dobert 'dish
is this the new?
just what is it that you want to do
willy wonka maxxing my life rn
>>220629102Shedding like a man in his late 20s
The utter collapse of my skull and blood and brain matter gurgling down the gutter
>>220629117Hello fellows
Why don't other animals go bald?
do yourself a favour mate
>>220629123cant say here x
while everyone else talks israel does
>>220629180does what? murder children?
>>220629144bald eagles do
more importantly I've got my bum out
>>220628119Spent the hour on it and have made considerable contributions. However its still a first draft and will require countless more hours to complete.
>>220629191does whatever it wants cause everyone else just talks
morning lads it friday let's get it done
Can i come round your flat for dinner fellows?
Wake up tiredCan't be arsed to do anythingJust vegGo to bed lateRepeatHow do I break out of this?
Slept for 10 whole hours. Absolutely mental. Usually my body struggles to get 6 or 7...
umm
>>220629218um no sorry I only have one set of cutlery
>>220629232stop talking just do things
>>220629232get a job
the whites in the office are always in early but the you know whats are anywhere between 10 and 30 minutes late every day. just their culture i suppose
Cheated on my diet after only 3 days
had one of them sleeps that felt like i was only out for an hour of two
Reiterating that cognitive behavioural therapy is utterly useless and therapists need to stop relying on it as if it were a miraculous cure-all.
>>220629270ancestral trauma makes them walk slow
>>220629270They are also useless and constantly beg others for helpIndians are a mixed bag, some of them are like that
>>220629286how do you know its useless?
>>220629247Don't mind eating with me hands even if it's soup or pasta.
>>220629291eternally based Kamiya
>>220629291based
>>220629307Tried it a bunch of times is how, dimwit.
get your shit, we leave in 5
Im spying on yoo through the curtains with a boner
There's an intellectually retarded man in my town who always wears a MAGA hat and looks like he wants to kill
>>220629325so it didnt work for you, therefore its useless for everyone? and you're calling other people dimwits lol.
watching The Gold and now I want a redhead east London cop gf
mcdonalds spicy chilli sauce has poisoned me a torrent of sulfuric molten sludge is slowly and painfully making it's agonising descent from my arse to the cooling waters below
>>220629349One can extrapolate from personal experience
CBT is for low IQ peoplethis is known
>>220629351what the devil is that
Cheated on my gf after only 3 days
that protein shake tasted off. that's me shitting my arse out all day then
>>220629348used to work at a call centre when I was in uni and there was an old fella doing the samehave to give him some grace because imagine being like 75 working in a call centre
funny how the missus always looks the bleedin same
>>220629378A coyoteMEEP-MEEP
Dressing the gf up as a clown and making her dance for me
*paints a fake tunnel on the side of the thread and runs off cackling*
got a date with the ex next weekold habits die hard x
>>220629366mentally ill retards such as yourself have no business being this egotistical. you're a loser mate, you dont need to project that on to everyone.
>>220629404Very cool for cats this post
Sawing the front legs of grandma's walkerGrandpa is going to shit himself laughing again
>>220629404i wank into her arsehole then i tell her that i came it's cool for ca-a-a-a-ats
yeah well that's me not at toil, wonder if they'll call
>>220629414*unboxes ACME dynamite*
>>220629421A pathetic slew of ad hominem attacks. I accept your concession.
Ewww, a pathetic slewww, eeww
>>220629432don't think those are the correct lyrics
>>220629460if you say so. Enjoy your pathetic life of misery. try not to drag everyone down with you
>>220629479oh shut up you complete bottom burp
at the end of the day it's all about doing it and getting it done
business idea: I do ket and play deus ex
>>220629493I am in a joyous mood today. You however appear argumentative and unpleasant.
Wew lad, a pathetic slew lad
>>220629514well mentally ill people are prone to delusions
Shagging the court jester while forcing her to tell jokes
That's leftypol done then
Had stuff I was meant to do at the office this week but have just stayed home and done fuck all instead. Better that way, there's always next week isn't there.
>>220629524You're a sad act aren't you? Give it up, there's no need to be so rude!
reading up a bit on marx and fuck me he writes like a proper midwit
>>220629552you started the rudeness you imbecile. feel free to stop giving me (You)s any time.
Wanking to gay porn porn
>>220629509what a shame
>>220629542i don't think that's an insult to him
the breakfast
>>220629603confectionary for breakfast is it
>>220629542say what you want about him but he's not wrongthe left has no vitality
off today but still reading my toil emails because its my only meaningful interaction with the world
Rorke couldn't handle this bunda
>>220629653that's a really sad arse
>>220629653lego bum how does that happen
might pop for a 'fee
>>220629645what about your interaction with us
>>220629593Don't confuse genuine bumders with prison gay twink enjoyers
>>220629653Saddest thing I've ever seen.
stupid phone turned off and now I'm back to captcha toil again.
>>220629685>iran hates the UK more than israel and the USIt literally does We haven't launched a single missile yet their press briefings mention us relentlessly
Got out of bed specifically for a meeting and they cancelled it with 5 minutes notice
>>220629685they're radical islamists so of course they hate us. they quite literally fund various terrorist organisations around the world. this is very common knowledge mate.
>>220629697>somewhat-to-high
>>iran hates the UK more than israel and the US>It literally does>We haven't launched a single missile yet their press briefings mention us relentlessly
>>220629685Over here they say Iran was just DAYS from acquiring nuclear bombs and blowing us all up to bits. They have no shame and need put to sleep, otherwise look at the results.
trump said he'd make anime real, destroying iran is a necessary step
>>220629697He's not high T at all, he's another sadistic lowT nerd gerbil that wormed his way into becoming powerful without having any real physical bravado. Nerds are not high T.
everyone hates us for some reason or other
>>220629743>noooo don't push back on my incel ranting or I'll call you an npc!!!FUCK OFF TO /POL/ YOU BORING CUNT
>>220629690pointless
I am ready to die for Israel, our ally.It is the moral thing to do, it is the right thing to do.
>>220629781i don’t hate you!!
>>220629720isnt it more because we interfered with their country for the past 60 years until the islamic revolution raped us out of power
>>220629685Complain to Ofcom. You won't because you're a coward.
Got on the night nurse last night, had a lovely long sleep despite the illness.
>>220629800>t. Bernie Bogbaum, Golders Green Refugee Advocate
>>22062974540 years of unironic 2 more weeksing
>>220629806what will ofcom do about it>oh sorry we're going to pull all state propaganda because one viewer called to complain
>>220629805no mate, its their fundamental religious beliefs. are you wilfully blind to what radical muslims believe? they have an entire state based on that. impossible to have cordial relations with a nation like that.
>>220629819The stupid fuck forgot we were in Iraq 12 years, and Afghanistan 20 years and that they were smaller, less capable counties and we lost both wars.
>>220629812You were out like a light weren't you i didn't even use lube!
>>220629803well i hate you you horse shagging nonce
>>220629685you guys invented Israel
>>220629844so you think the decades of shit we caused for them is less of a factor than them being muzzies?
>>220629844>As per Sky News and Douglas Murray...LOL
Morning lads
>>220629880good morning my greek friend
>>220629880top of the morning to ya
>>220629844Now replace muslims with jews and ask the same question
Did you know Douglas Murray is a paid employee of the government of Israel? No wonder the guy shillsr for it night and day.
>>220629854:O
want to go to thorpe park but i have no friends
Iran hates us because our women wear bikinis at the beach, not because we drop bombs on them and kill their kids.
>>220629902
>>220629928they got a no singles policy?
>>220629928I'll be your friend but we have to hold hands and skip while we're at Thorpe Park
>>220629867ask literally any muslim on planet earth what comes first or is most important in their life.>>220629901its ok not to like either mate. you dont have to live in a polarised binary world you know.
Did you know Douglas Curry is a paid employee of the government of India? No wonder the guy shills for it night and day.
>>220629934Have you ever bean?
>>220629863fuck up h8r
deleted my brit folder the other day planning on never coming back here now im back here and i have no memes to post
chess is pot luck this Chinaman getting help via his headphones couldn't even win
>>220629954screm
>>220629965As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly
>>220629957So you haven't even bean?>>220629954lel
>>220629965are you stupid
>>220629102Made in north Africa btw.
skulduggery pleasant sex pelvis
Why do you lot lump the Japanese in with all the lesser Orientals? It's so insulting.
>>220630001Because we're razy and lacist
>>220629984He ruined his entire credibility in one interview. Total self immolation
>>220630001grow up weeb
>>220630001what is the oriental ranking list?
>>220630001Why the fuck do you care?
hadn't had a drink in months, got poo steaming last night and got a bad hangover, think I'm just going to go straight back to sobriety if I'm honestjust not worth it
if you know who douglas murray is youre a very sad cunt
>>220630046FOR
>>220629653Irish genes
>>220629685>>220630064throw your boring self and your depression underneath a moving train
>>220629934>>220629957>>220629984love how even Rogan was mocking this 'haven't even bean' nonsense in a later episode
>>220630059ktimgot a bit tempted to drink last night though. quite like the taste of beer and getting a nice buzz from it isn't bad, it's just all the other shit that makes it not worth it plus you run the risk of getting completely wankered if you decide to drink more
anyway bonkers how good claude is compared to chatgpt. might actually pay the 18 quid a month for this
>>220630059what do you do at night after another shit day at work? sit there in your dark house alone stone cold sober?
>>220630064As opposed to knowing the names of ponies that were designed for children, but grown men with autism want to fuck them.
>>220630072Are you trying to do a racism? I don't understand. Anyway you should really vote for the greens.
>>220629348I didn't realize people outside the US wore maga hats. Even here it's a rare sight(at least in my part of the cunt). My buddy was wearing a red Milwaukee hat and some lady freaked on him but once he turned around she apologized.
>>220630080https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3GW47Zzm7A
>>220630086Not him but I just get a takeaway or something
>>220630097uh no not that actually very telling that thats were your mind went to though!
>>220630086just do all the usual stufflisten to musicreadwatch filmsjust don't drink
and still i persist
the flesh is weak
and just WHERE is diego?
I'm freezing outside, I feel my skin tightMy coat is inside, but I look up at youI tracked your plane ride for when you're in tonightTell me, when is the next time I'll run into you? (Oh)
Ever had that moment where you're arguing with someone on /brit/ and then they make a reply where you realise 'I'm talking to an actually mentally ill person here' and then you immediately stop?
>>220630122Why are we not supposed to know who a famous political pundit is?
>>220630157he died x
>>220630169i dont bother with 4chan arguments
>>220630169>Ever had that moment where you're arguing with someone on /brit/no
>>220630213U look like that
Rorke Park
>>220630228yuh x
Goodnight fellows. Love you guys.
Maddison is missing. The 17-year-old was last seen in Kangaroo Flat on Saturday 4 April.
>>220630217scared you might lose
>>220630267grim. they can keep her
Me? Not drank in 3 days but bang on it tonight. Hyped.
Had such a nice sleep thanks to night nurse last night, might just chug another glug and go to sleep for the rest of the day
>>220630267Post more hotty missings like you usually do
>>220630267Looks like she's fresh off a Barnsley council estate
>>220630299*unzips*
Billy connolly. Funny
>5th return from retirementboxing is literally WWEgoofy shit
>>220630326You were so gentle, you're welcome any time
lads it's over...was drinking with the flat mates yesterday and one girl said i always use the bathroom after her in the morningi tried to look confused and act like it was coincidencebut i think they all know that i go in for a good sniff and a wank. she is just so too fucking peng not toofeel so fucking embarrassed right now
>>220629542why is he so oily all the time
>>220630358Film her, it's historically worked out for weird perverts like you to post that sort of material here. Maybe troon out too?
>>220629316Rorke once again claiming that our leadership is bad and that it would somehow be better if we install a bunch of rich cunts who will never care about us and who will blame all problems on brown people rather than fix anything
>US announces ceasefire>Israel ignores it>2 days later Meania has unannounced press conference denying any relationship with Epstein and a report comes out about Trumps relationship with Epstein a day after thatThe blackmail isn't even subtle
>>220630414rorke lives in your head rent free
>>220630414
>>220630376Bizarre to think how different poley's life could have turned out had he not chosen to record his flat mate in the toilet and brag about it on /r9k/. He was in his final year of an accounting degree when he was doxxed and reported. He would literally be a chartered accountant probably on about 80 grand a year had he not had his fall from grace.
>and he laughed as the English do, at the the end of his teethWhat the fuck did they mean by this? Been trying to laugh at the end of my teeth for a while now. Count of monte cristo if you're interested.
Can't poo
One of the hallmarks of maturity, something I've noticed as I've got older, is that when I see an incel ranting about women or a blue haired liberal claiming there are 40 genders or a racist /pol/ user or any of other people with extreme views, I don't laugh, I don't rage, I simply understand these they possess less information than me, that they weren't bless with a brain as large as mine to see the whole picture, and I just try to understand their limitations with compassion.
>words words words
>>220630433Funny how the world works, what a crushing disappointment that must have been to his dad.
>>220629102>>220629351>>220629778These are different fox breeds right? There were many foxes around where I used to live. I miss those funny bastards. Always shrieking in the night.
>>220630435Supposed to mean insincere laughter, a variation on 'laughing with his teeth', not the actual person themself laughing I think.
someone hat that gimp
Don’t miss out
>>220630433That freak eats coleslaw with his hands he was always destined to be a failure
>>220629965Here's a meme to get you started again
>>220630473yep fennec, bat eared and i think just normal but semi domesticatedbit anything but often when they're screeching they're having a great time
>>220630435appreciate that you kept going with that book. there is one translation that is notoriously bad based on the notes at the back of the book, translator made a lot of mistakes.
€1.50 for creme eggs is diabolical.
>>220630456Grow up, Rorke
>>220630479Thanks cleverlad, makes sense when you put it that way
>>220629983is that chaucer?
>>220630531how many?
love how zoomers will see something longer than one sentence and say tldr they can only digest information with 180 chars or less
>>220630530Yeah you were right, it does pick up a lot after the scene setting bit. Right now our lad Dantes is running around in all sorts of whacky costumes gathering information on his enemies. Not sure what translation I've got as it's just an ebook download but it's bretty good
>>220630427Not an argument Rorke
>all my niggas nazis>nigga heil hitler
>>220630555One!
Not feeling right in my head lads. I’ve been treated very poorly
>>220630592by whom
>>220630592Yis mate, let's get some fush and chups
>>220630610Gfberg accepted a marriage proposal from an ex while away on a work trip while she was in a relationship with me.
scream
>>220630592
Legendary Iron Maiden bassist Steve Harris.
>>220630633This is particularly bleak, but really this is the best possible scenario. She obviously still wanted to be with the other guy, imagine how bad it'd be if you'd got more serious with her and it'd still happened. Or, flip side, she's a whore that always wants what she can't have. Wait until she's married, fuck her again, tell him and blow the whole thing up. Sweet revenge n
>>220630633Surely you have to crash the wedding
>>220630633you've always come across as a bit of a prick so this is just karma imo.
i'm 36
>>220630633sounds like a keeper
>>220630701He made the fatal mistake of making a big song and dance about having a new gf on here, just to rub it into chronic incel's faces and now look whats happened. that is cosmic justice if ive ever seen it
>>220630584He's a nutter but his music slaps you can't deny it.
>A Kentucky man was accused of repeatedly attacking a stranger on the sidewalk with a cleaver because he "was a foreigner" who was "trespassing on his land.">Although the victim could not speak English, he was able to communicate the situation to police enough for them to track down Page and arrest him.>The victim was immediately tended to by veterinarians at a nearby animal hospital who witnessed the ordeal, police said.
Found out that someone had done a massive shit on the floor in the toilets literally minutes after my shift ended haha
6 days 10 hours left to download my torrent fml
>>220630546it's the big man upstairs
Even though I'm doing nothing while working from home I still resent the fact I have to be online at teams and be near my laptop all day
>>220630740The foreigner in question
>>220630737lol>>220630680Cheers lad
might boot up the old laptop i havent used since 2014 i bet theres some deranged shit on there
>>220630752it was you wasn't it
going to eat a kiwi as i am known for doing
my heart just burst into flames and pillars of blood and semen flew up into the heavensdo you understand?
>>220630833I understand.
doing gay porn hakas to propitiate the gay porn demons without succumbing to the dizzying heights of gay porn
sucking off the gay demons, just for fun
got the larry heard on x
sex with twileks, zabraks, chiss, mirialans, nautolans, rattataki, togrutas
remember when you could just save an image without having to bother thinking about all this .webp .avif guff?>inb4 'ummm, you can just etc etc etc'I know, I still want to complain
yeah man the beat is so groop, it's pleeble. I heard shnorty and bimbus linked up? you taste it? crunky!when you reach 30 this is what listening to teenagers sounds like. it will happen to you too.
they be liking white guys till they hear "Yeah you fucking like that white cock huh?" for the first time
>>220630910and that's good is it?
>>220630791Ktim, just fucking about for 8 hours
>>220630922they're all massively into raceplay behind closed doors thoughbeitever
>>220630791yeah
just found out I'm not allowed to move to Israel because I'm not Jewish. Curious how one and only one nation in the entire world is allowed to bar immigration on the basis of race...
Not a cuckbrained post but I've noticed from videos of these teenage city centre mob meetups that are happening now that all the lads are black and the only white people there are white teenage girls.
je t'adore
What are they putting in beans these daysA new formula that has made farts absolutely vile like a backed up drainNeed the government to step in
>>220630954how does an incel such as yourself know this?
>>220631011Sea levels rising because of this
>>220631010tried heinz chili beans on toast with cheese on top.I was constantly farting the most diabolical hadean sulphuric fumes, sharting out mushy sewage water poos and reems of mucus for 48 hours post-meal...
think i got long term mental disability after eating a space cake in amsterdamabsolutely horrific experience
>>220630988Ok
shall be pooing in approximately 5 minutes
music is vibrations. the universe is vibrations. ergo music is the soul of the universe, is a magic capable of transforming emotions and mental states. it can make you feel ways words can't explain.
>>220630909Sex with Kyivans but not with Muscovites
>>220631062What I'm saying is that the white teenage boys clearly don't excite these girls like the criminal black boys do, they even dress up in all their shite 'designer' street wear nike pro stuff, all wearing the exact same clobber. You could almost say they have been co-opted into black youth culture and their parents don't seem to have done anything to stop this.
>homer bimpson
rorke furtively glancing at babies in prams going past him with white mothers to assess the race of the baby and flying into an impotent sullen rage if they appear to be mixed race
>>220631094Mate. You were never going to sleep with those girls. Get over it. They don't want you and you deep down don't want that type of girl.There's plenty of women with similar interests to you if you care to seek them out, but that requires effort - ie getting off this hellsite.Do future you a favour, eh?
>>220631094welcome to the black new world order
>>220630975sovereign countries can do what they wantisrael had nukes since forever and no one did anything
>>220631041Ok
>>220631036
>>220631094mmhmm
find it exceedingly grim when the post-mortem photos they show for women on the news have heavy obvious instagram filters
>>220631155sup mouldie
Look, I'm a straight male just like the rest of you - I see a woman and think wow I want to fuck her pussy - but we have to discuss the superiority of the black man and they're sexual appeal to white women in particular
every child talks like a black in this country now its bonkers
>>220631125Bizarre projection.
>>220631140No country has a right to do anything
>>220631117leftypol furtively glancing at babies in prams going past him to see which ones he wants to fuck
>>220631172correct, they do it regardless
>>220631169You don't need to protect your ego so much. Breathe a little.
>>220631157There was a car crash in wales in which four died a few years ago and every time I saw one of the girls on the news I laughed at how absurd the picture of her was. Tragic obviously but don't understand why her parents or whoever would release such a ridiculous image of her.
Just existing is some kind of dark ethereal bliss
Watching lost. Hope they get found soon
>>220631117>>220631185scream
>>220631140>sovereign countries can do what they wantNot true though is it
>>220631224Lost would have been good if it wasn't shit
>>220631224Inshallah they find them
cucks are truly deranged
dressing up as a caterpillar and crawling along the floor
>>220631234mad that you have to pay a bibi tax?
>>220631282scrombo
>>220631196
>>220631285Why wouldnt i be mad about that?
right well thats the new tiktok 6 gym tshirts for 26 quid just got here isnt itreally good quality going to buy loads more so glad designer fashion is dead and its acceptable to just to wear chinese shite now
>>220631292Narry a thought passed through those synapses. Same could be said for most the country desu.
>>220631318enjoy the microplastics seeping into your sweaty skin
>>220631342I guarantee you have microplastics in both your brain and testes right now.
Manifesting a new thread in 3... 2... 1...
Considering a cup of tea, any strong feelings about this from the lads?
Had a really good idea for an edition the other day but forgot it
>>220631394I have no strong feelings. Just benign goodwill honestly
ladswhat's the last BRITISH scripted show you watched? Since Peep Show ended a decade ago I don't think I've watched a single episode of anything.Tried watching that Post Office drama bollocks, bored to tears.ITV released summat called Douglas is Cancelled, tried watching for Karen Gillan's chebs but I was bored to tears again.Boring boring boring.oh yeah baby reindeer. Watched that I guess. was alri
What a boring post
poopcorn
>>220631394amazing how retarded they areGiven how clean cats are and how dirty dogs are, I just naturally assumed cats were more intelligent. You just associate cleanliness and intelligence, human nature I suppose.But dogbegs put them to shame in the brain department.
nobody:
>>220631224>>220631240>>220631251I liked the first couple of seasons of Lost but it got shit after that
>>220631457
>>220631422I think it was probably whatever the last Philomena cunk thing was. Everything is basically shit these days.
>>220631310because youre a paypig that "voted" for it
