Ant & Dec edition
the woke mind virus
might release a plague upon these lands, maybe
wouse wonce
terry wogan
no one: not a soul:leftypol: rorke be likemousey:tilde:rorke: bacon strips i got bacon strips
>21C tomorrowwhat the hell man
I live a good life
We are the brit team brit team we are the brit team
/brit/'s moving too fast at the moment, the last couple of threads went by in less than hour
>>220597581s
>>220597588get it fucking filed with africans
>>220597589go back to where you came from you impotent loser subuhmans
>>220597589Good post
>>220597588Will hide in my smelly incel bedroom instead x
fuck my chud incel life
we are the cheeky girls you are the cheeky boys
I'll use the exit bag method
preposterous the extent to which i am homosexual
>>220597588would live to visit italy but i'm a smelly incel chud with no friends so that will never happen that
got nothing to post
>>220597621wish you'd use the exit thread method
yeah it's MC sacked tranny on the beatthey call me MC because i got a male cock
>>220597604Ugly as fuck and you have no mates or prospects in lifewe are the brit team brit team we are the brit team
>>220597636ni
>>220597633gypsy gf 2026
>>220597636Get your knob out for the lads.
>>220597633she has a cute smile :)
>>220597642What the bloody hell that didn't even rhyme
been listening to that brat album by charli xcx, was surprised to enjoy it because i assumed i wouldn't since normies went mental over it for a while, and normies usually have pleb taste in everything, especially music
girls with braces
>>220597685noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>220597685or you just get rid of all the nonwhites
yooo i'll tell you what i want
no one:not a soul:rorke skywalker: sup yodier-poo d-poo: eeeeeeoooooowwwwww
Pooing out some tunes
>>220597619mad that that mp left his wife for one of them
>>220597627asian girls aren't allowed to have breasts like that
right then
>>220597704weird dick
i own a garmin too
>>220597633>we got the heaviest building in the worldMy guess is Romania. There's a massive building in Bucharest, built during the communist era I think, and I think I read that it's the heaviest building in the world
>>220597685you lessen crime by getting rid of criminals
wish I passed this well
>>220597685And who pays for all of these free things?
>>220597685>gets into power>lessens crime by just making it legal
Kin ell size of thatI've got a 6½" cock like
in bed after a 12-hour toildayat least Vinnie is here to greet me
favourite alcoholic drink?favourite non-alcoholic drink?
If I were a Land Steward I'd be fuming.Same wage as a valet nowadays, outrage.
got the tinned fish reviews on
>>220597745Fair taxes, simple as. Not mega corps and rich cunts evading them.
>>220597761vodkaroot beer
Got an average sized william (4 inches)
>>220597685>restructure your society to pacify the sectarian timebomb we imported
>>220597759my nigga Vinnie
>>220597685My reply to this got an IP a 3-dayer before.
>>220597695noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>220597745Rich people when they're taxed properly. But Rorke will say this can't be done or some such bollocks, because he has read too many Elon Musk tweets.
>>220597791was expecting just a bunch of people with asian wives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVIkKVKyKeUThis woman used to do chaturbate pegging videos along with custom made scat stuff, now she's a youtube/twitch streamer O_O
>>220597765were women not allowed to be chefs back then? seems weird, not like it's an important job like being a doctor, which tragically many women now are
>>220597800advertising
>>220597800is she 40 trying to look younger or is the make-up just bad
fuark
my everything hurts
dude just tax the rich more lmao
parasite
>>220597803Even today most high class chefs are men, lad.Women are fine doing your school lunches but you go to a Michelin star it's going to be a bloke back there. Think Nigella vs Ramsay Gordon.
>>220597833yeah
tails OS usb wank coming up
>>220597828where did they last see them
>>220597828none of us know who dat is
>>220597828why have people liked it that's cruel
>>220597585
If you take powdered creatine or protein powders you are simply put a gigantic moron. They are synthetic waste products made in China
It's too fucking warm.
Got another easter meat pie baking and the frank ocean on
>>220597864right. me i just tren hard and eat clen
>>220597864Craig is not gonna like this one
Just remembered it's actually Gordon Ramsay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwKU044xxcYshe has vids with her mum uh awkard
>>220597868thissick of summer already
>>220597828>"mummy. daddy and my all my siblings were just killed in a horrible fiery car crash might have to wait a bit before i post some more pics of my wet growler :/"
>>220597846GCHQ taking an interest in this post
stop posting dismal stuff pleasefucking actual freaks
They're too old when they have braces
>>220597912
>>220597895alt girls love calling themselves "raven" don't they
why would you tell us that you live in a flat alone
this is the earth
I'm American :(
>>220597924NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cant stop thinking of that video of the ostrich farm where one gets its head stuck in a fence, panics and just pulls back decapitating himself :/
>>220597936if i was american i would be happy every day of my life
Don’t know how to dress for summer. T shirts and trainers seem so childish
>>220597934Why does it take longer to get to the moon now than in the 1960sArmstrong and Aldrin were already there and back by now
>>220597934before they started sending women and blacks up there
>>220597931omdz macrorke
>>220597945No, no you wouldn't... trust me...
>>220597934That's the moon mate it's shaped like a cresent.
cars should be banned inside city limits
>>220597944lesson for all of us there
>>220597962this should be a rorke opinion but for some reason rorke doesn't like it
>>220597848in lebanon>>220597849it's camila, good thing roach king left myythic talent a couple weeks ago. now when he comes back from his ban he can continue fellating zionists without pushback from the its board>>220597848it's not "I like this", more offering "love">>220597904her family was bombed by pissrael
>>220597962Yeah?*runs you over with a steam roller*
>>220597951they're orbiting the moon
>>220597975sent those goyim flying
>it's camila, good thing roach king left myythic talent a couple weeks ago. now when he comes back from his ban he can continue fellating zionists without pushback from the its boardliterally who
>>220597975>her family was bombed by pissraelthat's actually hilarious if true
whens britain gonna put a man on the moon
Need an option for "VT outside /vt/".For now I've been going with "Off-topic", hope you lads do the same.
>>220597841mad how home cooking is generally considered women's work, but truly skilled cooking is dominated by men
>>220597973american influence
>>220597962leftypol trying to get people out of their cars so they can easily be robbed by his pet groids
>>220597934looks like elton john farted on it
>>220597998honestly needs the same treatment as mlp
hear from my source that they're considering changing the title to Allahmory to please the muzzos
>>220597951bloody speed cameras everywhere nowadays
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PZdolymzu6Eshe's welsh
>>220597999the autist end of cooking is dominated by men not that surprised
>>220597962brown
>>220597998>announcing
>>220598016Rorke screaming and shrieking because a couple of people on TV have more melanin than him
Called in sick again today
>>220597991asmongold
>>220597951no they didn't, they took just as long and the moon was farther away this time>>220597952well they aren't sending you are they>>220597959the moon is shaped like a bum
Well we can all agree it's the kikes now right
Faggots (bundle of sticks)
I wanna roll the numbersI wanna feel my stars align againEven if the earth breaks like burnt skinAnd the heavens just won't open up for meWould you invite me in again?Won't you pay for your arrogance?Won't you show me your weakness?I made loving you a blood sportI made loving you a blood sportI made loving you a blood sportI can't winI made loving you a blood sportI made loving you a blood sportI made loving you a blood sportI can't winSo let's playAnd somewhereSomewhere, the atoms stopped fusingI'm still your favourite regretYou're still my weapon of choosingAnd out thereStuck in a quantum patternTangled with what I never saidYou say it doesn't matterI wanna be forgivenI wanna choke up chunks of my own sinsEven if the sky cracks in mourningAnd the heavens just won't open up for meWould you invite me in again?Let me pay for my arrogance?Won't you show me your weakness?I made loving you a blood sportI made loving you a blood sportI made loving you a blood sportI can't winI made loving you a blood sportI made loving you a blood sportI made loving you a blood sportI can't win
scran, as the brits call it
https://vocaroo.com/1i7o0d8dPwIv
>>220597998nothing ever happens with that or when he uses his catchphrases/avatars all day every day
>>220598009imagine the smell of the capsule when they open it on friday night
only 5 more days until the proto-gf's birthday and i have an excuse to reopen a channel of communication with her by saying happy birthdaygood thing i'm good at remembering birthdays, foids seem to really appreciate that when you remember special dates like birthdays an anniversaries and so forth
listening to the 1985 masterpiece "songs from the big chair"
>>220598062yanks just do it better
>>220597828Tel Aviv?
>>220597975>it's camila, good thing roach king left myythic talent a couple weeks agonigga tf is u sayin
>>220598062>onions at the bottomdon't like that. don't like that at all
>>220598062Wheres that from
>>220598065why is this so fucking funny
marmitefreak, polshit. go look in the mirror. youre ugly and dysgenic. kill yourself
>>220598076Just message her right now the morrow aint promised you know
Brexit is proof the UK is a racist ethnostate
>>220598089culver's
>>220597934it's not even blue
>>220598091Do you know what Real Ultimate Surrender is?
>>220598062looks peng
>>220598065/brit/ theme tune
The Biomass Championship
>>220598077More of a The Hurting man myself
yeah that's going right in my arse
>>220598060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh6IgOxDhcE&t=93
>>220598116dont know what this isi only listen to songs from the big chair you see
metal how the metadata from the artemis photos say they were taken in the united states
>>220598042why?
>>220598086beirut>>220598087asmongold is an unc streamer you have no excuse for not being in the kno
>>220597633Romania, i think i saw that top gear episode about it being the heaviest building in the world
>>220598110Cool. Ireland have played in it before too.
absolutely shite thread so far
>>220598110imagine if they brought out a big net, wrapped up the entire stadium in a tight ball and shot them back to africa via catapult
>>220598100Ah we havent got that down here, Its a fish restaurant right?
chebs
Space is not a frontier to be explored but a hole to stick your head in.
Decked sleep token in co op when I saw him reaching for my reduced vegan turkey, kiwis and sushi in the reduced fridge
>>220597633love love LOVE how her face moves when she says yes
might put something up me bum
>>220598146now that your here yeah
What's everyone up to tomorrow?And no stupid answers please.
>>220598154burgers but they do a lot of stuff
>>220598131Well yeah it wouldn't recognise the moon as a valid geolocation would it, dickhead
>>220598121II is a beast
songs from the pig chair
>>220598132I just didnt feel like going to work, ended up cleaning out the shed and tidying the garden. Now I have a rack of ribs in the oven. got loads done without being tired from toiling away in the money mines.
>>220598162based appreciator of the small things
>>220598140why would i watch streamers
>>220598180atypical yank post
>>220598110commonwealth bros~
>>220598166Doing nothing at work for about £28 an hour
screeching pretentiously
>>220598157Asians with big tits
Stinky farts come from Emma Watson’s asshole.
>>220598102the go pros on the outside of the capsule can't pick up that kind of detail from so far away
>>220598201love thisrare though
>>220598157>>220598201indian brained posts
>>220598202not the same without the poo mate
>>220598202ok
>>220597934where they going? it was bigger before
having a poo soondesu
Got a big Willy wahey
>>220598159yeah
English women be like so ya want ta shag me minge do ya? And ‘ow do I know you won’t go and try to put it up me bum instead?
>>220598188that must be why you love your gf so much aha x
cant believe boomers actually fell for the moon landing hoax lmao
>>220598233they don't say this to me :(
Little devil on my shoulder been telling me to kill me own self all day long even though everythings ok and im doing well
>>220598234noooooooooooooooooo
>>220598224Holy BWC!
IRN BRU
>>220598233yew wanna spank up mah fackin cahnt
biting holes in lithium batteries and getting high off the fumes
>>220597947sarong and sandals innit
I have that thing where I associate sounds and smells with colours, and I just did a fart that had a dark yellow smell if you can understand what I meanvery very awful
remember kryzstof piatek
>>220598276that's the sound my dad makes when he sneezes
>>220598288sc
coughing up golf balls
>>220598016animal rights groups have demanded The Woolpack in Ememrdale be changed to The Plant WoolpackI don't get it but thats what they want
>>220597947linen shirt if youre fit and healthy tshirt isfine though just dont wear dead creps
he did it all for the nookie
>>220598029why she hanging out with some mutt?
time for a 3 hr nap then its back to the incel grindset
Dead creps is all I know
>>220598059Nearly set fire to my air fryer other day doing Mr Brains faggots. The paper lid on the foil tray got sucked up and burnt on the heating element
It's proper Games Workshop but I love this shit
the holy roman empire was holy and roman and an empire so what was voltaire going on about
>>220598157>shes fuck ugly if she needs to take such a weird angle photo
>>220598343Twat slung one of them axes up my bum when I asked if his real life persona loved a knob as much as his character at a charity meet n greet in great yarmouth
thinking about her
>>220598356rude!
love you all night night
am tinking bout me julie still
>>220598400Overrated, got way too full of herself and paid the priceAmy Johnson is better
Annihlihated those pork ribs now time for bluebell pecan pie ice cream
>>220598400She probably had a furry bush.
>>220598413she cute
>>220598400looks like her but more manly..
>>220598424sounds lush m8
>>220598360why would i hate you i don't even know you
>>220598404<3
Spurs getting relegated is too good to be true
>>220598404gn x
Smoking whee'd
>>220598488didnt asked
>>220598488would be very funny
>>220597585I'm not even sure I know what 21c feels like
>>220598526getting really sick of this rude little cunt
>>220598488
>>220598526fuck this gay ass dog
>>220598555apple skin is nice and full of goodness, i only peel mine because i'm deathly afraid of eating "bitter pit" apples, those brown mushy marks you get under the skin.theres nothing actually harmful about it but its my "ick"
LOVE white potatoes me
You’re all great people and I’m glad I post here
>>220598581hate taters
>>220598595you're not too bad yourself haha xdo you come here often? ;)
I haven’t eaten in 30 hours. I’m going CRANKY!!
Hate my life wish i was a conquistador
mental how being a GP or pharmacist is all just bullshit.they just prescribe whatever the prewritten guidelines provided by the state/health in a ticking box fashion
>>220598627my GP was using chatgpt
>>220598627My old GP was great, went to Cambridge and used to chat with me about History when I was doing my degree.My new GP is, um, one of 'them'.
>>220598636Yeah seen this exact same thing when I had a problem with my bollocks.Very much interested in medicine and genuinely am thinking of going to university and studying it as a mature student, would need to do a few A-Levels or Access course tho
>>220598627They drugged me for 15 years. No more. God has been unleashed.
>>220598620being a conquistador wasn't even that good most of them didn't get any money from fighting
>>220598669>”them” You mean Jewish?
been chatting a lot with my brother's gf's sister and I think its going really wellwould it be weird for her to be my gf? I don't think so
straight porn wank incoming
>>220598685Nah, Muslim
>>220598678>moneyLast thing i care about
>>220598707more of an evil murderer type are you
>>220598710No i just want to venture to uncharted lands with the lads maybe a bit of killing but nothing excessive or uncalled for
>>220598669Mine changes every few years but always seems to be some upper middle class soft spoken type that you wonder whether is jewish or just posh because of their weird surnames like "Cumpsty" or "Kellenboth"
polyamorous people scare me
Any thin lips with disgusting yellow teeth man in
>>220598724think it should be illegal, utter pervesion.then again apparently nudity and public dogging are legal
Bed soon team been reading the manga Fire Punch it's great I like it so far. Togata is a great representation of a trans person.And I think having regeneration powers whilst being on fire with flames that can never be extinguished is a good analogy for what life is like for trans people like me.
My cardiologist sees me annually after an episode I had, despite nothing being wrong, because we're both >140 IQ and he likes to catch up
>>220598743>And I think having regeneration powers whilst being on fire with flames that can never be extinguished is a good analogy for what life is like for trans people like me.Completely imaginary?
>>220598753scream
>>220598738no got white teeth and big lips for a white person so yeah no
>>220598488us winning the league and spuds going down would be kino but neither will happen
>>220598690would be a bit weird if you have kids and their cousins would be both maternal and paternal
>>220598743Mate what was your little song all about
gfberg's first name starts with a k and her last name starts with a "tim" so i call her ktim
>>220598780The /Brit/ team aka my team here on /Brit/
If youre ever having a shit day just remember: At least youre not an indianhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1775674461915214.webm
>>220598772interesting how that can happen without any inbreeding taking placemental
>>220598792might as well be living in india considering how many of them are around me these days
shan't be clicking that
>>220598800Well theres nearly 2 billion of the cunts to be fair
me? i call them dec and ant and i don't care that the establishment wants me to call them ant and dec. just an insight into my insane mind for you.
don't like when documentaries about hitler are like yeah he was a failed artist and a loser and he had a small penis and he was probably gay too lollike we get it
>>220598822woke won't like this
i personally ended wokeness
Thus ends another day in my miserable pitiful life another 24 hours of relentless mental anguish complete
>>220598870give over you attention seeking goblin
>>220598859
>>220598870Mate you're a ladyboy. Start showing your holes and doing Warhammer on Instagram and you'll be minted
>>220598835makes you think doesn't it?
>>220598831fucking hell
>>220598895and where are isis now?thank you linda
might go on crystal cafe and ask the ladies there what their assholes smell like
>>220598870I'm profoundly mentally ill
>>220598938report back
>>220598966very slow website so might make 6-8 business days, bear with us
might write a book
>>220599010>>220599010>>220599010come on in lads and bring your zingers with you
taking a dookie
drinking wee
early dogshit yank new
>>220598895remember when millennials went mental over this and shit like that woman wearing a chewbacca maskbizarre generation
