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>>220575024my wife
>>220575001for me it's oreos and oreo-likesmy local grocery has a knockoff that's tasty as hell
surf rock is post punk
blogposters be like>guys look at this totally uninteresting shit that I'm doing rnnewsflash queer this isn't ur twitter we don't care about the whores ur too scared to message
surf rock is trans-codedand we love that
>>220575044Girl get a new gimmick
I’m gonna fuckin pukehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EyyzJWExQM
>>220575034I hear you and I agree with you. I have nothing more to add
i can't shit
My brave dwarves battling against the cruel Haradrim
sneakers punk is chungus rock
I masturbated in front of a mirror this morning and it was great. The Ikea people were a bit rude about it tho.
I like music way more than you like music
can see that the troon in fact could not go more than 1 thread avatarfagging and mass replying despite saying otherwise!
>>220575100My favorite music = basedYour favorite music = cringe
>>220575090Stunning and brave
>>220575024wouldn't mind shooting my rocket into her asshole if you catch my drift
told the wee man last breadberg where am fae>>220575031olivia can fuck off like
>>220575100I comprehend music on a deeper level than anyone.
Listen to this https://youtu.be/0CD9bAZlkTc
>>220575042I ate so many Oreos as a kid they now gross me out
>>220575123>RemixNo
>>220575122I did my master's thesis on 4'33"
>>220575090umm those aint haradrim cowboy>>220575091for me?sneaker pimps
>>220575132Why
The best part of being an astronaut is probably leaving Florida at 5,000 miles an hour lmfao
>guys he's serious this time!>WW3 for real!!!!>nukes any second now!!>omg the end of the world!!!>....>oh never mind we're just going to pay them billions in reparations for what we destroyed sure our own infrastructure is collapsing but we're going to build iran a shiny new highway and power plant :)
>>220575128Once ate so many pickled beets my pee turned purple.
I’m not takin’ my penis off, I am Penis O’Poop
>>220575135Sneaker Pimps are goodThey did this cool cover of "Willow's Song" from The Wicker Manhttps://youtu.be/murBjRV896Q?si=6oVsGas8ruRQB_A4
>>220575100do you like surf rock
corr moon comin' up on horizonfind it weird when like news says " BIG RED MOON TONIGHT" but fing islike when those moons high in sky they still dont look asimpressive as ordinary moon rise at night. the moon always seems way redder and bigger then than thesr new moons
>>220575149Today I had ube horchata and ube cheesecake and it was so good, and very purple
surf gock is futa punk
>>220575135Easterlings* all brown people look the same
Momberg wants me to make us Greek salad for din.
they wanted me to be an astronaut but i wasn't interested
>>220575139I don't like remixes
>>220575166That's a side dish, not a dinner
>>220575155no but I have an anecdote about a surf rock band
>>220575166save me some
>>220575174surf rock is post punk
>>220575169It's good , just listen to it It's the artist that did the chanting music in Eyes Wide Shut Jocelyn Pook
>>220575166You're a good son
maybe that guy was right about filtering canada
is it true jason kissed his sister while she was sleeping
>>220575173It's dinner when I make it, because it's just that good (bitch).
>>220575148fink usa needs to change its democracy so morons like trump dont get so much powerme?its all about poo-er
>>220575182Okay ill listen to it hold on
>>220575157https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdWPP-EGRpk
>>220575190he was
>>220575190Filter deez nuts faggot.
for me?khrouainghbiaians vietnamese surf rock
is it true that jason finally transitioned and that's why he left /cum/
>>220575214He can't afford the surgery and drugs to medically transition
i'm a goofy gooner
Drunk af talking to my oneitis
I refuse to pronounce ethnic food the 'correct' way. I'll stop saying gyro with a hard G the day I see a Greek person stop speaking with their accent and say hot dog with a perfect American accent then immediately go back to their normal accent
Honestly? Fuck Sneakers O’Toole. Fuck him right in the mouth with a big jizzing cock.
>>220575229what the fuck is a hard g
>>220575229Do you mean soft g? You aren't saying it like "guy-row", right? Greeks don't even make the g sound, they say "yiero"
>>220575229Personally I hate using the term "ethnic" to describe something that isn't white
>>220575237Like in gay
I think if I had to pick the greatest comeback in rock music then that would be The Kinks' Come Dancing (1983). No studio interference, just the same old people writing a smash hit for the first time since 1969 and getting on MTV
>>220575237>>220575239honestly idk I was referencing the N word when I said that. Also I hate the term N word so nigger
>>220575249It's Johnny Cash covering "Hurt"
I regret my trump vote everyday
>>220575214No he hung himself after his mom got raped to death by a client I saw it happen it was really sad
>>220575259How could you have such little foresight?
I think if I had to pick the greatest comeback in surf rock music then that would be post punk
>>220575248>>220575255I was gonna argue this but it's actually right because ğ is pronounced like a yyou win motherfucker
>>220575148>>oh never mind we're just going to pay them billions in reparations for what we destroyedNo we arent.
stupid goy bastard what the FUCK are you doing
>>220575249I hope you're not implying The Kinks stopped making good albums in the 70s
>>220575237Me.
>>220575272Maybe they’ll use their big dookie nukies now. That would be exciting.
I never vote so I never regret anything Can't say I understand why you'd regret something as inconsequential and meaningless as voting
>>220575276I think if you should ask Ray Davies about that period he'd tell you he was too coked out to remember any of it
>>220575265I fell for him and the qanon shit. I thought he would make the country a better place.
>>220575182I listened to it. Impressive, but it didn't really hold my attention.Have you heard Dead Can Dance? They make similar music, but with rock instrumentshttps://youtu.be/hThAlY3Q2Kw?si=eiJYjBS88h8gr9RZ
i'm gonna rock the vote™ this year
still voting trudeau
So basically the United States and Israel tried to get Iran to take their sneakers off. But they never could have guessed what would happen next.
Sleep attempt #1
>>220575287Love this album
Time seems to pass by faster when I don't drink coffeeI guess stimulants make you ease more of your brain faster so it's like time seems to slow down in a sense
>>220575050
sneaker posting or surf rock posting, which one is more annoying?
>>220575322is that Francis Begbie?
>>220575268>No we arent.We agreed to the ten points Iran made and that was one of them
Have a fight about politics
>>220575334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEVi0IxC0yM
>>220575333>which one is more annoyingThey're both annoying and somehow both Jeet/Troon coded
zoom zoom is worse than the surf rock sneakers guy
>>220575344>We agreed to the ten points Iran madeNo we didn't. Xitter posts dont count as a source.
i'm a white male democrat. and that's okay.
Surf rock sneakers? This gimmick didn't exist 6 hours ago
>>220575347treacherous snake is trying to get us banned.
>>220575249was lissenin to kinks today actually:david wattsdeath of a clowntwo sisterssituation vacantwaterloo sunsetsunny afternoonapemanfink lola wun of funniest pop songs writtenalsomuswell hillbillies innitlove dat album
>>220575347i think the best-run government on the planet today is singapore
>>220575360wrong
>>220575367It's China
>>220575367It's easy to govern such a small nation
wtf is sneakers and why is it being merged with my gimmick
>>220575335It's Boycie from Only Fools and Horse
>>220575367It's Belarus.
I really don't want to work I just want to spend the rest of my life drinking beer
>>220575366don't you know You Really Got Me laid the groundwork for the whole of 70's Black Sabbath?
>>220575358I would be a democrat if they didn't focus so much on fags and immigrants. If anything democrats should be the ones against immigrants because it takes jobs from Americans
>>220575356>Xitter posts dont count as a source.How about Deutsche Welle, Trump himself, and Iranian state mediahttps://www.dw.com/en/iran-war-trump-announces-two-week-ceasefire/live-76700191
Here’s some fresh content for all the surf sneakers fans out therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3EzRErvIIo
enough gimmicks. let's talk gock.
>>220575378maybe there's a lesson in that
>>220575325Also my libido completely disappears off coffee
here is my programming for village green preservation society1. We Are The Village Green Preservation Society2. Picture Book3. Johnny Thunder4. Last Of The Steam Powered Trains5. Do You Remember, Walter?6. Berkeley Mews7. Days8. Sitting By The Riverside9. Village Green10. Big Sky11. Did You See His Name?12. Animal Farm13. People Taking Pictures Of Eachother>>220575322been to that pub few times
>i'm a white male democrat. and that's okay.
>>220575367It's the federal republic of cumstania
The Kinks are so British that I feel like I'm not allowed to listen to them. They are for British ears only
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b3q2zRBLrc
>>220575392The source says he received a 10 point proposal. It doesn't say how many of those points have actually been accepted yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9C872qFwQkthe very first nu metal song ever recorded, 1982
oh my days!
>>220575419extremely nu-male thing to think and say
>>220575386Why can't we not be sober?Why can't we drink forever?
>>220575392>He added that Iran had submitted a ten-point proposal that he said he believes is "a workable basis on which to negotiate."Iran presented its demands but all that was agreed to was a cessation of hostilities.
>>220575440who said you can't?
the twitter "analysts" are getting on my nerves just talking bullshit on twitterit doesnt make any sense for the american side to publish what they presume the 10 point plan to be cause then iran can claim victory if they give ground or white house is forced to die on hill on points that were written just stupid
I mean, ain't it? All it needs is a spot by Mike Shinoda!
>>22057545199% of twatter is low iq tards and bots making up random bullshit based on a tiny out of context clip or faked image
I declare myself emperor of /cum/
ANOTHER WAY TO MAKE THE PICTURE CLEARERPOINT A GUN AT THE MIRROR
Don’t care about this war shit and politics is gay. Would literally rather read Sneakers O’Toole posts than epic takes from /pol/fags.
the japs know how to make a good theme tune
helmet really is what epitomizes nu-metal and the post-nevermind alt-rock scene
>>220575461I reject this declaration
YOU ARE MY BITTER RIVALBUT I NEED YOU FOR SURVIVAL
>>220575470
>>220575461*kicks you in the nuts*
LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG BAD GIRLS DO IT WELL
apparently asmangold got suspended for a week for saying he doesnt care about the opinion of "illiterate third worlders" lol
>>220575461I accept this declaration and basically I love you :)
>>220575470we won, cuck. Short term pain for longterm gain
>>220575461imperial fatwa on gock?
>>220575479>>220575492I have already crowned myself you are powerless to stop me>>220575496Many blessing upon thee
>>220575461Hail to the king
>>220575512*kicks you in the nuts again*
>>220575510futanation
>>220575461Bring in that floating fat man, the Baron!
Do you have your social insurance number memorized?
>>220575527OI DATS DA KING. ANY MORE MOVES LIKE DAT AN I'LL 'AVE UR HEAD
>>220575536You shall be our ambassador to outer /int/
>>220575544yah, after filling out a million job apps and college applications
>>220575552*glasses you*
chickpeamaxxing
>>220575565And what is that number?
>>220575578867 53 0900
>>220575544Do I look like rainman?
>>220575578568-29-0936
Remember when 4chan had music embedded in the webpage?
>>220575535>futanation
>>220575544my sin is actually really easy to remember because it's repeating numbers. which is worrying
>>220575577Love that artist
are SSN an SIN even the same thing?
im getting tired of the faux christian outrage out of the uk people getting mad at king not giving easter speech probably havent been to church single time this year it's absurd
>>220575624yes
Wish I could charge a DragonBall ki blast like Broly and destroy the island of Britain
>>220575552NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
>SIN
>>220575626>faux christian outrage out of the ukIt's less that it's Christian or not Christian and more to do with the indication that the UK is no longer culturally Western
Medieval aesthetics are cool as frick
i like this one from the flyby
did someone say gock?
>>220575646hate to break it to ya genius but christianity came out of west asia
just made a hefty deposit at the first bank of porcelain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o
>>220575660That doesn't make the last 2000 years of Western history west asian retard
everybody STFU, Im watching anime
>>220575677biblically accurate death star
>>220575677UmAncient Aliens confirmed?
>>220575680in a way it does to the extent that the west is 'christianized'
>>220575683which one
i found my gock
>>220575709s'wit dude
cant believe the slop tubers managed to convince to people that this crimson desert is a good game like if it was released by ubisoft theyd be clowning on this game course i doubt any of them actually play these games
>>220575683i've watched 5 anime in my life. Trigun (1998), Cowboy bebop, an anime I can't remember the name of where the guy had the head of an alligator, AoT, and DBZ
>>220575731
>>220575731>the guy had the head of an alligatorDorohedoro
TEEEEELL ME MARIUS - HOW WAS IT *NOT* *YOUR* *FAULT*?
I will once again remind you this existshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4raj5m575M
>>2205757021a society created religion, spreads to 2a society. 1a society doesn't do much with it and moves on. 2a society bases their entire existence on it for 2 millennia. Whose religion is it really at that point?
>>220575658smurf gock
>filter all flagsyup time to /cum/
>>220575649
I voted for Surf Rock "Sneakers" O'Toole
>>220575772so that was THE dunkaccino
>>220575778gock sneakers?
>>220575794dunknstein would be a good nickname for a jewish basketball player
I've been posting my catchphrase on my other general (a non-english general) for years and not once did anyone ever call it a gimmick
>>220575776youre just using it as culture war slop
>>220575817They're just ignoring the surf rock poster
would you throw hands with a cute anime girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4LxNVuXUuY
Dick Dale was Arab American
So wtf was this?
>>220575854a meteor shower
Enough surf rock let's talk about prog
>>220575869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeXuwHDYbvI
>>220575869Pink Floyd is the best prog band, sorry to say
>>220575869A FLOWER?
>>220575883bro pink floyd is barely prog
>>220575847so was Paul Anka
Shit, lawyer gave me my uncle express divorce notification for him to lawyer up, he is going to explode when i give it to him since he got divorced against his will.
>>220575882luv me some gentle gianthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaLqQo2r-3k>>220575883Pink Floyd isn't prog
>>220575894youre retarded. Everything after Saucerful of secrets is prog rock
>>220575854meteor shower+retards looking at the sun and seeing spots
Me I'm listening to jazz tonight.https://youtu.be/d_k0vgj6-_g
>>220575919TURN THAT JUNGLE MUSIC DOWNJUST UNTIL WE'RE OUTTA TOWN
>>220575927WE'LL JOG WITH SHOW FOLK ON THE SANDDRINK KIRSCHWASSER FROM A SHELLSAN FRANCISCO, SHOW AND TELLWELL I SHOULD KNOW BY NOWTHAT IT'S JUST A SPASM
just found out what gock iswtf is wrong with you guys
>>220575898is your lawyer dr. gonzo?
gock rock
AND INTRODUCING TUBULAR BELLS!
If it aint techno, it aint music.https://youtu.be/rVnRoFUde7k
>>220575976Based Oldfield poster
>>220575962Hey, honkies, you folks wanna buy some heroin? Goddamnit, I'm serious!
>>220575972rock out with your gock out
>>220575982phwoar love techno
earthrise must look amazing in personit would be cool to build a hotel in the southern pole in the area where you can see earthrise once a month like for a (earth) day
>>220575983I like beer and I like cheeseI like the smell of the westerly breezeBut one thing I like more than all of theseIs to be on horseback!
Stop using zoomer neologisms please.
I can tell who's winning the Iran war based on how attracted to black women on any given day. Today Israel is winning hard because I had a dream about fucking my black math teacher from 10th grade. I graduated in 2012 and haven't thought about her since sophomore year. Why would I have a dream about fucking her if Israel isn't winning?
>>220576007what did she look like
>>220575983Hergest Ridge is such a beautiful album
>>220575997Impossible for me to listen to that without smiling. It’s so corny but it hits just right.
>>220576007>Today Israel is winning hardbut cheeto just taco'd
>screams like a maniac for five minutesear kino
what I like about anime is that they arent afraid to ask the deep philisophical question
When was the last time you took a trip to the dump?
What percentage of your income goes to debt repayment?
>>220576060so true
>>220576013kinda like Lupita Nyong'o if she weighted 40 more pounds and had a weave
>>220576060this is a deeper question than youd thinkwhen i was there first time i had to throw away garbage that wasnt in the standard pickup categoryi had to wander around for blocks and eventually i figured out i was supposed to drop it in this flower bedwas surprised that japs did this shit in the first place
Don’t forget Tubular Bells II, in which Alan Rickman is the master of ceremonies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDp-xpN7Xqg
>>220576077Damn I wish I had sex dreams with hot black women. Lupita can get it for sure.
I'm done
progressive gock
>>220576077pretty ugly desu, she could be mid if she had decent hair
>>220576113She looks cuter with dreads. And she has a nice body.
>>220576069None of your business
The zestiest black man I've very met was named "Ocean"
>>220576147Yeah frank ocean is gay
>>220576113>>220576119I didn't learn that black women didn't actually have long straight hair until I was like 16. Even a lot of ultra feminist black women have wigs or weaves. IDK what the difference is.
alright boys, anime of the season is already locked in
Hold my racism
>chestnut brown hair>dark blue eyes>skin as pale as printer paper The ideal white girl
This ceasefire is never gonna work. Apparently one of the conditions is that Sneakers O’Toole would have to take his sneakers off. Fat chance anything like that would ever happen
we did it, bros. We won
>>220576223Fuck off schizo
>>220576238Ehhh, I don’t think so. Why don’t you go right ahead and suck a big egg out of my asshole? Hmm big boy? Taste me ass egg.
geigeresque
>>220576223Israel won't let the ceasefire hold. The hasidic schizos are fully running bibi's asylum now and they won't let him blueball them on the annihilation of their enemies.
>>220576261get in the eva, shinji
Anyone need they buttocks massaged?
rereading the foundation series rn
>>220576298I don’t know about “need” but it would be really nice.
ayo this nigga READIN
i'm moderately intelligent, but only when forced to becan't force myself to do complex-nerdo-big-brain stuff in my free time. i'd much rather do pleasureable tings like touching the old penis and drinking alcohol
>>220576298
>>220576333Same
>>220576333WHAT A LIFE
I am kind of a chud, but photorealistic paints are kinda boring as fuck. I much prefer a stylized view.
>>220576333I would agree but I’m hungover today so I hate alcohol and being alive.
Anyone need their balls emptied?
>>220576372no thanks, I just had them done by your mom an hour ago
>>220575709i'd buy it
>>220576394Hope you emptied her balls too. We are an egalitarian society.
hello cummiesss
>her balls
My gock is full
thinking i should start washing my chicken and i mean not raw chicken, rinse off with water after cooking to get rid of excess oil thats stuck to it
my glock is full
If I was a rich oil sheikh I'd use my wealth to fuck all the porn stars
>rinse off with water after cooking to get rid of excess oil thats stuck to itwhy would you do this, to chicken no less
>>220576443id use my wealth to buy a super gaming pc and video games
>>220576443I would fuck the less wealthy oil sheikhs
this Rousseau nigga SMART
'posted it again' award
>>220576443would you shit on them?
Jealous of people that don't hear their thoughts. I literally never shut the fuck up in my mind. Kind of funny how I don't talk that much in real life. What condition is this? I thought it was autism, but I'm perfectly able to look some one in the eyes and have a conversation if I'm interested in it
>>220576453I'd do that too>>220576454I wouldn't do this>>220576476No but I'd have them sit on my face
Sneedkers O’Chuck
>>220576488Is it ADHD? Pretty sure your mind constantly racing a mile a minute is a symptom
Lappy died Testing phonefagging
>>220576443I would like to expectance what it's like to have a Brazilian girl drink a gallon of milk and puke it up while I face fuck her
>>220576493Sneed McNigger
>>220576497I phone post 90% of the time
>>220576513Do you use an app? This kinda sucks 4chanX was so good also sucks that all my shit on my laptop is probably gone
listening to surf rock tonighthttps://youtu.be/JInloCq2tFQ
>>220576530No, the mobile version of the site works well on chrome
im tired and need shleep
>>220576560Use it on Firefox rn and doesn’t compete with computer desuWill give chrome a shot
I don't wanna go to work tomorrow
Reading a book. Still haven't made dinner yet.
>>220576566Sweet dreams anon
>>220576495 I thought that was when you can’t focus on anything. I can focus on lots of things for long periods of times
>>220576612>>220576612>>220576612>>220576612>>220576612
>>220576488>Jealous of people that don't hear their thoughts.I don't believe there's people that lack internal monlogue, unless you're severely retarded everybody has an internal monlogue