wish fit lasses would let me spaff up their hairy front bums

arse is always shitting out reems of mucus

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Made a b8 thread on /his/ that gained quite some attention

>>220584862
Weird ahh cat fr

hows it evening

"the problem is the average person is too stupid to understand christian theology"
thoughts?

>>220584877
>front bum
Don't think that's the correct term

>>220584900
the problem is the average christian is too stupid to understand christian theology

>>220584900
if you believe some cunt was flying around casting magic spells 2000 years ago then youre stupider than the average person

>>220584900
The average person is to stupid to understand anything

>>220584893
It isn't its afternoon

Go on then


Post the webm that broke /brit/

>>220584877
This was the zinger was it

>>220584877
fit lasses usually shave their front bums

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going to cop this, not because i'm a seinfeld fan, but because i admire michael richards for having the guts to say what we were all thinking
am rather an aficionado of memorabilia of my racist idols, me. nazi flags, klan robes, a autographed photos of mel gibson and al jolson, you name it

>>220584887
Grow up, Rorke.

>>220584911
But most africans and united statians believe the whole bible is literal historical fact

fore me its pussy stubble
and a meaty pussy

This guy on the street was shouting how British people have no culture and stole everything from immigrants and that blacks built modern day Britain

>>220584911
He was God

>>220584931
nah i always say i have a zinger to speed things up, very rarely do i actually have one, and even if i did i'd be too self-conscious to post it immediately because i don't like being scrutinised after having made such a lofty promise

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>>220584927

Prole runts coughing away at work again

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>>220584961
Youre deceitful

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>>220584960
Here's your "god"

>>220584960
think whatever cope you need to make it compute mate but we both know that shit didnt happen

>>220584980
Corrrr love sluts me

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>Here's your "god"

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Need to get back on the NoFap
Found myself wanking to the sweaty runner lass from that old Apple advert earlier

>>220584989
The historical consensus is that Jesus existed and the most reasonable explanation for the development of the Church is that he resurrected. You don't read though so you don't know this :)

>>220584981
i may not always do things by the book but i get results

>>220585013
Well at least it's mild. There's quite a lot of actual porn you could have wanked to.

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>>220584962

>>220584984
The height of Atheist argumentation: people who couldn't draw good believed therefore wrong. They also drank water, going to stop doing that now?

>>220584908
that could also be one way of interpreting that statement yes, would you care to expand?
>>220584911
care to expand on this assessment and why what I assume you're getitng at, believe in miracles, is stupid?
>>220584919
see brit above and expand cos this is interesting perspective

>>220585015
You're right, you've convinced me. I'm a Christian now. Good job, tick it off on your conversion chart.

>>220584887
Think I've spotted it, is it about conquering iran?

>>220585044
No you’re not. Be quiet.

remember back before you had access to unlimited porn and would wank to random women in catalogs or magazines, or, in a pinch, the picture of the queen on a tenner?

>>220585044
oooh, a sarcastic atheist

>>220584980
what's interesting about women is even with questionable faces the average girl i.e. not super thin deformed or fat, is still highly attractive in the body. yet the average man is compeletely ughh
is this because i'm straight, it seems ridiculous though i think somehow we have tricked women into getting with men
like in a just society there would be 90% lesbians

>>220585015
>the most reasonable explanation for the development of the Church is that he resurrected
thats the most reasonable one is it

>>220585013
mental how she appeared in that and an elton john music video then just vanished off the face of the earth

>>220584980
as a shiny PVC fetishist I must say it's the best time of year, I would go out wanking my cock in public if it were not illegal

>>220585066
Or Elgar

>>220585059
Hahaha yea

>>220585013
>Found myself wanking to the sweaty runner lass from that old Apple advert earlier
Absolutely nothing wrong with that. Wanking to non-pornographic stuff like adverts, clothing models, random women in the newspaper etc is a lost art these days. The younger generations don't understand the value of suggestiveness, they just want full-frontal tits and vag delivered to them instantly.

>>220585039
just didnt happen mate shouldnt need to explain why magic powers dont actually exist

>>220585072
Kek

Putting the strait of hormuz up my arse

>>220585093
bums against the wall lads there's a poof on the loose

Personally I believe the universe is "god" and we are all therefore fragments of god given that we're individual parts of the universe experiencing individual subjective experiences of ourselves.
the universe/god had to shatter itself into these many parts to experience itself you see. but it's all non-dualistic and the separation is an illusion that will end eventually and we'll all become one and whole as the undivided universe again.
But first you need to reincarnate a certain amount to come to understand the nature of things to a degree and become at peace with it and ready to leave the illusion of your ego.
Reckon it's also all infinite in time and space, deterministic, and infinitely recursive, occuring again and again.
Also reckon it's all beyond or human knowledge, we're like ants trying to grasp at quantum physics but we'll get there in the end.

>>220584957
That didn’t happen though, did it Rorke? You haven’t left your room today, have you?

>>220585118
ok

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>>220584900
The fact is that no god has ever been proven. Not by Christians, not by Muslims, not by Jews, not by Hindus, etc.

If you want to believe in God then that's fine. I think the question has not been answered yet. We have never observed God. The universe could have come into existence without any gods.

>>220585066
Funny you had the same thought as me: >>220585097
A lot of my earliest wanks weren't even to porn, because I was often too scared to watch it lest I get caught.
I'd usually just sit in the bath and bash one out thinking about various female teachers from my school.

>>220584962
Covid was such a funny time. Honestly get nostalgic for it. Not that I want to go through it again of course.

Sir Two Weeks

>>220585126
you'll get there eventually

Police woman caught me speeding but she let me go for some reason

why is nobody asking the important question here, which is “where’s gorpheus?”

anyone seen the 9/11 anime yet?

>>220585071
It's because most of these girls will be like 18/19 but their faces look 30+ thanks to the wonders of modern cosmetics & surgeries.

remember when rorkes were saying 5G and the COVID vax would kill 90% of the human race

>>220585135
Lockdown would've been way more fun if not for the BLM mass-hysteria ruining half of it.
Remember the nationwide manhunt against Millwall fans because they booed football players taking the knee?

cuck marty robbins be like

They're Blacking Me Tonight

>>220585135
I enjoyed the quiet walks and less noise pollution (cars) but thats about it. Oh and there were more horny girls online

Sunny pub garden after toil for the second night in a row tonight, get in lads

>>220585149
Probably desperately had to go and rub one out back at the station imagining you shagging her in the back of your 12 plate Fiesta, Rorke

the problem with rorke is that he pays attention to any and all sorts of nonsense, instead of just dismissing it straight away like most normal people do

I know the pieces fit

>>220584957
>British people have no culture
Britain is arguably a melting pot of different cultures
>and stole everything from immigrants
To be fair, British colonialism did exploit people in foreign countries
>and that blacks built modern day Britain
People of many ethnicities built modern Britain

>>220585064
Consider me chastened

>>220585133
i specifically remember seeing a picture of amy winehouse in some gossip mag, coked out and she was wearing a low cut top and short shorts so i cracked one off over that
ah to be 13 again or however old i was

>>220585165
no what's it called?

>>220585111
Gay of Hormuz more like

>>220585206
unlike rorke’s matalan jeans

>>220585097
Based, one of my first wanks was to the models in the Argos catalogue, had to chuck it out and hide it under a bin bag when I accidentally spunked on it

the government should come in and stop my maccas craving

>>220585071
I honestly don't understand how anybody is attracted to men. Men are hairy, rough, coarse, smelly, gruff, beastly, ogre-like creatures. And only a very small minority have genuinely attractive faces. Every time I see a couple outside I'm aghast at how significantly more attractive the woman is than the man. Seeing solid 8/10 cuties arm-in-arm with blokes that have a face like a clapped arse is a daily occurence.

Gay men are the ones I really don't understand though. You're biologically constructed to have sex with beautiful, dainty, fair-scented women and yet you'd rather shag geezers up their pooey arseholes? Something's not right in the head if you end up like that.

>>220585118
Yeah mate I've done acid too.
(This is basically my take on the matter, nicely put.)

>>220585238
literally got some maccas on the way being heroically delivered by a brown legend

>>220585238
you use the mymaccas app lad? i can't believe people still use the touchscreen or (heaven forbid) do verbal orders at the counter when there are usually some great deals going on the app

blair witch project is still the scariest film ive ever seen

apparently all you need to do to make christfreaks shut up is remind them magic doesnt exist lol

>>220585209
>People of many ethnicities built modern Britain
How so?

>>220585186
Remember the weather being absolutely peng and going off for walks around the woods at the bottom of my parents garden with a cold four pack. All my old school mates also moved back in with their parents for the lockdown so we ended up just doing the stuff we did as teenagers. Get out on the bikes, cans in a farmers' field etc. Was fucking brilliant for that but the rest of it was complete dogshit. I also worked the whole time and didn't get furloughed, and was then made redundant in 2022 as it just caught up to the company I worked at. That was pretty shite.

>>220585215
I did the exact same thing lad. I thought Amy Winehouse was unironically peng when I was 11 years old. I remember wanking to her Wikipedia article images. Then she died. Sad.

admittedly I've had a couple wanks to Pokemon when I've gotten pissed
Monster girls too
Wouldn't say that's furry though to be honest, just a bit misguided

Got the kettle on, not making any of you cunts a cup though.

>>220585285
depends which pokemon it was

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Horse

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>>220585318
Suspect this fucker wants something off me

>>220585281
maybe you saw the same picture i did, i think it's a pretty famous photo but i can't seem to locate it at the minute, either that or i'm misremembering the details

monster girls i can understand
pokemon though?

gaped tranny arse

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lads

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my first wank was to billie piper

>>220585308
Oh i see *grabs it and pours it all over you *

got elis regina on

leftypol doing the haka in his 91 year old gran's face when she says 'coloured'

>>220585318
Gardevoir and Mawile

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mmmmyallo this is catberg

>>220585365
Utterly insane how Chris Evans got to shag that

>>220585372
kek

>>220585267
i don't actually eat maccas, I was just shitposting. Sorry Cody.

>>220585369
Lads lads, I'm having a melty, literally. My skin is melting off. Get it?

>>220585372
s

>>220585278
Look at British doctors, nurses, academics, athletes, musicians, actors, etc. People who make Britain function and generate money for the public purse. These people are from a range of ethnic backgrounds.

my first wank was unironically a self-suck

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>>220585377
nigga..

Remember the time I got fired from a warehouse for swearing

>>220585382
Me when rorke enters the room

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>>220585406

having a total fucking meltdown in my bedroom flailing around and shrieking and sticking things up my arse

>>220585365
people complain about doctor who being woke these days but they forget that the reboot series started off with the doctor having a mudshark as his companion
*spits on floor*

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https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/Vulpix/country/gb/

>>220585401
why not mate? maccas is bonza as

>>220585406
Ok so not in any special way. Just following the traditions and culture of Britain but just happen to be of a different ethnicity.

>>220585433
https://youtu.be/YersIyzsOpc
always howl when he tries to ram the controller up his arse

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The wife

>>220584945
i'm not a racist that's what's so insane about this!

>>220585328
Someone posted a video the other day of some guy holding down a dog and punching it repeatedly on the head until it started bleeding heavily from its nose

Dunno how you can treat a dog like that when dogs are generally well-behaved companions

Dangerous dogs should of course be euthanised though, but in a humane manner

>>220584871
Kind of mental how Ricky is just a borderline old man now. I've always just thought of him as perpetually middle aged.

>>220585456
Cute on left and right

>>220585456
not sure about the hair dye
looks like she wearing two racoons on her head

>>220585456
yeah she cute

>>220585447
more of a fish and chip man myself

>>220585464
He was a ching chong chinaman. Hope this helps explain why

>>220585495
good lad

>>220585206
https://youtu.be/FmfEbzFyKDY

>>220585464
Yeah not really keen on the edgy actual psychopath set of 4chan posters.

>What is the secular basis of Judaism? Practical need, self-interest. What is the worldly religion of the Jew? Huckstering. What is his worldly God? Money.
Mad that this wasn't Adi but Marx himself.

>>220585484
Thus the nature of her appeal

>>220585406
Most the non white nurses I've come across are beyond fucking useless, like honestly you'd think it was their first day in a hospital

>>220585456
She's extremely cute, but that weird gum piercing she has kind of ruins her appearance 90% of the time.

>>220585495
i hear brits use pollock lol

>>220585365
i hot glued her action figure before it was a thing

>>220584862
Hehe
Cat

>>220585495
not keen on fish, i just get the chips with a big helping of chicken salt tbf

>>220585503
and by that I mean getting a double cheeseburger from one of my local fish and chip shops. you lot do fish better than us anyway.

>>220585495
that jewish meal
x

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>>220585522
Well..

>>220585518
reads like ragnar redbeard

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>So to summarise the last two months....
>In order to enrich a few regime insiders and suppress embarrassing Epstein file disclosures , the US waged a war against Iran with no clearly defined objective, no long-term plan, insufficient military resources, limited domestic support and incredibly limited international support.
>In the process, it lost 13 brave soldiers, spent $31 billion, lost several vital aircraft including a prized AWACs (price tag $700m), destroyed its international credibility (e.g. by reneging on diplomatic efforts, threatening genocide, etc), severely damaged the global economy by stoking supply chain shortages and inflation, and devastated many of the regional GCC economies.
>On the flip side, in Iran, some even more extremist extremists have taken power and an economy which would have collapsed on its own had the US not intervened is about to get a cash windfall by charging ships to go through the Hormuz Strait. It has also given Russian coffers a boost at a time when they too were looking fairly close to collapse.

Planetary Extermination of nons.
Y or N?

>>220585555
mad how you call them fish and chip shops
why not the chippo? the fisho?

>>220585563
woke moralist bitch

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>>220585561

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why are men so fucking boring
women don't deserve this

>>220585464
99 times out of 100 when you see a random video of someone brutalising an animal for no reason, it's a third-worlder. Like that group of mental Indians a few years ago that kept uploading videos torturing monkeys.

They just have no moral guidelines whatsoever outside of "What gives me instantaneous pleasure? What makes me money? What makes me feel powerful?" It's caveman-brain, basically.

>>220585424
Not an argument is it
>>220585450
People from around the world have brought different cultures to the UK and many of those contributions are widely enjoyed. Curries are widely enjoyed in the UK for example. The arts in Britain have been changed by cultures from abroad.

>>220585588
Foids in the right with this one. Sober cunts can fuck off, as can perpetually dieting, obsessed with the gym faggots.

>>220585584
Her andrew tate putdown redeemed her

>>220585588
suppose she'd rather date an alcoholic and suffer from domestic violence?

>>220585607
that was a classic, no doubt

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>>220585606
t.

>>220585563
Remember how she claimed we'd all be dead by the mid-2020s cause of climate change, and now it's 2026 and she doesn't talk about the climate at all anymore and just spergs about Israel 24/7.

>>220585588
start talking more and he'll start drinking more

i would take literally any psychoactive substance rather than alcohol (except the really scary ones like datura obviously)

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>>220585563
Dogberg had one of these until he destroyed it. Is my phone background.

>>220585456
would look better without the smear of poo on her face

>>220585578
well you see, the serve fish... and chips. IDK, we obviously inherited fish and chip shops from you lot but we also got some yank influence so we also decided to sell burgers?

>>220585645
cute

>>220585591
>They just have no moral guidelines whatsoever outside of "What gives me instantaneous pleasure? What makes me money? What makes me feel powerful?"
A bit like Rorke and his ilk, posting rubbish on the internet, without regard to morality, because it makes them feel slightly more powerful

>>220585649
they do burgers in the chippies here too but theyre usually the shitest meat patties you've ever eaten, no salad, just bun, patty, sauce, cheese if you're lucky

>>220584900
I don't like calling the average person stupid but yes, they're ignorant

>>220585627
very confronting image this

What the FUCK?

I had my polysomnography about a month ago and was told today it takes about THREE months for it to be analysed and to hear the results. That is MENTAL. I will have to suffer with narcolepsy for fucking months

>>220585627
I'm just skinny but with decent arms and legs because I do home workouts. I'm not saying be a fat slob or an alcoholic, but I hate health freaks and straight edge bores. Intolerable scourges on humanity. If you can't just chill and have a pint why would I want to know you?

>>220585664
Abstract, too abstract to be sexy actually. Logically I know that's a woman's arse but I just can't enjoy looking at it.

Rorke and his ilk eating enough food to maintain their body mass and energy levels for their level of activity
Leftypol and their ilk perpetually dieting

>>220585645
>Tor Browser
GCHQ adding you to a watchlist right now

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TRAILER CUNT
DON'T PARK IN MY SPOT
IT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK AND I'M ABOUT TO LOSE THE PLOT

>>220585720
Just buy modafinil on darkweb, cheap as fuck. I use it whenever I need to cram for an work qualification

>>220585724
>but I hate health freaks and straight edge bores.
it's people like us that keep the country running sunshine

>>220585689
corrr

>>220585720
your dads dead LMAO

>>220585743
It's just for buying illegal drugs I swear!

>>220585099
this sounds very fundie
>>220585118
doesn't really make sense but you do you i guess
not that "sense" is necessarily the right criteria for doing theology or philosophy of religion but if there isn't some sense of an inherent logic or criteria of intelligence then it is just a free for all

poo roaring in a mongtarded paki childs face and tipping him out of his wheelchair

>>220585724
>health freaks and straight edge bores
what if someone just doesn't like alcohol

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>>220584862

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mad how john milton and dante alighieri were writing biblical fan fiction back in the day and their work was so influential that no one actually knows how satan and hell are supposed to work in the actual biblical descriptions

>>220585821
Autistic

>>220585809
poo! poo roar!

>>220585128
what does proven even mean
why does god need to be observed (altho loads of people do claim to have observed god in some capcaitiy)
this is a really perplexing post
>The universe could have come into existence without any gods.
how?

>>220585761
This country runs because of tradies with their arse cracks hanging out doing the dirty work and going for a pint after, not because of straight edge wankers that do nothing but preen in a gym mirror all day.

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>UK GOVERNMENT APPROVES 800MW SPRINGWELL SOLAR FARM, THE LARGEST SOLAR POWER PLANT IN THE COUNTRY.

Total Ed Victory

>>220585118
Seems like some kind of narcissistic hegalian stuff. You're basically a latent commie waiting to be subverted by Maoists

>>220585821
I don't trust someone who doesn't partake in alcohol. Might as well hate grass and trees and the Sun.

>>220585840
diego!

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Can you help us find Kya?
Kya, aged 14, was last seen in Heathcote on Saturday, 4 April 2026.

Wish I was a manlet lads, the way she snogs and rides his cock holy shit

Tall powerful women are a dream

https://bunkr.ph/f/DB2NJzMAN80u1

>>220585828
Isn't this the bloke who begged black men to fuck his wife's arse so that he could clean her out with his tongue afterwards?

>>220585852
Jesus christ that cunt is ugly.

>>220585886
Alri gaylord

cutie detected

>>220585892
Yes. Yes it is.

dangerous day to be a cornetto

Rural boomer nimbies are absolutely in the right to protest our countryside turning into an endless suburb of barratt boxes.
>but we need more homes
So build high density in the cities we already have. And maybe deport the million odd people that don't even have a right to be in this country.

>>220585892
English masculinity, folks

UM

>>220585926
everyone has a right to live in the uk

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Can you help us find Lailah?
Lailah, aged 13, was last seen in Gordon on Sunday, 5 April 2026.

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Consider the following

https://youtu.be/BG2psRcPH7o

>>220585886
Not only are you into race cuck nonsense but it's basic bitch race cuck nonsense at that. Who tells 5/10s that they are hot enough for porn?

pppppooooooooooo !

>>220585879
dont like this gimmick

>>220585588
there are many valid reasons not to drink, including medical reasons, or just to stay a bit healthier

why should i listen to the torygraph which is owned by wealthy boomer bastards? they despise young adults. they see us only as cattle who will slave away to pay for boomer pensions. also they want us to rent property from them forever so they can line their pockets even more. of course they oppose all new housebuilding because "wahhhh it's going to spoil my view". wealthy boomers are the biggest problem in the uk.

>>220585923
Word on the street is the calypos are being turfed out of corner shops and smashed at an interminable rate

>>220585947
Already in the sewer in someone's sloppy post-kebab shite.

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nth for the baddiedem

might venture out to buy some medicine for mums

putting my bollocks in the middle of the cern hadron particle collider and having two atoms smash into them at the exact same time and then taking my bollocks out of my ballsack and replacing the particles that are usually smashed together with my bollocks instead

>>220585947
seems to be a lot of these kids going missing, reckon there's some noncey serial killer running amok in straya?

>>220585995
pic unrelated i assume

>>220585977
See >>220585835

>>220585995
let's be real, soogs is the only attractive member of the baddiedem, and even then i think the wall is starting to encroach upon her at an alarming rate

>>220585977
>wealthy boomers are the biggest problem in the uk.
t. Rasheed

How to bomb Sam Hyde's house

>>220585926
>Rural boomer nimbies are absolutely in the right to protest our countryside turning into an endless suburb of barratt boxes.
Spot on.
Unfortunately this thread is full of libertarian weirdos who genuinely do think the whole country should be paved over with deanoboxes and commieblocks. You aren't going to get through to these mongs.

would crawl through a mile of broken glass just to hear soogs fart through a walkie talkie

>>220585804
genuinely grow up

why are sardines so peng

>>220586057
ktimeioa15yotiwmi20yotiwm

>>220585840
>what does proven even mean
I mean the existence of any god has not been proven.
>why does god need to be observed
If you haven't observed a thing then I don't think you can conclude that this thing exists. Think about planet nine, for example. It's a proposed ninth planet of our solar system, which might exist, and which might explain some other objects we observe, and their orbits. However, planet nine has never been observed, so scientists have not concluded that planet nine definitely exists.
>>The universe could have come into existence without any gods.
>how?
Maybe the universe spontaneously came into existence. We can't rule that out, because we don't yet understand the universe. We know that our best scientific theories are not complete. Anybody (religious or otherwise) who tells you something like "it's logically impossible for the universe to spontaneously come into existence" is talking nonsense. We simply don't know enough about the universe yet to rule it out.

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bros...they're dabbing on us....

im gay

>>220586093
just are

>>220586057
This meme isn't even accurate. 4chan is zoomoid central these days. You're more likely to see anti-millennial sperging here than anything else. Literally every time I open /v/ I'm guaranteed to find at least one thread bitching about "woke millennial writers ruining games". Of course when you remind these people that it's Gen Z who is the blackest, brownest, gayest and tranniest generation of all time, they have no retort.

what do women get out of sucking knob?

too hot for me

royal mail are fucking shit, i order stuff and it never shows up

>>220586137
>>220586137
>>220586137
New

her lips tho

is it just me or does twitter have an absolutely awful UI? i don't use it very often, granted, but it seems like whenever i use it, very rarely does anything i click take me to where i'm trying to go on the first attempt, it's maddening

>>220586115
Why are they posting images featuring depictions of humans? That's strictly haram according to Islam. They aren't following their religion properly. Bunch of posers.

>>220586149


wHY

>>220586149
i think perhaps that you should go and you should commit erm... how you say... the suicide? ah oui

>>220586176
Test innit

>>220586187


Ok

right so that's the new made about 80 posts too early

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>>220585128
>>220584900
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>>220586110
>humans exist for 100,000+ years
>infant mortality is rife
>wars over land, resources, women, tribalism, etc
>life expectancy of 25
>God and his angels sit up in Heaven with their arms crossed while all this happens for 95,000+ years
>around 3-4,000 years ago they decide to do something about it
>only reveal themselves to barbaric, illiterate middle east
>not India or China, where people can think, read, and do science
>tells them the path to salvation is to brutally murder, rape, and enslave their neighbors
>oh and if they really want to impress him, they should cut a bit of skin off their dick
>in return, he brings his chosen people to the only place in the Middle East without oil
it's mental when you think about it. but then again theists don't think very much, do they?

Lurking around Hampstead with a pitchfork wearing a pair of red horns looking for hideous little gargoyles to prod

>>220586141
Acting out what they see in porn

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>>220586008
Rows' is baddie still

>>220586022
Disagree and soogs has a few more years before the wall. Depending on how time she spends in the sun

Rorke posting on blacktowhite

just debunked a user in the youtube comments

my teeth feel wierd...

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need to get a rack for my bike don't want to be lugging a bag on my back in warm weather

>>220586204
Diego BTFO

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>>220584862

the poo monster is back

>>220586204
The majority of the world follow either Christianity or Islam
The majority of humans are retarded

>>220586190
Thank you for your attention

>>220585456
Bad ahh binch

>>220586223
Screaming

>>220586223
So this is Gyaldemfreak:
>black, from an African immigrant family
>lives in urban inner-london
>fundamentalist evangelical christian
>supports Arsenal
>admitted he has a porn addiction
>affiliated with the tranny and cuckspammers

>>220586223
Gyaldem sweep

>>220586185
Reported for trolling outside of /b/

State your sexual orientation and gender identity

>>220586214
how old is she again? must be close to 25, before long she'll be christmas cake, just hope for her sake she made her bag and managed it responsibly so she can make a clean break and retire early before her assets disappear

>>220586285
gay
male

>>220586280


Are you a moderator

>>220586285
strait
male

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>>220586289
Soogs is 24

>>220586280
a little birdy told me that your thread was reported for spamming/flooding. couldn't have been me though

balck men

should I take wifeberg to Prague or Bari for her upcoming birthday? note: we've already been to Bari together four years ago, but spending time in Italy is always nice

>>220586271
imagine the smell

>>220586310
So grim

>>220586297
Of course not, why would I bother reporting posts if I were?

>>220586330
Ok

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>>220586160
Shias do not give a shit
They even draw Ali and his sons

finna put on episode of breaking bad on

>>220586295
why are you gay?

axewound

got maccas and immediately regretted just like every other time i get it
when will i learn

>>220586343
Ok

>>220586310
She's bigger than some men

>>220586223
which /sp/ archive are you using? 4plebs doesnt show counts over 1000

>>220586367


What age are you

>>220586311
indeed, close to 25, that's when it call goes downhill for women, though in my opinion they often get a second wind in their in their early 30s when they're old enough to be milfs but not so old that they're saggy and grim (provided they've taken care of themselves obviously)

>>220586346
jesse, we need to cook

>>220586347
hate women

>>220586378
think your confused

botty melty uh oh

>>220586276
He would be based if it wasn't for the transphobia

>>220586344
Zesty looking ali

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>>220586421
i love you so fucking much

My first wank was to Heidi Klum wearing that sparkly bikini in the 2003 Guinness World Records book. Reckon a lot of lads had their first stimulated shuffle to that.

>>220585013
that's meh
the only time you should be concerned is if you were wanking to that in the toil toilets because you were that horny

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>>220586311
see how much cuter she was just a couple of years ago? unpretentious, innocent looking (insofar as an e-prostitute can be), no thotmaxxing, now she's doing that thing where she maxes her look more and more excessive, would't be surprised if she eventually bogs herself

Gyaldem is just heatherpaedo by the way

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>>220586383
Chai's the only baddiedem that's hit the wall but she's early 30 now. Got botox recently, supposedly it's for "medical" reasons but shit it's helping stave off the face sag so win-win

>>220586421
Eat the cookie Brookie x

>>220585592
Entire postive impact is "food" hm

wish that leaf's thread hadn't been deleted now

Finkle is Einhorn btw

actually fucking dying from a headache I'm so fucking tired of this shit just pain all day every day no matter what pills I take it just won't go away

>>220586439
American education

>>220586439
none of the sp ones are over 1000 -_-

Right can we have a new without grotty bastards talking about their wanking habits thanks

MAKE THE FUCKING NEW SO I CAN POST MY FUCKING ZINGER FFS

>>220586327
Bari, Prague is overrated and czechs are pricks.

>>220586510
Uh oh. Enjoy your 3year ban lad