not 'berg dish'?

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The scran

Just want it to be over

day 2 without the toilfu and im already contemplating quitting and going on benes

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>>220595386

czech porn has some of the most beautiful women i've ever seen, but they all look dead behind the eyes

>>220595425
a feast fit for a king

White men who have hapa kids are completely shameless
Any normal man would be completely embarrassed by it

might have a wank to that witch girl who was posted earlier

>>220595445
huh

>>220595425
why's it called fromage when it's clearly sour cream and onion

day 3 of my 8-day special jobcentre operation where I get to sit around all day doing fuck-all and wishing I was at home sleeping

>yeah, those big, burly white guys all have white kids. but all other white guys seem to have hapa kids these days
don't know what world you guys are living in i don't see this at all

>>220595443
Holy shit is this real?

>>220595425
continental's have better crisps than us sadly

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>>220595460
Hapa

No yanks allowed
No politics allowed
Especially no yanks spamming their 14th century morality or arguing with each other about politics allowed

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hidden numbers

bayern
arsenal
atletico
psg

are through to the semi finals. place your bets now

>>220595472
great post, fantastic post

fuck sake the straight is closed again that’s petrol going back up

SNIFF THAT

>>220595460
I live in London so maybe that's why?
I don't know, there are still white women here. Why are white men marrying East Asian women instead?

>>220595478
i am spiritually australian

>>220595491
There's still the 2nd leg to play lad

whys it called knob cheese when it's clearly sour cream

>>220595504
You can physically fuck off

going bed bye

>>220595491
didn't we do this football shite last year, why's it happening again? surely it has to end at some point

>>220595510
suck my doodle cunt

>>220595518
night rorke

>>220595498
mhmmm you're using a different soap aren't you

Heroes never die!
The man with the moustache

>>220595518
Already? Can't imagine going before midnight

>>220595506
none of those teams will overturn the deficit

>>220595472
she doesn't even look particularly asian
she doesn't look far off a basic white girl e.g. hayley williams or smn

said that already.

bill boden

/brit/ - beta orbiters

>>220595561
all well and good but this post belongs on /pol/ and not on /brit/

rorke kissing his mum on the cheek when he gets home
leftypol dodging her outstretched arms as he scampers up the stairs

in my swesty itchy bed again because I forgot to change it

>>220595491
don't like bayern but would like to see kane win the ballon d'or

>>220595456
job centres all have a strange atmosphere to them. dont like them

welcome to the politics bar, what can i get ya

time for a normie melty because he doesnt like being reminded he's a shagger normie
bye!

Got felt up by a MILF at the weekend and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

>>220595593
so you never...

>>220595586
you sir have said the actual truth

eating gfberg's crisps

>>220595599
get
her
pumped

end of

this one is for george floyd
shout out to his family

>>220595592
gimmie a gay porn shake

>>220595586
dont blame me i voted for biden

brown biomass limited

funny

Had bad acid reflux and severe tiredness the past 3 days x

just seen a racist post

kenya west

I'm an incel freak and I am going to take my own life

sick of how itchy I am at night in this bed

Forget it Jack, it's Pakitown

they wear the fact that they've never had a relationship as a badge of honour
very sad

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destroy all of humanity

Look much more noncey cleanshaven than i do with a moustache

A crumb, please please please

if i found asian women superior looking to white women then ok. but i don't. and since a young age, all my fantasies have been about white women, and all the thoughts and daydreams I've had about eventual fatherhood were based around having white kids.
did those white men who marry asians not have similar dreams when they were kids? maybe some of them did, but they put them to one side.

>>220595660
no it isnt.....

need a green alien gf with antennae

>>220595669
bedbugs

getting a bit rowdy lads. calm it down

>>220595662
is the GP appointment request form broken

go fuck yourself + never talk to me again

im a different kind of incel nigga youve never seen something like me

>>220595680
>did those white men who marry asians not have similar dreams when they were kids?
they were probably the ones who fancied asians from the beginning

>>220595699
takes about 6 weeks to get an appointment and the GPs are all fucking utterly useless

>>220595698
*starts thumping my fat chest and making loud retard noises*

nobody ever asked you to read or reply to my posts
fuck off to bed and don't come back

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>>220595684

no cap ong roflcopter

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tfw (that feel when) soft/gentle horseguy brother man

>>220595722
*spears you through a window at 1741 miles per hour*

>>220595717
uh oh melty x

how come the pakis havent figured out a system to block book gp appointments and resell them?

do the golem shake!

>>220595725
>>220595704
chin up lad x

Tired of all the fake gangsters put a collared shirt on nigga

i'm a bog standard mentalcel

>>220595738
you betta NOT post the mice you son of a btich

lmao dont know what is going on in here or more like who it is going on to but someone is getting ate!?

>>220595714
i find that hard to believe, especially among millennial men and older, who didn't grow up around asians or asian culture

need the white biomass (european diaspora) eliminated

>>220595771
white biomass

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>>220595771

tfw (that feel when) soft/gentle howseguy bwothew man

He can't post that. No one can

>>220595771
rate my takeaway blowbang

>>220595771
slut

>>220595771
sick of this fat cunt

>>220595783
>>220595785
browns insecure

mumberg talks too much about politics and current events, i stopped following that shit years ago, simply don't give a toss

>>220595783
don't worry, it's happening already (voluntarily too)

>>220595409
Space is crazy. I bet there is life out there somewhere, maybe just microbes or whatever.

>>220595793
potion seller

Please fuck me please please please please

>>220595808
no Anon it`s

Ok ..

He`s lovely !!

Eliminate the "white" American race. I don't care anymore.
Only native red Americans and the descendants of slaves brought against their will should be allowed to stay in the Americas.

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Basically
>GF of a few years
>her friend invited us to her mum's for an Easter BBQ, but random but sure
>nice posh house out in the countryside
>a little nervous but whatever I'm basically a normie
>really nice time even though I've never met anyone
>hosting mum really takes a shine to me, keeps touching me and asking if I want another of her beers
>two of us in the kitchen, she's absolutely beaming at me, basically runs her hand from my knee all the way up my back twice
>when we get home, and the next day, my clueless GF who somehow didn't pick up on any of this "X keeps saying her Mum keeps mentioning how nice you were she really likes you" oblivious

Lmao

>>220595801
i think that's what's required

Dog owners are white biomass.

>>220595835
shut up leftypol

>>220595826
what's the address?

>>220595413
Really it should be
>'berg 'dish
Since the apostrophe indicates omission of some letters. So catberg becomes 'berg and edish becomes 'dish

dont know how to remedy it I mean with looking like a complete fool and narcissist dickead with that, I mean with saying hello or something... did did okay though and had exposure therapy (horse) a little bit. I guess that is why. and I retracted a lot for other people :) still dont know what to do to getter

>>220595826
not sure that's how The Smiths' song went but the meaning is the same

New world is none your business focus on your own shitheap

mum got really angry and nasty to me all because we were talking and I mentioned I think abortion is murder then she had a go at me and started going off and saying that I’m not doing anything with my life and stuff like that nasty

if a post has more than two green text lines i don't read it

>and had exposure therapy (horse) a little bit
concerning post

>>220595835
but native americans and amerindians originate from asia, not america

christina koch would get it until it fell off

>>220595875
i read it
fucking dull to be honest
didn't miss owt

And if you shag my arse it will make me squeal and squirm

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>>220595771
Fuck off that's Whiteheads lol

Great chippy out at Hornsea

>>220595863
dont know how to wemedy it I mean with looking like a complete fool and nawcissist dickead with that, I mean with saying hello ow something... did did okay though and had exposuwe thewapy (howse) a little bit. I guess that is why. and I wetwacted a lot fow othew people :) still dont know what to do to gettew

thats all, cya
thread is definitely not worth staying in right now
>>220595801
the raped (the internet has raped your mind and you are the weak minded subhumans)

took off across the world
now i'm in sweeedeeen

>>220595855
Rorke be like
>Britain for the natives? Of course!
>America for the natives? Oh, well, er, you see........

I've never met a single intelligent woman

>>220595890
Where's that (cba looking it up)

>>220595895
Meltdown

>>220595880
Bet you think you're smart.
Wrong! Try again freakazoid.
That's not how we determine things or else you'd call yourself an African.

reckless driving
like a sports car

>>220595892
dysgenic freak. enjoy sitting here seething all night until bedtime like you have probably been doing all day, just like yesterday. bye. youll be here in 10 years in the same place you are today

Try love

wonder if amanda bynes ever had her vagina murdered by drake

I'm broken and I can't connect with others, a lot of the time I get on fine with people but there just isn't any way for me to relate

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>>220595920

>>220595908
Rorke is done for now. He is done for

in other countries they call pasties empanadas

>>220595909
all vapid

>>220595914
dysgenic cuck. enjoy sitting here seething all night until bedtime like you have probably been doing all day, just like yesterday. bye. youll be here in 10 years in the same place you are today
youre the raped. your mind got raped by the internet and jews, youre subhuman and constantly melting down because of it
imagine seeing a pretty woman or fat ass and thinking about niggers. kill yo self

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It's more over than it ever has been

>>220595948
Lol

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MAGGIE'S IN A BOX IN A BOX IN A BOX

MAAAAAGGIE'S IN A BOOOOX

>>220595908
that's rorke pumped right up the arse

>>220595918
how do we determine these things then?

CANIGETAHOYAINANOPENWINDOW

>>220595954
seen it already mate + 18 to 30 is too big of a range

>>220595921
>>220595948
woawing

im not a cuck or a loser

were you one of the popular kids at school lads?
i was initially but then i had to switch schools and they were not very welcoming so i ended up becoming a social outcast

>>220595954
me in the 8% but not the 15% but id be in the 55% if you start the clock again there

Still have no idea where to meet women

Maybe I'll die a chud

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how do I acquire this body type?

>>220595995
no lol

whitest kids you know sketches are better as just the titles than they are in actual sketches. like it's a funny concept but something about canadians means they can't do that style of acting

I was raped by a man in a jar jar binks costume

>>220595954
it's funny. i may be an incel now, but i has sex a lot when i was younger
t. 80s born millennial

>>220595982
If you see other couples and you don't have a girl you are a cuck
If you are not a member of the Jewish elite or a Christian hermit you are a loser

>>220595546
some hapas do be like that

>>220595998
some niggas get replaced by AI, others get replaced by simple obsolescence. like yeah we know you are eating the Greggs sausage roll, fatty. these people need to go away

>>220595998
consume honky slop on the reg

listening and cryin
https://youtu.be/TIy3n2b7V9k

0 respect for veterans whatsoever. Genuine manchildren the lot

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If you want to shag alt girls just get into Sleep Token

>>220596021
>if you don't worship the jews... you're a loser
lol

>>220595998
Do you ever just look around at the white people in this country and get depressed. This is who is representing us, foreigners will associate this fucking freak with me

>>220595995
>popular kids at school
Doesn't exist

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wish i were here rn

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>>220596018

they should make it so your bollocks can go up into your body
some kind of shot or something i don't know im not a boffin
make it happen boffins get to work

>>220596050
youre brown

vanilla
chocolate
strawberry
lemon
alright, fuck it, i like women

>>220595995
I was "popular" in the sense that most of the school knew of me and would call my name

But, you see, this was because I was the biggest spastic freak in the school and I jestermaxxed to make others laugh

Otherwise I was just another cripplingly insecure weirdo who floated by and wished he could be one of the chads

the art of handdrawn animation, which began in the early 20th century and peaked in the 90s, has been lost since the early 2000s
there are no humans with the skills to make cartoons like those from the 90s

>>220596046
Christianity is the only religion to claim the Jews are ontologically evil

>>220595997
internet

>>220595995
In primary school I was literally one of if not the most popular boy, I had 4 girlfriends and ton of mates. Went to secondary school and got humbled, no girls wanted to speak to me and the lads took the piss out of me daily. I fell off hard

Think it settled on my gf instead of shagging about more and now she's snapped my banjo string

>>220595870
shes done you roke

>>220595995
i did alright. attended a few house parties but also didn't get invited to a lot that my friends got invited to
swings and roundabouts innit

>>220596072
yeah pretty much same for me, was a class clown and the cool kids liked me as a result, however there were a few who saw right through me and recognised me for the autistic freak i truly was underneath

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DE BUM BLAST

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>>220595909
What about the words expert and the numbers expert from Countdown

>>220595935
She did by Kid Cudi

Niggas larping as Christians is crazy
You're suppose to be übermensch maxxing

>>220596085
It is literally a form of Judaism

>>220596024
I thought hapas were supposed to be superior, not comparable to basic white girls

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mousey

poo

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>>220596116
she's the unlucky one

>>220596041
This aint heavy metal, this shit light plastic lol

>>220596109
Rachel Riley belongs in prison for crimes against Britain and being an Israeli Mossad spy/propaganda officer

>I was the biggest spastic freak in the school and I jestermaxxed to make others laugh
ktim
spent my whole 5 years in school fucking monging about in every lesson trying to make people laugh I didn’t learn a thing. Completely fucked up my whole life doing that

>>220596111
so she's BBC only then? explains why she's such a nutter

>>220596107
clean out the cage zoo janny

>>220596109
Double-ended dildo as they both shout words and numbers at each other

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>>220596147

>>220596136
Imagine showing this picture to your mum and trying to explain it.

Fucking hell lad get some hobbies and a bird

>>220596041
ok been into sleep token for years what now

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native american hairlines are mental

Yeah but I’m talking about those BASED black guys!

>>220596109
just autistic special interests. they're not intelligent

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>>220596158
sounds boring mate

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Runt.

>>220596171
leftypol

>>220596115
Uh no
The Jews are the only people in America to have an exception on abortion due to religious reasons, the Jewish religion was founded after 70AD in laws but in spirit in 33AD when the Jewish people killed the only son of God and the Jews constantly oppose the natural order supported by Jesus Christ

I was the class clown and also good at football and also, with my best mate, went to a house party with about seven girls and everyone stripped off after a few drinks and it got pretty messy lel

THE SHAMBLING BIOMASS

tired of my pathetic life wish I'd just die in my sleep

>>220596182
hat still conspicuously uneaten

>>220596182
RRRRRRunt

what happens when 2 hapas breed
we are making new species of human

>>220596187
Simply do not care about your Jew cult it became irrelevant decades ago

jesus wasnt real jews aren't real grow up

>>220596109
the people aren't ready to hear that Susie >>> Rachel

>>220596168
literally just an 82 year old man who didn't moisturize

>>220596176
CORRRRR SNIIIIFFFFF

>>220596149
Yeah
She's also a Yid

>>220596109
Ask Rachel to explain why killing babies through abortion is bad and why using missiles is good

You’re now picturing Alan Carr getting blacked

>>220596207
leftypol

It looms for you janitor my boot in your arse crack mate

just got a boner

Based on where I work, black women look like shit. Euros delude themselves into saying they want a queen

People liked me in school and I had a gf and I even spoke to the popular sporty lads, only ended up posting here because I used to look at memes in the computer room and found this site that way.

>>220596109
Riley with one eye on you and the other on the Gaza Strip

>>220596206
And you finally admit you are spiritual a Jew

See ya

>>220596199
ktim

What's worse, being high-functioning autistic or being a midge

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I want British gf that looks like this

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>>220596240
i want a hapa queen instead

>>220596251
"huzz" means girlfriend does it?
wouldn't it make more sense to mean boyfriend because of the word "husband"?

>>220596199
You ever played the STALKER video games?

>>220596251
Odd strategy for survival this

>>220596263
midge

>>220596209
also spending every single waking moment directly exposed to UV rays

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Keeley's got a bit of a lazy eye too

>>220596263
I've seen midgets with normal women. But never see high functioning autists with one

niggers

>>220596263
would rather be balding than short honestly

>>220596212
They're African property

>>220596268
That's a boy

>>220596294
truke. autism is the most severe disability a man can have

just deleted my brit meme folder with over 4000 images and webms saved since 2017.
this is my last post here. time to move on with my life. it’s been a pleasure :) x

>>220596309
actually stop this shite now

>>220596275
huzz was popularised by kai cenat and means "hoes". the english language is dying

>>220596106
Yep that was me. The cool kids liked me, including the cool kids in older years, people would come up to me and get me to say my stupid gimmicks. I liked the attention and thought it was all hilarious and so did others at that time so it was all good. It was obviously all just a spectacle for them, they didn't truly respect me. Some would pick on me, others would stick up for me, it was balanced out in hindsight

There were some lads who didn't find my shtick funny at all and would just be abusive and to be fair they had a point lol

At some point around year 8 or 9 I must've subconsciously realised that I'm stuck being the class clown. I couldn't just drop the act and be normal, the jester is who I was, it's who everyone saw me for and it wasn't going to change whether I wanted it to or not.

>>220596288
Lmao she's 40+ your desperate or a millenicuck

>>220596168
Cunt looks like a raisin

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>>220596168
mine is like paul ryan's
when a hairline is uneven like that, there's basically zero chance of going bald or even of recessing. this type of hairline is genetically resistant to mpd

>>220596257
You worship Israel

>>220596326
see you in 1 minute

>>220596326
could have uploaded it to the cloud first you selfish git

>>220596336
no one will ever love you

The watch
https://youtube.com/shorts/Uvt0vPUvLjg

>>220596332
god i hate niggers

>>220596360
replace shorts/ with watch?v=

>>220596330
Rorke you can't until your wife's lips
She will retain those memories even while she is in a care home

>>220596339
Are you ftm by chance?

>>220596338
sc

>>220596385
you tried lil bro

a harp is just a naked piano

>>220596339
wtf are you talking about. Niggas bald because of genetics and stress. Got nothing to do with head shape

>>220596390
ftms bald horrifically I'm afraid

>>220596336
You are a genuine homosexual and haven't realised it yet.

>>220596394
screaning

>>220596359
>If you do not want to settle with a middle aged woman you are an unlovable chud

Okay

>>220596394
what did people think reform was?

>>220596394
nobody had done more to stop the far-right than nigel "bring em in, give em white girls skin" farage

>>220596326
see you in 1 milisecond mate

>>220596360
Not going to watch that unless you do this: >>220596380

What's the point of Reform then if they have brown people in it

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how do we know the ceasefire will hold

>>220596405
>>220596385
>-1000 aura loss because of autocorrect

fml

>>220596394
Screamed at the post earlier saying he's what JK Rowling would call a muslim student at Hogwarts.

>>220596326
see you in 1 picosecond mate

threads gone a bit weird :/
bad vibes

>>220596326
Not an airport, no need to announce departures.

>>>/v/736632305

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Sad thinking about what they did to him

>>220596436
>aura loss
we already knew you're a spotty brown teenager no need to use the lingo

The corrected watch
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uvt0vPUvLjg

>>220595859
'ank ye for ye 'vice

>>220596408
no man, I'm telling you, this hairline is 100% resistant to mpd. no amount of stress or dht can make it budge.
balding is 100% genetically predetermined

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>>220596464

>>220596436
Literal cuckold nigger dick obsessed filth failures like you have no aura to speak of anyway.

>>220596446
chuckling loudly

Might move to Linux

>>220596409
You can spot lil doods because they look like they've never lost a single hair follicle on their blessed elven heads

>>220596423
>muhammed sharia candidate for 97% white isle of wight
comedy party clearly

Might move to Linux, China

>>220596453
fucking poo shitting

>>220596464
I'm 100% Invernessian

>>220596457
tried to free the americans from the clutches of ZOG and got domed for it

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Had a nice time in Italy, as always.

Genuinely a much more advanced civilisation it's not even funny.

>>220596482
bald cope

got my dogshit zinger ready

why is the UK banning my boy kanye

>>220596511
fat person eats greggs sausage roll

Doing a fat poo, one of them that splits your anus open

might commit suicide so that I don't need to go to boring jobcentre course tomorrow

>>220596506
It's real I'll show you in next thread

Putting dog shit zingers up my arse

>>220596456
s

>>220596501
>Genuinely a much more advanced civilisation it's not even funny.
Well it's catholic so the value art and didn't chimp out every 40 years because people started singing songs again

>>220596501
me on the left

>>220596518
He melted or something

>>220596492
Well I bet the gammon retards still vote for him. They're cringy civnats after all

>>220596518
racist jew lover sir queer is depriving us of his bbc

>>220596542
>>220596542
>>220596542

>>220596524
it will be okay

>>220596526
Plenty of men have NW0 hairlines for life
Not all men are afflicted by balding

>>220596524
Is it training? Or are you looking for a job?

>>220596501
kino

>>220596466
'o 'roblem 'ans

Keep doing utterly rank farts