the time has come once again. time for the new, that is (edition)
foy
>>220599015i'm spiritually australian
take us back
the carnivore diet cured me of the woke mind virus so I no longer wear women's clothing and put dildos up my ass anymore.
>>220599020as gandhi said, "be the change you want to see in the world". and i wanted a new, and frankly i was going to have it whether you like it or not tough guy
Im spiritually brazillian
rorke going on a humanitarian tour to impoverished african villages and handing out fried chicken and watermelon to the local onga bongas
I couldn’t live in Montana, there’s too much sky. You look up and there’s nothing but sky all around you on all sides. It’s like living on a planet or something. Very uncanny.
A lot of yanks here. I think Trump might invade the uk.
https://vocaroo.com/1i7o0d8dPwIv
>>220599107you make an intriguing point
>>220599010>>220599025>>220599028>>220599043>220599059>220599075>220599107>220599138
>>220599141good post
>>220599132as i said, i am spiritually australian. you will notice my posting style as quite distinct from that of other US flags because it's generally coherent and quite witty if i do say so myself
>>220599010yeh that's definitely real
This ones woke. Only good english language books about this stuff are from the 1800s
>>220599141we’re here and we’re queer
how much do you reckon i could sell a first edition SDK-001 blue eyes white dragon in good condition for?
the foidnem
woke starmtroopers out harassing rorke againhttps://youtube.com/shorts/p0oBhkgT_K0
SCREECHINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5-6F42y3Hk
Just went 340 turns in a game of Civ 6, just launched the first space probe while conquering Asia with ease after already conquering Europe and America, then suddenly about 4 barbarian tanks appear outside practically every one of my cities. Impossible to fend off, bankrupted me, it's 1921 why are there barbarians with tanks anyway?Immediate uninstall.
>>220599242they're meant to simulate poles
Women have it insanely easy
shitting my ass out my ass
>>220599261no they don't they actually have it much harder than men actually in all actuality
rorke summong blue eyes white dragonleftypol attempting to summon exodia the forbidden one but he keeps fumbling and dropping the cards
>>220599274can't imagine saying this to a woman everdo the honourable thing and ghost her
>>220599308screaming
>>220599274>deadass
Just seen 2 of the same unremarkable images i saw on xitter 5 hours ago posted right on the brit thread
penisberg crying out for a battering
um
fodie where are youfodie come back
>>220599400sex
do y'all fw the new ink
>>220599436tasteful
I like Fallout 3 more than New Vegas>b-b-but muh superior roleplaying
>>220599468replayed them recently and they're both shit honestly
i'm warm and in bed
>>220599492this is also true. I also feel the same with skyrim. Man, that engine really holds everything back but at least Skyrim is 64bit and all that.
>>220599420mouldie gone
>>220599517didn't notice the bits when I playedhow do you know how many bits it has?
rome
>>220599564it's a lot smaller than i expected
i'm going to become a rapstar
wow I'm not an alienI'm not a legal or illegal alienI'm an Englishman in Scunthorpe
>>220599537skyrim special edition's executable is 64bits. you can probably tell with windows task manager or something. kind of ironic that the developer known for making buggy crap and being lazy ported an incredibly popular title to x86_64 early on.
>>220599586bet you thought this post was dead clever
>>220599605tune
Spotify data says my most popular liked song is iris by goo goo dolls
every woman who has ever had sex should be shot into the sun
>>220599274just got the ick from this post
well i asked crystal cafe what their assholes smell like (in a roundabout way), now we play the waiting game
>>220599647Howl
>>220599647the screaming ricky in the background is really funny
>>220599647Born 25 June 1961 (age 64 years),
I reckon he made it heself
remember tracy beaker
>Moonbase>Man on Mars>Digging up the ocean of Europa>Man on Titan>Digging up the ocean of Enceladus>Man on Pluto>Interstellar probe to Proxima Centaurihow much you reckon we'll live to see lads
>>220599688i already went to mars i just didn't tell anyone
The Whoopee Cushion is NOT named after Whoopie Goldberg and her infamous flatulence problems on The View.
>>220599688don't think we'll see man on mars let alone past that
>>220599681Funny how they made a modern spin-off where she has a white daughter while some black fella is her 'dad who stepped up'
>>220599647any else find him endearingly cringe?
>>220599702that show's hilariousshe can barely read and her whole job is reading the teleprompter half the time the other females have to correct her absolute disaster I liked her on Star Trek THOUGHAnd Whose Linehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmnlC48OtWc
>>220599647Kind of mental that his age range for being super famous was between like 45 and 60.
looking at pictures of beautiful women
>>220599728woke won't like that
can someone tell an offensive joke and then someone else get offended by it so I can post the ricky image
>>220599741How many women does it take to change a light-bulb? Loads, because they're bleedin' usless in't they!
don't get it
>>220599751sc
Tights don’t do a very good job of filtering fart stink, as any schoolgirl will tell you.
>>220599752grow up you misogynistic creep
>>220599769
>>220599780>>220599785>>220599786s
might just start posting rickys in response to posts I don't like haha
pissed listening to trump ai nasheeds
>>220599802good gimmick idea
hes holding the microphone stand like its a cross we just dont get symbolism like that these days
Didn't know Barry Gibb was still alive
just cooked a delicious feast
>>220599830feast away you fat slob
>>220599850*rapes you at the speed of light*
>>220599850someone ricky this man
>>220599825What you doing in your bed on your back aaaahWhat you doing in your bed on your back aaaaahYou should be dancing rorkeDancing RORKE!
>>220599872if your mam were chinese shed ricky me
>>220599850
Badum daah now you do what they told yah. Now you’re under control
But in the end, right, it's all about the animals, yeah
>>220599728
>>220599925rorke's da
>>220599931was listening to fame by david bowie while watching this and her(?) dance went with the tune kek
>>220599931corrr
Scared Potter?
hmm, I wonder which schizo persona spaki will mostly adopt today
>>220599988dunno but you'll be there to impotently sperg out about it all day
>>220600065hi spaki
>>220600084he mind raped you.
>>220600092
I wish I could sniff her braps.
>>220599010As predicted, both the interested parts and the low IQ schizos are turning the Epstein Files into a nothingburger meme by turning it into a yellow press engagement bait slop for imbeciles, full of inaccuracies, speculation and leaps of faith.The ultimate purpose or consequences of these headlines in the minds of the masses is: "this is all bullshit".Meanwhile, it was one of the most clear cut cases of a blackmail ring in favour of Israeli intelligence ever, and should be treated with the rigor it deserves.
>>220600132and what of her poos mate
Why is there no furry art depictions of Keir Starmer on Furaffinity?
>>220600139yeah?
>>220600139look at nosferatu here with his predictions
almost christmas
>>220600132
>>220600187no it's not shut up
rorke's fat pussy lol
Rorke and Jason sitting in a tree....
>>220600209is that you in the picturree
>>220600239yeah
rorke's PACKAGE just CAME in the male
ok i will go to bed now !!
>>220600258your hair is immodest
>>220600269scream he is bent isn't he
andrew tate is just an sbolute bloody tosspot isn't he
>>220600350is he really
rorke humourleftypol humouroffensive humourzesty humourjust some of the many humours employed here
too bloody rightfuck trump btw
Clean shaven. Always.
https://youtube.com/shorts/ONTX_IOAYIE?si=gAGDZ1FIsu6xM68BBlack mousey
>>220600382of coursemassive spunkpuffin
only thing getting murdered in london tonight is this munchie box am i right
>>220600427munchie box being a prostitute's vagina orrr?
>>220600448look at my flag its food im tlaking about eating large quantities of f ood
>>220600463carry on then sorry to disturb
F*ck You and the horse you rode in on. Youre pathetic attempt at banning me will mean f*ck all in a couple of weeks, BTW. Oh, and just in case you've forgotten, you still live with your parents. Boo hoo wittle bb
>>220600517nigga lost his damn mind
i have covidanyone remember covid?
>>220600531no what's that
>>220600538he was a roman poet you fucking rube
>>220600543rube
what did scott mills do
>>220600517
what is a pixel
>>220600589raped him
The people who take pictures for google maps are heroes
>>220600567This is Rorke’s ideal yet he hates her
Brother used to be a fan of Daft Punk and I used to call them Daft Cunt and piss myself laughing
https://youtu.be/qgNUcPLKKVM?si=k86s0JTIJVwndOPq
>>220600567evil bitch
>>220600628This is Rorke's ideal
watching telly
>>220600685whatcha watching
>>220599193I actually sat through this whole thingthe tranny is lowkey zased
I hate Peperami
>>220600655i like this imagei think i'll save it to my pc
>>220600713It's all yours my friend :)
>>220600691teleshopping
>>220600655why did i think sade was dark
posting on my new MacBook Neo I bought in the blush color x
>>220600731Noticed that mixed race people are really affected by lighting
>>220600743sounds litty
>>220600744yea
>>220600744She fine asf
hmmm black women
>>220600769rorke's internal monologue
the tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CGVgAYJyjk
>>220600800still can't believe this is realmust have taken ages to train the cat to do that
>>220600820wait....IT'S REAL!?!?!?
>>220600811omg i forgot about mikachoon
A cuddle with Jacqueline and a chunehttps://youtu.be/0jpBuFEIVZI?si=QuKo9zxJliUqtkLa
>>220600835tis a good un
Whenever I see a name and can't tell what country it's from it's always Albania or KosovoLeardBledionRilindWhat the fuck kind of names are those
turkey's record at the world cup is bizarre
Kind of mental how Russia has a region shaped like a big spunking cock and balls right in the middle of the country
>>220600811
>>220600929
the funny man only allowed to speak in reddit platitudes
SHOUT SHOUTLET IT ALL OUTTHESE ARE THE THINGS I COULD DO WITHOUTC'MONI'M TALKING TO YOU C'MON
the glowies who spy on me hear me singing to myself and seethe with envy at my beautiful chudcel voice
the woman only allowed to recite tiktok factoids
dooing soome bedtime reading
the yank only allowed to lash out
I bet Emma Watson does really gross farts.
>>220601007
>>220600914we havent made it past the round of 16 in over 100 years
1984
>>220601061That entire website needs to be nuked.
.
>>220601061scream
>>220601061what are some banned books
>>220601088the fakes ones were better
>>220601061Let me guess, they actually posted a banned book and not a fake banned book like The Color Purple?
>>220601088You can't post those, sorry. Get banned, sorry not sorry.
>>220601007don't want to know what that 'philia means or how that other tag earned the prefix "extremely"
>>220601108Somnophilia is doing stuff to someone while they’re asleep.
>>220601108please study your latin prefixes
i feel fantastic
>black Snape slips draught of Living Death into Harry's pumpkin juice so he can bum him while he's asleep
why is snape black thoughsurely that guy wasn't the best actor they could find
>>220601007>kudos: 765>bookmarks: 95
>>220601154name an actor who could out-Snape Alan Rickmanmight as well not even try
Are you lads voting Reform? Like the looks of Mohammed Sharia
>>220601154>>220601159I'd have chose Pete Postlethwaite's son
bent as a twig
>>220601092cant say
i'm as straight as a ruler that's been bent
>>220601178straight as a bendy ruler they say
I'm as gay as a summer's day
i'm as straight as my egg-shaped penis
>>220601185correcto
when it comes to spackers im one of them
Just took one of the iconic 6 pm - 9 pm naps where you wake up a little sweaty needing ice water and you somehow go from fully hydrated to pissing orange and it feels like a month has passed and your head hurts slightly but in a good way and your sleep schedule gets fucked for a decade. Time to get a nice kino on
>>220601203ktim
ate and drank too muchmy tummy is in tatterswish i had a gf to rub it better
>>220601222if I was there I could fix things...
going to have a good day today and no one can stop me
let's put our brains together
>>220601234good post
>>220601231need a belly rub not someone trying to rub his smeggy cock and balls on me
my middle name is earl
>>220601265got two me, one is carl
and yo daddy boy
I'M THE SCAT MAN
right well that's me livin' la vida loca
rorke serenading tha pussy
>>220601303he lyrical wid it
Fell asleep on the sofa at about 7pm and woke up at 3am. Got in bed and put on youtube slop. But now i'm wide awake.
>>220601318>In the meantime our great Military is Loading Up and Resting, looking forward, actually, to its next Conquest.why the fuck is he typing like thatis his brain actually fried
i havent been fucked like that since grade school
>>220601318thanks for the update donny now it all makes sense to me
I've got TDS at this point, can't stand the orange fuck
>>220601318what's the next step of his master plan?
don't like it when upper class indians have that international school accent and don't actually sound indian
>>220601333good film, might rewatch Fight Club.
>>220601354whats fight club?
>>220601311he smoov wid it
not much attracted to women me
>>220601381are you... y'knowone of them
>>220601360First rule. We don't talk about Fight Club.
>>220601386they named the bendy straw after me
Might write the great american novel
>>220601381we don't like poofters here
white boys can't hump
>>220601399no need
kelly rowland sex arse
>>220601399alri Moby Dick
>>220601405thats not good i desperately need to be liked
>>220601415moby dick was the manyou're thinking of moby dick's monster
americans dont know what duvets are
>>220601425kek
>>220601433ill have you know i clean my ass with one daily
listening to music from the 1890s and it's not very good
Remember how sad I got when the fingerless gloves weren't an available option in GTA4
>>220601440it gets good in the 20shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIaj7FNHnjQ
just woke up from my bizarro pisshead dreams i was running around with a gun with no bullets in my pocket
when i was a kid i thought gumball machines were so cool
>>220601448https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnRkS5eSu6w
Oh lawd dem rangz
shart of the deal
>>220601460reckon they could make this today?
>>220601460Zoomers are so fucking braindead, all the comments acting like this video is the most sinister thing they've ever seen. Grow up.
>>220601458When i was a kid i thought skyrim and fallout and club penguin and puzzle pirates and call of duty were cool but it turns out my brain hadn't developed fully and everything is actually shit and boring and gay!
why are you up so early
>>220601483the woke literally think blackface is one of the most evil things you can do
>>220601489club penguin was actually sick though
Catching a vibe that's never been caught before
>>220601498been up all night cos the grind never stops
>>220601502that was the JOKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OHv4_HHNPAwhoa mama!
>>220601484>so rattled by youtube comments that he replies to them on a completely seperate website kek go on get them told
>>220601528just let me have a whinge
have a puddle of cum on my bellycant be arsed to get up and wipe it off
>>220601543*laps it up*mmm yummy!
>>220601550um x
Haven't heard the name Elvis Costello in years
https://youtu.be/cwpYGG6wx7U?si=TGiLILzvc0Eq-4z-
all my niggas nazis
lowkey i'm hispanic on a mental level
working at a bakery and filling the pastries with cream
>>220601571what exactly does that mean
my name is Ethel Cainine
>>220601584to be honest i'm not sure*does a little dance*
>>220601592*pachanga music plays*
virgin cain is my name and i served on the incel traintil stonemans cavalry came and blacked me up the arse again
>>220600769based
i'm a woman of many talents
>>220601498>>220601327
Heavily tax alcoholBan drugsBan smokingImplement a national anti-obesity programImplement a nationalist dictatorshipDeport all post-1945 immigrants(Re)nationalise all railways, energy companies, water companies, shipping, airlines, banks, arms manufacturers and telecommunications, Royal MailFree gyms, leisure centres and swimming pools for allExpand the military to 1990 levels at minimumLeave NATOSeal the bordersLaunch an aggressive industrialisation program directed by the stateOutlaw landlordsRaise corporation tax and taxes on the wealthy who employ darkiesAbolish VATDeath penalty for serious crimes including corruptionWork towards stabilising the population at 40 million long termForced labour for criminalsSterilise the disabled and gypsiesTotal Shitbull DeathPlanetary liquidation of nonsBan vapingBuilding that massive bridge from Scotland to Northern IrelandFederalising with Canada, Australia and New Zealand into an Empire
>>220601637>Deport all post-1945 immigrantsMake that 1745.
