compensating for something editionlast compensation >>220627755
Some bichon maltais looking dog in a backpack in a tram next to meCute feller
>>220643587a lot of it is just luck and restarting i thinkalso you may have 7k hours but dont feel bad that im doing better at it because im used to humiliation ritual challenges like thatgame is certainly not meant to be played like this and was not tested for thisif i dont fuck up this save and actually do succeed ill write a guide for youfeel free to add me on discord i posted it 2 threads ago
>>220643625What I am going to do is try again. Earliest date on hard mode. I literally have nothing else to do anyhow.
>>220643625like i think the most terrifying challenge i did was being the last zoarstrian free ruler and surviving somehow while the +25% morale thing caught me off guard the whole spain thing is not that challenging compared to surviving the abbasids being your neighbors
>>220643625Also, over 5k, to be exact.
>>220643416I personally don't know much about Malta but I find it so interesting that the language has Arabic roots when it's literally from an island south of Italy. Very curious place, and if everyone's like Maltanon, then full of very smart and gentle people.>>220643428I must NAAAAAAAP HNNNRRRRKKK MIMIMIMIMI>>220643542I'd love to go party with Gironde and impress the qts with our moves. Plus french wine must be some gud shiiiiet.
>>220643677just resist starting a waralways join a reconquistafirst things you do before you unpause1. arrest baron of norena 2.pass law allowing you to revoke 3. borrow 300 gold and expell jews4. get excommunicated because the pope is a fucking jew5.oubliette the baron of norena or revoke his title its up to you6. use the money to build castle towns in both castles in your capital county 7. choose your kinsman who owns the other county in your duchy as your successor 8. create your capital duchy for +25% bonus9. dont care about powerful vassals just put the best council members in10. put your spymaster to steal technology chancellor to spread discontent in the ummayad capital stewart to raise taxes and marshal to train troops in your capital11. set business focus and do the trade route event (dont take the priests with you, yell at your noble who embarasses you and give them the best gift and sign the treat)12. pray for the best and keep surviving the horrorsas long as you own your capital duchy you are still in the gameNEVER fight outside of a mountain defense unless you outnumber 2 to 1
>>220643729>french wine must be some gud shiiiietbrought some bottles to give as gifts (some to myself)
>>220643721i think i have 10k.hours in ck2 by nowbut i cant know because i pirated it most of my life lolbeen playing back when becoming muslim made you insta lose the game
>>220643729I am neither.>>220643808I mean, this is close to how I was doing it. I need to quench my bloodlust harder, that I admit.
>>220644055Woah.
>>220644079so many times i almost went for a war and had to resistyou need to remember the +income the ai gets from hard plus being muslim getting the infidel tax bonus as most of iberia is catholicplus 50% levi reinforce ratethey can go from 2k troops to 10kalso try not to holy war but use other casus beli to avoid their vassals joining the conflict and giving full levithe ai wont fuck over someone defending in a holy war but will fuck over someone defending a normal war like de jure
Lets go.>>220644191>the ai wont fuck over someone defending in a holy war but will fuck over someone defending a normal war like de jureEven if of different religions?
>>220644261yesit costs piety to attack someone defending in a holy war but not de jure defending even if its a different religion attackingholy wars affect moral authority and will drag in allies even if said ally is a duke vassal they havewhen you fight the liege you fight like 30% of said duke's levis but if he joins a holy war defense you fight his whole army + incomeborder conflicts fabrications etc all workalso dont form leon like i did it fucked up my elective by giving more duchies elector
>posted in the old thread (again) award
>>220638574#>Also I can hear it when a phone is fully charged.might be the jewish genes supercharging your hearing so you don't spend an extra shekel unnecessarily when charging your devices fr fr>Without you elaborating further I feel like you are circumcised.i am not, but it if was, it wouldn't make a difference in my case. if the reason was being snipped i would just say it, nigga.>>220639247#>>220639508#>>220640478#<3
>>220644399I actually was partially Jewed in 2024
>>220644379Happens even to the best of us
Ngl I felt retarded for about 15 mins until I figured out how to braid it. I felt actual existential dread that I couldn't figure it out.
>>220644584kekhow do you do it? asking for a friend
>>220644357Interesting. I wasn't aware thaf it was a cross-religious issue. Thanks.
>>220644645I literally had to watch the video 5 times on slow motion. I need to get my brain checked. Gun to the head I can't explain it to you rn.
>>220644584Damn my grandma makes tons of these.So much that we put them in multiple boxes and you can eat the next Christmas.
>>220644646that mechanic is not explainedfor example im not sure if religious enemies damage traits only work in.holy war or if the enemy is another religioni mean holy orders will still kill muslims in a normal de jure war so the trait should workbut now that you know it should make things easierthe only hint is when declaring a holy war it tells you muslims will come to their defence but not normal.wars
>>220644584Can't wait to see the result when baked
the retro week's graphics look kinda cool. the old gay football logo had so much sovl compared to the new corporate double L bullshit.>>220644505how and why do you get partially cut?
>>220644737Good granny, my Greek granny was never into baking, my Bulgarian granny on the other hand was an actual baker and worked in a wheat mill RIP Queen. >So much that we put them in multiple boxes and you can eat the next Christmas.How? Don't they get stale?>>220644850The final last hurdle is that grandma is such a cleanliness freak that the temperature numbers on the oven are scrubbed off from cleaning, now I have to guess the temp lol. Doesn't help that she is not here rn, she's in New York.
@malta anonposessed OR zealous + inspiring leader commanders get a tactic called gripped by religious fervor that gives x150% damage dealt for all units with no downside unlike most tacticsinspiring leader in general is great but i usually prefer unyielding and heavy infantry commander
>>220644584Holy shit this looks amazing! I have no idea how to braid, neither hair nor bread. This looks so good and tasty! Yummy!>>220643904Oooh, what types of wine? Red? White? Rosé? I'm a fan of white wines myself but a good red wine with some good seasoned food is nice. >>220644079I think you're smart and nice Maltanon! I personally wouldn't know how to play any of the games you're into, I suck at map games kek. I'm good at following maps in games like 2kki and metroidvanias, but strategy maps are like... ????? for me. Plus you're one of the chillest /med/ regulars. Literal zen.
>>220644855I had my frenulum cut at the beginning of 2024, because in the autumn of 2023 I was under the very misguided assumption that I would have a chance of having sex in the near future, but my dick wouldn't have worked well because I had some phimosisAt the end of the day my sex hopes quickly dissipated but I still went through with the surgery and I don't regret it, now my erections are more comfortable for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4hQG-XTVa4
>>220645007Yea they get stale. Idk why my grandma likes to make so many.I’m such an asshole for not going to Epitafios with them..
>>220645074>I had my frenulum cut at the beginning of 2024i see. i don't think that counts as being cut, since your foreskin is still there, right?>because in the autumn of 2023 I was under the very misguided assumption that I would have a chance of having sex in the near future>he fell for the jewish tricks AGAINmy condolences>I don't regret it, now my erections are more comfortable for sureglad it worked out in the end, thoughbeit :D
>>220644847Already fucked up.
>>220645074God damn fakecels
>>220645260On the contrary this is an example of the situations where I tried and failed, ergo I am a truecel, opposed to little bitches who don't even try (I'm not going to make any names, but they live in a country that starts with Hun and finishes with gary)
*enters the thread**sharts in the thread and in his pants**exits the thread*
>>220645306Based but if I used the same arguments as a virgin, I was called a fakecel
>>220645256its okay restart
>>220645170>I’m such an asshole for not going to Epitafios with them..Should have gone, I was seeing loads of people going from my balcony. We usually go when we are all together but neither my granny is here and every else arrives here tomorrow. I did put a candle today in the local church when I was out though. >>220645052Thanks mija>I have no idea how to braidme neither, no idea how I'm gonna do it again tomorrow, felt really stupid for 15 mins. Now it's proofing and I'll bake in an hour or less. >>220645074Damn bro, was it painful? At least now you are better, I had phimosis when I was a teen but after that it resolved itself. I actually thought it was gonna be painful having sex and was panicking.
>>220645256>See Umayyads getting destroyed by West Francia.>Give in and declare a de jure war.>Doing well, despite the aforementioned war ending in white peace.>Umayyads wierdly sent small armies for me to easily defeat.>Foolishly assault goldingscto speed it up.>99% won.>Umayyad sends a proper army.>Mountains.>0%Starting over. No immediate wars.. or try to.>>220645052Clearly, I'm bad at them.
GOL DEL HALCÓN>>220645306the semitic-magyar is not a fakecel for not trying, he is a fakecel because he was slamming bitches (and some boys too) daily when he was 19. regardless, that definition of fakecel is not good imo.
>>220645454kekshouldve evaded the army and let the last tick go off from ticking warscore
>>220645454Fun fact: France forgot to lower the speed when the phoney war ended, leading to a breach in its defence.
btw if you win a recomquista war you get to.keep the troops foreverif...
>>220645542kek
>>220645511They would've undone my progress anyway, and then, we know what would happen next.>>220645542What?>>220645574Yes.
Aaand I don't have a brush for the egg wash
>>220645812Just meetingNothing happened on the western front for months so the joke is that we raised the speed, only to be surprised once they attacked
>>220645812couldve white peaced too when you had 99%
>Scrolling FB>Some photo of two topless guys shows up>Poster wishing a happy birthday (assuming it is one of the guys in the photo wishing to the other guy (I didn't bother checking the profile))>comments are a bunch of "happy bday"s.>One of the guys has a swastika tattooed on his chestLmao.>>220645964Alright.
>>220646033True, but I wanted the provence. No matter now.
>>220645865A what for the what?
>>220646034AUTOCORRECT changing memeing into meeting>>220646143Don't try to understand picasso
Art :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BxaVdu0hqU
>>220646327Nice. Your art?
>>220646352Rare right winger clarity moment Minutes before thinking about letting in more browns
Moselle must not be very happy right nowMbappe will initiate the Great Purges tonight
>that feeling when you get to the gym at 9pm, later than usual, and you meet a pretty blonde alternative art hoe with delicate pastel pink bangs and a rather pleasant voice, but after hearing the content of the conversation she was having with some friend, it turns out she has 2 children>>220640478She's nice
>>220646143The eggwash for proper browning. I have romain lettuce, thank god I have lettuce holy shit.
Jizzya.
>>220646412Yes
>>220646685Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQeDCqOCsDwWTF>>220646511I already know the Liga is over, now these jobbers should focus on the game against Bayern but I know they'll be slacking and playing like garbage
>sexhavers face when they learn non sex havers exist
Good night, sisters.>>220644231>might be the jewish genes supercharging your hearing so you don't spend an extra shekel unnecessarily when charging your devices fr frAntisemitic scum.>>220645306>I'm not going to make any names, but they live in a country that starts with Hun and finishes with garyMagyarphobic scum>>220645483>and some boys tooI never did the needful with a guy tho.>daily when he was 19Lmao at the claim that the needful was done dailyAlso last time I had sex was at the ripe age at 17.Plus the amount I did the needful is definitely less than Brunoid so there's that.>>220647192Left guy is gay as fuck.Right guy is a coping manlet (girl in red barely lets him hit it).Middle guy is finna get TOPPED by the guy on the left as the girl on the left watches.Girl on the left actually has a crush on the girl on the right.Girl on the right actually has 10 sidehoes (that's why he does not let the manlet hit it often).
>>220647379Good night zister, gonna go sleeping too, tomorrow morning is rooning
>>220646461funny to see someone in power having a gamer moment
catnigga i miss you also i don't know how to change filenames in the phone F
>>220646685How did you make it?
>>220648418>made some minor improvements sai and then krita since I don't have sai on my second pc
I think I over proofed it, it's a bit flatter than when I put it in :(fail...but at least that was the test one
>>220648801It's beautiful anon. Have you tried τσουρέκι κάστανου Θεσαλονίκης?
>>220648848Thanks, I don't think I have, is that with the chocolate on top?
>>220648915Yes, with the white chocolate top
>>220648985Yes I've seen it but never tried it. I'm not much of a sweets guy desu but I bet it's good. Everything here in Thessaloniki from bakeries has been amazing.
>>220649096Ah you live there? I couldn't too many blacks.The τρίγωνα πανοράματος are goated tho.
>>220649384No I live in Bulgaria, granny lives here. > I couldn't too many blacks.Really? Where, I've been here 3 days haven't seen one I think. Are you talking about the bracelet ones and the ones who sell bangs on the street?>The τρίγωνα πανοράματος are goated thoAbsolutely!
>>220649482>No I live in BulgariaAh so the nickname makes sense>Are you talking about the bracelet onesOmfg one sold me a jamaica one when I was there with my school lol.Also some gypsies scammed me and my friends with the "we are ex-addicts, donate to us or you bad person" scum.They took 5 euros from me and the rest of my friends but my most awkward friend gave them a 50 euro bill and they gave him like 10 euro change.
>>220648801It looks amazing anon!!! It looks so tasty!!! It looks like it's in the right spot between a bit toasty and still soft, very nicely done. Wonder how it tastes compared to sweet breads here.>>220648780Amazing drawing, do you have other stuff like this or anything else, greekfren?
>>220649612They are scummy, I really don't count those because they hang out only in the center. They have tried to sell us shit. A few times when I came here with my Bulgarian mates for fun we would bring empty CDs and try to sell them stuff and chase them lol, that was many years ago when the lads were crazy. >>220649691Thank you :) I did brush it with butte after it came out so the top softens and it stays soft for long. Tsoureki is a bit different from other sweet breads because it has Mahlepi which is a spice taken from the pit of cherry trees (it has a very distinct taste) and also Mastic from the mastic tree, I specifically went and bought fresh from the store today, it's a resin that looks like crystals, it also has a specific taste and gives it kind of a stringy texture because of it's properties.
>>220649770>I did brush it with butte after it came out so the top softens and it stays soft for long.SEXOOOOOO, that's so tasty sounding! It is a sweet bread, right? And from the looks of it, it has butter too? And milk?Also damn, sounds like it must be toasty and caramelized... Now I really really wanna know how it tastes! I'm hungry again... Even though I ate well today...Certified fatass/diabetic moment.Also unrelated kind of but I'm kind of worried I could have undiagnosed hypothyroidism or even Hashimoto's disease since it runs in my family... My neck glands kinda feel a bit swollen.
>>220649691I do have this one on my notebookhttps://files.catbox.moe/y3iphu.jpg>>220649770Past the statue of Alexander the great are all the immigrants and stuff.But the black guy was cool desu.I also met a stoner Australian vaping on the sidewalk.
>>220649612>Also some gypsies scammed me and my friends with the "we are ex-addicts, donate to us or you bad person" scum.>They took 5 euros from me and the rest of my friends but my most awkward friend gave them a 50 euro bill and they gave him like 10 euro change.Yeah I don't like those either, there's also the deaf scam, not sure if that is still going on. But it's mainly for tourists. The guy who gave 50 Euros should know better. My Greek granny thought me about them when I was a kid. >>220649842> It is a sweet bread, right? And from the looks of it, it has butter too? And milk?Yes, it has butter, milk, eggs and the spices I mentioned. >Also unrelated kind of but I'm kind of worried I could have undiagnosed hypothyroidism or even Hashimoto's disease since it runs in my family... My neck glands kinda feel a bit swollen.Really? You should get that checked out, maybe you are deficient in Iodine, I know that's one of the causes. I didn't know Hashimoto is heritable. >Past the statue of Alexander the great are all the immigrants and stuff.But the black guy was cool desu.When you say Jamaica are you talking about weed or a Jamaica bracelet lol? >I also met a stoner Australian vaping on the sidewalk.It is a cool city, I was born here, lots off things to do, tomorrow I'm going around the vinyl record shops, found some cool ones I haven't been to, there's one wit with a bar attached to it and a club which hosts house music parties, interested to check it out and buy some records and see what is going on, might be a cool place to come with people.
>>220649968If you mean the people who hand you a card saying "im deaf" and give you shit like lighters and toys. I don't mind these.Sometimes you try the stuff that they give you with your friends on your table and you buy one.
>>220649905That's a really fucking good drawing, goddang, peak ZASED. You're really freaking good at drawing anatomy, anon!>>220649968Maaaaaaaan, I've been craving sweet bread so much since my partner came here, he doesn't really eat a lot of bread and even less sweet things, I'm the only one fatass who eats at least one sweet bread a day cause it's what's most cheap to eat at breakfast... And more filling than a banana.And who knows, maybe I'm deficient in iodine but... Swollen thyroids do seem a bit worrying. I don't know if Hashimoto's inheritable but rather you're more likely to have it if someone in your family had it, or hypothyroidism/hyperthyroidism. Might explain all the mental and physical issues I have lmao.But I got blood tests done before and my thyroid's functioning in blood was just fine. I have to get blood tests again.
>>220650100>You're really freaking good at drawing anatomyEh the proportions are pretty bad desu.Drew it on my phone.
>>220648801damn nigga, that looks good
>>220650015No they are usually in gangs and they are not really deaf, it's the same scam in Bulgaria. >>220650100I'm the same I don't really like sweets and I've stopped eating bread for the most part but It's Easter and thee family is all here, I don't wanna be the "uhm akshually carbs are blablabal lol"But yeah you should go and get checked definitely, Iodine is quit inexpensive and I know a girl that really improved by buying iodine. Also diet and exercise helps. So yeah go and check it especially if you think your glands are swollen.>>220650268Thanks bro :)
