gfberg edish
>>220529333
punnet of ferrero rocher for breakfast
>>220529342need a kind hearted caramel gf
still got the poo aches
wouldn’t mind paying tax if I actually saw any real change around me.Potholes everywhereRoad markings faded Can’t get doctors appointmentsLocal hospital is shitAll dentists are going privateChild poverty increasingEducation getting worse
the aussie is IN
>>220529357all corruption innit, soon you'll only have 12 hours of electricity a day like in south africa
*enters brit*
if only george had given susan the flick to date marisa tomei
incel walk shall be commencing in 5
>>220529418strange pants
i cannot stand it any longer
wish i were a mindless Borg drone
Raoul Moat in 2010, Charlie Kirk in 2025 and yet you don't see the fucking pattern
>>220529342wasting her genes
>>220529420don't think it's rorkeish to say that this is too many tattoos
RAA.is cheaping out on the new adsthey're still using the bee fella but he's all stiff and low framerate compared to when they first introduced himfuckin love that bee fella I won't stand for this
>>220529357thats because our society is paid for through imperialism. thats why we need to ramp it up and start killing more brown children and bring back slavery
>>220529420weird jew metal on her nose
wish i was a mindless berg dronewe are israel. you will be assimilated
>>220529431Trousers mate
Don’t like these AI Pepe memes. AI is the opposite of what memes were about in the first place, it’s so cheap and soulless. If my mate showed me something AI he likes I do him one
>>220529527Why do they all need their own mega car parks? Could they not just all sit within the same retail centre?
miss him like you wouldn't believe
>>220529551What would the benefit be to the restaurants which are all competing with one another Can't wait for this cope!
Ate a full pack of frozen chicken tenders, a pack of ramen, veggies, two marmite toasts, a pack of satay tofu, a whole capsicum and a black coffee for dinner and I’m still hungry. Might have a ‘ape worm in me guts
The high street was always shit. There I said it.
>>220529527We have that sort of thing too
theres a mosque in gibraltarwhat on earth
>>220529551zoning laws or some suchbusinesses have minimum parking requirements
>>220529579yh shopping centres mog
Peter Serafinowicz has been looking quite terrible recently.
>>220529579>There I said it.Brave boy *punches your fucking face in* cunt
>>220529582doesn't take much of a stretch of imagination to assume there may be muslims living in gibraltar
>>220529582know much about the history of spain?
>>220529597good grief really?
>>220529582There’s mosques in Isle of Man, Wales, Isle of Wight why wouldn’t there be one in Gibraltar
Bravo Six going dark
>>220529571If all the restraunts sat on the same lot alongside a retail park with clothes shops / tech shops etc then they would increase their customer base because you'd have people visiting the retail park to shop for clothes etc decide on whim to get something to eat at let's say 'Cheddar Barrel Scratch Kitchen'. In its current form where every restaurant only exists on its own concrete island, the only customers going to Cheddar Barrel are the ones who set off with the intention of going there. There's no walk-ins, no impulsive decisions to go there. No one is walking across a 2-lane motorway to go there on a whim.A rising tide lifts all boats. By sharing a space these places would all see the benefit and share it.
Gibraltar is full of Moroccans
>>220529614gibraltar isnt spain
>>220529527right image isnt inherently bad. retail parks are useful and allow people to avoid travelling into busy, usually medieval, town/city centres
>>220529593shit, you weren't wrong
>>220529581not nearly as much or as bad you disingenuous dumb cunt
>>220529633Yh it is
>>220529643Yes we do actually. Leave your smelly bedroom once in a while.
there's a mosque growing in my garden
>>220529643As bad? Nothing about it is bad
>>220529652no we dont. we simply dont have the same planning rules or parking minimums as the USA. it's a simple fact, rorke you thick twat
>>220529669What’s that Ferrari or something
Mad how OP Britain was in the 19th century
>>220529645Why is an image made by an English outlet committed to shitting on England?
lewis come in overcome in lewis over
>>220529657thats because you're a retard
might eat my Lindt bunny
what came first the Welsh rhodri or the Spanish rodri name I wonder
Mcgriddle meal, sausage sandwich and cheesy bacon flatbread scranned
lefytpols house
Spakis daily melty I see His choice today? Retail parks Wouldn't have guessed that
>>220529698gwan
sheffield mentioned
very sniffly nosemy body knows i had a drink last night
incredibly hard for me to not spend all day seething israel completely capturing the elite in my countryliterally every single institution is captured by israel at this point. they don't even try to hide it anymore epstein was the proto-kushner in every single way. we literally have an israeli asset controlling the president directly. what a ridiculously stupid country this is
>>220529710welsh one since rodri is just a short form of rodrigo its not the same name.
Live in a nice well kept suburb. There's a park and playground in the centre. Some cunt keeps fucking it up. They've wrapped the baby swings up to the cross bar so no one can reach them, they've broken open the dog poo bag roll holder thing so it doesn't shut anymore, they've smeared mud all over the public barbecue and scratched the shit out of it, smeared more mid over the park benches and table, filled the dog water bowel with dirt and clearly tried to kick the tap off of it. Fuck knows what they've done to the drinking fountain so not gonna be using that. I don't care if they're white or brown, citizens or not, these animals need to be deported and if no country wants them throw them in international water and see how long they can tread float
>>220529724I miss the posts with the ginger guy stepping
Imagine thinking spaino still posts here, it's been years since he posted here lol. Mental how obsessed you all still are with me.
>>220529731Mad innit I seethe all day over the general state of the west
>>220529737maybe it's a protest
Not sure about this whole rivalry thing on fortnite but Mmmmmm if I’m hinest
OK TRANSPHOBES YOU WIN ALRIGHT!
>>220529741with *him haha
>>220529731they captured a lot of the plebs too
Miss when people used to say ‘ape shit’ never hear that anymore.
zoomer bros, how do we compete with milennial chads when it comes to getting women?I tried to open a jar and gave the huzz the ick :/
Spend all day in toil wishing I was at home doing nothingHave a 4 day weekend and feel bad for "wasting" my days off doing nothingToilberg really done a number on me
The people obsessed with Jewish control shilled the hardest for the most pro Israel president
hi lads
>>220529779I am millennial. My gf is a zommer. Just be attuned to women’s needs, they don’t care about face cards or whatever the fuck
>>220529777we say beast mode now
Gfberg pays for everything but her birthday is coming up and I am going to pay for her dinner and buy her gifts but it’s feels silly as she’s the bread winner and I’m just her puppy
Would you take me to ASDA?
>>220529819with these fuel prices mate we're walking
Mr beast forgot to put pickles in my beast burger.
>>220529812fucking state
>>220529745>>220529769I just feel so powerless about this allthinking of moving to japan or china or something, just getting the hell out of here the rot is so deep and stinks like shit >they captured a lot of plebs here too there's no way it's nearly as bad as we have it the "evangelical christians" are the purest golems ever created. a group of morons whose only aim is to support israel. Somehow the Israelis have successfully conflated their shitty country with Christianity's success in their tiny brains. incredibly unfortunate situation
>>220529812how did you even end up in this situation
Any you lads tried the beta squad lollies?
ate all my chocolate yesterday
>>220529820You people baffle me, how on earth did you think this would be interesting or amusing enough to post? Just complete and utter horsehit nonsense, fuck off.
just received a cool £1.6k interest in my Cash ISAit lush
>>220529854
>>220529844She’s got a good job and hates cleaning, I don’t have a job and don’t mind cleaning so it’s sorted itself out really. Yong and yang and that
>aus/nz flags take a break from calling you wop on /brit/ to defend islam in another thread
>>220529868Sorry
>>220529582won't be long until there's a mosque in vatican city
Wonder if the Lindt chocolate rabbits would be cheaper if they didn’t do the bells on them. It’s unnecessary really isn’t it.
crazy how women live in a world where instead of having to study and work hard they can just watch YouTube makeup tutorials and work as a waitress until some guy agrees to become financially responsible for her and that's just a totally normal life path a significant percentage of women pursue and they all have the optionI have never had sex and can't afford to move out of my mum's house by the way don't know if that matters
Doorberg keeps slamming in the wind
>>220529784ktim. literally going to do some extra bits of toil this afternoon to catch up on a few bits. institutionalised, me.
What does wop mean
>>220529901wet-ass pussy
>>220529901wet ass-pussy
>>220529918erm anon...that's the American spelling...AWKWARD
any wet-ass-pussy man in?
Need Emma Watson to fart on me.
sick of my chud life
Right, this is getting out of hand
what's an ass pussy?
whats-app pussy
Joe gatto from the impractical jokers used to cut my lawns over summer to make cash when he was up and coming, sweet kid
wet ass bussy
>>220529961would toe punt that little cunt straight out the window
>>220529972impractical jokers, funny
fat cunt
What’s new pussy cat woah woahwooah
>>220529959When a man has a hairless arse and spreads it
>>220529981I will neva forgive you
Would you rather get bummed by the hottest man ever to exist or be made to shag the ugliest woman ever to exist?
>>220529982
do they just make these places as ugly as possiblechrist almighty
>>220530016already shagged your mum mate
What warhammer 40k faction do you rep?
>>220530051unlike jesus, he's not coming back from that
>>220530073Eldar
>>220530051him? done
Would like to open people up with a scalpel and look around but can’t do that because it’s illegal and would hurt/kill them
drinking corn syruip
>>220530073dont know what that means because i have had sexual intercourse before
>>220529527Hate crowded places like left. Extroverted cunts need to be back-to-back with everyone.
>>220530091toby no
>>220529840yeah move to japan or china lad thatll definitely be a good idea considering you don't know anyone there and don't speak a word of the language
never really recovered from when mumberg was watching big bang theory years ago and pointed at sheldon and said 'he's so much like you haha'
today is the last day on boozeberg for a while
The only attractive zoomer actress
a lot of colombians on chaturbate
>>220530126mine laughs hysterically at all the "Howard is pathetic because he lives with his mum" jokes
No point me painting minifigs since I don't have any friends
>>220530023>>220529982Der Berg
When is cheeto man bombing Iran?
>>220530126It's always a woman saying shite like this. Hate them.
best 3DS games lads?
>>220530208who the fuck knowsthis is what happens when tim-likes aren't in nursing homes
>>220530213poekmon
I’d like to sniff Emma Watson’s farts and know her brand.
>>220530153Venezuelan diaspora
>>220530213Kid Icarus Uprising
>>220530152Gay if you wouldnt
how do background checks work if you change your name?
Hair has been turning very grey in the last few months. I rather like it, feeling daddy af
rum thumbnail
>>220530117yes
>>220530266wouldnt you like to know
putting on my goy slippers
got the uk dashcam cumpilations on
>>220530266Theres still a record of your old name. But probably no one bothers.
actually can’t control myself when driving I feel like I’m gonna blow up
Eye is scratchy and mildly irritated.
>>220530338i farted in it
rorke crying because there's a brown person in a fantasy series full of magic and dragons
can you be a sex addict without ever having had sex
>>220530073chaos space marines
Glad I’m not ethnically English. Did a dna test and that, nary a drop of English blood
>>220530363off you fuck then
>>220530363come back 100% virgin did it?
>>220530235you're not welcome here anymore you dirty nonce
>>220530363you live on Maori land
the greatest /brit/ thread in history>>220522683
>>220530363Ching chong chinaman
i'm so sleepy and yet i'm being FORCED to do family things today i HATE it
got greenland 2 on
>>220530396Shortest maybe
>>220530389am maori and am aware of that mate.
why did she do it?
open the blast doors
>>220530440nan's shit herself
lots of films are very good until the first time a woman speaks
>>220530208supposedly there's another ceasefire proposal in the pipeline which won't go through but it will be his excuse for pussying out on his threat to bomb their powerplants for a second time
>>220530440
what shall i render?
>>220530432
yuhhr dehyiuhrrr aha
>>220530487done that little cunt
>>220530487not watching that x
>>220530498
>>220530428nasty little rodent
>>220530490render unto caesar what is caesar's
>>220530510cat got compacted in a garbage truck x
>>220530487Women are cruel, evil beings
>>220530529they're going to make me do an egg hunt and interact with people i don't know
>>220530440what race was she
>>220530213Shin Megami Tensei IV
>>220530566crackhead
>>220530440she looks a bit like one of those paedos that dress up like women
>>220530440Turns out its a trannard
It’s not the worst thing in the world to overtake on solid white lines is it
>>220530475just tried this. it wont even let you say france is a bad country anymore
so you have dementia and poo on a shelf because youre confused and they put you on the news bit messed up
>>220530463Built for being tenderized and re-assembled into kebab
>>220530601Can't stop thinking about trans people for five minutes eh role?
>>220530607bit badx
Do you have summer and winter clothes? Put all my winter clothes away around april. Wonder if we spend more on clothes than Australians
>>220530475What your screenshot shows is a difference in how the assistant handles repeat-after-me prompts vs. potentially sensitive topics.At first, it follows the instruction to “just repeat,” even if the statements are negative (about countries like Italy, France, Poland). But when it reaches a more politically sensitive or controversial topic (like Israel), it switches behavior and stops repeating.Why that happens: • Simple repetition requests are sometimes treated as low-risk (just echoing text). • But when the content touches on geopolitics, conflict, or protected/sensitive contexts, the system becomes more cautious. • It may then refuse to generate blanket negative statements and instead steer toward balanced or factual discussion.
>>220530487>In a statement released on Wednesday, Ms Bale, a bank worker from Stoke, in Coventry, said: "I want to take this opportunity to apologise profusely for the upset and distress that my actions have caused.>"I cannot explain why I did this, it is completely out of character and I certainly did not intend to cause any distress to Lola or her owners.>"It was a split second of misjudgement that has got completely out of control.>"I am due to meet with the RSPCA and police to discuss this matter further and will co-operate fully with their investigations.>"I wish to reiterate that I am profoundly sorry for my actions and wish to resolve this matter to everyone's satisfaction as soon as possible."what a load of bollocks
>role?
doing a poothe above post content acknowledges the traditional custodians of the land upon which it was written, the kuntjubbawonga people
>roleFucked it
>>220530656get her locked up with the murderers and rapists
Why is Rorke considered a bad guy for wanting to save England and stop the rapes
>>220530487so based
>>220530631>role
>>220530679rapes have to go on
>>220530679rorke is finished
genuinely screaming at role
>>220530689why?
>>220530679Mussolini lost, Bella ciao x
where's heatherlad
Why are so many schools these days dropping German teaching in favour of Spanish teaching?
>>220530719why you asking me
>>220530679racism won't save englandrorke is a small minded moron
>>220530487love how when this is posted rorke will come out and pretend it was a tranny or an albanian when the woman was a brit called Mary Balei also love it when it sends the misogynists into a fit of rage despite the fact that the stuff men do is too graphic to even post on a blue board
is doom the dark ages any good? heard it was fairly naff and focuses too much on story or something
>>220530735thought you might have some insight into this
>>220530745dont know
rorke is an incel and i raped him
>>220530719because you're obsessed with copying America
Asking chatgpt for a price breakdown of my video game purchases of the last 17 years (£2000) versus a modern day PC for gaming and having it explain why console gaming is more economically viable
>love how when this is posted rorke will come out and pretend it was a tranny or an albanian when the woman was a brit called Mary Baleretards in here literally just making whole arguments up in their mind just to make themselves mad omd
What's the most Rorkian thing you did this year?
>>220530463white polish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuxilCgJWrg
>>220530758Did it ask how much your tv was
FUCK my son creg is getting deployed!!!!!!
>>220530741Dont you mean role?
>>220530796fell for it 3 times award
new tax year. should i put 20k into LISA + cash isa or stock isa?
>>220530719No one goes on hols in germany
>>220530796>my son in the army got deployedThey must have considered that might happen
>>220530760are you new? scroll up nibbaalso don't reply to me you make me uncomfortable role
>>220530788yeah i said I've bought a handful of tvs for between 100-300 pounds over the whole 17 years and that £2000 over 17 years is far better than £2000 every 5 yearsso that's you done
Massaging beard oil on my chin
>>220530819couldn't care less what you do with your moneyhope this helps
>>220530796silly timmy realising that democracy aint democratising LOL
>>220530796
>>220530829Pcs dont cost that much
so this is role
=
>>220530739Last ditch attempt
>>220530835it doesn't ;_;
going to arlington cemetery to lay flowers at the grave of breighdon lynkyn ramirez, 2008 california-2026 iran
NIGGA SAID ROLE
>>220530763Wanked to bbc porn
got one random hair on my arm that's at least thrice as long as the other hairs in the region
>>220530828Strawmaning freak
>>220530854stupid vacant-eyed bitch
got anxietyim anxious
>>220530840Why is Goofy holding an ass-shaped potato?
>>220530832although i'll get called a faggot redditor, if you do have a beard and want to stop it from getting flaky and ugly, use shea butter. it's cheap and way better than any of that beard oil shit and also doesn't sparkle
>>220530835/brit/ is filled with successful rich people so that's why i'm asking for financial advice
>>220530739Rorkes not real he is a figment of your imagination
>>220530875
>>220530879Where am I supposed to find shea butter
Booting up KSP again
>>220530854really like the weebum
>>220530741you love that do you?
>>220530908where you gonna fly to?
>>220530880Stocks and shares isa is what i have. Only way to keep above inflation
>>220530905i just checked amazon.it and it's there
>>220530928alright i'll trust you
in fairness to the trump voters, he had been the least hawkish up until now
>>220530741I think it's quite weird how you've seen a woman put a cat in the bin and your first instinct is to dunk on "Rorke" and scream "well what about men they do even worse stuff"You've been brainwashed
>>220530865You cant shame leftypol
>>220530932I dont buy on Amazon, I support local business
plotting, planning, scheming
snoozing, wanking, eating
>>220530928>>220530819if you go for some index fund, please not that with the spacex IPO, about 5% of your money will go to xAI, twitter, tesla, spacex and other musk companies which have an extremely inflated stock price right now due to musk having lobbied nasdaq to bend the rules for himit's a massive scandal that nobody outside of investor knows about
>>220530942I mean its pretty standard midwit stuff. If you want to put in hard work snd effort im sure you could get more for your money
>>220530956They say Allah is the best planner but to me it doesnt seem like it
Tired of the far right incels
>>220530965ah yes the so-called life
italeftypol supporting his local gay sex business
New rule. Have to vape outside the house if I’m gonna vape. Create inconvenience you see
>>220530974i'm a brainlet chud incel with too much money
>>220530970Thanks patrick boyle
>>220530949-500 iq post right hereyou do realise i was referring to the actual rorke posters above who did exactly what i described?anyway shan't be wasting my morning on spastics like you, go get mad trannies and women while i enjoy my coffee
>>220530984kind of based
>>220530967new when ready
>>220530965ktim might get the house of guinness on
>>220530992Brainlet you say? Tell you what I'll do for you mate. You send it all to me and I'll manage it for you
weird noncey pedo edition incoming
>-500 iq post right here>you do realise i was referring to the actual rorke posters above who did exactly what i described?>anyway shan't be wasting my morning on spastics like you, go get mad trannies and women while i enjoy my coffee
>>220530998But nobody said it was a trans person or an albanian?
>>220530998Are they in room right now?
bit early that, janmans thoughts?
bout to um hard
>>220530983Call me Rorche Im a righist I suppose
Happy tax new year everyone! get the ISAs topped up
>>220530984He was shot immediately after this.
lads the new is up>>220530967>>220530967
>>220531113right
janman has done him
Big iron...
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Lifetime%20ISA/What a fucking boring cuntNow he's started phoneposting replies to himself to create a false sense of interest in it
>>220531171>>220531171
weird thing to lie about, smugly stealing salmon from the co-op as a homeless man
>>220531173Yes only one person could be thinking about ISAs at the end of the financial yesr