World's Scariest Drug editionPrevious: >>220551039
I don't use Grok because I've never been a Twitter user.Instead I usually use gemini or chat GPT.
Hm? Turds? Your shits, yes? Your commode comestibles? Your toilet treats? Your slidden snacks, my clogged throte? Your doo-doo delicacies, my dear? Hm?
>>220552708I push my fingers into my....
I am insanely drunk right now
>>220552745Grok can generate videos as good as sora now
>>220552754mangina
>>220552745I get Gemini Pro from my uni
futa is ai god approved
I want to ride along in a police car for a day. How can I sign up?
>>220552763>throteI don't really care to use AI to be honest. Most of the time when I have used it it was to aid studying. Most people use it as a toy anyway.
Anyone have any tips for falling asleep quickly?I need to fix my disaster of a sleep schedule
>>220552789>>throteHow did that sneak in there LOL>>220552792Punch yourself in the head until you're asleep.
>>220552792Let me read you a bedtime story and give you a little kiss
>>220552792carbon monoxide
M$ 365 feels like one of those rundown malls you go to and find that every front-facing shop gates themselves from the interior of the mall because its so shite. I feel like the same laws that say an economy shouldn't be explicitly be one export apply to office software. Like ~95% of our economy relies on patelified software
>>220552792melatonin, gooning, listening to history lecturesin that order
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppJQKfqhFfE
>>220552812I don't even like to masturbate I literally just do it for sleep
I'm saving up all my cum for the right lady
>>220552786Pull a prank where you sign up for police academy and complete all your training and qualifications then when you get to ride with your partner ditch him at a stop light and yell PSYCH while you tear off your badge and run away
Just finished gooning to sissy hypno porn ama
>>220552786I thought that was some kind of relic of a bygone era of high trust society. Do they still do these?
>>220552848isnt this that zoom zoom namefaggot?
American Institution
>>220552848Why have you revealed your nipples?
More vocab words from tonight's reading:>Peregrination is a noun referring to a long, slow, or wandering journey, often taken on foot or involving travel to various, frequently foreign, places.>Prestidigitatorial is an adjective used to describe someone or something related to sleight of hand, conjuring, or fast-fingered magic tricks.>Palings are upright wooden or metal pales/pickets used to construct fences, or the fence itself, usually featuring a pointed top. >Purling refers primarily to the sound or motion of water flowing gently over stones (a "purling brook") or the action of creating a specific, ribbed stitch in knitting. It can also describe a swirling motion, a decorative embroidery edge, or a person falling headlong.
>>220552850I've seen them in bodycam videos
>>220552864wondering the best way to permanently remove the hair to prepare for my transition
>>220552745i like to use grok over them because i only get two questions before he blocks me. so hes like a really shitty genie that only provides incorrect information but he links a bunch of names and sources i can look at. gemini and chat do that "yes and" shit and its easy to get sucked into a conversation with internet parrots if you're not careful
>>220552792Wake up very early, exercise extra, do not nap. That night you may still not be able to sleep any earlier. Stay up to normal time, wake up very early again, exercise, no naps. By day 2 you should be sleep deprived enough to collapse at the desired earlier time. This is similar to a jet lag technique.
I wish I lived in eastern europe :(
If you'd like, I can...
>>220552909What?
Illegals use student driver stickers on their cars so if they get pulled over they can claim they are learning to drive and dont need a license
>>220552920you need a learners license tho
>>220552920the bigger problem is that they drive without car insurance
I am esstuden driber
also even if you have a learners you need someone with a real license in the passenger seat
Trump praising Allah and calling Biden a mentally retarded person on national television is the greatest thing ever
Mexicans seriously be like "I love Chacky Chan he es soo fonny"
I believe heaven is a real physical place on the moon and that’s where I’m going when I die. But I’m gonna try to live on beautiful earth at least 200 more years.
>>220552926They are called learners permits here and you don't need them in most states if you're an adult>>220552933car insurance isn't even required in my state...
Finished my math work within 3 minutes of the due date
>>220552950Everybody loves Jackie Chan
>>220552950>>220552965In my experience it's Australians that like him the most for whatever reason
>>220552965>>220552986>t. didn't get the joke
I ate asparagus and my urine is hella stanky
>>220552950the only thing that would trigger a mass exodus of mexicans from the us would be if trump banned cerveza beer
>>220553008My piss unironically smells like shit. One time I pissed in a hole and my friend smelled it and he gagged.
>>220552986Why are you so fucking retardedI feel like I'm on reddit every time I see your name
>>220553034I was merely pretending you see
India #1
>>220553068More like #2 heh get it
>>220553033That’s awesome
>>220553075Fuck you!You know damn right!Bloody bastard...
I hate myself and I want to die
You don't ever tell me to fuck...
Growing up my family had a dog that absolutely hated me and i could never understand why. I never did anything to him. He loved my brothers and they were constantly teasing him. He'd start barking the minute i came from school until i went in my room out of his line of sight. So i spent most of my formative years in there alone. To the point where piss jugs became a necessity or he'd wake up the whole house and my Dad would yell at me. One year the dog got a t bone steak and $200 worth of toys for Christmas and i just got an unwrapped checkers game my mom slid under the door. I was 14. Fuck that dog im so glad he's dead and usually i like animals. I hope theres a special hell for dogs. And no i'm not black.
>>220553110this explains why hindu canon is so schizophrenic
>>220553121are you black?
>>220553121Your family was having sex with the dog
I ate too much and now my tummy hurts :(
Drank the last alcohol in the house award
free puerto rico
>>220553003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5wEPkqysHw
>>220553154Wouldnt surprise me the way they all treated him like his shit didnt stink. When i was around ten i remember hatching this plot to allow him to escape the back yard but i didn't go through with it because I felt bad thinking about him all cold and alone even if he was a little cunt. Almost 17 years that faggot made my life miserable until he had a heart attack and died. My parents buried him under my bedroom as a joke since he "loved you so much anon." But luckily i left the very next year for college. Boohoo blogost no1 curr tldr fuck all of you im venting OKAY?
>>220553206based
>>220553172post a pic of your tummy please
>>220553253All those years and you didn't try to befriend the dog retard
dock
I’m drinking a beer into my mouth
goodnight
>>220553313Goodbye forever
Good night, enjoy this funky tune to serenade you to sleephttps://youtu.be/kWrolXK0YPk?
Is it true african-american women have a massa bwc breeding fetish?
LATINAS ARE PRETENDING TO BE ASIAN AS AN ATTEMPT TO ATTRACT BWCI REPEAT THE LATINAS ARE PRETENDING TO BE ASIANDONT FALL FOR IT
How about latrinas and you poop into them
>>220553332>african-american women have a massa bwc breeding fetishIt's actually African immigrants that tend to thrist for White guys the most (I missed out on this back in MN sadly), though there's a substantial minority of Black women that prefer White men yes. They often do so privately or online because it's seen as cucked by Black guys to like White guys as a Black girl.Black Americans and White Americans are the two most endogamous groups in the U.S, always have been.
>>220553291Oh i tried asshole. I tried bribing him with treats and hed just bite my fingers and run and hide behind my mom and bark. Id try throwing his favorite shit around for him but he was too busy barking to chase any of it. One time my Dad and my brother were going in a fishing trip and my dad told me to put him in his carrier. Of course the little fucker bit the shit out of me I had to get stitches in my hand and every time my family saw me they'd go hey frankenstein whats up. My Dad wouldnt even talk to me for a week because i ruined his fishing trip. He was convinced i hurt the fucking dog by lifting him wrong or some shit that's why he bit me. I need to stop talking about this now it's making me angry just thinking about it. I wish i knew dogs cant eat grapes back then i'd have made that nigger a sandwich.
A ground war between China and India would be so kino right now
>>220553372You didn't try hard enough. You can get any dog to like you
>>220553438Oh well too late for that bitch hes wormfood.
HELPHELP MEHELP
>>220553463what happened?
Remember when you could call 911 on the Internet?
al pacino wants to play twister with my sister
>>220553482
>>220553475Did you know you could text 911
Ctrl-Z your life my nigga
>>220553505Remember when you could telegraph 911?Remember when you could call 911 w/ smoke signals?
>>220553475I remember when you could use EverQuest 2 to order Pizza Hut
>>220553521I'm trying to find and replace my mistakes...Turns out the past is read-only...
Remember when we had a distinct culture....
We live inside a dream
It's a goy eat goy world.
>>220553565of an autistic child
>>220553565Who's dream?
Never thought about it before but can plants be gay? They don't have sex like mammals do.
>>220553784No because they don't experience sexual attraction
Just did an absolute blinker I'm stoned AF
Currently listening https://youtu.be/JcU7XunZn7Q
>>220553803There's gay bugs though and they don't have brains like animals do.
>>220553870>There's gay bugsYeah, you
>>220553881I'm not gay.
"You know who else didn't help us? South Korea didn't help us. We've got 45,000 soldiers in South Korea to protect them from Kim Jong Un, who I get along with very well. He said very nice things about me. He used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person."
buzz saw guns in video games are underrated.
>>220553142Maybe on average but there are specific dogs that hate specific people for no reason.
Y'ever think about all the little critters living under your house, Anon? A whole seething universe of vermin life, unaware of your own existence. Being born, being eaten, reproducing, dying, entire generations of odd little fellows who don't have the capacity to even conceive of your reality as a human being. And it's all happening mere inches beneath your feet. I just think that's kinda neat, s'all.
>>220553945My president will go down as the most based president in America's history right next to Teddy
>>220554147oh all the time. seeing house spiders always makes me smirk. like hunting hounds. 'where you off to, bud? got a scent? see some corner in the ceiling that'll do nicely?' it's funny, i used to be really ocd about bugs, too. now i only aschew nuisance ones.
https://youtu.be/KqnxVO5QiCs?si=AYaZZzYjRcy5eVBk
>>220554174When you're nice to the spiders waking up to a spider bite feels like trechary
I was probably never happier than the first few months that Halo 3 was out. So my life basically peaked at 12.
I wanna go to sleep and not wake up
g'morning and good night cummers. hope your day goes well! you are capable of good things and you have a right to exist! today is the best day to learn something new!
>>220554195Dude thats Alyssa Liu!?
fak the fire alarm on my building went off again im gonna be sleepy tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4wJ2AThDjc&t=7s
>>220554388Chungus
today is the last day I can afford a ride to workmanager-kun will be quite upset when I spontaneously quit on thursday before I'm supposed to come back on friday
>>220554283ahh they're just pulling a little prank on you.>hey. hey. hey. hey human, hey. FUCK YOU MANand they scurry off before you even wake up. same as when a cat occasionally bitch-slaps you for no reason, they know you can take it.
>>220553313Good night bud
wibs be won momboclaat
I think it's hypocritical to create robots that look like humans and act like humans and think like humans and then don't consider them humans. They are made of the same elements we are made of.
Overpacked so hard and bringing back all sorts of treasures. Packing stuff wothout checking extra bags feels like organizing my factory in endfield>>220554333Think most people have their happiest memories in childhood. There are still 30 year olds playing tf2>>220554335Live to serve the emperor>>220554374Cute outfit >>220554390That absolutely sucks. Sorry about that. Worst part of living in an apartment is fire drillsand alarms and stuff desu>>220554536Can you carpool with a coworker and deal with it that way?>>220555159Cats arekinda evil and mean though
>>220555514Time to replay soma
I just get sad when I drink now. So what’s even the point ?
