Over 30 chimps killed on ongoing chimp civil war.
>>220637156Pic related is the current battle lines.
That's fucking awful. What started it? Some football game between Rio and Paulo?
>>220637189It's starting with two chimps from different tribes arguing which one is whiter
>>220637189kek
>>220637189lmao
>>220637268
>>220637156Stop lumping all chimps together. Not all chimps are like this!
>>220637823Nice Gurupartap selfie
>>220637156Why is there bigger coverage on monkeys fighting over actual genocides in Africa
>>220637172NOOO NOT MORTON
>>220638137kek’d me
>>220638000Genocides in Africa happen every other day.
Alright, how does historical materialism explain this?
>>220637189
>>220637172expected a MENA map
>>220637189lol
>>220637189LOL
>>220637823Then why do certain chimps, which are just a small percentage of the population, seem to be in possession of large amounts of resources and entertainment means?
>>220637823Why is the female chimp wearing a suit?
>>220637172>Garrison: "the poo is cast"
>>220637189>>220637268KEK
This happen because their monkey forest is getting smaller with fewer bananas to eat btwIt is sad affair
>>220639309Maybe they should stop fighting eachother, unionize and start fighting the tree-cutting monkeys
>>220637172these info are bullshit spread online by "Garrison" as a psyop, and you fell for it"Morton" is alive and well but his position cannot be disclosedgood job spreading the lies of a terrorist group
wonder if it'd be possible to get one faction of the chimps to accept you on their side
>>220637156general muhoozi kainerugaba offered to militarily help israel i think we should ask him to negotiate a morton-garrison truce. both chimp troops can be shipped to lebanon where they could claim all the spoils of their conquests
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>>220637156>>220637172West group is making a big mistake overextending their lines like that to storm into the East territory. The easterners are well known for their superb gorilla warfare tactics.
>>220637156Holy shit, it's really him!
>CHIMPOIGU>CHIMPASIMOV
>>220642364>tfw actual chimps are more successful at taking territory and conducting a decapitation strike than the second army in the world
>>220642364delet
>>220637189>What started it?The same thing that starts every war, anon
>>220643388Bonobos?
rookie numbers, wait until the civil war in brazil starts
>>220637189Toplel
>>220643521>>220643388
>>220637189lel
>>220637156Millions must die.
>>220637172do you think a human pmc (no guns) would be able to turn the tide if they joined the east side?
>>220637189kkkkkkkk
>>220646631*dozens
>>220637156https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F22vawHSOjk
APE SHALL NOT KILL APE
>>220646726With time to prepare I could defeat them all combined.
Slava Banani
>>220639254lol
>>220640070Based Morton
>>220637189>Some football game between Rio and Paulo?
>>220637189KEK
>>220637156But why? why would they do this to eachother?
>220637189Not that funny
