Why are Europeans so arrogant? Right now I can go buy an authentic plate of French brie, French camembert, Italian parmigiano reggiano, Greek feta and wash it down with French champagne, or I can buy the Australian and American equivalents and taste no difference whatsoever.What makes them think food produced in one specific region of one specific country is any different to food produced elsewhere following the exact same process? Do they really believe only calves raised on the northern slope of a remote Italian mountain makes their cheese "special"? Autism.
>>220634877We invented it. Your country is all but a copy.
>>220634877americans will understand this if you tell them to imagine it like a trademarked productif i'm buying nutella from the store it better be fucking nutella
>>220634921this and the aussie spamming this shit needs to change the tune
We've had this thread a billion times. Why are you such a dishonest little nigger? You're attempting to mislead the buyer by falsely claiming your product was made elsewhere. If it's the same why do you need to lie to the customer?
>>220634877Who gave this downie a lexicon
>>220634902>>220634921ITT: eurocope >b-but we invented it!OK? Someone else made it better.>b-but it's not the same brand!And? It tastes the same. Only turbo autists and turbo NPC goycattle care about brand loyalty.
>>220635024>Someone else made it betterIf it’s better, then there’s no need to advertise it using the supposedly inferior product’s brand name.
>>220634877okay enjoy these 1000% trade tariffs on australian coal
>>220634921Some knockoffs unironically use better ingredients.
>>220635024>Our cheese is so good that we rely on stealing the identity of Parma to sell it to old geezersSee: >>220635022
Those brie, camembert and champagnes were given to us 2000 years ago
>>220635024>Someone else made it better.If it's better call it Johannesburg cheese. Customers will flock to the markets to get Johannesburg instead of Camembert.
There is more to life than eating Camembert and drinking champagne you know
>>220634877I saw this pic and immediately knew it was from the obsessed australian poster.
>>220635129this wine sparkles. if we call it champagner, we can scam more stupid boomers. if we call it sparkling wine, we may just commit the sin of doing honest business
>>220635024>Someone else made it betterDid they though?
>>220634877sparckling wine from champagne got famous for its qualities, just make your own shit with its own name and if it's good it will become as famousyou just want to use the name to cheat costumers and get imediate sells but you will never grow your own terroir like this, you will always remain a cheap offbrand knock-off
>>220634877>why can't I write made in france on a product made in usacomplete mystery
Didn't EU recently sighn a trade deal with Australia forcing them to use our protected regional specialty designation system.
>>220634921You just hoisted yourself on your own petardCompanies lose the right to copyright their brand name if the brand becomes part of every day speechNobody calls it sparkling wine because that sounds retarded, champagne just means sparkling wine nos
>>220635645No, literally the opposite. Since that bullshit is what sank the deal last time the EU is going to include a carve out so Australia can continue using PDO names domestically. That will cause Italy and France to block the deal though so it will never pass.
>>220634877Just call it "Sydney hard cheese" instead of Parmesan and if it's good in a few year that name will get a good reputation.We don't call our sparkling wine "Champagne" because Prosecco and Spumante are well established Italian names for that kind of wine.
>>220634877Good, you deserve it. You WILL buy the French cheese made in France. You WILL buy the French champagne made in France. You WILL buy the Greek feta made in Greece, and you WILL be happy.
Europeans are like 3/10 women who think they are a 10.
>>220634877Americans do this for bourbon and we have to call our booze that is made from the same ingredients, in the same way something else
>>220640958Bourbon tastes better than Canadian whiskey
french cheese makes my farts intolerably stinky
>>220641054Many different kind of bacteria grow on French cheese which make up for intricate flavors indeed
>>220641008I wouldn't know, I haven't had much of either. But neither that or what you said disproves you being prissy little cunts about regional named goods just like the Euros.
>>220634877blud is not on the team. i have never heard any europoor complain about Australians you guys are irrelevant to them.
>>220634877yet another cheese seething thread?why is this aussie so obsessed?https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/eu%20cheese/country/au/
>>220641054What about stilton? It's a drier roquefort basically
>>220634877the actual bread and cheese and beer and wine you can get in france and germany for cheap (worker's/blue collar wages) is so much better than anything you can get in the US for the same priceyeah we can get nice cheese and nice booze here but its fucking expensive, you can live off it in france and germany it's cheap staple food some of it's practically a free public service while still being really good.
our collective knowledge is our common heritage
nice post bruce got the eurangutans steaming
>>220634877based i had been thinking about how we haven't had a good euroseethe thread about this in a while, thank you bruce
>>220634902>>220634921>>220634952>>220634951>>220635153reminder that because of climate and soil change the "original" regions for your products are no longer the original and in fact foreign lands produce the actual thing better than you do
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Paris_(wine)friendly reminder this happened and your superiority LARP got destroyed half a century ago now
>>220634921I'm nutting in the store
>>220647634i'm a store, I'M A STORE!!!
