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>>220622062you're a sick perverted freak
UPDATE: she's only a little mad at me now
>>220622069don't forget to post story on MPMD subreddit
>>220622114The artist that drew this used to have an account where they were called out on just tracing everything, they then deleted it, started a new account drew cuck porn, got called out again for tracing, deleted it again and went through like 3 different names
Just me and the gals
yuu duun knoo me crodiie
>>220622166me on the left
This is not normal. You don't go out of your way to shit on everyone who ever liked you. That is not sensible behavior. Something very weird is going on.
>>220622235well, he's right in a way, one shouldn't rightly accuse the first lady of France of being a man
>>2206222354D chess
>>220622166kek literally laughing in the deformed troons face
Indians and Mexicans are both welcome in Texas. It makes me sad that they don't get along.
>>220622235This is nothing new, he's behaved like this for the past 10 years
>>220622216post tummy
>>220622235Wait until the oil tankers stop arriving in mid april and you'll see why bread and circus is non-negotiable
>need money>listed something on ebay for a good price>dozens of viewers>multiple watchers>multiple in cart>nobody's buying
>>220622235As funny as this is, there's actually a lot of facts in that rant
>>220622304now you've gone and posted a man that may have been a bigger prick than The Donald
the 2010s: the decade that ruined movies forever
>>220622062you will never be a woman
>>220622304thats why you put shit on bid and let it sit for a week FOMO sells shit
>>220622331Movies are still goodMusic on the other hand...
>>220622304Bro I have half of what you're asking for. Lets make a deal.
>>220622235>Look at these STUPID LOW IQ LOSERS who got kicked off TV for supporting me!!!
Best euro country to move to if I’ve never been abroad?
No more dippin' at the job according to fuckin' Alfalfa.
>>220622380Is that supposed to be a Jeff the Killer pepe
>>220622385To MOVE to? That's tough to say. They all have their own pros and cons.You should probably visit first
>>220622352skill issue o algohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgBvTx_k6Gs
>>220622352I used to like movies. I used to like fictional novels, too. It all changed at some point. I have no interest anymore.
>>220622385oireland has lax tax laws, speaks English, has a moderate climate, and you can always have a fistfight with a gypsy there if you want
I sent this pic to amigo a while back, he now tells me he knows the guy that owns it.He said I can try driving it, it's basically a stick shift motorcycle built from a VW Beetle.He also has some used motorcycles I might check out to buy.
>>220622452you really do think /cum/ is your blog huh
>>220622443yeah me too, tho I used to like art movies and now I mostly like gory cop movies
>>220622460yep, why not?one post so far today, now 2go cry in your amine waifu pillow
cum its not YOUR blog, its MY blog
I remember seeing a Trump image where he looked so orange I had to check my display's color calibration. Why does he even use makeup?
>>220622483sorry dude I take it backeveryone really cares about your day-to-day doings and we all totally subscribed to read about your utterly uninteresting life
>>220622487It's his brand
>>220622505driving that piece of shit thing would be more interesting than anything you have ever done in your sad and pathetic lifethink about that
>>220622452I care
What if trump was just retarded the whole time and not a secret genius who just appeared to be retarded whenever he talks
>>220622235I don't like him anymore.Even my MAGA boomer dad is getting tired of him.
>>220622535yeah man my life is so patheticthat's why I come here to share random details about the nothing that's going on in my life with complete strangers on 4chan
>>220622540I'll try to video it, I think the thing is cool, I've never seen another like it
>>220622550he's the vibe president, the zoomer president
All my exes live in Texas.
give me food
>>220622564don't forget that you come here to be an angry tard all day every daydon't sell yourself short, that accomplishes a lot
who do you vote for if youre racist
>>220622561same im just sick of his dumbass ass
>>220622352Media has been pretty shit since the late 2000s
>>220622590the party of the kkk, the party that fought civil rights, the democrats
>>220622575give me hood
the world is my lasagna dish, and all beings are but odies yapping for scraps
>>220622611racist against non whites
>>220622566Is it street legal
Why does that anon hate Reagan?
>>220622334you lost
>>220622574that phrase reminds me of this one time when i was a hs freshmen and i said that trying to be funny after some fag in my table mentioned texas but he just ignored it, disliked the guy after that. Situations like these are why I don't talk anymore.
DEMETRIUS is delivering my slop today
>>220622640He literally ruined everything
>>220622630are you retarded?>>220622634yesbut it really doesn't matter there, you can ride a straight up dirt bike, no mirrors, no lights, no helmet, no plate, I see it all the time
>>220622235He could have at last asked bing copilot to fix the spelling
women are so sexy its crazy, im too scared to look them in the eye
>>220622663many forget about little amnesty thing]which was actually HUGE and fucked California which was a red state before
>>220622657Home cooking is a lost art in the USA, you have to watch the Townsends to see what unitedstatesians used to eat before the sloptide
i already have bad cholesterol by default, doing roids would one shot me
>>220622575Come through I'll fix you a plate
>>220622665>Unironic democrats are the real racists posting
I wonder what zoomers will do to avoid the draft.
>>220622696I have pefect cholesterol levels, some say I have the best cholesterol leves
>>220622710I'll just poop my pants and act like a schizo whenever they interact with me
If you were a man when you signed the draft documents and then trooned out later can you still be drafted
>>220622689American cuisine is great, it really captures the liberation from stuffy feudal European norms that the US symbolizes. Strawberry pancakes and bacon! Two fried eggs on top of a beefsteak just for breakfast! Fuck yeah!
>>220622725Ok but what will you change about yourself to avoid getting drafted
>>220622689For me, it's Tasting History with Max Miller
>>220622725Im just gonna frag lieutenant Terrone at the first occasion
>>220622726currently, I don't think sobut I wouldn't doubt that if under Biden we went to war with a bunch of blue haired faggots, and pink haired trannies, libtards and cnn would thing it was the mightiest army on earth
big scary looking spider are like pretty much almost always harmless, the tiny ones, they're more dangerous
>>220622735>Two fried eggs on top of a beefsteak just for breakfast!I would eat that for brekkie unironically
My favorite spider is the bold jumping spider
The $3.50 tortas they sell here make cooking not worth it. They're cheaper, taste better, and arrive faster than what I could do.
>>220622640Reagan legacy has been rapidly deteriorating since 2016 lmao. Euros probably like him because of his charm, unifying rhetoric and anti-soviet stance. But at home, his decisions and philosophy caused many of the issues we see today.>amnesty to illegal immigrants>closed asylums>anti-american worker (free trade)>accumulated massive debt>economic inequality widen>neocon politics>californianmodern republicans don't like himdemocrats never liked himLiterally the most unamerican president to ever exist.
>>220622752Not trueSydney funnel-web spiders are quite large, and they are the deadliest of all
Fuentes seething at Trump because he wanted to bomb the Vatican lol
>>220622770niggah this was $1.50
>>220622778Don't forget his administration terminated the law that forced news networks to be unbiased and present both sides, giving rise to fox news and further widening the gap between political ideologies
>>220622689Yes we were all eating ORANGE FOOL at one point in time
>>220622793>niggah this was $1.50uno mas
>>220622793That's doo doo butter
>>220622770Thats the price of a value burger which is still expensive imo.
>>220622779thats like one of the two meanwhile black widows are everywhere
>>220622235I'm glad he finally called out those far right lunatics. Anti semites don't belong in our party or country
>>220622793>$1.50Bro that's rodent meat!
Ooooo he said the n word
>>220622778He looks like the actor Dennis Quaid.
>>220622235My dear diary, today Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens and Alex Jones hurted my feeling because they are communist traitors o algo, I don't need them anyway they are all broke losersMAGA!MAGA!MAGA!
>>220622854he was great & gross in The Substance
phwoarthe brekkenberg hath ben particarelatedpropa gud wun disspoobergization scheduled for about 180, hairfta be aggrandizin'
>>220622778He also gave women all the power in divorce so they can take whatever they want from the husband.Before the 1980s there were laws that prevented that kind of thing.
>>220622876Stop talking like that you loser
>>220622875People think the Substance is a criticism of misogyny I think it's a criticism of women in general
>>220622854they actually are 2nd cousins
>>220622876in pooberg town there lived a farmerwho had two shites and a dropping fairby day & night they were contrivingto fill their shitters hearts with fear
>>220622896Leave him alone fagg
>>220622835You see rat, I see lean, white meat
>>220622793Are you in the year 2010?
>>220622896stop being gay little man
>>220622816that looks good t b h
>>220622900It was a critique on the male gaze, but also on the women who let it get to them and ruin their own lives because of it
>>220622907corr sym good verse diss wun
Suck the substance out of my penis bitch
why does orange slice candy exist when you could just buy an orange and slice it
>>220622923no, amigo, a town of 500 people>>220622952that was called papas gratinadas, I thinkit was mashed potato on bottom, with a white cheese on top, then your choice of meatthen you go to a salad bar type thing and put a shitload of stuff on it, and it was fucking killer
>>220622984>orange slice candyI remember those, but they were individually wrapped, so good, but I haven't seen them in many years
The poster directly below me is a pedophile
>>220622992A single small taco is over 1 dollar here.
>>220622980on instagram I saw girl give a breakdown of why swallowing semen is good for you, I did not watch it all since it does not pertain to me
Roman Polanski's The Fearless Vampire Killers is an underrated art horror movie
>>220623030kek you were actually correct as well
>>220623041I hate when foids have opinions
Person above me is a nonce
Legalize gay marriage but criminalize gay sex
>>220623034I see 10 peso tacos in Vallarta north of the malecon, but they are not goat birria like in the pic
>>220623066you just wish she was a child
>>220623050Roman Polanski fucked a 12 year old up the ass
>>>/gif/30505819just got right
>>220623069what are they supposed to do, just look longingly at each other?
sometimes rape is necessary, like when youre an incel, theres no other option really
>>220623066that might be a reason you'll never have one
>>220623085that's why I made that post...tho the movie is honestly great
>>220623090Lesbians do it. Everyone that gay sex is yucky, so it should be illegal. Anyone who says otherwise is a hypocrite
>>220623097>you'll never have onehave what, an opinion?
>>220623119everyone knows i mean
Nobody ever wants to be my friend after talking to me for a while, I think it's because I run out of things to say so fast
>>220623179Do you want to fuck my ass?
Stop. Please... I'm begging you orange man. I can't take it anymoreI want my $5 hot-n-ready pizza back
just waiting for the chicken to thaw so i can make dinner.
>>220623179Talkative people that talk for no reason can be annoying.Just commenting on the moment, or chilling and enjoying time together is fun.I don't need to hear every thought from somebody's head while hanging with them.You need to meet more people like me, and there are many, just get out more.
>>220623216literally overdosing on winning, seizing on the floor and pissing myself from all these victories
>>220623235not him, but i'm the total opposite. talking is how i emotionally sweat. stuff just spurts out like a constant hose-leak. you're right, though. babbling isn't a good sign. it means your brain is short-circuiting enough that sparks are being thrown.
Catbergs mad she has to be on a diet.
still hefta watch chinatownenjoyed rosemaries baby a lotfor me?mezzanine by massive attack
>>220622235Long winded
>>220623287phwoarpost pic of said kittingtonshire
>>220623216The current government is not the reason your hot pockets cost 30% more, bud
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take a shit without peeing challenge (impossible)
>>220623308beautiful. id like to go to mexico but it's too hot.
>>220623284>talking is how i emotionally sweat. stuff just spurts out like a constant hose-leak.I know somebody like this, I love this dude, but nobody can ever hear the crazy shit we talk about together. It's because we think the same crazy shit, but can't say it in front or normal audiences.
>>220623308Girl go to a beach like every white person
>>220623290chinatowns great, top 10 movie for me
>>220623308super chidomas, por favor
>>220622235He had more appeal when he had to stick to Twitter's character limit.
>>220623309Wild Mexican tiger
>>220623326>Beaches in the desert?
>>220623343it's a thylacine, holy shit, somebody tell Forrest Gallante
>>220623308A stack of bricks, very impressive
>>220623290have you watched The Killing Of A Chinese BookieBen Gazzara was exactly the same reflective yet sleazy type as John Cassavetes, the man directs himself in a lurid Steely Dan 1970's fantasy
Doing gardening for my grandpa. Got a lot of material that he didn't want out today.
>>220623304
>>220623327Chinatown is so boring, who cares about reservoirs or whatever it was about
>>220623308the tards here need the backstory on that
Would you Eloon's daughter?
>>220623400The thumbnail made me think this was the backside of a dog
As an sperg I have had the most difficultly in life with a specific genre of hyper social woman. The kind of woman who has never lived alone, has rarely been alone at all for more than an hour or two her entire life. These women at first think my refusal to socialise is a project it's their obligation to fix. When this fails they begin to strongly dislike me, then to treat me like I'm evil in some way. Teachers, classmates, coworkers, neighbors, all have been like this. They're insulted that i turn down their invitations to social functions but continue extending said invitations until i have to spell out the precise reason for my refusal and detail that i will never accept, politely. One woman tried to get me fired after a couple years working with me. Another tried to get me evicted from my apartment. I did nothing to offend them other than say no not interested.
>>220623411It was the dwellings and game yards of the Zapotec people(Violent Indio Manlets)
>>220623414No, glowie
>>220623414If i dated her i would duo in poe with her and beat the endgame in hardcore to help her make fun of her dad.
>>220623433I used to think I preferred antisocial women, but I eventually I became much more attracted to talkative and extroverted women
>>220623414She looks decent for a tranny.
>>220623433People would rather blame others than accept that what they want isnt how things are
>>220623422She wouldn't stay still or face the camera so I just pushed her over and got her while she was doing that docile belly-showing back squirm thing.
you troon ass niggas are pissing me off
Puebla is unironically Africa tier apparently
>>220623459You're not ugly; you're poor.
>>220623469I think that's abuse of English. They're troon mackin or troon enablin niggas but they themselves do not in fact have artificial slits
>>220623469Use the dark side of the force
>>220623414id prefer to get off to her getting fucked by a bbc
What if we send the troons to conquer Greenland and rename it "Troonistan"
>>220623518why istan and not troonland
i wanna hold hands with a troon
>>220623548Troonlund
>>220623548It's also where we will put muslims
>>220623510Canada>>220623518Just bame is HSTStopia and all the trannies will move there trying to be one of the good ones
For me, it's Trooniye.
>>220623562the fingers will be long and the back of the hand will be bony and vascular
>>220623569جمهورية ترون الإسلامية الحرة ذات السيادة
>>220623577is your gf also trans
Absolve my sins, fatherFor I have thought lustfully of ftm's
>>220623599and there will be a penis but that shit aint stoppin me now is it bitch nigga?
>>220623612Yea i like penis so i dont think id be able to date a girl that wasnt
i FUCKING hurt my knuckles owwww
I just like real niggas with dicks no wannabe bitches
Saw a young troon while walking the board walk earlier. He must have been 17 or so. Poor guy won't live to see his 25th I reckon
are we the bad guys
>>220623685Yep
The Strokes were the greatest band ever made
>>220623685Only in bed ahhhhhh *high fives you*
>>220623697They're okay
>>220623697it was more that all those 90's bands fucking blew
What are you guys reading?
>>220623710Nigger.
>>220623710ENDED NIRVANA
jane's addiction
>>220623713george orwell yes i am a pseud
>>220623713stormbringer
I only read your posts
>>220623685good, bad, i'm the guy with the gun
Alice in Chains
>>220623728Orwell is great. No shame in that.>>220623734Oh, i havent read this. It seems really interesting. Never knew the sword of khaine from warhamer ripped off this series.
>>220623753yeah. a LOT of people ripped of this series, which is why i decided to start reading it.
>>220623685>are we the bad guys
>>220623713
>>220623713I have two Neil Gaiman books that I wanted to finish and get rid of.
https://youtu.be/PTimjNEqD4c?si=Qt0DscdUmKaosfl8
>>220623774animals of this complexion should be strung up or shipped back to apefrica
>>220623788>Neil GaimanIsn't that the jewish pedo?
>>220623713Game of Thrones
>>220623807do it pussu
>>220623773Im right brhind you on reading this i think. Might try it out tonight>>220623784Oh interesting! Whats the subject about? Havent read this one but just today i was recommending bernard of clairvaux to my grandpa>>220623788Ive read the graveyard book but not others. How are you liking him?
>>220623821working on it
I don't have anything to contribute but I'd like some (You)s nonetheless
>>220623818STOP RAPING, SER!
>>220623860
https://youtu.be/rpvzszGuK_E?si=Gx0qIA9GEX-9dokr
>>220623833
>>220623860That inage is cute so it's a contribution in itself. Are you feeling down?
>>220622140His cuck shit is pretty hot ngl
>>220623697love the strokeslove the voidzlove Julian's solo stuff tooHuman Sadness is the greatest song ever writtenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8k3qB61lhk
hate when the m&m colors bleed onto my hand and make them sticky
>>220623882Bilbo just about to do his potential Ringwraith bit there
>>220623918A bit, bad gaming day and no one to talk to >>220621359
>>220623713reading the Adrian Goldsworthy biography of Julius Caesarwhen I finish that I'm going to jump straight into the sequel, his biography of Augustus Caesar
>>220622062The new Mario movie specifically made them blood relatives to stop this sort of lesbian stuff btw
>>220623971<3
>>220623951>I'm going to jump straight into the sequel, his biography of Augustus CaesarThat's not the sequel though, the next book he wrote was about 'How Rome Fell' and then the Marc Antony & Cleopatra one
>>220623987
I love looking at Canadian news
>>220623926Yeah. That sucks. Eating things like that with chipsticks is what i do.>>220623950Why don't you go to your bf and ask him to do something with you? Its normal to be lonely and 24 hours is a lot of alone time. Acting helpless just breeds bad feelings>>220623951Sounds interesting. Anything you didnt know before that's particularly interesting?>>220623960Water is thicker than blood
>>220623987dont think your boyfriend would appreciate you sending hearts to random men on 4chan
>>220623713David Copperfield
Are phone sex operators still a thing?
>>220624042there was even a movie about that starring Madonna in like 1996I mean it's not gone entirely
>>220623960Is it good?
>>220623960That makes it hotter though
this shit is all fucked up everything is bad
>>220624042I have to imagine ai has cut deeply into the busines because 70iqs that enjoy fake sex encounters eat up slop
>>220624042they can be, if you're a woman
>>220624024he's an e-bfI sent him 3 messages hours apart and he's not replying while still posting on [s4s] and im getting worried
>>220624078Surely this time jesus will come and save us from the evi
>>220623993that's like saying Indiana Jones is the sequel to Star Wars because that's the next movie George Lucas made>>220624024it's a re-read so I remember most of this stuff already but I always found it interesting how sad young Caesar got looking at a statue of Alexander, because Alex accomplished far more than Caesar did at the same age.
>>220624088>he's an e-bfhow does this work? is this the same as LDR?
>>220624088Oh god. Why is he posting on s4s? What is he saying on there? Seems like a reallly immature thing to do. Ebfs still have feelings
>>220624104yeah thats what it is
>Titty Milk Energy Drink! Drink life by the titty full!
>>220623713I have to read pages of documentation and emails every day at work so I listen to audiobooks instead. Does that count?
>>220624093looks like the rapture is already happening
Cunk is painfully unfunny. There I said it
>>220624132Wtf is cunk
>>220624107nothing bad, he just normally posts thereits the fact that he has time for that but not to talk to me
>>220624134https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvzxAOTIIUY
>>220624114Yeha of course audiobooks are still books just audio books.>>220624141Have you talked to him about the way that makes you feel? I know how you twinks always are. Be sure to say something strong so he knows that it's inportant.
>>220624134kike cunt
>>220624023>TorontoCursed city and province honestly. Ontario is not good
>>220624144LOL
Heh, everyone is gay and an idiot except for me.
Livvy releases a new song tomorrow
>>220624152I mean I love him but I had doubts that he was serious about a relationship, he kinda just whored himself out to mehow did you know im a twink?
>>220624181I don't remember making this post with a Swedish VPN.
>>220624181Sweden 30% muslim by 2050
>>220624181Who makes a Swede of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man
>>220624191more like 60%, brother white people dont have kids
>>220624144not as funny as
>>220624186what compels financially successful women to act this way
>>220624210not as funny as
>>220624186A woman should not behave this way
>>220624223satan
>>220624188Just because you got sexual attention from a man doesnt mean your future is with him. You should really think about if he can deliver what you want from a relationship if you keep getting ghosted imo. Even if he's attractive to you there's a mutual level of maturity needed to make things work out, especially transitioning from an ldr to rl >how did you know im a twink?Because youre an infp sensie and basically the same as i was when i started dating.
>>220624170I meant a Toronto woman on the trip and she literally talked like a redditor. I thought you guys were memeing kek
>>220624267Met*
I had a dream last night where I spent hours looking at things in a store and left without buying anything
yes ofcourseeverywun should watch killing of a chinese bookiei believe it on youtubeits actually a very deep film
>>220624284I attempted to watch it for like 20 minutes and gave up
The murder of an oriental tabkeeper
>>220624299I watched you for 20 minutes
>>220624323Did you like my performance? :)
>>220624320the seventh martial arts belt
witewawwy cant afford a wide to or from work tomorrowmanager-kun's gonna be pissed
>>220624299finkin' you dont understand art house films
>>220623685i just wanted to be left alone
>>220624210if you liked diss i recommend nextKhrustalyov, my car!
>>220624281Love doing this in antique shops. Did you like the dream?
execute order 67
>>220624388I remember feeling like an asshole
>>220624052I thought so
>>220624023I just don't know what to say anymore
I have all 3 Sabrina fortnite skins
>Me interviewing asian IT candidate>Say "Kim Jong Un is a limp-dicked faggot queer" right now
>>220624423Are you a foid
>>220624186I liked her better before she started acting like an enormous whore
>>220624436I'm a moid
>>220624401It feels sorta bad yeah lol. At the last antique store i went to i asked him to pull out like 4 things and didnt buy anything and felt really guilty lol but i was sincerely interested in all of them
Grandad got moved into a home today
Farted
>>220624186gross saggy flapjack titties alert
>>220624450Grim, sorry to hear that.My grandma will be getting there soon. She is obviously developing dementia and refuses to get treatment and my grandpa is enabling her
>>220624488gaysaggy titties are hot
>>220624450Make sure to visit him often. It really means a lot. When i volunteered at the hospice home family visits were all the patients ever talked about. It means a lot to them and you can really feel good with how you left things when he runs out of time.
What about soggy titties
>>220624495on a mature buxom woman sure, but on a young nubile brown goddess no i want fat and big and round or perky but not saggy pancakes
>>220622710be more antisemitic
>>220622710Too late can't get me again
>>220624423havent played fortnite since 2022
>>220623308https://youtu.be/inTfkHwcjmY?
>>220624618Make the new thread
>>220624631>>220624631>>220624631>>220624631
>>220624103Well by that logic the Marc Antony one would still be the real sequel
>>220624074Zoomie foids seethe at WINcest
