Do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster edition?
>an hour ago
does anyone still believe in Nessy? its a total spoof, the original photographers came out and said so
>>220527977the only people who believe in it are retards who believe in big foot and shit
what if loch ness was cronem bendy sticking out when doing laps on his back
It's a total spaff
>>220527966i have lots of waifus
>>220527976next tweet down is him opening a bottle of wine and a beerhes completely off his rocker
What do we think of mothman
>>220528004shit
>>220527976surprised he's allowed to get steaming in a care home
LOL
Halal mums go to Iceland
Half the threads on /his/ are just flat earth maga christian evangelical fundies seething and/or people glazing and worshipping Hitler and the Nazis but if you ever dare report it or push back slightly the mods will ban you from the boardliterally just /pol/ 2.0 for people too religiously schizophrenic for /pol/
>>220528009the cuckspammer uses a vpn??? Holy shit this is front page news
>>220528013cool
>>220528004was a crane or owl or something
>>220528011you know you don't need to wind yourself up by watching these videosjust don't go on twitter
>>220527976poor guy. what's wrong with him?
Might do keto again
thinking about the cornish trannys completely unprompted meltdown the other day and laughing
>>220527997
>>220528013did you see my thread about medieval sex on there :3
>>220528026Looks scary especially from the thumbnail
My willy is hard looking at gay porn. What's it mean then lads?
>>220528004i would like to throw some coins at him and get them stuck in between his arse cheeks
>>220528022I still see it in the shops lol. I still have to put up with them playing their music and having FaceTime conversations on the train. I still have to put up with their shitty driving on the roads and have half my earnings taken in tax to support their 5 inbred children
just received the news that i’m being cast by a paki in my upcoming bio-pic
MR BLOBBY DOODWAT NOU
Rise and shine, Mr. Rorke. Rise and shine.
>>220528031i knew i would get that reaction regardless of what i posted
why is it so hard to get a twink bf
>>220528044drives you mad doesnt it
Nobody goes there any more.
>>220528069hii :3
>>220528044reckon half the people in the video you posted own small businesses and property whereas you're a lonley, pathetic, childless freak
>>220528044so why spend time looking for it on the internet too
>>220528074it'd never work out you've seen my posts
Forget it Jack, it’s Pakitown
punch the monkey has been forgotten
>>220528075Small businesses where they evade taxes, claim benefit top ups, live in social housing and have no appreciation of heritage, treating this country the way a parasite treats its host. Yeah, the system has been stacked in their favour, you don’t need to keep reminding me.
>>220528098i never forgot to spank the monkey though
Just went and drove my car really fast with the music on really loud was fun
>>220528104yeah mate the system is against you lmao that's why you're such a loser
>>220528066not if you posted someone like young jennifer connelly. I know it's a pleb's choice but just an example. Face symmetry is a real thing.
rorke painting a tunnel onto a wallleftypol running into it
my foot hurt
>>220528125bang of curry off this post
overheard my gen alpha nephew call someone a nigger in an online game
used to pronounce TH as F but trained myself not to do that
Have such grand schemes and visions. They should really make me the Fuhrer of some small nation.
>>220528125I have a job and don’t rely on benefits. Half the money I earn is taken from me and given to these people. The funny thing is, if I actually lived in an islamic place like Dubai, I’d get to keep all of my money and these people would be looked at like something the locals had scraped off the bottom of their shoes. If staying here to continue to be cucked by them makes me a loser, I guess I’m a loser
who up churning they butter
sir rosenior morning jog
was meant to go to the shops this morning for food but it’s past now so I’ll just keep fasting
>>220528032yeah, I even replied with the post saying imagine the smell or something like that
>>220528172ancient berg
>>220528160and did you tell him to stop using such disgusting language?
>>220528065
>>220528160Based
>>220528160Send him to prison to be rededucated by black men
>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-06/broken-britain-poverty-crisis-pushing-voters-to-reform-uk/106354940bit dramatic
>>220528170I don't think Dubai needs any more warehouse workers xx
feel like momberg sets alarms on her phone, leaves it ringing and goes away somewhere just to annoy me
How can I maintain an erection for longer?
>>220528176I have those in black
Held in my piss for like 2 hours because I didn't want to get out of bed and now I've pissed but my tummy still hurts
mad how we're all the sperms who won
>>220528204FOY
>>220528197
>>220528215not how it worksyou're the egg who chose the sperm
>>220528176might cop
had a dream about a bear that was stuck down some rocks and they made me help it get out with a big wooden pole
>>220528237mad how women lay eggs every month
>Amazon.com, Inc. (AMZN): Billionaire Ray Dalio Is Loading Up On This Tech Powerhouse
>>220528237eggs don't do anything they just sit there
>>220528224SOVL map of Britain
>>220528262weird faggot
>>220528224as i understand it, if you live in greater Londinium chances are you're not English anyway.
>>220528215>>220528237You're both the egg and the sperm fused into one entityCertain sperm certainly "win" in that only a tiny percentage make it to the eggBut yes very recent new studies suggest it's the egg that chooses a sperm out of the very few fit enough to reach the egg
>>220528200They’re not warehouse workers lol. If they work they drive taxis with a broken card reader or work in their uncle’s takeaway
>>220528092chortled at this
lick ze balls and ze asshole
>>220528224scotland and wales… dear lord
>>220528224Me in the red
For me the most annoying thing about moving back to UK after 30 years working abroad is the culture of ‘they’. They should do better, they should pick up rubbish, they should find me a job, they should do this, do that.Just go out there and start doing things yourself. Pick up rubbish, help a neighbour, set up a small business, volunteer. Sure, it won’t unbreak Britain, but it will help a tiny bit, make you feel better, and you will make friends who also want to improve themselves and society, which again makes you feel better.
Black bmwAdopts black lingo Tracksuit Scarface memorabilia at the gaff Underage white girl tied to the radiator at back of kebab house Here we have “the British Pakistani” experience
>Premier League clubs spend £460m on agent fees in one yearSeems like football agent is good career
imagine how much it would have sucked to be a saxon peasant living in a village and then one day some vikings sail down the river and kill you
>>220528309Lots of Saxon women chose to abandon their cuck saxon christian husbands and go back to Scandinavia with Viking men
>>220528305A clue gained
dont really want to go out today but suppose i should
>>220528305this would work but I feel like it'll get you arrested
>>220528317kek i dont think the women made any choice. they were kidnapped by the vikings
off to the shops me
>>220528309Personally I wouldn’t have let it happen
gherkin showers fired upbreakfast being made cronem walking back and forth around the lobby snacking and booking shower time on their phoneskaties turning airplane mode off dingdingding timmy messages flooding in
>>220528305well this is just taken from reddit isn't it
>>220528324Why
>>220528184no I shed a tear and gave him twenty pounds
>>220528330If it had been me in that longhouse, things would have gone down very differently, let me tell you
>>220528276Finished. Get F*cked, narc. We are nothing alike
scotland looks nicevery green
>>220528323why do you "suppose" you should
>>220528355fresh air good for you
>>220528349you're an autistic pedophile
any countersemitic noticers in?
>>220528336weird behaviour
got called the n word in another thread
>>220528376neurotypical
>>220528376niggardly
not getting a job until the country is 100% white
>>220528349nonce
Top lad proper clobber
Odds I convert to MormonismEvens I convert to Islam Dubs I convert to Judaism
do you think gollum was wanking in that cave
we're all the best of friends!
>>220528408Wanking doesn't exist in middle earth
>In the working-class Lancashire town of Blackburn, one woman, standing outside her small council terrace, dressed in a bathrobe and smoking a cigarette, said she would move away in a heartbeat, but was too broke to do it.>We asked: “What is life like here?”>She turned to us, expressionless, and stated in a thick Lancashire brogue: “Fuc***g shit.”
Why did Trump post "praise Allah" on his truth social?
rorke neglecting his puffle
>>220528409cringe
The Romans were right about British people
gay retard hour is it
My town desperately needs to be gentrified. Apart from one fairly nice area, it just reeks of daytime tv and benefits, it just oozes that atmosphere even if you don't see a single person
remember sudowoodo
>>220528449just started when you arrived
>>220528439konbanwa mouldie-kun! >_<
We at /brit/ like the current batch of comedians who seemingly make no effort to be funny yet are wildly successful
Real life benchod reacts to 5 video clips of rorke
Had one day off without running my tasks like a pozzed hamster on shlomo's zogwheel and my mind is racing with thoughts, plans, ideas. It's tempting to fall back into being a shut-in NEET freak and being a thinker full time. Thing is? I've tried it. I've thought and thought for years. What did it accomplish? Not a thing. Better to fritter my time away mingling with the cattle masses. Eye contact. A firm handshake. The daily tasks. That's life.
>>220528456Good 'mon that
how can I become interesting to women? I’m the most boring person ever I can’t talk to anyone
sir rosenior monsieur roseigneur
>>220528430Allah is an American
>>220528456Got a shiny one
big neighbourhood cat done me pretty good
>>220528478s
>>220528497Get a hobby. It will take a while but get to the point where you can talk passionately about it. Women love itz no matter how niche or nerdy it is. Women just want passion in a man.
>>220528497You can't Give up
Sucking a pope
>>220528506Why do you think I want to see your grim feet
>>220528518alri prepubescent alter boy
>>220528515dont do this to him
>>220527997white women are lovely
the asian tummy
Childhood cancer. How does God explain they then eh?
>>220528506rabies infected freak
>>220528497Ktim
>>220528529Grotesqué
>>220528534God doesn't give kids cancer, his creation was perfect but we flawed it with sin and now death and disease and pain are present in the world
>>220528506serves you right for encouraging it
>>220528529get it lickedget it kissedget it tickledget it pinchedget it spaffed on
>>220528497you have to go out and do things. people always talk about things they've done that's why it's hard for incels to converse because they never do anything
>>220528546>sin>death >diseaseAnd God isn't responsible for that is he? Didn't create it did he? Powerless to stop it is he?
>>220528529LOL she tried to edit linea nigra out
>>220528361>>220528395
Why was I cursed to an incel life?Why couldn't I have got a girlfriend when I was a teenager?Why couldn't I have lost my virginity at a normal age instead of to a prostitute at 29?Why couldn't I just have been fucking normal :(
Persian girls are something elseWhen this war is over, I’m visiting
me when im having a poo
>>220528577edited arm and leg hair out tryna look human
>>220528571Put in some fucking effort you mopey bastard
The missus usually keeps her fanny trimmed or shaved but shes let it get a bit hairy. Caught a glimpse this morning and I just went feral and dived in Not sure what this means
>>220528577>he doesnt realise the war is eternal
What Jesus died for
>>220528591How was the smell?
yeah?
>>220528571>Why was I cursed to an incel life?You chose to be an incel
>>220528600>Don't like chocolate Simply not British behaviour. Deport. Now.
>>220528601She had showered so smelt clean. She just let her hair grow a bit
>>220528589In what way?I'm healthy, dress well, decent looking.>>220528604Why would I choose that?
>>220528605summit not quite right with that guy
>>220528594Eh - how many top leaders can they promote before they run out of bodies? Drones are cheap and easy. Eventually it will come to an end
>>220528624Been saying this for years
God I'm a fat bastard
>>220528621Because it's your own behaviour that turned you into an incel
>>220528628it will turn into a world war you retard!
>>220528624reminder to get him filteredhis mental elf deteriorates even more when you filter him/katy|cronem|\wdem#|m2|m4|bulb(o|ou)s|(sn|t)appy|gherkin|onyx|(cr|y)odie|hymen|crimson|timm(y|ie)|heatherposter|rosenior|cvp|yung yung|bellingham|baton|emtoo/i;boards:int;reason:hidden by ziedyfilter;
Trump is being guided by the spirit of Allah
Christ Sarah Millican has gotten fat as fuck
watching muslim AI slop on tiktok telling the mandem to do their wudu after scrapping on the road
>>220528618yeah how did that fupa feel on your forehead when you dived in
Wayne Rooney fucking young sluts
>>220528654Like all British female "comedians" her humour is purely just talking about sex acts and female body parts / bodily functions in a way that's intentionally unpleasant
LOOMS
>>220528638How do you see that happening? I can see the Saudis doing a ground invasion but Russia is a bit tied up, China doesn’t want to be humiliated with massive losses and Europe is poor and led by people who get their votes from muslims who support the Iranian regime but doesn’t have the military to get involved
3D printing the Jar Jar Binks sex arse + dildo double set
*walks onto the stage at the /brit/ comedy club*farts and poo and bums also the price of freddos
>>220528679looks tranquil but even he would recognise the need to unalive the threadgoers
guess I'll just shift my entire life by an hour thenwake up at a different time, go to bed at a different time, go to work at a different time, fucking eat at a different time all so farmers don't have to go to the shops in the dark or whatever the fuck their excuse is for this absurdity
>>220528708you deserve it for posting those missing girls
>>220528708It`sTime theft !!
>>220528699Good point. Bye
right l'll give you one last 48 deadline
If you read this post you have to convert to JudaismSorry lads that's just the rules
a lot of capital flowing into gas derivatives cvp flow rates im shorting that now
>>220528636No, it's the way women are that made me like this. Being rejected when I was younger for example.
this cats face reminds me of that webm of the girl who stares into the camera
I am native american.
You lads manage to stock up on cheap vegetables?
violent case of diarrhea this morning lads blew the hatch off me, arse in shambles had to put a bit of sudacrem on me hole caught a glimpse in the mirror was like looking at the japan flag
>>220527962>Do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster edition?No, I don't. The bloke who put the rubber monster from OP's picture into the loch confessed to the hoax before he died. Subsequent photos were blurry and didn't really show anything. At least once the complete lake was examined with a sonar and nothing was found. There's also one poor soul who dedicated his life to a permanent lake watch. (He lives in an old library mobile that he converted into a caravan and that he now lives in.)Anyway, the loch still attracts tourist and they even have a small tourist shop that sells plush Nessies and Nessie T-shirts.
if they colonise mars it'll have really shit internetthey'd have to make their own local mars net for most purposes and I bet their servers are dead as fuck for pretty much everythingin short, mars is rightful Australian land
The good news is that /brit/ now has an official caravan free for anyone here to use We are the first general in 4chan history to have one and surely won't be the last
You know the more I hear about this Hitler guy, the less I start to like him...
im a grower that meats up respectably but my softie is the most pathetic thing i've ever seen
Can’t make head nor tail of this
>>220528778l prefer one of the many nationalist European leaders who didnt get millions killed
>>220528792Not even joking when I say that my knobbard is just under 6 inches hard, but literally 1 inch soft.
Got a 10:30 rez at Toby Carvery
Presented without comment.
>>220528815I’ve never been to a Toby carvery. Are they good?
rise and grind
toby cawvewy
>>220528808yh reckon we're running a similar operation
>>220528842brother-raped autistic paedo?paedo melty?luhhh
Literally no one is looking at these random images you post, you bizarrre bastard.
no Andy's Man Club tonight as its a bank holiday and l guess no one gets depressed
The grim result of current UK building regs - such as British Standard 8213-1:2004, which requires that all windows be cleanable from inside by women aged 64–75 without the use of ladders or cleaning devices and without stretching.
>>220528835it lush
weighing myself every day has been a good idea, it is quite mental how much your weight fluctuates day to day even if you're eating the same things
>>220528877>British Standard 8213-1:2004, which requires that all windows be cleanable from inside by women aged 64–75looked it up and it's realfucking joke man
Wanked off to bbc solo again
>>220528897Boomers will tell you this was their first job and it’s how they got on the housing ladder
>>220528877this is useful and means I can in fact clean my windows from the inside, woman or not
>>220528000>>220528008might do a safeguarding concernthis at 6am is concerning>>220528848
any plans for the day, lads?
>>220528877Forgive me, but the architect must be shot for this
>>220528877window cleaner: noooo give me money for something you can easily do yourself!!! i need to keep my piss easy job that isnt even that important because it rains seconds later anyway
>>220528903The reform guy who got fired by farage because everyone got performatively outraged was right. Yeah grenfell was bad but you do have to weigh up regulations with not having housing at all and lots of people die on the streets or in temporary homeless hostels. There are always going to be trade offs
anyone else thinking after a certain age a man without a family can be a bad thing
>>220528920Means you end up living in an ugly dark and dingy house>>220528951Window cleaners do the outside >>220528948Just working to regulations mate
>>220528945Yeah you’re fucking Indian
with antiobiotic resistance on the horizon surely doing things like getting your pets surgery and crying to your doctor until he gives your kid an anti biotic for a viral infection should be considered as crimes against humanity?these kind of busy bodies will be the death of us
>>220528939wonder if he gets aggressive when hes drunk
>>220528971>Window cleaners do the outsidethey flip inside you dumb cunt>Means you end up living in an ugly dark and dingy houseget a lamp dumb cunt
watching dunc 2x
if i'm out for a walk and see a berg will say 'catbergre!' loudly to myself in my head and think of you lot
might move into the knap of howar
morning lads x
>>220528971>Means you end up living in an ugly dark and dingy housethey're normal windows, they just tilt so you can clean them
>>220529038morning mate
>>220529033meow
he's going to nuke them isnt he
getting on the train for no reason todaybored innit
get the ISAs filled
>>220528224Maybe a million new people a year will solve this?
>>220528945Maccies breakfastPainting warhammerWalk the dogs
>>220529069Would, but donald trumpberg has made stonks unreliable
>>220528945had a wank to riley reid having her toes suckedgoing to clean the flat latergoing to have black pudding and eggberts for luncheonmight have a second wankgoing to play the rdr2
>>220528600Deano
>>220528800Sounds like the lads on here:Altruism =cuck behaviour Working hard = cuck behaviour Dating a woman = going after used goods, cuck behaviour
had an easter egg yesterday and had heartburn for hours
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-06/broken-britain-poverty-crisis-pushing-voters-to-reform-uk/106354940You lads in the news.
>>220529112Easter egg chocolate is always cheapo dogshit unless you splash out
>>220529069honestly tempted to just put 4k in my Lifetime ISA straight awaygood idea or nah? i've maxed it out in 2024 and 2025 so I can get to 15k this year
>>220529112shame Rennie don't do their own easter egg
>The repainting of a busy road with bright yellow and orange shapes is to be reviewed after locals dubbed it "Wotsit Street"
>>220528877Mad that they could make it nice but cheap out and then blame it on regulations that are there to protect you from their greed and obvious disregard for people beauty and anything but profit
Currently at 170 days without porn3 days without masturbatinggot a spontaneous erection this morning which is a good sign
>>220529127How was that ever approved
>>220529112>guy on /brit/ eats easter egg and gets heartburn>guy on /dutchthread/ drinks a cup of coffee and gets stomach acheWhat's wrong with you people? Not used to the good stuff or just a bit under the weather?
turns out that thing in my pants is a willy
>>220529135a good sign of what?
>>220529127Council tax money at work. Some planning committee and likely more than one external consultant made a tidy sum to decide on painting a shitehole street with orange blobs.That'll undo the fact that it's a dump lined with Comic Sans vape shops, dodgy barbers and nail salons, and pakistani clothing outlets.
>>220529135a clue gained
Why don’t they just take the council tax money out of your normal tax money
>>220529156come to your senses finally employed woman?
>>220529143*puts my spectacles on * well it seems to be in a grim shit hole
>>220529135What are you masturbating to if not watching porn?
got the poo aches
>>220529152tummyberg does tend to play up if I have rich food
>>220529171I agree but only because I don't pay any income tax due to working part time min-wage thus if they rolled council tax into income tax then I could get away with not paying that either.
>>220528971>Man defends billion £ companies for building the ugliest houses in europe
just found out about council tax when I grow up im never gonna pay that shit
>>220529190Sorry to hear that, I hope you feel better today.
Used to work with an Eastern-European woman and she was very sweet and always kind to me and helpful, but every single time she'd be on the phone to her husband she'd just be hissing at him in her language with her face turning red and the veins in her forehead bulging. Real anger and cruelty in her face and tone of voice. She'd hang up and immediately be all nice and calm again.Very odd.
>>220529213thanks
ISAmaxxing
Taxation is theft
>>220529218All the polish birds at my work are very pretty and kind. Never heard them talking to their husbands so I can't comment on that but they're kind to me at least.
>>220529253fact
on my third tin of beans this easter
there's something ignominious about a yank posting in /brit/
expect I shall have died by suicide before I reach pensionable age. Yet I have ~£30,000 tied up in a workplace pension. How can I extract that money?
>>220528939>might do a safeguarding concerndont you fucking cunt
need to sort out my youtube algo it's fucked
>>220529274>I shall have died by suicideright, well don't do that
any shops open today?
>>220529290gay porn shop is closed
losing weight cured my sleep apneaglad as it was beginning to scare me
>>220529071what army
What were you doing one thousand days ago?
>>220529313neeting
>>220529308reckon losing weight cures a lot of problemsx
>>220529313at a metal concert
>>220529287well I'm still alive right now aren't I but that's how it will go eventually
>>220529253Im happy to pay my council tax but when it increase by the maximum amount every year while the services i receive are less and less it becomes infuriating
'he 'ew>>220529333>>220529333>>220529333
>>220529033no you wont/ you dont even know how its pronounced. no one does
