diversity edition
So here we are. The new.
BTFO
CLEAN IT UP JANNOID
janny’s a yank confirmed
thats us done
LMAO JANKEK SEETHINGjanny a yank confirmed
i've been done by... jannard?
>>220605069grow up
janjan onamadone
>>220604990>it's literally insane how aussies are us but happier because they get sunlightTheir rate of antidepressant use is higher than ours, pic related
>>220605072*collapses your brain case with a ball-pein hammer*
They're forcing Timmy to mingleGonna bag himself an 80 year old scorcher with a massive inheritance burning a hole in her handbag
scr
>>220605088all 10 views are /brit/oids
Watch ye therefore: for ye know not when the master of the house cometh
Are dating apps okay if you don’t go in with unrealistic expectations?
aussies are you ok, are you ok, are you ok aussies?
>>220605108based
>>220605105When an American enters a Canadian shop
>>220605108please tell me you reported it kek would be a right chortle
>>220605088just watches golf all day every day barely conscious
>>220605086They drink VBs all day and explore the great outdoors while you're stuck at work with pakis and blacks. Life is the real antidepressant.
>>220605105>invasion of normandy colorised
>>220605128>They drink VBs all day and explore the great outdoorsNo they don't90% of them live in woggified cities just like the UK
>>220605128I actually eat brie and drink Shiraz all day
>>220605128Most Australians are miserable freaks that live in plastic grim little towns inland, a lot of drugs and gangs and plenty of lebbos and pakis and indians
get the biomass raped
>colorised
teenage biomass girls
>>220605088Timmy and his incel lair
>>220605159shut up you stupid cunt
>>220605128>They drink VBs all day and explore the great outdoorsWe have beer and great landscapes in the UK too.>pakis and blacksI don't care what a person's ethnicity is. I'd rather spend time with a decent person who has Pakistani or black ancestry, than with a cunt of a person who is white.
I bet Emma Watson does horrendous smelling farts.
Brad Lee Walsh
most australians live in my arse
>>220605201> I'd rather spend time with a decent person who has Pakistani or black ancestry, than with a cunt of a person who is whiteDon't you think there is a correlation between ethinicty and antisocial behavior?
>>220605199I want to know how you define "the coast" because it seems to include the interior of New South Wales and Queensland
>>220605159This post is so ignorant I assumed one of my fellow Americans had made it. You make Brits look bad.
Come on, ladsLet's be based, just for one day
>>220605234People are very ignorant of what Australia actually is because they have good PR. It is delusional
>>220605243Waiter! There’s a poo seal in my margarita!
>>220605254>nooo people only like the first world tropical paradise because… because of PR ok!!!!
>>220605256Seal on the Beach :D
>>220605276You have the highest cost of living in the entire western world and your average house price is over $1 million AUD, and those are for plywood drywall shitboxes
>>220605254Yeah yeah australians are actually miserable sure, the grass is never greener on the other side.
The Hangover part 3
Annihilate as the biomass in reactors to power the nation
>>220605290different Anon, but I'll give you that. drywall/gypsum/plaster/whateverthefuckit'sactually called interior walls are FOOKIN AIDS.
>>220605217I don't know which ethnicities have higher rates of antisocial behaviour. If there are different rates for different ethnicities, then there are quite a lot of possible explanations for those differences.Regardless though, each individual is different. I've known decent people from black and Asian backgrounds. Therefore I don't think people should be judged by their ethnicities.
I like walking round the garden barefooted
>>220605329I wish I could be so naive. Alas, I can't help but see patterns...
ARBEITMACHTFREI
>>220605335For me it’s walking around the front yard bollock naked.
desperate to fit in yank
Rorke (me) walking out of the bathroom and telling his missus (imaginary) to give it a few minutes before going in there
>>220605329>I don't know which ethnicities have higher rates of antisocial behaviour.Yes you do>If there are different rates for different ethnicities I've known decent people from black and Asian backgrounds.You know there are>I've known decent people from black and Asian backgrounds.Anecdotal
>>220605290notice how you’re not denying we’re a first world tropical paradise you cunts have the exact same problems but in a tiny overpopulated arctic shithole. i know where i’d rather be (come home white man)
australia is boring mad how many brits fly to the other side of the world just for muh beaches when you have all of europe right there
>>220605397You say this yet you say you're full.
Someone post the webm of that fat old British guy walking around naked with a massive swollen ballbag.
just imagined a yank saying “bollock” out loud and instinctively swung at my screen
>>220605411fuck up
Got DOMS in my upper bodyI like how it feels if it’s mild
>>220605397Really weird how aussies keep pretending that all 28 million of you live on Bondi Beach/Gold Coast, a tiny sliver of top real estate virtually nobody can afford to live anywhere near these days. Its the equivalent of me saying everybody in Britain lives in Mayfair in London. You live in some smoggy little backwater in poomong in walla walla with arabs and somalis
ebonicsaussies are not happy this morning
Aussies all wear speedos to the beach.
Really fancy some yoghurt tbqhwyl
>>220605367Maybe you should actually interact with people from different ethnic backgrounds and you'll see they're not all the same.>>220605393>Yes you doNo I don't>You know there areI don't know what the stats are because I have no reason to go and seek out such data>AnecdotalIt's true whether you like it or not. If someone says "all swans are white", and another person says "actually I've seen black swans in Australia", and the first person says "well that's just anecdotal", it doesn't disprove the fact that black swans exist.
thinking about it logically australia is probably the least shit real country there is
>>220605458i live in a nice white suburb that’s 30 minutes from the beachnice fanfic though x
what is the proper British verison. is it colorised or colorized? it's been so long i forgot which one
even cunting HDD's are going up in price like are you fucking real
30 minutes from the beachby car
>>220605204all vegans do
got tailgated hard on the way home even though i was speeding, tailgaters should be flayed alive
Would love to live in Southern France
>>220605209poor man's Brian Conley
Leftypol pretending he was born without pattern recognition
>>220605541I intentionally slow down to make tailgaters seethe.
>>220605516thought i’d be stuck with my ancient decade old shitbox pc after watching prices for everything skyrocket but one of my mates sold me most of his “old” (like 4yo) rig secondhand for cheap, feels like i got the last chopper out of saigon ngl
spaki spending another 16 hours trying to convince people he's retarded.
>>220605567last week i had someone sitting right up my ass, finally overtook me and got in front of me and then slowed down to below the speed limit, reckon there's a special place in hell for people like that
>>220605516bought a 2tb one at the start of the year for 59 and now it's close to 70
>>220605516>>220605583How much do GPUs go for out there?
Clapping my da's arse
>>220605602literally don’t even know i don’t want to make myself miserable by looking it up
eating some chips, or crisps as they call them in the uk, or cold chips as they call them in australia
I buy retired SAS drives, recently got two 14TBs for 45 each off eBay
t-shirt weather this
don’t want to consume product anymore
>>220605516the jews keep wringing us like a damp towel, and brother there ain't much moisture left in that towel
sucking on a gregg
wish i lived in the northwest Mediterranean
love getting the chinky eye captcha
>>220605608been there done that
>>220605658
>>220605670Why don't you grow up and get a pass like an adult
saw mario film last night
saw a girl earlier and my immediate thoughts were "corr bet it would feel nice to put my willy in her vagina"
woke up and immediately got obsessive thoughts about having appendicitis
>>220605684did the italian man say bing bing wahoo?
you'd never catch me giving money to this shithole
>>220605685sick. downright depraved. need locking up
>>220605695yeah but you'll be caught spending time pressing little squares and triangles to post "poo" for hours on end wont you
>>220605602a 5090 would be about 3500 quid
>>220605695you've just given your life instead
>>220605685will be saying this a lot during the warmer months
>>220605685ol imagine sucking her tits too haha
>>220605693no he didnt say anything in italain he was voiced by chris prat
>>220605711not at all
>>220605716And no GTA 6. hmmm interesting, I think i'll get the £250 console instead
https://vocaroo.com/1juKOfNmy1Az
don’t think i’ve really lied in my time on 4chanthen you see people on social media lie just about about anything with their entire public profile
>>220605681>paying for a free sitemost raped goycattle on earth award
Got a piece of work that requires me to actually send some emails and talk to people and so on and so forth. Think I just won't bother.
>>220605733gta was always a console centric game so I'm not sure this is the burn you think it is
aha there he is again!!!
>>220605745and what have you paid in other ways by wasting your entire life here?
i am in financial trouble
>>220605764looking at you with his slit eyes haha
>>220605777u n me bof x
To be fair if you are a massive virgin and don’t have a life a 4chan pass is worth it. The lad advertising them here says Captcha users are sat doing them (for hours) which shows you the kind of volume of posts he must make (each captcha takes me like 10 secs to make and I maybe make 10 or so posts a day so…)
>>220605765christ mate is everything ok at home
>>220605745>>220605764the absolute state of non-passmongs. Can't afford £20 a year can you?
>>220605791if he can see in the first place
Telling people they've wasted their entire lives here while having come to the conclusion that you use 4chan enough to warrant buying a pass is a bit odd. Also I don't particularly like GTA, especially GTA Online. It's online and a lot of jobs require multiple people, yet only the person hosting the jobs gets to progress the storylines, plus people that aren't the host only get a percentage of the monetary reward for completing hour long missions. Retarded system
>>220605801Just embarrassing cope mate. I could say the exact same in reverse, that you screaming your tits off about tedious puzzle games demonstrates how often you post here
never cared about GTAjust played Minecraft and that's it for me
>>220605809well that touched a nerve didnt it lol
>>220605821The fox and the grapes
>>220605827Yeah?
>Stephen Fry has insisted his husband Elliot 'holds all the power' in their relationship as he was quizzed on their age gap marriage. so Fry's the bummee and his husband is the bummer
I've mastered the art of the deal ... And as the master I want to pass my knowledge along to somebody else. I'm looking for... The Apprentice
Me? Don’t pay for a pass nor do I do captchas :^)
>>220605842Yeah?
>I didn't want GTA 6 anyway, I got my £4000 PC to play Minecraftdeary me why lie like this
anime!
>>220605863my PC cost £600 actually mate and it's lasted years
>>220605857He mastered the art of inheriting a glass making factory from his jew family
>>220605810you’re just jealous of my chinese friend
>>220605857
Join me, Sir Alan Sugar tonight at 9 on BBC One to find out which of the contenders I'll be saying 'You're Sacked!' to.
personally behind 7 proxies me
Lord Sugar supports Israel
>>220605838no one mentioned wasting their entire life on 4chan until you did (the bloke who PAYS to post here)
>>220605923But you do waste your time on here, and some handsome chad yesterday called you out for it and you had a melty remember
might do it
Heathermong loves GTA because it lets him run around acting like the black men he idolises so much
/brit/ is a heathergod general
>>220605964noooo dont ur so beautiful aha xx
Every white person loves Israel, Trump and capitalism If you disagree you will be called brown, simple as
>>220605954Kek that was me, I called him out for spamming unfunny shit and getting no repliesGlad you liked that
>aha there he is again!!!
>>220605923you didnt perform very well at a school did you pal. you think you're better than someone who posts here every day paying a pittance to enhance that experience. you also waste your life here but are resistant to making that wasted life slightly easier because you're an idiot.
just got my GPU in for £800the CPU cost £2000, its multi-core and multi-threaded you seetime to play minecraft it lush
who asked?
>>220605954>>220605986what in the fuck are you people even on about
>>220605985does the swede thread have as many schizos as us
get the rotting corpses raped
Hi I'm Alan Sugar, and I'm one of the worlds richest men, my net worth is a whole £1 billion *
>>220606014i accept your concession. stay in your lane, dickhead.
>>220605981thanks handsome
need to get up but too cold and tired but dad will get mad if im still sleeping at midday
got the korean boob asmr on
>>220606017Nah, more gay 2d-spammers and /pol/tards though
>>220606014*glares at you while pounding my fist into my palm*
on the damn nofap
mad how niggardly I am
>>220606029i wasn’t even posting here yesterday lad i think you’re confusing me for another dickhead
Jeb smells like cat food signalling it's time for a bath
>stay in your lanejust got the ick
>>220606017not schizo per se, just mong-spammers who intends to shit up the thread
>>220606068*points into the distance* oh GOD WHAT IS THAT *instantly zips away as you turn your head leaving a cartoon smoke outline of myself*
got a really sore back from doing nothing but bending down too quick I'm truly entering my unc era
The perils of being a degenerate gambler.
*looks at you with rapey eyes*
drive uncle drive
Just scranned a dominos pizza it lush
The Irishmen have awoken
Rorke skipping into the living room to ask his mum if they can get a dominos tonight
i suffer
>>220606220good
raping a mars bar
Haven’t eaten in two days
>>220606230devour faeces
heatherCHAD
pissgods ww@?
>>220606178Thank you for supporting the great replacement, sir
>>220606265I'm in toilet town
‘member when stinky pete hitchens was debating that fit thinktank graduate girl about ukraine years ago and by the end she looked like she wanted to stab him lol
>>220606265just did a smelly green one
>>220606238chin up lad. just a bit of banter innit mate
>A man convicted of gang raping a 14-year-old girl in a Western Sydney park has escaped from custody while at a hospital.Another of leftypol's pets.
you know what? im getting so sick of chuds that i hope they do get replaced bye, you won't be missed
i'm on a dieteating a lot of protein and not a lot of carbs, you see
>>220606270pizzas arent replacing you, rorke
conjugating a verb
>>220606286I don't even notice patterns so this is a shock to me
round all the chuds up in a bit lorry and ship them off to israel, bye bye!
Going to look at animals on youtube
describing an adverb
>>220606286rorke mate he probably thought he was doing astrophysics
>>220606300theyre replacing his fruits and veggies no doubt x
any doctors / engineers in?
>a bit lorry
Leftypol advocating for Rorkicide
>>220606286Check the local engineering firms, he's probably gone back to work
>>220606339of the temporarily embarrassed variety, yes
>>220606336done that freak
We are long overdue having a re-evaluation of heatherposter, the same way we had a re-evaluation of Mousey. At first everyone hated Mousey and thought he was just an inane spammer, and now we have all come to appreciate his unique, avant-garde posts that are completely unlike anything you can read anywhere else. I think we need to do the same with heatherposter. He has introduced some classic gimmicks to the /brit/ canon including cronem posting, he pioneered the use of generative AI gimmicks here before anyone even thought of it, he’s a completely unique mind, some of the words he coined has entered the /brit/ lexicon, such as “crodie”, “tonsil stones”, “bad psych”, etc. Does /brit/ agree?
your religion is a fantasy and I'm under no obligation to entertain it
tomato sauce is a vegetable you incorrigible snobs
>>220606359aha
>>220606286steam firing out leftypols ears as he tries to fight the pattern seeking instincts in his brain
>>220606286never would have happened if the council gave the girl a rape alarm
I'm not going to be satisfied with low quality posts anymore
>>220606375gonna read all of this and give my thoughts mate just give me 45mins
>>220606375Agreed and we should start referring to him as “heatherCHAD” or “heatherGOD” since he’s neither a mong nor a nonce.
rorke loves joking about rape until a brown person does it
>>220606435yeah?
scranning a stew
having a bet on the 'orses
>>220606286Yeah but at least you can watch Sinners while eating Jollof, worth it in my opinion
>>220606375>>220606425you are the most mongy nonce this general has ever known, kys
‘bout time someone sent me flying really
>>220605486>>220606286
>>220606425you are in fact a mong and a nonce and mouldie
>>220606375do you need to be reminded that many of his gimmicks are about black men raping children? you want to congratulate that?
>>220606445
dubs and you have to suck my willy
>>220606430no idea what you could possibly mean by this
tried to force myself to care about sports when i was younger but it never really took, my iq is simply too high
>>220606445theres not a catapult in the world strong enough for that
>>220606469try chess instead
*silently creeps past the runt cage so as not to disturb the runts contained therein*
what's rorke's sarnie of choice?
>>220606484chip butty
i dont eat pork any more
>>220606465leftypol enjoys seeing children being raped for some reason
>>220606441>>220606449I’m not him, just a fan as I think was pretty clear from my post. My posting style is nothing like his. >>220606450If you can’t recognise clear satire that’s your problem, not heatherGOD’s.
need to give my wheelie bin a wash. how often do you lads wash your wheelie bin?
tomorrow simply has to be better, it cannot possibly be worse
>>220606496You even type in the same creepy and autistic way that he doesBlow your head smoove off
Leftypol really thinks it needs to be said that rape is bad regardless of who does it
>>220606484gammon and mayo on white bread with the crusts cut off
the only strait in hormuz
bro is a heathermong fan
>>220606493every thread theres people joking about rape tho
>>220606504anything’s possible
>>220606484egg mayoprawn mayo club sandwich chicken and pestoim rorke and those are my favs
>>220606448Ian Watkins was white and he raped childrenYour brain is very small isn't it
remember when heatherpaedo was begging ziedy to listen to his ai generated song and he just ignored him LOL
>>220606375Mousey is funnyHeathernonce is just desperate and retarded
>>220606484
>>220606496sup mouldie
hindsight’s a bit backwards-looking
>>220606490this is rorke dining>>220606528this is not
I'm on team Mouselord, he is the nucleus of birt which everyone else spins around
>>220606541heatherGOD is funnier and more creative than mousenonce. It’s not even close.
>>220606545back when pennies used to mean something
>>220606551well perhaps your perception of rorke is incorrect then.
I've post here daily for 15 years and have no clue who any of these names are
bro seriously just talked britain down
the true rorke sandwich is white bread with mustard and mayo and cheese and ham. not up for debate
mousey meltdowns are much better than heatherpaedo'sheatherpaedo just spams about child rapemousey is genuinely unhinged and borderline schizophrenic with the conclusions he draws
daily watch of the Super Mario 64 speedrun attempts
>>220606545imagine how wet and compacted the bread must be on those things
wonder how much I could sell my virginity forhas to be some sick demented pervert who'd take pleasure from shagging my arse
>>220606577mousey melties hit different ngl
>>220606561laughing at your own jokes cause no one else can appreciate your pure satire are you
>>220606577seen mousey post about child rape a fair bit tbf
>>220606538Paki woman coded
>>220606577heatherCHAD doesn’t have meltdowns, he’s calm and his posting style is biting and satirical. His haters just work themselves into meltdowns of their own trying to provoke him into having one, it’s absolutely genius on his part.
>>220606574everyone knows the gigarorke sandwich is swiss cheese with roasted mushrooms and caramelised onions
My name is John Rorke and I don't eat any sort of sandwich
>nonceposting/beastposting:|>mousey nonceposting/beastposting:D
get the anime drawings wanked to
>>220606638mmhmm and mousenonce’s are genuine and not even satirical.
i can quite literally no longer afford to livei've been scraping by for quite a while but now it's so bad i'm always in the red no matter how frugal i try to be
>>220606628vile sandwich that could only come from the mind of a fucking yank.
>>220606652You can thank Israel/Trump for that
>>220606659i got the idea from an australian
>>220606659done that urchin
satirically prolapsing my own arse on a bollard
>>220606608You're a Pakistani woman? Okay
>>220606652I don't believe you
*raises eyebrows*
>>220606627is this a gimmick or are you just that shit of a liar heatherfreak
alright clear off you lot the rest of the thread belongs to ME
was about to make a post here which would've been very inappropriate but have learned from previous bannings so I have now taken it to the correct board
I'm too white, too northern, for this general
The guy who is trying to stop himself ageing announced this on Twitter for some reasonhttps://nitter.poast.org/_katetolo/status/2042089357272871089
>>220606742ah right. should i be concerned about this?
>>220606742Why do you think we care fuck off
Great Big Biomass BritainNew on channel four :D
>>220606740i get banned like every second time i post here lad just let it out
You reckon heathernonce punches himself in the head like those non-functioning autistics?
>>220606772Resetting my modem and leaving it off for a while doesn't change my IP thoughbeit so once I'm banned I'm gone for a few days. I can't play such a loose game
>>220606758>>220606766Normal people find it funny but I forgot how many incels are in /brit/
>>220606742The 36 year old who looks 17?
Catching a rattata to stick it to jesus
>>220606798perfectly normal mate. just have no fucking idea who those people are.
>>220606794the being gone for a few days is the point lol just came off a three dayer meself for some choice words about israel
Boring mong thinks we think his boring post was boring because we're incels and not because he's a boring cunt posting boring shit now that is funny
I'm too human for this thread
don't understand why anyone would want to never die, life is shit
>>220606831well, fuck off then
>>220606833might be different if you have hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank and have a cute young gf to shag whenever you want idk
hey isn’t the swede horse poster such a great lad though? love when he posts about his animals, the toil, his missus and the such really top stuff btw i’m not him at all haha totally not at all him though just an admirer x
>>220606868hahaha yeah hes alright generally
>>220606868is that the one who posted his wife's yummy bum?
some of you are a bit miserable x
>>220606885haha so true >>220606891yh
>>220606868I completely believe this. Nobody would be so narcissistic as to post such a thing about themself.
>xbumboy discord raider
mmmmm swedish pink pussy
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gxkdeyk7ko>It said it would not have been appropriate to take forward a prosecution due to the circumstances and "extremely vulnerable nature" of the owners.
doc we need a new. stat
>>220606742not even close to the weirdest thing he has tweeted
>>220606940wonder if BT will want that router back once their broadband is disconnected
NEW>>220606963>>220606963>>220606963
>>220606960Do they usually want them back? I've never given a router back
>>220606940probably a foid suffering from mental elves
