driving instructor edition
i'm dying
no one:not a soul:literally not a person:the abyss:the silence:nothing embodied:rorke: I should be in cockpit, 'cause I'm flyer than a fuckin' ostrich
poo screaming while getting gangblacked
>>220590135we're all dying bruce
>>220590125Can you be Sad before 10pm?
>>220589986nobody thinks that except kissless incels and wogs
screaming. Rorke is such a benchod!
right well thats a can in my hand isnt it
>All the normally rabidly anti-AI lefties clapping and cheering Iran's AIslop XitterpostsJust goes to show there isn't any such thing as a coherent anti-AI position. Just another 'it's OK when I do it' thing.
>>220590153ill try
>>220590110would love to suckle on those feet
>>220590181grim
nobody:literally no one:no a single soul:rorke: bruh
is this someone from here? found him in my fat people folder
>ill try
>>220590171Haha, alright misinterpreter of all that is real
https://jiggie.fun/PvnqZq3 pornographic jigsaw puzzles are complete, 2 more in progress. would appreciate it if some of you lads could come in and share some words of encouragement just to keep spirits up
I genuinely do wonder what it must be like being attractive enough to see fit women out and about and thinking that they likely find you fit as well Just a bizarre dynamic to experience really. Must be a whole different world
deleted all my pics from this laptop :(
don't understand the ariana gimmick
Glad I hopped off the Trump Train when he was sperging and lashing out about the Epstein files a year ago, this Iran shit has been an unmitigated disaster
rorke falling asleep by 9 and having to read about the football in the morning before going to toil
>>220590234it's just a troon schizo
>>220590234not a gimmick it's just one freak same one who spams trannies all day
Hi 'umbunnies'
>>220590234it's one sadcase who replies to himself from multiple devices
why are you seething at the truth? feeling a bit insecure?
>>220590249ummm... hi >.<"
parents have a schizo friend who visited the other day.completely out of it the poor bastard.my dad was talking to another friend about a new table and said 'its good wood'and the schizoman says 'haha good-wood, the wood is good, see i'm listening!'
How has Iran been a disaster exactly? Iran's been fucking around with America for literally the past 40 years or so, and they took the main guy out and lost like 5 troops and a few old planes In what fucking world is that a disaster?
>>220590258XXX
leftypol be like: I don't know why, but I agree that he's literally me now
got 89 images in my "ariana" folder and I couldn't name one song by her
>>220590271let me see your foreskin
you're all very boring people really aren't you?
biro down the urethra
>>220590271holy cope
>>220590296I certainly am
>>220590271>Our aim is to destroy the Iranian regime>Regime remains undestroyedNot a geopolitical expert but I think this is what they call *looks in dictionary* ah yes...losing.
could you handle being a jinchuriki as a kid or would you just rage and kill everyone?
>>220590291wonder what the 'don't care, vote Reform' lad thinks of THIS
>wanting to be Carly Rae Jepsen's baby
>>220590155wogs are ones who go nuts just because a woman has coloured eyes
>>220590291how the fuck does this keep happeningget them the hell out
rorke: hey baby do you want to be my tradwifeher: sure thing rorke by the way im actually trans so…no one:not a soul:keanu reeves: YEOWCH! that’s gotta hurt!every chud in a 100 miles radius: guess ill die
women love horror slop
'rozoid next door has caused another client to do a ring on my buzzer
>>220590291type of name JK rowling gives the only muslim student at hogwarts
brother…
>>220590342uncle roger: emotional damage!
>>220590343its like porn for them because women feed on emotions
rorke accidentally bummed by a client of the 'scort next door
>>220590354scr
>>220590354vile transphobic bitch
>>220590331yeah exactly, some birdfaced indian is probably looking at that image and thinking to himself he'd never want to shag that ugly brown eyed bitch
>>220590214the novelty wears off after a while honestly, the average woman you see on the street is extremely retarded, talking they couldn't even screw a screw in if you gave them a plank of wood with a predrilled hole, a screw and screwdriverthe hedonic treadmill is a very real thing
>>220590357could easily ascend to chadlite
>>220590357wonder if the lad's aware he's like 1/16th black
>>220590357>bro how did you know i'm slovakian
>>220590342>>220590359you guys have damaged my brain, i can only find comedic solace in your posts, i dont laugh at regular stuff anymore
>>220590357blud is a £2 wilko razor away from being able to pull
Just discovered the dog that barks all day in a house nearby is owned by the Eastern Euros who will get pissed in their garden and scream and shout all day.
>>220590354scremmy
>>220590362scream at the mental image of this
>>220590110uh oh! extra stinky!
>>220590331she looks like a hapa with brown eyes, still very pretty
>>220590357If he got rid of that facial hair, got a haircut that isn't shit, and sorted his skin out he'd do alright.
>>220590397kek this is MAD in action
Just ate okonomiyaki
Hapa
>>220590271It's been a disaster mate only the biggest copecases are still holding onTrump is a spastic and banked it all on his usual strategy of overwhelming force to get them to the negotiating table so he could look like a big man signing peace dealsHe hasn't the faintest clue about Iran
guys please help me get a girlfriend
>>220590357timmies are so ugly, holyfuck
>>220590362lol can imagine rorke quietly say "no wait please stop why are you doing this" and the guy shagging him is like an accidental rapist because rorke's too much of a gay bitch to assert himself lmao nigga doesn't even hear him complaining
just ate gregg sausage rollnow on to one slice of white bread for dessert
>>220590436what do you need help with specifically x
>>220590434cute
>>220590357needs a fringe and he'd be pulling more birds than 99% of /brit/
>>220590434wish i looked like her
>>220590434she has both the negatives of asian and white women lmao, shes gonna look disgusting by 25
>timmies are so ugly, holyfuck
nobody:not even the austrians:ziedy: LOLheatherpaedo: guess i'll eat mouldleftypol:frank sinatra:346 year old poo: i am oldrandom schizo: fuck niggers54 year old uzbek car dealer:trump:rorke: I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (Whoop!)
>picks me over you
>>220590214Women will find me attractive and then nothing happens. I have botched operations comically like that.
>>220590434watch to watch her get her racoon holes get fucked by bbc then lick her clen
she >>220590331 is unironically way more attractive than >>220590434just goes to show you how much people are influenced by the media
220590437220590462ask me how i know you're esl
>>220590470scsarrrg
>>220590442umm
>>220590470
>>220590462shes cute af bro
Anyone been using the ChatGPT agent for 4chanX? — Really improved my (You) yield
>>220590434my queen
>>220590448I don’t want to try I don’t want to approach a woman I don’t want to sign up to dating apps
Feel depressed
>>220590470>>220590472SGRIEACHINF
>>220590520take some mdma
>>220590505Kek only real 4chan posters know this meme
remember one rorke: post that was something like>leftypol's great grandad: i fought in the crimean warrrrand it makes me scream for no reason
mad how AI is used in place of humans now and humans just sleep, eat and poo these days
>>220590434Rot-a
>>220590547lol that was meit was 'i died' in the crimean war
just here to remind you that I know that porn and sex exists hahaisn't that so funny that vaginas and boobs and arse exists hahalol sex haha
when im running at night and run up behind women they dont even turn around half the time, these women have no survival instinct at all very concerning
>humans just sleep, eat and poo these daysktim but i also wank a lot
>>220590554gherkin bradley
>>220590509hold up a sign like chris chan in a public place and see if you can pull
>>220590538I don't do drugs
>>220590575What a hecking goof
>>220590575Rorke unmasked
>>220590592might be why you're depressed
concerning post
>>220590567im straight up stroking my shit right now
>>220590575let your silly side shine through :P
Rorke sleeping on the bottom floor of his houseshare
one thing to know about me: i'm a yapper
>>220590575Very bent
>pax britannica Beat French, Germans, boers, Russians, chinese, Egyptians, Spanish etc >Pax Americana Won in Kuwait and some South Americans countries. Al
might start doing this down the park
sucking up a delicious spaghetti bollock nase
it's really cold in my incel flat now
>>220590638
'nobody: rorke:' posting is gimmick of the year so far
>>220590573Wish that was mewhen I go running there have been a few occasions where I made a woman jump out of her skin
covered in cat shit
>>220590650mine is just righti was sweating like an indian earlier however
can't wait until it's hot all of the time, should be soon
>>220590651
>>220590654Sir Poo Barmer will forever be my favourite gimmick
might lose the incel flat and have to move back to the incel bedroom
living with hoarders should be considered abuse
there's this pakistani guy on pinterest who's obsessed with princess diana and makes these weird pics of her
>>220590676Get an incel houseshare
there was a right fat ugly cunt at the off licence today good golly
just kind of hating myself and waiting to die
>>220590679Im a hoarder
>>220590676Back to your parents house? I might end up like that at this rate.>>220590685Housesharing is shit
whore da
>>220590686they finally got the mirror installed then?
>>220590695Do you get any benefits? Try getting UC and PIP
nobody:leftypol: equal rights for trans folxbradley walsh:rorke:chinese rorke: -_-
>>220590686Just because she has a lot of booze doesn't mean it's right to call your mum's house an off license
Vintage memes only
>>220590686>>220590706
make these quite nice bento boxes when the toilfu is in toil so she notices them and thinks i'm healthyshes not in tomorrow so just scranning slices of cheese unwashed in my pants like that simpsons episode
>>220590708Yeah I'm on UC, also only have to pay about a tenner a month council tax with my local council. Haven't looked into PIP, I'm agoraphobic and basically restricted to getting a remote job or infrequent hybrid but that probably doesn't qualify me for pip.
>>220590723shit shrieking
>>220590723nig ˢ ᶜ ʳ ᵉ ᵃ ᵐ ger
>>220590723sssscccrreeea
bit of swelling under my eye
like why
GIRUGAMESH
as a single incel its impossible for me to rent a flat here even on an above average salary
>>220590271Nice copy-past mate
>>220590773J-ROCCCKKKK
>>220590779costs me £975 per month for my incelbox in belfast of all places
i pay 600 a month for my incel flat :)
>>220590779you tried moving out of london?
I pay nothing and infact my parents pay me
new cunt at toil said he went to Doxbridge (meaning Durham) and we bullied him all dayIt's become his new nickname. Wonderful day. Wonderful!
>>220590797I pay £900 for my two bed flat, I didn't know Belfast was that expensive.
>>220590542Yeah? How about this riff?https://vocaroo.com/1i7o0d8dPwIv
>>220590807i pay 510
>>220590837corr
>>220590736Lot of people lie on pip, you could exaggerate your symptoms and maybe get a gp to diagnose you with an anxiety disorder then you can use your gp to give evidence of your mental health
>>220590796
>>220590779My incelbox in central Liverpool is £750 a month and it's quite nice and modernwas only around £600 when I moved in a few years agoreckon I just got lucky right place right time because the building is very new
>>220590830bits of it have gotten very expensive because of them and other thems it was £700 when i first moved here and that was considered wild when i told people 4 years ago
going to buy a basketball and play basketball in the park with my basketball
>>220590817yeah blud just move to bumfuckingshire and be unemployed
>>220590110SEXSEXSEXXXXSSEEXXXXXOOOOOSEXSEXXSEXXXXXXXX
>>220590861>gottenFOY
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>>220590135Is it blissful?
>>220590867pakistani or indian?from what ive seen, pakistani women are generally more beautiful
>>220590110Anglos really have this and pretend they suffer
>>220590883Looks like `foden` !
>>220590734What's a bento box?
>>220590852I do have a diagnosis for it, reckon that'd be enough? I might try anyway, cheers.
>>220590900she's a hindutva jeeta
will kill myself if i have to live with these hoarders much longer but may also kill myself if i have to pay upwards of £1000 a month to live alone in an incelflat
>>220590893
Looks like I'll be stroking my cock tonight boys, BIG TIME
>>220590893you don't have to post everything that comes into your weird little brain
>>220590912japanese lunchbox with little segments
>>220590864Londoners are braindead
>Got a financial issue that's been plaguing my mind for years>Mentally reframe it >Immediately feel way better and can cope in peaceMental that, quite literally
pay £1,100 a month to live alone in a bedsit in sheffield
>>220590883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW2CRIFAVnkyou lads still watch this? Few years back nobody would shut the fuck up about it.As soon as I watched it to fit in everyone stopped watching it. People flee away from wherever I decide to waddle.
>>220590953Has Sheffield been gentrified? Wasn't it a proper dump?
hospitals and airports are the only places you can go at any time and it will be busy
bukkake was originally practiced in japan as a means to humiliate women who had committed adultery
>>220590942not an argument
>>220590953Best place in England to live in the year 2026?
>>220590932lmao
can I move out on £350 a month
>>220590977it does look grim always feel sorry for them after I finish
>>220590965the first two seasons were great but like all yank slop they overdid it
>>220590861>because of them and other themsThat's really not why rents are rising all over Europe.
i have a dumpy
I pay £700 a month on a mortgage in South Wales
if i had tourettes my vocal tics would be weirder than anyone's
dangerous hows it evening to be a kopparbergberg
I paid £2.50 on a single chocolate bar today
Why are Israel always bombing people?
find cum disgusting so never enjoyed any of that nonsense
dont have tourettes but i do think the N word every time i see one
feeding mum cement for tea
>>220590935I thought it was like a gift box for and from homosexuals and stuff
>>220591018remember the one and only time I went to Wales, everyone had an English accent.Wasn't even borderland either, I was on the Irish sea. Do Welshies just have far weaker accents than they do on Gavin & Stacey or have they been recolonised I wonder?
inane soliliqueyys
and no, I don't!
>Mayor allocates £30m for a youth club in every London boroughroadmen yearn for yoof clubs
still chuckling at sweet creams are made of this
>>220591087mans got opps at the bright days club
i used to pay £550 in rent for a two-bed flat in a nice but quiet market town.then i got made redundant and had to move back in with parents.live there three years without a rent increase. if imagine id still be paying that rent if i didn't move out. id move back if i could now that ive got a fully remote job. i want to move out but i know ill never find somewhere that cheap again. so i might as well live here and skip straight to buying a house, rather than renting again.
>>220591062hktim(harro kek this is me, i'm chinese)
>>220591087We wouldn't have roadmen if the Tories didn't shut down all the youth clubs
>>220590974some areas yeah most of it is still shit>>220590992hull
>>220591060Pembroke is where all the rich Englishmen buy second homes
>>220591129ben shapiro
>>220591129very strange bloke that
>>220591129wish i passed that wellmight have to kill myself
>>220591129dont know what 4 of those words mean
>>220591105i wanna leave london cause i only need to be in the office once a month but i'm scared i'll be made redundant and end up being stuck in some field in the middle of nowhere with no jobs
>>220591060unc is reminiscing
>>220591105>if imagine id still be paying that rent if i didn't move out.same is happening with me. the same landlord is putting a similar flat next door up for £1200 while i still pay £500 since i move in back in 2019would be lush if i didnt hate the place
what's a huzz
>>220591161Mental how there's nothing but fields outside London
Didn't actually buy my catberg, just started appearing in my back garden, let it in and its still here 7 years later.
nothing what's a huzz with you ahahahahahahahah
>>220591169I would guess a hug
said I was off the booze and back on diet toil after a disgusting weekend but I've got more fucking booze ain't I
>>220590944>im not poor im just living life on hard modeOk reddit
>>220591176i know right. was in wales a few years back and it was proper grim
i would have thought huzz meant husband which is why you'd want a man with a cock on meds with long hair
>>220591202dickhead
>>220591185that cat was a gift for a child dying from poo cancer and when they couldn't find the cat anymore that is when they died, from the cancer
>>220591176maybe he's posting from the 1700s
>>220590977saw someone spray loads of mayo on a tuna salad in lunch once and called it bukkakethey didnt know what it meant and i got hauled in front of hrberg
>>220591224eh?
>>220591185cats are government spies, they all answer to larry
Ceasefire is going well then
a group of brownies just walked past my window
>life is shit>mentally reframe it>it's still shit
deleted all my sad aris but imagine theres one attached to this post
>>220591185so you stole someones cat
Youth clubs, the opium of the mandem
>>220591244talking bout this, huzz>>220591188>>220591169>>220591230>>220591129
off to bed
>>220591250just checked BBC News and LOL it's like a bloody playground, like bloody school drama it is, get it all fucked off
>The rise of Britain's 'Axelcels': Why are 'nice young lads' idolising Southport monster Axel Rudakubana and planning killing sprees?https://www.dailymail.co.uk/crime-desk/article-15598923/The-rise-Britains-Axelcels-nice-young-lads-idolising-Southport-monster-Axel-Rudakubana-planning-killing-sprees.html
aging bimbo slag who was utterly bollocksed approached me in a club and started talking to me about how she cleans shit out her arse using a dildo and then started cackling and staggered off when I pulled a face
ah yes
if i had to be a gay and shag a man i would at least want him to look like a woman tbf
Australia charging a victoria cross medal recipient with war crimes
>nice young ladsadd it to the list
>>220591290but if he wanted a huzz(band) why would he turn himself into a girl
mad how I still have 6 days of jobcentre mandatory courseberg and I really can't be fucked with it, boring useless shite that takes up an entire day
>>220591273I let him out regularly, he's free to go back to wherever he came from.
>>220591332what the fuck do they make you do for 6 full days
how to free up 487 KB from compupter
>>220591311what an uncouth verminous little trollop
>>220591329because it becomes a sexy (sic) man
>>220591332remember when they sent me to learn how to paint walls omds. two weeks of that shit
>>220591344all is fair in love and war
>>220591332Did this once and it was grim, recall just not showing up for a while since there wasn't any real tracking at the time
gf is 29 and has no savings. im 29 and have close to 100k in savings. it's really putting a strain on the relationship as im really to progress in life - buy a house, start a family, etc. - whereas she's not. is this break up-worthy? i don't want to put my life on hold for 5 years while she plays catch up.
>>220591332you're meant to be there for 5 minutes a weekdo they think you're a retard?
come to fally sea shanties ... june 12th to 14th :)
>>220591362Delete browser
black woman at work seems to solely choose the black women licensed stock images for our reports as well as change her emoji colour to black.
>>220591406gizza tenner lad
>>220591406ever shag her up the arse?
Es bleiben im Raum: Hegseth, Caine, Vance, und Rubio.
>>220591362close one chrome tab
>>220591406i prefer if you're gonna keep posting something to encourage general salaryposting, make it something interestingin my accounts, i've made 2k today with donald fart chickening out
on the london dry gin
Jon Richardson was always a fucking loser freak. I reckon I could make Lucy Beaumont cum so hard her legs would be quivering
Wonder how bad Liverpool will be raped tonight live on tv
>>220591493He's a neek
>>220591406Marriage is equal partnership. If your love for someone is dependent on their fucking savings balance then you shouldn't get married
>>220591359it's an 8 day course where two old men teach us about how to use AI in jobsearching. I really wish I could be doing anything else but I can't just leave otherwise they'll cut me bennies>>220591403jealous>>220591407don't know what you mean, this is a mandatory course I'm on, usually I got to jobcentre once every two weeks for about half an hour for a chat with coachberg
>>220591527>it's an 8 day course where two old men teach us about how to use AI in jobsearchingfucking GRIM
>>220591409on that note if anyone should come to krakow there's a great pub that plays sea shanties and has concerts for them, and has a nautical theme.it's even shaped like a ship and the prices are cheaper than most other bits.
dogshit zingers READYAIM.....CALIBRATE............
where does a window go when you move it beyond the edge of the screen
>>220591406Women spend money, they don't save it, and they expect their future husband (You) to have 100k+ ready to go for a mortgage
>>220591406why are you asking a bunch of lice-ridden neeks?
>>220591573>>220591573>>220591573
>>220591543Sounds comfy. Doubt you could get further from the sea than krakow though
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
