Thoughts on scientologists in ur cunt?
>>220600913Banned in my cunt, as of 2015. They're obvious nutjobs tho.
>>220600913Only know that Brad Pitt is one of themGive me a quick rundown
Lame and stole about $500k from my family. Yes I have been deep into CSI compounds. It is seriously uninteresting and it gets very, very, very lame at the UFOlogy parts where you are expected to communicate with aliens. This kept going until my dad met my stepmom (not insane) and made him stop. The money was permanently gone by that point unfortunately.And yes CSI does treat you differently if you look like you got money. They hang out at Stanford and Berkeley not Menlo College and CSM for a reason. They'd hang out at SCU but the archdiocese banned them in writing. You are treated differently if you are a young, impressionable twentysomething tech nepo baby in a tesla vs driving up in a work van in a work uniform.
>>220600947It's a cult started by a scifi author that now has a huge amount of influence in Hollywood. Guys like Tom Cruise and Will Smith are part of it. They're known for genuinely gangstalking people who piss them off. Most recently, during Hyde from That 70s Show's trial, a judge caught them trying to intimidate a prosecutor.
>>220600913They seem bankrupt in my country, they had a big building in Downtown Toronto since the 1970s but it's been derelict for ages now. Completely empty and boarded up.
>>220600956CSI offices/compounds are just converted office buildings. More money more access. But it is mostly empty rooms and even as a young child I thought it was strange and tipped me off that something was not right. CSI complexes are just the Backrooms with empty hallways that go to empty rooms. Sometimes the rooms have things in them like beds or ESD equipment, sometimes an EKG machine or two but actually running an EKG is like above their competency level. They have lie detectors and do that as part of audits but again, nobody there really knows how to do it. They always use contractors for it and they often don't pay them, just like trump, so nobody wants to work with them. This is probably the #1 problem facing their business and it is why it is in decline. Most of the business is real estate now anyway, but not good real estate. It's very private like judaism but without any of the rabbinical history, archives or prestige that jews always pride themselves on. And then, of course, the aliens show up and normal people get really annoyed when they discover that it really is all about aliens.A typical session with them costs $4k for two hours. Dad would go 3-4 times a week after work and a "reconditioning" every saturday for $8k. This went on for years until he tried talking about his mental problems and his auditor told him to shut up. CSI has a big problem with greed, even though my dad works is a tech executive at a fortune 500 company they wouldn't really give him the treatment an actual rich person has, to CSI "rich" is over $50 million now. Dad ended up hanging out with mom more and going to a real church, CSI was pissed and tried to audit our house, and then got banned in writing. They then tried to audit me at school and got banned in writing from most catholic schools in the bay area. Obviously CSI didn't, since the auditors took the legal hit themselves personally, and spread lies about me on facebook telling my friends I was gay. It didn't work.
>>220601047oh, and all these money figures are in 1991 numbers not adjusted for inflation
>>220600956>>220601047>>220601056Is the organization really in terminal decline? It seems they have a lot less power than the did back in the heyday of the 90s-2000s
>>220601047Do they still bother you guys? I've read they often continue harrassing people for years on end.
>>220601077Yes largely because UFOlogy and similar new age stuff just isn't cool anymore. Scientology made more sense to people that didn't grow up with cable TV or the Internet. The basic thing Scientology does for audits, measuring your heart rate, is now done by smartwatches. Everything CSI does is sold by Apple and in many respects Apple does what CSI does but much, much, much, much more competently. Apple can still secure sponsorships, CSI probably peaked in about 1988 with the F1, FV, FF, and Indycar Sponsorships. CSI got direct access to young rich men in tech with too much money, and who were already spending it poorly (race cars). To borrow my grandfather's analogy, the Indycar sponsorship bought CSI breakfast, lunch, dinner and desert. My father was one of those people. Met them at a track event and kept showing up for audits. Basically an audit is just an ASMR where they tell you you're shit until you pay them to do a mild (emphasis mild) electroshock, colorlight or laser massage. All of this is now on Youtube and you can just do it yourself now. Most deaths at their facilities were probably accidental or the "patient" had underlying drug problems, which is very common because in Scientology drug use is ok and sometimes necessary to talk to the aliens.https://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/a29070/when-scientology-sponsored-race-cars/https://archive.is/fDc5wBy 1995 it was pretty clearly over. Computers were a lot bigger, and the Internet had become a thing. CDs happened and digital multi media made a lot of this alien stuff less taboo. X-Files debuted in 1993. Digital Video was borne. And really just the idea of I Am Talking To Off World Groups doesn't appeal to people who did not come of age in the 1960s as boomers were. Hubbard was in the right place at the right time, CSI is very much a 60s Idea and doesn't work well outside that context.
CSI had hoped for a revival around the Millenium but it didn't work out. It wasn't that people were smarter, it's that they had other things to jack off with that did it better. Then 9/11 happened, and the big catholic church scandals, so everyone became suspicious of religion in the first place. Then the Epstein arrest, since he's obviously tied into all of this. In many ways CSI got big through Hollywood, and as Hollywood has stagnated so has CSI. This charts directly with their real estate holdings most of which are in Southern California. Hence the desperate turn to tech money, but tech bros were already worshiping Apple and Steve Jobs by the time he returned in 1997. The sort of person who would blow $5,000 in 1995 money on a Nextstep workstation is the sort of person CSI needed. These people still exist and they drive Teslas, which is another area where Scientology failed to woo Musk. If CSI had bothered to fund a Tesla Formula E car they would have done it all over again. and more recently: President Trump, Truth Social, Newsmax, OAN and similar garbage do what CSI does but much better. And even that is failing now too with $6 gas.>>220601127bitches don't stop coming. I had been out of it for over a decade when they started messaging my friends. This strategy might work with movie actors and tech marketers, but it doesn't work with normal people who have real jobs.
i still have no idea what scientology is
>>220601261it's just alienssmoke a bunch of weed and talk to the clockwork elves for 20 minutes then come out of itthat's scientologyThe "audits" are basically this but without the drugs, so it's super lame. See the R&T article, basically what happened there is how it goes for most CSI inductees. It's also when people decide it's kinda weird to be paying someone to tell you you're shit, and that aliens will take it away. You need to be doing drugs consistently to really be vulnerable enough for Scientology's methods, not the writing, to make any sort of sense. It's pretending to be healthcare, but not in a way that would interrupt someone from doing huge lines of coke between jabs.The sort of person who does Scientology is the sort of person who flies to Jamacia twice a year to watch black men fuck his wife, and then do more coke. This sort of behavior is not allowed in most religions, except Hinduism where Hubbard got the idea for Scientology from in the first place. Scientology is increasingly a jeet religion for this reason.
>>220601335You saying lots of recent recruits are jeets? Honestly, I can see it working. Just rename it to Microsoft and you'll have millions of indians applying that day.
>>220601191Huh. Never knew they sponsored race cars.Very interesting story, fren.
This is what Scientology actually is. This is what a Scientology Audit ultimately is, but with more electro-stimulation and presentation of electronic devices. Emphasis on "present" because most Scientology staff don't know how to use the equipment they have, and the custom electronic charka (basically) diagnosis and realignment tools patented by hubbard himself is basically just an EKG.part 1:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDfEIm3Sp9Mpart 2: exam begins at 4 min (she's cute)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSCcsM1Y5xgpart 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8e1esTSz54Scientology is just white people hinduism. Scientology is hinduism with UFOs. Because hinduism already has UFOs, all of CSI's growth has been in india and with indian tech workers. I was driving by their riverside compound recently and yeah all indians. Their main office in Miami is, guess what, all jeets. https://www.vice.com/en/article/scenes-from-an-indian-scientology-graduation/https://archive.is/wip/EdvfG
>>220600956Can they hook you up with a job in tech in SV if you join
>>220601485no unless you're indian or jewishor both, these horrible creatures do exist and I've seen them
>>220601485>>220601500and by "jewish" I mean, much of the CSI is in the Epstein Files because Epstein was a guy they targeted. Never worked because Epstein ran his own program, but just look at all the Russians, Jews and Russian Jews in the Epstein files. CSI operates in the same way often with the same people. Hubbard wanted to do what Epstein did but was not nearly as competent, nor did Hubbard have the resources to do it in the 70s and 80s whereas Epstein had the Internet and jet planes.
Fun indian test: all indians can audit your charkas at any time, in any place. Just walk up to them and ask. Great way to get a dirty look or have a girl touch you, since I know some of you have gone a very long time without female companionship.I did this with my indian doctor and got an extremely dirty look because I know she's a roman catholic. I did this with my pakistani friend and got bitch slapped. fun!!!!
>>220601520The difference between Hubbard and Epstein was that Hubbard was a scifi author turned self help guru, while Epstein was a finance consultant who had a child rape island as a hobby and blackmail scheme.
>>220601500So they don’t want whiteys anymore? Why did they let Tom Cruise and other white actors join then
>>220601541do I detect jealousy?
>>220601500>or both, these horrible creatures do exist and I've seen themmadre de dios...
>>220601570No? In fact, there's irony that Hubbard stopped writing scifi when he could have easily continued that as a hobby, while Epstein had a healthy work-life balance.Hubbard was all greed. Hack writer. No love of the game.
>>220601541Not much of a difference. Hubbard wanted to do blackmail but couldn't actually pull it off. Cameras were expensive then. There was no digital video until the 90s. All blackmail required a polaroid or a huge, custom CCTV setup with fat cables everywhere. It was certainly doable, but Hubbard didn't know how to do technology well in the first place and the blackmail was secondary to getting true believers. It's funny Epstein didn't claim to have started his own religion as Jim Jones (another contemporary, competing character in the same area) did.side note, and unrelated to the thread: the audio of jackie speier taking a 7.62 to the ass is still on youtube get it before its gone
>>220601552CSI wants anything with money and indians give it to them without much effort.
>>220601585Why do you call it a child rape Island when all the "victims" were 14+?If a 15 yo nigga capped a white kid at the mall, the judge would try that kid as an adult and hang that nigga.
>>220601594You forget the era of disposable cameras, which were first invented in the 1950's. Spy cameras were not impossible to buy either. It wasn't as black or white as you make it out to be.
>>220601615You're conflating "able to understand right from wrong under the law" and "ability to consent to sex and legal documents".
>>220601454>One by one, students came up to the stage to receive certificates and a rose, all to raucous applause. I watched as 19-year-old Manav Gupta received his “Learning How to Learn” certificate. He told me he’s studying Computer Applications at Indraprastha University, and has recently gotten over a gaming addiction, though he’s still holding on to his Rs. 2 lakh rig.This was eight years ago. Where's this guy now?
>>220600943islam is legal though?
>>220601716On 4chan and xitter.
>>220601773Islam is an Abrahamic faith, not a money stealing cult. It's legal in Finland too.
