Americans should convert to Islam. The Ummah would welcome us with open arms.
Eric Trump is cute XD
>>220572113This.The best religion
The men of al zutt
Islam has always been the religion that Americans yearn for deep down. Trump is going to convert millions
>>220572378You sure about that?
>>220572409Maybe. You tried to ban alcohol once
>>220572113TrvkePraise be to Allah!
>>220572474Like Muhammad's HIV status, I am positive
>>220572113It WILL happen. Amerifats went from "whats a Mooslim"" in 2000, to "towel head ayy-rabs" in the naughties, to incorporating arabic words in their lingo in 2026. The biggest star (arguably) of out time is ishowspeed, and he says 'alhamduillah' and 'yallah'. Central Cee talks about Islam, every member of the beta squad are Muslims. My point is, gen alpha and the younger zoomers are exposed to so much of Islam, and have already incorporated plenty of arabic words into their lexicon. This extreme switch happened in a generation. Now, a Muslim runs new york- in spite of his Indian roots (look at vivek ramaswamy). The most notable left wing media personality is a crypto muslim (Adam Mockler). So yeah, Islam is the future of America. But it will probably be an americanized version of islam. A bastardized form of it, just like what they did with Christianity.
>>220572825It's a weak hadith tho. I don't think any muslim takes it seriously.Besides the "ride" wasn't meant in a sexual way.
>>220572880>But it will probably be an americanized version of islam. A bastardized form of it, just like what they did with Christianity.Good lord. I'm afraid of what'll happen
>>220572378That hadith isn't saying anything about gay sex btw.
>>220572378Zuttposting will never get old
>>220573049It's false, however
>>220573228Proof
>>220573249You can read it yourself. Just Google musnad Ahmad 3788. It's about s bunch of djinnsBesides even then it's a weak hadith because the chain of tradition isn't reliable
>>220572113Unironically, why not?
>>220572880>>220572959No need to worry. pisslam is already a bastardized version of Christianity.
>>220574167Not really
>>220572113Youve always been islamic though.Youve always been retarded warmongers ruled by pedophilic warlords.
>>220574181>Mohammed (aka the "ear") mishears Jews and Christians talking about Moses hitting the rock for water in the desert.>Embellishes or telephones that into whatever the fuck picrel is.Yes, really.
I agree Islam is the last refuge from the great evil perversion that is Woke
>>220572378
>>220574231Mate, you don't know what you're talking about. The part about Moses and stone/water are there in the QoranPic rel is people not understanding what they've read
>>220572525That and Mormonism was basically trying to invent Islam without actually knowing about Islam. Puritanism wasn't hard enough for us.
>>220574344My intuition tells me Mohammed was trying to piece together the Bible from bits and pieces he picked up along the grapevine. This should be common sense for most people.
>>220574369He had access to the whole book if he wantedChristianism was fairly common in Arabia. Even his first wife was a christian
>>220572915The use of ride in Arabic actually does have that precise meaning and in this context.
>>220574998You know it doesn't
>>220575009I've actually looked into this, I assume more than you have because you're in denial, and yes yakbuhun meaning ride/mount is considered proximate to the English use. Commentaries on Al-Zutt have stated that Abdullah's action to sit down when the men of Al-Zutt approached him is interpreted as him protecting his behind.
>>220575147Bro there was no gay sex
>>220572113No
>>220575165Cope haji
>>220574575He couldn't read.
>>220575208All I say is true
>>220575295Ali could've read to him
>>220575323
>>220572113No soy fan de Whabbi Bugho' carnalJa'yeed' hoot'hoot' es muy criminal
>>220572113I just read the ceasefire terms and holy shit this is beyond humiliation Iran BVLLS wonSerious question how do trump cucks even look at themselves in the mirror in the morning
>>220572113Nah, that sounds gay and retarded.
>>220575300All you say is cope, habibi
>>220572113Religion of winners desu
>>220576242I'm a fedora with interest in islam, nothing more>>220575338Ali was literate
>>220572113Can you just leave us alone?? It's literally all we ask for. We want nothing to do with you, why must you always forcefully shove your nose in our affairs uninvited. Just leave us alone! It's very cringe and pathetic.
