There are no atheists in space
>>220548485based
reddit is having a meltdown over that sermon. The end of Atheism
tung tung tung sahur
>>220548485yes there are
>>220548485he asked nasa to put rims on the spaceship
>>220548485Based
>>220548558how many rockets you been in
I much preferred watching Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood to Mr. Nabors’ Rogerhood.
rorke's da
>>2205485721 million
I just graduated uni
>>220548593In order for this joke to land, you have to know who Jim Nabors was, a man on American television in the 1960s and 70s who was secretly gay.
Instead of looking outwards to space and god we should be looking inwards to humanity and mother earth
>>220548634awesome well done
>>220548634good for you lad
>>220548634Congrats. Now to flip burgers for the next 40 years.
struggling to breathex
>>220548741Log off you old shit
>>220548747ill clear room in your trachea *unzip*
https://old.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/1see4gh/disappointing_amount_of_religious_bs_being/howling
>>220548485Reddit literally licked this guys asshole clean because he was le heckin black astronaut but the second they heard him preach they turned against him
>>220548747
>>220548782>How deeply disappointing, and I'm not even an atheist.lol yea alright
>>220548816spoiler that hog
I’m talking about those BASED black guys!
>>220548831Tiger woods
>>220548831OJ Simpson
>b8 thread on /r9k/ only got a couple of replies
>>220548831mural niggas
>>220548889link it
>>220548889think I'd start drinking aftershave if I ever started making bait threads on r9k
>>220548831Barrett
>>220548912feels like little kids posting there. i avoid.
de BOMB BLAST
>>220548899acutally kind of mad that juice world died
>>220548984finna putchyo ass on a t shirt nigga
>>220548984cba about it
Take tha thong outta ya bussy playa
>>220548804Did an opposite here
>>220549022cry badly always about it me too rip x
>>220549065*fucks your arse at 43 mph*
>>220549072scrempt
whittling a poo out of a piece of poplar
>dadberg's parents, both healthy>dadberg has 5 siblings, all healthy>the 6 of them conbined had 22 children, all healthy>of the 6 great-grandchildren, one of them's a nonverbal autismo retard and the other one is allergic to literally everything under the sun >makes me petrified to have kids myselfhow can there be 22 healthy children born in the 90s & 00s and now 1/3 of the new gen are retards? dadberg thinks it's the bloody jab. is it the pollution? I thought we were good because I knew the 22 of us were good.Terrifying stuff.
Haven't listened to rap since middle school because i grew up.
reminder brit is a pro Ella general
cumming my little cock off
what if instead of rap it was called brap and they used fart sounds for 808s
>>220549115maybe infant mortality took out the weak ones and now medicine keeps them alive? I dunno
>>220549138the show any good?
crazy this is what 30 year old men looked like in the 80s
>>220549164yeah it's good
Wonder if the Chinese are a bit miffed the yanks managed to take the 'first non-American beyond low Earth orbit' record from them
>>220549169And this is what they look like in the 2020s whew de lid
>>220549186they should send a jap up next so they can't even claim to be the first asianthen send a taiwanese so they can't even claim the first chineselmao
>>220549213Leftypol's da
kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxYIqsZ0fd4
shakespeare's grave is creepy as fuck
>>220549213>2023>this picture was taken 8 years agobros...
>>220549242He lived in the 16th century wtf I thought that nigga was an 1800s person
>>220549252are you stupid
>>220549252no you didn't, be quiet
>>220549252
>>220549279ktim
william shakespeare sexe aerse
>>220549252you buffoon
always forget the bard was a norwooding king
>>220549322Well yeah he was English
going to do a wank then bed
got to be awake in 5 hours
“Well, Grant, we’ve had the devil’s own day.”“Yes. Lick ‘em tomorrow, though.”~Exchange between Generals William T. Sherman & Ulysses S. Grant on evening of 4/6/1862 (164 years ago tonight) after battle of Shiloh’s first day. The Union won the battle the next day.
>>220549380who were the goodies and who were the baddies?
>>220549380>Lick ‘em tomorrowbit gay that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI9fKfX5V68
>>220549347He was Irish
>>220549393the confederates were the villains, and anyone who says otherwise is a traitorous son of a dixie whore
>>220549434stop with the anti southern racism
>>220549424He was Serbian
>>220549434>the confederates were the villainsin what way?
>>220549450They imported black people and wanted to spread them across the country Now let’s stop this and talk about the English civil warThe parliamentarians were obviously the good guys
>>220549450racism for one
>>220549434reminder the union were just English cucks pushing their cringe gay progressive morality and confederates were Scottish and ulster chads who only lost due to being out numbered
in a way the confederates were goyims since they were fighting so their elite could keep their wealth
>>220549471>king omg that's so cringe chop his head off>wait lads now im the ki-i mean 'LORD PROTECTOR' waste of time but at least he killed lots of Irish man
>>220549442d*xioids aren't human, you can't be racist against them>>220549450they made war against the United States of America and were rightfully crushed. Sherman gave them better than they deserved, this country would be an infinitely place if he were allowed to raze everything south of the Mason-Dixon
>>220549494They were also connected to international finance Charleston was the center of Judaism at that time in the US and had a lot of ties to the London market (Jews)
>>220549508makes you think doesnt it
>>220549471>They imported black peoplethat is bad, true>>220549472nothing wrong with that
>>220549322andy zaltzman
Fartemis Poo
Wonder what the jew on board felt about the black guy talking about Jesus
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin
>>220549533Who is the Jew? Wiseman sounds like a Jewish name but I also see people keep saying the woman is Jewish, but Wikipedia doesn't say anything about it on any of their articles.
I'm a barnsley man I drive around in a van
lost 7lbs last month
>>220549585where'd you last see it?
>>220548485he just said as a side comment that humans have not evolved to see what the crew are currently seeing and it's difficult for them to find words to describe it
>>220549585check down the back of the sofa
>>220549605he practically gives a sermon every time he's on the mic
>>220549596>>220549607grow up
>>220549626*does a dance*
>>220549600yessss>>220549615i think reid came on right after and he said pretty much the same thing except he sounded more excited and emotional
>>220549605christfreaks need a W let them have this
>>220549660He's an astronaut and you're an incel, you're not the one to determine the W or L tally lil bro
It's only atheists seething about Christians continually on this site, literally every board and never vice versa. Makes me think atheists are obsessed.
>>220549660well they're observing a solar eclipse plus impact flashes from meteors hitting the moon plus the other planets in the background. it's pretty incredible
>>220549676>never vice versa.disingenuous little snake
>>220549685that's pretty cool. good for them.
if you're saying things like nobody is an atheist up here then you're seething about atheists
remember when there was that terrorist attack in Russia 2 years ago, and the Russian popo just decided to ruthlessly beat the shit out of them?One of them couldn't enter a plea because he had brain damage. Another literally lost an eye.I very much like this manner of justice.Just go proper medieval like.
>>220549686this is how chrstfreaks operate sadly
redditaussies...assemble!
>>220549692yeh the astronaut in space is absolutely fuming i bet
what are tom scott's politicsdoes he like reform?
>>220549686listen to the seethe. Christians do not think about you other than to pray for you while you wish death on them.
Rorke listening to the Ricky Gervais XFM show on repeat because he has no mates
>>220549709He is intelligent so no he will not be a fan of Deform Shittain
>>220549718knew he was more of a Rupert Lowe enjoyer
>>220549694nice pic on the wiki page for that
>>220549705why would you be thinking about atheists if you're up there
need to stop looking at cocks lads its not right
closed my eyes and saw the numbers 147
i'm sleepy
>>220549715Didn't know he had a podcast.
Remember that Jesus Christ is always available, don't focus on what Christians or Atheists are like, just think about him, imagine the possibility that he did truly resurrect and conquer death and I know that you'll finally see. God bless you all.
reminiscent of uranus
>>220548593>>220548644>He's never heard an old timer describe someone as "happier than Jim Nabors with a wheelbarrow full of assholes"I have but I'm turning 38 in a month.
>>220549740do you think having a thought means you're seething
>>220548485There are no Christcucks who aren't blackoids or brownoids.
>>220549728imagine the smell
>>220549767There are millions of White Christians in the Bible Belt of the US
>>220549752Reminder that if you are Christian, you CANNOT be White.
cannot take anybody who whines about religion on /brit/ seriously
>>220549752I try praying, I do believe he died for our sins and raised from the dead, but no matter how much I pray or search for him I feel spiritually empty.
>>220549782I am both Christian and White, so you're wrong.
>>220549752bro thinks a jewish guy was flying around casting magic spells 2000 years ago
>>220549764all thoughts are seething
>>220549728need her to beat me up
>>220549795How do you feel about the fact your religion commands you to invite infinity third-worlders into your country because "its what JEEBUS would've wanted"?
>>220549793Know that these feelings are the darkness before the dawn anon.
You think if you died and went to heaven you could ask god to just obliterate your soul? I don't want to go to hell but I don't really want heaven either. I want non existence.
>>220549807don't think jesus said anything about immigration policy
oh its ramping up
>>220549807It doesn't. Deuteronomy points out that mass immigration is a punishment for Idol worship.
>>220549796SPLUTTERING
Seems like you all are more interested in the moon mission than Americans
Had to make a new 4chan account after my last one got deactivated
>>220549744you can look at mine
>>220549807that's america's religion capitalism
>>220549812Why do you think you have a soul?
>>220549793try buddhism, meditation, at least there's a practice, and you're supposed to feel something, feel different, more presentin christianity, even if you're mother theresa, you'll die doubting
reminder the bible says a guy got swallowed by a giant fish and lived there for 3 days before getting spat out and they actually believe that happenedjesus wept
>>220549796If he did, do you really think you should be messing with such a fella?
fucking hell you lot are so autistic imagine arguing this at 2:35am thinking you're going to make some insane point that completely btfo's the other person and makes them either lose their faith or join your religionget a gripit was endless polshit earlierfuck off to /his/
the proof that you have a soul is that you can ask that question
>>220549828>Deuteronomy points out that mass immigration is a punishment for Idol worship.Somebody forgot to take their meds today.
I got soulAnd I'm super bad
>>220549853episode 2 jesus chastises applejack for her lesbian behaviour
well the atheists proved the yank right rather quickly didn't they
>>220549841that could easily have happened
>>220549853>Children With Jesusum
>>220549853fucking UM x
>>22054985443 The sojourner who is among you shall mount above you higher and higher; and you shall come down lower and lower. 44 He shall lend to you, and you shall not lend to him; he shall be the head, and you shall be the tail. 45 All these curses shall come upon you and pursue you and overtake you, till you are destroyed, because you did not obey the voice of the Lord your God, to keep his commandments and his statutes which he commanded you.
>>220549848its midday mate
I am the Lizard King. I can do anything.
I was swallowed by a big fish but it was for two days
>>220549841>reminder the bible says a guy got swallowed by a giant fish and lived there for 3 days before getting spat outBible niggas think they living in a anime LMAO
>>220549839Everything seems pointless without it mate. Literally flesh robots merely living by biochemical reactions no true actions of your own just a biochemical reaction to outward stimuli.
>>220549878shouldn't you be toiling?either way it's not looking good for any of you
>>220549860she is not "lesbian"that's fanfic slop
>>220549887fr lol
>>220549841maybe he got swallowed then immediately spat out and the story got twisted over time to make it more epic
it's looking bad for mebecause I am an atheist
>>220549890im unemployed nigga why do you think im making shitty bait posts about christianity >>220549891yes she is
>>220549862Atheists are little immature boys that don't want to grow up. When you've faced death situations or near death, that's when you humble yourself and bow your knee and ask for help. It happened to me and I'm eternally grateful that Jesus Christ answered my plea.
Would you all move to the Falklands if you were offered a reasonable salary?
>>220549832no one i know is all that interested so i sperg out about it here
IRN BRU
Sam Altman is a sub bottom. Wild
yhesus chrinble
>>220549507>they made war against the United States of AmericaThe same way the Americans made war against the British in their "revolution" (insurrection).>but that was different we were fighting for the freedom to genocide the natives not the freedom to keep slaves
Genuine question to Christians not having a go or anything like that but what was this about "A young man, wearing nothing but a linen garment, was following Jesus. When they seized him, he fled naked, leaving his garment behind."Mark 14:51-52
>>220549908I'm glad it makes you happy.Do you think we'll actually build a moon base soon? Or put a man on Mars?
right. well
>>220549921Nigga looks like he got AIDS
>>220549923no
>>220549841nobody took this literally until american protestantism makes ya think
>>220549929no longer required worldly things
un
>>220549923meh does nothing for me but a willy attached to a woman? drives me wild
>>220549959er
I almost died and the deity of my religion appeared to me can you believe that?
>>220549929Jesus Epstein
>>220549959Seek out the Lord almighty.
>>220549967you're presupposing all traditions believe people see their deity when they die. very ethnocentric of you.
>>220549969they're a woman with a willy?
When I pray my mind is instantly filled with filth, thoughts of violence and other disgusting things. Is this the actions of the great enemy?
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
>>220549986no I'm not, what are you on about, the deity of my religion appeared to me
I had my first sexual awakening to dobby the house elf in the second Harry Potter movie
>>220549929what don't you understand
niggas will stare at a screen for 20 years, the screen their only friend and then complain how come i don't have a soul? how come God isn't real to me?
>>220549605there's an amiibo on my desk and it's difficult to find the words to describe it because words are not a very efficient method of communicating visual info
>>220550013The curse of ham
y'all are ignorant as hell
>>220550017Good point actually. I see no other option other than suicide then.
>>220550013why did jesus put a hamster inside of marc almond
>>220550007couldn't stand harry potter as a wee lad, when other brought it up i went into a rage and made it a point to talk non stop shit about people who liked harry potter
>>220550005Sounds made up or at least massively exaggerated.
can we talk about something else?
>>220550033When the going gets rough Just give up
will god be upset at me for liking this? https://i.4cdn.org/d/1775428040800196.jpg
>>220550044let's talk about youtell us about you
>>220550061im upset at you for liking this
>>220550059I mean mate I've not enjoyed life for the past 16 years, gets to a point where you just can't be arsed anymore.
>>220550061yes, send money to israel
>>220549932i'm dumb and uneducated, but from what i've read it sounds like constructing a moon base is possible in the foreseeable future. human psychology will prevent us from landing flesh and blood people on mars, i doubt we'll see that in our lifetime
>>220549967howd you almost die
dont believe in space me
>>220550090almost walked under a bus
hope the human race all dies before getting to mars
>>220550021i had to google amiibo, i thought maybe it was a type of insect
WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIIIIRKWE CARRY THE FLAAAAAAME
Ought to get started on the Englishman effigies for burning on the Fourth of July. Big 250th anniversary year
>>220550091four of them in your post
i think most christians just see lots of the old testament as semi mythological with lots of parables
>>220550098fuck off ally
>>220550087i like it
>>220550115Remember when Charlie Kirk got shot and Charlie Veitch put out a youtube video panicking that he was going to be next
or like an amoeba
>>220550120wahey
dadberg was asking me if mossad was behind the kirk assassination at easter supper
>>220550118fourth of jewlie
>>220550128*does a dance*
Just realised it's cheaper to buy 3 four packs of Guinness than a case of 12Mental
>>220550142what did you say?
>>220550170three pence saved what a steal
>>220550170I like the free ball they come with
reckless and provocative
>>220550170this is what i imagine the goyim drink on a daily basis
>>220549905>Atheists are little immature boys that don't want to grow up.a billion chinese and japanese in shambles
>>220550191Did someone steal your brain? It's 15p and that's not the point OBVIOUSLY
>>220550191>>220550216fucking hell you guys are dim
>>220550196Mate's dad uses them as fishing floats
Feeling so full of hope n love it's mental >>220548485Based>>220548634Congrats bro
>>220550229be real he's shoving them up his arse be real come on now
>>220550216>>220550224its not my fault im too thick to learn properly
it's fucking 5p you brick brained toilet rejects
>>220550170When I worked in a shop during/after covid some of the offers and prices were completely fucked because they were changing prices around so much
>>220550176i said, you never know with those israelis then i chuckled and changed the subject
>>220550261cowardice
>>220550237Fuck up
>>220550270oh he's shoving them up YOUR arse? well then
>>220550278*pumps you up the arse at 3.4 mph*
Here's your selection of GFs. Take your pick, /brit/.
wish i could do something heroic like rescue a kid from a fire or save a trapped dog
>>220550285*Bends over and fires them out of my tight arse at mach 3, decapitating bystanders*
>>220550321one of the left looks like a fun time
>>220550321the one with the cross necklace is quite cutethe blonde on the far right would be cute if her makeup wasn't so ghostly
>>220550322Give blood
Don't think I could handle one of my family members dying, reckon I should top myself first to avoid that.
>>220550248How can it be 5p? That's not divisible by three. You're saving 1.6666666666p per 4 pack? Doesn't add up
>>220550142He's right, i think jews had him set up and then killed because Kirk wanted to stop supporting Israel. Case gets tossed out soon over how flimsy the evidence is, and Charlie's murder will go unsolved like Seth Rich.
>>220550321The one pictured on the book cover
>>220550343You can't buy a third of the 12 pack, but if you could it would cost 1.666p more than the four pack yes
>>220550350meds
>>220550336no i need that blood plus im scared of needles
>>220549138i shagged her
/pol/commies will do absolutely everything to deflect blame from leftoids or Muslims in any kind of terrorist attack or assassination, mass-shooting, etc. Every single time a leftoid or Musloid is accused of doing one of these things, the /pol/commie will say "no it was actually the Jews instead!"/pol/commies, always defending the browns and the anti-Whites in every single thing they do.
>>220550364they're more scared of you than you are of them
>>220550364hoarding microplastics are you?
>>220550358Gas lighting ceases to be effective when the world sees your cousins executing starving children you know. Food for thought.
Tomb's empty bro We're so freakin back dude
>>220550350>I didn't shoot him I just like to chill out up there with a rifle sometimes is that against the law now? I'm sorry I thought this was AMERICA
Do you think heatherpaedo got medicated and that's why he's stopped his obsessions
>>220550392He never stopped. He was cuckposting just a few days ago.
>>220550170prefer john smithsguiness overrated as hell even for a blackie beer
>>220550396more breaks between it now
>>220550379Enjoy this post
>>220550385The entire story is fabricated. Video from the school shows the shooter limping away after jumping off the roof of the building, and yet footage from the restaurant where Tyler Robinson ate several hours later shows him walking without a limp or signs of injury. It's crap and gets dismissed based on a poor performance framing the guy.
thinking about the cornish tranny's completely unprompted meltdown the other day
any englishmen built like brock lesnar?
>>220550404Aww hope she feels better now
>>220550350wow his lawyers claim that somebody else killed him? truly groundbreaking stuff, really blown the lid on the whole thing
>>220550404made me laugh seeing it
potato tornado for tea
eww donald trump is rambling at them
Such good people really
>>220550426>>220550426>>220550426
>>220550416Members of the jury I'd like you to entertain a little theory of mine, what if my client, is innocent?
had a massive spot on my perineum when i burst it my hand was completely covered in blood
>>220550403A limp wearing off after a few hours proves nothing.
>>220550425Sam Altman needs to get Luigi'd ASAP.
>>220550437da fuhh is a perineum nigga
>>220550440Illegal post
>>220550404>cornish trannywho?
>>220550416You think gay tranny gaymer was born an expert marksman capable of making sniper hits easy. Your position is more absurd than mine. That guy would fold and piss his pants irl, miss the shot, and kill himself or get arrested. The prosecutions story begs belief.
last for walt disney
