ergo edish
this one was first
what i did in the toilet this morning was sheer alchemy
>>220643020Colonel sanders turning the universe off and on
feeling a bit randy
Would trade modi for shinzo Abe
1 hour of silence occasionally broken up by "waltuh"
>A person who identifies as a woman stabbed their murderer boyfriend to death after meeting him in men's prison and has been jailed for life corrr she's fit
Canslad btfo
hi
any horses in?
In the Digimon movie they won by basically ddosing the enemy
Thanks to this Labour Government I'm having the safest wanks of my life
>>220643050Doesn't matter, I've let the moderation team know about this redundant thread. Please use this one:>>220643021>>220643021>>220643021
Already in bed
cansmong crying and screaming in impotent rage
Getting into Civ 6 again
Thoughts on bpd women?
Might watch Breaking Bad again
>>220643137um
Red flags in escorts>charging extra for cum in mouth>charging extra for swallowing>charging extra for anal>limits on how many times you can cum
>>220643154not a bad shout
um
>>220643138I’ve just got up
Any misogynists in?
>>220643154It's sad when Gus dies
tar xzf schoolgirlpack.tar.gz
>>220643181I hate women, does that count
>Europe will suffer jet fuel shortages in just three weeks if the the Strait of Hormuz does not reopen>Airports Council International (ACI) Europe said its members had "increasing concerns" about the availability of jet fuel, particularly with the approach of the summer tourism season.Based Iran putting consoomer tourists to the sword>"WAHH! WAHH! WAHH! I have the right to fly 6 hours on a jet so I can drink alcohol abroad!"
Canspaedo is in the IRC now begging them to delete this one LOL
Yep copping this one also from the vinyl store. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxz8qJ2B8UgFound the OG electronic music record store in Thessaloniki, we eatin good tomorra boys.
new term: womanoid
>>220643226swear they said they were two weeks from running out three weeks ago
>>220643221YJK she abuses him
got a delightful assortment of goyslop in the oven
>>220643236Didn't they move to discord?
Katarina hartlova, jana defi, holly peers, lucy pinder, dominno, erica campbell, gianna micheals, katee life, aria giovanni, jelena jensen,lena kendrick, leanne crow, mandy dee, valory irene, jessica davis, wendy fiore, julia (japanese), hitomi tanaka, yoko matsugane, rio natsume, miri hanai, hana haruna,Stacey Poole, nikki sims,Sha Rizel, charley chase, kelly madison, shay laren, shione cooper, jamie lynn,Beth Humphreys, brandy taylore, sensual jane,Leanna Decker,Nekane,Noelle Easton, sara stone,Renata Daninsky, joey fisher,Devin Brugman, kelly brook,Hannah Hilton,Danni Ashe, lorna morgan, chloe vevrier etc.
>>220643226OPEN THE FUCKIN BAR YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
>>220643252Giwtwm
>>220643189spoilers you cunt!
>>220643257that's too many women
No ayatollah ever called me a vile troll
new term: womanlish
>>220643254Ooh sounds tasty
>>220643236post screeniesI want to wanktoil to them
>>220643245where's that similar pic of the middle-aged man posting the same sort of post on Reddit about weed
>>220643221Sad that women like this don't actually exist
This is the line for CHUTNEY!!!This is a song it's a song about chutneyChutney chutney chutney chu-utneyChutney is a tasty sauceYou can have it with your poppadoms or with your main courseChutney chutneyOnce you know the words you can sing along with me!
>>220643292Walter dies at the end, not the dad, Walt jr
>>220643317The mong one
browsing UK Punting
>>220643313womanlish chutneycat
No ayatollah ever called me a dangerous nonce
They're doing this to me next week
>>220643334Not nice to say that
>>220643292It's been out for nearly 20 years mate
>>220643257bro gave up on the 'name 100 women' challenge :skull:
>>220643312Mad how vile she looks in a dress. Completely fine in sportswear
>>220643257read the first few names and thought this was finnish
Remember one time I Was having sex and this girl squirted/pissed all over my bed
>>220643254I saw some kaffirslop (food made by muslims) today
IRN BRU
any nice lad got a woman scope?
>>220643370was it bussin
>>220643349Have you heard him speak? Right mong
>>220643363I LOVE muscle girls in dresses
Good trading day today but staying indoors is killing my grey matter. I need to join a stormy oil rigSomething like... Sealand
watching my gay porn
>>220643406Hate this
>>220643406love love love that
>>220643385Extremely>>220643406She can protect me
told a woman in tesco her dress was nice, she smiled and said thanks and carried on walkingflirting is so hard I'm never having sex
hate women
>>220643406>>220643425i want to kiss her muscly biceps
>>220643407Like being in prison but getting paid for it. And without the rape (i assume)
>>220643432i did that once and she sucked my dick right there and thenno joke
>>220632696The neoliberal era of western capitalism had come to an end. But even during the golden years of capitalism, bosses were local/national. Otherwise there would not be any wars, sanctions, or even the need for international diplomacy.
>>220643113At least he gets to go to a women's prison facility now and probably father many children.
>>220643432Why didn’t you chase her
>>220643407nice work is that like a million dollars in india
start doing this
>>220643424>>220643425Duality of /brit/
>>220643449Tempted to send this to my friend unprompted to see their reaction
has anyone made a /brit/ just to delete it after 100 or so posts?gosh what a thrill, to hold that power over so many of you
so much gaslighting going on nowpreg
Love having a big Willy me
>>220643492you're a fucking freak.....
>>220643501yes I was drunk and feeling very cheeky once so I just went and deleted my thread
>>220643478ocd faggot
>>220643432She was walking to the bathroom to suck you off. She assumed you were following her and probably was really disappointed when she got there and you weren't there
>>220643501>>220643512You can't, lad
Why are narcissists so successful lads?
sir mark levin
>>220643507Probably would say that aye
>>220643406Sad to see that women think they need to be more masculine in order to be more valuable in society's eyes. They walked right into that trap, open eyed
Sup toadie
on god we smoking that rorke pack
>>220643543Narcissists aren't actually real you've fallen for a prank
Guess what I'm doing haha you'll get this one easy
heard a girl say to her friend 'i think that guy is looking at you' on my incel walk today
>>220643563wind in the willows ahh nigga
looks like a bloke in a dress
>>220643567>who’s fallen for a prank
still haven't finished my easter eggs
>>220643571are you... wanking?
speak properly
The Red Wedding, they're calling it. Walder Frey committed sacrilege that day. He shared bread and salt with the Starks. He offered them guest right... The gods will have their vengeance. Frey will burn in the seventh hell for what he did.
>>220643581Not that anon but toadie was in neighbours or home and away
little brown lad brought me my sainos ordergot a refund for some feta and spinach filo things being out of stock but they were in fact in the bag
did you know every Rorke post was made by me and me alone?
>>220643583You associate that figure with being manly because you're used to only men being allowed to be hench
if you read the descriptions of what a narcissist is supposed to be it’s exactly how jews act on a collective level
>>220643607shut your bitch ass up
>>220643543Most normals are so confused about things, constantly seeking an authority figure whether it's from a government bureaucrat or internet influencer that narcissists have an easy time collecting simps.
rorkes will
>>220643406
>>220643473Something like that aha
>>220643599No...
>>220643613Serendipity an all that
Why did jrr Tolkien pronounce mythology a meyethology?
>>220643571Doing the washing up without any washing up liquid?
>>220643614And me
>>220643614let me bum you passionately
>>220643628Or what? You'll cry even harder?
Gf's son is a little cunt 10 minutes without some attention and starts throwing a tantrum
>>220643673get him bummed
imagine you had a muscle gf and she just started battering you
>>220643673what colour is his skin
Currently watching this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P1eO07hMeSU
>>220643673Black kids. What are they like ey
>>220643673go to hell you freak
>>220643687GCHQ arrest this man
>>220643651No...
>>220643221>>220643312>>220643406>>220643425>>220643585>>220643633big fan of thishad no idea I'd find muscle chicks hot
>>220643633>short haired vladi
bet some of you lads use facebookmental
>>220643687Peter Mandelson Piss On This Man
odd lot
>>220643720not me
Don't want a muscle gf I want a soft one to cuddle and kiss
Karma Police, explode this man
>>220643715>likes short-haired muscular body builder girlsSorry mate, I think you're just gay
>>220643742Get huge and fat and everything will be soft to you
right well that's me filling the toilet with liquid shit isn't it
~sigh
120 treats = 24 hours in the gym
South Africa got three capitals who does blud think he is??
>>220643776y r u sighing
>>220643672psychology not real
>>220643776In a cradle with a silver spoon is it yeah?
>>220643766By that logic liking a hrt twink in a wig and a dress is straight
I'm crying
>>220643775ktim a few hours ago
>>220643788France does too
>>220643795am gay
might go to atlanta
no one is more pathetic than me
>too selfconscious and weird to pull/enjoy hooking up properly sober>get too wasted to enjoy it properly and always feel bad because consent lines can get blurredfuck sake lads not cut out for htis life
>>220643775Mine just now barely needed a wipe. Was on the cans last night as well.
Might go to toil tomorrow because I've got nothing better to do
>>220643807Sexuality categories are slowly being replaced by do you like masc or fem types apparently
>>220643771Don't want to be fat myself though and besides male fatness is not equal to female fatness
paddy on BBC one referring to Londonderry as "Derry" and calling Northern Ireland "the north of ireland"
>>220643845you haven't met me yet
getting a chinese ordered aren't i? yeah
>>220643856Take hrt too then
>>220643870It's political madness gone woke
any other gay man in
Rorkestead… I’m from Rorkestead…
>>220643845this lad>>220643853
did a massive poo in a forest, but it landed in my pants as I stood up too early
>>220643872*walks into the room*
>>220643849um shouldnt you be glad that you were prevented from sinning
>>220643897Good, the last thoughts a Nord should have should be of home...
I have a theory that int has more gay posters than no gay posters
mr pliceman city pliceman
"gay man" is a social construct
so erm, you guys like stuff?
Opened my emergency lucozade
>>220643947man of his word, gotta respect that
Based blackstonaut making leftypol SEETHE
>>220643938in /int/ telegram there were gay canadian and gay Vietnamese teenagers. I pretended to be gay to confirm this.
mini crossword in thirty secondsbandle in twoconnections with no mistakes (as always)
>>220643951'social construct' is a social construct as well *smirks confidently, knowing there is no further retort*
https://vocaroo.com/1i7o0d8dPwIv
>>220643947aw hell naw
>>220643969not really
Little brownfulla on his way to my house as we speak with a piping hot polystyrene box filled with donna meat and chips and a lovely chicken burger x
Gave a woman $1000
>>220643947That tiktok webm of two fat american women
>>220643947was he irish diaspora?
>>220643938/fit/ is for gymbro bottoms/lgbt/ is for trannies/int/ is for nubile gay twinks with horny arses
monty don hosting hignfy soon lads
mini crossword in 20 secondsbandle in onedid so well at Connections they asked me to make tomorrow's
>>220643969not particularly
coudl really do with something salty in chip formmight make hash browns
>>220644009Why
give eyeshadow picrew
>>220644014a cockwombling good time to be had I should say!
>>220643986>. I pretended to be gaySame. Many times.
>>220644014britslop
mini crossword in 10 secondsbandle in 0an banned from Connections (i'm so good they thought I was cheating)
who wants to see my sausage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxkRight lads, the cans calls. It's a Saturday fucking night
who /1%/?
>>220644009I recieved $100 from an oriental woman. I'm in love with her
>>220644084ideally both should be executedwith hammers
time for the daily dose of anna de ville, kaitlyn katsaros, and rebel rhyder
>>220644083I would be... But an uncle took a lot of money
line it up lads one two three I'm a bad bitch y'all can't kill me
i'm a fascist
>>220644113why idris
>>220644084Can't imagine old idris appreciated this particular news alert when it came through, kek imagine him looking at his phone in disgust because that freak fancies him and the news thinks that's worth an article
>>220644084yuck!
love of a mature 18 year old woman
>>220644115try a daily dose of exercise, bible study, and hard work
giggling to myself in public like a freak because of the i like to move it move it brad
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X8KdawFd874Watching some sports with the lads
>>220644133I post on /fa/ too, fashionista
Greens just outperformed every single pollster during another big by-election in Kent. Crazy that the next prime minister will be Green.
>try a daily dose of exercise, bible study, and hard work
>>220644133ok, name every fasces
>>220644140you know why
>>220644203that’s so fucking racist
>>220644221you think it, not me
>>220644143actually roared at this
>>220644159No I don't think I will
Mumberg went to the ‘nese on her way home corrrrr lush x
we can't let him be the next PMour reputation would never recoverthe teeth jokes would never end
>>220644070I had sausage yesterday so no
can hear my neighborus do wee wees, poo poos, then i hear the flush, then i hear the poo poos go into the pipes, then i hear them outside my window go UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>220643922imagine claivulcars life each day multiple enw fit girls just gagging for you
>>220644210Are we supposed to know who this guy is?
alri
>>220644253he makes me need a wee weeforgive me
fucked it haven't I
>>220644253he unironically needs to looksmaxx or he has no chance
>>220644188nice to finally have a PM who won't make deepthroating israeli cock the number one priority
>>220644253nevermind the interracial paedophilic sodomy
>>220644269why do you envy a sinner
>>220644252>chips with chineseShould be a criminal offence
>>220644238>NEWS ALERT >PUBLIC WEIRDO ZACH POLANSKI THINKS THAT YOU, YES YOU, ARE REALLY FIT. LET'S DISCUSS THIS ON TWITTER
mad what filth they used to put on the telly
>>220644252elton john on his period I see
>>220644291There's no winning in the current political system. Either you deep throat jews and they dump refigees into Britain, or you support Palestine and jews dump refugees into Britain.
feeling worthless and gay
Mental how Zack Polanski’s almost certainly had a wank thinking about Idris Elba and his juicy jungle bee bee see
zach polanski, peter mandelson and jeffrey epstein walk into a bar
>>220644269Fame is waning since he's started doing humiliation content. In a few months he'll be completely forgotten
>>220644304cos im a sinner
>>220644334probably had a few over Kwasi Kwarteng too but couldn't talk about it because of political reasons
>>220644337what content was this
absolutely hooting at how angry zacky p gets rorke
splashdown in 4.5 hours
Kind of mental that supposedly straight men talk so much about who gay people are fucking and so on. I have never seen gay dudes ruminating about straight men fucking women.
Ritualistically Summoning and Reinstating the Mesmeric Homosexual Spectre of Peter Mandelson via Forbidden Incantations Divined by a Very Very Very Forlorn and Awry Les Wexner on Little St. James Island whilst Disruptively Streaming a Jordan Peterson Podcast on the Prime Minister's Bedeviled Wigger Phone at Maximum Volume
>>220644369Lush
>>220644366nuclear skullmog
so this is rorke
manged to cum earlier just from playing with my nipples with my aneros in
>>220644383jews banned this dude from leaving his own country for longer than 3 months
>>220643312not even tall enough for girls who like short guysmade the right choice giving up completely and not even bothering with the opposite sex
Idk how greens are currently polling but they're going to be one of the biggest parties in the next election likely bigger than tories and labour
>>220644370I don't watch it but saw on reddit one where he got knocked out and one where someone stole his wig, both very obviously staged
>>220644396that unfuckable chud glare
>>220644408nice for you to see some representation then
wish I crossdressed more when I was young and twinky
In the Spectral Wasteland of Net Zero Britain the Cruel and Jaded Wigger Maniacally Howls His Penultimate Abraxian Lie into the Void of a Replaced People Forever
>>220644408it was a "test run" so they could figure out the problems with the spaceship and make sure it wouldn't blow upbut realistically it was so the media would talk about it
>>220644369heatherpedo ocd :/
>>220644422likely winning against reform Macron-style.
>>220644423was androgenic who got his wig snatched
>>220644309Chinese near me used to do the best chips. Very crispy
Possessed and Unholy Wimpy Served Wigger Starmer a Dark Principality Chicken Burger so He May Blasphemously Dine whilst Native Bigot Gammons Suffocate Gruesomely ForeverLustfully Embezzling Millions of Wigger Pounds to Buy Astarothian Dark Homes in Islington to Perform More Very Very Very Very Very Very Influential Rituals InSecreted Quango Fritter Recipe Trafficked from Lebanon by Satan
>>220644372Britain is done. Might as well have a yid woofter as PM and go howling into the night.
>>220644456It's the one who got his snatch wigged, no?
we're going to fucking rape rorke
Dorsia, Friday night
>>220644453wouldn't all that surprise me
>>220644423thats adnrogenic lmao not calvicular
>>220644345so?
>>220644483yea
was having a scary dream and this started playing:https://vocaroo.com/1czNZzanNc3bam i in trouble lads
>>220644396John Cusack's had some work done
>>220644456Oh, well shows how much I know about it. Probably for the best really, far too old to be knowing who these people are. It annoys me that I know who ANY streamers are
no dude that was shitasstick not bombodongle. you idiots dont even know your grabbinkilacki lore
>>220643021>>220643021>>220643021
>>220644498you getting into looksmaxxing diego?
Replacing a government with Epsteinite pedophiles like Mendelssohn with a government of a gay jew who only has consenting sex with adult gay men, is in fact a big improvement for Britain.
>>220644530always have been matepuahate was my jamit's not about "game" it's about looks
>>220644515whats this
I'm ready for prison life
>>220644408they did the first 6 7 in space
>>220644614haha no comment
>>220644582wonder did anyone get his zero g bbc
