Brad/11 edition
bogberg is by the front door and I just had the nastiest smelliest shit of my life right before the postman arrived with a parcel and we had to stand there basking in it's radiance while he messed around with the machine
Counting or not counting gang violence?
Seen that video of the paki bossman going into the chicken shop and pulling a gun on the sambo working there because he gave him the wrong sauces with his fried halalslop?
more taxesmore government more niggers
>>220581919what if he thought you just smelt like shit, he doesn't know the bog is right there
what happens if you retire at the normal age of around 70 or so with plenty of retirement funds but then you end up living to be like 120 and have long since burned through it all
>>220581919Biological terrorism
>>220581936The Green Party 2029 General Election Manifesto
basically made aussiemong cry in the last thread
Shall we place bets on what will set off Dollymong itt and make him start hallucinating that heatherposter is here?
deform shitain
Got the depression on in the brain chemistry
>>220581941ah shit that's true
>>220581955you're the only person here and at any time, that just spams about this imaginary heatherposter you've been obsessing over for 4 years now.
>>220581963just have to let him see you sitting on it next time x
>>220581946Well typically when stuff like this happens the care bill is so great that the house you promised to your children and grandchildren has to be sold.On a different tangent, when my uncle died of cancer in 2005 it had transpired he had deceived nurses in hospice and not taken his medication in a bid to hasten his demise to reduce the bill it would cost the rest of the family.
>>220581953
>>220581953>>220581955>>220581969i think you should all probably spend less time on the computer
>heatherposter
https://vocaroo.com/1i7o0d8dPwIv
>>220581980>my uncle died of cancer in 2005vax status?
melty melty melty in the brit thready thready thready
Hate my job and the company I work for so much and want to leave and just check out and do fuck all until I get a new job but the bastards keep asking for more and more from me and I can't escape it all. It's the worst possible situation. Not wanting to be there at a time they want to make you critical.
>>220581985clifford the faggot dog
>>220581988you are having an absolute melty over someone saying you aren't funny.
dollymong beginning to dissociate, he’s really speedrunning this mental breakdown. wonder if he’ll be screaming at the doctors and nurses and calling them “heatherpaedo”
most rule 34 art is gay or furry or features underage characters or any combination of the three
>>220582011Leave him be mate. Enough.
i like the silly aussie
>>220582004You don't owe them anything though, if you hate your job then quit and get a better job. Life is too short to sacrifice your well-being and happiness for other people like that.
got the DSPgaming on
Used to take acid and wander the local parks at night until the sun came up. Ruined my brain chemistry permanently playing silly buggers
>>220582011acting like an angry retard to goad random dickheads on the internet into giving you a few disgruntled replies is something you do often isnt iti still have no clue who or what you're even angry at
£2000 over 17 years is £117 a year, that's how much I've spent gaming on console. Games, subscriptions, consoles and TVsMeanwhile, you spend £800 every 3 years on a new GPU, that's £4800 approximately on just GPUs, not factoring in RAM (which is now £500 for 8gb) and other components. It doesn't even include games.But I'm the one getting ripped off? LOL
>>220582065did shrooms once and im scared forever
im seeing a lot more GIRL GAMERS recently
>>220582069nobody was angry with you, they just said you were unfunny and a bit of a sperg spamming with no replies all day every day. you are a bit of a loser mate has to be said
>>220582009dont call him that
>they
>>220582085Why do you say “they” when it was clearly just you mate?
>>220582095multiple people agreed he was a spastic
Easy to spend a hundred a year when the console got no games
>>220582072gpus retain their horsepower relative to games
>>220582098see>>220582100multiple people
spent 1 year of high school in a psychotic episode because i kept smoking weed even tho it made me schizophrenic, thought i could erase things with my mind, people were spying on me, etc
The way blacks were treated in America is the greatest human injustice ever
>>220582085>a bit of a sperg spamming with no replies all day every day.im not even the person doing this you imbecile thats my entire point, your anger is completely misdirected
>>220582110starting to make sense now
>>220582100yeah?all I saw was two mongs competing for the biggest meltdown
It’s a /brit/ chases off one of the only good posters sort of thread is it? Then they all say zeidy mate how’s it hanging when the AI Jamaicans are posted.
this is the escort i shagged, she didn't wear the glasses :(
>>220582121yeah but it is you isnt it, cause it was off the back of you doing that exact thing minutes before this anonymous chad called you out
>theyis he counting his tulpas or does he actually believe this?
is it heathermong trying to force a console argument again for the 6th day in a row or do we have more autistic freaks here
>>220582120it was kind of mad ngl
>>220582132Looks fat and unappealing
>>220582140is the heathermong in the room with you right now
>>220582135you are unutterably mentally ill holy shit lmao
multiple category 5 meltdowns in progress
>>220582135I think it’s time you log off mate, honestly getting a bit embarrassing at this point
>>220582110patriot
>>220582140He's already having a spergo over the aussie, I was just seeing if it would push him over the edge into a full blown heathernonce special
I want a nasty little Jewish princessWith long phony nails and a hairdo that rinsesA horny little Jewish princessWith a garlic aroma that could level TacomaLonely insideWell, she can swallow my prideI need a hairy little Jewish princessWith a brand new nose, who knows where it goesI want a steamy little Jewish princessWith over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cumsI don't want no trollI just want a Yemenite holeI want a darling little Jewish princessWho don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant lookingA vicious little Jewish princessTo specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappinAll up insideI just want a princess to rideAwright, back to the top...everybody twistI want a funky little Jewish princessA grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumperA brazen little Jewish princessWith titanic tits, and sand-blasted zitsShe can even be poorSo long as she does it with four on the floor(vapor-lock)I want a dainty little Jewish princessWith a couple of sisters who can raise a few blistersA fragile little Jewish princessWith Roumanian thighs, who weasels n liesFor two or three nightsWon't someone send me a princess who bitesWon't someone send me a princess who bitesWon't someone send me a princess who bitesWon't someone send me a princess who bites
going to spend all thread with this autist thinking im the aussie he was having an internet argument with
>>220582151mate you literally counted how many replies you got in the last thread, I think its you, and >>220582166that needs to log off and go outside.
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mega dollymong meltdown
>>220582146nah she's curvy but not that and cute as a button, great chebs tooi complimented her on her tattoo even though i secretly loathe tattoos just to be polite
>>220582186this means forehead in japanese
sir lil peep
凸(¬‿¬)凸 fuckyou nigga
>>220582180what did you think of chinatown
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>>220582204didnt watch it yet
>>220582184Yes you had a big melty and posted a lot of times.
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>>220582180this entire melty was him doing this to me to begin with kekcunt is literally swinging at every aussie he sees because he thinks we're all the same imaginary opponent
>>220582216you've been done mate, i accept your concession
I like the aussies but the one that comes in here to seethe about poms is a bit oddReminds me of that NZ freak who'd spend entire threads talking about Aussie shoebox houses or whatever
>>220582190>this is what you have to pay for in the US of A
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凸_(T_T)_凸........|...|........|B=======D ~~~......_/...\_
>doing this to me>hes swinging at melmfao
>Reminds me of that NZ freak who'd spend entire threads talking about Aussie shoebox houses or whateverGuilty as charged
botnet meltie
Mad how continental Europe has wolves and lynxes and bison, while we don't.
that's you done
wish l could wank multiple times a day but dickberg wont stand for it
>>220582226this was in australia
>>220582257what have you got against my shoebox house anyway
aussiemong meltdown
that kiwi is constantly seething about aussies, definite undertones of inferiority complex
>>220582259>>220582270>>220582283meds
thats you done
>>220582274Get more T in you lad. Less than 3 isn't normal
>>220582280Was a gimmick I was testing out
look how many replies i've had im famous
Day 2 on the gay porn diet and I have a trail of men following me wherever I go
>>220582257Thoughts on traditional Kiwi music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhN93rFZuJs
>>220582274do you lift m8? i recently got back into lifting after a hiatus and now the wanking is incessant, i'm cracking off 5 or 6 loads a day
>>220582297i disagree with his opinions but i enjoy his negativity
>>220582315Don’t care for comedy music. Never listened to flight of the conchirds but I’ve seen the guys around town before
*resets my "days since done on /brit/" counter*suffering succotash...
been watching The Chosen
my computer is my friend
>>220582331I cried a lot while watching that. It got me through a hard time
woosh(｡･ω･｡)つ━you now have small willy
my dad is not circumcised despite being born in the US in the 1950s when circumcision was reaching a crescendo of popularity among the goycattle, don't know why he wasn't snipped but thank god he wasn't or else i might've been too
o((>ω< ))o
>>220582363what do you think of the theory that americans are mentally ill because of the circumcision birth trauma
hate women
Well there’s the back story to the yanks dads willy done then isn’t it
>>220582352that's not magic it was already small
putting leaded fuel polysterene and flint michigan water in a spliff and smoking it
>>220582384no
>>220582363Why are americattle "men" obsessed with willards?
well thats a bbc
>>220582377probably true, i specifically have a theory that circumcised men are more likely to troon out because the precedent for genital mutilation is already set
rorke is a dangerous and delinquent individual
>>220582351how are things now?
>>220582394get her shagged
My monitor died so I'm using an old 24 inch Polaroid telly
I might do myself haha
>>220582325Fair enough. I watched their TV show when I was a teenager and found it pretty funny.
>>220582411A lot better, thanks. I'm 18 days off the booze and starting to feel hopeful for my future again. It's a difficult thing to dig yourself out of a pit of your own making
Thinking about buying some craft materials and making something, but is that a bit gay?
>>220582403seen trannies with knobs of all different shapes and sizes so idk about that
>>220582458>I'm 18 days off the boozecouldnt be me
the Scotch hate when Northern England is referred to as "The North" because Scotland is further North
>>220582460extremely
>>220582460Get an airfix model on the go
>>220582472That's fine mate. It was just causing me more problems than it was worth
>>220582475i 'ate da north
rorke's drip
>>220582475They should just stop being cringe and obsessed and realise it means 'North of England'.
>>220582471well in countries where circumcision is common obviously, i think being cut at least nudges people a little bit more towards trooning than they would have otherwise, being circumcised means you have a warped mindset about what constitutes good medical practice vs barbaric perversions of nature disguised as medicine
>>220582475I dont say that
>>220582511its a good drip
brit is a WOKE threadonly WOKE posts from now on please
I freaking love endless immigration
started watching sweeney todd (2007)without knowing much about it and there was a song at the beginning and i thought it was just a one-off but then there were more songs and i realised it was a musical so i turned it off
>>220582576ok
still get a lot of freckles in the sun
>>220582585you should be killed
>>220582503OHHHH
>I did NoFap for 2 days - was it worth it?
why did woke start? it's not like everyone was racist before it was invented
>>220582595why
When woke started it was just about vegans and prefering certain types of coffee
>>220582613Leftypol took control of institutions after the world wars
Define 'woke'
ah yes define obvious thing that exists
showing my 8 year old nephew wojak videos
let me get a cup of coffee with cream and sugar to go thanks toots
define the colour blue
do you consider the original Star Trek woke?
zoomer calling people 4 years older than him uncle
>>220582633you mean those budget story videos where wojak has an australian accent?
going to do a mega poo shortly
>>220582640it isnt red
>>220582643yes that interracial kiss should have led to prosecutions and the death penalty
>>220582639*slaps the waitresses arse*
turn this into a brad
>>220582643no because captain kirk is a white man who is competent and respected by his crew, that's really the sticking point
seeing visions of anime girls lezzing out every time i close my eyes
>>220582613>Woke is an adjective derived from African-American English used since the 1930s or earlier to refer to awareness of racial prejudice and discriminationhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WokeThen people like Rorke heard "woke" and decided to try and deliberately tarnish the word. Because of course Rorke and his ilk despise black people and don't want problems like racial prejudice to be fixed.
I thought woke started in reference to not being lulled to proverbial sleep by the government and instead be awake to the truthStay woke, stay vigilant and question everything sort of thing
left: neek virginright: shagger
>>220582676I remember the very earliest stage of woke and it was about being aware of alleged historical prejudices that gave white european people an upper hand in history through violence and colonialism and slavery, and being awake to this mentally ill idea.
>>220582673>Rorke and his ilk despise black people and don't want problems like racial prejudice to be fixed.this rorke fella sounds quite based honestly
is dollymong still having a melty over that australian who triggered him in the last thread?
mad how the primary colours aren't actually red, blue and yellow and that was just a lie they told us
>>220582676It's more like "stay woke and vigilant to racial discrimination and other injustices". I think that's what "woke" was originally intended to mean.
>>220582673>it's le rorkeI distinctly recall it being a black thing before leftypol took over it, much the same as the usage of "y'all"
>>220582673why would i give a shit about black people? im white
>>220582673it used to just be a vaguely-pro social justice turn of phrase before clueless sheltered crackers co-opted it in the 2010s with their internet opinions and their polyamory and made the whole movement look retarded
mad what they did to the blacks in america around the time of the civil rights they were aspirational, they wanted to be educated, increasingly organized, aware of the evolving rape society they were part of, etcthen they killed mlk and now they are what they are today
might as well have another coffee mighten I
>>220582732Good shout
>>220582725It was the CIA sending crack to the hood
>>220582737do you have those ones of the monkeys being sucked into tornadoes
>>220582737This is one of those artificial intelligence videos ain't it
nigga pwease (–⩊–)
calling my da 'umfather'
I've heard science says it's natural to have some degree of implicit biasNot gonna fight nature, am I. Just no winning that
>>220582747no i got thiss tho
so Iran won?
>>220582770BPCR
leftymong pretending to not know what woke isleftymong demanding you define wokeleftymong telling you the definition you gave is wrong, but also correct, and whats wrong with woke representation of black and brown bodies rorke?
>>220582776thats what the streets are saying
>>220582770that boy clean
got the red chino shorts on and starmer can't stop me
>Chile backs Argentina's claim to Falkland Islands in major challenge to BritainStarmer's so fucking bad he's somehow managed to lose the one South American friend who consistently supported us on the Falklands
>>220582776Yeah Ayatollah doing a jig in celebration
>>220582776Khamenei still got rekt tho
>>220582796go white boy go
>>220582779who are you even talking to
Oh you're a woke
>>220582796i've got David Cameron on the phone right now he wants his 2014 back
Got my Rihanna t shirt on
>>220582798Argentina shouldn't have it, not because of historical stuff or even the people there, but because they're such incompetent mongs they shouldn't be allowed any extra land
>>220582779They do this because they know its unpopular so they can't just say 'yeah, I support it', which would be honest.
lads imagine a planet in space made entirely out of chocolate, cor
Covering my face in beef tallow
We were all waiting for what Chile had to say about this. Its over
why do you cunts even need the falklands its on the other side of the planet from you
>>220582779The Wikipedia definition of "woke" was provided here: >>220582673It looks like Cambridge Dictionary agrees with that definition:>woke>aware, especially of social problems such as racism and inequalityhttps://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/woke>>220582807Nobody knows
>>220582824wallace and gromit 2: the squeakquel
I just remembered that one time I ate 12 eggs in one go.
>>220582840geostrategic importance (penguins) and because it's ares
>>220582852Shut up man
>>220582841Yeah trouble is all those "social problems and inequality" is underpinned by a mental worldview that has barely any contact with reality.
>>220582840The people there are British and want to remain so, if the cunts really wanted it they had an entire century to take it when no one would really care about some island on the other side of the world
>>22058285212 BLUDCLAAT EGG
>>220582863seething egglet
I completely forgot Chile existed
why don't we claim the unclaimed bit?
>>220582892bodied him
...news...
>>220582892scrying
>>220582868Don't think so. When black people talk about racial discrimination, it's because they actually have experienced racial discrimination.
rorke going out with his coat on even though it's 25 degrees
>>220582894Imagine showing our ancestors this map and having to explain that because of Starmer, Australia and New Zealand are not only independent but have their own claims on our territory
remembered something cringe and made a bunch of spacker noises hopefully the office next door didn't hear me
>>220582894You're forgetting the country you live in. We want to die as a people and don't even remember what success feels like.
>>220582894love seeing this map and remembering we own a third of the whole continent for no reason
>>220582935s
>>220582910Its only natural to dislike communities that don't behave themselves. They're rightfully discriminated by police for example because crime doesn't take place in Mayfair or Belgravia, it happens in Brixton and Tower Hamlets. Poverty yes, but primarily black nonetheless.
>>220582801All the jews did is kill an old man
who cares about antarctica anyway, nowt there
What -maxxings are you into lads?
redditors seething about Scottish independence again
>>220582976grow up
>>220582918our ancesters would probably start hitting rocks together and then die of leprosy
>>220582922We should be doing the same with the arctic and using our Scottish islands to make claims there too. Get some buildings built there and expand our land claims from there
>>220582966not true
Sir Max Ng
>>220582976BennymaxxingSnoozemaxxing
>>220582737r
why the fuck is it always two weeks this two weeks thatthe sacred two weeks?
>>220582976lonelymaxxing me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I
the fanny chmelar episode was 15 years ago nowkind of mental that
>>220583012more unoriginal aging millennial mongs on 4chan using the same memes for 4 years
>>220583012erm think of the markets mate, the economy, the shareholders. Have some bloody consideration you antisemite.
>>220582994Nice chicks
>>220582737>AI is all slo-
might go to a burger place where the burgers are mediocre yet really expensive
back from me haircutfade topped up. Got to keep it looking crisp bruvva
le bradley walsh may maybring back kerching
alri
>>220583048then he gurns towards the camera in an overly keen manner
>>220583073Only in Toronto :skull:
can actually recognise a canadian accent now, used to not be able to unless it was a strong one like jordan peterson's
on the gluten free peroni
wasn't the best of park workouts today lads but it is done so that's that
>>220583075fuck off
she kerching on my walsh bradley-style
2 weeks to take kharkiv2 weeks to take tehran2 weeks to eliminate hamas
gm
nga talmbout sum alri
if I don't get chips for tea a whole civilisation dies tonight
she looks class
catberg just sniffed my feet and gagged
>>220583108rapes you
every youtuber i subscribe to turns in to a massive dickhead or gets cancer 6 months later
>>220583059mad that some bald people have forgotten they once had hair
no one who says they're into hiking actually hikes, it's just a placeholder hobby with a vague air of social acceptability, and plenty of deniability to cover up the fact that they are in fact a boring bastard with no interests whatsoever, other than occupying their leisure time consuming brainrot like everyone else
can actually recognize a jewish accent now
>>220583122irish potato famine finna be like
>>220583128piss off you stupendous virgin
>>220583048>if you won some money today, what would you do with it?>erm i'd, um, buy a 4chan pass so i can shitpost quicker and easier and...also post more pictures of you Brad..>*stares at the camera like that guy from the US Office* haha ok yeah wow that's great, let's get you posting Captcha-free shall we?
>>220582897YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS PETER!
happeningmongs just going to pretend they weren't wetting their knickers last night then?
>>220583144your mean
>>220583150i was keeping an eye on things
>>220583139je mange un foreskin
luv french people so much
>>220583142pscr
>>220583139yeah?
dadberg has lost 35kg since cutting down on his drinking
>>220583150i intervened in the nick of time
>>220582976fibremaxxing for a healthy bowel and gigantic poos
might learn french
thinking about getting the toilfu a bucket hat for her birthday but she might not see the funny side
>>220583142screachinmg
>>220583135In secondary school one of our geography teachers used to go hiking every weekend, perhaps the only person for whom the hobby was real. When we were on holiday to Iceland for a school trip (it was a tarq school you see) we saw him in his swimming shorts when we went to the Blue Lagoon hot spring and he was fucking jacked and diced as fuck, apparently just from walking up mountains with a heavy pack every weekend. He was in his 60s but in some great shape.no homo
rorke catching the cup that almost fell out the cupboard and saying 'my life a movie'
*rapping voice*nigga talm bout 2 weeks like a fortnightbut this nigga too weak plays fortniteon /brit/ postin niggers got no rights4chan all day fat nigga chud life>>220583191https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/220563122/#220564858this u?
>>220583209you're weird
Girl drove 4hours from a different town to go on a date with me and have sex. I came in like 5mins and my dick is small. I felt really bad for her
>>220583209>4chan all day fat nigga chud lifebar
>>220583156you deserve it
>>220583214mum says it's endearing
>>220583196could get her a massive bbc dildo
>>220583232i just fucjing said alri you dickhead
>>220583219you forgot to attach the gigachad image
>>220583150Nothing happened though. NEHmongs remain undefeated.
>>220583261you're weird
mums can't go to a store because of back pain and I can't go because of a headache
and the thread grinds to a halt as the dogshit zingers brew
*in the joe Rogan podcast announcers voice*Wank all day, Brit on 4chan by night, all day
>>220583261probably already got one aha x
fixed the positioning of mirrors and now i can reverse better. thank you x
>>220583290>>220583290>>220583290
>>220583277what do you need to buy
