musclemommy edition
First for BBC
Second for BWC
>>220578838L.t
>>220578838You're walking around a jungle path and suddenly one of picrel figure appears in front of you and he's totally naked with a humongous hard on. Which figure you'd allow to ravage your ass, /asean/?footer note: I was targetting them the asean men are wearing their trad headgear casually and some of them doesn't have the modern/casual/commoner version of it so I opt it for the ancient headgear version. I couldn't find Laotian trad head gear so he gotta wait for another version.
>>220579104What the FAG is this
>>220579104I look like this
Me and my asean sisters
this thread is faggotry you get when you have get indogs to make OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9SvqaLIGmUTetaplah menjadi bintang dilangitAgar cinta kita akan abadiBiarlah sinarmu tetap menyinari alam iniAgar menjadi saksi cinta kita
>>220579356Lmao the spammer got his ego crushed
idc anymore tbqhwyi wont make OP anymore if you indogs think your threads are better
>nigga literally crying about making OPHAHAHAHA CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
i wouldve started trying to hit bump limit on this thread if i was salty and crying doe
bago>>220579538>>220579538>>220579538
>>220579507make one and i will boomp
>>220579676let him have this one bro
>>220579570You should do it so you can get banned again and have all of your posts deleted lol
i know indochud are watching this thread but refusing to collaborate
time to face it chud/asean/ is a dead general
>>220579778JANNY
thaikot bullied indogchud to suicide
/asean/ bago OP drama just got REAL...
indogchud got sent to the russian frontlines as cannon fodder
>>>220578838 > Paradoxically, It is Implied; Under the Favor of "Yahu-Jupiter-Mars": > Those who bless any tax-payer of Tagalog descent are blessed in all ways, > As those who curse any tax-payer of Tagalog descent are cursed in all ways. [ 7-7-7 ]
>Paradoxically, it is [SCHIZO BABBLINGS]Holy fucking shit an actual mentally disabled person
Asean is made for big, throbbing, veiny old anglo-germanic cocks
see what im saying?this is the type of posters you attract when you have indog OPi rest my case
> non-Tagalog ingrate wants to be raped by supertyphoons ad earthquakes again Kekaroooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOBtqIGgYhgCinta, cinta, cintaLakukan dengan cintaBila kamu mau,mau, mauAku tak mau bila tanpa cinta
>>220580094Go post here >>220578970
>>220580133>>220580145
>see what im saying?>this is the type of posters you attract when you have indog OP>i rest my caseYou rest in shit THOUGH
Uyy guys naka screepcap ang post ko SIKAT NA AKO
i was talking about the viet doe but the shoe fits i suppose
>>220580260
>gets btfo>starts posting food
viets are better than flips and jeets is because american ejaculated their aryan sperms into viet's assholes thereby viets received part of aryan virile spirit
>>220580355Shut the fuck up and post more cat, I need my pagpag tonight
peruANO... >>220575968
fuck you
life sucks.
lol ingrates Wanna beg for charity again like niggers?
>>220580426
hunghang
>the goy line growth heckin 8,27%Everything is overpriced, jobs are hard to find, and the quality of life is getting worse in general. But they’re just making up numbers. Does this happen in your country too?
i will fight for iran
Iran(and China) won. DJT made the Israelis and Gulfies look like absolute suckers with his TACO antics. And now, we'll pay a hell of a lot more just for gas and food.
>admitted the girl I'm talking to that one of my fetishes is incestI'm so cooked, probably gave her a big ick after that
>>220580771she might have a brocon tendency
>>220580762And a ching chong ping pong to you too
>>220580771Congrats, you're autistic. .>>220581198Nah, I openly shit on the Communist Party of China. It's just Trump's America went full retard these past 40 days. And the entire world is paying heavily for his epic folly.
I miss sake
>>220581267I'd rather be a state of USA than be a conquered chink province
>>220581267seiba is a cute
Almost to the finish line.
>In April 2012 in the Philippines, Erick Shcks Bairnals, a technical officer of the Panama Maritime Authority's regional office in Manila, was accused of raping a 19-year-old Filipino woman. Being an attached agency to the Panamanian embassy in Manila, the AMP office was classified as a diplomatic entity, its officers possessing the same privileges conferred to the embassy's diplomats. Shcks was later released from detention because Shcks "enjoys protection under the 1961 Vienna Convention."
>>220579104The only threat there is the Thai, but even then I'll get him on the ground and end get him to sleep. Also, aseans don't have enough dick to ravage an ass. It'd probably hurt because nothing even entered my asshole, but I'd survive.
>>220579104Didn't know they had creatine and barbells back then
>>220581872Holy shit, I'm a phoneposter bum.
I just turned on the news and can’t believe Amerimutt just lost.
>>220581852Pinoy posters here will cum like buckets over this and claim this is a win against communism
>>220579104bro is not beating the allegations
>live near a used car dealership>see coolshit like lancer, miata, subaru>fast forward today>whole lot is full of fortuners, everest and innova>some are sold at 400k costs like shitboxlmao
>>220582264trump could only circle around the moon while mohammad split the moon in half in the last millennium
ang hirap ng buhay
What the fuck is actually happened in Thailand-Cambodia war? I don't get it. There is no aftermath?
It's over if you don't have a college degree in the Philippines
>>220582466it would be the same even if you have a degree.You need a degree + work experience since year 2 for a minimum wage job.
>>220582337why should I? should be loud and proud, hun ;-)
What indian surname sounds like "honda mugen"?
>>220582366>mohammad split the moon in half in the last millennium
>>220582466I didn't graduate high school let alone attend college. You would cry if you knew how high my salary is.
>>220582814Another nuisance streamer? Let him come here. We will take really nice care of him.
>>220582814>redditlautaproto vastalauta
Anyone feeling short? I swear the teenagers these days look quite tall now…
>He doesn't understand he's being a nuisance. He has a deeper level of autism and he is just angry at society firsties really say and believe this but if a brown man did the same they'll point out being low iq nd shit
>>220582466tara enroll tayo sa imus computer college
>>220582920Only if you go to areas like Aeon 2 where you see a random 1.9 meter teenager.Otherwise, teenagers are still like 1.70 -1.75m average
i would eat spaghetti from jollibee rn
>>220582920i'm 5'6 but i never suffered from height insecurity since I played sports my entire life
>>220582972teenagers here are 1.5-1.55 m
>>220582920Not here. Every guy I see here is 5'2-5'3. Filipino men are getting shorter.
>>220583079t6-18 years old teenager or 12-14?
>>220582920I'm 146cm...
>>220583147hi
>>220583147Pants?Down now!
>>220582972>Otherwise, teenagers are still like 1.70 -1.75m averageThat’s what I mean though, years ago 1.70+ would’ve been considered tall, not the average these days>>220583008>>220583102Huh, I was expecting you guys to be the same height as us.>>220583147mlei… I hope you’re a woman, if not, well… good luck.
My new online instructor looks like Gus Fring, I can't stop cracking up
>165 cm>62 kg>12.5 cm
What does 12.5m could possibly pertain to?
>10.668 cm
i don't have a penis
I should probably do the work that I got paid 6k to do today so I can go home. But I'd rather take a nap or shitpost or watch some boring YouTube videos.
>>220583535You can borrow mine. I'm not doing anything with it for the rest of the night.
pasok moko sa va ya
>>220583562sige pre matsalam
>>220583332Parents start to feed kids more appropriately now, so It is expected that they grow desu.
my state high school had a basketball match with an international school and the opp's female team deadass MOGGED the men from my school in term of height
First thing I saw when checking FB for the first time this month
>>220582431The elites already found something else to keep the cattle in both countries distracted.
Even cambodians eat better than pinoys. Brutal.
>>220584346they look like siblings...
hariku indah, dua hati kan bersatu
It's party hours. Post vibeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwxLwG2_Sxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8Ho38yT77o
>Duterte comfortably rotting in Hague>Kitty Duterte baked from parties and possibly getting railed by Lasallian Chads on a daily basisHow do DDS even exist?
>enjoying her private time while staying out of politics??? STOP THE PRESSES!!!!pinklawans truly have the DDS (Duterte Derangement Syndrome)
>>220584702She needs to bring her bong over to the condo I'm staying in. We can smoke up in the CR so we don't set off the sprinkler.
https://youtu.be/eMK4cfXj5c0
>>220584796What is with you and your shitty choice of songs?
>>220584757That's your tax over there (if you're a wagie) and she'll eventually settle for politics after Sara ends her term as president in 2028.
>>220584822You gotta be a stoner to get it.https://youtu.be/dhVmXaUz5z0
cnu kaya sors ni kitty? solid exotic sativa shuk, loks lang kame mga mahihirap e
di ka mahirap erpa kami nga solvent ng tubo lang e
soundtrip sa mga manoyopayhttps://youtu.be/O0b9Y_mS8YUhttps://youtu.be/_bmK6e_yIsU
yan nanaman yung mga etibak boys at ang mga kanta nila na pang session ng shabu
The Duterte movement is dead without Duterte. He was a student activist trained in classical marxism under Sison. No one has the political will and ideological conviction that Duterte had within the DDS leadership sphere. No one will be able to hold a candle to what he started. Not even Sara. But the DDS voter base is without a doubt the revolutionary subject which communists and social revolutionaries should take advantage of for the destiny of our country.
>>220585114smoke tayo pre kargado ako
I gotta stop being ugly
para sa akin, kay Sarah Elago pa din ako, ang aking orihinal kong crush na waifu/pol/
>>220585236If you can't do that get a bunch of money.
>>220585245Ang chinita na npa liason ay para sa biaf maguindanaon combatant <3red-green alliance4eva
>>220578838like one of those spider species
>bumabagsak na ang birth rate ng ating bansa, handa ka na ba tumulong para sa kapakanan at kinabukasan ng ating bansa, mga kababayan?Your response?
https://youtu.be/ipN5Guv6NL8
I got 5 days off from 27th to the 31st of MayWhere should I go guys?
>>220585469Poso, Makassar
>>220585245ang puti naman parang di namundok
>>220585739basta kay Sarah Elago pa din ako, iyo na lang yung baboy damo na si renee co
>>220585414pa isa ate
You shouldn't be bothered by our birth rates because even our current 120 million population have the productivity of a sexless marriage.
>>220585891pake ko sayo KJ ka
>copy every china's policies>our greastest enemy is le the Middle Kingdomembarrassing
philippines shouldve been communist
vote harder commie
>believes in elections
>>220585891>sexless marriageCouldn't be me
i'm voting whoever gives me ayudanothing ever happens
>>220586263communism will not be ruled by autists and book club nerds like me, it will be ruled by the toda operator and the criminology graduate
>criminology graduatethey probably think communism is community service
we think that women's suffrage is women suffering and it must be stopped
judaism is the worship of judas and islam is the worship of isis
Dinner
>>220586978Sweet and sour cat meat with balut as side dish
ang hirap maghanap ng trabaho
>>220587022wait cat meat is sour?
>>220587042No, cat meat tastes a bit gamey, you can cook it with a sweet and sour flavor so it would taste better
may work ka nga, wala ka naman jowa
>>220586724They would be right. The criminology/maritime/tourism type people are the modern filipino late stage capitalist peasantry.It was the uneducated peasantry that propelled communism to its state form outside theory proper. The party line in this country will take the form of the "uneducated" mass. The revolution will have a DDS center, not the kakampink social democracy.
rami mong ebas, KJ ka
kaya alaws ka bebe di ka maganda kausap
>>220587165may pinayflix naman
sali moko sa lapagan dre
dito ako sa don galo suntukan
ubos lahi mo saken boy
otw na sa pitx
wag na kau mag away baccarat nlng kau paldo pa
kingina nyo matulog na kayo
Turns out nothing ever happens Oil price will soon go back to normal
ang sarap manood ng porn ayoko na matuto ayoko na lumabas ng bahay gusto ko manoon ng mga taong nagkakantutan habang nagjajakol akowala ako gustong gawen sa buhay kunde manood lang ng porn
I heard a lot of fearmongering about SEA oil crisis. How true is that?
>>220587512shitt rapsa
suara monyet
go-BLOCKED
jingan 2lol
malam budak2 lonte
>>220584346looks like its gonna smell like tom yum
PKR deputy president Nurul Izzah Anwar took aim at Singapore Foreign Minister Vivian Balakrishnan’s recent remarks against negotiating with Iran, saying the “undertones” were “difficult to ignore”.“Malaysia will not be lectured on the merits of engagement,” she said.Is this fake news?
>>220587534not only oil. imc, we always find the way to attack each other based on political beliefs.
> t.
the funk soul brothercheck it out now
>>220590549anya
>>220591135
>>220589003the fuck sing gonna do anyway? send destroyers?
>>220590549>>220591135>>220591301
>>220591669
>>220591669>>220591919>>220591301
>>220592238
>>220591919>>220592238>>220592408>>220592431
>>220592431>>220592626
for me its the moby
https://youtu.be/YD6acLiteCA
Fun facts about SAIGONThere is a poor Little Japan (Thị Nghè), and a posh Little Japan (Lê Thánh Tôn) in SAIGON.Little Korea literally picked up and moved. The entire korean pop living in the city move from one spot in the city to another.
>>220591791bago
why doesn't indo just close the strait of malacca and charge a toll?
>>220596573that would be against china and anglos orc interest, without china being restocked cheaply the whole world production cost would definitely surging hard
di mataku abg indo mirip bocah ini mengapa gw dulu gak ngeseks am gebetan waktu sma, sementara abg barat....kalo gw besar di eropa/amrik udah pasti nafsong dan jelas ngeseks kalo pny pacar di sekolah
>>220597638budaya timur
>>220597649budaya ortu membesarkan anak maksudnya? kan maksudnya udah jelas perbedaan bodi/fisik
>>220597638Di Indon yg ngesek juga banyak sehCoba ingat2 teman seangkatan yg kebobolan dari SMP SMA kuliah ada aja Itu hanya pengalaman pribadi semata
It has been 2 months since I got an office job with 0 experience, 0 education, and 0 connection, even got calls from 3 more jobs, inside Bangkok with a company that run by Teochew Chinese family that treats me better than what internet told me about how they treat my brown brothers (as a brown myself).
Can't suffer in Krung Thep Maha Nakhon
Why does getting the mere thought of getting a job, especially something that's filipino owned and managed makes me feel with dread? Is this trauma?
27% of Americans ages 18-29 said that if they had to emigrate from America, it would be to the Philippines as a first choice
Who the fuck wanna get out of US of A, the land of free, craddle of western civ, home cutting edge tech, where everyone lives like a king?
>Fliptranny who's obsessed with making the /asean/ eneral going full meltie ITTI'm not surprised in the slightest that xes a tagalog redditor, probably couldn't become a reddit mod
>>220599849Americans in USA live like mythical Gods equally. Moving to the Philippines will degrade their status to the living standards of a medieval King.
Told you fuckers he got insider tip. That's why the gas price didn't increase
The gas price in indonesia wouldn't increase like it did in the Philippines because you produce your own oil
Alhamdulillah dapet motor listrik dari BGN
>>220579104is this ai?also you are a faggot for generating this
>>220589003Halah fankui banyak bacot
>>220583147you could be in the imas u149 along with 12 yo girls>>220584346taftaj?
The defeat of the US in this war, makes Prabowo, who had invested into the relationship with the US, look like a retard
>33 deg>will be 40+ deg in a few monthsno wonder sea couldnt be productive
>>220601414Why do I have to be productive? I just want to make money, go home, watch porn and jack off. Nothing else.
Bad goy
HAHAHAHAHAH we're so fucked. Not even China wants the Dutertes anymore.
>>220600105I KNEW IT. We are in their inner trading circle, how else they can embezzle our fuel subsidy.
>>220599849>>220599921If only you knew how bad it can really be. Living in that place turned me into a suicidal wreck. Bros let me tell you. If you're poor here you're just poor, that's it. If you're poor in the US you still need to pay all these different bills. Car breaks? You are FUCKED. Good luck eating now, faggot. I know what you are thinking, at least people there have cars! But I'll turn it around and say at least you can survive here without a car. You can survive here without a lot of things that are basically mandatory in the US. I miss the food. I miss my family. I miss my friends. I miss going to sporting events and concerts. But I don't miss the bills and the stress and a lot of the other people. I'll probably never go back.
>>220601701>pici thought duterte is a man who kill druggies or somethingare there other dutertes>>220601654>Why do I have to be productive?>I just want to make money, go home, watch porn and jack off. Nothing else.so that you can uhh make more money, buy a nicer home, have sex i kind of sort of understand the thirdie mindset
>wanting a stable life with a reasonable work and life balance is a thirdie mindsetlol
Indonesia mentioned
When will the AI wife bot be ready?
I suffer
>>220601865Would you?
>>220601840IQ78, please understand.
>banned by power tripping foreign loving pinoy mod on 4chan>Comment removed by RedditThe internet is starting to suck more and more
>>220601910Do you have to ask?
Is this true
>>220601840>Total flip.two SEA mentions in one post
>>220602055lifting wouldn't outlift your autism, so you just end up loving lifting instead of getting with another girl
Ariff is already married and has his own business while you're still posting here.
how is having a business an achievement
>>220601840AOAIAIAUAIAIEIIWIEIAOAIOAIEIWWIWWEIEUIEIAIAIIIEOEOAOA!!!
>>220602118Beats crying in this thread about having no job
>>220601840we got a mentally unstable 14 years old teenager running the most powerful nation and yet here you are still wageslaving or being a neet
>>220602109Ariff is a chadI'm an incel
>>220601952I mean that’s why people love discord. You can make your own discord server. And become a little king there.
risa should win the elections
>>220602085Kek
How do I create protonmail account without an email
I’m going to come to your country and lick your sister’s butthole.
There's no sister in my country
I didn't even say anything yet...
take me back
>>220601728What if... just don't pay the bill. They'll just stop the service, rite? What are they gonna do to you? Send you to jail? Forced you to work?
>>220601840not CENTCOM approved therefore FAKE news
it's so fucking hot
Ermmm I just pancaked my splarf!
>>220602585If you're at the point where you are choosing what is more important, paying your electric so all your appliances and devices function or paying your gas so you don't freeze to death things get pretty difficult. Before I was the age of 18 I lived alone in a house where none of it was getting paid and somehow the electric company allowed the power to stay on for many months while the gas was off in the middle of winter. Not an ideal situation. I had an electric heater which allowed me to not freeze to death. I couldn't stand to bathe myself most of the time because the water coming out of the faucet was freezing cold. There was also the issue of running out of food and not eating for a very long time. I guess fasting isn't that abnormal but by week and a half mark I was getting very dizzy and struggling to deal with not having food so I cashed a $40 check my grandma gave me for my birthday 2 years earlier (what kind of boomer shit is giving your grandson a check as a gift, encouraging them to open a bank account?)I could go on and on about childhood abuse and neglect. But that's not much fun to spend all day thinking about. Especially after you already left it behind you. The trauma is temporary but the mental illness it causes is forever.
Your syntax is very filipino coded
>>220603834I can post hand and passport if you need verification
I should also add that as hopelessly American as I am I have spent more of my adult life living in the Philippines than the US. With Filipinos. In Filipino households. The only people I speak English with anymore who are not Filipinos are on this website, childhood friends I am still in touch with, family, and some other expats I deal with here from time to time. When you are embedded in some place like that it starts to rub off on you.
There's a unjust gag order on the killer driver that ran over these two Indonesians TWICE while exiting a carpark on 6th February.Sheyna Lashira Smaradiani, 6yo, was killed from the accident.Raisha Anindra Pascasiswi, 31yo, was admitted into ICU for an undefined duration but was stated to have been discharged from it.No gag orders on the victims.
>>220601840Color revolution in Indonesia now
>>220601840Most Americans are Christians, right? And for CENTURIES you heard nonstop about how judaism was "wrong", "dangerous", all of it - BIG campaigns, big talk. Everyone shouting. And now? Suddenly they're SUPPORTING the jewish regime in israel. - just because the enemy is the rest of the world. AMAZING how that works! Total flip. No consistency, no principle - just politics.
cuti esok gan
The USA built its foundation around the KJV Bible.
She is waiting...
>>220603960>singapore>authoritarian shitholeWhat do you expect? Palingan justifikasinya biar tentram, kerukunan antara suku agama, biar orang singapur makin ngak rasis, biar orang india tetep mau immigrate, dll. Something something big picture.
IndonsMalaysFlipsDoesn't matter, at the end of the day, we're all brown chinks
love this monke girl
Computer science/IT courses in the Philippines just teach you how to use Office.
i'm white
>>220604807Don't most private schools already teach that shit in elementary?
>>220604225Most Americans are culturally Christian. It's not like everyone goes to church on Sunday. US politics is something else entirely though. The system is rigged so areas with smaller parts of the population who are ultra religious and ultra conservative, i.e. the types that will be Christian Zionists, have an outsized influence on national politics. To put it in very simple terms land is voting, not people.
>>220604807I said it in this thread before and I will say it again. I work in IT. Everything you need to know you can learn from YouTube. I did not have that when I was growing up and just learning how to use Office was what I was taught in school as well. The level of hand holding and spoonfeeding that exists today was not a thing yet. Now if you're struggling to apply something you can just use ChatGPT. Very little is gatekept at this point. But I will tell you don't focus too much on software. It's a bad look right now. Hardware is where the steady money and passive income is. Routers, CCTV, etc.
>>220604844Gen A uses Canva to write their school report lol
>>220604958I used PicsArt in 2015 kek
>>220604225what a stupid thing to vote on in your pic
>>220601288it's real but regenerated by AI.
I just sold my reddit account for 1.5k pesos to a troll farm
>>220605665That's a good deal on your end because Reddit is worthless
>>220605665That's good. Reddit is one of the few places that makes 4chud posters look like normies
stop posting cinak sideway poontang whores, retard.
>>220603800Sorry to hear that. Well, at least in SEA you no need to worry about cold or winter. There is a mentally unstable hobo in my neighborhood. We give him odd job, anything. A handyman. At least he can feed himself. He sleep at our security post and take a shower at the mosque. Can't imagine being a homeless in winter.
Why do filipino employers demand a college degree for a menial job then expect you to work long hours for next to nothing
you need to worry about the cold flood and rain tho
>>220602505>god gave me youts so peak gang
>>220604442saber is the most boring heroine in the nasuverse
>>220602505looks like my junior one year from me on the left.
The Philippines got its priorities right. You're broke, starving and sweating? Get a rape kit.
intersectionality is so cringe
>Latter day saintswhere did they get all the money tho? I thought only protestant americans are the shekel maniac.
>>220603960RIP lil girl T0T
>>220606968I love vanilla, so it's okay.
>>220607067It's sad when they go young like that.
>finally a beautiful neo-90s anime art style>it's wasted on fujoshitthis is why nips should be nuked by Iran but thistime with big fat ass bomb
>>220607162can you believe this!!??
I'd post a vocaroo of what my neighborhood sounds like. It's 90% tiktok, 10% dog barking.
mới>>220607215>>220607215>>220607215
>>220607199you need to use a paper funnel to capture crisp quality
