no one else was making one edition
i don't drink much but there's this cute lass who works at the bottleshop and i've noticed whenever i go in there to buy something other than alcohol (like a bag of ice usually) she always gives me this big smile, but if i'm actually buying booze her demeanour becomes colderwonder if she's some kind of weirdo who disapproves of drinking despite… oooh sorry I just fell asleep at how boring my anecdote was
>>220577696i do enjoy "eye-talian", seems old-fashioned and vaguely disrespectful, almost like calling a native american an "injun"
>>220577712do you ever stop taking the piss? i noticed a lot of your hostility is directed towards australians, what's the matter did all your friends move here for work and now you're a billy no mates?
>>220577656Nothing to do with trump it’s more the fact our government can sort this out in 2 minutes by not letting petrol stations rape us at the pump it’s not hard
>>220577702>>220577712>>220577717>>220577730mad how
>>220577730>do you ever stop taking the piss?Yeah sometimes mate
smoking a golf ball
owed mumberg $100 a few weeks ago and mentioned i was going to pay it back and she said she'd completely forgotten about it, so i could've gotten a free $100 if i'd just kept my big mouth shut. foiled again!
Any unc with good puss man in?
>>220577752Wait another 2 weeks until for forgets again. Boomers are no match.
>>220577766yeah me hi
>>220577777quints of unquestionable quantification
>>220577752What’s that like £12
>>220577793can i come over fodie
>>220577800...yh
>>220577813ty ill bring u snax
thanks to the yank who replied to my post in the other threadtotal yank love
on god we will be there
>ceasefireLmao sure thing mate. I would call it cope but it's more like denial
why five guys burger always look like somebody just took it out they pocket
I have 2 sofas in my living room but I feel that they take up too much space because I only live in a small flat so I am going to get rid of one sofa. My new life living in a stylish scandanavian style flat with only one sofa begins now (once one is collected).
>>220577835Wasn't me but I'll take credit for it. You're welcome!
starting the summer cut lads
>>220577863in n out mogs it
My wife is better than my ex in every way except my wife is shit at riding cock and she doesn't swallow. My ex was great at riding and always swallowed
>>220577863better yet why does it cost 30 pound
>>220577839dr congo
>>220577862Trump has total bipolar bitch tits syndrome. He needs to be removed from office at this point me thinks.
>>220577873you're out of your mind
>>220577879in what way is she better then
>>220577892you're out of your mind
>>220577881Overpriced. What's a good chippy meal cost, £15? You're better getting the local fare.
>>220577901Tighter pussy, better body, much much bigger tits, nicer lips, better at sucking, let's me fuck her however I want, list goes on.
>>220577897>>220577903I'm in n out of my mind because it's the best hamburgers you can eat on earth
>>220577881higher quality ingredients and they never freeze anything so it's always fresh. may as well get a rustlers burger if you're going somewhere like maccies
watched a fillum and enjoyed it then afterwards I looked up discussions online and everyone was saying the main character was evil and horrible and unlikeableIt made sense what they were saying but I dunno I just don't pick up on this stuff during the watching of the actual films. I follow the story along like some unthinking amoeba. It would appear I am incapable of dissecting anything other than the literal colours and moving images in front of me.
>>220577915Agreed. Must be animal style though. The fries are dog shit but are acceptable if extra well done
>>220577920kek this is me
>>220577792i've already paid it
>>220577922I don't mind the fries. Most places marinate their fries in salty chemicals to have the flavor stand out more. In n out fries are just whole skin potatoes and salt.
you could have it allmy empire of poo
>>220577934Ask to borrow it again and then she'll forget again. Bingo bango mum atm machine
just gave catberg some zognip
>>220577920based fellow live in the moment chad. they're the same mongs who read loads of bollocks philosophy books about life instead of actually living it lad don't care what they think
>>220577940Johnny Splash
hannah fry is the most beautiful foid of all time
>>220577943been considering this
>>2205779713? Maybe 3.5
doing a mini rape
Sharing ghastly private matters about loved ones with a hoard of online racists freak again are we? I think your wife should find a better man
>>22057797142 is she? i've seen 25 year old birds that look older than her
>>220577988cap
Overdosing on a bottle of men’s multi
>>220577971prefer alice levine me
>>220577999Peak Emma was world's better looking than her. No I'm not the little freak who says he wants to eat poo.
Rorke sucking on a men’s multi like a lolly
blasting my fucking nuts off with a cap and ball revolver
Rorke too shy to buy the deworming tablets from the chemist because there’s a cute girl behind the counter so he buys it online and deals with an itchy arse for a few more days
went on reddit and started seething within 5 minutesthey are so fucking GAY
>>220578030so useless and shriveled it won't make too much of a mess though
Says it's going to be twenty degrees laterTwenty!
Mystery meat incels not thinking about rorke or gay sex for an hour
>>220578042Getting arseworms was what prompted me to stop biting my fingernails when growing up.
>>220578049Chwenty whole degrees! Fink of it
>>220578040would you join the US army and fight for israel jeff
rorke having gay sex
>>220578063Was this post too good for /cum/?
literally cannot pirate minecraft its impossible
Told mumberg off for bringing up my weight gain and greying hair in front of the hoes at Nandos
>>220578045*rapes your arse with my limp balless penis*
i've got mental health
>>220578089>pirate minecraft
>>220578117what mental health 'ave you got
>>220578132being a lazy fat bastard
does this not remind you of that black fella from requiem for a dream who makes jennifer connolly suck him off for a score
usually hate niggers and aislop but I like this nigger aislop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-B03kUel1o
when was the last time you said something flirty to a girl
>>220578121Right and that’s funny is it
>>220577920what were the film
Frankly glorious morningSo glad I'll be spending it in a smelly office
>>220578150...yh a little bit
can't wait to meet youso join the animatronic family
is it a problem if you’re selling a house and you’ve painted around things like my wardrobe I didn’t bother pulling it out to paint behind it so I just painted around it you can’t tell until the house is empty. But it won’t be empty when the viewings are happening.
And the latest from the horses?
why can crowds at a concert never clap in time
Do British people really say “knock ya blinkin block off yeah?”
>>220578196do y'all really say creg
It's amazing how people think China is gonna invade Taiwan.They're just gonna Anschluss it the 2030s without firing a shot.
might give up
>>220578175Don't think touching up a bit of paint factors much into house buying
>>220578221give more
Currently at172 days without porn5 days without masturbating
>>220578223It covers the mold (mould)
>>220578226*gives more*
Growing up my family would joke about us being Irish because of the fist fighting, dysfunctional living and alcoholism but now im starting to think that was wee cope. Most Irish people seem normal to me.
>>220578223Okay ChatGPT said it might be.It’s also not just the wardrobe it’s quite a lot of things
>>220578249Atta boy! Ygmi Charlie
>>220578263have you ever been to emerald park
>>220578200it’s pronounced craig
doing mc ride screams
>>220578273No where's that?
you ever see an obviously gay man who is somehow straight
>>220578302Yes it's me
>>220578287ireland. it's ireland's one theme park. every irishman north and south has been to emerald park.
We do not say “eye-talian”
mirror doesn’t lie
Funny to me how a lot of english people are more Irish than the people who call themselves “Irish Americans”
>>220578312I've not been to Ireland yet. My uncle was supposed to take me, but he's forgetful. He knows our family over there.
>>220577702>no one else was making oneI remember when brit goes used to create two to three threads every time the old one hit bump limit, and that was not too long agois it over for /int/?
>>220578319Not that funny is it
>>220578316i do
Are we allies only because we speak the same language?
Oh my days
>Irish people
>>220578340still happenspeople are just lazy
>>220578352We're allies because of our unique shared history and culture of supporting Israel.
>>220578340Making threads is for genuine losers The only time a thread gets made is when an anorak is online
>>220578355lifemogged by a literal child
>>220578355football ages men that fella yamal wasnt very cute either these niggas look 20
>>220578302yeahthere's one at work who has a gf and it irritates me a lot because he's so gay. he can't grow a beard and has a twink haircut, looks like he loves getting shagged
>>220578359What do you think Irishness is
>>220578340there's no designated new-maker so sometimes multiple people make a new thread at around the same time, usually to bitter results on the part of those who didn't link it first
>>220578359The crowd is entirely white though. They just had a DEI street shitter group mull through as you have to do.
>>220578340you better bolivit
Older lady taking her jacketDare I say spring has very much sprung
>wankspangled cockbagGrown man typed that out
For me it's M&D's Scotland's theme park©
>>220578379He don't know he's a twat
tommy needy drinky
need to stay in the 13 stone bracket before summerchocostein done a number on me past few days though fr deadarse
feeling a bit retarded today
>>220578404Screesh
Twilight Sparkle: LabourApplejack: SNPRarity: ToryPinkie Pie: GreenFluttershy: LibDemRainbow Dash: Reform
can't stop pooing
at toil, feeling shite when will this misery end
max dowman salary is £350 per week lmao
did Liam and Noel break up again? seems about time Liam throws a hissy poo and leaves to make his masterpiece
my buttocks are smooth, my mind is clear, vote UKIP
>>220578459Yeah he’s a child you legally can’t pay them adult wages
>>220578464catboxdotmoe
No hate below this line
grow up rorke you dickspangled wankpuffin
>>220578497mad how extroverted female mental illness is
hes going to ask about horsebjorg, wait and see. he'll ask. he has to
>>220578497do these people ever even interact with immigrants
>>220578497"I'm a good person who cares about everyone" - feminine instinct, signals empathy and compassion, high status, prefers to think of everyone as inherently good and not consider dangerous situations "We need to be strict and careful about who we let in" - masculine instinct, signals caution and defence, low status, prefers to consider any outsider as a potential threat and not let their guard down In an ideal world, the latter worldview would be high status, but women would still hold the former worldview because it's nice when women are empathetic and act feminine. They just shouldn't hold political power to enforce their cuddly but naive ideas
my friend claude not responding this morningghosted by even the AIfuck my chud life
foids be like i hate men and then invite a rapist from timbuktu into their country
hello
>>220578643Hi
>>220578621they hate their dad then want to be fucked and treated horribly by an older man who they'll call daddythey're sick freaks
>>220578648hey ian how are you
I want to be a daddy dom 4 son type of man.
>>220578654Swell. How are you mate?
absolutely will not be gaining a clue under any circumstances
Just seen it's forecast for 20 today lads. Dangerous day to be a Peroni.
>>220578662yeah good thanks ian
12 years, 12 long years in the slammer, staring at those 4 walls, clawing at them for a gasp of freedom......my crime? being a single, English, man
ian or based ian as we called him. now there was a guy
>>220578648FOY
mad how they replaced the lead singer of journey with just some filipino guy
do you lads ever wake up in the middle of the night and have to wank to get back to sleep
>McGreavy, who was known to be a habitual drinker with a violent temper when inebriated, had gone to the nearby Vauxhall pub on Astwood Road (now Balti Mahal curryhouse) earlier that evening with a friend, where he drank five to seven imperial pints (2.8 to 4.0 L) of beer. The two men had played cards and darts, though a small altercation took place prior to leaving the pub, after McGreavy had put a cigarette out in his friend's beer. >Some time between 10:15 and 11:15 pm, a drunk McGreavy became infuriated with the Ralph children, beginning with the baby, Samantha, who had been crying for her bottle. McGreavy violently killed Samantha and then the other two children, each in a different manner. Eight-month-old Samantha died from a skull fracture, 2-year-old Dawn had her throat slit and 4-year-old Paul was strangled. After killing the three children, McGreavy went down to the basement and retrieved a pickaxe. He further mutilated their bodies with the pickaxe before impaling the three bodies on the spikes of a wrought iron fence in a neighbour's yard. He then left the home.[4][6]imagine the beer fear the next day
>>220578725just no need to impale them was there
>>220578156I can't say because then you'll go into it preconditioned to think the main character is evil. I'll recommend it in a few days / weeks, unrelated to my previous post, so that you can watch it with fresh eyes x
>>220578575horsebjorg status poster status?
>>220578723...maybe
i'm spiritually gen x
>>220578747I won't be here I'm killing myself tonight
>>220578782>I won't be here every day between now and two weeks from nowI'll crack the jokes mate
>>220578432put on some weight through no fault of my own over winter how realistic is losing a stone a month
>>220578782why
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adriatic_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanian_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenian_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aromanian_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bessarabian_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condition-of-England_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croatian_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaliningrad_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karelian_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montenegrin_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosul_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occasional_Discourse_on_the_Negro_Questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestinian_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schleswig–Holstein_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbian_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_guilt_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendish_questionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Lothian_questioninquisitive bunch weren't they
haven't made a friend since i was 16 and i think that's a bit grim
wonder what would happen if Kanye West just parachuted into the festival
>>220578817made and deliberately ended friendships during my 20’s becuase i couldn’t keep up
>>220578804>Woodrow Wilson affirmed that "he cannot approve any plan which assigns to Jugo-Slavia in the Northern district of Albania territorial compensation for what she is deprived of elsewhere"why couldn't niggas just talk normally back then
>>220578839for me it was because I couldn't face my pals who were all doing degrees and going out and living their best lives while I hide away doing nothing like some shrivelled worm
i'm a punk rocker
Bucks acting mighty peculiar
>>220578817KTIM KTIM!
has there been a single popular rock song released since 2013 besides that one maneskin song
asked chatgpt a question and it casually used my city as an example, so how does it know where I live then I thought it didn't collect data
>>220578835sir keir would be there with a sniper rifle
>>220578859to add some of my friends were forreners and i just couldn’t handle that after some time they got a bizarre social culture
How can you say that when we’re all friends here ;)
>>220578894i suppose you're right :D
>>220578725Irish diaspora
>>220578879
>>220578879what citynot going to dox you aha don't worry x
>>220578876yeah there are loads I like that have been released since then
chatgbt is we gettin a war
Looks like it will be a good day for the ISA
>>220578929riiighht but i did say popular
get it fucking sorted janny
>>220578725Looks pretty normal
5 pounds = 11.50NZDSick world we live in
penis has noticably shrunk
>>220578879everyone knows you live in manchester, you're in a sort of a truman show
>>220578725>receive text from the Ralphs today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
>>220578983Does that happen? Reckon it happened to me too
>>220578983mine looks like a tiny pinecone recently
might make a post
Donald Trump: tonight an entire civilisation dies and we're using British airbases to do itKeir Starmer: Kanye West is now banned from coming to the UK
>>220579031only one of them followed through though sir based banner
>>220579031Ronald McZognald and Queer Bummer now that's 2 lads for u
the tesco "nigga"
>>220579079the aldi "woman"
listening to some of the forgotten soul from the late 40’s early 50’s
>>220579075lol silly
>>220579075s
wordle is too difficult today so i gave up
got acid reflux
australian women
>>220579140niger
Mad how most people are just normal and don't need to go on looksmaxxing forums to figure out how to get a girlfriend
right well
>>220579173Just ignore it and it's not real
the neoliberal bull roared
>>220579205I was hoping for more damage in Israel
right well that's hardcore gay pornography
rorke's playlist
>>220579229;)
I wonder out of all the women who’ve seen me in the street walking past if any of them have ever seen me and gone “yeah I’d fuck him” probably not
>>2205791543 4 2 1
22 degrees later take the piss
>>220579075define smarter
>>220579252no qualms there
>>220579251probably an amount you can count on your hands
>>220579251I did last Thursday in fact
i wanna fuck my computah
>>220579251odds are probably not but that doesn't mean you've never met a woman who would fuck youdo you know what I mean
>>220579258FUCKING SUNBERG
Seems a waste to not get the washing out today
ninajirachi sex arse
thats me done thenmay as well be dead
nothing ever happens bros on top
>>220579276Hate it I'm brown!
>>220579271mad that they're all either descended from victorian sex criminals or from wops
thinking about getting some chickens for the back yard
Saying you can’t park there mate to someone in a serious situation is yet another symptom of our dying societal values
I want Emma Watson to fart on me.
>>220579308lol saved
>>220579267That’s good enough for me
comme des garconslike the boys
>peace in Iran>strait opened>gonna be hot today>toilberg is off all weekYeah I’m thinking today is a good day
>>220579319She's 50 Toby
today I will do nothing !!
rorke SHOCKED when leftypol orders his chinese takeaway in perfect mandarin
Jokingly having rough anal sex with your mate as a prank
>>220578377he's literally me minus the gf
couldn't pronounce th properly until i was 18
when i was 18 a girl kept coming to my house to try and shag me but i never let her in
>>220579378Are you gay? Would you like to be?
>>220579382>>220579383odd that two posts mentioning being 18 were posted at the exact same time
Come back Mei Peng
good long weekend? get any raping done?
stonks are going up up up
>>220579389>Are you gay?nh i've just got that natural gay aura>Would you like to be?it depends on how cute you are
All those farts...unsniffed. A real tragedy.
this is where we buy oil ready for the price to go back up when trumpington has another meltie right?
i'm incel seething
TOBUSCUS?
Corr fucking stinks of rotten mouldy cheese and mediocrity in here
>>220579459Oh sorry. I'm not cute. I fill the role of rugged masc guy for cuter twinks that need to get rough fucked.
Any Peng Asian Tings in?
>>220579469Go on then...
lowkey i'm just living that life von dutch
>>220579272I actually don’t know what you mean can you explain
Hate the hot weather because even MORE brown people come out
morning pissblatt was dark orange and had a distinct smell like moss performed a water drink during sleep toil so not sure what all that is about
I'm trying to have gay sex with asian boy ok pipe down brits
>>220579519women don't walk around looking at men and thinking they want to fuck them but they still have sex with men so you can conclude that they still find men attractive even if they don't think so immediately
>>220579531Very strange. Mine is always clear during the night.
>>220579509
>>220579552Bit o me that
leftypol licking an escorts vagina
>>220579552corrrrrrr
>I need a ca—
my uncle works at nintendo and he let me play mario 128 early
>>220579552Need to tongue her kimchi
womp womp niggaback you go
>>220579532just don't inject something into his brain like jeffrey dahmer
>>220579565*gets flattened by sacked tranny driving his motability bmw to aldi*
Fucking cyclist was riding in the middle of the lane this morning almost hit him by accident because it was so sunny I couldn’t see him
Had a dream where the wife woke up early and made two burgers and chips at 6am. Absolutely fuming and trying to explain to her why that wasn't normal without actually saying she'll be a fat cunt if she keeps it up. Turns out she had a dream that I was trying to get her to give me a blowie when she didn't want to.
>>220579552Timmy’s crush
>>220579607battyman
>>220579610Lol where he goin
doing my quadriplegic edgy 4chan retard dance
>>220579592hate driving with low sun, especially if the windscreen is a bit dirty
>>220579610how fast can a black one run though?
>>220579610rorke
>>220577702spoonboob pearpants
>>220579630Fat boring smelly lolcow avatar not necessary Don't reply to me ever again
>>220579666
drinking coooofeeeee
new gimmick where instead of saving reaction images on my computer, i just send them as a post on 4chan, delete the image, then refer to the post number whenever i need to use the reaction image
teens worldwide are taking part in viral "cut your penis off and eat it" challenge despite health risks
>>220579688>>220522191
>>220579695lol
been low T recently :/
>>220579666He didn’t reply to you though…
ALL ABOARD THE DOGSHIT ZINGER EXPRESS
>>220579721>>220579721
