holodem edish
I'm a beautiful lady and I have a headache
nth for the gyaldem
>>220573472I was reading how he's supposedly unconscious which makes all this nonsense even more ridiculous, imagine if they surrendered and he woke up to find out the Shah is back in town
Christina Koch is a cutie thoughI wish I had an astrogf
>>220573506>>220573468fuck off
>>220573506bet my fits mog the fuck out of hersposer sket
https://x.com/ryangrim/status/2041622790298616241scr
i NEED to kill myself it's getting beyond a joke
>>220573526think ill wait 5 more years
>>220573512no kids and post child rearing agewhy don't successful women ever have childrenit's bloody sad it is
nth for the umagyarudem
>>220573535I'm in love with a Bulgarian girl
>>220573522eat a booger>>220573524jules has been rocking that aesthetic for bare time still
/brit/ extends its thanks to the Pakistanis for stepping in to avert WW3
>>220573566Doesn't change anything
https://vocaroo.com/1i7o0d8dPwIv
>>220573555me too buddy
>>220573589Does she love you back Mine doesn't
>>22057350920 hours on life support
>>220573551on chic
>>220573594no she doesnt
>can discuss literally any topic you want on /int/>except politicsan odd rule, aye? there's a sports board but thou art not penalised for discussing the footythere's a tv board but thou art not penalised for discussing the latest season of PRIMALthere's a /gif/ board but thou art not penalised for discussing rorke's mum just a carve out for politics and politics aloneexcept not even politics really, UK politics gets a pass most of the time, just yank politicsinconsistent rule applicationJanman needs to grow up
>>220573642because politics inevitably shits up the thread and poisons the well for the entire day because half of the people here are spastics who can't let go of something
>>220573566she got her bum out
>>220573586that sounds familiar
>leftypol wantd to go back to the moon>artemis astronauts turn out to be right-wing christians>leftypol now wants it all shut down
>>220573661*stealth 100*.. unless
>>220573725I like it when the rocket flies, sorry love.
on the winegot the post-punk ongot my knickers on x
>>220573818is that a recent pic? she still looks good
fucking hell lads check out mr statesman over here dropping his hot political takes like hes running for prime minister arent you mature and sophisticated mate we're all so impressed by your wisdom keep it coming we definitely asked for it
wir müssen die Juden ausrotten
>>220573835yeah, she's lost weight but not too much of her breasticles thankfully
probably gonna wank to cocks on anime girls shortly
It's not ban evasion if I've never posted on /vg/ you miserable cocksuckers you've really done it this time, I'm about to have a word with someone and end this whole enterprise
>>220573855those tits are not going anywhere good for her
>>220573642>an odd rule, aye?no not at all you boring little rat fuck retard
I call 'em niggers
>>220573843ja
breasts
>>220574014plenty of them
It's only 1AM come on, get lively!
>>220573725I recognize that cunt
ANNOUNCEMENT: The /brit/ Supreme Security Council has agreed to enter a temporary two week ceasefire to conduct negotiations with outer /int/. Bradleys will not be posted in other threads during this time.
>>220574074it's 3 am here and Im properly drunk my head is gonna hurt tomorrow
/pol/ absolutely shitting on America right now hahahahahahahaha
Do that little sexy dance for me
>>220574098go to bed and have a nice sleep thinking of kat dennings' tits
>>220574082I pray that this is just rage bait.
>>220574120she looks familiar but I cant tell from what
>lost in Vietnam >lost in Iraq>lost in Afghanistan >now lost against IranThe age of pax Americana is over
mental that americans never helped during the falklands but want us to die for their israeli masters in iran
>>220574213they are ungrateful cunts
>>220574213Never forget when we helped them overthrow Mosaddegh in Iran only for the yanks to then stab us in the back over SuezThen Eisenhower had the gall to say he regretted that decision after leaving office, the cunt
>>220574213Doing it alone made us look more badarse
Anime is for incel losers just like frogimages
>>220574213will never ever ever change my opinion on american neocon war-mongering, will never support it
rorke getting angry again over events that happened before his parents were even born
>>220574213
>>220574280Apu is cool
what's up with his teeth
nuclear holocaust canceled
>>220574324this is how you negotiate
>>220574318who is this very ugly
>pax Britannica Beat the French, Russians, Chinese, Boers, ottomans and the Spanish etc>pax AmericanaWon in Kuwait and in some South American countries
oh my DAYS rorkehttps://petition.parliament.uk/archived/petitions/45170
>>220574318>>220574339
>>220574341won against the USSR
>>220574341I've been thinking about that recently Was the British empire really more OP than current America? I doubt they could conquer India and shit
would be very funny watching Zack Polanski playing at PM when he didn't know the difference between deficit and debt
>>220574354ghouls
>>220574362Yeah it would be funny as fuck although pretty horrific if he had any real power
>>220574375tbf it's clear you're not going to vote your way out your current predicament, maybe accelerating the destruction is the best option
>>220574346howl
>>220574387It really isn't but I don't think we'll get out of our current predicament in any case
just ate some crisps lmao
>>220574346>2 signatures
>>220574410That would be me
>>220574401Greens winning would be good because it would do irreparable damage to leftypolReform winning would change literally nothing and give leftypol a scapegoat
>Americans losing to Iran >Anglos and Soviets conquered Iran in 6 days
Slaughtered a Serb in Srebrenica in September 2006. It was on a Saturday, and done in self-defense.
>>220574458>Anglos and Soviets neither exist anymore
>>220574465good
>>220574482I'm Anglo
Slagbreaker General
>>220574346howling
LETS MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE!
>>220574444Tbh I'm really terrified at how youth polls here and in the UK, sort of wish our youth was more like the Germans.
>>220573468weebs
>>220574551think they'll get there, we're nowhere as bad demographically as most of Europe yet
Tbh
desu
>>220574501yeah so are we haha
>>220574471would be nice for her to smother me
>>220574576OneNation is finally rising but they're not far-right enough. Our demographics aren't as bad but they're still concerning, I literally see jeets, fobs and niggers everyday and I live in Queensland.
31 year old virgin me
senpai
The Atlanta Braves have put together this seven-inch burger called "The Bat Flip"This creation features two pounds of seasoned beef patties, braised short rib, crispy pork belly, melted cheese, crunchy onions, green leaf lettuce, sliced red tomatoes, and a fried egg all stacked on a toasted brioche bun
reckon we'll get a heterosexual eurovision this year due to the anti-israel boycotters
>>220574636signs are still positive imo, you don't actually need the whole country on board for real changethe reality is you can only lie to and propagandise people for so long
>>220574647
>>220574683sodom and gomorrah
I’m in your walls
I hate the biomass so much it's unreal Leftypol needs to pay for what he's done
>>220574701I guess so, but most metro areas in the big states are still going to need some form of remigration.
I have fantasies of fucking myself. Literally
>>220574729I went to Kew Gardens today and it felt like I was in Bangladesh
what if rorke were an ibex?
>>220574723
>>220574735even my leftypol friends think immigration will need to be lowered and certain people need deportationthese people were full on cultists 5 years ago
>>220574764do you feel more british or american?
>>220574764we had ibex here 100 years ago but they killed them
>>220574799Wow that's kind of crazy, what exactly made them change their mind?
>>220574503phwoarwas lissenin to witchfinder general udder dayonly recently got into em morefirst time i lissenes found the voice off puttingbut i do like der meat and potatos style metal
>>220574835housing and interacting with Indiansone of my friends had his gf photographed at the gym by one of them
I suffer in TERF island
>>220574808neither :^)
>>220574855first it was a hammer film with I think vincent price?peter cushing? whatever, those movies were awful
Alysa Liu is my girlfriend :)
>>220574409scream
really
>>220574941omg jealous
>>220574857Why tf are jeets so rapey
>>220574941Raccoon girls beganIn two thousand twenty-six(which was rather late for me)
>>220574941alyss p-u stinky
water is good
um
you guys ever misraced anyone
>>220575164...yh
just got off the phone with trump
Rorke is being held in the gherkin and is being made a plaything of the cronemI repeatRorke is being held in the gherkin and is being made a plaything of the cronem
>>220575213what's professional snooker player judd trump doing up at this hour
From Emma Watson’s bum comes some very awful smells. She’s gassy again.
>Lesbian here...
>>220575254Amazing how all these trannies are “lesbians”. Almost like they’re heterosexual men with AGP and a crossdressing fetish or something.
>>220575278Yes like Employed Woman. It's nerd/incel apocalypse and all the white nerds are trooning out for a very slim hope of seeing a vagina before they die.
>>220575164i wouldn't dare
Can you help us find Lailah?Lailah, aged 13, was last seen in Gordon on Sunday, 5 April 2026.
>>220575241no he isn't don't be silly
>>220575254people shouldn't look like this
Reminder that there is no legitimate ontological status to the concept 'gay' 'lesbian' 'trans', these are just people who've surrendered to aberrant desires. They can be freed of these desires.
need a shit
Can you help us find Kya?Kya, aged 14, was last seen in Heathcote on Saturday, 4 April 2026.
>>220575374tmi tmi
>>220575329Yes he isThey’re doing it in the name of neo-liberalism
been hunched over for an hour without realising it
Learn SSBE/Modern RP/Southern England English?OR...General North American English?OR..Farsi?OR...(insert the language you think I should learn here)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7SUqKJb7tk&list=PLnif9Rfb5AdmVAOZqD7ylZCT7Ec01MtLU&index=2the listen
>>220575445learn welsh english :)
dead trim
I hate other people No I’m not Chinese either
>>220575485Do like the fact that late antique sculpture had anime eyes.
Guten Abend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF1ute_SgG4kek
>>220575487ktim
>>220575501honestly think balding men should experiment with hairstyles like this
Cannae sleep
>>220575501this nigga look like he has wares for coin
bet roman africa was cool
>>220575586Bet it was full of niggers
>>220575586imagine the smell
>>220575606>>220575612right well there wouldn't have been any sub saharans there at the time so cool it with the racism
wonder what biscuitlad is up to
really want a black friend (read: african, not abo) as a curiositywould really make me feel good inside to treat one of those onga bonga men with respect, as someone i even like, though secretly i loathe their sort, the cognitive dissonance wouldn't bother me none
>>220575586my sister spent some time in tunisia as an undergrad, she said the roman sites were spectacular but the country was exhausting
>>220575586go play assassins creed origins and you can hang around in cyrene in its heyday and climb all their buildings, you can even go around picking silphium and hear romans cracking jokes about how gay the greeks are
I wish I sounded like him. The Scottish accent sounds so cool.
she'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene
...
>>220575729love it when he says 'two cheeks of the same arse'
>>220575717did she imbibe too much high quality olive oil?
>>220575699id love to have a little negro town on my vast estate, teach them about civilisation and manage their little lives as they amass me a fine pile of coins staffing my negro town businesses
>>220575748LOL priceless
>>220575734Damn, Bon Scott must've thought real hard on that line
is it true that successful blacks with respectable jobs (lawyers, doctors, even cops) usually hate other blacks?
why are rorke and leftypol both obsessed with black people?
>>220575767Bon Scot fucked so many women around the world he's probably the father of several posters itt who don't realize it
Fuck me the Artemis crew have shit taste in music
>>220575755idk but for her sake i hope so
>>220575791The more intelligent blacks I've known wanted to be white and fuck white women only. I went to this one black guy's house in South San Francisco and his family were extremely warm and friendly to me, yet when we left my friend was negative about them saying he hates them. Weird experience
kino
there is so much slop produced on streaming sites now and I'll regularly get normies saying have you seen 'the x of y' or 'the x' or 'xing y' or the 'xy' or 'x by y' and I just know that none of these will be worth watching
>>220575826they're boomers, and i guess they need music that can wake them up but not make them feel homesick or too introspective. like turns their brains on on some ways but off in others
signing off*we are currently off air*
>Vandino and Ugolino Vivaldi were two brothers and Genoese explorers best known for their attempted voyage from Europe to India>They set sail west from the Mediterranean into the Atlantic and were never heard from againrip
do you guys watch Professor Dave Explains in the Yookay?
>>220575826sounds like those trackers were chosen for them by some zoomer girl intern
I've eaten another lads arse once.
>>220575826Literally don't know a single one of those songs
>>220575980okay emmayank I think we've heard enough
>>220575980sounds like a recipe for constipation
morning you fucking sexy beasts
>>220575980Lmao you fucking gayboy.
corrrr scran
>>220576102Aren’t the rich parts of France super stuck up?
>>220576081It not gay it weren't. His ass was hairless like a girl's and his hole pink x
>>220576102screaming
>>220576047Wasn’t me.
>>220576102
>>220576187bootiful brings tear to me fookin eyes like
>>220576187
>>220575960yh
>>220576274wahey go on rorke lad
>>220576274>>220576291Get them bleached... NOW!!!
>>220575826I used to listen to this remix of Green Light back in the day:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsqaK9H6--k
Bleak n rough day compared to the joyride that yesterday was. Woke up on the wrong side the bed i spose. Back up and at 'em tomorrow. 6 AM sharp, always.
Mad that.
Are Germans really like this?
>>220576397why'd it make him look like an extra from a 80s action film?
shun anime postershide anime threads
why'd the leaf pics get deleted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ubKSNyYWhA
so iranian civilisation is going to continue unharmed is it
>>220576442Iranian civilisation died in 1979 when the Islamoids endeavoured to destroy it. Unfortunately TACO Donnie is too pussy to try and revive it.
rorkeypops, rorkeypops, ooh rorkey rorkey rorkey
your first mistake was assuming anything ever happens
thinking about tim vs the builders
the only thing that ever happens ... is nothing
I started dieting a year agoI list 110lbs to dateat a "Healthy weight" BMI, beaming
>>2205764423rd aircraft carrier on the move and likely more troops on the way. Zog regime never came to negotiate
>>220576486congrats ladone bit of advice is to never stop weighing yourself so you can always be in control
Also there will most certainly be a falseflag within this 2 more weeks
sabwina carpenter really is a horrible little impish creature i'd love to step on her and squish her
We need another man like him. He would've had the entire apparatus of the Islamic Republic flattened within 2 weeks. They'd be inaugurating Reza Pahlavi as Shah by this point. Donnie just ain't built for shit like this.
remember that sacha baron cohen film where he's a dictator and he's on the helicopterfunny9/11 2012 lol
Any time I walk into the barbers suddenly the atmosphere goes from 100 to 0 in an instant. I say "alright mate?" to the main guy then take a seat on the couch to wait my turn and it's like all the air has been sucked out the room. Suddenly the dad and his kid waiting for a trim are both shocked and silent and turn their heads to stare at me. Any idle chatter on the barber chairs stops, everyone on edge apparently, barbers and customers alike. But I'm literally just stood there like a normal person, dressed normally, showered and anti-perspirant'd, and nothing I have done warrants this tense reaction. All I'm doing is opening the door, saying hello and sitting down yet everyone looks at me like I'm about to kick off.
>>220576506She's a horrible degenerate little cuckold propagandist and needs to be taught a lesson in the most brutal and violent possible fashion. In Minecraft, of course.
>>220576522screammliterally me it's like i've got an evil forcefield around me
>>220576522all in your head :)
'Xican gf playing games with me really cant be arsed with all this
It fish nite again so it seems
>>220576550get her annihilated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtcEaDF7dqQI'm already getting summer 2024 nostalgia, lads...
did you ever know anyone who went to a waldorf school
>>220576522try smiling and appearing in a good mood
i'm going to rip you apart
'mon then lets fuckin have it ya smarmy blighters
>>220576633oh yea daddy?
just saw a gnome in my garden
house music
>>220576642>AI slop
>>220576689garage music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvEzFW_pH1gIn my dreams, I am an East German.
might become a magician
[thunderous laugh track, applause]
(rorke enters the stage)*loud boos and jeering*
I am become Rorke.
https://youtu.be/CVS_pjWYpsw?si=7SUnxaCx79L3RaNM
I am become Porke.
sleeping
you will be condensed into a cube
>>220576727not really AI slop, real AI slop is bullshit made by pajeets to create engagement on social media, this is just a silly cat video someone did for fun
love wanking over lumi ray, wish she's grow a bush
how the fuck is condensation even a thing nigga lmao
what's the point of even having decimal currency anymore when inflation's so mental you can't buy anything for under a dollarydoo, except a can of kidney beans from aldi which cost 95 centrelinks when i went last night
>>220577148
>>220577008but will I be happy?
got very dark brown hair but with a few auburn highlights in it, am i a ginger lads?
https://youtu.be/H6r-_M8MCYw?si=lkdKpRVHFzeHJ-4A
do you guys like gooning or what
>>220577267Not yourself but there are likely gingers in your ancestry. I have the same hair as you and my dad was ginger.
>>220577307hate it in the same way that I don't like to be hungry or thirsty. it's a bothersome itch that needs to be scratched. hope i get ED some day so that I can be released from lust's grasp on my soul
Nothing Ever Happens chads win again
>>220577307ummm yeahhh
modern 4chan's obsession with calling anyone who disagrees with you indian can get quite grating sometimes
>>220576550Get her deported
*notices rorke is in a room alone with his niece, opens the door and leaves it wide open*
right well that's me doing a thing
trying my best
mental how women have a tiny little peenor at the top of their cooch.
well it all worked out in the end then didn't it? Now he doesn't have to worry about rubbing shoulders with the yummy mummies in Waitrose and can stand in an 8C frozen aisle all day putting frozen ready meals into freezers stood next to obese council estate slobs.
omg this is the longest week EV-ER
Got fish and chipsThis is fish and chips in America
>>220577402s
>>220577493dope ass fish fry supper
I hate living around black and brown people and completely understand white flight now. They're animals.
>>220577515can't be having these particular thoughts out loud lad you know that's not allowed
>>220577481wonder what he thinks about the blacks and browns
im gon dan the damn store fer sum motherfucken carp n taders cody
mental how much better oats are than wheat
i don't drink much but there's this cute lass who works at the bottleshop and i've noticed whenever i go in there to buy something other than alcohol (like a bag of ice usually) she always gives me this big smile, but if i'm actually buying booze her demeanour becomes colderwonder if she's some kind of weirdo who disapproves of drinking despite toiling in a bottleo
>>220577493that beverage looks very refreshing
>>220577521Why the fuck not? They turn everything into shit completely ruin entire cities like a swarm of locusts, they dump garbage everywhere, rude, unintelligent, scheming, selling drugs, irresponsible, preying on white girls- and I'm not even allowed to express dismay?
>>220577542It was cod and sweet tater fries with hush puppiesAnd it weren’t a store it were a fish camp
>>220577555what are you going to do about it lil guppie? complain on 4channel?
i do love americans even if i make fun of themthey're good people
s
>>220577590there he ismr /brit/
gawd dammit cody ive shit ma damn pants man it was those mother fucken hush puppies man need to get to the damn costco for some diapers man sonofabitch
>>220577577yeah they're ok, i have a few yank friends, it's just that they really don't fit in very well in the context of /brit/
>>220577590Tidy that up nigga
yo cody lemme use your moble dude
>people actually think this """ceasefire""" means anythingOh just like the Russia/Ukraine ceasefires is it? Israel started bombing Iran 2 hours after this supposed ceasefire. You think a tone is actually dropping a nuke on a specific announced time? It's just to throw everyone off while he launches a surprise nuke. It will be over at ANY moment. We're fucked. It's over.
>>220577576Should be legal to deport them.
>Wake up >Payment of £80 to randox health last night >Ordered a blood testgood old drunk me taking care of my health
>>220577603"hush puppies"those americans really do eat some shite sometimes don't they, which is a shame because they've got great bbq culture, mogs the fuck out of ours
>>220577611didn't yanks used to call it a "cell" before eventually it became the default phone and now everyone just calls it a phone?
sucked off a 'vefe but already fancy another
>>220577617your only hope for that was zion don. what are you going to do now that he has been deporting less people per month than obama's 1st term and wants basically unlimited h1bs?
have to go the office today
don't have to go to work today as i am still unemployed
>irish lorry drivers blocked multiple roads yesterday in response to rising fuel pricesthatll show donny t whos boss
Just received my quarterly dividend from my Vanguard investments.£68. Not bad at all. I'm also up to £25k in my Stocks and Shares ISA.
>>220577660isa me jar jar binks
>>220577676sc
>>220577627I think so yeah but I really like the way they say certain words like mobileeye-talian is also kino
>>220577481>yummy mummies in WaitroseNone of those at Waitrose I work there lol. In fact it was when I worked at Tesco I would see milfs all day everyday, in Waitrose it’s just old people
>>220577702>>220577702>>220577702
>>220577638Probably get killed by a Guatamalan same as you Cody.
