old moz edish
ZING
Well said Theo
>>220591606yawn
well my dogshit zinger cannon bloody failed to fire didn't it.
ROARING>Truth about new 'bimbofication' trend ensnaring so many married men... and how to tell if YOUR husband might be tempted: TRACEY COX reveals signs to watch out for - and how you should deal with ithttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/lifestyle/love-sex/article-15713295/bimbofication-husband-secretly-strapping-fake-breasts-TRACEY-COX.html
what'll it be boss man
>>220591598they give you a discount if you can prove you're a sailor. maybe sailing on a river counts, the vistula goes all the way to the baltic. but yeah, fish and seafood is shit here especially compared to pretty much any british chippy.
>1-10 postsZingers>11-15 postsTried but too early>16-20 postsSteers the course of discussion
>>220591606it's literally all because of online dating, especially dating apps. why do they pretend to be retarded
>>220591573How come we don’t know more about Mozzas sexcapades. I’m sure he’s lived it up since his early days of celibacy. I wonder if he’s still cagey about sex. I’d fuck him.
>>220591606He's not wrong
>>220591638umm
im actually completely upside down at the moment
Need chatgpt to positively affirm my views
>>220591691me texting my family on my holiday in australia:
>>220591640how is it all so cheap? small strawberry pop for me please
They just don't understand that zoomer men do not want pussy
can't really get behind banning abortion. just none of my business is it
>>220591691kotoran menjerit
Thread discussion: the correlation between sonic and autism
>>220591640>sausage>beefJews normalised this in yankland
might kill myself in 11 days
>Journalist –– "Trump is furious with you, will your relationship get ruined with him?" > Starmer –– "I don't care. I acted in the interest of my country as British PM. My focus is on national interest, not what others feel about me"
>>220591691shitposting from the moon
>>220591677
>>220591560goes onto my screen which is always a mess
>>220591640Cup of cheese please mate
>>220591742important question is: is he tough enuss?
Just shifted the paradigm. Rewrote the rulebook. Set a new standard.
>>220591677looking for an excuse
>>220591742based Starmgod. cannot harm the Starm
>>220591742ooh he's 'ard
have to give it to starmerhe done good this time
>>220591779in being virginous yeah?
*esl student at uni who's trying hard to fit in*i'm going to make a wank
>>220591742but how is his relationship with the british people
can get from birmingham to cornwall newquay by air flight in 19 hours
Sir National Interest
>>220591816Hi 'Ummypops'
sacked tranny unironically lifemogs most of brit cant even consider him a lolcow compared to mousenonce and heathernonce
>>220591816why does she wear makeup to bed
>>220591835I'll put a curse on you if you talk to me again
>>220591811creasing
>>220591843trip on tilde
i aint talking double dutch
>>220591843What because he has an aldi job lol
lightberg is losing the fight against darkberg...........darkberg's reign of terror begins.......
still don't understand this phoneposting businessthe experience is total shit
emotional pink witch lying on floor wearing her cunty boots
>>220591843I can drive thoughbeit
>>220591843He does ok for a runt but there are normal people here
whenever i'm invited out to dinner and told i don't have to pay, i feel extremely guilty and order the least expensive dinner
don't you want a son
>>220591892zoomers do everything and i mean absolutely fucking eveything on their phones
Having the AI generate some spreadsheets for me while I have a wanksix figures btw
>>220591911same. i'd rather just pay than feel like a charity
You're all FOY this and FOY that, but I guarantee that you little runts used terms like dude and ass and bro when you aren't on /brit/
what does mousenonce have going for him? struggling to find any positives
Doctor wasn't too concerned about the lump on my bollocks shall have to wait and see what the ultrasound says. Bit weird having my willy out at the GPs though.
sacked tranny giving birth to a great brown slug (dead) and trying to claim maternity leave
Liverpool gonna surprise a few tonight, just you watch
>>220591942You should really stop assuming people here actually talk to other people in real life
Yeah take that big white cock Right up the ass
>>220591953he's probably happy to see the microscope still works
Sacked tranny isnt real
>>220591952>no toil>lots of hobbies>successful streaming career>cute bussy
>>220591969will the men be kicking ball but in a surprising way this time?
lois griffin
panties smell rotten today
>>220591980bold opener
>>220591953how long before you hear back about the ultrasound? does the lump hurt?
>>220591942I say mucker, jacksie and chum outside of /brit/
Do you people ever stop talking about namefags/personalities?
>>220591993well that's him done isn't it
>>220592005do you have this one please >>220591896
>>220591972I meant on the other boards.
>>220591942>normalise my americanisationDont think i will. FOY
>>220591993screamik
had a great post in mind a few days ago but I was still banned and now I've forgotten it so it will forever remain unposted. the zinger to end all zingers
-1.61MB to my harddrives
you are mental ill
>>220592045When your magic spell goes horribly...
right well
>>220591993was a female doctor >>220592018Dunno she said dont go on holiday anytime soon. Hurts when I move the ball or touch it too much.
>>220592064wt was it?
that girl cockmogs me
remember when mousenonce was saying how he shagged his stepdad
Got a willy
she genuinely cockmogs me by far
>>220592078no i was outside living life at the time
Too many old people in my town Desperately need gentrification
Right well
I've never been to Cornwall do the people there really say they aren't English?
>>220592071can't even be fetched in the archives
going down the Strait of Hormuz anybody want owt
a toddler mashing warwick davis into paste
normalize witches laying back stroking their cocks
>the ball Um
Nearly 1 year since the great chon hack of '25
bloke who works with my dad goes to thailand every year and has never had a gf despite being good looking
>>2205920992000000000000000000000000000000 barrels of oil
>>220592071witch with her girthy magic wand poking out from under her skirt
the slightly chubby zoomer lass told me shes done anal once and it gave her piles
099You're not though are you
>>220591606The performative hypermacho virginThe 'just be yourself' chad
been doing lots of airbrushing in my evil incel lair now that i can open my window
>>220592122ok
any dead inside man in
>>220592091gentrification? off the menubrownification is the only option available for you town
>>2205920992 barrels of the finest Kuwaiti Black gold please and couple of pints of some Saudi crude too
>>220592122some lads are only really interested in the shagging part and don't really want to settle
>>220592099yes can I have a gay of Hormuz please
tired
rorke be eating a balanced meal ong
>>220592192
>>220592134did you offer to give her arse heaps
its mad how muslims can't drink alcohol or eat porktwo of the best things to bless this life and they can't do it
>>220592167PG reddit version of this meme
I feel conflicted about BrexitThe country no doubt got browner. But I have seen more English tradespeople working now than I have seen since like 2005. They are EATING right now and eating good. Jobs everywhere for them. They do have to worry about tool theft though.
>>220592205they're not allowed to listen to music either
>>220592225Lolzordz
>>220592205they still do the alcohol but pork is a no no
>>220592225did a big bear roar at this image!
>>220592232yeah well they don't really adhere to that one do they? bit silly nowadays, can't really be avoided
>>220592220i was happy brexit won for the fisherman heard the dutch fisherman were allowed to fish in british waters. men have fought and died for less.
>>220592249:)
They should make 'gay porn' for straight people
right well that's the 'za in the oven
get the classic memes posted
>>220592249cunty boots
arianaposter gives me the ick BAD
>>220592275that;s what tranny porn is for
>>220592225*makes a motivational poster of this image saying"CocaineI heard you like it"*
>>220592276M&S Korean chicken wings for me
>the singular arianaposter
wonder why all these indian takeaway places don't do beef curriesi mean, i'd get it if they were really indian because the cow is sacred in hinduism but the vast majority are pakistanis but they only ever do lamb or chicken
>>220592275there's a guy called dickdrainers that makes straight porn for gay people it's the opposite of what you said but it's pretty close to it
>>220592281
>>220592275that's what blacked is
>>220592323That not gay that straight
>>220592281only oldfags will remember
>>220592319its mad how a zoomer will look at this image and not have the music play in his headmental
>>220592281https://youtu.be/tLxbqYNkAPo not an image i'm aware
>>220592344zoomers can't even hear music in their headthey're soulless automatons
buying an AE86 after watching initial d
>>220592337it made me gay
>>220592377Why d
reading memes that make me mad :\
>>220592342https://youtu.be/XP5lz2CYNR4it's gonna be an oldfag summer
THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF
and gaymen
>>220592281https://yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com/
>>220591606woah this guy is like a male role model or something... woah like aragorn.... wowowow
ew the xennials are posting
hi
凸(¬‿¬)凸
PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD SAKE
what you want to go back?
boo hoo i'm a sad failure of a man. everyone look at how sad and tired i am
any oldfags remember this zufall sitehttps://z0r.de/
>>220592452s
>>220592452scr
>>220592452forgot the link to the bent pop song
rorke on the left
>>220592342
>>220592453Victor Kaspersky commandos storming into my apartment with smoke grenades
pure unadulterated KINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQs1cASjUD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpNJTr7q1LM
see you're all posting your old memes and that but i bet not even one of you can remember the candlejack m
>>220592442half of that on the left was ripped from other sites
might start a gimmick where I watch gay porn everyday until I become gay
>>220592452fucking done that weird cunt
>>220592498>17 years ago
>>220592515i miss the youtube piracy too
Who can recognise this theme?https://vocaroo.com/1i7o0d8dPwIv
>>220592442where's magical trevor
>>220592452I just can't imagine what that weirdo's life must actually be like
>>220592542virus
>>220592498they took the original video down with the correct videohere's the reuploadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoVv8SpBy-c
nigga name florian
>>220592547beans aisle
oh dear
>>220592558she's about to go on tour also filming multiple movies this year and if the rumours are to believe she's finishing up her 8th studio albumhope this helps:)
>>220592584great goal tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBzfsTq8t_4
eyelash in my eyenot going to do anything about it
Went to the gym Got a couple craft brewskis on the way homeLush and I MEAN lush
>>220592590think he's talking about you, you sad sack of shit
Hello I'm autistic ETSUBATSU LOL!!!!!!!!
bit of a rough day on the menthol elf frontsat inside brainrotting on youtube instead of doing my work
back from the pub with my mates. you incels been wasting your entire evening making rorke posts or whatever?
IRN BRU
love boobies hehe
>>220592643ktim
someone gave me a rose on hingea fit indian girl.but she smokes.not for me!
>>220592596it's no fuwamoco fetty wap
>>220592308Love it when they puke on his cock
powerful. get him housed right now
WE FLY HIGH
ZEROS TWELVE O'CLOCK HIGH
>>220592627I don't have any mates and I don't drink
>>220592666the biomass testimony
>>220592637big fan of the boobs me
BALLIN'
rorke
atb
>>220592627I ate a banana
oh god the humiditythe night humidity is setting in
>>220592666decent itinerary for a gap year
night princess xx
might start calling rorke a 'Chuddite'
it's tape
>>220591573remember this
genuinely can't stand my mumimpossible to have a conversation with her, just constantly shouting over everything
i ain't tryna play my games with no deel do
>>220592730I'm going to get into this Hind now
>>220592742it was tape tbf. NTA
>>220592755
>>220592768
>>220592743fit fit FIT reminds me when i went to a russel group uni and was surrounded by total fittyclarts
there are so many women
>>220592627...yh
>>220592797
sweating my batty off
why did Sony drop their strict ABAP policy on the PS4?
Doing diahrea in my joggies
do you have a favourite childhood toy?
>a russel group unihad to slip that in didn't he
>>220592818this is merely a taste of what sunberg has to offer
>Katie Price banned from driving for seventh timeomds.
>>220592666I just woke up on the beachget me fedget me housedget me wanked off 08/04/2026
>>220592843t. went to a biomass uni
Feet sex arse
>>220592802truee
mah spoon is too big
Sky news has a headline that says "fuel prices drop sharply after ceasefire" while an "expert" is presenting a stastical graph which bears the title "prices may remain high for a while after ceasefire". Then the title changed to "will the ceasefire bring down fuel prices?"
bored of gfberg dont even love herneed a fun outgoing 19 year old to be my ting
>>220592720explain
Europe is the greatest continent on Earth
having some more negative thoughts about the government
>>220592798What's a russel uni group?
>>220592919rorke
>>220592932this was a jeopardy answer the other day but i couldn't remember its darn name
>>220592948Google.pot.ato not working?
>>220592948pretend good uni for people not good enough to get into a real good uni like oxford, cambridge or durham
>>220592896She fit?
>>220591655The financial crash fucked up our society didn't it
>>220592932wrong
>>220592973Bull DurhamAh allright thank you.
tried doing a poo but i'm too constipated
>>220593009waow is that a pile of dung and sticks!
I'm a government man
oh the posh posh travelling life, the travelling life for me
want to wank now but shouldn't
>>220591655>you'll never own a home>you'll never have a family >just live for pleasure
less than 400 wow
>>220593009mad how the french were ones who repaired it and made it look half decent
>>220592868they have those these days
>>>/gif/30490382>>>/gif/30490382>>>/gif/30490382we're all in here
>>220592996credit jew fucked us over and its as simple as that
>>220593064Turns out all those slags in the street vids were just walking around for a bit like video game npcs then going home
>>220593081we're probably not
Coomed to the shitty video I've got of exberg again didn't I?Mental
>>220593107Joker in 2026: throw xim into HRT
>>220592996A crisis doesn't just occur
>>220592957Neuschwanstein Castle in Germany>>220592948The Russell Group is a group of top British universities. It's a bit like the Ivy League in the US I guess except that the Russell Group is less exclusive because it has more unis.
must we go tropical?
When the drinks spiking stories didn't work they opened a club and said it gave everyone meningitis
do yanks know about the stone roses?
>>220593149that's a type of weed in america
>>220592932Leftypol wants this replaced with biomass and new builds
got no gf
her relationship fell apart now she's gone and deleted her instagram i hate when they do that
Spoiled disabled orphan getting pushed in a wheelchair by a foster carer shouting "I really need a FASTER carer not a foster carer!"
been using my phone for eight years
>>220593204yes I do
just had a non-racist thought
OH GOD THIS HUMIDITY
>>220593064oh no braindead drunk druggy monsg will need to find somewhere else go jump around
>>220593232tell us what it was
>>220593072gross why does it have an open wound
>>220593210the toilfu removed her whatsapp photo and read receipts when her relationship collapsed
yanks getting rattled by our owen
well that's not allowed, clearly
>>220593272
>>220593272a egg
>>220593285nigga looks like a power rangers villain
>>220593285
>>220593332I predict this meme won't age well
playing skyrim to save the white race
>>220593363>>220593332
*starts shoving the zingers into the zinger cannon*
couple fish fingers in the ovenerryting irie
the world went to shit when we chose the white plan over keynes' Bancor
>>220593387>>220593387>>220593387
>>22059333257% white a country is talking
>>220593149
