Kinda crazy how most Canadian men are bisexual on the down low

>>220525616
I got warned like 5 times today for saying jeet in /cum/

>asked my gf if im better in bed than her ex
>she says im "fine" and changes the subject
its so over bros

>>220525616
phwoar

breddy immense

Snow peaked mountains are overrated. I like east coast mountains. Green and full of life

>>220525651
Why would you ask that

>>220525640
must be a leaf mod
>alright buddy if you stab 1 more stranger on the bus you'll get another stern talking to! take these cigarettes and be on your way now eh

>>220525672
she always talks about how much he sucks so i just kinda assumed she would answer me i guess

>>220525639
>bound 2 by kanye west has relly awful lyrics
When it comes to Kanye you either take it or leave it when it comes to the vulgar cornball schtick.
It took me a while to like it but I've really grown to like/appreciate it given nobody else really does it like that.
I definitely prefer sincere 00s Kanye or schizo-but-still-lucid TLOP/self-titled Kanye though

Reproduction is kinda gay don't want to take care of parasite-spawn

Why is so hard to find a good Australian JOI video? All the ones I find the girls basically sound like they're from California. I want them to sound like the female Australian I set my siri to

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>>220525664
por que no los dos?

>>220525651
she said you're fine, quit being dramatic

>>220525704
you have 2 choices
>pay for it
or
>make an AI do it
nothing is free anymore friend-o.

would love to try rooning up a mountain wun day

>>220525753
Are you Sco'ish?

climbing up the matterhorn would be cool

looks hella scary

i am a fat nigga

canadian twinks in /cum/ be like: "I'm a cute fuzzy little chickadee *chirp-a-tweet-tweet-tweet* ^w^"

not a fan of how many of you have gfs

>>220525773
They do be like that, but not just here

crazy how you guys are my only friends

everyone here is a normalfag who has a gf, some of us just lie about it for internet points

My butt is so sore from the gym -_-

I outgrew inceldom probably like 10 years ago but I hang here like a spectre

>>220525807
Me last wednesday

>>220525799
>everyone here is a normalfag who has a gf
I really, really wish this were true
>>220525795
Same. I have two other friends but they live thousands of miles away back in the Midwest and don't respond to me half as much as you guys do. My parents are great but they can't comprehend what I go through and deal with like you guys.

I dont think I even exist to women, except when Im sitting in a seat on the bus

intrestin fact:

if you choose to climb mont blanc walking all the way from chamonix, it is a taller vertical climb than climbing everest from base camp

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We were so happy back then. Way before wars for Israel

i can't post here from google chrome for some reason but i can post from firefox

My entire life, people preached that I could be anything that I wanted to be.
But when I told them that I wanted to be the captain of a ship. A spaceship. THE spaceship that saves humanity. That I wanted to be Commander Shepard? They told me I needed to get a grip on reality.

>>220525850
This happened to me I had to disable popupblocker and now I get these gay twink discord ads at the bottom of the screen

phwoar

contemplatin' the pooberg

den crepe

>>220525807
need it rubbed better baby? I got magic fingers I'll rub that booty pain away baby

Please help me not go buy kratom rn legit
This post is unironically a cry for help

>>220525888
Whats so bad about kratom
Just buy some booze instead if its really so bad

>>220525888
Don't do it
Be kind to yourself and your body. This is the only life you get

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>>220525888
jerk off instead

>>220525900
This is the most cursed image in /cum/ history

Living in South America must be kinda nice right now. If WW3 popped off and nuclear armageddon happen I think they'd get off pretty scot-free

Insane how women are walking around with eggs inside them, walking incubators, inside her is a whole system of eggs and ovaries and bloody stuff designed to suck in semen into all sorts of chutes and caverns, and they just pretend they're normal humans just like us
A bit disingenuous isn't it

>>220525888
Don't buy it. Ok, that's about all I can do in this situation

>>220525906
France has nukes in French Guiana

>>220525906
The Brazilian here has no idea how well he has it

>>220525906
A lot of them still live in third world conditions. WW3 would definitely not be good to them. Who would buy all their agricultural products?

I can do all things through Christ

i can do all things through my drill which pierces the heavens

>>220525935
If the lord can lead it to it the lord can lead you through it AMEN

>>220525903
smells like footkraut
remember when he was VPNfagging and making those cringe coomer slop threads?

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>>220525948
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
WHATU GON DO IS WATCHU WAN' DO IS
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWUH

>>220525928
>a lot of them
They all do

The Easter bunny left me a six pack of orange crush

the Easter Bunny (aka momberg) gave me a ride to the airport this morning

I don't like star wars

>>220525971
Wow you're so brave

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>>220525958
been thinking about getting this as a tattoo. obvs the artist would have to improve the design a bit, but this is the basic idea.

>>220525967
my dick(penisberg) gave your mom a ride to flavortown this morning

In brightest day
In blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!

I've never seen Star Wars.

>>220525981
member that time john stewart(the black GL, not the comedy show host) killed an entire planet because he didnt need batman's help?

I've not seen a single star wars film

>>220525928
Their economies might collapse, but in the long run I think they'd be the best off. It would basically be them and subsaharan africa that are the least effected by it

>>220525992
We got a regular /co/mrad in the thread

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>>220526002
I dont browse /co/ at all. But I've read comics all my life thanks to my dad

I am sworn to /cum/

>>220525993
>>220525988
The original trilogy is worth your time

>>220526015
nah

>>220525988
I've seen the originals (bretty gud) the prequels (kinda ok) and the first squeal movie (worse version of the original movie). I also saw rouge one, which I remember liking but cannot remember a single thing about it

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all the films I've watched(I have not watched any of them in decades)

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>>220525906
South America is borderline, EU will instantly enter crisis, NA will be fine

>>220526049
Based
Fuck The Phantom Menace

The Spirit Room is the best pop album of all time

>>220525999
In the long run how are they best off if they have a completely collapsed economy lol
They would still have all of the same problems but now even worse

We should already be doing forced WFH to deal with this crisis, I'm so annoyed that we're not. Like we're really doing lalala not happening

Best pop album will always be Thriller

>>220526049
The third one is bad thougheverbeit

>>220526058
oh fuck me, I mixed up 1 and 2

>>220525799
It's funny how this general is full of jeets, troon larpers, neets, etc. yet it still has a higher ratio of normalfags with wives or gfs compared to the rest of 4channel.org

Asians give me the creeps. They may be the most docile race but they have the least life-force

>>220526074
having watched it in theaters the day it came out and maybe once afterwards

>order 66 was really cool
>the grevious fight was awesome
>the opening grand battle in space was really cool and I played lego star wars a lot and loved the level modeled after it
>obi wan is based
7/10

>>220526089
They are like elves, don't bully the autistic elves

>>220526089
yea i really dont like them at all. Filipinos are cool though honorary americans

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>>220526118
maan I still remember this being spammed all over /tv/.

>12 years ago

>>220526118
Kino film

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkaKwXddT_I

>>220526049
in hindsight the only one i think holds up is empire strikes back

>>220526133
>go to /tv/ for the first time in years
>all the generals I posted in are gone
So many feels lost, like tears in rain

You’re a nut! You’re crazy in the coconut!

>>220526118
I would've thought the ginger whateverhisnameis would have a better career today than sequel sitcomslop

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>>220526049
You have to have a high IQ to appreciate the prequels
https://youtu.be/oKm4ueVuxpY

My 160lbs gf who is 5’3” wants to get down to 130 lbs. How do I get her there faster? I explicitly told her that I find her weight unattractive and while we she did cry and we had an argument, she ultimately agreed and is losing weight for me. She’s down 15 lbs so far.

>>220526221
Cut off her legs

>>220526221
if you throw up after you eat the calories don't count

>>220526221
She's too thin feed her more

When am I going to grow up, mature, and get a big boy job and a big boy life?

>>220526255
be useful
dont be useless

i'm making a shit stew with actual human feces

why did he say Praise Allah?

>>220526274
He's just kidding, he's silly like that

>>220526221
Go on her IG and like a bunch of skinny women's photos, save them too. Then she'll start seeing them on her FYP and want to get skinny faster

>>220526274
He thought it was funny but didn't realize how poorly timed and poorly phrased it was

>>220526271
Ah dabbling in indian cuisine are we

>>220526286
This guy manipulates, like a boss

the food dejaun brought me was pretty disgusting

>>220526324
What'd you order nigganon?

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>>220526346
wingstop. would have ordered bbq but they're closed on easter

/cum/? more like /dead/

God knew I would be too powerful if I could suck my own dick

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I’m frustrated

>>220526221
>she ultimately agreed and is losing weight for me.
“baby, you is losing weight for you” is what I would say to that when it inevitably comes up

>>220526458
>you is

>NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A SEVERE WEATHER ALERT FOR YOUR AREA
>BEWARE OF WIND GUSTS EXCEEDING 70 MPH
>SECURE LOOSE FURNITURE AND TRASH BINS OUTSIDE
>MEGA FART BLOWING IN FROM A SOUTH WESTERN DIRECTION WILL ARRIVE IN 30-60 MINUTES

>>220526475
watching TWC was so comfy in my teenage years

>>220526474
it’s hip hop
you wouldn’t understand

>>220526425
Our beloved resident Janny did a ban spree this afternoon, for free of course

>>220526387
Fair I guess.
Personally if I were alone on Easter with no family to go to for dinner I'd just get something nice from the grocery store the day before and have that instead.
Even if it's kind of cucked like the video of that guy eating the whole foods pizza it'd still make more sense than trying to find some non-dogshit place that's open.

oh thank god
i have an extra toothbrush

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>>220526440
I know a Canadian version of Townsends but I'm not gonna tell you the name because you're a rude butt

>>220526528
were you guys being naughty again

>>220526613
Rude how

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engine burn 1h ago
third one on lunar approach i think
closest approach is in at ~1800 today i think in 14 hours

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You either die a stone cold incel or live long enough to become the tranny

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https://youtu.be/n0-FwK6Rn1U

>>220526274
9 years since covfefe and people learned nothing...

https://www.youtube.com/live/m3kR2KK8TEs
radio talk about a wastewater dump theyre dumping pee overboard again. the pee might hit the moon since the trajectory is close to intersecting the moon's trajectory

>>220526274
Orange Faggot Golem has reverted alhamdulillah

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I need an older gf to take my v card and make me a man

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>>220526743

Down the dark decades of your agony this will seem like a memory of heaven

>>220526743
I've been sincerely trying to do this for 2 years now in what is supposedly a milf/cougar capital of the U.S and every single one of them explicitly says they're saving themselves for some rich guy their age or older.

>>220526753
Okay satan

>>220525835
>back then
>picture is from a couple months ago
?????????

jason tier image

>>220526758
Damn
How much older are they

I miss Jason. He was the light of this dark thread.

>>220526786
>How much older are they
Most are usually yonugish Millennials in their 30s but 42 was the one that actually went out with me, I've gone for girls my Mom's age before.
Not a single one.
The Italians either lied about the hags or that's an exclusively Euro phenomenon because older women here are terrified of doing anything with younger guys because of the age gap autism.

>>220526689
For making fun of Jon Townsend and taking his video out of context

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How fucked are we like actually

I really wish I knew how to meet women. I am at my wit's end

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>>220526832

yeah that's crazy but no one cares

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6QYoBew1jM

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>>220526838

>>220526832
>>220526838
What happened

>>220526836
I don't know either. The worst part is that my libido is down too since I quit porn, so now I can't jerk myself off for release as much anymore so the anxiety just stays around and builds up.

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>big oversized luxury startrackers on the orion
>apparently made in a place called Otto-Eppenstein-Straße 3

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>>220526863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d7EbtLb8ok

gary koopa

Having an existential crisis over the country I am immigrating to having higher egg costs than Canada. The cost of escaping Jeets is high.

>>220526958
Where are you going

>>220526908
How about Jeffrey-Eppenstein-Straße

>>220526964
poland

>>220526964
Poland

>>220526942
he was gay, gary cooper?