happy caturday
>>220632058You're walking around a jungle path and suddenly one of picrel figure appears in front of you and he's naked with a firm hard on that are about to enter your anus (willingly or by force) and no escape from that. So which figure of the following you'd allow to ravage your ass, /asean/? fn: Serbia is added!
>>220632058It's still Friday chud
>>220632101
this thread will last until caturday doe
this is the thread
>>220632238so much this
>>220632058>caturdaynot yet
>>220632288
why there's caturday and not thursdog?
>>220632318see >>220632234
No cute girls no bump
>>220632417>>220632454
>saturday orediTimes flew fast when you're old
slut OP will be back sooni promise
Early hours :)
>when your aunt finally locks in
>>220632058
>>220632793but its friday here oredi
>>220632744Why didn't you save her, James?
>relatives from singapore visits us recently >received merlion choco as a souvenir>made in malaysia
shits pixelated like a JAV movie
WAGMI BROS
>>220632124none of them have a dih above 1.2 inches except serbia
>>220632988>dihDick Inches Height?
me going back in time and give our past king m4 for them to reverse engineer against yts
so I teased my girlfriend saying she’s fat even though she’s not even chubby she ran home crying and I chased after her on my bike. we're both in late 20s.
that never happened
>>220632920Holy fuark.... I'd kill my entire family if it meant getting a white girl... I'm tired of being rejected by used up pinays... I'll never experience love in this lifetime...
umm there's horny high schooler, you know.
Going to the club to get drunkWhat are you guys doing this Friday night?
I would be flawlessly beautiful if i was born a girl.
haram kuffar
beribadat, beramal soleh, berzikir, bermunajat
>>220633779You're more than what youre born into
ya allah
slow motion better than no motion
>>>220632058> Paradoxically, It is Implied; Under the Favor of "Yahu-Jupiter-Mars": > Those who bless any tax-payer of Tagalog descent are blessed in all ways, > As those who curse any tax-payer of Tagalog descent are cursed in all ways. [ 7-7-7 ]
>>220633933W tadi ngga jumatan sekali titit dah mengecil
baru>>220632491>>220632491>>220632491
>Dubai Chocolate >Invented by FilipinoI guess bisayan chocolate just wouldn't sell
every time I open twitter, there's a new multi billion corruption cases by evil politicians. every single fucking day. I'm tired, boss. so very tired.
>>220634266The Philippines hammers anyone down who doesn't want to be a domestic helper or janitor
>>220634266شوكولاتة دبي
>hates Islam>somehow loves Arabic Islamic countries to the point of being their slaves as maids and hospital maidswhy flips are like this?
we're cooked
>>220634842Indon looks pretty cool to me
>>220634697They love money
ate tenya buy1take1 today
>>220634842What should I do when it is too hot outside?
"Oh my God is that a black card?"I turned around and replied "Why yes, but I prefer the term African American Express"
>>220634932are they jew?
>>220634842exaggerated heat coloring map. it's 30 degree celcius here on average. which was exactly the temperature back in 2013
>>220634126idblt
>>220634697I also don't like Islam but Arabs people are handsome and tall. I want them to command me as well.
>>220635081kinda cool that these mushrikeen are still relatively modest
How to get SEA wife ( female )?They look so cute and slender.Asking for myself, rural Brazilian from the State of Mato Grosso.
my mom wants me to get a job to pay her 4k USD debthappens iyc?
>>220635480im wondering the same thing my nigga
PAIN
hey me too
saar... >>220634490
every women you see is someone cum sucking machine.
>>220635637even your mom and grandma?
your dad came inside your motherthink about that
>>220635663every women in past, present, and future.
These are the bad times
>>220635702Was worse during memeflu, this seems like a scheduled rerun to do away with civil liberties.
>>220635694This guy get it and enlightened.
My gf's mom is indonesian
hate women so much it;s unreal
>>220632058You're on your phone posting on 4chan when one of picrel appears and knocking on your door. What would you do, anon?
post cats you weirdos
>>220635788I do not browse on a phone, I browse on my desktop, studying for civil servant job tests while working in the farm.
>>220635788Lmao class traitor piggies here wish they looked like thatIn reality they're either borderline obese or 40kg skeletons
>>220635742Took me years of meditating to get it
Finally I have a gf and all I can think about is the moment she steps into my car, I’ll pull her close and kiss her until the world fades away.
>>220635913proof?
>>220635788I want to have sex with all three hunks and let me feast on all three of their dicks as they drain their delicious semen down my mouth!https://youtube.com/watch?v=aQA_0um7xSg?si=z-gBtE0yiTYkTSp2
late night mikey maccas jamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq2Is4Z7sHo
>>220635671
>>220635778you better start learning our intricate and unique traditions then
>>220635671When I was being conceived?Does this mean I'm gay?
>>220635856Hope you get the job, Joao
Have a nice weekend bros. Don't forget to spend money at your local massage parlor.
Have a nice weekend bros. Don't forget your shift at your local massage parlor.
>>220636189yes
>girl masseuse She won't be able to penetrate my fatty limbs
I always don't get entertained in the massage parlors
>>220636861Try soapland instead
drinking kirin ichiban shibori and its so nice
The Philippines is aging rapidly than malaysia and thailand. We'll end up number one with the most poor old population decades from now
>>220637147Average age in the Philipines is still young though https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_median_age
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indog's cities look so clean
lmao ngga wat did u smoke?
>>220638304Please don’t mock us.
theres happy pizza in vietnam?
>>220637045For me it's shibari
It's a terrible day to be mentally ill!
Just did a minute plankDid I do good asean
>>220639074no
uhh guys?
>>220640300hi laokot
watched Rec (2007)it was pretty good, I like how the main character isn't insufferable or annoying like 99% of other found footage leads
Why haven't you slept yet anons
>>220640853i'm up all night (to get lucky)
GUYS
Can I get some yellow pussy?
>>220642837ASEAN is brown pussy
>>220642849asians all look alike desu
>>220640300>>220640480koturday
Wow she's literally me
>>220632058uhmmmmm it's friday Chud
>>220642930Posting my pusi cause I was told to come here. Happy caturday!
>>220643325she's cute
>>220643463the cuck drone
>>220643443omg look at him he got a heart uwu
tnx for coming guys
>>220640853Lack of money
what for lunch?
its 4am
Just found there's a colombian pawg getting banged by a pinoy dudepoisonyvie69 on redgifs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-8PqFReWLgTertidur lagi....Masih menangis dalam sela waktu....Dan tanganku ini....Masih memegang erat kepalaku....Kepalaku....!!
>>220645843>>220646292
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>>220647716
20min
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>>220648896>>220649209>>220649248Happy caturday
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>>220649526happy koturday
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>>220649648
>>220645105>he likes ugly womenMeanwhile, Siargao chads are effortlessly fucking white women
>>220649648Wzf is thst real??
>>220651879Don't see a lot of porn from 'em
>>220649923>>220650903>>220652109>>220652524
truth: the OFW system is a leftover part of the colonial slave galleon, now controlled by the Philippine government to control resistance (the smart and educated) and also siphon funds from them. This system in turn, prevents Filipinos from taking C-suite positions internationally, unlike ambitious diasporas like Indians and the Jews.Foreigners love us for not competing and having no issues with filipinos, this in turn makes them not see us as equals.
A lot of soldiers ain't make it through this year
Do you watch this asean
may maswerteng kumag nanaman..
be a rebel
I drink a Boost for breakfast, an Ensure for dessertSomebody ordered pancakes, I just sip the sizzurp
i just drink sting for breakfast
are we posting dogs now
>>220653984sting is bad for you.Also, what's flavor?
>LBC's Microslop WAF blocks 2 different Philippines IP addresses I tried>needed to connect to a US VPN to track my packageI've never seen another website using this garbage. Like every other product from Microslop it's completely worthless.
At some point, SEA bros need to accept the white men are just looking for warmth, romance, and real love
Is this what it's like to have a gf
>while you're out here complaining about being poor and ugly, Manny just got himself a sugar mommy off Facebook.
>>220654661What about SEA bros that are also looking for warmth, romance and real love?
>>220654675pasti batak
>>220654876>SEAbros>romance, warmth, and lovegives your salary to your wife while they belittle you everyday
>>220654860I love how assertive white girls are. For a defeated balding KHHV poorcel like me, it is over.
>>220654860my reaction
>>220654860>chink instead of SEA brown
>>220655017he looks like a flip peasant. The poverty catering service background and cement pattern is flip.
Leaded-fuel bans for road vehicles came into effect as follows: >Indonesia: 2006>Malaysia: 2000>Myanmar: 2016>Philippines: 2000>Singapore: 1998>Taiwan: 2000>Thailand: 1996>Vietnam: 2001
>>220655024>poverty cateringThey have lechon! You fool!He's living with her in Atlanta now.
seeing pinoy men with white women ruin my day so bad
>>220654661why don't white men look for those in white women?
leadbrain post
>>220655169Why don't I go looking for a needle in a haystack or a job that will pay me a living wage I can buy a house with using a firm handshake and eye contact? I could also talk about the problems of finding love here as a white man but nobody wants to hear it lmao.
Out of all the white love interests I have had in my life only one of them hasn't aged like milk. That's another problem. I wasn't even thinking about that when I ran away from home to chase brown women but in hindsight I made the right choice.
>>220655098IQ ranking unironically.
>>220655107What's their vlog name? I watch FMWF everyday like eugene and vika.
my nn buutton and u button now pressed twice instead of once, did i get my 2x combo everytime i said thhe gammer word ??ohh hhey, theh "h' buuttonn to fuck me
marge
ain't no love in the heart of the city
jakartroon?
link bokep indo yg baru apa aja ya gan?
>>220656600callmeslo ngeprank gojek
Nyang lokalan la bang. Bosen nyang bule mulu.
Unironically after crossing 30 yo, I can only fap to local vids
ya allah pengen nangis sumpah
>>220656752Jarang yg punya fans kebanyakan revenge porns
>>220656808>revenge pornshotshare link plz
>>220656668Kenapa ya genre ngeprank gojek / tukang galon populer banget diindonJav aja belum kepikiran tema tukang galon
Rif, what does having a wife feel like
>>220656600
Underage? Grim.
monitoring the thread
Enjoy these 5 long nights Kick back and grab a sliceIf you get hurt on the jobWe cannot cover your lossSo while you're here try not to die
Well?
Filipinos will fire you if you get hurt on the job
>>220657217Me mum made es lilin and es batu to fund my college
me the man in >>220654860 wish for a man in >>220654661
>>220657217Why are we both poor pinoybros
>>220657254Amd whats your job now
>>220657217what's that? is it poorfag ice cream?
is it a good idea to go to the Philippines for a short holiday? I heard Palawan is lovely
>>220656926>bocil>skirt clearly SMAretard
>>220657259Low IQ.
i wouldn't say that if i were flipping bread for a living
Malaysia. Thank you. Our biggest ally, the US, abandoned us.
>>220653153>annoying pitchy niggabitch side kick>lesbian and LGBTQP representation>incest>3 person marriagethe setting was right but then there's the fagot themes totally ruin my desire to watch it any further despite the action.
>>220657281basically
>>220657347why is it brown? is that molds?
>>220657360It's chocolate flavor...
>>220657360>>220657369Mung bean porridge. That kind of ice is called es mambo.
>>220657329The image appears to be a mock-up or a "future-dated" fabrication. It uses the layout of a legitimate news agency to present a fictional scenario.
marry us mam i 40 year old virgin mam...
>>220657254Your mom goes to college?
>>220657456Pasti jawir
tangina niyong lahat!!
>>220657360Brown ice cream for brown people
ingpo cipa dong hu
kapag sumakses ako sa buhay lahat ng mga mabababa ang tingen saken di ko papapuntahin sa bday ko
Reze mendongak menatapmu, matanya yang sayu karena kantuk berubah menjadi tatapan yang lebih intens dan patuh. Dia mengerti apa yang kamu inginkan di jam malas ini.Sambil tetap rebahan di sampingmu, Reze mengangkat satu lengannya ke atas kepala, menyandarkannya di bantal. Gerakan itu memamerkan lekuk ketiaknya yang mulus, bersih, dan masih menyisakan aroma sabun mandi yang segar. Kulitnya yang putih di area itu terlihat sangat halus di bawah cahaya siang yang masuk dari celah jendela."Gini? Kamu mau lihat ini?" bisiknya serak, suaranya terdengar sangat provokatif.Tangan satunya menyelinap masuk ke dalam selimut, mencari milikmu dengan gerakan yang pasti. Jemarinya yang ramping namun kuat mulai bekerja dengan ritme yang lambat dan konsisten—sebuah kontras yang gila antara wajahnya yang terlihat tenang dan gerakan tangannya yang sangat ahli di bawah sana."Lihat aja, Zena... lihat sepuas kamu," gumamnya sambil sedikit memiringkan tubuhnya agar kamu bisa mendapatkan sudut pandang terbaik ke arah ketiaknya yang terbuka lebar.Setiap kali tangannya bergerak, bahunya sedikit bergoyang, memberikan pemandangan otot-otot halus yang bekerja di sekitar ketiaknya. Reze menggigit bibir bawahnya sedikit, menahan napas setiap kali dia mempercepat gerakannya mengikuti keinginanmu."Anget kan? Tangan aku... ketiak aku... semuanya buat bikin kamu seneng siang ini," bisiknya lagi, napasnya mulai sedikit memburu, selaras dengan gerakan tangannya yang makin mantap.Dia tidak melepaskan kontak mata darimu, memastikan kamu benar-benar menikmati setiap detik pemandangan dan sensasi yang dia berikan.---**Mau Reze terus begini sambil dia bisikin hal-hal nakal, atau kamu mau dia gerakin tangannya lebih cepat lagi sampai kamu bener-bener lemas di pelukannya?**
tung tung tung sahur x ballerina cappuccina is an amwf couple
>>220655024>he looks like a flip peasant. The poverty catering service background and cement pattern is flip.Meanwhile the average Tagalog looks like this
I bought pic related yesterday, is it any good?
Shut the fuck up. Malingshit
>>220658499I can make her happy
I miss the american girl from florida whom i use to call 24/7 on discord back in 2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv_DK_FjqwYWhitebros... I thought we're stronger than those puny asians...
>>220659000Eating it now, it's spicy, but nothing like carbonara.
There are only 2 kinds of Indon
>>220659816masih butuh mbg
>raised by a SEA mom>milks her own son for money
cwk berhijab jaman skrg tuch ylbh lonte drpd cwk tdk berhijabsumpil mamak bilaman sampeyan cri bukan lontemunding cri cwk tdk berhijab dri pd cwk berhijabbyk kan pny skandal lgi anbahkan cwk koyok orei lbh suci dibanding hijab2 cem gono
>>220659816Anak Betawi ketinggalan jaman katenyeAnak Betawi ngga butuh embegeKatenye
>>220660156I'm gonna keep saying 67 to his face
>>220659000Pink it's for girls Real man eat the black one
>>220660173Name?
>>220659000>halal
going to indonesia in 2 daysim gonna stay there for 6 months and have a lot of sex
ngen
when will the tranime slime ends?
>>220659816prabowo saw this and be fully convinced of mbg
>>220659816kasian indog udah pendek, jelek, item, dekil, iq rendah, atletik juga ngga
Are you ready?
>>220659816are they the same age?
Shut the fuck up. malingshit
>>220659000I prefer this over the cheese one. also I kept the spicy to minimum by squeezing a teaspoon of it and dump the rest of the hot sauce inside a sauce bottle so whenever I crave something spicy, I'll just suck it from the bottle.
r8 my prompt from a screengrab.
>>220659816SD pagi petang vs internasional school
What kind of streaming can I do with a low end laptop?
Congratz Filipino
>>220660173my balls are full
>>220661244Suicide hangingIn Minecraft
>>220654675
>>220661244See if it supports Quicksync or whatever the AMD version is called. Your stream won't look as good as some richfag that has a dedicated machine to run x264 on but you can get by with it using OBS.
SEAmonkeys need mo protein in dey diet
SEAmonkeys need more maney first
if i'm rich i'd eat meat without carbs everyday
I get my protein from sewage snails
>>220660668Byar dede bayi gedenya ngga cedhal
>>220661267I thought they're printing historical books. wtf
Huh? We're sex tourism hub? That news to me. They get the wrong cunt.
>>220662253its an idiom for making history
why there's no isekai centered on MC being reincarnated as a prostitute? like japan has those maiko upgraded to geiko and eventualy to oiran.
weirdo
I mean we are familiar witht hose trope, like in Thailand where you become a bocil tulnak and then eventually grows up to become a ladyboy and finally become a successful business lady
you get isekaid to the Philippines but your mom is a 13 year old single mom and your dad is a basketball player in the village
isekai has always been about male power fantasy o algo
>>220661529>>220661529I actually make heavy use of quicksync at work because of video streams that need deinterlacing. The results aren't that bad. Some actual advice if you want to stream games is that if you're not a Twitch partner they will not transcode your streams, meaning cranking up the bitrate to cope will fuck anyone trying to watch on mobile data. YouTube is a better option if you're going to output a high bitrate hardware encoded stream.
>>220662720scratch that, the dad is 50 years old white Australian man that has gone missing.
weirdos
>Bunch of graphical issue in Crimson Desert on my B580Fuck this POS GPU
i have intel gma graphics
1050ti on its last stand.
>>220662824Intel hardware encoding is actually pretty decent. All these streams are SD but on my shitty old i3 laptop I managed to do like 3 60fps HD streams at once.
https://youtu.be/SqI8M-9KSgA
https://youtu.be/UTmaJ2rleOc
>>220662926KATSEYE better
katseye songs literally sound like AIslop
Kirameku hoshi no chikara de akogare no watashi egaku yoTuinkuru Tuinkuru PurikyuaSutāTuinkuruSutāTuinkuru Purikyua
cmon
>>220663005>>220663023Don't spam
bago/baru>>220663055>>220663055>>220663055
bump it
NOW
310 chud
stop spamming retard
>>220663153tsmt
What happened to my fingolian orbital basket weaving forum?
pasok/masuk>>220663055>>220663055>>220663055
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