>>220532427
they're huge

Is there a pill or injection that can just get rid of my belly fat? I don't need to lose weight anywhere else, in fact I could gain a bit more mass in my skinny arms

Nigga lives in tooting. I can’t even with this

Knowing they're pooey bum shagging all over your nice holiday home

>>220532492
>I don't need to lose weight anywhere else,
you do and you think you don't
you're skinnyfat

tonights filmography is enemy of the state (1998)

>>220532427
wonder what they’re staring at

>>220532528
good film that, enjoy lad

got really drunk last night and ordered chicken and was trying to suck out all the bone marrow but it turns out i just ate all the bones

Bird I went on a date with before meeting my gf sent me a meme about rimjobs out of nowhere today.

>>220532487
Genuinely don't understand how people struggle so much. I only earn 26k, my missus earns about 28k. We bought a house, put money into savings each month, on holiday, I spent £90 on jeans this morning without thinking about it. We're completely fine. We also don't have kids

tung tung tung sahur

>>220532427
do girls who look like that also date black men?

>>220532562
67

>>220532515
But my arms are skinny and my legs are too and my chest has no muscle. I just have belly fat

Stink of man arse all over the bedding and nice furniture you paid for

>We also don't have kids

>>220532549
just need to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps

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>>220532593
just stop buying costa coffee bro

>>220532427
Are they required to wear pantyhose because its cold or what?

Leftypol doesn't believe the birthrates are a problem and he thinks it's 'capitalist propoganda' if you encourage people to have kids

>>220532487
Father status?

>>220532587
yeh that's what skinnyfat people look like. you have no muscle and deceptively high bf%

>>220532562
scream

You are beautiful no matter what they say.
Words can’t bring you down

>>220532592
Yep and we don't plan on having any

>>220532610
it's part of the uniform in some places, part of the modesty standards

>>220532525
based. cant wait to be retired

>>220532302
£400 a night for a house that sleeps 6 to 8? In that location in that house? Not bad at all.

>>220532615
Leftypol is proud to contribute to wiping out all non-browns. See >>220532667

>>220532634
What do I do mate please help

*pulls myself up by the bootstraps and grows up*

where's my semi-detached 1960s suburban home

>>220532686
You’re aware it’s a joke account?

>>220532092
I don't believe in Islam or any other religion. But I think we should have religious freedom, so that everybody is free to believe in any religion or no religion.
>>220532120
Maybe Jesus wasn't really dead before the supposed "resurrection". There have been cases even in modern times where a person was thought to be dead, and they were taken to the morgue, but it then turned out they weren't really dead.
>>220532131
>Something logically cannot be produced from nothing, therefore reality requires a creator, that creator cannot simply be another reality as that reality would necessitate its own creator ad infinitum.
Please tell us which scientific experiments prove these two principles which you are invoking:
1) "Something logically cannot be produced from nothing"
2) An infinite regress of causation is somehow impossible

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THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF

Think I saw Employed Woman yesterday in Venice. She was accompanied by a handsome young black chaperone. Im happy for her

it's a crying shame how many years easter egg companies got away with selling boring chocolate eggs rather than eggs with some sort of nugget or crumb spread throughout the shell

you'd buy a cadbury's crunchie egg and it was just 2 crunchies and a milk chocolate egg. Stone age technology.

Just build more homes

>>220532709
No shit nigga

>>220532722
>Maybe Jesus wasn't really dead before the supposed "resurrection".
do you know how crucifixions work mate

I blame the housing crisis on fertility rates and boomers

>>220532747
cute!

>>220532738
No passion for anything in this country other than wog worship. Now look at the Japs and see all the novel shite they come out with

>>220532692
I like my life as it is. Fuck your gdp

>>220532549
>>220532605
It's mad that the biggest problem in the UK is clearly boomers, yet Rorke, being thick, will instead blame brown people

why did rofl die when its better than lmao, granted pmsl was cringe

>>220532733
THE LLOYD CENTER EXIT
THE CITY CENTER EXIT
EVERY MOTHERFUCKING EXIT

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open the fucking strait

>>220532780
I think the roflcopter cringe stuff hurt its case.

>>220532777
literally the only party talking about this is restore

Nap time team this is what life is like with narcolepsy

need to normalise my film rating scale cause i just give everything 7/10 if its good

running out of things to compliment the toilfu on
shant be complimenting her clothes because her fashion sense needs improvement

>>220532747
Cute uniparty gf

>>220532814
You're just a lazy dosser cunt

>>220532754
>Crucifixion is a method of capital punishment
>left to hang until eventual death, which could take minutes to days
So maybe they took him down a bit too early.

>>220532814
maybe it's the cocktail of drugs you're presumably on

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remember when this would be your signature on the phpbb forums annat
jews took it all from us

>>220532777
>Brown person hates the parents and grandparents of the people he hates. Mad that

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>>220532814
It's Munchausen's

>>220532780
the combination of letters is scarier to normies and less intuitive
lmao starts with "laughing", rofl ends with it
normies like to think about themselves and their asses, not rolling or the floor
rofl is also missing the letter t for the, whereas lmao is a complete phrase by itself

>>220532833
thanks mate you too

swift tapping before dada visit

>>220532863
Arsenal and Liverpool battered over the weekend there Ziedz

>>220532847
no i dont remember, had sex you see

rorke taking his roflcopter to the garage because it goes soi soi soi soi

>>220532777
The problem is rent seeking in general

Reckon all the stuff about Jesus is made up because it happened so long ago that it's hard take the word of the few sources we have from the time seriously
That being said Christianity is clearly the best religion

Did the incel spend the entire weekend having melties over non-whites and women and trannies on /Brit/, yeah?

not clicking that

>>220532884
4 cocks? take the piss

right then

>>220532820
No I'm not saying that. Maybe one thing that can be done is means-testing the state pension. If you have a boomer who is very well off and has big private pensions, then why the fuck should they also get a state pension funded by working young adults? The state should take care of those who need help. It shouldn't give money to those who don't need help.

>>220532722
>maybe he wasn’t really dead
What a poor point. Even for an atheist that is tragic it’s so bad I can’t tell if you’re just baiting me. Romans knew how to execute people the reason they did crucifixion was because it worked. The brutality of what Jesus went through is described in detail even secular historians agree Jesus died then.
But let’s say he didn’t die, he would’ve been on the brink of death but he still is able to move the stone and travel?

>>220532884
The famous spring break

>>220532884
those tiny luh cut SWCs omds

I've arranged to see the regular escort again this weekend lads
She send me a red heart emoji after my last message which was nice

another bent aussie webm

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this is how your country is depicted overseas

gran was telling me her pal's grandson "does pokemon" and earns lots of money from it and after a bit of inferring it became clear she was talking about him scalping pokemon card sets and re-selling them for a couple hundred quid down the line. Says he takes his gran with him and she buys a set as well (presumably one per customer).

gran telling me to get into it to make some money (cause I'm such a loser)

>>220532872
great results for neoliberalism

>>220532910
Maybe he found food in his cave. Or maybe the authors of the Bible just made up this supposed "resurrection". Both of those possibilities are far more plausible than the supposed divinity of Jesus.

I'm so doopin skinny fat it's disgusting

>>220532884
ahh the proverbial bwc’s yeh?

the hot sauce has given me hiccups

>>220532884
bro has gay face

fake zeidy

>>220532936
Mad how we could fix this by taxing the rich, but Rorke will insist that the rich are the most oppressed people in the country actually, and instead we should direct our hate towards NHS workers who happen to have dark skin

>>220532964
seems an obvious thing to say but if you want to look like a person who is active then you'll have to be a person who is active

you look sedentary because you are

Everyone under 40 should be taxed at 150%
The triple lock should also be upgraded to a quadruple lock

>>220532949
Why did it rise so much under Gordon Brown?

>>220532835
you left out the part where you're hung by nails driven through the bones of your appendages and flogged and beaten and stabbed as you slowly asphyxiate from being unable to contract your muscles to breath

>>220532561
Kids, thickos pump them out without thinking about whether they can afford them.

>>220532951
Oh right youre trolling fair enough

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>>220532949
The paternal guidance offered by comrades Hawke, Keating and the Australian Labor Party is a shining example to the world.

Too bad you lot missed the boat on mandatory superannuation and you can never ever ever ever ever make up for it.

>>220533009
bribery for boomers

>>220532996
Rich people get taxed 45% thoughbeit

>>220532928
Glad to see you are less obsessed with her now lad and your behaviour towards her has become more normal

>>220532996
Mad how leftypol thinks you can just tax the rich with no ramifications

>>220532985
its subtle, but yeah, definitely getting gay vibes from him

>>220533014
honestly the economy and society would be much better if morons didn't have kids
idiots would have more money to spend, boosting the domestic economy, but they wouldn't reproduce

>>220532937
Even Rorke’s nan is embarrassed and ashamed of him when her mates talk about their grandsons lmfao

he has lots of money so we take lots of his money and give it to people with not lots of money

it's dead simple rorke even a toddler could understand this

Rorke be like just tax me instead

getting incel vibes from you lot :/

>>220532951
Stop embarrassing yourself

>>220532996
leftypol projecting his ressentiment based politics on to others again

>>220532898
most people including me seek out movies they think theyll enjoy so itll be more skewed to higher ratings. if everyone just watched everyhting that came their way thered be more 5s but yeah

>>220532847
Remember the flash game of it?

>>220533029
In italy the average tax rate is 51%,richfags get taxed something like 65%, billionaires avoid taxes

I doubt this country and Western Europe as a whole will turn things around tbqh
Strap yourselves in for a bumpy ride

Feel nothing but despair and gloom.

flappy bird pussy

>>220533056
she probably is to be fair. I'm getting mogged off this cunt making a fat packet reselling scalped pokemon cards to kids and soys.

>>220533058
*goes somewhere else *

>>220533086
But the media told me it's only the UK that's doing badly, the rest of Europe is doing well.

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>>220532996
alri gazza

ate a whole easter egg at 3am

>>220533030
Thank you, yeah I decided to go a bit longer without seeing her. I was seeing her every 2 weeks and not seeing other escorts which maybe made me a bit fixated on her.

Also I got bit annoyed because the last time we met I sent her a message afterwards complimenting her music taste and saying "see you in April", and she just left me on read.

Last time I saw her was Friday 20th March so by this weekend it would've been over 3 weeks. I saw a new escort last week and she was ok (came in her mouth) but I'm not sure I was her type.

>>220533081
Genuinely think tax above 50% is wrong and bad. And as you point out it just squeezes the middle classes who will then use tax avoidance. Where as billionaires and massive companies will pay very little tax

>>220532427
>tfw no British gf who bullies me for having wasted 10+ years at work, instead of just being wealthy

>>220533131
They're prostitutes not girlfriends you sad cunt

>>220533086
if anything the UK is more cooked than the rest of europe because english is the lingua franca of the world so everyone will come here

>>220533125
was going off mate you had to eat it it was a kindness really

>>220533140
I've never had a girlfriend.
I could treat them like cunts but I'd feel bad.

>>220533131
Well done, EW. That’s definitely more appropriate behaviour and I’m sure she appreciates that a lot.

>>220533160
>VACation
FOY

>>220533150
yeah true

>>220533156
I'm not that tranny

>>220533137
I became a supporter of the minimal state, your taxes should only go to investments that benefit everyone

Just blacked catberg

such a strugglegetting my iphone to turn back on after it dies ffs apple

>>220533175
You're another tranny? How many of you are troons

>>220533086
Far too many instances of kicking the can down the road catching up with everyone

>>220533153
do you realise how weird you are?

can we go a single thread without cuck or nonce posts please?

>>220533178
I dont mind taxes benefiting society or helping people even dossers. But completely changing the demographics of s nation and asking why i should care? Well then why should I have any loyalty at all

>>220532950
>You pay mandatory National Insurance if you’re 16 or over and are either:
>an employee earning more than £242 per week from one job
>self-employed and making a profit of more than £12,570 a year
It's not optional. You have to pay it. And we should use that money to help the most disadvantaged in society. We certainly shouldn't be giving that money back to ultra wealthy people who don't need it. They are the people destroying our country.
>>220533029
Oh no, not the poor rich people.
>>220533038
>>220533060
Create an exit tax, charged when rich people try to leave the country, or move their money/assets out the country. If a rich person tries to get on a flight and the computer shows they haven't paid the exit tax then they get arrested. Simple.
>>220533067
I'm not projecting when it's absolutely true that Rorke and his ilk want us to hate brown people just because they're brown.
>>220533085
I accept your concession.

>>220533213
starting to think that maybe ahmed is right

>>220533195
Yeah it is a worry, thing is we still have the skills to turn things around but the point of no return is nearing

>>220533196
how am I weird?

>>220533213
why does she have a faint smell of cocoa butter and cannabis to her, the camera man thought

my children need wine

>>220533213
Probably because its his wife I guess

What do prostitutes even do in their free time?

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>You see rorke this is why your parents and grandparents are evil and should die
>accept more browns its a good thing

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Thoughts on wop women

do the roar

>>220533262
oh all sorts

>>220533273
she spotted a small boat there

>>220533273
They dont like me and i don't like them

never should've come here

>>220533219
you have no theory of mind whatsoever

oh im a gummy bear

>>220533284
What is Victor Glover getting up to rn Crodie? xx

>>220533291
>They dont like me
They love british men

>>220533278
Such as

what's the deal with this belgian flag cuck poster then? is it cloggy?

computer froze there for the third time this week. she's dying bless her x

>>220533233
you dont think any of the things you've divulged here, completely unsolicited btw, are weird?
fucking hell why do you incels always have zero self-awareness.

umbunny more like bumbunny

>>220533219
>rich people start funding and voting for parties that dont try and tax them 50%+

>>220533327
drive on the way out

hi my name's michael
oh, michael what?
michael nigger.

>>220533326
No it's ziedbelg

>>220533347
SCREAMING

>>220533333
digits

>>220533333
checked

>>220533330
more like cumbunny

wheres toby

have to see people soon

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start doing this

>>220533265
Obviously not all old people are evil. We should tax the rich a bit more though. And probably most of the rich people happen to be old.
>>220533305
I don't think that's correct.
>>220533333
Cap donations to parties. Perhaps each person can only donate a maximum of £5k to parties and candidates etc. Companies shouldn't be allowed to donate at all.

the marginal tax rate above £100,000 is over 60%. the most productive people in society are penalised for being more productive

mad how quick leftypols jump to arrest or kill everyone that doesn't comply the second you question their policies

Ziedy has been around for like 3 years at this point. We all know him and love him, whether we admit it or not x

>>220533380
err

>>220533380
Reckon im not going to watch this

grow up

rorke getting into something because he likes the idea of being a bloke that's into that thing but his actual level of interest is passing at best

>>220533347
ps

>>220533386
>that guy on the suit winking at them

what a hero lmao

>>220533386
will do

no one:
not a soul:
belgium: nigger penis
the black community:
the avengers:
dumbledore's army:
the jedi council:
the fellowship of the ring:
rorke: Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

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>>220533386

>>220533380
Don’t even want to watch this fucking nuke China off the planet I’ll do it myself give me the button

>>220533318
hes bein being black and excellent x

>>220533380
>>220533402
My jewdar is going off

>>220533390
>the most productive people in society
You mean the most privileged people in society. If some rich cunt has inherited a lot of wealth and just sticks it in stocks, are they a very productive person? No. Meanwhile you might have a hard-working gardener who is much more productive, while of course they earn much less money and have a much lower net worth.

no one:
role: tally man tally me banana

>>220533388
45% on income seems like a fair rate to me. +capital gains tax. Death duties, vat from purchases and higher council tax. I think its squeezes the middle class too much already.

stop niggering around you stupid niggers !!

>>220533437
oh my DAYS leftypol

>>220533386
Zesty terronis

skyping the american gf got any good memes to share?

>>220533461

>>220533437
Actual idiot

>>220533464
You are not beating the allegations, mohammedan

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>>220533461

>>220533464
she's sexy

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>>220533461

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>>220533461

>>220533437
That money is being invested into companies and creating more wealth. What's a gardener creating? If anything it's taking away by cutting the grass

You're also confusing wealth creation with wages and the value of someone's labour. Anyone can be a gardener, that's why they're not paid as much as a serious profession like software engineering

>>220533473
Shagged her from Grindr before she got the op

>>220533473
start doing this

>>220533420
this would KILL on evening /brit/

no longer get covid booster letters. Not had one in a couple years now. Actually quite enjoyed going to the community centre to get my boosters, it was a little excursion for me

>>220533473
A german young girl flashed me her oussy like this while at the beach. I was reading a book on my beach lounger and my face was like 1m from her pussy. Weird shit her parents were there too

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>serious profession like software engineering

>>220533499
you can post that here

>>220533504
you shagged her, right?

leftypol doesnt believe in culture and organic society whatsoever

>>220533499
wild to think THAT is a lezzer

>>220533504
um

>>220533514
I was bewildered and pretended nothing happened

>>220533523
big ol' bum

must still be on his lunch break

Sucking too hard on your lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down
Sucking too hard on your lollipop
Oh, love's gonna get you down

Say love, say love
Oh, love's gonna get you down
Say love, say love
Oh, love's gonna get you down

>>220533518
not true

>>220533504
once time I was on holiday and had been allowed to bring my mate from school and we were on the beach and he notified me that an adult woman was walking by with her boobs out but I declined to look because I felt uncomfortable doing so, which he thought was weird (right enough it was weird)

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>>220533524
the universe literally arranged that scenario for you and you still inceled out

>>220533524
Played it cool and came away with nothing

was almost finished with a master challenge on doom eternal (which requires you to complete the whole thing in one go without saves) and wouldn't you know it the fucking game crashed right when i was near the end
i'm uninstalling this bollocks

it looms

>>220533565
Not a fan. Are you might move to china lad

don't click any webms

I've been on a nude beach with my knob out before. Was scared I'd get a boner seeing fit naked women all around me but it just felt natural and non sexual. Ended up just sitting chain smoking and drinking mojitos then a gay middle aged English man tried to chat me up

goreposting in the big '26
holy unc

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>>220533581
Love old books me, such beautiful prose

>>220533565
What could possibly be the reason for this

>>220533553
>>220533554
When I said toung I meant she was like 12

>>220533608
Theyve always been here rorke x

>>220533448
>>220533472
You're talking about supposedly "productive" people who aren't productive, but of course you're too stupid to understand this.
>>220533490
>That money is being invested into companies and creating more wealth
The rich cunt investing their money is not a productive person. They're probably sitting in their garden sipping wine, doing bugger all except looking at their stock portfolio on their phone. The gardener is being very productive, doing hard work to make lots of gardens look a lot better.
>Anyone can be a gardener
Not true of course, you need to be physically fit, and good gardeners have a lot of knowledge about different plants and how to take care of them.

no one:
rorke: pass the dutcie pon di left hand side
morgan freeman, reminiscing: yes, rorke was one crazy ass white boy

>>220533590
only this one >>220533523

>>220533629
screer

>>220533623
the based rw party that will save britain

>>220533621
And Im not a nonce

>>220533504
"young"?

>>220533629
scromjeng

>>220533621
Ohh well she was probably just a mong then. You did the right thing

honstly shut brit down atp

>>220533623
i genuinely have no, as the kids say, 'theory of mind' for anti-racist people who join parties like reform
why not just join labour or the greens?

Think I'll listen to a chilled Mr Scruff DJ mix to sort out my Easter Monday comedown, cup of tea, maybe a little cry and I'll be right as rain

>>220533626
Who do you think employs gardners btw?

>>220533665
Because they have feminine brains where they want to shoehorn themselves in wherever men predominantly are

>>220533687
Oi oi DJ Shoehorn in the mix in the mix in the mix

>>220533623
Why do parties in this country only want to appeal to boomers
Genuinely I don't understand it
They're all fucked when they start dying off within the next ten years

rorke thank you for the fifteen months
hey leftypol, good luck with the mass importation of immigrants
thanks rorke

rorke browsing jav and wondering where the blacked javs are

If normal people have sex and I don't have sex then does that mean I'm not normal?

>>220533665
Reform isn't even a racist or particularly right wing so i dont see why it shouldnt attract people like them.

>>220533697
No. Ponies are allowed now.

flag on

>>220533699
"I dont vote its pointless"

>>220533681
ah yes we've got to give the "job creators" everything they ask for and hope some day something will trickle down, because thats worked out perfectly thus far

>>220533699
massive demographic and no one cares about the next 10 years. it's all about the current election cycle

rorke if he a minion
bello

>>220533707
I more mean how does someone become simultaneously conservative minded yet egalitarian on race? I don't get the cognitive dissonance.

>>220533665
people whose think the issue with immigration is just illegals

rorke convinced voting has never worked before but THIS time it'll be different if you just vote for a slightly different shade of blue

>>220533738
was just saying this down the pube

>>220533703
all the blacked javs have that 1 malteser looking nigga

buying the latest one piece volume

>>220533732
black nigger roaring

>>220533732
bellowing

>>220533752
S

>>220533681
Many are self-employed right? Anyway gardeners are just one example. There are many working class people in the UK who are very productive with their time, and they don't have anywhere near the incomes of some rich bastards who aren't productive at all, yet they are able to make big bucks because of their privileged backgrounds (inherited wealth, privileged education, etc).

going out and seeing lots of biomass
feel like shit now

>>220533732
running around my bedroom screaming at the top of my lungs

Well

>>220533772
i feel like shit but because of all the chocolate

>>220533728
Simply asked you a question not sure why youre taking it to an extreme and creating arguments i havent said. I just find it interesting you use gardners as an example when in my experience theyre used by old people who you hate and rich people who you also hate

Moves Like Jagger really is a fucking shit song, tried to listen to it again to see if it was the fact it was overplayed that made me hate it all those years back.
But no, its wank of the highest order.

>>220533774
that's a fat fanny

>>220533772
get them burnt for energy

>>220533774
fucking SEXO

>>220533792
Looking at them, some of them look burnt all ready!

>>220533789
it's goylisten

>>220533736
Why not? Centre right is basically that. Dont care about race or gender as long as you're a productive economic unit

rorke will literally listen to a 15 year old pop song to see 'if it was really good' instead of getting a job or pussy

>>220533792
scream
>>220533802
mew

>>220533802
s

>>220533811
Yeah, just can't ever imagine myself being that. Can only understand having those views if you're rich and cynical, for somebody to actually sincerely hold those views I just assume they're barely sapient.

>>220533812
continuing to sprint around my room howling racist words

>>220533783
Same. Literally woke up with a chocolate hangover and had to flush the bog three times

>>220533765
Yes some poor people are very productive and some rich people arent. Wait till you find out that some rich people are very productive and some poor people aren't

>>220533802
r

>>220533812
rude

>>220533841
Rory stewart and the modern Conservative party is basically that. And reform too I'd argue

>>220533872
lol

the new?

>>220533923

the pew?

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>I don't get the cognitive dissonance.
there's no real contradiction between the policies of reform and not being racist.