fat toucan edition
>>220625032he's big boned
what we listening to?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQlAEiCb8m0
your blood tastes so sweetlike sugar baby
>>220625041the money store x
just been informed that theres a gay man in this very thread
told my mum I'm gay and she doesn't minddon't know if I should tell my dad
>>220625041https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz4HtlbS5DI
>>220625045my fav album of all time
>>220625065kiss me
>>220625041
>>220625069um x
>>220625045https://www.youtube.com/watch/YEkOWW0Kkzo
>>220625073great taste
>>220625073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=530gC6BztnAjust needs a little touch-up
thinking about getting implants
>>220625083why do they all have weird willies
>>220625089penile?
>>220625096dunno
right well that's a woman with a penis then isn't it
>>220625102breast
>>220625114what size you thinking
on my way to an escort to lose my v cardwhat can I expect, shitting myself a bit
i am the beast i worship
>>220625107fiar enough
>>220625041https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsOHvP1XnRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUoroosq8wU
>>220625128try not to get emotionally attached and spam the thread for months afterward
>>220625128You might not get hard or you might not comee
>>220625145tunage
>>220625041https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdWPP-EGRpk
>>220625159It's going to be the hard thing
rorke's limbs growing back like a lizard
they put a moon on the man
The matrix is attacking me
>>220625220how so
>>220625224blockheaded freak
Catholicism aestheticmogs Protestantism.
>>220625239no it doesn't it's gaudy and cringe
catberg and Vinnie are quite the pair
>>220625239shut up fat
>>220625239Catholicism makes up in noise what it lacks in substance.
Drinking my own pussy juice
>>220625239It’s time to go back to mexico juan
not sure what they were thinking with this one
rorke or as I call him, the nastiest little sex puppet I've ever met
>>220625258I thank the Honourable Member for Brighton Pavilion for her contribution
>>220625249right looks like a crazy cat from some animationcute bergs
Diaper bapy loli party at anon's house!
Final episode of Stargate Atlantis next ladsNever finished the seriesOnce I’m done with it Stargate Atlantis is done forever; there will be no more episodes I’ve never seen
>>220625297Concerning post
>>220625276looks like an alien house
If anyone feels depressed, feel free to talk to me x
>>220625306why don't you watch star trek like a real man
>>220625307Aww someone's upset and needs her diapy changed! Let's all spray fecal beverage at the wall!
>>220625330Star Trek sucks
>>220625276I like it but kind of looks like a sandcastle
epstein vs diddy freak off
>>220625041https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPzfKe_G4Ng
im the idfs strongest soldier and this is my post
The mandem in the gherkin making rorke twerk for their amusement
>>220625359alri meowl
>>220625276CATALONIA UBER ALLESCATALONIAUBERALLES
>>220625359catowlberg
>>220625339
Cause I’m a Yankkkk, I’m a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here. I don’t belong here
>>220625391cute
just seen pony content outside /mlp/
>>220625382you DO belong here
FAIRIES WEAR BOOTS AND YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME
fart
irish horse eating noodles
oo chile this finna bussing
I SAW IT I SAW IT AND I TELL YA NO LIES
>>220625462
bjorke be like>he's venus as a goy
>>220625475sc
>>220625470
>>220625455cute
to the yanks of /brit/: what draws you here, are you of /brit/ish descent?
>>220625497ate cumate Americans ate American culturesimpil az
sometimes i get the urge to scream loud as fuck for no reason but i don't do it and just bite my shirt or somethingbit of a mong me
>>220625497I like ukg and some brit shows
>>220625505Have you tried biting a pillow? Sounds a bit silly, but try it now. Get in bed, arse pointed at the ceiling and bite that pillow for daddy<3
>>220625516okay i will do that !!
mad that yankland gets mexicans as immigrants, a group of people that everyone loves, whilst we get arabs/pakistanis as immigrants, a group of people that everyone hatesnot particularly fair is it
>>220625527da luvs his baby kitten
>>220625534it not right
>>220625489HOLE IN THE SKYYYYTAKE ME TO HEAVENWHOOOOOOMPPPPPPP WHOOOOMPPPPP
>>220625551Great choon lad! I love every bs album from s.t. to mob rules. Sabotage is probably my favorite.
>>220625534>a group of people that everyone lovesyou never met a Mexican have you
im going to touch my penis until it cums ok
>>220625571Let him have has dream lad. We know the reality.
>>220625571>>220625588seems alri in my book
america looks so kino
Mad how irritated I got over a finger of mine refusing to stop bleeding
>>220625640get a plaster on it brother
was having a dream where a bunch of people were having a big Kung Fu fight
ugly pornstars mog fit pornstars
deh
rorke wants them out yet he eats kebabs. curious...
>>220625676why did he do this
>>220625534they get chill mexicans and act like theyre the most feral african ex child soldiers
azerbaijani green day be like>don't wanna be an armenian idiot
>>220625682who knows his ways
can someone react to my green day post please
>>220625712mild scream
>>220625712reaction
>>220625741>>220625752thanks x
donated blood to my grandad recently and he's going to make it, so happy lads x
>>220625768x
Poo twisting out my arse like a DNA helix
>>220625794odd mental image
>>220625738no you stole my thunder as I was just about to make a My Chemical Romance post
taking the brown gf out tomorrow night, to the city. Not quite sure what to do once we get to the city though, hope she likes incelwalking
raised an eyebrow at that post. won't say which lest the poster think they gained another (You)
>>220625608That's mexico boong. This here is Califas
feeling like a bad bitch
Pooing like a gorilla. Roaring.
What’s the best and most practical suicide method? Getting a gun is out of the question
About 50 fish die for every Omega 3 supplement bottle
>>220625945could just not do it x
im gay and like male arse and cock and love my arse getting cock up itim gay
Corr spaff
>>220625945ahhhh, the old Sylvia Plath...mmmyesss...an ever rrreliable method. Would messieur prefer additional impregnation of the window pane?
draaaiinnn gaaaannnggg
>>220625945Criticize jews while you're the CEO of turning point usa.
>>220625968getting some queer vibes off this post
>>220625968idgi
>>220626019Bet she's got a fat juicy arse that loves being filled up then. Mad that. I'm wanking to this.
got cold feet
>>220626043got a warm lap
polling card came in yesterdaymight pencil in the magpie party for a cheeky win.
the plan is arranged. will probably set me back 80 quid all-in-all just to get some action from the missus. still cheaper than an ameri'scort
i ride public transportation because i am the master caste. only a natural slave would drive himself anywhere with his own cuckstamp attached to the back of his whip
texted a gril I'd like to go on a date and I've been left on read since 4:10AM
british media be like >man JAILED for social media posts>man SACKED from his job over harassment.
>>220626080she's obviously sleeping, retard.
>>220626080text her 15 more times she might have missed it
>>220626099we were texting up until then, then she stopped once I asked :_:
I watch bbc iplayer for freeI lie and say I have a telly license x
>>220625965>>220625970>>220625981Piss off. Looking for real advice
>>220626080Not with that attitude she won't.
got the tyler the creator on because im a normie braindead shagger
>>220626109bro watches the big black cockXD
im lowkey black
>>220626108how'd you ask la? how many times have you seen this girl irl
>>220626112you didn't even look up what my post was about, you drongo
>>220625945go to a war reenactment at the medieval fair and sneak infront of the cannon just when they shoot it so it blows you to pieces
>>220626129I know who Sylvia Plath is mate. Died from a gas oven, I don’t have a gas oven
>>220626108plenty of fish ladbeing a man is handling rejection
>>220626112Not going to help you kill yourself even though you're the sour kiwi who hates Americans and wants us dead. Go get therapy.
>>220626128known her for 5 monthstexted: I've never felt this comfortable talking to someone before, really think we should be more than friends and meet up soon x
>>220626138>medieval>cannonMong
>>220626154you don't blurt something like that out over a text imo
>>220626157hope your suicide fails and you live a long life dickhead
>>220626154That's what the girl is supposed to write to the guy she likes lmao
>>220626154lol
>Gunpowder artillery in the Middle Ages primarily consisted of the introduction of the cannon, large tubular firearms designed to fire a heavy projectile over a long distancebrainless kiwi fool
>>220626154im sorry boss, probably appeared to much like a friend and waited to long. girl im dating is from uni and i asked her out maybe the 5th time I saw her. Most of the time that I text her is just asking when she's free. You have to be a killer, save the vulnerable sweet guy shit for after you shag
weird experience the first time you realise the milf in the porn is younger than you
>>220626154rizz
>>220626162>>220626173>>220626188cheers ameriladswill dust myself off and move on
We've all fucked it sending a cringe text to a girl before. Best advice is pretend you're mildly interested in her and make her chase you. Don't let her know you're dying to hold her and love her. Women will ghost you if you do that.
>>220626208sc
>>220626212?
>>220626208trvke >Don't let her know you're dying to hold her and love hernot easy this!
>>220626230all the people falling down those stairs
>>220626208cheers lad, will defo consider this advice
>>220626234I know. Must be done though until you're close enough with her that you sleep in the same bed together. Remember each girl has 10 guys orbiting her at all times because of the way things are. When you get weepy with a girl she sidelines you and goes for the guy that seems the most serious, the most manly.
>>220626254Good luck mate
Blaming aussiemong in my suicide note. Driven to suicide by /brit/, get this whole thing shut down
>>220626019picture looks like it was taken in about 2014
atheistmong's weekly suicide bit guess the pagan larping didnt work
got the coldplay on #heilhitlerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isH1yy8I_dc
>kiwiniggas read ‘poo’ on a forum and thinks the best way to respond is to an hero
just jerked off and now i'm full of zest
this is literally me
woke upquite early but that's okay
Just had dinner
I should coco
>>220626385what does that mean
coughing
>>220626405I would think so in cockney, supposedly
might move to bhutan
my life is like a movie about an unlovable chud freak who never gave up hopefully happy ending x
>>220626547ktiiiim
>>220626345Going to kill myself because this is not me
i hate short form contenti hate reelsi hate shorts
>>220626594don't watch them then problem solved
You're all my mates aren't you
alex responded lads
>>220626610one step ahead of you
>>220626663why are you spanish
>>220626699just learning spanish so i can romance the 'xican gf
burning an incense in my smelly smeggy living quarters, those jeets were on to something
might do the cod airport mission in real life
>>220626594Love vines me
>>220625032He's Brazilian, all toucans are Brazilian
gonna get up nice and early today get to the asda first thing then ive got all day to do what i want
>>220626594how do you feel about animal webms
>>220626752i love toucans and i love brazilians
logging off the incel site seeing as i've got a date tomorrow. can't have my mind polluted by the sad spiteful evil bastard incels
>>220626768funny and good
>>220626770Thank you, you can come to Brazil
>>220626780can you take me with you x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaKPs9KZls4
>>220626754what are you going to do after that
https://voca.ro/1kEtPnz8Twym
>>220626817nigga recorded this on mars
>>220626816bit of cleaning i suppose
it's raining
>>220626851No its not
>>220626859sorry
watching a webcam in amsterdam and wondering where all the little people are going
>>220626827lol my phone decided to drop acid
>>220626879Bunch of cunts
>>220626892They're actually mostly normal sized people
>>220626892
>>220626892toil probably
>>220626939i didn't know they had toil in holland
>>220626879most of these are just actually not good albums
Alright boys. Need to lose 15lbs fast. Really fast. Maybe 20.
>>220626988how are you going to do that then
the fact is it's not 2006 any morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUY
>>220626988Why? If you don't need to look good just don't eat.
>>220626967i like frank ocean
remember the world cup in 2018 where russia were juiced to fuck
>>220627006warranted
>>220626994Figure it out tomorrow. Too late. Had a cookie when I woke up and then washed it down with toast with LATHERED butter on it. Lathered it. Day was a wash before it started. Charade. >>220627000I'm going to try to have sex in a couple weeks. And I mean really try. Really really really try.
>>220626994a massive cleansing enema commencing at once. Wish my luck. Hose is in and I'm feeling juicy ;)
>>220627006Too right, Wales for the Welsh
got a woman that I work with and any time she hosts a meeting she immediately talks about how much stress she's under and how she's scared and how she thinks everyone is going to get firedfucking ruins the mood no idea why she does this
>>220627043i moan about being overworked all the time to my colleaguesits fun and good for team building
>>220627043That's really funny
>>220627043women have a need to project their l’sfor example >>220627059
IRN BRU
>>220627034Genuine question do you just never build any houses in Wales then? Because once they are built legally you cannot stop an english person living there
feel sad when I see children knowing I'll never have one
>>220627043batter her
OPEN THE FUCKING PUBSOPEN THE FUCKING STRAITS OF HORMUZ
>>220627059she's not bringing up being overworked she's bringing up potential job cutsshe's meant to be a leader and she starts every meeting off by just annihilating any sense of confidence
>>220627095reckon i would be possibly the worst parent of all time if i had a kid
>>220627087Illegally you can set fire to their houses like Meibion Glyndwr but that is illegal and therefore wrong
On my way to the asda now
What if they moved Israel to Wales
Janny goes to bed soon, and then gaybrit begins huehiehuehue get those arses lubed up
>>220627108Worse than this >>220626778?
>>220627108doubt you'd be that badcompetent people often rate themselves harshly
>>220627103You're very yankbrained Toil is supposed to be miserable complaining about it and how awful it it's makes everything betterAlso Consider that she's telling you to find new jobs because yours isn't safe
>>220627134would be banter
>>220627139Lad no one is replying to your posts other than yourself take a hint
>>220627128
>>220627136my arse self lubes with sludges and other effluvia
>>220627177Wdym, you just did, and other people are, idk why you said that
need to pissbut I'm not gonna
>>220627191Really ruins the fantasy then doesn't it.
on the bog screaming a poo
https://x.com/dellieisla0_0/status/2042283811615228414im listening and im learning
Really really enjoying my purple tinted polarized Johnny Depp glasses. Might never take them off. Take them off and everything's green and fluorescent.
https://youtu.be/cwpYGG6wx7U?si=fOTFU4RocpFo1Osi
>>220627157I think she's just a miserable neurotic foid that needs everyone else to commiserate with herguarantee she'll find some way to nuke this project and risk everyone's jobs because women melt down under pressure
>>220627223Thank you for censoring the bad word
>>220627223why do femoids even say this when they know they don't want nice guys and men know they don't want nice guyswhat's the point
>>220627240Got to be something to do with ovulating to whatever happens after that cycle. They're basically on steroids when you think about it. Maybe I should take steroids, get my T back up. What do you think?
>>220627240They do though
Mental there's 4.5 billion females on planet earth and not one of them loves me or wants to be my gf.
you want that for your birthday, anon?
>>220627251well they don't and everyone knows that
Think I'm going to take steroids. Not very Johnny Depp but maybe modern Depp. Shifted to blue tinted glasses with age I think. Not in that phase yet. Last time I wore blue tinted shades I really fucked my life up really badly. What are we thinking?
>>220627270No
>>220627267what if your soulmate is out there but she lives in like bahrain or something
>>220627240>>220627270think you’re too internet brained mate
Also the neurotic woman at work is also a... well... you know...
>>220627280do you think i get my opinions on women from the internet
>>220627279What if your soulmate is a iguana huh what then what will you do huh
>>220627290Yes if you use the term femoid
>>220627291not relevant because we're talking about humans + i wouldn't fuck a lizard
>>220627299it's a funny word but no i get my opinions about women from real life x
>>220627300What if your soulmate was a fucking rock yeah what then yeah
Should be a term for when you're scrounging around for something and make a mess doing it that prevents you from finding a different thing later because everything's fucked up and strewn
>>220627312i'd shag her silly
