Truman edition
>>220558835He was a true man!
that aussie has a lot of growing up to do
im semi i stay automaticmoney add then multiplyi call it mathe-mathematics
>>220558856grow uo
don't let that cry baby back in here
rather they stay young
genuinely what did he mean by this is he away to nuke them hope this is yet another retarded 5D chess move
me after being told to grow up
doing a listenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsUyjzRIU9w
>>220558754Gotta be one of the best screenplays of all time that one. Good soundtrack too.
King Charles plans to speak to the astronauts on Artemis II
need to get my usb stick under the floorboard for a wank i reckon
um
>>220558875he's not playing 5D chess he's playing tiddlywinks and knocking the cup over whenever somebody else gets a counter in
wow!
Hiya!I'm going to be a bit more sensible this thread, but don't worry because I'll still match my usual zany energy! Just in a more mature and grown-up manner. Let's have a good one!
>>220558887what's a bunch of yanks in space got to do with himcan't take time to put out an easter message but can do that apparently
can someone explain the posts that are like>Ok I will eat it !!is this a /brit/ gimmick or does it come from elsewhere?
put on the blue suit, rorke
ummy ummy ummysticking things in my bummy
the whole 4d/5d chess thing was funny for a few days in 2017, why are people still using it
>he's playing tiddlywinks and knocking the cup over whenever somebody else gets a counter in
find it funny how the space mission crew is a black, a woman, and a chinaman
using tor browser for a wank today, everything in moderation though
watched the new lord of the flies adaptation last nightbit odd and spooky sometimes but pretty goodkid who plays draco malfoy is convincing as a posh little git
rorke listening to feel good inc but turning it off when the rapping starts
>>220558908One of them's Canadian you mong
*walks into the thread with a marching band following behind me* here ye, here ye, rorke going and doin- whoa whoa whoooaa *slips on a banana peel and slides out the thread*
>>220558903>go to the dark side of the moon>too dark to see anything
>>220558919redditors are allergic to originality every thread is the same 12 jokes repeated ad nauseam
>>220558945rorke googling del the funky homosapien, gasping audibly when he realises he's black
Humiliation ritual
>>220558911basically there's this mentally underdeveloped guy who wants to have sex with animals
>>220558968lollmao
>>220558968but they proudly welcomed that egyptian terrorist. very strange
>>220558968Didn't he apologise for his nazi tweetsLiterally can't live it down
Leftypol painting his Doh Nutters mask dark brown
>>220558968Good. Sick of freaks
>>220558992he literally made a (good) song called nigga heil hitler
>>220558908Do you want an Easter message from the royal sausage fingers himself? Grow up
>>220559012yeah then he changed the lyrics
>>220558968this is good, not because i care about his tweets, but because now i wont have to hear him play any dogshit songs from vultures and bully. thank you sir keir starmer
In short, all gimmicks today are just people winding up dollymong in to an autistic meltdown
>Humiliation ritualanother meme phrase that has been rendered meaningless by mongs
>>220559012do people actually think he's a neo nazi and not a just bipolar schizo
>>220559031it was always retarded
get out there and enjoy the nice weather!
>>220558992Yes even the "Board of British Jews" said they wanted to speak to him and championed forgiveness. The person who invited him to headline the concert is a Jew. This whole thing was a farce from the start, all to show how magnanimous zionists are. I still remember the drugged up Kanye meeting that Yank rabbi. Shit was sad to see
got 60 quid in the pension as it were lads
>>220558968checked out the comment history of a redditor who agreed with the ban and it was all just posts seething about anti-semitism in the UK, pro-zionism, a few Jeremy Corbyn posts and a post on how bad life has become for British Jews like him
man coming over later to inspect the boiler and service itautistically cleaning every inch of my grotty incel flat as if he'll give a fuck
1984free kanye
>>220559040normfreaks treat the mentally ill as infallible until they do something they dont like. you can see it with how savagely they treat autists when theyre weird in an uncomfortable way or have the wrong opinions
>>220559030Who?
New boss wants to do a weekly in person day at a company location 1h40 from my house and in the complete opposite direction to my current office. I mean I want to leave anyway so I'm not really going to do it but he can't just do that can he?
>>220559016it's the fact he put out a message for ramadan and eid but not for the religion he's supposed to be the fucking defender and head of
>>220559092that's not that bad
They're fucking everywhere, hate them, hate them
>>220559092he's the boss he's in charge and can do what he wants and if he wants to push around little men like you he'll do just that and you'll sit there and take it
WW3 STARTS TONIGHT
>>220559056he got backlash for meeting the rabbi because he blesses illegal settlements in the west bank lmao. guy was on so much nitrous that he couldnt even find a safe person to apologise to
could nigger a poo
>>220558887>>220559094Did you listen to his Easter message last year? Or his mum's 5 five years ago? Lmao fake Christian LARPer. You're a heathen bastard
Blairites loves blocking people for wrongthinkRemember when that grifter Lauren Southern got banned from coming here for having the most basic bitch right-wing opinions
>>220559110me when i see females irl
>>220559094Yes i hope he dies too, good for nothing scrounging cunt
A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.
>>220559133Not sure why you're replying to me, I never said anything about Easter
>>220559158Rorke when he saw another happy BMWF couple
>>220559158rorke when the something or other does a something and poo scr heathermong et al
G-Unit
you boring bunch of bastards are the only friends I have
>>220559172>>220559174more like rorke when he starts a war and then threatens them with complete destruction in this case
>>220559141>Lauren Southernforgot she existed, didn't she end up marrying an asian fella
>>220559158i just wanted to know what sex feels like but it looks like i will never find out. IT'S OVER
>>220559195Not your friend
O LAWD!
>>220559209yeah?:(
spaffed inside the gf about an hour ago, bloody love sex me
I got niggas in St Ives, niggas in Scarborough, niggas in Windermere.You? You got niggas in Clacton, niggas in Skegness, niggas in Blackpool.We. Ain't. The. Same.
the bradleyposter and the rorkeposter linked up! need it or keep it?
They put a nigger on the moon
>>220558911mousey and people imitating mousey
still dont know what 67 means and why everyone cares about it
mad all these people just milling about, don't they have jobs?
wonder if we’ll have any summer riots kino this year
posterior fornix
>>220559234why are neither of you at work?
>>220559269they're literally blasting women and non whites into space
Dubs and I convert to Judaism
rape67
>>220559281nice day in cheltenham is it?
the gay porn
>>220559219sexy lady cat
>>220559273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfFlVh1IZFgit's literally just this
#hitlerpoo
>>220559290dubs and you move to one of those hasidic majority neighbourhoods
Trump went from imitating a spastic for fun to announcing he will exterminate the Persian raceMental
>>220559286work from home lad
male humour be like ‘rape haha’
>>220559322mad how the people obsessed with jews got the most pro israel president elected
Odds I convert to Mormonism and move to rural UtahEvens I convert to Shia Islam and move to rural Iraq
what happens if a nuclear state nukes a non-nuclear state then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4this is what black people think of space travel btw
>>220559351they get nuked
itty bitty titties and a bob genz boss and a mini 5”3 and an attitude something and a sneaky link
>>220559351Already happened mate see: Hiroshima, Nagasaki
>big Don: millions die tonight!>Most read: Kanye blocked from performing at music festivalseems the British public aren't too arsed about the demise of this particular civilisation
>>220559122Poor fucker, now if Ye ever sees sense again they'll use this "grace period" against him
>>220559363new Frank green
>>220559195friends are overrated once you’ve reached adulthoodthey’re literally just killing time with you until their next relationship starts and then they piss off
>>220559367that was prior to international agreements on the use of nuclear weapons thoughbeit
Got a funny look for saying Jah Bless to the Greggs cashier (I'm white)
>>220559341rape screaming
catberg asleep at the wheel
>>220559341No good can come from sweeping generalisations like this
sucking a massive pulsating BBC iran war squid game coronavirus
Poo gardens
>>220559344Thinking of the Hail kek posts of 2015/16... grim shit
Maybe it's different for chicks and the gays but for me there's no amount of money on Earth that could induce me to allow a golden retriever to ejaculate into my mouth and then poke my tongue up its anus but ymmv
after WW3 is over and america is in ruins, there should be an international agreement that the other anglo countries get to decide their elections
get the ferry tickets booked
>>220559420where you going?
Would you rather be vapourised in the initial blast, or survive and living through the starving, freezing, sunless hellscape of an irradiated post-apocalyptic nuclear winter?
>>220559341female humour be like " "
café london
get the z3s revving
>>220559410WW3 is over. It has been over since the collapse of the "soviet" union.
>>220559431second one is my current life, so the first
>>220559431Depends if we get sexy mutants or not
>>220558887he wants to shag christina koch
>>220559431i'd rather join a rape ganghttps://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Rape
>>220559431i fancy my chances in the countryside (likely foolish)
>>220559443right what are we waiting for then
>>220558918Nagi nagger
leftypol campaigning for mutant rights in the starving, freezing, sunless hellscape of an irradiated post-apocalyptic nuclear winter
>>220559467It is a matter of who wins the war
got naked eyes on
rorke still complaining about black and trans people in the starving, freezing, sunless hellscape of an irradiated post-apocalyptic nuclear winter
ktim
>Trump says 'a whole civilization will die tonight' if Iran does not make a dealLads the pedo is gonna nuke Iran. It's over. One last wank tonight
garys economics for chancellor
Who recognises this iconic riff?https://vocaroo.com/1i7o0d8dPwIv
>>220559430Straight of Hormuz to sort this mess out (with my car)
>>220559508hunted down by blacks and trannies in the starving, freezing, sunless hellscape of an irradiated post-apocalyptic nuclear winter
nth for the baddiedem
>Wireless Festival cancelled
He's going to nuke Iran and start ww3 for Israel and we still don't even know why he started bombing them in the first place or what his goals are
You should go to the pub this evening and enjoy every moment of it
>>220559388he looks nice
they found /brit/
>>220559484trans rights are human rights rorke
Now The Public is Good
>>220559541They're trying to trigger Jesus' return, genuinely.
>>220559530shut up
oh SHIT
Raping my arse in moderation
>>220559509get the persian qts out pronto
>>220559549Get her blacked
>>220559530buy an ad
anyone else want to see one get dropped? maybe just one little one?
>>220559381true
>>220559551I don't like Jews or Kanye, where am I supposed to sit in this culture war?
>>220559431Definitely survive. I went to uni so would be allocated one of the comfier professional jobs, probably in the countryside somewhere if I had the choice.
>>220559551>>220559566>>220559539just saw that on r/hiphopheads and fell to my knees in walmart
Well if Jesus doesn't come back after Trump nukes the entire planet to death I say we give up on the whole religion lark eh?
fuck it, going pub after I get my tyre changed
>>220558835seen his show
>>220559566wireless just got nvked
>>220559539guess it really is wireless
Americans justified school shootings because they need the 2nd amendment for a tyrannical government but then once that government comes along they are nowhere to be seen
Imagine if the Artemis crew returned to Earth and apes were running the place like that film LOL
>>220559551The goys are safe now
>>220559566he's not the first chad to be banned by the uk
14
its spaghetti time
>>220559576could be a good thing
>>220559614funny dog
>>220559565>>220559575no
Get him in a dinghyGet the festival back onGet the music playing
'unbearable' is kind of a silly word for most of the cases it is used inthe pain is 'unbearable', yet you're still alive and bearing it. you just mean it's unpleasant
>>220559539if ye was a nonce starmer wouldn't have minded
>>220559610planet the earth?
>>220559623slurp that shit
>>2205596151x14, 2x7, 7x2, 14x1
Nothing ever happens.
#StandWithKanye
mentally ill but harmless Ye: badactual Islamist terrorists: welcome! lmao
mad how the tyrannical government of the united kingdom of england and wales can just ban an artist from performinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDap-K6GmL0
>>220559634my princess mika
I guess he'll be called BANye West from now on lol!
Sir Kanye West
>nothing ever happensIt's a good thing they didn't just sack military officials that would stop anything crazy happening the other day
>Kanye West banned from entering the UKNo one man should have all that power
>>220559566what's my opinion on this please help
It's unlikely that any girl goes through uni without taking at least 1 bbc
When is the deadline again? Would like to know when the nukes drop
warm innit
>>220559690it's gone, he's banned
>>220559680oh my days go outside you freak
>>220559628she's a character
interesting how the greatest artist of the 21st century gets banned from entering the country by our prime minister.But the same prime ministers wife has literally been on holiday with Netanyahu who’s murdered 20,000 children
Tonight's viewing: WarGames (1983), Threads (1984), When the Wind Blows (1986), Grave of the Fireflies (1988)
>>220559697maybe but im cold inside
>>220559711Antisemitic post
>>220559690when donny wakes up from his nap
>>220559697why don't you guys have air conditioningid kms if i didn't
*ahem*I said, 'I guess he'll be called BANye West from now on'.
How is it over if they nuke Iran? I thought Iran didn't have nukes to retaliate with
sir fred west
>>220559711Not allowed to think about these things mate
>>220559729its only 18 degrees...
sick of seeing illiterate shitskins in every corner of the internet nowerdays youtube vids, twitter, fb, you name it, scroll down and you'll see some jeet babbling to himself going "india respect moment :skull:" bit like real life when you think about it
>>220559729doesn't get warm enough for that
>>220559739China and Russia will retaliate and preemptively strike western Europe
one last meal deal before the apocalypse
It's time we started being fully racist towards any and all Americans. Just refuse to speak with them, refuse to let them into your businesses, exclude them wholesale from civilisation.
just went outside and oh it lush OH IT LUSHhaving a few drinks rn
just had 6 weetbix with raisinsswear raisins had a differnet name like a yank vs british spelling but cant remember it
can never use urinals when other guys are next to me because i instantly get hard
>>220559662
doing this on the day the tickets went on sale AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE YE IN LONDON WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO NOW I WANNA SEE MY GOAT IN THE UK
idgi why do any of you care?
>>220559778We need to make Europe self sufficient and just wall it all off from the rest of the world
>>220559798try growing up
crazy to think if he dies the president of the usa will be some chubby dork with a recessed maxilla
>>220559804Just summit to talk about innit
Is it over?
nigga said recessed maxilla like anyone knows wtf that means
>>220559798>caring about kanye in 2026
>>220559813He's been on the zempic. Bro didn't take clavicular mogging him too well
>>220559607AHHH YES BRADLEY, I'LL HAVE "WHAT IS THE SOCIETY OF THE SPECTACLE?" FOR TWO THOUSAND!
Thanks to listening to the lore drops in MGS1 I was made aware that there's literally hundreds of tonnes of nuclear warheads that have "gone missing" from both US and Russian stockpiles.I think it's fair to assume certain unfriendly actors may possess that material.I highly doubt they could launch a missile at the west, but they could certainly plant hundreds of dirty bombs across major US and European cities in retaliation for any nuclear attack on Iran.
Probably should go out since the weather's nice but know idea where to or what to do. Just sit at a random bench?
>>220559798It's grim lad, hope Ireland takes him
>>220559782Nah you're wrong. We've also got currants and sultanas but they're all just dried grapes
>>220559711I don't care about that just let Ye in I want to see Runaway Outro Live in London in Person they cannot deny me this I've been waiting for yearshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOqo6NEnm0ALET MY GOAT IN
nibba litrally changed his name to "yay"
>>220559846inshallah
>>220559858sultanas thats what i was thinking of
>>220559835it means your maxilla (synonym for poo) is recessed (scrambled). tldr poo scr
What's the point of zionists?
>>220559798Could try listening to better music?
Assuming Kanye didn’t threaten violence against anyone there’s no reason why he should be banned
If he were actually a contrarian he would've released a song called Heil Netanyahu
>>220559880Nah it don't get better than Ye
sir kier has banned a nigger from coming to the UK and rorke is mad about it
send iranian women to my bedroom
>>220559798>kanye banned>reason: uk govt thinks it isn't conducive to the public good>migrant boats by the millions not banned>reason: ...?
Why are the brits so antisemitic?
Is he going back to his GTKRWN era then?
bro has a negative canthal tilt, recessed infraorbitals, orbital hypertelorism and an elongated philtrum how can he rule anyone?
>>220559752youtube recommended is now utterly dogshit with all the ai slop
rorke pretending to like kanye and kid rock to own the imaginary lib in his brain
Blacks are basically bioweapons of judeo-capitalism.
It's a good thing that the world is going into chaos because it'll shake things up Europe needs to make the most of it instead of doubling down on neoliberalism/end of history
all the seething 'ogs will be funny but the hypocritical inconsistent government is very grim.
>>220559878>Jewish ZionistsEthno-nationalism. They want an ethnically pure homeland for the Jewish race and to secure a future for Jewish children. Genociding Arabs and Persians makes colonising the Middle East easier for them.>Christian ZionistsSchizophrenic psychopaths who follow a particular evangelical fundementalist theology in which they believe putting all the Jews in Israel and starting WW3 is unironically necessary to begin the Biblical Apocalypse and make Jesus return.
>>220559904nah we love our Jews
Rorke shifting the conversation to Ye to distract from the fact his pedo hero is about to start nuclear annihilation
Rorke getting angry that a black man has been banned from Britain Leftypol cheering that Sir Keir closed the border
>>220559927mad how all it took to end the world was letting all the indians roam free it's so so over
drink dribing calculator says i am slightly oer the limit but just need a 2 min drive to sains reckon it's safe i have high tolerance so i think i'll be slightly under compared to the average bloke
>>220559942uk is a judeo-christian countryemphasis on judeo
I don't get it. Why is he banned. What can he do to get unbanned. I still have hope. It's just been blocked. It can be unblocked. Who is this woman? Can she get him unblocked?
it's a good day to be a cyclist
what do you mongs think the government can do about small boat migrants?do you think sir snake charmer can just erect a wall along the dover shore?
>nuclear war!!!no of you believe thisbe silent
watching a blackbird hopping around and singing its little song outside and thinking about how mental it must be to be a little bird with living things 100x larger than you all over the place not knowing if they'll eat you or stomp on you or shout at you
>>220560006shabana can just flash her tits and they'll turn back
>>220560001In Australia they call her Zarah Raisin
>>220560001wtf i love pakistani women now
>>2205600052 quid a litre of petrol soon lad. cyclechads never stop winning
shaved brown paki minge
>>220560025just filled up my bird bath x
>>220560006deny all asylum applicationsput them in cages with bare minimum food and waternever let them out unless it's to go back where they came fromthey'll soon stop coming
sir jew lover oppressing the mandemFREE YE
>>220559999Rorke just ReTruth’d this on TruthSocial
>>220560032>She was a Labour Party MP until July 2024 when she had the whip suspended for voting against the government to scrap the two-child benefit cap.never mind, fucking scumbagthe two-child benefit cap is a policy that benefits british people more than any other
>>220560052:)
If Kanye went on an anti-white tirade, the government probably would have sponsored the festival
>>220560032she's fit for one of them
as soon as the sun comes out so do the cleavages don't they
Are the single unemployed men in their 30s calling refugees parasites again are they?
bih named sultana
> The 17 countries that would have visas blocked by ReformIndia, Bangladesh or Pakistan are not included on this list
>'they run the music business and the banks'>career ended>bank accounts frozen>'that's what you get for pedalling antisemitic lies'
sucking on my own arse
>>220560051south asian fanny looks like german shepard mouth
Sir Pedo Nukes
cant help but laugh at how utterly shit and schizo this country is
>>220560104i'd eat her sultana
wouldn’t mind licking her sultana
>>220560007i would survive it anyway thanks to my roach like physiology
>>220560088i know leftypol doesn't believe in nation states but british tax money should benefit british people
>>220560111what are the 17 countries?
i have the floor to myself now all you FANNIES are waiting for the new
>>220560068It exists solely to support Somalian and Pakistanis to have 6 children. British people on average have fewer than 2 children.
I'm so depressed rn YE YOU AIN'T CANCELLED IN MY HOUSEALEXA PLAY HEARTLESS
>>220560111saw someone call them deform shitain and laughed
Hope nukes get dropped all over the place and I die quickly with little knowledge of what occured
>>220560137*crushes you into green goo with my foot*
>>220560142Get a job Rorke you fat dosser
>>220560118fucking screaming at the accuracy
>>220556112>>220556112>>220556112
deform shitain
Rorke is crying, he's crying because a black man has been prevented from entering the UK.
>>220560098Gonna be furious if she spills tea on that rug
>>220560175>brown parasite good>white parasite bad
>>220560145Like Trinidad and st kitts those sort of places
I'd have not just the immigrants deported, but all PIP and benefit recipients and anyone unemployed for more than 5 years.Deported to where? I think Rockall would be a good start. Let them starve there for a few days then bring in a fresh batch.Televise it too. They are just as worthless as the small boat migrants. Just because they're white it doesn't make them more useful.
>>220560177the black bits that look like theyve been burnt with a lighter and everything. eeeeeyuck!!!
>>220560191The same joke has been made like 4 times in the thread mate
>>220560206Still triggered you didn't it thoughbeit
>>220560196At least the asylum seekers want to work mate, you’re free to and you spend all day wanking
>>220560200imagine theres a grand total of 8 people from st kitts and nevis living the UK right now so good thinking
>>220560226>At least the asylum seekers want to work mate,LOL
Why is Leftypol always so disingenuous. I'd say it speaks volumes about his politics that he has to purposefully misconstrue and outright lie in order to stand any ground in a conversation.
>>220560230Yeah exactly
>At least the asylum seekers want to work mate
>>220560226people trafficking isn't work mate
>>220560242the real way out of this mess is leftypolism with racist characteristics but we all know that's not happening
>>220560242bit passive aggressive, this
>>220557581>>220557581>>220557581>>220557581>>220557581
>>220560263Doubt it, leftypol has ran the show for decades and he can't bring himself to counter any establishment policies
>>220559955Need AIPAC defunded
>>220560001Based Zarah
>>220560098Look like my mate's peng sister
