
>>220523499>t. retard who unironically says "unc", "ahh", and "inshallah" despite being a pasty white boy from Yorkshire named Edward
>>220523499>him and the rorkes here aren't yankified zoomer cucksok
>>220523511tell it to the judge you horrible nonce
>>220523516done that scrote
>>220523516You seem upset!
>>220523508>no handI accept your concession, Ranjeet.
>>220523438Grok and Kling on Civitai. Stable Diffusion to create the image then image to vid.
luv r karlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKfpYpTcFcA
>>220522675creme fraiche?
the luddites were based btw
>>220523529Ok Sukhdeep, post your hand or you're brown
>>220523516cope unc
>>220523533ok i will jerk now !!
oi, MATEhehehehMAYTEi'm feeling CHUFFED matteHahahahaha
>>220523541They seethed, cried and then lost
A succulent Chinese meal? Pretty sure that’s verboten. Someone call the gendarmes.
>>220523516>inshallahDon't think that's really a thing outside of London, though I did notice Dan Snow saying it in a HistoryHit video about Westminster Abbey
Niggas on /brit/ calling themselves "conservative nationalist traditionalists" while also wanking to hardcore AI-generated cuck porn 24/7. Oh my days.
>>220523554propah chuffed
lass i should have asked out 14 years ago but pussied out despite it being a guarantee posted on instagram looking fit. ffs
>>220523516This really upset the room temp IQ mongs
honestly feel quite uncomfortable at the thought of gingernonce generating AI porn of a dead child to masturbate to
>>220523541thanks lad x
>>220523577Zoomers feel really, really uncomfortable whenever they get called out on how they all LARP as black gangbangers from Atlanta.
is he genuinely demented now?
>>220523440I thought it was some old porno
chuddites
>>220523586nice dress
>>220523590I'm from a black shit hole nigger get me out of here
>>220523516I'm a swarthy white boy from Kent and I say unc and ahhblack slang is just funnywill never in my life say inshallah tho
>>220523540hi portugal
>>220523578Well you can rest easy, it was me who made the post about gooning to AI, and children are featured.
>>220523477I like some metal but pretending it's trad or white is cringe
>>220523616excuse me?
>>220523574That's why I always ask even if it looks impossible just so I don't regret it later.
>>220523578Like to think there's a guy behind gingernonce who isn't gingernonce-like. Construct. Probably, I don't know, CIA, KGB. Running an elaborate scheme to keep /brit/ /brit/ish, that's what the Rothschilds want. But some people are gingernonce-like, they're out there.
>>220523616*are NOTFuck! I fucked up the post. Are NOT! Are NOT featured!
why is liz hurley so incesty with her son and nephew
>>220523564you're the only one bringing up cuck porn :/
>>220523611>ahhDo you say it how it's meant to be said (as in, literally just the word ass in an American accent, but without pronouncing the Ts) or do you do the retarded thing that most zoomoids do where you say "AHH" as if you just drank a refreshing beverage?The amount of people I've seen do the latter is mind-bogglingly retarded.
wonder if black people go on the internet and type like posh white people
>>220523564Nobody asked for your life story
>>220523628i had to learn that the hard way
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>>220523597he's fucked in the head and has been for a while now, dementia does that to a person good thing he doesn't occupy a position of great import
>>220523635just loves the young boys innit
are there any dog breeds with eyebrows like ming the merciless? I kind of need one by next week
Fucked it royally lads.
>>220523655I have a bunch of those and that's why I do it.
>>220523663What happened?
>>220523616hes posted about doing it before>and children are featured.how is that meant to make me rest easy?
>>220523628Don't you regret the rejections?
>>220523669See>>220523634
I'm on business real nigga shit
>>220523578better than a living child i supposedstill fucked of course
>>220523616JAAAAAAAANNNYYYYYYY!!!
Think Epstein was a prankster, I'm not sure about the Rothschilds running everything. Some things you look into and you walk away prodromal.
>>220523677Not really, I regret more not taking the opportunity.
It’s bizarre to see foreigners speak in ebonics
>>220523650West Africans do. They actually have a bit of self-respect, unlike diaspora.
>>220523705>prodromal.
>>220523631find it easier to believe he's just a garden-variety low-iq paedophile necrophile
>>220523620The metal thread on /mu/ is filled with these proto trannies talking about nsbm. They're all going to get boob implants in 5 years.
I heard some dorky zoomer call her grandpa blud. At first I didn't understand what she meant by blood and then I realized she was doing that horrid zoomer negro slang. It was really awkward the way she said it too. It was embarrassing.
I remember that one girl that was seeing at parties and around our friend group, she was so fucking hot and thought she was out of my league , one time I had to receive some money from a guy and he told me a girl would come and give it to me, then she showed up, it was me and another dude who knew her and we went to drink beers at this bar, I think she was kind of interested which I couldn't believe and I really fumbled it :D, so yeah sometimes be careful what you wish for.
>>220523730This post reminded me of this
>>220522705>didn't say dack
>>220523730no they don't they all type in deyspeak>dey no oo abeg wetin dey
common or garden sex arse
>>220523749I used to post there when it pic related shat it up with his autistic vocaroos
>>220523759What are Bulgarian girls like?
Is…is it safe to post? Has everyone forgotten my fuck up?
>>220523641the formerit's how blacks with a southern drawl say 'ass'I know this because I listened to gucci mane and project pat
might go live in the woods surrounding a village in the Spanish pyrenees and burn all my identifying paperwork
>>220523597not getting the nobel peace prize really rattled him
>>220523784idk him. ive posted there on and off since covid, usually more off. prefer the guitar general now these days that the trolls are gone.
>>220523798>it's how blacks with a southern drawl say 'ass'I know. Zoomoids don't seem to know this though. They genuinely think it's like a new word, "ahh".It was never supposed to be written down like that. Certain American blacks always dropped the S'es in ass during speech, but they still wrote it as ass.
>>220522913I'm tickled at this coterie of coastal cant
>>220523748That's likelier, but let's look at the bigger picture. This is /brit/. This is where the minds of dozens of young to middle aged future world leaders are forged. Get too many zoomers in here talking about scooters and hopscotch, I don't know. Push them out. Here comes the necrophile pedophile, this doesn't feel safe, I better get out of here.
ts is so ahh bruh
>>220523840>>220523840>>220523840
>>220523827>They genuinely think it's like a new word, "ahh".no they don't
hello
>>220523788They can be classified into two groups - Turbofolk bimbos with lips and tits, that's like 30% off them, they are my enemy and a poison to society, I don't deal with them. And then there's everyone else, I like our girls desu, they are pretty and patriotic and for the most part don't like weak men. Of course they would more liberal than the men but that doesn't mean they wont date someone who has very right wing views.
>>220523844They do. I've heard them pronounce it in videos where they say it as if they're doing an exasperation, "ahh". The problem stems from the fact it isn't even written correctly. The way Yank blacks pronounce ass is more like "aah".
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>>220523612hello archie. how goes it?
>>220522675kek