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>>220624649Real previous due to recycling >>220624631
should I go to the bar for karaoke?
post funny pictures I'm trying to impress a girl
I think I have a pretty big dick. I have nothing to compare it to and I refuse to measure it but it looks big enough
>>220626757
>>220626767nevermind
>>220626749>>220626749answer me, runts
/cum/ is senran kagura general
>>220626789No
The Fifth Element is kind of kino, bros
Good night fellow nigger faggots
Flat earthers in shambles
>>220626757I wanted to post the most hoe-scaring memes I’ve got saved, but I couldn’t really find anything worth posting
>>220626794>mfw lettuce for dinner again
>>220626855She isn't real anyway I just wanted you idiots to entertain me
>>220626794>>220626860Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce
I was the class clown now I work in the trades. Who really had the last laugh?
should I go to the bar or not, help me
>>220626928no, it's a waste of money and time doubly so if you have no frens
>>220626928Go to the one with strippers
>>220626908Woah I haven't heard that stupid meme in like 5 years
>>220626928Go tomorrow or Saturday instead
>>220626960I work saturday and theyre not doing karaoke tomorrow
>>220626928Play Le Freak by Chic on the jukebox and start dancing
Go to the bar and sing jumper
>>220626995no idea what that is
>>220626950Burger King should have capitalized on it and sold Gamer Girl Foot Lettuce or something
Just learnt about Jesus. Wow what a good kind loving man unlike that Mohammed fella
Our bees will blot out the sunThen we will hug in the shade
>>220627001Wash.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I look like this
>scheduled power outageThis would be great if I had work tomorrow so I could just sleep through it
>>220627100Why do you hate jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L5SHL2NkdM
>>220627115You look like a cunt
'ate Mohammed simple azz
Legitimately have not have an extended conversation with a woman since 2013
>>220627153For me, it was 2023
I keep getting older and they stay the same age
All these young hoes wanna do is Bubsy 3D on the ps1! I ain't with all dat
>>220627174Noncesque post
i want a gf and have sex
drinking milk
comics are dog shit, manga is leaps and bounds better because, most of the time, they are free from author agenda
KARAOKE HAS STARTED SHOULD I GO OR NOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>220627233wtf is that
>>220627264sing pop by nsync
>>220627264sing The Morning After
who the fuck starts karaoke at 10:30pm
>>220627294my local bar, you pissmitt
Islam is actually pretty lukewarm on abortion, marriage, contraception, and who can be saved
>>220627273propaganda
>>220627311sounds like a shithole, fagtard
troublin' pooberg diss wasfings have taken a turn
Islam is fucked up actually
>>220627430is anything originating in the middle east not fucked up? cause seems like entire region has been fucked since the dawn of time.
why dont you join the millitary and become a special forces guy and commit war crimes against civilians, it will never be reported, its part of the job
Just came to a Filipina getting bred by a BWC
>>220627450>why dont you join the millitary and become a special forces guyTried, didn't work out
>>220627458You were too special
Mad how fart and poo come out of the bum hole
used to be in british sas but shagged too many women and mogged evrywun so they all got jealous and i was kicked outthey just couldnt handle the size of me knobfucking cretins
>>220627450That's mean
>>220627522Even more mad how cum and pee come out the same hole
>>220627529get used to it
>>220626928Only if you're going to go with your friends. Going to the bar alone is VERY VERY DUMB IF you want to drink just buy a bottle niggas
whom /schizo/?
are we going to discuss the asmongold/hasan drama or are we going to keep talking about dumb shit that doesn't matter
It's crazy how Trump managed destroy his own reputation in the span of 8 months. Like all he had to do was not act like an unhinged asshole on TruthSocial.
i tried to enlist in military but they said no on account of my mental illnesses. i said come on i will kill any motherfucker you tell me to just give me the tools and point in a direction. they said no. :(
>>220627589Btw I posted this because my feed is filled with stuff like this despite not even bring American
Did you get to suck on your mommy’s tits when you were just a bebe? I didn’t. I’ve never sucked on tits in my whole fuckin retard chungus life.
These Shandies got a white gurl gigilin
>>220626909Ehh. I was the outcast and I'm unemployed at 25.
atrocities, genocide, war crimes, you name it i was down. but they said thanks. :(
>>220627639>formulacelBrutal
>>220627589Nigga what? He could literally rape his daughter on live tv and he would not lose a single supporter
>>220627639My mom has told me she tried to briefly but it hurt too much so she just bottle fed me formula. Idk why it would hurt but I have heard that elsewhere and I'm not a woman so idk
>>220627671Truly. I’ve been lapping up corporate microplastic slop since I was 7 pounds. It never even began for me. >>220627688Maybe you were a bitey little fucker
>>220627686See >>220627637
I'm a Jedi knight
Lol
>>220626845What's going on with this wacky character these days, I'm only caught up with the last Dankula documentary from 2022.Regardless I think it's both really funny and really fitting that this guy is the German version of Chris-chan.
I pick my nose and wipe the boogers underneath my desk
Just did a big diarrhea poo
I did dumbbell curls for the first time in a while and woke up with left side chest pain. This is just muscle soreness r-right?
Thinking bout Jeffrey Dahmer again
Just had the biggest scare of my life.
>>220627856Most likely yeah
>>220627920Well let's hear it
>>220627942Brother had a seizure. Shit was scary. He's fine now.
my dad started having seizures and then he died
>>220627982Don't fucking scare me man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCZcFFKS-Qk
>>220627856You're dying
>>220627982Sorry to hear that man. Hope he's in a better place now.
>>220627962Sounds awful, I'm sorry
>>220627982lol
>>220627992i`m not saying its going to happen to your brother, at the time we didn't know why, we still dont know why desu but the doctor said it was probably because of the blood thinner he was taking but that still doesn't explain the seizures just the stroke he had, allegedly, doctors dont really care or are all knowing, they just tell you some shit and you have to believe them because what else can you do and they are eager to get rid of problems specially if something may involve the police, like i think he had a seizure and hit his head and died from brain bleeding not a stroke and the procedure would be very different if the death was by an accident and not a stroke so the doctor are eager to claim a stroke because end of the day hes dead and they dont care
>>220627962That's good. I know people that just have them randomly.
I’m fuckin gay and retarded and ugly
>>220628093You are beautiful.
>>220628016NOT BRAZIL(im sorry)
>>220628093normally its a yank who posts that
>>220628086I see. Sorry for your loss.
>>220628093You're bisexual and possess proficiences and striking.
I'm eating oranges.
>>220628101Oh okay thank you>>220628116Perhaps
>>220628122I had a banana an hour ago
why do people look up to roided freaks that die in their 30s
>>220628093You're no liar at least
I have to take the biggest fucking shit in the universe out of my entire ass. I wish you were all here in person to share this moment with me.
what do marshmallows and canadian twink boy butt have in common?
corr just beat yume nikkiggmado is literally me
your life would be better if you transitioned, why haven't you done it yet? too scared?
>>220628227i did transitioned THOUGH
>>220628227I don't think it matters what gender you are. The important thing is being slim, wearing cool clothes, and being able to do cool things that make life more fun.
>>220628132I want a crepe but all the crepe shops are closed now
>>220628227I like being a man, actually, despite the drawbacks
did you know the geneva convention was invented because of canadian war crimes?
>>220628273Who else remembers the 24 hour crepe shop?
>>220628281yes
>>220628280weird ass nigga talking about trannies
>>220628093And Chinese, right?
>>220628227i'm already trans. and we love that.
>wake up at 3am>call out of workit's not easy being me
>>>/tv/219556209
>>220628341>it's not easy being meIt's never easy being a real nigga
its crazy that trannies think trooning out is anything but shotgunning yourself in the knee, if i wanted to die early i would just do roids at least i would look cool and not like an avatar of mental illness
Catberg is a bit retarded.
Listening to Numb by Linkin Park on repeat
>>220628401me too
>>220628373>if i wanted to die early i would just do roidsthats literally ftm transition
xanax don't help me it just put me in a transi'm talkin about that nigga from euphoria i am talkin about a man
Listening to jazz agin.
>>220628373>its crazy that trannies think trooning out is anything but shotgunning yourself in the kneeIt's literally a Abrahamic mystery cult for those that aren't doing it as a fetish given they take feminism to its logical extreme of abolishing manhood itself and thus see trooning out as a rite of initiation and enlightenment. Compare it to gnosticism or skoptsy and it makes complete sense.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy
>>220628425Whaddaya got? I like some jaz z from time to time.
>>220628437feminism taken to its logical extreme is terfism thougheverbeit
rather listen to linkin park on repeat
>>220628446Jamming Miles Davis atm: https://youtu.be/NLbw8euxCqI
Bret the Hitman Hart
surf rock
>>220628461>feminism taken to its logical extreme is terfismIt isn't because the ultimate goal of feminism is to destroy the patriarchy and subvert it by any means, and ultimately destroying manhood itself either by transitioning men or having women become men is the ultimate end result.That's why there's an inherently messianic and puritanical bent to trannies.
>>220628483Nice Miles is class
>>220628512nope, the ultimate goal of feminism is women as a special and superior class
I watched The Gorge, it was... okay. Not something I'd go out of my way to watch again.
surf gock
>>220628517You're classic you fucking guy :D
gorging on gock
>>220628527>the ultimate goal of feminism is women as a special and superior classAnd what do the vast majority of feminists define "woman" as? They simply define it as anything opposed to men.
Gock posting unironically made me addicted to tranny porn
>>220628614Nate Silver finally crossed the Troonbicon I see
>>220628570assuming that were true (its not) how is that related
Lads I have been short on food (and money) I am actually losing weight for the first time in my life
>>220628650>assuming that were true (its not)Unfamiliar with post-structuralism I see>how is that relatedBecause why else was it that trannyism emerged explicitly in tandem with a massive movement toward institutionalized misandry in every developed country after the Cold War?
>>220628548Thanks brotha :^]
>>220628678You support trump
goodnight
>>220628764sweet dreams <3
>>220628760>You support trumpI don't, matter of fact I wrote in Carter in 2024
nigga thinks feminism is about equality and not about female supremacy
>>220628764Good night bud
Drinking a Sapporo beer. I’m legally a samurai now. I’m glowing like a pregnant lady and my dick is long and my breath is looooong winter.
false cause fallacy
I understand. You found paradise in America, had a good trade, made a good living. The police protected you; and there were courts of law. And you didn't need a friend of me. But uh, now you come to me and you say -- "Don Corleone give me justice." -- But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you uh...ask me to do murder, for money.
>>220628873I just drank Sapporo tallboy 0:
5 Leaf posts in a row. That's called a Branch
sorry for surf rocking
I think the one time in my lifetime that we had the chance to wage a remotely justified war was Afghanistan, and that we totally fucked it up before it even began.>9/11>Retaliation against OBL/AQ 100% justified>OBL/AQ in Afghanistan>80% of the Taliban doesn't want them there but are trying to find some culturally/religiously acceptable way of getting rid of them>Instead of negotiating in good faith, provide an ultimatum to turn them over or else war>Start to arm and fund actual pederast (bacha brazi) warlord subhumans in the Northern AllianceThe one time we aren't the attackers, and our response is,>Fuck negotiations; arm and empower warlords with child sex slaves!I was just reading 88 Days to Kandahar and don't know where else to bitch.
think I will do a cheeky pre-workout smokelittle bit of weed little bit of forearmsI think yeah
>>220628935Phenomenal :D
>>220629049Weed made me insane for 6 months not gooood.
>>220629146weed makes me sane
Druk and high rn
I’m pleased to announce that I am also drunk and high right now
If iran really was making material to build a nuclear bomb then we should probably attack them
I beat kids with lead pipes, I leave trails of dead micsWhere I'm from, niggas jewels get ran like red lightsOld folks get mugged and raided, crimes are drug-relatedAnd we live by the street rules that thugs createdClowns get smoked, about a thousand folks are sellin' pounds of cokeFront in this town and get a TEC stuck down your throatI'm tellin' you, shit is about to get drastic soonI'm quick to blast a goon and break a motherfucker like a plastic spoon
would you date a chonger if she looked like this
Smoking that John Coltrane made me unsane in the membrane
surf's out
checked out surf rock because people kept posting about it
>>220629331easily
There's no waffle house in Canada
I had 11 tacos tonight
>>220629146It ain't what it used to be. Ever since it was legalized recreationally it's gone downhill. I'm interested in growing my own but being sober is honestly the way to go.
>>220629331Konichiwa dude
>reverse curls>do them anyways
What's the consensus on Canada? Especially living there? I just visited for the first time and really enjoyed it.
cumsensus
>>220629722Prefer not to say
>>220629331who is she does she have an instagram
>>220629722>What's the consensus on CanadaBy the time I was born it was already over. The only decent thing left was the quality of the life which has declined in real time. Let us be a warning to other nations (particularly in Europe)
My clitty is leaking
had a dream i went to puerto rico and some friends were there but they were having an awesome time in nice places while i was in a raised shack that i found on airbnb for 3$ a night this is a sign i should visit puerto rico
Can you imagine having a famous YouTube channel with millions of views but a voice so utterly Reddit and Soilennial that you are borderline unwatchable?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=624QcAMbLxI
>nueva yolk peltenece a lo bolicua, ya tu sabe
>>220627637I mean he's right about all of them
>>220630232Fair enough the same could be said about the US but I enjoy living here and don't see myself living anywhere else
Weughh I drank too much beer now I need to go drive a car near some factories. I also did bid farewell to the government. Make me real.
I really did have 11 tacos and then I had a pb&j afterwords guys
>>220630463Can I ask you something?
>>220630235Jason…
Cornpop was a bad dude
who ran a bunch of BAD BOYS
>>220630483Please
He died on the vine, Gary Cooper?
>>220630408America isn't as bad because you've still got an identity and a majority white population. Race is what matters their. But Canada was defined by it's Britishness. Once that was lost our decline began (even ethnicity Anglos aren't the majority anymore).
Woke up award
>>220630483Too late now goodnight
I’m the Tiger Woods of being sleepy
>be me>beat your ass
>>220630827I've got Tiger's Wood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d18s1VpnOHQ
>>220630835>be me>/cum/ in your ass
>>220630789Can I ask you something?
Listening to Alexisonfire and immediately I'm transported back to 2010. Ahhhhhh
>>220631016faring with my rough man fist in your throng rosenhole
>Scratch my back>go back to doing what I was doing>notice hand covered in blood>look in the mirror>shirt is covered in bloodguess I partially ripped off a molewas a pain in the ass to get a bandaid on it but it was bleeding like crazy
>>220631101gay?
ARMOURED IN FAITH, SHIELDED BY DEVOTION, ARMED WITH PURITY OF PURPOSE, THE EMPEROR'S WILL MADE MANIFEST, WE ARE THE WARRIORS OF THE GREY KNIGHTS, DAEMON HUNTERS, CHAOS CAN NOT STAND AGAINST US, FOR WE ARE THE HAMMER.
>>220631101For me it's The Suburbs by Arcade Fire. Few albums get me emotional like that one, especially now that I understand and relate the lyrics so much more than I did as a kid.https://youtu.be/D1r9_zdygpw?
>>220631437Dude. Just shut up already.
>>220631101Alexisonfire takes me back to 2004 because I'm old as shit
>
I feel like I need to go live in the mountains in Japan and train drinking beer to be a sex wizard
https://youtu.be/plJVCxAUU_8Masculists won.
how about those indian train videos but theyre actually successfully accomplishing standing really close to a train while it whizzes past are there any videos like that
gooning and giggling
https://youtu.be/HYhyDjGhJEYOur boys were on hot ones
Have you ever had such painful gas you thought it might kill you?
>>220632297Yes on an airplane after drinking a mcdonalds milk shake
>>220632297a brazilian lady died from painful gas
>>220632297You don't want to hear that story
Timmy was badly destroyed.
My sisiter torld she wear to look lesbo so men dont hit her and she ooesnt look like slut :D
Succ me thru the phone
>>220632591lol your sister has to wear a disguise in order to not look like a slut
>>220631314>mogs you
>>220632609slut part were added by me to get notice and it worked.But yeah, i feel her men are thirsty dogs and i grew her good to defend against normi man lust
Woke up at 4:30 but if i leave the bedroom im gonna wake up my family ree
>>220632778bro youre wasting your day when you could be making money bro rise and grind my boy
>>220632866My grandpa's paying me to garden for him but yesterday he only wanted me to work 4 hours. I'll get started when he wakes up and hopefully he'l let me work for longer today. He's getting cataracts surgery so it probably won't happen tho. It's embarrassing but i do really need money for school.
>>220629023>I was just reading 88 Days to Kandahar and don't know where else to bitch.why do you trust this book so much?
>>220632611Didn't the creators of Trench Crusade ban anyone in their discord who isnt left wing?
Girls with visibly hairy armpits are a weakness of mine. It even transcends race, and bonus points if they have short hair
>>220633185I got warned in the tc discord for saying that berbers are a race of pirates
theyre debating bart and muni againit's literally always>if you dont pass our 100th hundred tex measure to fund public transit we'll be forced to shut the majority of system down california is such a joke
about to clean the shower while taking a shower
>>220633297You NEED to spend 5% of your paycheck so a homeless man can piss on you in the bart
>>220633382last time i took the lightrail here in sac i kid you not the three people sitting around meone was sleepingone had a marijuna t shirtand one guy carrying around his trash bags then these two nogs got into an argument about their joint and price and you know what the response to all this is gonna be>muh the liberals have failed us we need TRULY progressive policies here in california fuuuck me these people are insane
>>220633482It's utterly fucked lol. You can't make good fruits with a bad tree, but they keep pouring water instead of scouring it. Its even worse the droughts have turned all the cities from green and pretty to deserts.
if you really look at it women unions and democracy is at the root of all evils in california then theyll turn around and tell me how wonderful these things arethis is what happens when nobody is ever put in their place and the insane run the asylum
>>220633482Most of the party is geriatric centrists.
I am become eepy
>>220633840I can't think of many non democratic countries I'd willingly live in
>>220633840Men literally have a different system of discourse than women do and democracy was designed with male socializstion in mind. Women generally don't get convinced that they're wrong when disproven and see having their opinions undermined as a personal attack. Just look at husband vs wife arguments most of the time. The woman always thinks she's in the right no matter what she does or how things turn out. This is why out policy system has become meaningless. Failure is not punished. You can't shout at faiking leaders in anger because they are women and they'll dtart crying because they feel endangered. Women are the biological instrument of political subversion
>>220633909let's see for memorocco turkey china hong kong qatar uae morocco singapore... need i go on
>>220633909Can't think of many I'd even survive in. Growing up in America means growing up learning that it's not only okay to complain and pick at everything but your duty and right as a citizen. But in many places elsewhere, discontent means a jail sentence or worse. I would definitely end up saying some shit that wouldn't fly with a non democratic government at some point. Vgh, the American urge to bitch and whine in the marketplace of ideas...
>>220633909Not democratic as the form of government. Democrat ad in the left leaning political party
>>220633980whoops put moro twice meant bahraine or something >>220633993fuck you why do i care about 'freedom of speech'rather not be stabbed on the train or be sent to these commie schools than have the right to 'vote' dont give a shit about any of these things
>>220633909You already live in one
https://youtu.be/hE4ToouvKF4?si=-0C8LnAxFKywBhw0This guys videos are cool af
If Sexico wasn't a violent shithole I would move there
Everyone acts like the worst aspect part of working of at retail store are the customers. Its really not. Its how corporate wants to budget hours as thinly as possible to maximize profits while you get the brunt of working in a understaffed hellhole with unrealistic expectations from people detached from your actual job. Meanwhile they want to act like the good guys by giving you some chump change bonus once or twice a year.
>>220634580>aspect partRedundant terms you didn't have to say part because that was covered by aspect
Awake before noon award
>>220634506If my grandma had handlebars she'd be a bicycleMove to costa rica instead then innit or puerto rico its easy
Watching body cams. Boy, when women get arrested they scream like fucking wild animals, like the screams don't even sound human
Every morning I am woken up from the violent rage I have for the man who circumcised me. I would give anything to go back and strangle him to death before he could touch my peener
I ate a whole bag of popcorn
Iran war is Trump’s Biden moment.He can’t recover from that.
Keyboard is gross
>>220635184Imagine spreading her cheeks!
>>220635160Why did he let israel drag us into this?
Getting a big wooden crate to send my belongings across the ocean and its very whimsical but a bit of a pain in the ass to figure out honestly.
>>220635160It's his Afghanistan pullout. Biden's numbers never recovered after that disaster (even doe trump set it up)
I was walking around the wage complex today, and I spotted a broken spoigot on the side of a building. This thing has been pouring water onto the lawn since October of last year.Apparently, it's just a personal problem of mine that I care about shit like these.I hate working with niggers
>>220635453Blahpipo do not care about such things
>>220633980Morocco isn't that great. Not the poorest but not wealthy. The others aren't as bad but only Singapore is anything near sustainable
>>220635566the hell do i care about wealthyid be living in the nice parts
Gimme couscous love me goodMmm, damn
>>220635184Omg I love her so much
Tay Tay is gonna be a Grade A top tier 1%er MILF when she hits 40
>>220635527It shows.
Shes marrying this stunad
She must be protected at all costs.
>>220635763Why bother getting married when she's already barren?
>>220635819You don't know that
NEW >>220635828
Pizza in 1 hour
>>220635730>no tits>Grade A top tier 1% milfAnon...
>>220633048My information didn't solely come from that book. The book just rekindled my annoyance with the subject.
