thom yorke edition
Never see white dogshit anymore
zinger
i want to do sex things to a woman
so, uh, how are we all?
If you just let your dog bark and do nothing about it you should be executed
>>220579786flag on russian lad
>>220579784feeling blackpilled and furious
remember pupinia stewart
Seasidemark has lost a lot of weightFair playTrolls seethingEvery day we’re above ground is a great day
lost all my filters and 4chan x data
>>220579762Yeah you do if you walk where scumbags that feed their dogs cheap food don't pick it up. Not as common but it's still out there
did they ever explain why king k rool was in the truman show?
Dicks, dicks everywhere
>>220579825he'lll put it back on if he's starting his youtube again. it brings out the worst in him, playing up to the camera
>>220579830would you like to borrow mine x
>>220579776like penetration? pretty nasty if you ask me
>>220579859trip on tilde
>>220579859it youtube fault he makes videos eating 4 cream buns in as many minutes. he never ask to be born
would anyone like to give me a kiss farewell
Seasidemark? That guys my hero!
>>220579907scream
thom rorke
dubs and i'll eat a biscuit lol
who're y'all talking to?
its basically just one runt talking about seasidemark (employed woman). Most boring gimmick in history
>>220579949this place is like a mental asylum where we just shout things into the void
>>220579949this is my blog I'm talking to all my subscribers
rorke rorke rorke the right wing virgin rorke *gurgles*
>>220579914*Mwah*You big gay fag
i saw asmir begovic in sainsburys once
Often get this fear that at some point I'm going to be arrested for something and the cop is going to have a list of posts I've made on 4chan and will just read them out to me and ask me what I meant by it
>>220579971he should make an asmr channel called "asmr begovic"
>>220579964>right wing virginktim
nice day for the beach
what's up guys and welcome to another video
reddit.com/r/seasidemark
>>220579956sound hellish
brazil would be peng if it didn't have all the thieves and murderers
>>220580004mad how much of a grip this man has on sacked trannywhy would he make a subreddit for him
AnyHertfordWareSt MargaretsBishops StortfordCheshuntHoddesdon WormleyRoydonHarlowTheobald's GroveSawbridgeworthMan in?
>>220580013reckon its one of those countries that needed a dictatorship
i think im lost... can you call my mummy
>>220580013just say brazillians
>>220580030It's a worthless waste of space who Tilde thinks he can look down on
>>220579978>at 9:59am you posted "sir poo roar", can you explain to the court the meaning of this phrase?
>>220580050scrm
>>220580050scre
>>220580013brazil wouldn't be brazil without the thieves and murderers
adriana lima isn't even a little bit fit
>>220579978imagine being stood in a packed court trying not to laugh when the judge is reading your posts out loud
>>220579821That's bang out of order, choking that little fella
>>220579978>Who is this "Rorke" you keep referring to, is he one of your accomplices?
evri parcel on the way and its lush
ugly women are sexier than so-called attractive women and that's a fact
deeply unfunny thread
slathering my fat naked body with lard and hurling myself down an escalator
rorke is a khia
Jumping up and down and gettingreally excited and punching the wall and kicking the telly stand and throwing my plastic cups at the walls until they break and and banging my head on the wall until it bleeds
>>220580132why are you doing that what happened
>>220580132Can't be having that ,now, can we?
>>220580140Mind your business
>>220580106thinking deeply and seriously about this
the realest nigga in history
>>220580150So grim wathcing him over the years
>>220579721
are you all pretending to be mentally ill? why?
Scran
Me?Tried watching SSM once to see what all the hype was about. Just couldn't get into it. He didn't sound anything like what I had imagined and has some kind of speech impediment on top of smelling like shit or fish. Also the stolen valour thing irked me, pretending he works in his high Viz when actually he is a fat dole mong. I'm sure there have been some kino moments in his streams but I'm not sitting through all of that dross just to see it. Ain't nobody got time for that (except sacked tranny)
Foul smells come from her female bottom.
Far too many non-whites in my village because all the old cunts need help changing their nappies. Not on like
https://youtu.be/ew40GYVWopY
>>220580211doesn't require some deep reviewfat smelly boring dolescum pond life is what he is
he would have worked if he didn't have a hidden disability
coming down with a bit of mental health me, going to need PIP
pov youre having a massive boner and you blast cum everywhere
putting things up my ass
>on multiple occasions you posted "screaming out me arse", care to elaborate on this?
Here's a recent picture of Emma Watson wearing a plastic bag with shit all over it as a dress.
just seen the yank situationalways bet on nothing
>>220580269pure satire
>>220580216this has been debunked
going to take a bunch of antihistamines and fight the urge to sleep and see what happens
That transvestite Tilde and its plump arse needs a right good seeing to Not by me, not a poof
just not really that funny is it
>>220580236But he doesn't, does he, which makes him dole scum.Up the shut fuck, yeah?
just woke up in a fucking steaming mood yeah
i dont care that im having a mental health moment
>>220580300What going on lad? Did they not bomb anything again? Fuck SAKE
i cant work ive got anxiety
evri delivering my parcel so get in
mad how annoyed I get when I'm watching youtube and toilberg interrupts by ringing and talking to me about the job I'm supposed tobe doing
Restore Britain going too far back and turning us into a roman colony
>>220580428is it a juicy lovehoney prostate massagers corrr
Redeem UK
Turns out doing loads of drugs over the bank holiday weekend means you might have quite a bad time at toil the following week. Literally nobody could have predicted this. Woe.
>>220580268A certified Bruno Powroznik classic
>>220580481oooo look at me i need drugs to enjoy life oooo im a retardgrow up you foolish young man
>>220580481you the lad that did mdma?
mad how we used to have to go to the shops to buy things
>>220580498Yh, amongst others
>>220580481I stuck to the booze and fags and still feel bad enough I'm too old for drugstein now
Never did drugs me. Constantly high on life you see
>>220580497:( going to get my act together now
uurrrhh... eh-eurghh.. (cough) (splutter)... eeeeuurrrrrgh
got YEARS and YEARS of life ahead of mestuck in front of a computer, mind
need a gooner to tell me the name of this whore
it's over
Might just fuck off toil and get the hammock out
>>220580576
>>220580593I'm in mine on my laptop'Reviewing' some work all day
>>220580593we all need to be homermaxxing
>>220580584Big Bang Phuc
*scree scree*
>>220580581Could be worse, you could be wasting your peak years on a field somewhere on a manor and dying at 30 from exhaustion. 99% of english history
>>220580635no scree screes
i think this current crop of /brit/ losers are fast approaching an untimely death
Mad how we all died last night
>got married a few months ago>wifeberg had the most retarded surname, it looked positively ethnic >any time she's on the phone and has to give her details, she always very proudly uses my surname where I could have sworn you had to drag it out of her before marriagenot being insecure but I genuinely think that's the only reason she married me
when u look into the crowd and see the nigga u killed in 2012
>>220580673Take it back, tell her she can't have it any more and see what happens. When I got married wifeberg kept floating the double barrelled surname gambit, as I assume, some sort of shit test. I just stood firm and said she could do anything she wanted for her name, keep her old one, double barrel it or take mine but I wasn't changing mine. Eventually she decided all on her own that she wanted to take my name. Can't explain the female mind.
>1318562278001.jpg
>>220579852Great movie that, they don't make them like this anymore. Not due to woke of course, but instead due to the wealthy class of soulless billionaire bastards who only fund formulaic slop movies from existing franchises because they want a guaranteed return on investment.
>>220580697depise the double barrelled malarkey what happens if two double marreled tarqs find each other, do we quad it up?and what if it happens once more, 8 names? 16? 32? just accept the man's name bloody woman. your name is just your father's name anyway.
I’m 34 but look like I’m 17
>>220580726Ktim (I'm a horse)
why are women so evil
>>220580584Lia Lin
>>220580724Tarq malark
>>220580753
>>220580749How long does she have to wait for
>>220580760aha
>>220580749they separated well before that though
>>220580765at least 5 years
>>220580746sexxxoo
>>220580749>Age>41Can't really blame her, she doesn't have tons of time left to have kids.
>>220580810(Male horse)
wanking with laoganma
do you reckon some of this gibberish that gets posted is just a spambot?
hapax legomenon!!
Considering learning how to play the glockenspiel
overslept and got a headache again award
You never see bongers do the little lad dance anymore.
>>220580749Is she supposed to wear a black veil and be in mourning for the rest of her life rorke
>>220580749they were divorced since september 2024 and he committed suicide in january 2025. she doesn’t owe her ex husband a mourning period. she’s also 41 so she clearly wants to have kids when she still can and she’s found a man she loves. y’all are so weird and demented
>>220580853No you don't get an award for that
I know a few women whose husbands died and they had a new man within a year. If I had to guess it's probably loneliness and shock of losing a partner that makes them rebound like that.I also reckon celebrity couples don't really even love each other and it's something far more shallow.
>>220580749And? He's dead, he's not going to come back from the grave to impregnate her, is he?
>oracle expenses doesn't support png uploads Why does anyone use this fucking dogshit company
>>220580889Imagine getting knocked up by a zombie. Little dead baby fella.
Black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>220580900Chicken jockey origin story
>>220580890you're doing that yank thing where you speak work-coded shit to people who don't know anything about it. Grow up, nobody cares.
>>220580901Leftypol wishes he could be this 'in' with the niggas
>>220580889>>220580867>>220580861>>220580811>>220580784>>220580765when did /brit/ get invaded by femoids
Really ought to go for a run at lunch for my mental elf but I don't want to, I want to eat noodles and shitpost.
DPD used to be a reliable delivery company but no more...they enter the fatwa delivery service list with evry. Royal mail are on their last chance.
>>220580941Das a man
i miss that era. the judd apatow era
>>220580923please just fucking have sex rorke even once its not that hardas soon as your dick feels those warm wet walls all this angst will melt away i promise you
>>220580941>HAND OVER THE ORANGE ONE YOU DEAF CUNT
woke GPT
need a mocap gf
are they gonna make chatgbt for deaf niggas or na
>>220580908kek
love it when bergs do they lil ‘mrrrows’ :3
have sex rorke please have sex with me
ah... am i bugging you? so sorry
get the britain RESTORED
banned on youtube and banned on tv niggers get triggered when they see me
sir woke balmer
>>220580923you're almost certainly a virgin freak
Well there’s an Asian fanny
>>220581009Very very hungry lad
>>220581033Rorke is typing...
>>220581008um?
>>220581033>people who call my shit tastes shit are just rorkesMate please grow up
got a wife beater and some sunnies on just need a few vbs and im ready to kick my girlfriends head in
seems like a fun job (for spastics)
I thought they had them sideways
Right well that’s a Chinese man with his little cock and bollocks crammed into a pair of lacy knickers isn’t it?
>>220581056yes? do you have a question?
>>220581074She's probably a dancer. I imagine it would be much harder to do this stuff on command than people realise.
>>220581074that will be £80 (base game only) plus tipand 120gb of free hard drive space requiredand a 40gb day one patch update
>>220581074leftypol when he seems someone refusing to use preferred pronouns
Get the blinds openedGet the windows openedGet the washing outsideOh yes summers here happy days love it
thirst bait detectedrorke; melting down in he chair
>>220581107and what of the gpu?
>>22058111612c and cloudy in glesga
ggsonly is pengwould love to jiggle her meat
peeling callouses off my feet and eating them
>>220581121£800I'm the PC master race you see
>>220581156Have enough to share with the whole class?
>>220581159Oh dear, you'll be replacing that next year then won't you. Should've bought a next gen console for £250
I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer
might but i might not
>>220581171name one good ps5 exclusive
just clarted some wasteman
cock in my arse
>>220581171Perhaps I should sell the GPU to my friend, but let him keep the cash. He's now my bank
>>220581092thats a nice fat pussy
>>220581192demo souls remake
>>220581216>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>remakenigga
>>220581228grow up
i might have a shit life but at least im not this demented aussie sperg that spams unfunny shit on here all day every day with no replies
>>220581243>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>remake
>>220581216What's up with remakes fir games that don't need a remake and why do midwits love them so much?
im gay
joined the gym again awardfinna get large and in charge award
>>220581270Same shit as films and TV, nobody has appetite for new stuff so they just pump out endless soulless sequels and remakes. Studios don't care about making cool stuff, just money for shareholders.
>>220581252That and the unfunny edits of Bradley Walsh
>>220581062Not sure if you're a woman or just gay
>>220581270zoomalpha niggas won't play a game from 2009 so you stick a new lick of paint on it and they will
>>220581252why are you making yourself angry at nothing
>>220581296I think its important everybody on here is routinely reminded of how much of a loser you are.
>>220581095wdym I do that every time a post I make fails to get a (You)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeDk7QtwwBw
>>220581074
>>220581312Are you this arseblasted about the remake comment? done you right in didn't he.
>>220581312sad, strange little man which of your little imaginary opponents do you even think i am? bizarre behaviour
>>220581192dunno don't have one but Astrobot looks cuteOnly game I play is Minecraft with the Create mod and the same handful of Pokemon games on loop. Got autism you see
>>220581318We like the Asian ladies, dont we, folks?Just the best, very pretty, very pretty girls, some say the prettiest, I dont know about that but very pretty
>>220581335wasnt the person involved in that, i dont play video games>>220581336seethe on freak
>>220581344yeah but they're only fun for a short period of time and a quick shag here or there. They fast become mentally ill if you date one or god forbid marry one
Lads you're never going to believe this but I was swallowed by a whale and now I'm trapped in it's belly. Any idea how to get out of this unlikely scenario?
>>220581367nigga you're the one lashing out at completely anonymouse posters for no reason i'm not even one of the parasitic "personalities", if anyone here's a seething freak it's you mate
>>220581390>it's
>>220581390through the bum I'd say is the most logical, provided you can escape the acids that aid digestion
>>220581390tickle his uvula with a big feather
>>220581416You are a friendless virgin that nobody speaks to on here. I've woken up in the middle of the night, and I've seen you just spam to yourself with nobody else around. You are mentally ill and you should be killed
This nigga wakes up in the middle of the night and gets on /brit/
figure the reason i never get any matches on the dating apps is because of the cocky and shameless way i describe myself on my profile, which maybe chad would be able to pull off and even enhance his desirability, but for a fat balding amerimutt like myself it's completely unwarranteddon't be fooled when they tell you confidence is attractive, it only works for physically attractive people, end of!
>>220581455im actually cackling did an aussie piss you off once or something and now you melt down whenever you see a single one of us
going to gym this afternoon after work
>>220581421Think my main concern is I'm pretty likely to emerge underwater and I'll probably drown. Not got any way of telling my relative depth. >>220581444Where the fuck you think I'm gonna get a feather from? This nigga ain't eating birdsWas thinking about starting a fire, there are some ship remnants in here that might somehow inexplicably be dry enough
>>220581488nothing is ever going to change the fact you're a mentally ill schizo that nobody speaks to. sounds like this hurts you quite a bit given your responses.
orientals don't have body odour i've heard
almost got caught shoplifting a snickers earlier, i just can't BUY candy bars, they're so much better when they're stolen
family guy/simpsons porn is grim slop but american dad porn is always w faps
Setting my alarm in the middle of the night to check on /brit/
Far too hot today like
>>220581508That's just yellow copeTrains during Japanese summers absolutely reek of bollock sweat and vinegar
>>220581516
hello saaars
>>220581532fart poo hot ahahahahah
>>220581538even the women only carriages?
>>220581538They do smell less. I reek of garlic and spoiled milk if I don't shower daily and I can't even imagine what it would be like if I were fat
>>220581505fifteen (You)s so far itt mate i'm not this mentally ill schizo you speak of, if such a person even does exist. i think you should probably spend less time on the computer
>>220581567Unfortunately I wasn't able to get in one to check
>>220581580omdz you are mindbroken oooo look i counted the replies these anonymous people on /brit/ love me oooo
aussiemong meltdown over being called unfunny
>>220581516wish there were more rick and morty porn, i am very attracted to beth. summer is minging of course even though she'd have the tighter snatch (or maybe not because she seems like she could be a mudshark)
dollymong playing with his dollies
can see the lad in the office opposite doing cocaine in the toilets again. he loves it.
haha yeah you're a real e-celeb bruce
>>220581594>>220581600>>220581621i think you should probably spend less time on the computer
>>220581656do you think the jimmy saville-tier accusations are gonna come out before or after he dies?
had this dream that was literally a smiling friends episode>man is a widower>owns a pet bird that he believes is his wife's soul reincarnated>bird disappears and he is distraugt>try to cheer him up and offer to help track down the bird>find the bird's corpse later>he tried to have sex with it because he thinks it's his wife and killed it
>>220581613oh the human liked the dopamine did hedid he also like sex and high calorie foodbore off
the melty: 220581644all because he was called unfunny
>>220581556done that little sissy straight up his smooth pale bum
it's literally over for the yookay
How long until dollymong starts accusing this random Aussie he’s taken a dislike to of being heatherposter (that’s usually what his meltdowns all boil down to?)
wheres DTFIC
>>220581690Restore
lot of you need to calm down
>Channel 4 has scrapped Scott Mills' episode of The Great Celebrity Bake Off For Stand Up To Cancer ffs now the kids won't get cancer treatment
>>220581694grow up mate
You lot care way too much about 4chan
>>220581703They won't win
>>220581719my only social outlet really, haven't had more than a 10 second conversation in years
Will likely be getting a footjob later tonight :)
>>220581719everyone else is too scared to admit this but this general is my life
rorke, ca 2008: rawr >w<
>>220581735:O
>>220581730ktim
>>220581673this is really the highlight of your day isnt it
balck men
>>220581735self-footllatio?
>>220581719You’ve been done dollymong don’t act like you weren’t JUST having a gigamelty
>>220581711Scott Mills, kids with cancer, Jimmy savill, sick kids on the ward. Something eerily similar about this whole scenario.
>>220581749:)>>220581759no from a woman, im not that flexible
farting blood down my leg at the woolies self checkouts
>>220581735how much does the escort charge for that
the black and the blacked
>>220581740I'll admit that I spend far too much time here, but I wouldn't go that far>>220581765Sorry I don't know who that is
4chan is my friend!
>>220581778not an escort, but i'd reckon they'd charge their usual going rate.
the good, the bad, and the ugly (you)
>>220581723
had a shag with a fit redhead escort about a month ago, she looked like that renaissance painting "the birth of venus", and yes the carpet matched the drapes
>>220581801kiss me
About at subtle as an atomic bomb
>25c at 17:00that beer garden be calling when toil finishes
about at subtle
>>220581803Sounds like something an escort would say
>>220581847alone or with mates?
cup of decaff early grey with a splash of soya milk down the hatch
think catberg might be dying lads
>>220581822Don't believe this one bit
>>220581862alonethe gf stayed away at her parents this week after easter so I'm living like a single king for the week
>>220581814vote gangrene
>>220581822did you have a munch at her velvet velcro
>>220581892>>220581892
>>220581851right thats it im on the schizo mongs team now
>>220581873you can't believe it's possible to pay attractive women to have sex with you?
