>>220597127
Looks like a 3d printed model

>like fat chicks
>not born in USA
It never even began

Detonate my pussy

>>220597196
do you like dysgenic indian chicks

I live in a college town and let me tell you seeing hot 18 19 20 year olds every single time you step outside will drive you crazy as an unc

>>220597285
This nigga can't control his horny level

>>220597239
There are MUCH fewer Indian women than men here, 10% more young men than women here total, entirely due to immigration.

>>220597285
i live in the literal opposite world
only fugly blacks every time i step outside
i have not seen human beauty in weeks

>>220597348
Stop being poor

The sentence for being shy? Alone forever

>>220597369
You live in sexo: the country

>>220597356
give me a better job

>>220597344
answer the question

You guys bought the Iran dip right?

it's wednesday my guys, time to get drunk

I have this thing where in my mind I say something super clearly, but it must come out as gibberish or slurred because people are always going "what" or "sorry what did you say"
Idk howto talk better. It sounds normal in my head

>>220597457
not a huge fan of hummus

>>220597452
Sometimes

Momberg keeps listening to me talking to myself

>>220597491
Why are you doing that

>>220597483
>>220597491
/cum/ is a virtual insane asylum it seems

>>220597504
I don't know I can't help it

the /v/ board is so low iq and brown, it's insane.
it's been 12 or more years since i could use that board to recommend video games

>>220597285
I work for a university. I know. However, I miss it within a couple days if i have to work off campus. The world is a dreary place without college girls in view all day every day.

I think before the end of the decade all the big AI companies will be nationalized and we'll start building data centers through eminent domain

>>220597457
of course

>>220597531
I CANNOT wait to play video games again, but I have to wait til the end of this year. What are some video games you have liked?

Niggers sing a lotta songs bout thanking da lord n praising da lord
Funny how they went from gospel to crime nigga rap

>>220597483
it will take practice, but pick up a book and read it aloud. pronounce everything clearly and slowly, deliberately. you can do the same thing when reading these posts but it might sound odd if somebody hears you.

Need to have sex on my penis need a puss on top of the dickberg

>>220597575
Is rap still commonly themed around crime? Last time i listened to hip hop show on radio it was primarily about boasting and various discussion in reference to bitches/hoes. Very little to no talk of gats and busting caps. Hardly any trash talk about police, even. It's gone soft i think.

>>220597608
It's like my mind goes too fast so I blur the words together
It sounds like I'm drunk. In fact I've had people accuse me of being drunk on several occasions

>>220597614
Sort your fuckin' life out mate

>>220597635
shut the fuck up mexican, read my previous post again.

Just found this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EyyzJWExQM

>>220597285
I need a wife so I can just think of her thighs and buttcheeks whenever I'm tempted by another woman

>>220597655
I'm not Mexican you nigger. That's just how I talk

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>>220597571
i haven't been able to play as many games as i would have liked to. too many work and IRL obligations

>>220597644
Give me a fresh puss for my penis and i will

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>>220597679
I'M GONNA PISS IN YOUR ASS

>>220597635
that's just cope for your gay speech impediment.
you can fix your shit if you try

Crashing from early coffee high
Just take me behind the barn and end my existence now
It's over

>>220597686
I know Path of Exile, but have never heard of the others. I'm less immersed in gaming for the last several years but am looking forward to getting back into it.

>>220597711
I am just explaining how it seems to me. Chill out

>>220597719
Take me with you
I will never find love, might as well kms

a lot of the rap was mumbled by a boy with a high pitched nasal tone on topics of relations with his bitches with central theme about how he ain't got no time for dat and also criticising the opinions and behavior of the other niggas aint got no time not bout dat

>>220597727
i'm big into indie games (as much as a full time jobberger can be)
in order, they are
puzzle game
immersive sim
immersive sim + gooner
puzzle game
ARPG (like poe)
fps
fps (for old people)
four-guys-in-a-row RPG

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Good night
Building stuff always takes longer than you think but I’m 100% DONE now
Love you all and succ me thru the phone

>>220597739
it sounded like you were trying to make excuses for not trying to fix your problem.

>>220597782
what kind of disability does she have?

>>220597787
Not really i was just explaining it.
It's like i process the speed very fast in terms of my internal dialogue but something goes wrong with the transfer from my mind to the pronunciation

apparently the ecuadorian president was educated in college in the united states and was born in florida lol
maybe explains some things

Told myself that I would go to the gym every day this week and I haven't once award

>>220597887
Retard, start by going 2-3 times a week

>>220597887
gyms are a scam just go for a walk

Glad this thread seems to have less racists than the last. That thread was really bad.

>>220597483
I recorded my voice once and it literally sounded like hummmumbumddummm

>>220597921
how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

you know how once you get to know something better youre supposed to understand it more and have more tolerance or something for it
well i posit that the more you know about mexico you know how much of a disaster that country has been since its inception
like literally never did anything right at any point

>>220597782
NEED

to know who she.is

I've never once read a funny lightbulb joke.

TWD

Just realized I’ve actually been a chad this whole time.

We don't have these lightbulb jokes. They don't translate.

praying for all those niggas on their way to iran who joined the military thinking they'd be doing nothing for a year

Leafs, how many jeets do you personally know?
Burgers, how many spics to you personally know?
I don't know any, my area stayed pretty white until the Haitians came a few years ago

>>220598105
are you in pa?

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>>220598105
I'm married to a Latina

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Mmmm meal prep

>>220598114
Yea

>>220598126
that's a lot of slopa

>>220598072
You think the ceasefire won't last then

Okay seriously. Stop with the f*cking slurs.

>>220598160
Sorry nigger

>>220598160
demonrat party wants to turn america into giant haiti

If God were truly good, he would explode my brain right now

>>220598160
Destroy my bussy not my planet

What's your favorite slur? For me it's "faggot". Just rolls off the tongue.

did you hear about that anon who had his brain exploded?

More like meal PrEP

>>220598126
mr garfield lasagna cat over here

>>220598126
Fat

>>220598232
How about a meal perp and it's a food-related criminal who's heinous about acorns or something, I don't know just shoot me in the fucking face god dammit life is an empty pursuit

how come when fellas make posts like
>i'm an annoying sissy faggot. please stop being chuds
they get lots of replies, but when you say
>i hate niggers
everyone is just like "yeah, bro. me too. whatever"

>>220598258
"I hate niggers" isn't edgy anymore gramps

>>220598001
E-Whore#8546189

>>220598258
Because jesus is real and he's judging us all

Pretty close to dinner time, who is saying grace

Jesus made me an incel

>>220597285
>drive you crazy as an unc
What's even sadder is that they don't even fuck

>>220597531
/v/ is for Indians and Mexicans to jerk off to anime characters, /vg/ is slightly better

i hate you people
your mannerisms your language
fuck you gonna do something more productive
why am i even here

assachusetts
texass
pississippi
jissouri

>>220598377
i'm going to reply to you so you feel compelled to stay here longer

boregon
nebada

I need to put in my two weeks notice today but I’m getting cold feet. Help hype me up. I’m gonna quit this shitty job, get an IT certification and get on a real career path finally.

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>warm day, snow next day, warm again

>>220598407
>get on a real career path finally.
Lol, get real

>don't drink coffee
Feel mentally more relaxed but much less energy
>Drink coffee
Anxious, on edge, but more aggressive feeling and high energy but once it wears off depressive and nauseous
Idk which is worse.

>>220598417
Something better than physical work and hopefully it leads to me making more than $18/hr eventually.

>>220598443
have you tried drinking weaker coffee?

>>220598446
There's no such thing as careers anymore

Testing

>the cheap crapple laptop is still 600 doll hairs
What a world

>>220598408
Same
+13 sat, snow sun

Is the war actually over this time fr fr?

>>220598483
what war?

>>220598483
>Is the war actually over this time fr fr?
No, Iranian FM and parliament speaker said Israel and the US are violating the ceasefire because Israel is continuing to attack Lebanon while there were reports of a drone hitting somebody in Southern Iran. Pakistan and Iran say the ceasefire included Lebanon while the U.S and Israel deny this. So it seems like war will be starting up again by this weekend, likely after Vance meets Iranian officials in Pakistan unless Israel does something crazy again.

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im an unc

>>220598491
>>220598501
Iran needs to die

>>220598519
Are you a hot Iranian girl by chance

>>220598507
I am chunc (chopped + unc)

bout to do my dailies on fortnite

>>220598105
Fella at work literally calls me saar in a heavy jeet accent

>>220598552
What's that good for?

>>220598105
>Leafs, how many jeets do you personally know?
>Burgers, how many spics to you personally know?
These two demographics are probably half of my University while Mexicans are literally half of my home city and ~40% of my state.

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>>220598408
>warm day
>warm day
>warm day
>warm day

>>220598598
at least my days aren't mexican

I live Mexicanly

pretty sure a bug crawled in my mouth and i swallowed it while i was sleeping just now. i was having a nice dream that somehow turned into finding a dart board and those shitty plastic darts. one thing lead to another and i ended up swallowing a dart needle first and it kept breaking off into different pieces and when i woke up i actually was in the middle of coughing up a lung.

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nor feering it today

Shaved my beard and now I look more youthful.

I gyaata goon now

>>220597172
it is you can reverse search and get the files

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pitts >>> feet

>>220598758
That's a male.

>>220598407
good luck but IT is not looking good right now

>>220598770
You're a male

>>220597196
You have an obesity rate of 33% and over 60% of you are overweight there are plenty of walruses to club in Canada

>>220598771
It’s gotta be better than this, I’m not staying stuck here for years and watching my body slowly decay.

>>220598770
Where do you live?

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halifax looks comfy

>>220598838
gay mexican spotted

>>220597763
I like those except gooner games, but I played one once when I was like 13.

>>220598820
It won't hurt to have that knowledge and it's kind of useful for it's own sake but entry level IT is flooded and hard to get into

>>220598863
it's not a porn game, or about sex, but it is overtly sexual in a weird way

Record yourself running into the Scientology building

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can I get the quads

>>220598839
I need to visit the Maritimes one day

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>>220598407
What sort of IT? It's a huge field, working tech support in what is basically a call center is where most people get started and that shit is miserable as fuck, I honestly would have killed myself if I had to do it a day longer than I did

ate an entire frozen pizza. my butt is going to be so fat lol

>>220598839
Halifax is a SEX KNIGHT

fuck working

>>220598915
shing, shing, shaang, sh-sh-shang.

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>95 F tomorrow

Women have a pussy hole between their kegs

no pussy no work
simple as

>>220598839
Great album
https://youtu.be/dsZFlcYw498?

>>220598907
Tech support isn't horrible if you stick to internal support. MSP's are where dreams go to die though.

Sadly internal is dying since it's cheaper to just have an msp handle all your stuff remotely these days.

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It's weird how when an attractive, photogenic person smiles it's like you can almost feel it in a way and it feels very sunny and radiant. It's hard to explain but it has some kind of effect like on your mind I think.
And when an unattractive person smiles it doesn't have the same effect. It can feel just neutral or it can be gross or possibly even creepy.

>>220598907
Whatever I can get, I want to work from there to a sysadmin role.

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the pooberg has been extricated from the arscheloche

Why'd you fags let this yuropoor cocksucker make the new

This board really is dead

>>220599029
There's a 95% chance you're going to start out in help desk, likely at an MSP.

Not to kill your hype, but you're also choosing a horrendous time to try and get in. The market is fucked thanks to AI, a general hiring freeze, and jeets.

>>220599071
Not my fault :(

I despise Europeans .

>>220597127
Trolled posters in the /tv/ Kdrama general by posting a pic of the Virginia Tech Shooter and saying it was from a show

>>220598970
Internal entirely depends on the company the job I worked at would regularly have guys just going off on me and having complete meltdowns on the regular, not to mention the EXTREME amount of people in the 50-60 range who's jobs have been entirely digital for 20+ years now but still tell you ever single day that they're not a computer person and that technology is too new for them, you repeat the same 4-5 phrases over and over again while some fat fuck who makes your net worth per hour and has his assistant do 100% of his work rants about how no one wants to work anymore while refusing to do anything you ask of him to resolve his issue, I'm honestly getting mad as hell just remembering that fucking job like it left actual mental scars on me I think

>uhm no one messes with IT where I work because we would just mess up their accounts >:)
no you wouldn't you'd be fired instantly

>>220599029
if you don't have a clear roadmap in mind you're fucked from the start, if you're really going to get a certificate see if a local community college offers a class for it here if you're local it's like $100 for most basic certificate courses (not required but their study plans are usually pretty good) and you'll get access to a career councilor who can walk you through where you should be applying (this is only if you're already planning to take a course and aren't just going to self study and wing it which is totally fine as well)

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this you?

>>220599079
Fuck off, stay in your own general
You're probably Muslim anyway

>>220598949
corr not the best grimes song ive listened to but decent nonetheless

>>220599091
Uhh this is my general??

We come from a proud lineage of people who have been breaking into abandoned buildings and stripping it of copper for generations

>>220598887
HAH

White girl arse

>>220597127
test

>>220598940
You don't know that you've never seen one

>>220599103
You're not in North America you commie cocksucker
Fuck off

>>220599071
/cum/ is a melting pot you chud

>>220599110
Fucking hate these faggots so much. At least once a month we have to deal with these retards digging up fiber because they think it has copper and causing an outage.

>>220599124
/cum/ is a philo-Swedish general

neighborbergs
it's been 3 fucking days now
MAYBE STOP WITH THE NOISY CONSTRUCTION ALREADY.

>>220599088
I've never worked in I.T but I have helped boomers before with computer issues some of the shit i've seen is baffling. i helped this one guy and he just has like 700 tabs open randomly on a browser and a bunch of other weird shit

>>220599110
>people who have been breaking into abandoned buildings and stripping it of copper
You might be the first second-gen methhead

>>220599001
Sometimes I wonder what it's like to ve a 1-2/10. Like disfigured bad. I ran into a girl who is like that and she's nice enough but I can't have more than passing conversation. I feel pretty bad about her situation but I guess she is employed and pays rent. I dunno, when I think about the pressure guys have to look good enough it's immense, but nothing they would do would come anywhere near helping so I get the idea they don't even bother.

>>220599134
You're not north American. Fuck off

>>220599124
Jimmy jagoff over here, guys

>>220599143
don't care

>>220599139
You'd be amazed at how many people lie when you ask them simple IT questions.
>did you reboot it
>yes
>okay well im gonna need you to do it again
>fine
>wtf rebooting fixed it

Sweden is as american as apple pie. Fuck off you xenophobic scum

>>220599150
Your cartoonist impersonation of real humans only further shames you
You're a fucking joke and you don't even realize it. Its like some Belgian from Caesars time trying to act like a Roman, you're filth

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>>220599169

>>220599182
There he goes, mr. type A personality!

>>220599139
I genuinely think most people over 50 are just absolute fucking braindead cattle, the amount of people I worked with who couldn't tell you what operating system they use, which browser they use, where the start menu is, where they save their documents to, what their email address is, what apps they use on a daily basis, most of them genuinely could not answer what they do on a day to day basis even they are just fucking braindead to an actually unbelievable level to the point where most people who haven't worked in IT don't believe some of the stories I've told them

>>220599169
Yeah they also lie to you constantly for no reason like knowingly lie as well, people used to call in all the time and do some shit like "oh I need help with app x" then you remote in to their computer and suddenly it's "Oh actually I don't use app x I need help with app y and just wanted to speed things up!" nigger it's internal support and you called in we have to help you either way, and depending on where you work and how hard the metrics are to meet there's like 50 layers of bureaucracy above you that matters more than solving the issue so half the time you're getting yelled at over something you can fix in 2 clicks but that would be against the policy and ticket guidelines so you just have to sit there and take the beating until they get bored and hang up

>>220599218
Europeans believe tv is real life
Sei nisciun.

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Why do you refuse to accept the limitations of the spiral race?

>>220599169
for me, it's always
>i tell the IT guy exactly what is wrong with my machine
>they piss around for an hour, turning it off an on again
>their boss comes around to ask what the problem is
>i tell them AGAIN
>he does exactly what i suggest and the problem is solved in 30 seconds

>>220599137
neighborberg keeps crying

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>"excavated, bagged and tagges, sir!"

>"what, soldier?"

>"the poobergization, sir!"

>>220599177
What's that pinko fucks problem anyway?

>>220599169
The guy I was helping couldnt remember his own pin that he uses to login to the laptop
i guess he just kept it always on so he couldnt remember
i had to enter it in to change some setting. i go whats your pin .. ."idk" .... what do you mean you dont know how did you login?

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Hi friends

>>220599246
>>he does exactly what i suggest and the problem is solved in 30 seconds
How come you don't do it?

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imo apple crumble much better than apple pie

propa british food

me?

i have a special spin on it

pineapple crumble

its fucking lush
and when i say lush

i mean

LUSH x

>>220599266
because i don't work in IT and i don't have system privileges.

>>220599077
I don’t know what else to do. IT and sys admin at least seem better than coding.

Lotta characters tonight. Lotta cards. We gotta lotta cards in this thread, and we're GRATEFUL.

>>220599246
Its retarded but sometimes techs have to follow policy which states you must do KA's (knowledge articles) step by step, even if they know they can just skip to step 14 or whatever.

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>>220599255
'sup fren

>>220599088
How much of a roadmap? I was going to get the COMPTIA A+ certification get an IT job and then go from there.

>>220599255
Hey
>>220599277
>IT and sys admin
Why on Earth are you going into this right when the Jeet flood is at it's peak and AI is emerging

>>220599302
Indians are cool

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I AM AS PATIENT
AS A VOLCANO
A BUTTERFLY IN A LANDMINE FIELD
I AM A DANDELION
MAKING GUNS GO SILENT
STICKING OUT OF EVERY BARREL COLD AS STEEL
AND IN THIS FIGHT YOU STARTED
I'M A MOVING TARGET
AND I'M SICK OF RUNNING
BUT THE PAIN KEEPS COMIN'
LIKE A SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEN URGE

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Hi guys I'm bored and having nothing to do. Sit around at the computer and do fuckall, or watch another episode of gilmore girls?

>>220599311
i like watching videos where indians get killed by trucks and trains

>>220599302
Do you work in IT? What’s your job?

>>220599311
They could be the coolest people in the world (they are) and it wouldn't change economics.

>>220599277
you're probably better off going the network admin route, less jeets and less AI

that still requires help desk experience though, because it teaches you how to troubleshoot in a real world environment, deal with SLA's, office politics, ect.

>>220599319
play vampire survivors

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I'm walking here

>>220599298
You are not going anywhere with just an A+ and a call center job, if you get in to it and you don't hate the work that's fine but you need to know what cert you're going to get after the A+ and how and when you're going to do it, you might also want to look at tech specific job agencies, most of them are dead as fuck right now but that's how I got my first IT job, I called the recruiter sent him my certificate and he put me in a mass placement call center position with minimal interviewing required and that's how 99% of the guys I met in tech got theirs as well

are tattoos cringe? can they be based?
i have zero (0) tattoos

>>220599332
embarrassing typo

>>220599351
They contain heavy metals that are carcinogenic and anti microbial

>>220599351
Do what you want

>>220599337
Not my style

>>220599351
They're cringe and anybody who gets upset/tries to tell you otherwise is a tard/slut with poor decision making abilities.

>>220599351
Cringe

>>220599333
What about Linux admin roles? I’ve heard about that and that sounds cool.
>>220599347
Well yeah I’m planning on getting more certifications eventually, but I was planning on crossing that bridge when I get there and have a better feel for what’s going on locally.

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>>220599351

>>220599277
>IT and sys admin at least seem better than coding
Debatable.

>>220599351
Most are cringe, they can be based if you find a really good artist and have a good design. I have tattoos but wish I didn't have them desu just because I get stereotyped. Anons will tell you they're cringe but they post on 4chan int so take that as you will.

>>220599351
I feel like they can be cool if they’re used to commemorate a big life event. But my life is lame so I don’t have any.

>>220599347
>tech specific job agencies
sauce?

>>220599337
may as well spend all your time jerking off

Dad offered to buy me fast food and I refused (I ain't daddy's little boy no more) so I had expired Kraft mac n cheese for dinner instead

For bagel that went viral

>>220599385
Linux is always good to know just because almost all IT infrastructure uses it as a backend in some capacity, but there are far less Linux admin jobs available. Looks great on a resume though.

>>220599319
phwoar epuld absolutely invade her cock pocket

Most tattoos look retarded. it only looks ok on a certain kind of person. A nerd trying to pull off tattoos always looks stupid

Skyrim understands paganism better than modern pagans, because modern pagans approach the pantheon with a Christian understanding of religion & higher power. That being said, pagans understood religion & higher power better than Christians post 500 AD, and fucking Skyrim itself understands religion & higher power than Christians post 500 AD. Don't shoot the messenger.

>>220599351
>are tattoos cringe?
Mostly yes
>can they be based?
If they're related to something that matters like the military, prison, gang affiliation, frat, etc. or something else that matters. If not it's trashy and gay.
Yes, I am biased because my parents have tattoos.

>>220599401
allegis group (teksystems specifically but they have others) used to be the go to they're pretty dead these days though I hear, roberthalf also used to occasionally have mass placement call center jobs too, the recruiting industry is dead until the economy improves though so good luck even getting an answer, anytime things get bad the recruiters just disappear and don't even bother responding to calls or emails

A haircut this weekend is looking likely

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>>220599456
>frat tattoo
>based
Might as well tattoo a little rainbow next to it to let everyone know you like cock.

>>220599056
nice cuck (cat duck) diss wun is

surf rock is post punk

Getting older i only feel seriously horny like once a week

>>220599424
Yeah I’ve heard setting up a home lab/virtual server is a good thing to do for experience and resumes and I have an old gaming pc I was gonna do that with.

>>220599456
>something that
>military
Why would you tattoo a goyslave marker on yourself?

>>220599470
cutting my hair myself was the best decision i ever made and i never once fucked it up. barbers are a whole ass scam

>>220599481
It's pushing out to about thrice per month for me now. Bear in mind i took anti depressants for the better part of fourteen years and completely destroyed my libido in the process. It bounced back some when i quit but the lasting damage was apparent.

Looks like this board still has a russian janny, kek.

I could never be military i don't have that team player ooh rah mentality
I just want to do my own thing you know

>>220599481
Sometimes I go a few days without jerking off, sometimes I jerk off multiple times per day for weeks, I have zero consistency

>>220599522
I’m too much of a pussy for the military, I need my beauty sleep.

>>220599458
Thnx anon

>>220599488
>Why would you tattoo a goyslave marker on yourself
You know American military tattoos date back to the Revolution right, and for other militaries it goes back all the way to antiquity? I'm not saying the military is good, just that if I were in one I'd feel obligated to get a tattoo.
>>220599471
>>frat tattoo
>>based
It's still retarded and gay but much less so than getting a tehrandom tattoo of a mozzarella stick on your elbow pit

>>220599471
Shaka, dude

Clitoris face

I have a tattoo of your mother's name on my back

>>220599550
hungry for gock

I have zero libido until something activates it then i have 100% obsessive horniness 24/7
Alcohol often actives horny mode. Certain stimulants can too

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>>220599491
>t.

>>220599522
>i don't have that team player ooh rah mentality
You don't need it to survive in the military. Objectively the worst part is just putting up with petty bullshit if you go enlisted.

>>220599561
What is gock
>>220599565
Who is this?
Don't make fun of him

>>220599565
>putting up with petty bullshit
Such as?

>>220599565
>Objectively the worst part is just putting up with petty bullshit if you go enlisted.
Yeah but that's kinda what I mean. I don't want to play social intrigue games with trashy Jamal Shaniqwas and Mexicans

>>220599571
Gock means girl cock or tranny cock.

Evens cum-maxx the penis with my hand, odds eat slop

>>220599574
>Such as?
Living in the barracks, standing watch, field days, having some e4 motard give you shit for not wearing a belt with your jeans cause that's disrespecting da corps!!! I could go on and on.

>I don't want to play social intrigue games with trashy Jamal Shaniqwas and Mexicans
You'll only get that if you score abysmally on your asvab and pick some mos/nec for retards.

>>220599588
I'm going to smoke weed and do both of those

>>220599476
fink dey called duckworth-kittingtonshires

>>220599565
is that matt damon

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SHE WHISPERS SOMETHING IN MY EAR THE MESSAGE IS UNCLEAR SHE MOTIONS OUTSIDE
I TRAIL HER CLOSELY FROM BE-HIND SHE TRIES HARD NOT TO CRY SHE SHAKES UNDERNEATH THE POURING RAIN
I CAN'T COMPETE WITH ALL YOUR DAMN IDEAS
AND THIS ISN'T WORKING OUT FOR YOU OR MEEEE
THE TRUTH IS I'M TOO TIRED TO PLAY PRETEND
THIS IS GOODBYE THIS IS END.

>>220599639
Never heard this song

>>220599645
https://youtu.be/PyhPOywCpFY

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In North Korea they use their own Linux distro called Red Star.

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gonna jork ma pork

Did everyone get banned again

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You guys just can't square up to me

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What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end

>>220599562
Mine varies. Sometimes I can barely get hard. Sometimes I think about sex very frequently and it feels like my groin is vibrating with energy and I might masturbate multiple times in a day.

>>220599686
Are you singing the Nine Inch Nails version or the Johnny Cash version

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In North Korea I think most people don't have their own computer at home but they go to cyber cafes I think.
I think most of them have their own smart phones though.

>>220599671
>>220599708
How do you know?

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>>220599715
I astral projected there.

You didn't have to cut me off
Douchebag in the Q5, get a real man's car faggot.

My urine is clear af

>>220599696
the latter for sure

>>220599731
But you didn't have to CUT ME OFF

What have I become
My penis friend

>>220599730
Did you read those CIA documents that tell you how to do it

Lying on the floor, lying on the floor
I cum on Don

My Pokémon plushies arrived today. I put them onto my bedroom shelf

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>7 am
>traffic in one lane is at a standstill
>merge to other lane that's somewhat active
>slow down to match the other lane

>>220599762
You are like an elf. A very rare breed of people, Icelanders are

>>220599708
If you have a smart phone why would you bother going to a cyber cafe?

I want to take the AIpill because it would probably make my life easier but I also don't want to because it will rot away the little intelligence I have

>>220599682
Yeah

The only pill worth taking is Viagra just before you fuck somebody's mom

More like MuskyStarcraft

>>220599835
i think this is probably the worst possible time to take the aipill

>>220599851
Will you fuck me?

I wonder what the butt area of Swedish femboy/twink underwear smells like. Probably like campfire smoke and vanilla.

>>220599869
EXACTLY!!!

Being a 1 is better than being a 3 because 1's might still get pity sex

>>220599879
Are you somebody's mom?
>>220599882
I like to think it smells like meatballs and absolut

>>220599882
Probably like sweat and poop.

>>220599894
Femboys dont poop

>>220599886
>a 1
So like a severely deformed person?

bought some moondrop chu 2's. they're alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEF23tz2ziU

>>220599869
He has sharp cheekbones.

>>220599866
why would you say that, it's getting better all the time even though the progress may slow at times

>>220599894
Sweat, maybe. Poop? Unlikely. Swedish boys are clean
>>220599890
Maybe

I cheated the Thief’s Cap into my inventory in KCD2. But it’s not cheating because the devs fucked up and the container it’s in doesn’t properly function as a container so you can’t get it normally and I only spawned it into my inventory once I got to the point where I was supposed to get it.

>>220599915
>The Sundays
Very based, I recently purchased that album on vinyl.

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>>220599910
Yes

This nigga got his dick sucked by a hot Brazilian woman btw

>>220599930
They have anal seepage from getting fucked in the ass so much.

AI won't ever reach human levels of intelligence, or at least not in our lifetimes. It still doesn't even know anything, it just predicts letters

>>220599939
>>220599939
>>220599939

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>>220599937
nah this guy looks cool as fuck actually

>>220599879
Hey cinderella, go find yourself a fella

>>220599946
wtf?

>>220599946
Bruh who are you?!

>>220599928
because right now theyre going apeshit trying to make the economics make sense before the ipo

>>220599708
>I think most of them have their own smart phones though.
Not really it's estimated that only like 50% of the country has one, cyber cafes also didn't exist in north korea until a few months ago when they opened the first one in pyongyang, most people only have access to a computer at work or through a library or community center and a lot of those might not even have internet