Snowdonia edition
Shoutout to racism
done 2 poos and 1 load of laundry so far
shitting up and down the snowdon path
>>220556085still wouldn't be pissed
I made welsh cakes last week. Very peng
Hey! I have tried before many other things (even plapgasm) but never really tried anything anally. I bought in secret a dildo from the local store and decided to give it a try. I managed to ride for maybe 10minutes (with some breaks) and eventually came. I normally watch blacked straight porn, always cumming watching thick girls riding Kings. While riding the dildo this time, I was watching this girl with a huge ass riding a huge dick. When I was about to cum, I closed my eyes and could only think that my mom’s boyfriend was under me, holding my big ass open and forcing me to take all his dick. I came and felt my whole body shaking… I ended up on my bed feeling so conflicted and guilty, all the horniness vanished away. My mom has been blacked a couple times and with this younger guy they have been together for a while. I wake up very often during the nights because of the noises they make, but have never seen him in any sexual way - I feel embarrassed and very guilty.
>>220556145Just flat scones innit
>>220556139SCREAMING bet they were raging in their Facebook groups the next day
>>220556139forgot the welsh flag, they're the actual racists
welsh people complaining about not speaking welsh when they cant even speak it lmao.
>>220556139Leftypol sneaking out at night like the rat he is. Filming his brave flag ripping but avoiding any chance of confrontation
>>220556139brave
>>220556145Uh they're called Wessex Sneed Baps
>>220556155yeah?
>>220556139doing god's work
actually we're in wales and she's speaking welsh
>>220556139he put them up himself
>>220556155Alri there Quentin Tarantino?
>>220556139based, need to start doing this myself. gammons need to stop leaving their trash everywhere like this
>>220556190Kek
>>220556139Leftypol's ideal date
If I were in charge then it would be a bannable offense to post videos where nothing happens.
*surreptitiously googles plapgasm*
>>220556164Its in wales that’s why
just pulled a massive chunk of earwax out of my ear
English people Complaining about Eryri before tucking in to his curry cooked by his local grooming gang
Leftypol is famously against shaming people for their appearance
Leftypol going out with his friends John, Mel and Belinda to a nice restaurant staffed by Indians and discussing the bleak plight of the underclass black woman in 21st century Britain over a nice rosé whilst shoulder-to-shoulder with other white upper class people doing the same.
>>220556139I knew Rorke would be having a meltie about this when he left the Welsh flag LMAO incredible touch
>>220556194Not him. He didn't mention feet.>>220556216Give it a taste will you?
Seeing Dylan Moran tonight, wonder how shit faced he's going to be.
just pulled a massive chunk of poo out of my bum
>>220556216did you eat it?
thought i might attempt a beard but it itched and came through a bit ginger once it got a bit of length so have binned it. bit of stubble is as beardy as i shall ever get then.
>>220556165>Gwynedd is the most Welsh-speaking county in Wales, with 64.4% to over 73% of its population able to speak WelshThis is area in question btw
>>220556225Who?
>>220556224Rorke sat at home because he doesn’t even have any friends to make a metaphor about LOL
>>220556244Now remove children and it drops massively
>>220556235No you didn't
>>220556224rorke eating a kebab made by and bought from a muslim
>LMAO incredible touch
>>220556155
>>220556220Lol
>>220556244>Welsh is spoken natively in Wales by about 18% of the population
powerful
this is wales, they are speaking welsh
>>220556256Gammons want to remove children from language statistics when it suits them but they’ll happily go on and on about how many languages primary school children speak in London
>>220556277It isn't. That's based off parents reporting their children speaking Welsh. Once they children become adults and fill in the census themselves suddenly they forget the Welsh language
Fuck wish I had some Welsh cakes now
just seen two women on horses
Leftypol rewatching reruns of Russel Howard's Good News for the hundredth time and going into a laughing fit after every line
Welshmong is one sick pup, using the rape of children as a "gotcha" against the English he doesn't like
>>220556294There's a bloke down my local pub who insists on being called "peaky Paul' because he dresses like a wanker. Unsurprisingly he's that guy that accosts people and talks at them until they find an excuse to leave.
OHMYGODTHE DAILY MAIL
>The body odor of human males plays an important role in human sexual attraction, as a powerful indicator of MHC/HLA heterozygosity [2][1]; significant evidence suggests that women are attracted to men whose body odor is different from theirs, indicating that they have immune genes that are different from their own, which may produce healthier offspring.[3]it's over for odourcels
>>220556296Are you dense? Kek. Welsh primary schools teach welsh. They dont teach a myriad of languages at london primary schools.
James Tissington going mental that a Welshman speaks welsh in wales
>>220556307clip... clop... clip... clop...
Leftypol watching GOBTU videos and finding his all-white down-to-Earth but upper middle class leftypol-ism incredibly relatable
got that autism rizz
Rorke has a problem with signs in Wales being in Welsh and that Bengali sign in Whitechapel but he struggles to explain why
nobody really speaks Welsh beyond the occasional greeting or to be ironic/cute, its basically a party trick for tourists. Same in Scotland. Gaelic has no utilisation in business or most settings beyond the home.
decided i don't like the welshmad annoying they are
Kiwi rorke going mental whenever he sees a Māori word
>>220556315True though isn’t it? All big and brave and punching down to Wales (population 3.1 million, way less when you remove English people) but got nothing to say when the big scary Pakistani grooming gangs rape 100k English kids? What happened? Lose your nerve?Try their best to wipe out a language completely and fail then in the present day sit there and take every chance they get to mock the language or the speakers fuckijg scumbags honestly
>>220556355Its just the one unironic welsh nationalist here that thinks an independent wales would be some how a success
>>220556362His wife also goes mad for Māori swords ;)
Do you meet the target?
>>220556345bit long for a rorkepost that, doesn't quite roll off the tongue. You want it short and sweet, something like:rorke stepping in a dog poo
>>220556380i'm sure that target used to be a lot bigger
>>220556368>nothing to say when the big scary Pakistani grooming gangs rape 100k English kidsPretty sure its widely seen as a bad thing especially on here. Not sure about your arguement here palhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly44xrvgdyoIt happened it wales too btw
kurt cobain didn't kill himself
>>220556345except nobody has a problem with signs in welsh you’re just making shit up as usual leftypol
>>220555756I accept your concession>>220555777>So its a strawman image you use to show people you dont like and have different views to you so you can portray them negatively?There are lots of caricature concepts in British culture used to represent particular kinds of people. The gammon concept is just one of those.>What do you mean "black face" this isn't a white person whos blacked up its a black personBlackface, pickaninny, etc, they're quite similar racist ideas.>>220555784I'm not outraged by them though>>220555817The idea of black people being like monkeys is a notorious racist concept, used to denigrate all black people. The gammon concept is not meant to denigrate all white people. It refers to a particular kind of person who gets outraged by certain things. E.g. you might call Mike Graham a gammon, but you wouldn't call Harry Kane a gammon. It doesn't apply to all white people.
>>220556382SCREAMINH
>>220556354Welsh and Gaelic cannot be compared. almost every primary school in Gwynedd where I live is Welsh medium we didn’t learn Engish until year 3 I think you base your opinion of of south wales
doing a little rorke jig
>>220556380How can I go on with my puny 7 incher? Should I just top myself now?
Don't think Kanye would mind being called a monkey so it's alri to call all black people monkeys
he spent half an hour typing that
>>220556396neither did charlie kirk
>>220556394> She added she was trafficked to Telford, Blackpool and within WalesWant to try again?
>>220556166Rorke furiously tweeting this while his Twitter account has an anonymous name and an anime profile picture
Ever wonder how your life might have turned out if you weren't allowed to spend 400 hours a day on a computer
calm down the lot of you
often I feel bad about being a weird friendless virge and all that but I think do legitimately have some form of autism or something so I shouldn't feel too bad about it
>>220556443
>>220556398Okay bro
>>220556443No, I’ve never done that. I have self control.
And if they get upset at me calling them monkeys then they're snowflakes
>>220556405Perhaps we need several specific definitely-not-racist terms for black people who>commit crime>abandon their children>don't understand per capita>dont know why their smoke alarm is beepingWouldn't use a catch all term for all these as that would be racist you see
>>220556474post your screen time
The BBC has reported that an Iranian chud wishes to be nuked so it is not a war crime anymore
rorke getting picked last for rounders
>>220556477How do I do that
getting reports that it is 15 degrees outside
>>220556476>abandon their childrenCigarette vanisherfagvannies if you will
Sir Net Zero
>>220556412I base my opinions on where most people live in your country
>>220556405Still havent explained why a negative stereotype caricature is ok of english but not black people. You just said "its racist" you havent said what the fundamental difference is here. Its exactly the same concept. That picture is a stereotype of rural poor black person yours is of an urban poor white person
>>220556485there are iranians that don't support the iranian regimenot all news reporting is propaganda leftypol
>>220556445don't tell what to do
leftypol sticking the rounders bat up his arse
>>220556489ktim
>>220556485"ayo squeeze it nigga" - Iranian Man
Napoleon's France only beat Britain once and even then it was a Dunkirk type of escape.They should call it the Wellingtonic era
>>220556518Boring, grow up
>>220556505Gotta get that 1% down to 0% bro*looks at china*30%. Well they're not white so they're allowed
>>220556441Tweets are the same as recording yourself doing some performative political action.Leftypol please just try not to be disingenuous for one second
need to sniff that anon's sister's sweaty socks
>>220556516Okay then i will base all my opinion of English people on the south east
Actually my black mate doesn't get upset when I call him a monkey so actually mate it's alright for me to call any black person I want a monkey and if that upsets you then you're a snowflake ye?
>>220556520israelite bastard
>>220556543Napoleon was hard stat-padding against Austria
Lushdon
>>220556545I accept your concession
I dont support Sir New Regime so I want this country to be nuked
Rorke “forgetting” his PE kit for the 30th week in a row
>>220556585Looks like Johanesberg
when i played rounders i used to always try and stand where the ball was least likely to be hit
>>220556585That building looks like it's been bombed
>>220556585he's not wrong. love pengdon me.
>>220556518Stop trying to reason with him. His ideology is underpinned by conspiracy theories and historical grievances that fuel a hatred for white people. He's not a rational or good faith actor, he just hates white british people, and that is enough for him to be as contradictory as possible. If you keep arguing with people like this you will go insane
>>220556588yeh he's definitely not being hyperbolic and literally wants his country to be leveled with nukes
rorke having to do PE in pants and vest
>>220556585shithole
Sir Hyper Bollock
Users of petrol and diesel cars should face a retroactive tax for the damage they have done to the environment Three pence for each mile they have driven and four for diesel This alone could generate as much as £40,000 tax from a single individual who has been driving for 20 years
>>220556585poo river
>>220556626You're clearly already there
rosamund pike sex arse
>>220556571Yeah but England is a country of 58 million people, with very large numbers in every region. Wales is a country of 3 million people, and Gwynedd only has 5% of that at about 125,000 people. Not really the same thing is it mate
>>220556649>this is what the green party really believe
rorke immediately being sent to detention for stealing a girls pe kitshe then remembered she left it at home two days later after he'd already been beaten unconscious
Rorke eating his free school lunch in the library
Quite mental that when you see pictures of those old men in wigs makeup and dresses looking like raisened skin suits on bone begging for big black cocks leftypol looks at them and sees nothing wrong but seeing a gathering of normal white people is absurdly wrong in his mind.
Will I find this at tesco express stores in London or only at tesco extra stores?
>>220556649Eddie stobart shitting himself
>>220556635do people still wear vests?
>>220556696Is this leftypol in the room with us now?
rorke eating a curry stewhe then sees his daughter's earring float to the top and goes placid
>>220556696right
sweat of my arse has clearly absorbed the encrusted poo flakes surrounding my ringer and made it smell something rotten
>>220556696>when you see those pictures Right that’s the thing though Rorke normal people don’t usually see geriatric gay interracial porn because we don’t seek it out lol but I’ll take your word for it mate
>>220556714No chance in an express. You'd be lucky to see a gold label Coca-Cola caffeine free in an express. But yeah for sure in the big tesco.
>>220556674>>220556677>>220556730Is this rorke in the room with us now?
Week 1: 500 posts, on target to reach 2000 posts for the month of April.
still the greatest freestyle of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocu6wHEc9YI&list=RDocu6wHEc9YI&start_radio=1
>>220556714Why would you want this shit? Drink a Fritz kola and shut the fuck up
>>220556741Danke schön
>>220556750It needs to stop
English people have to drive to Scotland to get Barr drinks
>>220556737And if you did see them would you think they were normal or wrong?
>>220556744Yes lad, he’s currently talking about the pictures of gay elderly trannies taking BBC that he sees all the time
>>220556585I love being a bugman in a bugmanhive.
Oppa gangnam style
mad how the good guys won the second world war
>>220556772Oh he found your dad's selfie album did he?
>>220556677>>220556674>>220556635The Rorke at school gimmick always has me roaring
rorke walking up the stairs
>>220556817Why?
>>220556817They're projecting their own experiences that's why it's so specific
>>220556768His OCD will kill him eventually
>>220556774What makes a city a bughive? A country's history is written through its cities
Welshmong celebrating the rape of children because some bad things happened 600 years ago
rorke accidentally bumping into a girl at school all the male pupils immediately use it as an excuse to use him as a boxing practice
The soulful elegance of a 34 year old white boy
>>220556665But originally you said no one speaks it other than as a party trick, I showed you how that’s not true but apparently that doesn’t count since the majority of people do not live in Y fro gymraeg so therefore it makes my point invalid somehow
Just tried IELTS writing and listening sample tests and passed those with flying colors
rorke rorkeing up the stairs
>>220556585I will be going to a beer garden after toil today, and probably tomorrow evening as well.
BBC news front pagepicture of bombed out middle east scenename a more iconic duo!
rorke crab walking into greggs
>>220556869>brits grow beer in their gardensWoah...
>>220556851i don't know. I only wanted to post that video.
rorke tapping his card when he gets off the bus when he doesn't need to
>>220556852It’s welshlad not mong
seagull nicking rorke's sandwich at school but my school wasn't even near the seaside so fuck knows why they were there in the first place
>>220556874BBC Sports front page top story being 'Man Utd sign world-cup winning captain' and it's womens football
Rorke having a poo in the bogs and all the Year 11 lads clapping at him as he walks out the cubicle
i used to have a friend who would pretend to bum people whenever they bent over
>>220556866Ill have to fly to Rome to get my UKIV loisense BUT in a few months I should be able to move to the yookay and post with a uk flag
rorke getting bird pood on waiting in line (it took ages to get off when it happened to me)
I've started having anxiety wanks at workProbably done it three times this yearI work in a corporate office that's quite iconic, I'm sure other people have wanked there
Rorke writing nasty violent messages on the popular girls’ Formsprings
hmmm very organic posts
>>220556874makes me titter when you go to Most Read and the top stories are stuff like 'Warm Weather For the Week Ahead' or 'Hedgehog numbers up'not a single white person in this country gives a hoot about another hollowed out grey wasteland 5,000 miles away from the UK. It's nothing to do with us.
>>220556893When he stops acting like a mong I'll stop calling him a mong
Aaand now it's turned into projecting his cuck fetish as usual. As if you needed any more proof it's Heathermong and some other mentally ills projecting their mental illnesses
>>220556865Is there a word for hyperbole in Welsh? Just because a few villages in the middle of nowhere might speak Welsh, doesn't mean its a prevalent and cornerstone aspect to your country overall. With your logic, if some lunatic farmer lived in a field and made up a language in his mind that he rambles to himself, this would disqualify the fact that people in England don't speak retarded farmer gibberish
rorke walking slightly faster than everyone else
Dad’s listening to nu metal whilst he takes a shit
Got angry and slammed my door now they’re increasing my anti-psychotic meds wtf
Rorke naruto walking around the edge of yhe playground
>>220556967have you tried not being psychotic?
>>220556950>if some lunatic farmer lived in a field and made up a language in his mind that he rambles to himself, tSo... Shakespeare the inventor of literary English
>>220556908wonder how much they get paid to shit out 3 paragraphs of bollocks every few days
Asinine soliloquies. No actual discussions going on. Shouting into the void.
did a hectic lower body workout, legbergs are going to be killing me tomorrow, good thing i've got a stash of opioids x
>>220557001sucking a poo bum nigger screaming
Rorke wearing black trainers to school
>>220556950But you’re still acting as if there is only 1 Welsh speaker I don’t know why you’re being so difficult
been fasting for 36 hours and not fake fasting like ramdan the proper stuff
>>220557014I'm not sure DOMS warrants the ol' opioids lad
blud fell offfff
>>220557025Why?
>>220557031warrant shmarrant, i take opioids whether i'm in pain or not
Doing the poo diet where I only eat poo
>>220557019ktim>>220556974ktim>>220556967ktim>>220556962ktim>>220556956ktim>>220556930ktim>>220556920ktim>>220556905ktim>>220556890ktim>>220556876ktim
>>220557021Because 5% (125,000) live in "Gwynedd" and this is the example you used to prove that actually Welsh is alive and well
I sometimes have persecutory delusions when I read vague tweets. As in this person is spying on me and they a hinting at things to make fun of me.
>>220556918>leftypols barely disguised fetish
inheritance The idea that once your parents die when you're 50 you will need that money then instead of when you were 25
>>220557038need to do a couple of days to make up for my indulgent weekend to get dietberg back on track
going to eat dinner in about 15-20 minutes
>>220557068All good things come later in life.
>>220557075had brunch like an hour ago me
>>220557068stupid comment
>>220557068um sweetie the taxman also needs it x
About to get up
>>220557068no free ticket in life
>>220557059But I never said alive and well? I said it wasn’t just spoken as a party trick?
Alright yeah fuck it time for me to take some drugs then.
>>220557114nooo x
33 years old£41k in the savings (will move some out to an investment ISA this week and leave £25k slush fund)£29k in the cash ISA£46k in the pension£8k in the crypto
Me and me pal ngubu
whenever i'm stressed my brain starts thinking gay stuff like ooh love a bit of cock me
>>220557103Do you not understand why the negligible numbers you're referring to doesn't prove the statement wrong?
>>220557125you got a wife?
Rorke: "welsh sounds a bit odd doesn't it haha"Rhorhch: "yeah? well pakis are raping english children so how about that you devil*
>>22055712533 years old£0 in the savingsNo cash ISAzero in the pensionzero in the crypto£5 million in inheritance soon.
>>2205571250 bitches
rorke mentioning candlejack and getting kidn
32 years old£42k in the savings (will move some out to an investment ISA this week and leave £26k slush fund)£30k in the cash ISA£47k in the pension£9k in the crypto
>>220557168Killing myselfThis >>220557125 is me btw
>>220557139If you have a wife you have to hide your savings from her because otherwise she'll want to spend it. I know this because I have a wife.
>>220557168comedy gold
>>220557145More like you sit here all day with nothing but hate in your heart for Welsh people constantly mocking and belittling for no reason and shit your pants when you see a paki and start looking at the floor fuck you
>>220557168looks like you're better than that other lad
56No savingsLive in a council flatPIP and bennies alllll the wayEvery day we’re above ground is a great day
>>220557195it lush
35 years oldno savingsno ISAsno pensionno cryptono job
>>220557195alri sacked tranny?
>>220557187So sensitive Do you think crying like this makes people respect the welsh more?I'm not the guy you're responding to btw
>>220557195how many items though lad?
29still a child
>>220557195What about UC?
>>220557187alri norman price
>>220557210ktim
"I've been following the conversation around Wireless and want to address it directly," the rapper said. "My only goal is to come to London and present a show of change, bringing unity, peace, and love through music."I would be grateful for the opportunity to meet with members of the Jewish community in the UK in person, to listen. I know words aren't enough - I've have to show change through my actions. If you're open, I'm here. With Love."
ah yes the welshmong from 99.9% White Gwynedd is shocked and appalled at the racism english people have towards Pakis, why are you so scared my fanwayyyy???
51gay arse pooftake it up my gay arse every dayi pay YOU to bum my arse
>>220557232Highly based post
you callin' me a whammer? fuckin' George Michael
>>220557136No not really because whether Gwynedd (was only used as an example) is 5% or 50% doesn’t matter because in Gwynedd it’s spoken at home, at school and in public life so that alone disproves your idea that Welsh is only a party trick
Back from chess club at the library. Lost 2 games but had a good time
>>220557218a clue gained, a bank account unfrozen
>>220557254Now hell spend all day on the pawn
>>220557218This guy wrote a song called Heil Hitler last year and made $33 million to perform in Los Angeles last week. Impervious.
The old man at the psych ward is calling African staff “nigger whores” again
>>220557187grow up you little gimpyou neanderthals not invented jokes yet? (this is a humorous jab as I am English and historically my countrymen have seen yours as quite foolish and rustic)
>>220557270racism against blacks > jews
>>220557254why is there a chess club in the middle of a work day?
>>220557280You reckon he shagged them, potentially up the arse?
I can’t think of anything i use that was made in America or the UK.Kind of grim. Make nothing. Are nothing.
>>220557250Your school is an outhouse on a windy hill and your "public life" is literally one Aldi and a pub. If Wales was nothing more than that, then perhaps you could say it was public life of a typical Welshman but its not, because your area represents just a fraction of the people living in the country. It would be like me saying that actually Cornish is part of English public life, because theres a few villages with a total of 500 people that speak it.
>>220557296Probably not he’s in a wheel chair
>>220557303Warhammer. The most important thing of them all
>>220557303CHINA HANUMBAH HWAN
welsh mong melty
>>220557303
>>220556994Huh?
>British culture doesn’t exist People say this while speaking English, wearing suits to work, watch football on the weekends and browse the World Wide Web
>>220557303The language you dream in at night
>>220557287Jokes are a bit tired now it’s always the same either “haha Welsh language” or “haha sheepshagger” bit boring >>220557223Not what I was saying at all>>220557216Lol
>>220557345yh mate love having a pint with the lads and seeing whether ngumbu or nghatikta kicked the ball this time
I remember a Welsh kid in my class had the shittest comeback of "we shag them and you eat them"
we just got off a holiday and everyone's fuming alreadychill out lads
Took tues-fri off so I could have an extended holiday and here I am 5 days into it I am just day drinking and posting on /brit/I literally have nothing else to do
>>220557365Yeah we doYou're not invited as usual
>>220557374Ah yes the amazing cruise and travel filled toil life
>>220557365Youre just mad nobody invites you to go down the pub with them
>>220557374you have time to open up a Wordpress
>>220557374I've been off since the 27th March, me and I have encountered the same problem. Just the natural way of men in their 30s who never had children
Welsh will always say sheep shagger and silly language jokes are boring, but they'll never say they're a lieFilthy bastards
>>220557374Weather's nice ladEnjoy it?
>>220557380>>220557393rattled lmao
>>220557380>>220557393unironically a paki woman responds like this
f*cksh*t
>>220557411Paki women go down the pub? That’s a first for me
>>220557398it's over for us, this is so shit, I don't want to go to work, I don't want anything
>>220557397>Dear diary>Today I had 6 arguments on /brit/ while drinking cheap cider.>I also won my 78th posted it again award.>>220557398Yes, 36 no kids.>>220557406Doing what? Just walking about on my own?
>>220557411Wouldn't surprise me if they are woman. They always use social value to attack because they have nothing else
>>220557411T. Never been to a pub
Drank some coffee now I need a shit
>>220557439>Just walking about on my ownWhy not? Why dont you get a dogberg
>>220557374Pick up a hobby lad. Surely there us something you've always been interested to try.
4chan is so addictive, I just need my daily (you) fix or else I crash out
>>220557308>public life of a typical WelshmanI never said the typical Welshman? Youre all over the place you keep changing the point to the whole of Wales?? Your original claim was that it is only a party trick, I showed you how that’s not true but now you seem to be getting confused because I never said it was the majority language in the whole of Wales.
>>220557483*injects this (you) directly into your eyeball * here you go baby
>>220557508>>220557508>>220557508
felt it brewing like a dodgy kebab but thought nah mate youll be fine keep drinking then next thing i know im walking like a penguin trying to clench for dear life
>>220556560>anonymity for me but not for theeRorke really is a moron isn't he
190 Times Britain Was A B**lend
>>220556294holy dank af
