Tarot edition
going to poo prison for... poo screaming
>>220570027would you rather live in germany after the war in 1945 or pakistan?
thick rock hard shit just absolutely tore through my anus lads, blood in the boggood grief!
>>220570082what does the empress mean
>>220570082why do girls like tarot so much
HELLO BOYS
>>220570110Germany after the war, things can only get better and they did
>>220570117giwtwm
Es bleiben im Raum: Hegseth, Caine, Vance, und Rubio.
I paid £1000 for a tarot and received The foolThe hermitThe hanged man
>>220570126It's astrology for "not like the other girls"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75R1AW5YrZ4couldn't get away with this today!
eating pizza in bed and cryign
>>220570129true, so why would pakistanis go back to pakistan?
>>220570128cute
Genuinely do not get the appeal of Alysa Liu
>>220570156mixing vodka and beer and dying
>>220570176quirk chungus mid hapa girl makes incels and third worlders go goo goo ga ga
>>220570128zesty
>Glover listens to Whitey on the Moon, a poem by Gil Scott-Heron, twice a week on his commute to work.[28]omds
>>220570176She's seriously cute
rorke getting the hermitleftypol getting the hanged man
The "nothing ever happens" folk are absolutely shitting themselves and will be so fucking reileved if it doesn't happen
bit mad how trump went from america first no more wars to death of a civilisation
>>220570176the classic average achievable girl who is a bit silly
>>220570227ktim
>>220570176cute and talented
>>220570176her piercings disgust me. genuinely think we should start polluting again so people with ugly piercings suffer as their shitty ironwork rusts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_photographs_considered_the_most_importantthoughts?
>>220570210shes cute but she would never date me so I hate her
>>220570220tell me what you think is going to happendo you think trump is going to nuke tehran or something
Anyone else lowkey want to see it happen
>>220570027>>220570057rorke wishing death upon himself and his entire extended family to own the libs
craving some salt and pepper chicken from the chinky
>>220570268no
>>220570249>No Piper Perri interracial memeFake list
>>220570249posted this myself a few days ago
I went to a petting zoo when I was a kid and I went into a barn that I didn't know I was supposed to go in, turns out it was the shire horse's barn and it was one of the biggest horses I've ever seen.Luckily it was a friendly horse, because I approached it and stroked its face after it lowered it for me. My dad found me and slowly picked me up and walked me out, but I'll never foget that horse. Still get emotional thinking of how beautiful and gentle it was.
>>220570249Never even seen some of these photos
>>220570275that would be some epic ownage tbf
>>220570220It’s already not confirmed not to be happening mate. Pakistan has agreed a 2 week ceasefire between them. You fell for it again.
>>220570268lowkenuinely can't believe people think something might actually happen
>>220570142i know, the comic is ridiculous. as if you can't read and have friends and interests, and also exercise and keep in good shape all at the same time. it's weird how some people actually look down on people who go to the gym
*confidently says nothing ever happens while I'm fucking shitting myself hoping it doesn't happen"
>>220570298*wasn't supposed to go in
>>220570298very cute post
>>220570268Yes. I have no gf so billions and such.
rorke muttering "y-you lost tranny" as he dies under the irradiated rubble
don't do it donny
death of civilization but it's the yank empirebravo trump!
If you ever get bored; try sticking a cream egg up your arse
you probably don't even hear it when it happens
>>220570275All of Rorke’s family hate him and he has no mates so he has nothing to lose. Trump has already TACO’d however.
Operation Linebacker III tonight?
>>220570249Where's Blue Marble?Where's Afghan girl?Where's the Russian ambassador to Turkey on the floor in that gallery?Where's Trump raising his fist?
>>220570336America is an anti civilisation
>>220570333would quite like to have sex with one of these iranian tarts
Losing weight journey starts NOW
>>220570339*dies like godzilla falling on a tiny train and buildings*
>>220570364ktim after 6 bottles of wine and 3 takeaways at the weekend
might as well pray to Jesus if you're so scared, can't hurt can it x
>>220570249chebs!
FUCKING HELL LADS TURN ON BBC NEWS NOW
>>220570364You'll lose 100% of your weight if a nuclear missile hits tonight
>>220570339apparently its meant to sound like a train coming towards you
>>220570298went to a petting zoo as a child and got fucking bumrushed by a peacock. thought i was a goner
Have you ever eaten alligator?
Bravo Six going dark
What's all these posts about being nukedIran doesn't have nukes they can't retaliate
>>220570391>Breaking News: Rorke's mum has kicked him out the house for moving like a bhenchod
>>220570293Strange coincidence, didn't steal your post, came across that page a few days before you posted it.
>>220570410...yh
imagine being on artemis II, passing behind the dark side of the moon, and when you come out on the other side the nukes have gone off
>>220570391omg whats happening
rdr2 is always on sale but i can't be bothered because you need the rockstar launcher
if I was the russian general in charge of nuking england I'd leave london and birmingham untouched, just pepper the english countryside and the north instead heheh
>>220570418that is odd isn't it
if drumpf starts dropping nukes then I’ll have to step in
>>220570298Horses are majestic creatures
>>220570410no but I eat horse a couple of times a year its good
>>220570425sure this was the premise for a twilight zone episode
Had a dream a few days ago and this pretty woman who was so vivid that she seemed like a real person told me to get on the train to Hereford, and I am honestly considering it. I choose to believe she's there and is real and is my sole mate.
>>220570176
Iran dropped a nuke on America, about 15 quids worth of damage
>>220570417sc
OH FUCK HE'S DONE IT
me? gettininto football just to shitpost on /sp/ watch threads
bagsy ella purnell's irradiated remains
Gooning to the Instagram heart meme before the nukes drop
>>220570449stupid cute moles
>>220570449looks so much like my half sister
Peace and love. I am warning you with peace and love!
>>220570210she's highschool crush that you only like because she's the first girl you've met that also watches anime cute
>>220570449so cute
ramirez's counterattack will save burger town
>>220570484giz her number
>>220570484set a nigga up
Rorke beating his neighbour to death for a bottle of vodka thinking the nukes have dropped But he forgot he just lives in Northumberland
if you actually believe nukes are real I’ve got a fucking bridge to sell you spastic
>>220570405you'd bumrush kids too if you were a peacock
the good guys won in madrid now it's our turn
one thing that makes me not a full rorke is that I don't really find blonde woman as attractive as brunettes
>>220570298went to a farm where you could pet and feed the animals as a kid with my parents and nan and there were geese, mum and nan told me not to put my hand near their beaks, did it anyway and started screaming because i got bit
what fucking nukes are going to be launched you RETARDS
>>220570509yeah? when was the last time a country with nukes was invaded
two best memories from childhood is holding a little duckling at a petting zoo and then also driving a little car on a mini track that was designed like real streets and gave me a pass certificate. wouldnt actually pass my real driving test until i was 26
playing deadlock
>>220570510this nigga called piss penis
>>220570487This never happened for me :(
>>220570535All of themTrump just messaged me to get onto the emergency helicopter he's sending to my House
CHEADLE JUST GOT NUKED
>>220570535this one * bents over and does a big poo*
>>220570510
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM our army ads are so madi cannot imagine any teacher i had being pleased if they found out i joined the army
I’m a 29 year old virgin freak with no friends
yeah? you bented over did you?
>>220570527those farm geese are extremely aggressive, i got chased a few times on a friend's hobby farm
>>220570577>soh cah toa on my knob you bich
we're going on a trip in our favourite rocket ship
nothing ever happens
my A-level biology teacher did tell the class he would suicide at 50 if not for the pension
>>220570608Refugee pov
dadberg thought it was worth pointing out that more americans died in the civil war than in world wars. didnt have the heart to tell him it's because it was american casualties on both sides
>>220570536You’re proving my point mate
Absolutely mental how we may be the only planet in the universe with advanced life, yet after how many millions of years humans are still terrible and primitiveNot to sound Reddit, but just the thought that it's an absolute miracle to even have life and a stable ecology, yet we on this planet do nothing but inflict suffering and atrocity on one anotherIt gives me the fear tbqh
if it weren't for world of warcraft, i'd have never had sex
>>220570579same but im a bit younger and have a couple of friends
zero gravity sex with christina koch
I genuinely forgot Liverpool were still in this Well I don't blame them for that FA Cup performance now
he must have been pretty badly behaved tbf
Emma Watson has a gassy bum.
going to sneak out to see mario galaxy with friendberg whether my parents like it or not
>>220570652need it
>>220570667He was the bull for a cuckationship and whipped to fuck harder from a report I read
>>220570688rebel with a cause
>>220570667NIGGA WHO TAUGHT YOU OCTAGON Classic Chris Rock Joke from his famous "I love Black People but I hate NIGGAS" set
https://youtu.be/Y9mf_J-70R8
cody a missle just breeched the pereemeter
>>220570551>>220570574
>>220570579ktim
>>220570707yhgetting a yoshi popcorn bucket while im at it
Watched a pirated stream the whole match and then realised I pay for prime just nowThis happens every time lol what am I like
>>220570082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa6UrKyT3Yw
might bring my pocket jew to bed and post here for a bitfeeling sleepy you see
Over the last few thousand years, humans have become far more technologically advanced, but other organisms haven'tLol keep up losers
>>220570728evil CUNT
>>220570719get it put between two massive crackers
>TWO WEEK CEASEFIRETWO WEEK CEASEFIRE>TWO WEEK CEASEFIRETWO WEEK CEASEFIRE>TWO WEEK CEASEFIRETWO WEEK CEASEFIREThank fuck lads. Was panicking a bit there.
>>220570625>>220570696weirdo
feeling depressed, post something to cheer me up please x
>>220570579big plans for your 30th then?
>>220570728rorkebird doing this once fifty million years ago and somehow surviving
emmayank's off the poo lads
>>220570579sacked tranman
I wish she would love me back bros
>>220570728Clavicular if he was an animal
>>220570758not officially confirmed yet hes considering it
>>220570762
>>220570719Diego insisting this is a fake image created by evil scientists to try to convince you that God isn't real
>>220570758Why? Trump is a master negotiator. He wrote a book on it. The Art Of The Deal. It's a very famous book. A very famous book. Good Book. Donald Trump wrote it.
Rorke surviving the nukeRorke bleeding to death agonisingly from radiation induced organ failure over the next two weeks
>>220570803extremely funny webm
>>220570728Its that easy to pull birds
I need 2 character references but I literally have nobody wtf am I supposed to do? can friendless incels not even get jobs anymore
>>220570762This might help
>>220570779what did he do?
>>220570779screaming at the idea of this shut-in posting about emma watsons shit for over a decade and then being shocked to discover that poo in fact smells
>>220570823just make them up i doubt lidl will care enough to look into it
Is it over
>>220570825shopped
>>220570779extremely funny
do you think urchins were raped more or less than stray children would be today? i ask because you dont really see stray children any more and how much of pedophilia is modern incels exposed to cardi b but not getting sex
always found character references a terrifying ordealwhat if you're an autistic sperg freak or fell out with your previous employer, then what? become homeless because you've got no references?
>>220570860ktim
>>220570856>brown nipplesewbritish boys are meant to have soft pink nipples
just got up and closed the window
>>220570865
>>220570860welcome to the world... rorke!
>>220570899BRAAAAAP
>>220570885womberg
>>220570885ja perdole bober
>>220570785Obviously he’s going to accept it because TACO
meesa getting kinda pissed off
making healthy changes in lifewe're going to make it
work to be done
>>220570758Where you seeing this? Twitter is down for me
>>220570762Banter
in an alternate reality, hull is the capital of england
young mary beardwould you?
thinking leftypol thoughts so i dont die
>>220570924mad how the whole world finds immense joy in baiting the most egoistic and impulsive man ever
might have one last wank before the bombs fall
>>220571008No she's brain-dead
>>220571018good post that was
>>220570965ESTONIA locked in
>>220571000that's sexual assault
when i was 18 i released an album of kirby remixes i made and that is the only notable thing i did as a teen
>>220571008God no
They're going to bomb infrastructure at most
>>220570791>>220570803>>220570825>>220570830>>220570858>>220570885>>220571000thanks lad :)
mi tink me gwaan yam da pud pud
>>220570082>>220570124I've been studying tarot, got distracted from one of the books I was reading on it. The Empress stands for mothering, abundance, senses, nature iirc. Feminine energy, sexuality, physical world etc. There's a load of symbolism on the card I can't remember, like the number of stars on her crown, the river probably representing the unconscious and other stuff.
rorke putting his devices in the faraday cage
>>220571038woman of my dreams
>>220570885Australia is like Narnia, so many strange creatures inhabit it
watching love on the spectrum to cringe at them for being lower functioning autists than me
>>220571000what the actual fuck is wrong with moids
I just saw a bright flash outside
lol what a time to be alive
>>220570364getting maccas shortly myself
Old ASMRfu loved tarot cards so much she made a second channel for it and focused on that even though it barely got any views
>>220571066hope u feel better soon
Can u go to Iran right now or are they closed
>>220571109How much are maccies meals in Oz these days?
does anyone know the term for weird nigerian/african comments on every social media post from premier league teams? I swear there was like a meme word but i totally forgot.there has to be at least one person who understands what im talking about
>>220571106Still about as valid as your average opinion poll.
>>220571093and they still mog memadness
uruguay be kidding me
>>220571144/epl/ would probably know but I understand what you mean
>>220571144dey twitter?
>>220571155the fat cowboy got engaged to the girl who needed to take dolls everywhere and only ate plain mcdonaldsdont know how they can get some but not me
i like corn and also like to eat it
post some tasteful images of lovely ladies please, nothing too indian-brained, just nice snaps of beautiful women
You lads heard about this 'Israel' country in the Middle East? What's that all about then? They aren't even Muslims!
>>220571173yessss thank you lots
>>220571189
>>220571144Does it begin with an n and end in an r?
>>220571139too much just way too fucking much like 18-20 aud
>>220571175I bet you can get with a spacker freak too if you clean up a bit x
>>220571206i bet her farts stink
oh my DAYS
literally impossible to pirate Minecraft even the launchers require u have an account
>>220571213Fucking hell and I thought it was pricey here
>>220571221Thought your mum was already taken?
>>220571236it not right
>>220571231legacy launcher
>>220571243done that cunt
>>220571228What a retarded fucking survey lumping in 19 year old virgins with 29 year old virgins absolute cunts
just posted something cringe in the family whatsapp group :\
>>220571228That's madness, I wonder what it looks like for women
>>220571231how does bro not have an account by name lmfao
>>220571262gay cousin of mine once genuinely posted his dick by mistake
had the urge to play minecraft again recently but i can't for the life of me remember my mojang account log in13 year old me must've used some retarded username and password
why are footy mongs like this
>>220571228This was made up by incels btw
>>220571284they're dunderheaded addle-pates
>>220571284cos it's a laugh
got a theory that consensual incest is on the rise massively but not being reported 1 no ones shagging so theyre horny2 everyones autistic now3 everyone stays at home all day and lives with their family4 incest porn normalised it get a study done because i believe my hypothesis is correct
>>220571284It was his second house by the way, they decided to leave that out of the title
>>220571284such a strange looking bloke, he looks like he's wearing someone else's skin
>>220571284he owns multiple properties, lives in thailand and is selling one he owns in the UK
>>220571284grim
>>220571236Post the full, uncropped version of this image.
>>220571290>>220571319when did /brit/ hire a fact checker? hope this isn't coming out of janny's wages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGB9zsJU3l0
>>220571309actually grim how it's not uncommon for siblings to shagusually it's not consensual thoughnot sure how i'd live with myself going my whole life knowing i shagged my sister when i was a kid. gives me the fear
rorke wearing his gi to work and saying "thank you sensei" to the bus driverthe bus driver shedding a tear of joy
>>220571284once asked my dad to get me an umbro tracksuit because I loved oblivion and used the umbra sword
>>220571283think you had to convert it a few years back to a microsoft jew one i lost my account that way
>>220571332I don't have it and I'd get banned if I posted Tim's spunky willy anyway, soz.
what would u do if Iran launched nukes at us and we had 6 hours till they hit?Me I’d go buy heroin and try it to see what all the fuss is about
used to build loads of giant crosses in minecraft when i was 13 for some reasoni'm not even christian
>>220571351umm bro x
but thats just a theory. a game theory
imagine being a mongwas with someone who couldn't count or identify numbers today
>>2205713696 hours? Did they send them by Royal Mail?
>>220571369Rush to ground zero and put my bollocks on it
>>220571346MOANING
>>220571374and how is your dad doing x
>>220571369would be intercepted
>>220571369post on brit with the boys as per usual waheeeyyyy!!!
why is this degeneracy being normalised
>>220571345>it's not uncommon for siblings to shagYes it is>>220571383GRUNTING
>>220571402We can't even intercept a rubber dingy going at 5 miles per hour across the Channel
>>220571411this bitch is so ugly dont get why she is every movie
>>220571402We don't have anything to intercept ICBMs
tyranitarhoundoomumbreonsneaselmurkrowferaligatr
can’t intercept them bloody dinghies comin in at Dover but can intercept and eject Ye hm ok
>>220571437rorkes e621 search history
>>220571263Women have girls and solo holidays to have sex abroad
>>220571433*presents prolapsed anus**marvel music starts playing*
right see you tomorrow then when we definitely won't have been nuked and i definitely will still have to go to work
>>220571448That's an ICBN
just intercepted a missile aimed at a /brit/poster's bollocksnow say thank you
>>220571456So do men
>>220571411nigga what hasn't been normalized at this point?
when i was about 12 people used to laugh at me for never having kissed a girl bet they'd be shocked to find out i still haven't aged 30
>>220571467Far far less men go abroad than women
>>220571433leftypol bending over and taking the whole thing in his bum, saving england
God rewards faith
>>220571463*stand up in fury and pull up my trousers*WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
hi i just fartedthanks
>>220571469fuck em they were probably lying
I need Emma Watson’s farts fed through a tube going right into my nostrils.
>>220571511what about her poo
Leftypol filling the nuclear bunkers with asylum seekers
rorke saving his zingers for the new
Leftypol making the nuclear bunkers populated exclusively by girls and African men
>>220571482Not 'far far less', I think women travel more but there's not that a big difference. There are tonnes of deanos go on a #lads holiday in shagaluf and shagging women left right and centre even if they have a gf at home.
>>220571527Yes well we will need bulls
And what, pray tell, of Bobby Sands Burger?
>>220571511You're very committed to this old gimmick
poo scream poo scream poo scream poo scream>>220571562>>220571562>>220571562
>>220570126I just like the art style
