Five a Day edition
>>220650337Most normal looking zoomer
only when you think you're back do you realize how over it really is
I'm not human
corr
my batman headcanon:>batman age: 25>vs carmine falcone, sal maroni, rupert thorne, corrupt cops loeb and flass. black mask and penguin take over organised crime. hunted by GCPD, secret alliance with gordon. meets catwoman, moral code tested>26>vs penguin, black mask, zsasz, deadshot. joker appears. friends with harvey dent, then maroni turns him to two-face. >27>vs joker, riddler, scarecrow, two-face, mad hatter. mentors dick grayson as robin. GCPD tolerates him.>28-32>vs hugo strange, mr freeze, poison ivy, joker+harley quinn. Gordon made commissioner >33-36>vs clayface, killer croc, man-bat, firefly, killer moth. dick leaves. mentors jason todd as robin. joker kills jason. GCPD relies on him.>37-40>vs ra's al ghul, bane, league of assassins. mentors batgirl and tim drake as robin. bane breaks batman's back. healing. dick grayson as nightwing watches gotham>41-45>vs arkham asylum inmates, hush, court of owls, professor pyg, talia al ghul. joker cripples batgirl, she recovers as oracle. jason todd re-emerges as red hood>46-50>vs legion of doom, lex luthor, brainiac, darkseid, doomsdsy. joins the justice league. >51-59>retires, nightwing, robin, oracle and red hood watch gotham. damien wayne revealed as secret son of talia. marries catwoman>60>comes out of retirement, final showdown with joker leading to joker's death
>>220650397>>>/int/cum>>>/sci/
youve really upset him hes going to be posting his ai pics to the wee hours of the morning
>>220650397they think they're doing important stuff lol
I always thought Raquel on Only Fools was an older bird. Now im watching she only looks about 30 maybe 35 tops.
>>220650402wasn't the joker killed in prison after getting bumraped
>>220650397the plush behind her from sailor moon lol cute
>>220650402whats so special about the joker considering some of these villains are supernatural entities or gods
>>220650387crazy how this thing doesn't know about anal
any highly observant dark empath man in?
according to sir david icke aliens or demons or something harvest peoples negative energy, or “loosh”
>>220650387my username on roblox
>>220650485ktim
>>220650482I suppose you want to teach it.
can't sleep
>>220650480he sells more copies probably
>>220650505
>>220650485more of a dangerously oblivious emotionally dead autist
>>220650402great chronology, cannot fault it
Really anxious watching the preparations for Artemis II's reentry. Hope everything goes okay
>>220650568hope it blows up
is the separation dangerous? the service module is about the separate from the bellend capsule
>>220650568>>220650581>>>/sci/
>Four British nationals claiming to be 'hikers' were apprehended by US authorities after allegedly sneaking into the country through remote woods connecting Canada to Maine.Huh? Why would you need to sneak into America as a Brit>Ali Mohammed Ali Abdullah, 18, of Liverpool, as well as Hameed Mohammed Nagi, Ibrahim Ayyub Khan and Mohammed Sultan SalehHmmm
playing overwatch again aren't I
Quorn is not mould btw
>>220650576You shouldn't say things like that
might boot up grindr and flirt with someone until they ask for pics or any personal information whatsoever then close grindr
>>220650523Timmy's pepper crush
>>220650594This /ck/ poster has a message for you OP:>>>/ck/21957071
NEETs, your time has come.Now get out.
>>220650602well it is though isn't it
>>220650603shut up nigger
>>220650595light eyed white people are angelicseething in my room with my horrible brown eyes
id post my cock and balls on here for a laugh if there werent genuine fags about
>>220650613put that bussy out there you little batty
What percentage of 35+ year-old white women do you think are still virgins?
>>2206506450.01
>European Space Agencyyet no Europeans on boardWhat a bunch of cucks the ESA areReminder that we could have had our own professional space agency too if not for Eden and Macmillan
local gay cashier on grindr just asked me when im shaving
>>220650638counterpoint: gingers have blue eyes
>>220650628You ever see that film Pushing Tin? Air traffic control looks intense as fuck.
>>220650638poo eye lad
>>220650638slavs have blue eyes but they certainly don't look angelic
>>220650645look up the total amount of nuns
>>220650638>brown eyed white people
>>2206506450.001%
>>220650613Probably just the seriously disabled ones
>>220650630It actually isn’tI’d recommend you to try some and look into it properly
>>220650628it's going to take a lot of deprogramming to stop them trying to shoot down the planes
>>220650679Meant for >>220650645Oops!
>>220650648>>220650678that low? wowand yeah excluding nuns
Feeling despondent as I do every Friday eveningYears of virgin freakery may be getting to me
>>220650594Hikers isn't the word that needs scare quotes. They were hiking weren't they?
Reaching outTo find a wayTo make tomorrowA brighter day
forgot to ask the missus how many days she'd been taking the pill before I spaffed in her. hopefully at least like 3 or 4
all catberg does is eat. all he wants to do is eat. trying to reduce his intake and make him healthier but he's a monster about it. the moment i stand up he runs to his bowl in case i'm going to feed him. he's like an american. fat lad needs to learn.
Soon: Moon
>>220650698nothing wrong with alone time x
>>220650698I had my arms wrapped around a foid and smelled her hair just a few hours ago and still feel much the same im sure
SpaceX did all that work and it turns out NASA is still the protagonist all alongThe King stay the King
>>220650749My gf in the lower left corner.
>>220650421same with david jason, he was only about 50 when they filmed the final series in 1990 but he looks at least a decade older
fucks sake i feel seen
>>220650594seems like those cops may have accidentally foiled an mi6 false flag attack
>>220650397Have they already sold the rights to capcom?
>going to this restaurant on the morrow>have no idea what any of this shit isI am so fucked
sdjhbgksdfhbksdfbj
>>220650787Get the chips
<----anons dutifully safeguarding /brit/ from any fun and interesting posts>blog on>didn't ask>british culture
>>220650523Hey that's the girl from White Lotus
>>220650763This was a collaboration with Bezos's Blue Origin you do release
>>220650796kahteem!
>>220650787>Mogo & Aloostar wars characters
>>220650595She already has a legacy of a french sex symbol/risqué actress icon
>>220650796grow up
>>220650787it's all just brown people slop. it would worse if you knew what any of it was
TAGLEE TELLY IS IT
uganda are threatening iran again
>>220650787looks like a teamsheet from eden gardens
Mental how NASA livestreamed the entire moon mission and yet there'll still be mongs who say it didn't happen.
the local cashier suspects me
>>220650787Just tell the waiter you don’t know Admitting is more alpha than pretending to be a foodiemong
>>220650638find people with mediterranean features more attractie personally dark eyes and hair and tan skin
>>220650773Why are people obsessed with this girl?
>>220650787Best to google what it looks like desu, I go to an Indian place occasionally and only get 1-2 things, no idea what the other stuff they sell is
>>220650691YOWZING>>220650665I haven't watched it, I will now. Pushing Tin. My friend applied for that job and you have to complete a test within a given timeframe, the requests are to write a multi-digit number from back to front, recognise shapes etc. And then they pick the top 15.
>>220650829They need to sort their own shit out first
>>220650836mad how marvel literally filmed avengers endgame yet rorke will say capeshit isn't
>>220650798Made me click in the hope of seeing Alexandra Daddario. Now I'm going to post her myself in order to be the change I want to see in the world
>>220650836lol did you watch it? looked fake as fuck
>>220650787so ask what they recommend you utter fucking sperg
That moon mission? Didn't happen
>>220650865chill out
>>220650669Slavs are like Brits with much higher testosterone. They are non-pussified Brits.
>>220650861frightening woman
>>220650836>the moonhmm yes ok
Did they actually pretend to land on the moon again or just say they got new pictures and brought a darkie this time
>>220650787chaat is french for cat don't get any of those
16 minutes from being this far away to splash down
>>220650865>>220650842oh ayehave all the girls laughing at me because of how uncultured I ammongsthis is why you're incels
>>220650876how so
>>220650876
>>220650875no. you learn to work a restaurant first
>>220650886>>>/sci/
>>220650855I enjoyed that film, hope you do to. I read ATC has the highest burnout rate of any job. It's more pressure than people evolved to cope with on a daily basis. Imagine a job where if you mess up you smash two planes full of people together in mid air.
seen a fit tranny walking up olympus mons
>>220650842this
heckin splash down is ithecking t minus 10 minute til splash down
>>220650886Nasa need to get a better webcam
imagine if it does a Columbia and just explodes
>>220650848right well you’re wrong and people prefer light eyes, at least I doI have very pale skin because I never leave the house and I’m ethnically english, so even though I have dark eyes I wouldn’t say my features are mediterranean in any way
>>220650889just say vindaloo over and over lad it'll be fine if they talk back say it louder people will respect you
Just flirted with a fitty on grindr and he's blocked me when I asked for an arse picture :/
Go to this Indian place every now and then, usually the lady would warn me if it's spicy but I only buy the things I know aren't for the most partOver time I think I gave her the mistaken impression that I could handle spicy food so she didn't warn me when I bought what was essentially the arse destroyer, legitimately spent my entire weekend pooing away with my stomach in pain, now back to getting a rotation of the mild made for whitey stuff
not sure if i want to support scientific progress or pray it explodes so americas collapse can hasten
i'm zesty and bouncing on some gay porn penis
did degeneracy at the after toil drinks
Played some Dragon Quest XI now winding down for bed team
>>220650928brown people maybe as an aryan hyperborean beast i require a dark eyed queen
Biting my scalp
>>220650933indians guffawing at you in the kitchen whilst you slobber on your korma oh my days
been farting all day
>>220650886must be a crazy feelingimagine some hundred years from now when it's no different from landing at an airport
got the death in june on
imagine being born in like 500 bc and you never know who bradley walsh is
>imagine some hundred years from now when it's no different from landing at an airport
>>220650956light eyes are prettier
>>220650965
>>220650787just a mix veg sizzler and chips for me cheers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnnyQcRbwEI
SPLASHDOWN IS IN 10 MINUTESI REPEAT 10 MINUTESTHEY HAVE ENTERED THE ATMOSPHERE
Oh, those Golden Grahams, Oh those Golden Grahams Crispy, Crunchy Graham cereal brand-new breakfast treat
>>220650771I meant the other way. Raquel looks younger than I remembered. But David Jason did look older than his years.
eating some butterscotch ripple
>>220650966>>220650938>>220650924>>220650919
i have problems with intimacy
What if they're all dead?
>>220650995Mate let’s get quorn’d up!
They turned around and went back to the moon
Imagine that rather than landing in the sea it went straight for your bollocks
>>220651024i love you
>>220651015I thought she was in her 30s she always looked 10 years younger than del boy to me
The bunnies are not playing around anymore.
is this them
we will never know what happened in the 40 minutes they were behind on the dark side of the moon and they had no contact with anyone on earth we do not know what happened in that time we do not know what happened
>>220650813Chuckled
>>220651052>>220651057>>>/sci/
>>220651023nice selfie
WORLD WAR LLL HAS STARTED! https://i.4cdn.org/bant/1775857516889945.webm
>>220651057they were recording data and eating maple cream biscuits
I CAN SEE THE CORONA
>>220651057were probably taking turns on that lads bbc in zero g desu
>>220651065fuck off
>>220651065i hope you're watching it's pretty cool
So we looked at the data
Romanians slags be shagging and keeping the baby shits crazy
don't care wow they went to the moon we did that 60 years ago
i shed teardrops 4 my troops
>>220651117didnt happen then isn't happening now and i mean that without a trace of irony
>>220651057fuck all
>>220650990https://i.4cdn.org/int/1775857402508713.mp4personally i prefer this
he sounds so calm
>>220651117>weNo you didn't dickhead. It was Americhads and based German nazis.
>>220651117speak for yourself I wasn't even born
3 MILLION VIEWS ON YOUTUBE HOLY FUCK IT'S FALLING FUCK HERE COMES SPLASHDOWN OH SHIT PARACHUTES DEPLOYINGOH SHIT I CAN HEAR CHEERING3 MINUTES UNTIL THEY HIT THE OCEAN THE MOON CONQUERED
>>220651150>>>/sci/
iran, if you can read this, deploy the missiles now
mad that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhDuOHMp0AOH SHIT HERE THEY COME
>>220651128love my melody!
reminder only vpnyank and yank arselickers are posting about the ufo or whatever
pretty
This shit went so incredibly smoothly nothing went wrong even a little. It was almost easy. I believe there will be moon bases in our lifetime now. It's gonna get done.
what's the flames why is it shooting flames
fucking hell are you going to post every single frame of the livestream cakm down
splashdown confirmed
>>220651184>>220651195your aura loss this week has been nothing short of marvellous
oh whew i was scared for a moment tbqh
THEY MADE IT BACK ON EARTH
might wank
>>220651211Vtuber nonce
>>220651216i never had any aura to begin with though?
how much did they spend on this capeshit for the goyim
didn't happen
Time to pick them up
>>220651228swamp nonce
>>220651209sorry i thought it was on fire it had like flames shooting from it
Might make a garlic, lemon, and black pepper salad dressing with extra virgin olive oil and put in on my tesco party salad and have some sauerkraut with it. Could cook some kidney beans as well. Then later I'll squeeze the leftover lemon into a gin & tonic maybe.
God bless America
>>220651227to what
see you in Valhalla brother
chagos deal is dead another L
>>220651270they done caught rorke
>>220651276protogf whom i was groping just a few hours ago probably should have done it fresh after she left but alas
>>220651271pondering his powerlevel
>>220651274Land that i love
>>220651290based but the only reason it's dead is cause trump wants us to let him point our rockets at iran
>>220651271do you put sauerkraut on the salad or eat it on the side
land of shitandpee
>>220651308boob bitch
Like in the movies
>>220651331On the side. I like to keep the different bits separate but get a bit of everything on the fork
It was an ideal textbook mission minus the jewess clogging the shitter.
where is cornwall tho
>>220650928nothing wrong with brown eyes you're just ugly mate
>>220651379southwest peninsula below whales
>>220651354sounds nice, i never thought to eat sauerkraut with salad. i'll have to give it a try
>>220651308would love to fuck her and touch her massive boobs!!!!!!!
going to start sorting my life out tomorrow, but need to think of an actionable goal first, shall brainstorm, tired of being a nothing failure
>>220651404>>220651404bent
just flew back from the moonboy, are my arms tired
>>220651379south west england
>>220651404remember leaving comments like this on girls youtube channels when I was in Year 7lmaolittle bastard I was
>>220651394I was surprised how much can go with sauerkraut. It's not cheap for the good stuff but it's very good for you.
honestly it is expected of the english when they became godless men that their society would fall into the yookayism our island has becomewhen you remove God and objective morality from society all that is left is people who believe that life is ultimately a meaningless cosmic gambit and your only purpose is to squeeze as much pleasure and comfort as possible for your own doing before you return to the black void for eternity this mentality became common with the boomers reaching age and utterly hollowed out our country, which was once the foremost civilisation on the planet. 40 years later and we are in this state.
>>220651367usui mirror match
>>220651446
>>220651379hopefully dead.
might try to surpass alexander the great before i reach 32
normoid metal man
be the chance you wish to see in the world
>communication errorOh FFS just get them out and onboard the boat.
>>22065148932kg?
>>220651407asian women aren't allowed to have breasts like that
Damn I meant stone not kg, what a disaster I've made a twat of myself
>>220651526It would have been quite the done-ing ngl.
how am I a normie though
>>220651526both two very dangerous weights to be anyway
by all means you can mock mebut you cannot deny, our godless, nihilistic civilisation, only about for the pursuit of money and comfort, will be utterly rolled over by the masses of asiatics and africans, that do believe their life has divine meaning, and that they will go to paradise for their righteousness be meaningless at your own peril your only hope is that the irish diaspora will revive catholicism
>>220651439yes i've just started eating it recently, been adding it to sandwiches and having little spoonfuls here and there. smells horrible but tastes great. i want to try making my own
>>220651542Yeah not nice is it and I'm not exactly down to my fighting weight myself if I'm honest
not sure if ive become a joyless freak or the moon thing wasnt that impressive
the months drag on and i'm no closer to having bf
potentially useful reaction image
>>220651543>revive catholicismThe pope is pozzed and zogged.
>>220651503it must be frustrating for them. like after the plane lands and you have to stand around waiting for everyone to get their bags and shuffle off and you need to pee and want to move your legs and it feels like it takes forever
hope flat earth is truehow funny would it be if they found out the earth was actually flat
>>220651567It was reasonably cool but not that insane. If they manage to actually get back on the moon in 2028 and you don't think that's amazing then you can for sure identify as a joyless freak
reject the labels they assign you
I have woman fatigue. I'm sick of seeing them. I'm sick of hearing them. I don't find them attractive at all anymore. They are so retarded and disgusting.
>>220651573I've got hundreds, maybe over a thousand reaction images. Been collecting them on here for 10+ years now I think.
tits are good though aren't they
>>220651600women are not the same as menyou’re supposed to feel care and protection for them
>>220651603me when windows update
>>220651603hahalost my collection last year
Emma Watson's only gone and done a stinky fart that went unsmelled by me today.
>>220651614yea they're good but less is more i like small ones my gf has small boobs and abs
i'm a mongy little goth
had a very shitty wank
OPENTHE FUCKINGRAFT
>>220651604this is truechristianity has an undeniable relationship with the biblical hebrewsbut not the larpers that call themselves “jews” these daysthe ancient israelites were shepherds and farmers that tried their best to write down divine revelation in preparation for the saviour
>>220651567everything that exists is just unfathomable and it amazes me that there's people who have figured out how to explore it even just a little bit
>>220651604piss off
>>220651663All held in the creators divine mind
i might actually just stop dressing like a goth because it's just so much effort to look good and for what
>>220651622Sorry to hear that.
it's past 1am, why are you awake?
>>220651684>and for whataura
i like fat women, always have
>>220651684cos ur a cute
>>220651065cunt fuck off WANKERwanker wankerbellend fucking spastic knobhead
might go buy a pack of smokes for 8 quid
>>220651696I do have aura that's undeniable, women compliment my outfits>>220651701love u
>>220651600that's sexycome here sugarmwah
>>220651695not tired
I'm leaving this countryI'm going to America
A lot of you lads need to realise shagging is not the be all and end all of life So many of you are suicidal because you haven’t hit the life of the mythical “Chad” figure you have invented in your head
>>220651065
>>220651695my monitor doesn't connect to my graphics card before 3pm every day so I use it while I can, that often means staying up later
fourth month joblessfourth year sexless
>>220651567it being mundane is good, it should make space travel look more achievable. we all know how rockets work, we know what computers can do, the rest of the world should step it up, especially if the USSR already landed a drone on Venus, which is arguably harder than humans on the moon or drones on Marsonly bad outcome is if somehow woke returns and they build a shrine to george floyd on the moon in 2029
>>220651708luv u too
>>220651678scary but i guess all the possibilities are
>Google why cousin marriage is legal in the UK>Find a Reddit thread >"Locked, due to uncivil comments."Wogs.
>>220651747goes back to henry viii marrying his brother's widow
>>220651741nah, fear mostly evaporates when you realise that you didn’t have to exist, reality as you know it didn’t have to, yet here you are. existence is itself ontologically good. and here you are beholding it. you exist by pure divine love.
I spilled Wockhardt on my jeans, now my jeans soaked (Jalen Go Kraz)Suck me at the BNB 'til my knees fold (Hahaha)
3 hours kissless and cuddleless me
now recruiting for Cafe British in Grimsby, Lincs
>>220651747There's nothing Reddit mods hate more than people being allowed to talk to each other.
>>220651637ktim
>>220651787Bet I've got more swag than you nigga
>>220651773White women in Japan have a very particular phenotype
for me the fear of death evaporated when I realized I DO want all the shameful things I've done forgotten and gone for good, including from my mind
i have been close to deathit isn’t like the movies it’s not funny or stoic or badassit’s animal terror. it makes you believe
>>220651796probs x
>UK shelves Chagos deal after Trump oppositiongive him a knighthood, you all fucking OWE yanks
>>220651811Love u though anyway x
fuck that dog nigga
>>220651766Spilled wot?>WockhardtNo it's just the way I'm sitting
>>220651773I don't have to fly to Japan to get mine signed, big ups
>>220651838i don't get it
>>220651747to be fair it's legal pretty much everywhere except the usa
>>220651849Thanks Jaspreet I appreciate it.
>>220651813the yanks get to keep using some rock in the middle of the Indian ocean to bomb everyone israel doesn't like? yeah, a true victory, having your government's policy forcibly overturned by america
>>220651839I'd rather go to Japan than to Grimsby
>>220651877I don't get it
>>220651849whiteness map
>>220651881
>>220651886>>220651886>>220651886
>>220651765i do choose to believe that, or at least i try my best to. it's the right way to think, even if it's hard sometimes
>>220651877doesn't happen in real life
