Kinda crazy how most Canadian men are bisexual on the down low

>>220525616
I got warned like 5 times today for saying jeet in /cum/

>asked my gf if im better in bed than her ex
>she says im "fine" and changes the subject
its so over bros

>>220525616
phwoar

breddy immense

Snow peaked mountains are overrated. I like east coast mountains. Green and full of life

>>220525651
Why would you ask that

>>220525640
must be a leaf mod
>alright buddy if you stab 1 more stranger on the bus you'll get another stern talking to! take these cigarettes and be on your way now eh

>>220525672
she always talks about how much he sucks so i just kinda assumed she would answer me i guess

>>220525639
>bound 2 by kanye west has relly awful lyrics
When it comes to Kanye you either take it or leave it when it comes to the vulgar cornball schtick.
It took me a while to like it but I've really grown to like/appreciate it given nobody else really does it like that.
I definitely prefer sincere 00s Kanye or schizo-but-still-lucid TLOP/self-titled Kanye though

Reproduction is kinda gay don't want to take care of parasite-spawn

Why is so hard to find a good Australian JOI video? All the ones I find the girls basically sound like they're from California. I want them to sound like the female Australian I set my siri to

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>>220525664
por que no los dos?

>>220525651
she said you're fine, quit being dramatic

>>220525704
you have 2 choices
>pay for it
or
>make an AI do it
nothing is free anymore friend-o.

would love to try rooning up a mountain wun day

>>220525753
Are you Sco'ish?

climbing up the matterhorn would be cool

looks hella scary

i am a fat nigga

canadian twinks in /cum/ be like: "I'm a cute fuzzy little chickadee *chirp-a-tweet-tweet-tweet* ^w^"

not a fan of how many of you have gfs

>>220525773
They do be like that, but not just here

crazy how you guys are my only friends

everyone here is a normalfag who has a gf, some of us just lie about it for internet points

My butt is so sore from the gym -_-

I outgrew inceldom probably like 10 years ago but I hang here like a spectre

>>220525807
Me last wednesday

>>220525799
>everyone here is a normalfag who has a gf
I really, really wish this were true
>>220525795
Same. I have two other friends but they live thousands of miles away back in the Midwest and don't respond to me half as much as you guys do. My parents are great but they can't comprehend what I go through and deal with like you guys.

I dont think I even exist to women, except when Im sitting in a seat on the bus

intrestin fact:

if you choose to climb mont blanc walking all the way from chamonix, it is a taller vertical climb than climbing everest from base camp

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We were so happy back then. Way before wars for Israel

i can't post here from google chrome for some reason but i can post from firefox

My entire life, people preached that I could be anything that I wanted to be.
But when I told them that I wanted to be the captain of a ship. A spaceship. THE spaceship that saves humanity. That I wanted to be Commander Shepard? They told me I needed to get a grip on reality.

>>220525850
This happened to me I had to disable popupblocker and now I get these gay twink discord ads at the bottom of the screen

phwoar

contemplatin' the pooberg

den crepe

>>220525807
need it rubbed better baby? I got magic fingers I'll rub that booty pain away baby

Please help me not go buy kratom rn legit
This post is unironically a cry for help

>>220525888
Whats so bad about kratom
Just buy some booze instead if its really so bad

>>220525888
Don't do it
Be kind to yourself and your body. This is the only life you get

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>>220525888
jerk off instead

>>220525900
This is the most cursed image in /cum/ history

Living in South America must be kinda nice right now. If WW3 popped off and nuclear armageddon happen I think they'd get off pretty scot-free

Insane how women are walking around with eggs inside them, walking incubators, inside her is a whole system of eggs and ovaries and bloody stuff designed to suck in semen into all sorts of chutes and caverns, and they just pretend they're normal humans just like us
A bit disingenuous isn't it

>>220525888
Don't buy it. Ok, that's about all I can do in this situation

>>220525906
France has nukes in French Guiana

>>220525906
The Brazilian here has no idea how well he has it

>>220525906
A lot of them still live in third world conditions. WW3 would definitely not be good to them. Who would buy all their agricultural products?

I can do all things through Christ

i can do all things through my drill which pierces the heavens

>>220525935
If the lord can lead it to it the lord can lead you through it AMEN

>>220525903
smells like footkraut
remember when he was VPNfagging and making those cringe coomer slop threads?

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>>220525948
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
WHATU GON DO IS WATCHU WAN' DO IS
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWUH

>>220525928
>a lot of them
They all do

The Easter bunny left me a six pack of orange crush

the Easter Bunny (aka momberg) gave me a ride to the airport this morning

I don't like star wars

>>220525971
Wow you're so brave

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>>220525958
been thinking about getting this as a tattoo. obvs the artist would have to improve the design a bit, but this is the basic idea.

>>220525967
my dick(penisberg) gave your mom a ride to flavortown this morning

In brightest day
In blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!

I've never seen Star Wars.

>>220525981
member that time john stewart(the black GL, not the comedy show host) killed an entire planet because he didnt need batman's help?

I've not seen a single star wars film

>>220525928
Their economies might collapse, but in the long run I think they'd be the best off. It would basically be them and subsaharan africa that are the least effected by it

>>220525992
We got a regular /co/mrad in the thread

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>>220526002
I dont browse /co/ at all. But I've read comics all my life thanks to my dad

I am sworn to /cum/

>>220525993
>>220525988
The original trilogy is worth your time

>>220526015
nah

>>220525988
I've seen the originals (bretty gud) the prequels (kinda ok) and the first squeal movie (worse version of the original movie). I also saw rouge one, which I remember liking but cannot remember a single thing about it

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all the films I've watched(I have not watched any of them in decades)

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>>220525906
South America is borderline, EU will instantly enter crisis, NA will be fine

>>220526049
Based
Fuck The Phantom Menace

The Spirit Room is the best pop album of all time

>>220525999
In the long run how are they best off if they have a completely collapsed economy lol
They would still have all of the same problems but now even worse

We should already be doing forced WFH to deal with this crisis, I'm so annoyed that we're not. Like we're really doing lalala not happening

Best pop album will always be Thriller

>>220526049
The third one is bad thougheverbeit

>>220526058
oh fuck me, I mixed up 1 and 2

>>220525799
It's funny how this general is full of jeets, troon larpers, neets, etc. yet it still has a higher ratio of normalfags with wives or gfs compared to the rest of 4channel.org

Asians give me the creeps. They may be the most docile race but they have the least life-force

>>220526074
having watched it in theaters the day it came out and maybe once afterwards

>order 66 was really cool
>the grevious fight was awesome
>the opening grand battle in space was really cool and I played lego star wars a lot and loved the level modeled after it
>obi wan is based
7/10

>>220526089
They are like elves, don't bully the autistic elves

>>220526089
yea i really dont like them at all. Filipinos are cool though honorary americans

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>>220526118
maan I still remember this being spammed all over /tv/.

>12 years ago

>>220526118
Kino film

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkaKwXddT_I

>>220526049
in hindsight the only one i think holds up is empire strikes back

>>220526133
>go to /tv/ for the first time in years
>all the generals I posted in are gone
So many feels lost, like tears in rain

You’re a nut! You’re crazy in the coconut!

>>220526118
I would've thought the ginger whateverhisnameis would have a better career today than sequel sitcomslop

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>>220526049
You have to have a high IQ to appreciate the prequels
https://youtu.be/oKm4ueVuxpY

My 160lbs gf who is 5’3” wants to get down to 130 lbs. How do I get her there faster? I explicitly told her that I find her weight unattractive and while we she did cry and we had an argument, she ultimately agreed and is losing weight for me. She’s down 15 lbs so far.

>>220526221
Cut off her legs

>>220526221
if you throw up after you eat the calories don't count

>>220526221
She's too thin feed her more

When am I going to grow up, mature, and get a big boy job and a big boy life?

>>220526255
be useful
dont be useless

i'm making a shit stew with actual human feces

why did he say Praise Allah?

>>220526274
He's just kidding, he's silly like that

>>220526221
Go on her IG and like a bunch of skinny women's photos, save them too. Then she'll start seeing them on her FYP and want to get skinny faster

>>220526274
He thought it was funny but didn't realize how poorly timed and poorly phrased it was

>>220526271
Ah dabbling in indian cuisine are we

>>220526286
This guy manipulates, like a boss

the food dejaun brought me was pretty disgusting

>>220526324
What'd you order nigganon?

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>>220526346
wingstop. would have ordered bbq but they're closed on easter

/cum/? more like /dead/

God knew I would be too powerful if I could suck my own dick

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I’m frustrated

>>220526221
>she ultimately agreed and is losing weight for me.
“baby, you is losing weight for you” is what I would say to that when it inevitably comes up

>>220526458
>you is

>NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A SEVERE WEATHER ALERT FOR YOUR AREA
>BEWARE OF WIND GUSTS EXCEEDING 70 MPH
>SECURE LOOSE FURNITURE AND TRASH BINS OUTSIDE
>MEGA FART BLOWING IN FROM A SOUTH WESTERN DIRECTION WILL ARRIVE IN 30-60 MINUTES

>>220526475
watching TWC was so comfy in my teenage years

>>220526474
it’s hip hop
you wouldn’t understand

>>220526425
Our beloved resident Janny did a ban spree this afternoon, for free of course

>>220526387
Fair I guess.
Personally if I were alone on Easter with no family to go to for dinner I'd just get something nice from the grocery store the day before and have that instead.
Even if it's kind of cucked like the video of that guy eating the whole foods pizza it'd still make more sense than trying to find some non-dogshit place that's open.

oh thank god
i have an extra toothbrush

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>>220526440
I know a Canadian version of Townsends but I'm not gonna tell you the name because you're a rude butt

>>220526528
were you guys being naughty again

>>220526613
Rude how

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engine burn 1h ago
third one on lunar approach i think
closest approach is in at ~1800 today i think in 14 hours

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You either die a stone cold incel or live long enough to become the tranny

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https://youtu.be/n0-FwK6Rn1U

>>220526274
9 years since covfefe and people learned nothing...

https://www.youtube.com/live/m3kR2KK8TEs
radio talk about a wastewater dump theyre dumping pee overboard again. the pee might hit the moon since the trajectory is close to intersecting the moon's trajectory

>>220526274
Orange Faggot Golem has reverted alhamdulillah

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I need an older gf to take my v card and make me a man

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>>220526743

Down the dark decades of your agony this will seem like a memory of heaven

>>220526743
I've been sincerely trying to do this for 2 years now in what is supposedly a milf/cougar capital of the U.S and every single one of them explicitly says they're saving themselves for some rich guy their age or older.

>>220526753
Okay satan

>>220525835
>back then
>picture is from a couple months ago
?????????

jason tier image

>>220526758
Damn
How much older are they

I miss Jason. He was the light of this dark thread.

>>220526786
>How much older are they
Most are usually yonugish Millennials in their 30s but 42 was the one that actually went out with me, I've gone for girls my Mom's age before.
Not a single one.
The Italians either lied about the hags or that's an exclusively Euro phenomenon because older women here are terrified of doing anything with younger guys because of the age gap autism.

>>220526689
For making fun of Jon Townsend and taking his video out of context

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How fucked are we like actually

I really wish I knew how to meet women. I am at my wit's end

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>>220526832

yeah that's crazy but no one cares

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6QYoBew1jM

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>>220526838

>>220526832
>>220526838
What happened

>>220526836
I don't know either. The worst part is that my libido is down too since I quit porn, so now I can't jerk myself off for release as much anymore so the anxiety just stays around and builds up.

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>big oversized luxury startrackers on the orion
>apparently made in a place called Otto-Eppenstein-Straße 3

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>>220526863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d7EbtLb8ok

gary koopa

Having an existential crisis over the country I am immigrating to having higher egg costs than Canada. The cost of escaping Jeets is high.

>>220526958
Where are you going

>>220526908
How about Jeffrey-Eppenstein-Straße

>>220526964
poland

>>220526964
Poland

>>220526942
he was gay, gary cooper?

>>220526942
Whatever happened to Larry Koopa, the strong silent type

>>220526965
otto is a male name so im guessing they are relatives

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ&list=RDTR3Vdo5etCQ

Love me some No Doubt

>>220526832
it's really bleak no matter which way you look at it.

Thoughts on Tucker Carlson coming out trans?

2008 is when the world went to shit because of Occupy Wall Street. The elite felt real flames at their feet for the first time in many decades, and they decide to use their power to divide the masses against each other in any way possible. Race, sex, religion all smashed against one another in order to protect the elite.

>>220527031
completely wrong. nobody was worried about ows

>>220527023
How about Tucker Carlson and he tucks his penis; Tucker Johnson; Tucker Johnson? I hardly know her

I could actually get birthright citizenship in Poland very quickly if I desired it but I will never ever leave the USA

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just instantiated the dindinbergization post-poostein

propa gud wun diss

>>220527031
There's no evidence of this relative to it being an effect of Twitter getting popular from '09-'13

>>220527037
You can literally track the number of mentions of " racism " in the media pre and post OWS. The machine went into overdrive to divide the masses and take attention from the elite and turn the lower classes against one another.

>>220526812
>older women here are terrified of doing anything with younger guys because of the age gap autism.
It's because it's weird as hell you sperg

Okay but we actually weren't listening to enough Trans Black Women before Occupy Wall Street. And we still aren't.

>>220527077
Wrong. When I was 19 I worked at a work camp up north and a 32 year old Brazilian woman let me bang her a bunch of times. I was on steroids at the time thobeit so that helped.

>>220527077
>It's because it's weird as hell
We live in what is quite literally the only society in the world that has ever seen this as a taboo.

about to poo

>>220527089
30s is fine. 40 plus is kinda weird

man I cant wait to not go to work tomorrow

Sexual intercourse

>>220527077
No it isn't you retarded virgin. You're probably the same dumb zoomer that grills me for having a 20 y/o gf at 33.

age gap
wage gap
rage gap

Women be talking about the wage gap but don't have a thigh gap

>>220527125
rape gap

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>>220527113

>>220527117
He was talking about age gap in the opposite direction, fucking middle aged women. Being attracted to 18 year olds is natural

>>220527117
>zoomer
Trust me it's not a Zoomer thing. It's a U.S thing more broadly.

Life is currently like an OP from the 2nd half of an anime when stuff is getting bad and things are coming out about certain individuals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eYK3YP524A
Like this basically

just poo'd

MR PRESIDENT WE CANNOT ALLOWwwww AN ANIME GAP

drinking milk

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is there a NEET crisis in /cum/ today?

gay sex

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Only good anime opening ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbHsd4PAME0&list=RDBbHsd4PAME0

>>220527190
/cum/ is a khhv neet general

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>"Well, that depends on what you mean by 'crisis'..."

>>220527208
but I got off work 4 hours ago

>>220527211
you're lying

>>220527205
um, no?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSe8D2wfGKI

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>>220527222
Awful opening for an awful anime. Inuyasha is one of the few non shit animes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI--lLUQtvo&list=RDjI--lLUQtvo

>>220527170
dont fink dats grammatical

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>Awful opening

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She used to live on the east side of town
She'd come around
I'd say hey woman lay down by my side

>>220527245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ONHOwTBbNw

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garn hefta be contemplatin' dat poogap

>>220525616
Whenever I think about how we squandered the 20th century I start to cry.

actin like y'all wouldn't suck a girl's penis smfh lmao

>>220527265
propa bogglin' diss wun

I miss being an incel. Dating is more painful.

>y'all
silence, fatty

Federal circuit judge rules America has to send pilot back to Iran

finkin' may hafta bogglehardt the R&R and accelerate to the udder fing

not sure [redacted] diss time

>>220527277
It's more the post-1991 Pax for me.
We were this close to having a permanent empire. All we had to do was clean up Latin America, set up a joint alliance with Russia against China, btfo the Norks before they got a nuke, and bring peace in the Middle East by seeing Oslo through and getting a two-state solution with normalized relations. We could've ruled the world for at least another century of unending peace and prosperity that could've taken us to the moon, and yet here we are.

Sailor Moon opening was really good too, both English and Japanese https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRsCXN7WvQ

>>220527298
I guess we both jobbed....

>>220527280
Did you know that the clit is technically an undeveloped penis
Did you know that the prostate is technically an undeveloped uterus

really cringe when woman repeatesly says "I AM A WRITER" in her sumb youtube vlog fing

>>220527243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq6EYcpWB_c
come on bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePLDO68lcA4&list=RDePLDO68lcA4

Only real niggas will understand

really cringe when the brit makes a post and thinks his opinion on anything matters

The US World Cup Song is soooooooooo gay omg

>>220527298
maybe like not vote in a dangeruous moron as your head of state

>>220527339
You can't insult my dad like that pal

>>220527331
A lot of big talk from women with 1/4” penises

Stop posting tv show openings before I kill myself

>>220527339
fink you need to have some sex little man

>>220527298
>born believing the state of the world is constantly improving
>gets disproven 30 years in
>no elaboration
>leave in uncertainty 50-60 years later

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>>220527335
You're right there are a few I was being dumb. I really like Cowboy Bebops opening and it's my favorite anime and im not really an anime person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL-D9LrFJd4&list=RDEL-D9LrFJd4

I can cope with alternate history I guess.

>>220527281
listen right, i had to ditch the drugs cos old bill was all around as it wurr

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>>220525687
Pro tip: Girls usually say the opposite of what they really mean.
>Fine = Not fine
>Sucks = She thinks about him a lot despite his flaws
Apply this information in whatever way you see fit.

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powerful

>>220527341
>not vote in a dangeruous moron
The U.S fucked it up almost immediately with Clinton and Bush was the point of no return.
Trump II has just accelerated it by a lot.

>>220527353
I just got done ploughing your sister an hour asgo

>>220525807
did you at least clean the barbell after pulling it out?

>>220527340
I hope the US and Iranian teams play

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>>220527383
You could have let him know with more tact, but you are right.

>>220527048
I recognize this tennis player!

>>220527406
0 chance of that happening

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cant know what imma boutta do

das right

may hafta wenceslas a bitch

[redacted death grips lyrics from powers that b]

Yesterday I was listening to Enya on Spotify and then I asked it to play an Enya radio and I was thinking it would play Enya-like music, but for some reason, it kept giving me fucking Bruce Springsteen every other song. Kind of pissed me off!!

>>220526699
>No one cared who I was till I put on the dress

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>>220527352
Why do they make you want to kys doe

>>220527387
i dont understand why they been sennt up there
only fing i heard bout diss whole fing is their poobergization problems

>>220527444
do you want a bandaid for your vagina?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy7iNZ0Vddg

>>220527431
how you recognise

>>220527444
corr reminds me of dat peep shoe joke bout enya and jesus

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>>220527444
Yeah like what the HELLY
Then I had this Austropop mix on yesterday and it kept playing random Paul Simon songs every 30 minutes or so

Any Elvis enjoyers in the house?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjHXWpogBUg&list=RDLjHXWpogBUg

>>220527468
with eyes and memory

>>220527452
can i get some context on diss webm

>>220527479
Anon are you goofing on Elvis

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>>220527479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1_6F-nCaw

>>220527479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZNZHGc8dV4

>>220527452
They incite a bitter yearning for the past

>>220527486
She’s lip syncing The 1975’s hit song “Chocolate”

>>220527479
Did you watch EPiC, I thought it was fucking incredible

>>220527485
dont LIE

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>>220527474
bwahh?

don't make me goon. you wouldn't like me when i'm gooning.

Moved clothes to the bed like I was gonna put em away but now that I'm tired they're going back in the dryer ;) lil cheeky of me

For me, it's country Elvis
https://youtu.be/LwXu3EWPGdg?

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>>220527508

>>220527503
never hears dat wun so am boggled

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>>220527421
thank you kanna poster

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>>220527454
same as
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_8
make sure orion and everything related to it works and there's no problems

also i looked into it and orion is incredibly similar to the apollo CSM in many ways like the they almost hte exact same rocket engines both big and small. it really is just a modernized version of the same thing

>>220527519
That's a right fit bird

Important

https://youtu.be/JJSG3_mXisI

>>220527498
Kino

>>220527507
No I take that as a strong endorsement. I will watch it.

>>220527479
for me?

dat

tiger man / mystery train

all the classics

suspicious minds

ummm

das alright mama

cant rember anynore top of the headberg except like ya know the generic names

not watching an asmongoloid video and I never will

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*lunges through the screen and bites your nose off*

>>220527558
wasnt there like a jumpy video floating around which featured this image?

honestly

fink anywun who watches anime [redacted] up

She is the one named nigga moon

https://x.com/i/status/2039553646283644966

my god, we have genuine fucking evangelicals running the white house

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im unironically a worthless retarded piece of shit that shouldnt exist

weird sometimes get the urge to instigate bationberg

sometimes i cba

propa weird diss wun

Still one of the FUNNIEST videos ouchea

https://youtu.be/59NVvnkJ0Sw

>>220527541
It's seriously the best concert film I think I've seen and it's a better Elvis biography than the shitty movie was.
I always loved Elvis as a musician, personality, character, and a performer especially given he's from my same ethnic/cultural group, but I never really took him seriously until I watched that film. The dude was literally a maestro with his entire body and every single little dance move and thrust he did directed his backing band. Completely insane that he was so dedicatde to being arguably the greatest performer ever did that to the point that he died from performing too much too consistently.

>>220527537
kek

you dont kno

>>220527585
bro he died from being fat and addicted to drugs

>>220527573
cope and SEETHE LOL

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Why are half of you feigning illiteracy?

>>220527573
Not sure why I thought of Puritans when I saw this

>>220527599
>he died from being fat and addicted to drugs
The drugs were tranquilizers meant to keep him from feeling pain because of how physical his performances were. As for the fatness he was old, in Vegas, and his diet was shit.

>>220527573
A woman can’t tell me no shit about Jesus
This is a MAN job

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shampoo a shit, this is an Ukyo general

>>220527607
why you watch children cartoon

Nicole and Brynne Price were paid $200 each for recording the Sailor Moon theme song

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fuck

>>220527636
Ranma (original) is a good show.

Idk how much this biih was paid but it goes hard

https://youtu.be/DnkxOqMfxt0

>>220527582
Some of the top comments are hilarious

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>>220527573
These people have the nuclear codes.

I've drank the Sailor Moon soda but I haven't seen the show

>>220527636
bruh ranma 1/2 is NOT for children

man wtf is wrong with me

>>220527657
the german op of golden boy is also really good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qd7QUjITVA

I NEED A SAILOR VENUS GIRLFRIEND SHE IS LITERALLY MY CHILDHOOD CRUSH HOW ABOUT YOU

>>220527684
My crush was Pippi Longstocking

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>>220527538
an israeli bf could fix her, deport the mother tho

>>220527657
German is a very unpleasant language when sung

fuck off leo

just smashed a leftover bacon double cheeseburger I made yesterday haha. cheeky midnight snacc >:3 if I had a canadian twink I would let him have a bite too

>>220527699
I liked that she was strong and she didn't take any guff

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>>220527619
I’m sorry to hear you’re disabled. Hope they find a cure!

>>220527718
nigga shampoo is literally retarded

>>220527672
Yah they aired a couple of adult animes on MTV here, gave Vision of Escaflowne a cool intro too (Dax Riders). Never watched the show THOUGH because it looked gay and the noses pissed me off

https://youtu.be/zb9b2ulgHLE

>>220527725
Golden Boy and GTO were massive in post-Soviet Russia because it was highly controversial for being aired on normie tv

North Korea propaganda music can go pretty hard. The propaganda in general is very good. You watch this video and it looks like a real country that has its shit together https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKsj5mCR7qs&list=RDDKsj5mCR7qs

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NEU!
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>>220527809
moooooooot

>*new yorker italian accent* the song is just bart simpson saying 'stoner' like its an alarm

The golden boy anime was innocent enough I mean it was perverted and humorous but then they released the manga and while the first few issues followed the plot of the show as far as I can remember it became this full on gangbang cock and pussy close up hentai shit. Had this whole prologue about how they acquired the original drawings without the black bars over genitalia to give us the original experience
Certified GOONER manga
Was just sold in the manga shelves where kids bought their one piece and dragon ball

>>220527724
群盲像を撫ず

>>220527822
I got something you can goon pal

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>>220527830
I got something for your mind, your body and your soul.

>>220527708
americans dont kno how to do baocn

fing bout anerican bacon

you cant make a good sandwich from it

coz its not propa meary bacon

its just fat

its like a pork scratching

not true bacon

not true richness of british bacon

make sandwich

grill some bacon yeah allow it tonbathe in fat

toast some breas

some pepper
good bit of margerine

all you need

the meaty bacon and natural juices flavor enuff

but cant get dat eiv stresky bacon

it not propa bacon

anericans dont kno how to do bacon

british king of bacon