I look like what most people would call "a Chad", I'm tall, good face, broad shoulders, all the package.Despite this I have always been extremely autistic, extremely awkward, and genuinely uninteresting and uninterested in talking to people.My weirdness is so thorough that I invariably manage to creep out women who approach ME in the first place after a few minutes of talking.No woman has been able to get past it, and I have been told several genuinely tried.Are you also weird iyc?
love yourself king
>>220523549I go through completely unpredictable patterns of absolute skinwalker dont know how to do anything naturally weirdo mode, and extremely socially compitant can get along and charm anyone mode.It is a real conundrum for me. Because I dont know which I will wake up as. Sometimes I will have a great time with some girl in the city, but know that I will be a complete asocial autist in a way that I wouldn't want to continue the relationship after that.
I'm weird in an acceptable way
im a introverted in the most extroverted country on earth, i'd got called "arrogant" because of it once
you have autism bro
I look like shit, women never approach me, I'm uninteresting and sometimes my straightforward attitude puts people off. though people always have been approaching me to ask directions and things, but not anymore because right now I have some kind of Cain's mark with me.
>>220523549Same. I’m tall, so I can get girls interested, but I’m pretty boring and my mental health isn’t great. I’m skinny too, so not everyone’s into that. I hate thinking about how many chances I missed because I was insecure. I think I might have body dysmorphia, a lot of people have said that
>>220523549My humour and delivery is extremely dry, to the point where people who don't know me consider me an autist or a straight up retard. As a result of that I lost my confidence over the years and stopped talking to anyone but my close friends who get me. When I talk to someone new, for example at work, I never joke around and always come off as stiff. I feel like if I was born in Germany or England I wouldn't have this problem, but alas.
>>220523549yeah. i was bullied a lot as a kid. then i magically become super "interesting" as an adult because i could sing, draw, dance, well-read, and can laugh at anything. the moment that were attracted to me in high school were real ones tho. i remember this nerdy white girl that would talk to me everytime she saw me but i was too shy to ask her out. top ten regrets of all time
>>220523549they probably dont weirded out, they just give up on trying to talk to you because you keep fumblingI met a super cute gringa (not on a date and I wasnt hitting on her) that was super awkard and everyone sort of gave up talking to her for those reasons
>>220524164>When I talk to someone new, for example at work, I never joke around and always come off as stiff.I getcha. I used to be more light-hearted and humourous too but bad experiences have taught it's too risky so now in most workplaces i say next to nothing and just focus on work
>>220523549If you were truly a chad none of those things would matter. You most likely are a mid tier normie
>>220523549>>220523708>>220524240literally me. I fumble the bag fr. How are you supposed to pick up on signals lol
>>220524316Are you a cultured metalhead by any chance?
>>220523654once? I've lost count of the times people considered me "arrogant" for showing no desire to interact with them
>>220524164I can barely talk without joking and using phrasing i think is funny. It's modestly successful.
>>220523549Women simp super hard for cute guys, once a woman finds a guy she thinks is attractive she simps even more than guys. Speaking from experience because I'm also slightly autistic but have been called handsome/cute by girls at times.The one girl I went on a date with recently treated me with so much affection even though I acted kinda like a spaz the entire time, and she texted she wants another date. My point being, either you're not as good-looking as you think you are or you must be some serious freak to put women off that much (despite being handsome)
Im like you but i talk like a retard too, i think i may have a speech impairment.
>>220524472I am a most peculiar manhttps://youtu.be/3YTgwY1Ld5s
>>220524555He probably gives the vibes of not being interested in the convo, thats very off puttingA resting bitch face and zero facial expressions does that
>>220524537I'm just a pussy and hate being judged for it so I stopped doing it around randoms. Poles will say "hehe vodka" and the entire bus will clap, so the bar for joking is extremely low here and frankly most people just don't get anything more complex than that.
>>220523549yeah im a little quirky
I am bald and brokeI'm very awkward but extroverted at the same time therefore everytime I engage in conversation it just comes across as unnatural and bizarre.I'm also very slow witted therefore I'm unable to participate in any kind of banter and I'm also unable to make jokes.Only thing I'm able to do is sperg out about the extremely niche subjects I'm obsessed with in a boring and monochordic tone.If I get very drunk I losen up but become very brash and I imediatelly start spouting crazy and highly improper rants.
>>220524691i kiss my cat like this
>>220524164>he has friendsFakecel
>>220524640Okay yeah that makes a lot of sense, cuz I was cringe but I did know how to reciprocate her signals
>>220524765I've always been a cyborg, or fakecel as you now call it. But to be fair those guys are autists as well. I only got to know them because I went to a highschool that offered an additional IT vocational degree, so everyone was a computer nerd. I never made any lasting friends besides them.
>>220524466If you're talking about women signals there is really only one definite sign, she makes skin contact with you. Women will NEVER do that if she's not interested, whether it be her hands on your lap, her playfully punching you, any kind of contact that is of her own volition, it's a surefire.Other clues are more individual to each girl, but this is universal
>>220523549>weird Yes but I make it work somehow. Im fine in any social situation im just a bit of a recluse and prefer to spend time alone doing /out/ things, reading, or playing video games but I still get invited to different events. Im not even an introvert I do enjoy talking to people and dont feel drained by others, I just tend to hyper fixate on things and eschew social engagements for extended periods of time due to that. Its not unusual if I get drawn into a book that I no life the entire thing for a couple days or depending on the weather im just out hiking the whole day or camping on a bit of a whim. People who know me think its odd but theyre fine with it. Nobody is creeped out by me they just find me to be a bit of an oddball.
>>220523549You sounds like Luka Krause
>>220523549yes. im known as that guy who never says anything. while its true im pretty bad at socializing, normals will just decide that i never say anything without bothering to say anything to me in the first place. its kinda hard to deal with this.
>>220524640That's me, my face looks dead i can be super horny and i still have that tired dead eyed librarian look
autistic boys are cute
>>220523549im ugly and awkward without charisma or money and i also read booksaka social outcast in brazil
>>220523549I'm introverted, my social skills are poor, my looks below average, I don't like going to parties, I don't drink or smoke and I get bored when I manage to talk to people and I don't like opening myself to others because I got bullied a lot in the past. So yeah, I'm weird (by my cunt standards) and I get teased a lot because "lol you're too quiet anon, say something" or "I've never seen anon dating, bet he's gay", which is funny because I lost my virginity to a woman I really liked in my late 20s.
I’m polarizing I guess. Some people find me extremely off-putting and others find me highly sociable.
>>220526575>I've never seen anon dating, bet he's gay"Do people still do this iyc even at your age?
>>220526634Just my relatives.
>>220523549I have a similar life experience to yours except for the being tall part. I have fumbled dozens of situations where a neurotypical could've easily gotten laid.Just being myself and in the rare occasions that I socialized I had girls show obvious signs of interest in me, but even when I realized I wasn't able to make anything out of it.IMO I think it's caused by feelings of unworthiness. You simply don't believe it's possible that someone might be interested in you, or that you don't "deserve it" to be liked, so you behave accordingly and scare the hoes.Like, a salesman can't sell a product he doesn't believe in, you get me?Not a virgin anymore, but it took a Herculean amount of effort for me to get laid a few times which is why I don't really try anymore.
>>220523549Not chad But yeah i'm weird, it's hard over here in colombia, if you arent pretending to be from the equivalent of the hood You are basically doomed for your entire first 25 years in existence
>>220523549>No woman has been able to get past it,might need to reexamine your face and frame then. they'll fuck literal autistic retards so long as they're hot.only ugly men can become incel.
>>220524819cyborgs and fakecels are indeed the same, low tier normalfags coming to incel communities and appropriating incel culture, pretending to fit in despite understanding nothing about the incel struggle>oh no I haven't had sex in 6 months it's totally the same as being rejected and shat on by society for things beyond your control fod 30+ years
>>220524555I'm not the one glazing myself.I often get approached very obscenely and have been called handsome/hot/cute/gorgeous a lot.But as the conversations go on their smiles drop and at the end they leave with a creeped out face.
People mistake me for a turbo normie, they don't know I am a hyperautistic KHHV incel.
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