Jeffrey Hudson edition
>>220606963dropped his hat
Funny how Israel is the only country you get banned for criticising... Funny like how /pol/ was made the day m00t met Epstein...Janitor, I'll await my ban. I hope you're happy being an unpaid internet golem.
>>220606977that's why he's crying
sir kevin macleod
Think I'll have cream of mushroom soup because I'm both poor and sick like a fucking weak arse victorian child
we're herewe're queer
>>220607023love 'arses me. will be watching the 'arse racing later
Strange how heatherGOD causes controversy when he isn’t even here. In fact, he’s barely even here at all nowadays yet the hatred never diminishes. Why is that?
>>220607014utterly grim choicetomato or onion are the superior choices
love snoozing all the time
>>220607054you post about child rape.
>>220607054who do you keep posting this
why don't foreigners like us? i've never done anything to them
>>220607088All a bunch of racist brown morons
Sir Local Elections
Britain is an irreligious country. We don't need no middle eastern slop.
How would you describe your fashion style?
>>220607109swag
scrannin a theosaurusluv words me
>>220607109Chinese gothic
>>220607088spend less time on the internet, its warping your perception of reality
>>220607063Please sir, may I av a slice o bred for dippin in me slop?
extremely jealous of how my ancestors got to invade other peoples lands, rape their women, loot their treasure and slaughter them. meanwhile i have to tolerate their existence and what'a worse is the woke is trying to force me to call them my equals? what a disgrace.
>>220607109socially unacceptable to be outside naked
Mad how the wordfilters are still activeBeen there nearly a decade now, maybe longer
>theosaurus
senpai baka
just not felt horny at all for like a week
>>220607109gorpcore
>>220607134Annoys the shit out of me that cuck was removed from the wordfilter but they kept all caps cuck in there - KEK
chip butties are overrated
>>220607128by definition soup cannot be slop
>>220607128*beats you with a stick* shut up boy
for my birthday present, mumberg bought me a jacket with NO pockets larger than a credit cardonly a woman would do this
peanut butter
>>220607188>peanut butter
sprinting around the neighbourhood on all fours
just checked and neither of my gen alpha nephews (12 and 14 years old) can read a clock face
>peanut butteromds
Funny old sequence of events that HP business isn't it>Acquitted of any wrongdoing>Superyacht somehow sunk by rare waterspout that experts say would be impossible to sink it, killing Mike Lynch and his family>Co-defendant killed in a traffic accident on the same day>Estate now forced to pay $1.2bn to HP hmmm
>>220607216*defenestrates this retard*
soy s0y
fat women disgust me if I'm honest
>>220607229>HPharry potter?
>>220607207need you chipped and collared
>>220607248i like a woman you can grab onto something
>>220607229cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
potter's already rich he didn't need an extra 1.2 bil
>>220607270he cute
>>220607270all white men should be like this
>>220607109grunge
>>220607294so are you lad*scratches you behind the ear*
>>220607270leftypols dream
might build a catamaran
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq593g970z7obiomass containment unis got rekt
>>220607344You won't
>>220607335embarrassing
>>220607335
>>220607321fuck me she’s peng
>>220607274grab their throat
>>220607335Powerful
>>220607351prove it you bastard
>>220607335what no willy does to a negress
farting on a box
>>220607379
Would have rather not clicked that
>>220607366Filters and make up. Grow up gain a clue
>>220607379leftypol be like if it's not affecting you why do you care
>>220607379Leftypol will look at you dead in the eye and tell you this isnt mental illness and that this is fine
I was eating ffs
>>220607379standard day for leftypoof
>>220607379poo smells lmao
right well
Need an authentic trad Japanese style Cafe British near me.
>>220607461reckon he's just a fat poof
rorke letting willy dribble go all over his trousers after having a pissleftypol dabbing his cock with tissue like a girl
really need to stop driving on opioids, it's a miracle i didn't crash with the number of times i started to nod at the wheel
>>220607461Imagine throwing him head first in an MRI machine
>>220607485
rorke thinking about calling his parents but deciding not to when he realises he has nothing to talk about
honestly i've started to suspect that 90% of rorke posts are autobiographical
Little lamb that you areNow you've wondered too farAnd you can't find you car
>>220607498:(
has anyone else noticed an increase in the quality of yank posts lately?
25 year old plus logging into 4chan and laughing at posts like 'screaming a poo bradley' absolutely pathetic
>>220607573
might grow a hitler 'tache
>>220607573poo scrombling
>>220607444They wouldnt look like this though
i miss hitler, never knew the guy as he died decades before i was born, but i can tell he was quite a character indeed
screaming a poo bradley
>>220607573poo squealing
>>220607461>sleep apneaBetter block up my nose and mouth with bits of metal that'll help
going to be over 20 lads at my mates stag do.
any gay lads in? x
rorke kissing his mum on the lips
>>220607573Im 35 thoughbeit
>>220607588SIEG HEIL!
funny how no one's called hitler anymore. no german lads called mr hitler cutting about. whats that all about then
got chronic fatigue and fibromyalgia x
bradder's son has been banned from driving
>>220607659hey that post down the bottom was one of mine, what are the odds
>>220607659umthose lips…
Wild that Hasan made an entire career out of being handsome af
>>220607674i'd turn to drink too if my business was failing because i was a massive fucking retard who actually thought an alcohol-free bar had a snowball's chance in hell
>>220607674Obviously former alcoholic relapsing
>>220607710In scotland no less
>>220607708Who?
>>220607613why not?
>>220607708Head too small for his dang body
>>220607710you saying you dont fancy going on a night out and drinking £10 alcohol free cocktails?
bluebells everywheremadness
>>220607744
>>220607744anti-biomass
>>220607714yeah didnt need to drive though did he fucking scumbag could have killed someone
>>220607633Me an you?
>>220607744Made for old hentai men
>>220607379It's not that shocking is it just some naked guy writing some gay shit on himself
troon troon troon sahur
>>220607794>guy
>>22060775010 quid for a glass of pop take the piss
>>220607795s
>>220607750I was in Czechia recently and the bottle of Kozel Cerny (Dunkel style beer) had a serving suggestion note saying that if you like mixed drinks why not try drinking Kozel Cerny with Kozel Lezak (a lager)
>>220607258Sauce warsBrown vs Fruity
>>220607750Do you think they cut you off if you have 100 of the 0.5% ones
>>220607444>>220607744>>220607767Is this British culture?
>Czechia
need a gf with sweating problems
>>220607844no, elephants are broadly unrelated to british culture
Liquidate the biomass
>>220607444mad how something like this could literally not exist here
>>220607854Not always
in serious financial jeopardy and there's really nothing i can do about it other than take my own life
>>220607853>sweating problemsAs in she can't sweat or she sweats too much?
>>220607873which is why i said broadly you imbecile
I'm screaming and pooing at the same time, what are the chances of that?
>>220607767These look like trannies
>>220607829Based. Good country, I've been there. Good beer too. I used to buy Gambrinus too because it was usually the cheapest.
>>220607862but Hooters can?
Must resist the urge to eat loads of chocolate immediately after lunch. Trying to slim down the old beer belly but I'm too sick to exercise properly. Could be the most challenging difficult thing anyone has ever done.
need a goth girl to fart in my eyes
>>220607905yh
>>220607875ktim ktim except dadberg will likely bail me out again
>>220607901There food is pretty shit. Dumplings were not what i expected
>>220607927he'd probably be relieved if you died
>There food
My stew is looking good. Still needs 3-4 hours. Dunno if I should have cereal or a nutella sarnie for lunch.
>>220607967Just realised the exact moment i posted. What a cretinous little worm i am
Some guy at the psych ward threw boiling tea at one of the staff
My dad wants to give me 100k because he fucking hates the idea of me having to pay inheritance tax when he dies, so he's trying to offload as much as possible as fast as possible. Good news for me and sisberg.
>>220607940They do beer at Maccies though.(And everywhere else, since a Czech won't enter an establishment that doesn't serve beer.)
>>220607994why are you in a psych ward
>>220607379janny asleep on the job
>>220607994they give boiling tea to people in a psych ward?
>>220608002I dont got to McDonald's here let alone in other countries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpXTISw_Huw
we say schew but americans say stoo
alri
>>220608004Criminal damage and GBH(self defence)>>220608007Yea if you ask for it and there’s a automatic coffee machine
>>220608030Blithering idiot
I've been to placesPolish places
>>220608039>Criminal damage and GBH(self defence)what happened?
>>220608039bizarre
>>220607999Wish my dadberg would gift me my inheritance money. I recently failed to convince mumberg to gift me 100k which is the price of my dream house, although id probably need 20k for fixing up.
hiya
>>220608002um
reckon young men should be shagging older women and young women should be shagging older men, it creates a synergistic sexual economy
*logs out, leaving you NPCs to your own devices*
>>220608059One incident I smashed the door of some guys house in for revenge and another time someone tried to punch me so i push him down the stairs and messed his arm up
>>220608068Christ that's a fucking cheap house. I'm in a mid terrace on an old council estate and it cost 300k. I could take that 100k and just throw it at my mortgage and still have well over 100k left to pay. What fun.
reckon women of all ages should be shagging all men except you
rorke posting on brit on his lunch break instead of eating
rorke doing the equivalent of closing his eyes and putting his fingers in his ears and saying "ner ner ner I can't hear you!" when presented with this graph
Line Manager on annual leave this week so I've literally done the square root of fuck all work. Bliss
>>220608100the second incident sounds understandable but the first one is stupid, use some self-control
>>220607844not anymore
had an appointment with a female doctor today and she asked me if i was sexually active and stuff and i said "nah i'm basically a confirmed bachelor" and she laughed and said don't be silly i'm only a young 31 year old lad and still have plenty of time to find someoneso take that all you arrogant zoomers who call me unc
cornwall is angry at me (again) because I said they need to apologise as a joke
Can't have round eggs any more because of woke, now Cadbury do these weird slightly squashed ones that are extremely unsatisfying to break into.
>>220608131That's great isn't it. With all that cheap and free energy it's no surprise the UK has some of the lowest energy prices in the world!
such a drama queen
>>220608148they require a good seeing to
>>220608143I know but it’s really hard sometimes. I was diagnosed with something that has extreme impulsivity so…
>>220608181From me, yes
>>220608178capitalist profiteeringget it nationalised
>>220608146and then she started wanking you off
>>220608131And all we had to do was increase energy prices by 70% just in the past five years with no end in sight!
>>220608172Kinder eggs were always better desu
>>220608205not quite but i was tempted to request the prostate exam
>>220608207it's a painting of a lake
the £100k dream home in the midlands as it were
Keep running out of swipes on 'inder.Not getting enough matches.I want to shag and get a gf.Might have to try bumble. or god forgive me, hinge.
>>220608241grow up
>Below an H-Cup.>SWIPE LEFT...
>>220608215Yeah that's undeniably true. I'm talking about Easter egg though, got a knocked down price one at big shop earlier. They've got a full aisle of rejects, probably because they're all so expensive and shit.
>>220608241you're a fool
playing Hades 2 on my steam deck, good game
>>220608241met a yank bird on bumble who was into cosplay and she had a picture cosplaying as one of the nurses from silent hill and it was horrifyingly sexyanyway i ended up ghosting her because yanks piss me off
>>220608264Too big
>>220608241>get a gf.hinge is the best one for this thoughbeit
midlands mentioned
why don't you have a lodger
>>220608282why don't you?
love women but sometimes I sit down and think and I won't tell you what I think about but it's not pretty
unleashing unspeakable violence upon a maggi chicken flavour cup noodle
>>220608256rude. i want a gf to marry and have babies. >>220608268why? dating apps are the only option these days>>220608272did you get a shag at least?>>220608276I made a profile once, looked around and noped the fuck out.
kind of want to learn japanese. definitely not an otaku and nor do i care much for anime, but japanese looks and sounds futuristic, it will make me feel like i'm living in a cyberpunk world
never had a job me because i am autistic you see
>>220608294I am a lodgerfirmy lodged up your mum wahey
>>220608215Bizarre opinion
>>220608309no, after we talked about our mutual appreciation of silent hill and the music of akira yamaoka the conversation kind of ran out of steam and became boring so i moved on
>>220608276need an app for worms like myself
>>220608309>why? dating apps are the only option these dayswrong, go to a music event and chat a girl upyou wont because your a shy little worm
Mr Bean... Cheeky chappy
>>220608313I am autistic too xLeaving my job next month
just remembered a mini eggs easter egg i nicked from work and hid in me kitchen
looking forward to when AI is advanced enough to remaster any old game or tv show instantly. cant be that far off i reckon
finally tech brand for rorke
>>220608329Kinder and Milky Way are the only supermarket chocolate that still tastes good, the other are disgusting
rorke eating carrots and peas
>>220608333fair enough. i get lots of matches on tinder that are blacks and asians and the convos never go anywhere.>>220608342I went to Oasis (with my mum and brother)
was tailing this woman the other day (am a private investigator by trade) and the crazy bitch was basically speeding the whole way so i had to speed to keep up with her and now i'm paranoid i'm going to get a ticket in the post any day now
>search a good old school friend up>there’s a gofund me page about his funeral JUST
>>220608300Green or yellow?
>>220608371i think this bird was mexican or something, she said she was from southern california and looked a bit swarthy, still fit though and would definitely shag if she wasn't such a boring yank skank
https://x.com/i/status/2041968399945797920it's so over for your guys' parents KEK
people always posting indian street food videos because its unhygienic or whatever and all i can think is that shit probably taste good as fuck
>>220608274Gay. Nothin' wrong with the gays, mind.
Any brutal death metal man here?Can’t stop listening to thishttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8O_ODsY3nxw
>>220608299also love women but female columnists are manifestly evil. they love to write things like 'why i kept my rapist's baby and aborted my husband's' and feel no shame for it whatsoeverdeeply sick individuals
might piss my life up the wall
How do I get sectioned without hurting myself or making a spectacle of myself standing on a bridge etc?Proper mentally ill me but too intelligent and stoic for my own good and not a slacker so the NHS are content to let my mental illness get worse and worse untreated despite being severely mentally ill
>>220608339annelid or nematode?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775655833561819.mp4
>>220608382You absolutely are not a private investigator. Stalker I could believe.
just had a wank to a sloansmons video she's sucking on a dog dildo and doing a virtual roleplay she's cucking you with a dog
>>220608422me in the cnidaria*jiggles his jelly belly*
>>220608421why would you want to be sectioned you numpty
>>220608321grow up>>220608348grow up>>220608357grow up
>>220608397counterpoint
>>220608438ok
>>220608446or what
>>220608438probably time to stop touching the ol penis for a while mate
>>220608419How, Anon? I recommend Cocaine.
>>220608397screaming based poojeet puppeteers
>>220608397This creature says every single person over the age of 50 is watching ai slop and thats why theyre voting reform.Mad how they can't even see anyone who thinks different to them as being about to have sentient thought. Like old people couldn't have just gone outside and thought... fuck this is a mess. No it must be ai slop accounts brainwashing them
>Jamiroquai frontman Jay Kay says sexy Winona Ryder wore him out with her non-stop demands for sex. The 35-year-old singer said, although he enjoyed his brief relationship with the Hollywood star, he was left shattered trying to keep up with her.>He confessed: "She has these enormous breasts - bigger than they look on film. She did have this habit of constantly wanting to play hide the sausage. It was exhausting."
>>220608438Repent or this is you.
>>220608421what do you think sectioning is for mateif you're not a clear risk to yourself or others you won't be sectioned
>>220608421dont think you know what severe mental illness is if you were severely mentally ill you wouldn't need to try and get sectioned
>>220608435why not? it's not exactly a difficult job to get into, that's why so many of the PIs you see in the films are alcoholic losers with gambling debts
>Leanne Crow in 2026.Lads. What has happened here?
>>220608494no idea who that is
>>220608458Screaming
wanked to dodgier stuff than that
Wooooow wooow wery beautiful and sexy sexy women
>>220608493I'll tell you why not. It's because I'm jealous and I don't have it so you can't have it either. In UK you basically need to have been a cop before they'll let you do PI stuff (legally)
>>220608397howling at the woman switching from a yank accent to an english accent when shoutingalso btw the same shit happens on the left especially with the green party astroturfing but the media never calls it out like they should because they're the good guys™
never shagged a black or asian girl me, the closest to a non-white I've been with was an italian girl
>>220608421I got sectioned when I was younger, it was shite. Nowadays it's probably the best way to fast track mental health treatment though so it could be worth it if you're actually in need and going to hurt yourself or someone else.
>>220608513not going to presume to tell you about your own country but i seriously doubt that's true, have you actually looked into this?
>>220608537what sort of stuff do you investigate
>>220608533>mental health treatmentWhat "treatment" do you want exactly? Your GP will prescribe you pills and send you to a psychiatrist, what else are they supposed to do?
>>220608546Your mums pussy wahey
>>220608421why not get laid instead
>>220608561They can support you with evidence when applying for PIP and UC
>>220608494probably got on the 'zempic, ruined herself
>>220608520Knew an Italian girl at uni who had the biggest arse I've ever seen on a human personGenuinely surreal
>>220608546background checks, insurance claims, skip tracing, occasionally something juicy like infidelityto be honest i don't like the job much, i don't like invading other people's privacy, i thought i would at first because i have a bit of a voyeuristic streak but in practice i feel like a corporate whore
>>220608573They could, but why should they support scroungers who aren't really unwell?
>>220608207hate when RPGs do this, like you walk around a room and if you happen to tap A or whatever when you're looking at a lamp then a textbox comes up saying "it's a lamp" like what's the point of adding that text box into the gmae you mongs
Be kind to everyone no matter what.
>>220608568Alien face on the right
>>220608421grow up>>220608438grow up>>220608446grow up
>>220608592nigger cunt
>>220608561>send you to a psychiatrist6month waiting list for 2 sessions
Never did manage to get out of that whale's stomach fyi
might get a 'berg for some company
>>220608592Leftypol smugly smiling and nodding then saying how much he hates white people
get the east asian girls bred get the hapas conceived
>>220608590Idk they supported me with it. I got PIP without an interview and I get the max for UC without going to any appointments
>>220608561The wait can be extremely long for cases they don't deem to be urgent. Usually they just palm you off on a therapist for a chat and some pills, but it's just a stopgap measure. Some people need an actual psychiatrist, and medication that only a psychiatrist can prescribe, not just tips on how to cope with their emotions
bumble requires prompts now. thinking about noping the fuck out.
>>220608601I must have got lucky because I only had to wait a couple of weeks
>>220608612neighbour had a 'berg but then became a super alcoholic and began neglecting the 'berg and the 'berg began to piss everywhere and the entire building stunk like a urinal for months (cat urine smells like human urine but stronger)
>>220608588Once did something like this for a PR firm to get some information about MPs its was fun
pip = penis in pagina
>>220608633thought bumble would be good because it requires the woman to initiate the conversation (which i hate having to do), but in actuality they just start off with a boring generic greeting and then expect you to come up with something to talk about
>>220608633if you cant even do that, what makes you think you'll be able to even talk to and go on dates with women? just stay alone forever you pathetic incel worm
>>220608651griggling
>>220608632Yeah it's up to the discretion of the GP if they deem it urgent. Most cases aren't urgent and just someone being a whinger or trying to scrounge for bennies.
what's the difference between the kinds of women you meet on tinder vs hinge vs bumble anyway?i assume tinder is where all the absolute slags congregate, and i imagine bumble is full of uppity feminist types, don't know anything about hinge though
>>220608640umm the same thing happened with my neighbour do we live 2 doors away from each other
>>220608654I'm only trying it because i'm not willing to pay for tinder.>>220608659I can talk to women. I just hate shit like prompts, it's so insincere.
ditched the mandatory jobcentre course today, not planning on going in again, jobcoachberg is going to ring me up fuming and saying "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING LAD DO YOU WANT TO GET SANCTIONED???!!!" and I'll take a cool puff of my cigarette and say "try me.........nigger" and then hang up
*me scarpering into the new*
>>220608685>it's so insincere.best avoid all dating apps then
>>220608654>they just start off with a boring generic greetingFunny how they wouldnt even respond if we did that and yet also think theyre great conversationalists
>>220608513PI work is unregulated in Britain and most of it is just contract for insurance companies catching out fraud but you're right in that most of the firms are run by former cops and glowies who hire people straight from the police or security services who are already trained and ready to begin work immediately.
>>220608680yeah we do, I'll have to rape you now
>>220608588does an infidelity investigation ever involve you sneaking up to their window and taking photo or video of them having sex
>>220608678I've only ever met slags on dating apps, no half-way decent girls uses them to meet men
>>220608727>>220608727>>220608727
Last time I went to the job centre I deep voiced the place out and slammed the doors. The security guard shat himself and went to a different room
>>220608732kekowned those runts
>>220608677Shouldn't be up to the GP however, simply look at the amount of suicide attempts by people waiting
>>220608709Yeah not sure why I was so determined it was a strict legal thing, sure I looked it up about ten years ago and was like "Welp not for me then" but I was smoking a lot of weed back then and everything's a bit hazy. Also probably related to cern, Mandela theory, multiple worlds whathaveyou
>>220607659>FOUR slices of white breadYou fat FUCK
there's a bloody new you twats. post in there
>>220608703i want a gf. going to shag a prostitute tomorrow but shags dont solve lonliness.
