let's leave all that in the last thread eh
come on make this a good one x

bradley walsh

anime and poo smells

what's for tea

kill dogs

mental how halo 1 makes it feel as if what you're doing is the most important thing in the history of humanity
you don't really get that from games anymore

Po

the parasite is having a meltdown and shitting up the space to try and survive - because he is a parasite. the space is not much different than what it normally is like because he is always here shitting up the space

do your civic duty and r*port the parasite, all day every day (there is NEVER a time where you can come here and he not be here)

>>220668116
you are evil

>>220668079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQKmil1LL64

are the cronem getting active yh?

>>220668127
you are having a meltdown you actual nutjob

tranny had their meds changed to olanzapine instead of fixing the root cause (hormones) then

mad how brown sugar is a song about fucking a slave
couldn't do that nowadays could you

mousey begins on a solid basis (identifying hn for the freak he is) but then inevitably starts seeing every post as evidence of his presence and then has a melty

Got an ulcer on my upper lip, keep catching it with my teeth. Fucking infuriating.

>I may be a profoundly irritating schizo nutjob, but that other schizo nutjob is worse so help me report him

+1 to my postscount


fixing the problem =/= having a meltdown. this is why your life has not improved within the last 10 years
you having a meltdown =/= the other person causing problems with the thread; you are always here shitting up the thread, ergo shitting up the thread is not a punishment for the thread


the thread now understands better about what you do, how you cope, and the effect that you have on the thread. the thread now understands that they should r*port you, to fix the problem. the thread does not have to suffer you - posting on here is a privilege, not a right

I will return whenever I feel like it and cause you distress whenever I feel like it, because it is good for the thread (but not you)

why are scousers the hardest lads in the UK? What is it about Liverpool?

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/brit/ mourns the loss of Ronnie Pickering

russian ASMR is divine

>>220668189
you are the parasite

do your civic duty and r*port the parasite when he is samefagging

>>220668185
I'm pretty sure it's about heroin actually

new claude variant. lockdown now. new normal

>>220668207
good job, you fixed the thread!

reminder that the state of the thread (which is not much worse than usual) is caused by the parasite trying to defend its presence here. there has never been anything made great without a little problem solving and pain. a parasite is obviously not going to leave quietly, and it will shit up the thread (more than usual) to try and stay. it is worse going through some hard times to rid yourself of the things that affect you every day
do not listen to the parasite or fall for his mechanisms. you would do much better without the parasite being here and it is your civic duty to rase the problem with the moderators. him being gone would be good for the thread - he deserves to lose the thread for the way he treats it

>>220668224
dreadful parenting

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got some fried fish for lunch. its different than british fish and chips, the cornmeal breading makes it very crunchy but not in the same way as battered fish. 10/10 would recommend

>>220668185
yeh you could
watermelon sugar

>>220668233
I'm not

>>220668260
russia mogged as per

>>220668260
oof must feel awful to fumble it at the very end like that but her technique is risky innit

>>220668274
that's a song about watermelons

>>220668264
Tantrum

>>220668249
> >>220667764
+ to the threads awareness. another day tallied of doing it to you
getting rid of the parasite is a process (and shtiting it up is what he does in retaliation), not a declaration. stfu subhuman

>>220668264
Mousey I think you should consider switching to a different antipsychotic as olanzapine is making you more violent. You used to be so sweet and kind to everyone

>>220668277
>smartest conspiracy theorist

techfags are the worse as are people who think nasa or any of that shit is inspiring
because the only reason any of this AI artemis crap matters is for its purpose as a weapon

>>220668270
looks good what type of fish is it

parasite has calmed down now and thinks it has won

BREAKING NEWS: Mousey has predicted a Tyson Fury loss tonight

hope Hearts win the SPL

I don't have any snacks and I'm desperate for some fucking snacksm

>>220668277
what proper does my nut in is that humanity clearly doesn't have the tech for an advanced firework but the idea of using a wafer of silicon to send data through fiber optic networks is totally ok
why isn't the conspiracy that there's no internet? processors are magic?

>>220668270
Looks lushberg

omds now tilde's here as well

>>220668318
need tungsten rods dropped on you from orbit

mousey acting up because I've had him locked for a month. if he doesn't calm down I'll leave it another month before milking him

>>220667789


this post got 0 replies. nobody gives a shit about his gimmicks (their number greater than 20)

>oh you dont get replies because hurr durr you bullied it out
see: >220668311

>>220668318
stupid man
thats what you are
just a good old fashioned idiot
good on you

>>220668228
Going to make an S tier ghost
6 7

why the FUCK do people get ticking clocks
it's a machine designed to make noise every second indefinitely
I fucking know that seconds are passing, I don't need an update every fucking time
How about a clock that ticks every time a second *doesn't* pass. That would be something noteworthy enough to alert me about

mental how much more insanely edited yank telly is
just full of cuts and sound effects ans music

>>220668373
>>220668367

i dont see no argument

>>220668350
would be good wouldn't it

parasite freaks out whenever I am here because
>I am a threat to the parasite (being able to post here)
>I take his attention and replies
>he will be gone from this thread with our efforts, and that scares him

every time I show up, he melts down. you as the thread should know that is what he does rather than seeing the text on the screen in the way that he wants you to see it

>>220668323
Pacific Whiting, always preferred it to catfish and tilapia even tho it's a bit pricier

Heading to the shower now team get myself clean for bed and tomorrow's inevitable toil

>>220668370
that post is making fun of heatherfreak mousey

>>220668370
it got 1 reply actually you worthless dolescum mong

Aryan Beast Mode activating

mental how heathergod has him on the ropes and he's not even here!

>>220668370
mousey you fucking retard that's making fun of him

sister is going out tonight as are parents
will be snooping in her bedroom later

>>220668434
stop encouraging him, please

the parasite gets less than 1 reply every 23 posts on average. he has to create 20+ personas to cycle through them (like he cycles copes) because he is here all day, trying to get replies

>>220668444
um why

>>220668173
I used it to recommend music and movies based on my taste, and it returned dozens of great recommendations that I never would've discovered otherwise. And what it introduced me to wasn't ai generated, it was real human-created music and film.

I've never used it to generate spam or anything illegal or misleading. The fault isn't with the technology itself, it's the misuse that is the issue. That issue will either be resolved by regulation or innovation or society will simply adapt. Social media did more harm than good, but it wasn't the end of the world. Just a pothole in the road of progress.

The potential for ai, both good and bad, is immense. Pretending or wishing it doesn't exist won't make it go away. You can't stop progress, but you can miss out on the benefits of progress if you fixate on the downsides and throw the baby out with the bathwater.

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>>220668463
stop engaging with him mousey

lets talk about runescape ^-^

>>220668463
Don't you have different personas though? Like when you were posting Peters and said you lived in London?

>>220668444
get the undies wanked in

>>220668463
You're the parasite. Get a job you fucking waste of space.

I smell fear

>ahhh but you see exploring space is the pinnacle of human achievement and by knowing how empty and pitiless it is we can yadada dadada can't actually come up with any reasons because i'm a gormless science mong

>>220668416
shut the fuck up cunt x

>>220668476
mousey doesn't know a lot about runescape, i wouldn't ask him that
i'd be surprised if he ever got out of lumbridge

>>220668444
never understood this trope
ive never had the idea to sniff knickers let alone my sisters
grim

>Jews first settled in England in significant numbers shortly after the Norman Conquest of 1066, arriving from Northern France at the invitation of William the Conqueror to serve as financiers.
the norman conquest really was the worst event in british history

Trading in /brit/ futures

I own him.

mad how they had to freeze the minions in antarctica so they wouldn't serve hitler

>>220668494
Have a shower then. And watch The Pitt!

>>220668444
She fit?

>>220668493
youre on 4chan on the sidelines posting this for the second time, and not one person cares

>>220668504
careful with that sort of talk mate he's got it in him to rune 2h smack you

really want to go for a drive but I’m drunk

tinned mackerel in katsu sauce down the hatch

telling mousetwat to get a job genuinely riles him up

After I've showered I'm going to put on my new lounge wear and show you team

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reminder that capitalism is evil

>>220668552
There's no law against it

if you want to make me happy, do your civic duty as much as you can throughout the day/when you pop in to /brit/. that would make me happy - not trying to suck my dick over the internet - if you are trying to make me "calm down"

>>220668552
that's what they invented drunk driving for

>>220668507
we exiled them not long after
it was oliver cromwell that brought them back

>>220668389
you should watch our kitchen nightmares, it's way better

>>220668571
stop looking at twitter

>>220668578
Fuck off junkie

still wank over my uni flatmate from 10 years ago

>>220668498
how about you talk about something you find interesting or important

>>220668576
dont quit your day job to be a comedian
>>220668579
proxy yank

>>220668593
shut up, dirty capitalist

>>220668571
appreciate them reminding us what kidneys are

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Thinking about all the times I've tried too hard to fit in at work and said too much or overshared cos I was begging it like a gimpy beta

Cringing at it all
Fuck sakes
Wish I learnt to be quiet and nonchalant way sooner

>>220668578
>if you want to make me happy
We want you to get a job. You are a worthless oxygen thief. Your mother loathes you.
GET A JOB.

>>220668597
ktim but 1 year ago

>>220668602
Shut up ching chong

>>220668593
I'll do what I want thanks

Any lads here shagging escorts this weekend?

>>220668595
why do these posts make me think about her

>>220668571
>Because this case was settled confidentially, the claim that the woman was fired for reasons related to her recovery was never established by a judge or jury. The defendants in the case did not publicly concede that point.

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>>220668601
don't worry be happy

Ooh, did the man kick the ball

>>220668622
it's boring and not very interesting

>>220668571
Under communism the kidney would've been taken by force because her boss would be a party official. Forget a settlement, forget taking time off. She'd be back to her forced labour the next day.

>>220668622
yeh you'll kneel to the richest man in the world like a good capitalist slave

reminder to do your civic duty and violently rape the parasite

Leave Mouse alone
He is not employable! His brain cannot handle it

>>220668623
yeah got 3g of mcat and 1g of coke (for the lass)
shall be perusing bbw escorts with keyword 'party girl'

>>220668633
*reminds me of big puss*

>dont quit your day job to be a comedian
screaming

Britain's Got Talent in ITV
surprised it's still going

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The crib, as it were

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How come some people are so full of themselves despite being ugly poor fat losers

>>220668662
s

>>220668673
deranged rug placement

>>220668673
lovely carpet x

>>220668675
because they have to copy obviously
the less you have the more you have to pretend to have
read that in a steinbeck book or some shit

>>220668693
or the 'creepy kid' post

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>>220668693

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1775907084207667.webm

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holy fucking based

>>220668646
nice fantasy bootlicker

>>220668693
>>220668477
>>220668568

>wah wah wah r9k help me please I am getting bullied on int brit
ONE person came this time. used to be a lot more

>>220668673
The Shagpad

you know in america they call soggy biscuit ookie cookie

>>220668690
The creases as well. Someone's gonna go flying trying to walk over that

>>220668722
can't argue with that

Gonna watch a stand up, recommendations for a good one?

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>>220668706
what did mn mean by this

>>220668733
No I didn't thanks for that

I'm motivated to get rich just to be able to fuck escorts every week tbqh

>>220668744
ricky gervais

>>220668744
Roy Chubby Brown

mousey be like w9k

evil farts escaping my arse

>>220668744
Stewart Lee if you have braincell's

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posting my dna again because it cost me $100 and i have no one else to share it with. showed my mom and she said "no black? we're just boring old english?" haha

thinkign about her...

>>220668744
Hannah Gadsby

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rorke on a madone lmaoooo

>>220668744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHQb6zUv-Fs

>>220668792
Me too...

>>220668796
is he ok?

>>220668727
You want the government to tell you where you work, how long you work, how much you get paid, what you can say, where you can go... There's no more fanatical bootlicker than a communist.

Capitalism needs regulations, sure. It's not perfect. But it's heaven compared to communism.

>>220668792
ktim :(

>>220668758
Paid condom sex? Grimsby

we at 2chan rove the poster

``Mousey``

thank you /blit/
for him. (. ᴗ .)

nuke the uk

Poo Niggering Bellowing

>>220668831
fact

spanish people be like "hola"

>>220668799
leggings should be illegal

wot a silly fred dis is

>>220668799
odd videos these
999999 videos where you're faking a physique and then 1 video where you pretend you aren't the cause of people's insecurities

>>220668796
so that's who makes the the exploding tanks for first-person shooters

>>220668790
based old stock yank

>>220668828
s

Why didn't I short oil today too

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in the spanish language tapes at school they were always called Juan y Mercedes and had like ocho naranjas

>>220668690
>>220668741
get off /brit/ dad

leftists will call eugenics evil and then have a trillion abortions

>>220668785
Yeah thanks for the only genuine suggestion. Saw him live last year, good idea I'll delve into the back catalogue

>>220668828
sensei-san please post here more *bows*

>>220668790
good lad make sure you find a breeding female of similar stock

>>220668846
escrim at este post

>>220668892
i dont like tan lines

>>220668744
bernard manning

Good evening

>>220668790
which state are you from?

>>220668819
cringe

>>220668932
the big lad himself

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>>220668675
If someone feels "less than" but has the self-awareness and means to improve then it'll dampen their sense of self because they know they're not as great as they could be

It's the runts who know they'll never be worth more, but feel entitled to it, who resort to narcissism and arrogance because there's no other choice for them really

>>220668932
alri ian got the footy on?

>>220668932
Hi Ian mate, you had a good day then

Spent £600 so far on escorts this month

Gravity no escaping gravity

>>220668970
I only watch my local team and they are never on the television

>>220668790
>no black? we're just boring old english
why are boomers like this? my parents do the same cringy black worship even though they live in the whitest suburb possible and interact with zero black people.

>>220668846
el gato es grande

Five past one, Saturday. Here we are again then. Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington.

>>220668974
Good evening
I am well

Big fan of the Ian gimmick, always tastefully used and at the right moment.

can feel dry skin on my back
this is going to become a problem unless dealt with promptly

>>220669007
name on ian you borelord

tiktok wanktoil looms

We're all on the pints are we?

>Ban OnlyFans
>Normalise prostitution
>Legalise brothels
>Only allow amateur and well made artistic porn from kino European studios
Just solved the West

raping a concept

>>220668660
It was me tone

hola
como es noche x

>>220668790
your mum wants some black in her hahahaha

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anime

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>>220668957
>wanting basic freedoms is cringe

>>220669057
classic spaino thinking about black penis

>>220669026
I am just having some water currently

>>220668986
thats probably why

Spaino's OF is artistic

>>220669043
don't post that

>>220669066
Good lad

Anyone seen my boyfriend

>>220669075
the beautiful product of a brazilian mind

>>220669026
taking a week off because i threw up blood the other day

>>220669060
no just cringing at your irrelevant nonsense that has nothing to do with anything ive said
orwell was anti-capitalist btw

>>220669075
the /brit/ meetup

>>220669075
why wasn't hank invited

>>220669075
80% of Brazil's annual budget used to produce this AI image

>>220669075
kept seeing these with the game of thrones cast and they always made emilia clarke look extra peng

feeling sick as a hog

for me its Andalusia

>>220669075
who even is second from left

>>220669043
popping back pills like juju beans

>>220669075
YO XBOX

>>220669134
It's Bob from Mr. Show.

>>220668954
north carolina. looks like the ancestors came here on a boat in colonial times went about 10 miles inland and never left because i'm still in the same spot. 400 years zero generational wealth.

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>>220669117
>>220669075

Hi there how are you

>>220669135
got a warm feeling from this image

https://youtu.be/pVUCWrv0iYA?si=irTEtyL2iiy-t5va

>>220669161
midget in a basketball uniforma ahaha

>>220669168
fine thanks

>>220669075
>>220669161
brown hands prompted these images

>>220669161
they made her look extra ugly wtf was that MONG on about

>>220669168
pretty good how are you

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screaming

>>220669075
>>220669161
upsetting how good AI is now

>>220669161
Honestly love how thirdies sit on those plastic chairs

>>220669187
>>220669194
Hi there how are you

looksmatch wanktoil complete

>>220669196
LOL Mousey would've loved this!!
Also: Diego.

quite pleased spain are telling the jews to fuck off and strengthening their relations to china. the right side of history

>>220669150
cool
you should visit roanoke island

>>220669168
How’s it evening?

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>>220669191
there's several
fucking size of cersei

>>220668079
She got blacked

>>220669215
Saw they let in a bunch of Africans the last few days

>>220669232
poland mate...

>>220669215
PSOE raping rightoids
You can guarantee it Vox were in power they'd be inviting Netanyahu to Madrid

>>220669229
phwoar emilia looking peng why is cersei trans though

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Irishgreekmong has official lost it

>>220669102
You called me a bootlicker when I criticised communism, so I pointed out how communism is the epitome of bootlicking. That's not irrelevant.

And Orwell wasn't anti-capitalist, he was anti-totalitarian. You don't know what you're talking about and struggle with basic communication skills so don't waste your time replying. This conversation is over.

>>220669241
fucking size of his head

>>220669196
look at that blubber fly

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How did they show the last episode of Father Ted months after Ted Crilly died?

>>220669241
honestly impressive to make jeans and a shirt look this bad

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>>220669241
Average roid bro

you can silence 50 scholars with 1 fact, but you can't silence 1 idiot with 50 facts

>>220669075
>>220669161
>>220669229
soul the british mind cannot comprehend so instead it lashes out in a jealous rage

Jews hate all Europeans but they particularly hate Spain, Germany and Russia, since they have historically been the most countersemitic.

We at /brit/ disavow Iran and Palestine

>>220669312
don't know what those images have that britain doesn't have

>soul of the British mind
what being Chinese does to a mf

>>220669312
none of those posters said a single bad thing about those lovely brazillian images
typical canadian being snide

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>>220669241
Average Asian guy
Really makes you fink donit

>>220669332
s

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>And Orwell wasn't anti-capitalist

>>220669315
ZOGpost

i'm straight
i've only wanked to trannies a few times and they were sexy ones anyway

read 5 orwell books me

>>220669241
would love to see this freak get heemed into an early grave

Helped my neighbour and her sexy daughter tend to their front and back gardens today. Was able to show off my big strong muscles and limitless stamina
This is the first step to shagging a milf or her daughter, or perhaps both if the heavens bless me

And the very latest from the cronem?

>>220669364
He matured into DemSoc but probably would have abandoned that too had he lived long enough to see how fail it is.

>>220669399
are you a sexy mentally ill Canadian

Got a BWC in need of a sucking

>>220669413
you're the one who keeps us updated heatherabomination

>>220669345
not those posters but the replies to them so don't try to foist your snideness onto us

>>220669399
Big fan of strict government control of society apparently

>>220669399
i liked burmese days, homage to catalonia and down and out

>>220669422
Socialism and Capitalism are antithetical. One involves individual ownership of the means of production, the other social. They cannot be mixed.

8PM

my name jeff

>>220669438
LONDON
O
N
D
o
n

>>220669459
You're actually an idiot who knows nothing about Orwell or Socialism.

Got an 8:30 rez at Burger King

>>220669411
£800 of free garden work
Their boyfriends free to conserve their energy until tonight

>>220669479
Britain has the NHS, and privatised railways. Is Britain capitalist or socialist?

>>220669530
what rejection does to a mf
internet (and the jews) raped your mind....

>>220669479
Well socialism doesn't work. China's great economic progress began with the so called mixed market system, that more so resembles capitalism than socialism.

>>220669532
Britain still operates according to individual/corporate ownership so it is capitalist.

>>220669535
move after bump limit

>>220669519
Oh so he WASN'T a fan of totalitarian governments. It seems I was misled. Thank you for correcting me.

>>220669564
Janny, rape this gay fool

>>220669562
Government funding the NHS is capitalist?

>>220669572
wtf

need an asian girl to suck on my benis

watched 1984 in school and everyone saw the woman’s hairy vag

>>220669530
Hardly £800
I'm a gardener by trade and I probably would've charged about £70 for the work done had I done it alone

>>220669479
you are stupid as fuck

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She was my first porn crush.