suns out guns out-editionprev >>220538395
>everyone else is in the gay sex edition /cum/I knew it
>>220546689Let's celebrate straight sex
>>220546178>superior edition made by an actual /cum/bros has barely any anonsThat's what happens when brown trannies take residence in a general
IYKYK
Dick hurts
Canadians be like"YO, Its the Iconic town Bench under an underpass!"
What's agp
>>220548996When you trigger someone to become trans o algo
>>220548850Stop tugging on it every night
Be honest, how many people here thought that the whole cartridge is fired from a gun rather than just the bullet
Dick army
>>220549016me
>>220546178>wasted 1 hour doing job profile and application for a school>>"we do not consider applications without letters of intent, 3 letters of recommendation, and your resume>only have a resumeI fucking hate schools why the fuck do they complicate EVERYTHING
>>220549016not sure if the man i saw 0acking a magnum in local steakhouse had gun big nuff for cartridgesisnt cartridges for likerifles n shiddbut yesi had no idea
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-04-05/possible-human-skull-found-during-easter-egg-hunt-police-say
but diss does make sense of why you see in movies people fire heavy guns and like shidd is flying out the gunmust be the cartridges innitmakes sense
>>220549043>DeForest ParkThat's 8 miles away from me
>>220549043That's just the cartel version of an easter egg hunt
>>220549016I did before I got really interested in guns and started binge watching forgotten weapons in 2022
>>220549039MEECHELLE MY GAL I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER SO HEY FUCK YOU SID
>>220549062imagine unironically living in torrance
>>220549105https://youtu.be/WoBLi5eE-wY?si=kGcNELQYOdxbai02
What would you do if your dad came out as trans and asked you to call him mom
>>220548987Jason would get it
>>220549126I'd support him, but I'd secretly make fun of him on 4chan
>>220549144you just misgendered your mom
>>220549126mock him mercilessly
>>220549144This nigga calls his dad mom
>>220548987This reminds me when Canadian posted about Michael's like it was unique to Canada like I'm sure Walmart is unique too
>>220549141Well Jason isn't here now is he
Well, today work was horrible because of an Event which happened. I don't have any social outlets so I'm going to describe the event here. It will probably be pretty long, and, maybe not all that interesting, so I understand if you don't read it but appreciate if you do. Anyway what had happened was this: I was sitting in my car vaping (sour cherry flavor in case you were curious) when all of the sudden I noticed a big ruckus happening in the loading lot. There were a bunch of guys standing around by one of the bays yelling and murmuring, so I went over to join the ruckus because I didn't have anything better to do. Well it turned out what happened is somehow one of the drivers had backed the truck over a dog, which, I don't know if the dog was stupid or deaf or something but the end reasult was the same. The dog's legs were all mangled and it was writhing around making this noise like, in between a scream and kind of a moan. Everyone was standing around arguing about what to do, one guy suggested running the dog over again to put the dog out of its misery but he got shouted down. Finally someone had the idea to call animal control. Meanwhile the crowd was growing around the commotion, some women were crying and one of them was threatening to sue the driver for animal cruelty, but, I think she was just hysterical. Finally the animal control guy showed up and asked some questions then he shot the dog, which, I didn't know animal control had guns but I guess it makes sense. He put the dog in his truck and filled out some paperwork which he looked annoyed by and then he left. Most of the women and some of the managers got to leave early for self care but, I had to stay an hour late because the whole ruckus messed up my workflow pretty bad. Anyway that's the story thanks for reading if you did. Hope your day was better than mine, or the poor dog's.
>>220549163What if he kills xirself
>>220549180shut the fuck up mexican
>>220549173He's here in spirit
>>220549180Wall of text dnr
>>220549091>>220549016The fuck did you think was happening when you'd see a gun eject the fucking casing???
>I was sitting in my car vaping
I have an Uncle Michael
Today's reading sesh vocabulary haul:>Habiliment refers to clothing, attire, or garments, often describing a specific, multi-piece outfit or specialized dress. >Adumbrate means to sketch, outline, or foreshadow something faintly, providing only the main points rather than details. It can also mean to partially obscure or overshadow. Often used in academic or formal contexts.
>>220549180Why would they shoot the dog?
>>220549200I didn't think about it
Someone died at my job today. Got sent home early with pay.WINNING
>>220549180You work as security or what is your job?
>>220549222Its back area was smashed up real bad. I don't think it could walk or do anything really. I don't know I'm not a vet, and, I'm allergic to dogs anyway. But I still felt rally bad about its situation. It was definitely in a lot of pain, I remember it was drooling a lot.
>>220549222Because it's going to die anyway to put it out of its misery
Farted blood again after having sex with a cucumber
>>220549180Did the animal control guy use one of these?
>>220549207Are you ESL?
>>220549126I'd take him to a neurologist
>>220549260You forgot your tranime avatar image
>>220549265No. I'm just extremely literate and as such recognize the importance of learning new words.
>>220549207Nice words friend. Thoughts on the word "recondite"? It's my favorite word of all time.
My favorite word is "voluptuous"
how long after quitting p*rn does it take for your dick to work again
What do you think happened to the people who used to post here in 2014? Are they still here or do you think they quit and moved on with their life
>>220549262I don't know a lot about guns sorry, I think it was some kind of rifle. Everyone had to stand way behind him for safety. He also didn't shoot the dog in the head like I was expecting, I thought he would do it kind of execution style or something but he shot the dog kind of behind the front leg which I guess is where a dog's heart is. Luckily by then the dog had quit squirming around so much so it was a pretty easy shot I think.
>>220549318I've been here since 2008
>>220549126brother did that and wanted to be called sister. we don't talk anymore.
>>220549323Why haven't you grown up and left
how old are you all are you all 30 year old millenials right
>>220549338What are you, my inner monologue?
>>22054934135
>>220549314If your dick doesn't work thats a physiological problem fren
>>22054934125 year old zillennial
>>220549314What do you mean by not work?
>>220549346no its not it works for p*rn
>>220549341I have to look up what my age is. I think it's 33
>>220549359ive watched porn all my life and my dick works just fine irl
>>220549353Zillennials were born like 1994-1999 nigga you're a dyed in the wool zoomer POS. –t. 1994 zillennial baby
>>220549359A few week detox should do the trick
used to really like the word crepitation until it started happening to me
Actually no I take it back a zillennial is someone who was born just before 1997 which is when Gen Z starts. So like 1994-1996.
Missed the gay sex thread because I was having sex with the bf...
>>220549376Hell no
Be my NY when New York hates me
>>220549398I live in new york
>>220549438Wow your life is like a movie
>>220549438NYC?
>>220549438buffalo?
New York City sounds like it should be a reboot of an animated cartoon called York City
I know I'm a millennial because my bed sheets are gray
>>220549447>>220549462middle of no where town in central NY
Fell asleep to a documentary about the mexican revolution again award
>>220549478My bedsheets are also grey. They are special odor resistant ones
I can't stop cheating on my gf what is wrong with me bros
>>220549493what documentary
>>220549486CGI
>>220549486die entwurzelung
>>220549478Do you ever think you only use sheets because that's what society expects from you? I hate sheets, they get all tangled and you have to wash them constantly.
Space age themed cultural shift incoming
>>220549513Hell yeah
>>220549487sounds comfy
>>220549497Based>>220549505That is grim you just sleep on the mattress?
>>220549513No it's not
Flat Earthers on suicide watch.
>>220549513Space isn't real.
>>220549531it's all theatre, brother
>>220549487My mom is from Katona
90s tv show with a native american character that prays to his spirit ancestors
>>220549531Flat earthers are just kidding, right?
>I wanna go to the moo-oonhttps://youtu.be/fMjasXiIhiQ?si=J6iVMxCp5Yl2nRZM
>>220549543north of 60 was the comfiest of shows
evens whoreodds quiet night in
>>220549527No, I use sheets because I worry if someone sees I don't have them they'll ask why and I don't want to deal with that kind of pressure. If it weren't for that I'd just sleep on a blanket. We really do live in a hell of our own making don't we? Sometimes I think death would be preferable to all this.
>>220549513kind of the opposite actually, we are visiting the moon again and no one seems to care aside from autistic euros, america has become too thoroughly anti intellectual to ever kick off another 60s style fascination with space and astronauts again
>>220549504cant find itis it in german?>>220549502idkthe transceiver is dogshit i dont get why they dont use the laser as the main comms. theyre getting like 1 Mbps right now
Artemis me with that shit
>>220549180>one of the drivers had backed the truck over a dogWhat was it barkin?
>>220549562>>220549562>>cant find it>is it in german?nvm wrong post
>>220549543
>>220549539never heard of it
>>220549559>If it weren't for that I'd just sleep on a blanketI do this and it leaves a coffin shape when you get up
But the truth was notwithstanding in the face of these insanities; whether by calculation or accident, I was the victim of the unknown.
i know its really pronounced ski-tzo but in my head i always mentally pronounce it like shy-zoh. i fuckin hate greeks
>>220549572LOL that was exactly the character i was thinking of
>>220549557https://youtu.be/VQh8oh0rj3s?si=FUhNHVg5laQU7uXJ
>>220549562everything is functioning. that is precisely what is uncanny, that everything functions, that the functioning propels everything more and more toward further functioning, and that technicity increasingly dislodges man and uproots him from the earth. i don’t know if you were shocked, but i was shocked when a short time ago i saw the pictures of the earth taken from the moon. all our relationships have become merely technical ones. it is no longer upon an earth that man lives today.
>>220547517nudes have been acquired, nut has been secured
>>220549578I’m a schizo
like we already got c and k why do we need to use two letters to make the same sound
Can't find a jawb, women don't let loose either.
>>220549601I hope he tracks you down and strangles you to death with your own bedsheets
phwoarpropa love grapplin' dem breasticlesneed em squishy and pungent
>>220549597they had pics from the moon 50 years agomanned spacecraft with a 260MBps laser link to earth near the moon is new. hopyfully this means when they do build their base on the lunar pole it will have a multi-gigabit link internet.
>>220549630You want them to smell strongly?
>>220549314>>220549359I did this over the past month and it's fine as long as you have the capacity to imagine sex. Your big brain should get you going even though your libido won't be as high as it was.Frankly my brain now just glazes over when it sees porn, I don't use it to jack off anymore even though I see it because I severed that connection.
>>220549578it's skiz-o
pungent from optimal lactatization
The heaviest thing I've ever heard has to have been when I saw Sleigh Bells play "Crown On the Ground" live in Vancouver last year.
more like vanpoover.
>>220549663Wrong, it's Hongcouver.Currey is where all the Indians live
>>220549663done him
Gee Anon, how come your mom lets you have TWO blumpkins?
>>220549697My mom has a hairy pussy
>>220549716Post it
When I graduated high school my english teacher said to me "byeeee, I hope life treats you goood!"And I thought to myself naw bitch you tripping.My god she wasn't. What is this shit.
>>220549722I don’t have pics
>>220549677>Currey is where all the Indians liveMakes sense
>>220549757Go get some
>>220549658based noise-pop enjoyer
how to get a gee eff1. be yourself2. bee yourself3.be you'reself4. be literally anyone else5. be yourself
its all true i was the dog
Mom wants to come over and watch a movie.. sigh so gay
Yankee Oscar Uniform Golf Alpha Yankee November India Golf Golf Alpha
>>220549826your mom sounds cool, I wish my parents would come over to my place just to hang out with me every now and then
>>220549826awww what movie?
>>220549875Stephen King's Sleepwalkers. Never heard of it till she mentioned it.
>>220549826Someday you'll wish you got to watch another movie with your mom
>>220549897>Stephen King adaptationpretty sure Misery and The Shining are the only good ones
>>220549897is your mum gen x?
>>220549910pet cemetery was fun
Wasted my daily resources on useless shit that doesn't advance any of my goals at all again award
>>220549952Same and I'll do it again
Bought Crossaints and Cheese curds, bout to have myself a yummy time
I understand why young hot eastern european women do porn, but no amount of money could be worth letting 7 dudes piss on you while 1 fucks you up the ass
Coomed twice today
>>220549997I know women who do it for free.
>>220549997some people have really terrible childhoods >>220550004
>>220550004*thrice
>>220549843I visit my parents once a year for a couple of weeks and that's the only time I speak to my mom.
>>220549826I love watching movies with her because my Dad really hates dramas or anything too serious or weird for some retarded reason. Last thing we watched was the Cape Fear remake, which we both decided was very good despite being inferior to the original.
>>220549997Ever think how weird it is people will do this, then shower and go have lunch at DQ like it's a usual day?
>>220546178Boomers be living too long i ain even gon lie
>>220550066Stop stalking me.
>>220550066or like how you jack off at home and then go to work where you shake peoples' hands
i'd love to take you to lunch at dq's
>Smoke weed at the end of the day: cringe at what you said during the day>Get drunk at the end of the day: fuck them they can suck my dick i am the best
>>220550121ain't this the truth
Kinda like when a girl has a deeper voice. Not so deep it's manly, but deeper than normal
what is orange man doing
>>220550113I wish they still had midnight truffle, seriously the best fast food dessert ever
My ideal gf:
>>220550186ass too big, face too asian for me
>>220550165I concur. I don't get why it's a turn-off for some guys because it makes for great sexy talk.
>>Smoke weed at the end of the day
I've got a sneaking suspicion, just a little hunch, that some of you have homosexual inclinations. Care to explain yourselves?
>>220550200That's ideal though.
>ass too big
>>220550200Also, those are your only two problems with the chick?
>>220550220so weird to see this image without Jason's face photoshopped in
Brown BeanersBlack Niggers
>>220550214I prefer big boobs, small butt, white face
I just graduated from college
im getting frustated at the video game so i might masturbate
>>220550253time to get a job, chop chop
>>220550253it's over
>>220550253congratz!!
Man do I ever fucking hate seagulls
>>220550228You're so right. How'd she get that fat eating those string beans?
>>220550253What'd you major in big goy
>>220550262chimp behaviour
may hafta drop anudda pooberg inna bout 23
>>220550280cope
>>220550280Okay but do you ever love me?
>>220550313Loathsome trashbird
>>220550286I'm gonna lift and get big and buff so I make a good meal for my future Asian cannibal gf.
>>220550206I've never been sexually attracted to men ever in my life. Sometimes I've been tricked by trapped post, but I really don't think that counts as attracted to a man if I thought it was a girl at the time
>>220550337You need body fat if you want that. It's kinda like if you're starving to death and eat nothing but rabbit meat, you'll still starve to death
>>220550337>so I make a good mealYou do that by being chubby, relaxed, and having a balanced diet that's slightly overfed.Unless she wants foie grois.
>>220550362I need to go for a built-fat physique.
Nothin like a 4 hour mid-day nap
how many previous sexual partners would be a dealbreaker for you in a potential gf?
Persians at the mall replaced my OLED screen with a shitty one. I'd try and get my money back if I thought there was a chance in hell i'd actually get it
>>220550371>I need to go for a built-fat physiquePrecisely>>220550374>would be a dealbreakerProbably anything above 7ish depending on the type of girl being talked about. I think that's a reasonable limit.
I refuse to believe any of you fucktards so much as finished kindergarten
Tonight's kino will be a double feature
only fing i liked with ryan o neal is barry lyndonand ive seen the driver
>>220550406I never went to kindergarten in the first place
my sharkies already losing
>>220550406I think you'd be frightened by the fact that 4chan is probably more educated than the vast majority of places online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-j1uxBmis0brosthe president is talking to the astronautsits too cringe
>>220550457are they allowed to fart?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ml3nyww80
heaters dead and its only 36 degrees. if i dont last the night i want everyone to know lifesmart brand space heaters SUCK
>>220550500Get in a sleeping bag
jesus christ
apparently heaters are all fake and they all pull 1500 watts from the wall whether theyre big or small so theres no need to buy a big heater when a small heater is just as good as a heater
>>220550490I'm surprised with how popular shitty k-pop girl bands have been there hasn't been a modern western girl pop group
>>220550519i dont even have a blanket im in a pile of clothes rn trying to conserve body heat
feeling lonely and hopelessanyone wanna cheer me up?
>>220550548nah
>>220550533Bananarama isnt a kpop band, you dimwit
>>220550548whats wrong babe
>>220550548
>>220550422Celebrini needs to let me tongue punch his fart box
>>220550568
>>220550433Used to be. Now it's full of loser wagies that aren't good at anything. Especially this board.
>>220550548one day we will colonize the stars
Space Orks might attack us
>>220550576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7QaN0NpGws
>>220550533>there hasn't been a modern western girl pop groupSabrina and Olivia fill that niche, which is really all you need to know for how over it is in the U.S.They also tried to revive boy bands for both Latinx (CNCO) and Whites (Why Don't We, one of the guys in this band was from my home state), but for whatever reason both of them crapped out after getting some initial success.
>>220550599>OliviaLIVVY MENTIONED
>>220550574>full of loser wagiesAnon, there's no shortage of wagies that are overeducated...
do you think if the universe is big enough that interstellar civilizations or even galactic federations of multiple species exist somewhere out there?
school makes people stupid
A couple of years ago I watch a video of a dude debunking retarded flat earth theories. It was a pretty good video so I check out the rest of his channel and it's basically all that. Honesty, I think that's more sad and pathetic than being a flat earther. It's like he wants so desperately to appear as super smart and like a scientist he spends all his time dunking on retards
I have this femboy a buttgasm. Apparently my dick is perfectly curved his massage his prostate and he was making insane noises and shaking
>>220550624tmi, no one here wants to hear this shit. keep it to yourself please
>>220550615I guarantee there's some distant ten billion+ year old lenticular galaxy that's entirely dominated by some form of empire given how stable those galaxies are.
>>220550634you GUARENTEE that? you would bet your life on being correct?
>>220550624>I have this femboy>is perfectly curved his massage his prostate I highly doubt an Indian could get, let alone pleasure a femboy that wasn't a Hijra
more like Dumb Dumb
>>220550615I hope so, I want 40k to be real
>>220550618No. Bad education policy does that.
He mogs you so hard
>>220550640>you would bet your life on being correct?No shit I meant elliptical galaxy.In there I would guess there is something like that, maybe even putting my life on it yeah.
>>220550647i'm not indian. my family has been in the US since the early 1700s. keep talking shit and i'll give your zoomer butt a buttgasm next
>>220550654If I was in the 40k universe I'd join the Tau
>>220550659tom holland lookin ass
>>220550670you'd die before you got the chance
>>220550670Lame
>>220550666>my family has been in the US since the early 1700sOh shit are you nigganon? My bad big guy, sometimes I have a spell of retardation myself when it comes to spelling.
Parensteins turned on the heat :/ Hate this bipolar spring
>apply to store>they want to take a 1 hour assesment with no guarantee of getting hiredfuxcking shove it up your asss until in shoots up through the top of your head
>>220550685yeah i'm black. I had sex with a white femboy and he has a buttgasm and started shaking uncontrollably. never had that happen before
>>220550678no I'd be from a super distant agricultural planet the Imperium long forgot about >>220550680Tau are cool as fuck, fuck you
>>220550696>and started shaking uncontrollably.Oh he was ZESTY ZESTY being that submissive
Don't remember /cum/ being this full of fags before
*dies in space marine neophyte trials*
earhammer 40k is cringe incarnate btw
Women would rather stay single to have even the 1% chance to be a bangmaid for chad than to ever give a nice guy who actually cares about her a chance
>>220550709What's happening?!
Hell Ya
>>220550718I associate it very strongly with Milennial manchildren that are insecure about being considered manchildren. Same with old Halo nerds.>>220550696>never had that happen beforeYour power is growing. You must be broken and turned into a sugar plum before you begin to threaten reality itself and ascend to giga nigga status.
The trailer for Fallout the TV show was so good how did they fuck that series up so badly?
>>220550741I see your Chinese girl with a big ass and I'll raise you one
Do any historyfags come here
>>220550741/cum/ has fallen
>>220550765What about big boobs>>220550774We lost....
>>220550768Im a casual history fan
>>220550778I'm casually interested in you sexually
>>220550778Favourite time period? For me its the Victorian era. And the Edwardian era.
Really hungry but my delusion is telling me if i try and eat something i'll choke and nobody is here for a heimlich so guess its water for dinner again
Next government Holiday is labor day :/
never really been into Asian girls. I'm not, not attracted to them, but I also never really think of them
>>220550795How many holidays do you guys have anyway
>>220550789I like the classical period of ancient Greece, Ive also been watching videos about the Frankish Merovingian and Carolingian dynasties.
>>22055080611I'm of the opinion that the U.S should observe Juneteenth and turn MLK Day into Civil Rights and Liberties day given the U.S isn't really defined by the Black/White dynamic anymore.>>220550805I consider them to be on par with White and Black women. I don't have a bias for any of them but I'm equally attracted to all of them for the most part, with it being most likely I'd marry a White woman if I were to settle down.Never cared for Jeetas, Injuns, or Latinx.
Punic Wars were kinoThe Caesars were kinoGladiators were kinoAncient Rome? Kino
>>220550795Yeah
>>220550774that e-thot will either end up with a narco culture dickrider or some emo nerdfag
I have a lifetime win to lose ratio of 5:0 against aquariums. Yet to meet one I can't take down in physical combat. It's always the stand that lets them down. It would be much harder if people didn't cheap out on the stands.
>>220550829We have 10. We should have a bit more.
>>220550853I don't understand. Aquariums?
>>220550789Cold War is way more interesting and relevant than WWII.As for older stuff I love the 19th century, early modern period/renaissance, as well as Rome and Greece of course.I'd love to get into China too.
>>220550859That's right. Is yours properly reinforced to give it a fighting chance?
>>220550864Why would you fight an aquarium? Are you on drugs?
>>220550867Can't take any chances in this day and age.
