I learnt basic social skills far too late in life edition
>>220671388>I learnt basic social skills far too late in lifekteam
Hunter is next level. Wish I'd been born a girl
any good sniff sniffs and lick licks about?
>>220671419the ultimate CWLTSHC
>>220671419You live in Africa
>Nobody steps in until somebody steps inhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/EoyG1JDHrcIA hero has spoken
>>220671419>girlthat's a rather good looking bloke pretending to be a bird
>>220671419if you're one of those more lithe africans maybe you can pull it off anon. follow your dreams
>>220671367They don't even have a metro ring line. Even between neighboring suburbs you have to go in and then out of 'Paris'. Dumbes example of urban planning ever.
why are they like this
mum literally does not stop talking at me im going to have a fucking meltdown
>>220671419the worst part about feminine trannies is their willies are all shriveled up and tiny. i like a big hog on my girls
I got bullied for being chubby, then over summer I lost a lot of weight and slimmed right up, went back to school and they bullied me by saying I ate all of the food in my house that I starved and that's why I was thinner
wonder what the chink equivalent of /brit/ would be talking about
>>220671471done
mad how gandalf was gay faggot who raped hobbit arse
>>220671470or they get bottom surgery
>>220671443god what is this shit why did YouTube change it to this crap
rorke writing a paper on getting raped in the ass
Beers are going down nice
>>220671496source?
>>220671471screaming kids are demons THOUGH x
>>220671475Lorke and reftypolprawn crackers, wanking and chinese poo
>>220671471>they bullied me by saying I ate all of the food in my house that I starved and that's why I was thinnersorry that happened to you lad but you have to admit thats quite funnyhaving bullies who are witty and can work a crowd is brutal
>>220671419so does he. but he'll never fool anyone with those lumpy old tits lol
Spaino confusing Gandalf and Dumbledore again.
>>220671515it’s implied
>>220671471banter
>>220671489two men having penetrative sex has been posted on here, yet, this is still the gayest video i've seen posted on /brit/
>>220671533imply this *spreads my poo screaming arsehole*
I get the transphobia in Britain. Never seen a fuckable British train me.
>>220671489what's he up to then
/brit/ calls for a ceasefire in the ongoing Ngogo civil war
>>220671536chebs nowhere near big enough for a fat bird to be flaunting them like that
i need my beauty sleep waltuh
get them heardhttps://youtu.be/QlENg-AW5H8?si=6ZEJs4JGZK_kI-NQ
>>220671536Hmm yeah, think this might have done it actually. Time for a wank.
>>220671565training
off to bed
>>220671489moves like how i would imagine alan carr would move in such a scenario
>>220671525Are they that bad
>>220671582night matex
Eating some Scotch Eggs
why is when you’re sick you don’t want to eat? it’s when your body most needs it ffs
/brit/: we're the granddaughters of the witches you couldn't fucking burn
>>220671475people in /chink/ posting about ordering a british
>>220671600How many?
>>220671566scream why did they give it an info box
>>220671471How the fuck do you get bullied for being overweight in this country, everyone's a fat cunt nowadays not just the school pupils certainly their parents or siblings as well
Not surprised that anal is a thing. Seeing a minge irl is quite shocking the way it is close to the anus. It's not even uncommon that part of the pink labia tissu connects all the way continuesly to the anus.
>>220671601going to google it and pretend i knew the answer all along
We at /brit/ espouse a crabs-in-a-bucket mentality.
>>220671616
>>220671617he thought he ate
why DO boomers love burnt peanut so much
>>2206716247 mini ones
>>220671582why u crying for
Congrats to poleaboo for his 2nd telly appearancehttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DWMi9rvDS6d/
>>220671631
Portobello mushroom ravioli with red sauce and stuffed zucchini for tea. Oh it lush.
adolph hitler wanted to kill everyone without blonde hair even though he had black hair. he was truly crazy and evil
need someone to kill me
>>220671417ian mate get in the fucking newmaking me follow up in the oldfucking retard
>>220671661He's had more than 2 He was seen on WWE twice along with that Newsnight clip. One of the WWE sightings he was with his entire family
>>220671632most school kids are not fat but even if they were you would still get bullied by the skinny kidsit doesn't become good to be fat just because most people are
um bongo civil war
>>220671738He was actually a redhead
Someone on tv said Catherine Tate is married to Gary Barlow and then called me Robbie when I called them a liar
did blapeppo just invent a new culchure
>>220671754I'm here
>>220671738Thing about austrians is they are slavs
I want a fat woman to sit on my face
Australians is they are slavs
hate reading people talk about the uk on other boards
reckon I need a trim?
I learned from a former AV actress that "on set, petroleum jelly is used to protect the female genitalia from friction, but sometimes male actors end up swallowing it during cunnilingus and get heartburn from the petroleum jelly." I'm living just to acquire useless knowledge like this that I'll never use in my life.
Just flew from Heathrow to NYC oh my lands Americans are so fat
I can't believe...Mousey and Diego are on the Coopers live stream waving at us
https://metro.co.uk/2026/04/10/chimp-civil-war-breaks-200-great-apes-27922502/rorke's da texting him this link and saying there's trouble in croydon
I just caught a hundo jigglypuff at home. yesterday I caught a hundo charizard on my daily
The debate between rorke and leftypol last night on spainos discord was legendary I feel sorry for the lads who missed it
what do brits think of anime?
>>220671843this is an ad isnt it?
>>220671885I hear it's for nonces, never seen it myself
>>220671872
you don’t see people say “tranime” anymore
>>220671900funny how monkeys would never do this in real life
got the tranime on
>>220671894you should watch some
>>220671817free fertiliser
>>220671907I go on csg all the time and call them just that
roughly how old is the building you live in
>>220671475unemploymentcatshomemade foodrecent house appliants they bought from alibabaAfrican politicsa lot more self loathingair pollution
>>220671904she would get it while she goes weii weiiii over and over again when she starts cumming even though she got gang raped by like 10 people
To anyone who will benefit from this message:I wish I could look you in the face and tell you I love you and believe in you.
Never seen an AV where cunnilingus was been performed. Who is that for?
>>220671952120 years
>>220671388literally meI'm finally starting to be able to hold basic conversations with people and I'm in my early 30s
>>220671952House built in 2004
nobody:rorke: x gon give it to ya
>>220671907>>220671931zoomers cant meme. all they can do is say "black cock" and talk about the new tiktok dance or hitting women for not wearing leggings (the new hijab)
>>220671519>Lorke and reftypolscream
No thanks, keep your lovebombing to yourself.
>>220671980s
>>220671885i jerk off to it
>>220671971ktim in my late twenties
>>220671986Millennial projecting his interracial fantasies award
>>220671980kek
>>220671632Was almost 20 years ago, I don't remember there being many chubby kids in school then
remember fapdu? and fapdu hentai monster gangbang? that website is shut down now
>>220671986>hitting women for not wearing leggings (the new hijab)trying to figure out what this means
whenever I see a guy my age walking around with a girl I rate the girl out of 10 in my head and if she's under a 6 I don't feel bad
>>220672032meanwhile neither of them think about you at all
>>220672032so, where is your girl?
>>220671965probably coz you only watch gay bum porn haha
*enters thread wearing a novelty oversized cowboy hat*
>>220672042she ate
saw a black man my age walking behind his girl today and they were going so slowthen nonwhites love walking behind they girlfriend
>>220672055haha alri sheriff
>>220672067got no gf me
saw a black person with his fly gal walking about the movie-n-shake shack
>>220672092me too. fucking sucks soon I will start looking for a girlfriend if I cant get her, though
Saw a white girl making out with a gross looking black guy and felt disgusted. Then upon second glance I realized she was light skinned Hispanic and I felt relieved and cba
saw a black person
mutts law
haven't seen a black person in probably about 2 months so can't contribute to the topic at hand
>>220672136it not ri
>>220671475we are the people's revolutionary zhongguo worker's unity team people's revolutionary zhongguo worker's unity team
saw a black person doin the 2 step crip walk whip and naenae with his gyal in kfc doing up crime
found out the polish toilfu is vegannot sure about her anymore
You can’t list “wanking” as a hobby but with the amount of time Ive spent doing it would qualify. I’ve done more than a bloke who collects stamps. But if you were asked your hobbies and you said wanking you’d sound deranged so you have to say some gay bullshit like reading or something
>>220672144giwtwm
>>220672146screaming
>>220672120i just worry people in my village might start thinking im gay
saw a hip cat breaking it down at the discoteque
can't stop worryin about everythingcan't calm down
>>220672163leftypol: I like the seat being warm actually
Told myself, lads, no cans tonight.Taking the nigt off, you see.Then I saw something that inspired me to get the cans. Not the BIG cans. No no, just the cans.Then as I type this I think 'the fuck do you mean not the BIG cans you mick cunt' and realized I should get the BIG cansThanks for listening, lads.
>>220672173just become a benzo head ya daft wee nonce
>>220672146shriek
>>220672174British people love they cranes (imagine Africa ever intenting a way to get a load of steel into that shape to put together, inventing welding, the physics of it, or paint)
>>220672163Once told mumberg how much I enjoyed how warm she and dadberg made the toilet seat and the barely disguised cringe face she pulled confused me so much, now realise how weird that would sound coming from your kid.
>>220672188You're a boring cnt
>>220672170Have you tried sucking off the men's zesty penises? That might win them over to your side at least.
atkgirlfriends
wasnt ronnie pickering the guy gazza approached with a cooked chicken?
>>220672191Russian pharmaceuticals are a bit different a lot of the time. "soviets" you see...
>>220672226raoal moat
>>220672226nah, that was Raoul Moat
Catberg getting moody because I've brought him in from outside for the nightI wish he'd just understand that it's dangerous for a little retard berg at night
>>220672214i'd love to if i were given the chance
Russians be like I am who do you think you are get in the car everybody go assassinate the tzar
>>220672188it's not the size of the cans, it's the size of the man who drinks them
My town is mostly white but there's a black couple across the way Saw the fella milling about earlier
gazzas only fucking 58!fuck's sake, thought he was closer to 70
Do you like Grace in Britain?
>>220672161don't think hobbies are about time spent, more about active interest. a hobby wanker would have a gooncave and a curated porn collection
sacked trannys brit team song is actually very catchy
>>22067227258, a fuckin' kid!
wish i were finnish sometimes
>>220672273se would get it (by it I mean a few punches in the head or something the fuck)
>>220672284ian mate no need
>>220672261What's wrong with milling?
>>220672307Pissed off
>>220672284didn’t need to know your mums life plans
>>220672255Well hello there, my name is practice.
>>220672284erm, ian, this isn't the kind of post we like
>>220672322oh my days
they love milling about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMDqpVTqcn0
>>220671964omg thank u lad :)
sacked tranny calling him and his shiftmates the aldi massif, much to their chagrin
Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell, you know I've got Didcot, Yateley. Winnersh, Taplow,
>>220672232>>220672238so much has happened since ronnie pickering i genuinely can't place him. what did he do
ian on a mad one
Just welled up at this. I love going to footy with my Dad so much. Every little laugh and cheer together.
want to hug an foid
>>220672351HE'S RONNIE PICKERINGwho?RONNIE PICKERING
>>220672273not the right hairstyle not the right makeupdisgraceful attempt
>>220672342Grow up, Rorke
>>220672351https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNa-VAxxIEg
>>220672369he shot a cyclist?
My soul and spirit are completely crushed Idk how this happened to me I just want this shit to be over I hope nothing happens to my soul when I do it
>>220672360season ticket holders are such freaks
Made a new twitter account last month with the intention of not arguing with people and I've already got nearly 900 posts of arguing with people, for fuck sake, need to start again now. Can't stop arguing
>>220672360bit sad using his dead dad for some attention
>>220672393still no clue why he thought anyone would know who he was
>>220672406*kisses you and fondles your cock*
>>220672414mong cunt
>>220672421He's known in the area
>>220672406ktim
>>220672372What about this cosplay?
>>220672414algostein has you on a string
>>220672421he's likely a bloke who was popular as a fighter/shagger in his area when he was younger and never got over it
I can't even imagine being fulfilled anymore it all seems so far fetched Every fantasy I hold begins with me being the old me
WE ARE THE BRIT TEAM BRIT TEAM BRIT TEAMWE ARE THE BRIT TEAM
>>220671470Some Brazilian doctor needs to be working on solving this problem this right now.
>>220672414should have gone to bluesky instead
Hull mentioned
I'm Jez externally but Mark internally
>>220672360I haven't seen my father or mother in about 18 months, they decided they were better off without their children and grandchildren in November 2024. It's weird seeing people miss their parents
>>220672486Piss off
>>220672448dam thats a sexy body
>>220672414i don’t post anything on twitter israel would probably blow up my phone
>>220672326he's >>220672425 closer to you than to me
>>22067249828 months me
>>220672414xitter is the worst social media but also the most addictingI deleted my instagram a few weeks ago because I was using it for like an hour each daynow I use xitter for 3-4 hours a day
>>220672448needs to stop doing that face
>>220672448tights erotic
Sir Ronald Pickering
I like Xitter because of all the far right stuff on it
Going bed soon my mental health is unfortunately not very good at all due to work tomorrow
>>220672414very rarely get into arguments on the internet meeither i just admit being wrong or i at least be nice and explain why im right, but then get bored and stop replying
might start jerking off to Hazbin hotel AND the amazing digital circus
>>220672549night matex
swear there are barely any mass shootings these daysI think there was a school shooting in Canada but they memholed it after it turned out to be a tranner and that it happened in a country with strict gun laws
Sucking an irn bru
>>220672555I accept your concession
>>220672558pomni. fit
thinking abotu her because of *checks notes* boots
>>220672498>It's weird seeing people miss their parentsRealise that you're the weird one
>>220672584hi tom mate how are you
might start vaping, something to do init
full roll of toilet roll to clean up after that last pooberg, got it on my hands and everythingdont think the ordeal is over either as i can feel further ominous rumblings
>>220672549maybe you are always talking about your poor mental health because of all the tranny pills
>>220672549don't let the world get you down spaino
tonight's viewing
>>220672610I implore you to reconsider
we are the fucking brit team and that's a fact
Sometimes if I piss too soon after I cum it gives me a real uncomfortable sensation in the cock tube. Thoroughly unpleasant experience. Always try to piss before but if I've been on the booze I need another one as soon as I'm done. Nightmare.
>>220672629you know the rules
Mousey has ross county to get promoted this season He also had falkirk to finish 12th in the premiership You niggas touting mouseys ball knowledge of the back of his spurs prediction is brazzy
>>220672518>>220672536>>220672539
>>220672610dont lad your better off without coughing every 10 mins
>>220672622she looks pro-migrant so i don't really care
all the blokes are in
>>220672549>he has saturday toilGood, fucking kill yourself already you fucking trannySorry, spaino, just in a fun mood, you see x
>>220672613Hop in the shower when it's like that ladDo a bit of waffle stomping
who's round?
Adore sucking men's cocks
>>220672606It's Thomas not tom mate I'm doing well thanks
Shit gimmicUnlike you sad shites I was actually in a shit pub last night
>>220672682Yeah fuck off TOMI'll write what I want on my 4chan page
>>220672690Pathetic portion of chips that
Reminder
alright lads
>>220672690in the pub for a burgerout with the neeky blinders were you
when the 'ders start tasting like everyone wants to hear my opinions on immigration
>>220672699Don't fucking bother me again pal or you're going to regret it
>>220672690bragging about being in a pubmate...
might have a shower, that should make me feel better
keep it civil gents
Sup lads
>>220672733you haven't got the fucking minerals pali could twat you into next weekactually, meet me outside printworks and we'll have a scrap
I am eating a burger
>>220672711here comes trouble
>>220672558good lad
hi boys ~
poo
so sick of the cold and wet
>>220672710mad how there are some immutable characteristics you will always be able to make fun of people for even though there's no real difference between them and other things we literally make illegal
>>220672757Alright lad >>220672773you'll do fuck all
How we all doing then?
>>220672798it lush
shit
>>220672807im getting on the metro right now
meow
>>220672757
I hope there aren't any BLACKS or WOMEN here
>>220672821foy
>>220672757alriwhat is the philosophical frog contemplating
that's one big boys burger meal and a cokedo you want chips or wedges? chips? okay i'll send that off to the kitchen for you
>>220672815fuck off yid
unggh guhh
>>220672850*pinches your arsecheeks as you turn around to leave*
>>220672645Oooh mama
>>220672852oy, such aggression!
>>220672850just milk for me thanks
Hello
ouch
remember when we put on names for a laughthat was fun wasn't it
>>220672807Haha Tom’s a pussy
scrimble scrimble
off to bed as I'm up early for work tomorrow on a sunday like a paki
how much information are we meant to put about ourselves guysdon't want to reveal too much haha
find it weird people buy merch with their favourite twitch streamer on. just a freakish walking advert
>>220672928night matex
I wonder if germans pretend they're going to fight each other in their general
Imagine not toiling from home
hmm, a new gimmick!?I shall hate this for no apparent reaason!
>>220672926You ain’t no grangler, pal
.
I am logging off I am too drunk to continue
>>220672937will be there tomorrow if youre up for a shag
>>220672889Hi Ian? How’s tricks?
>>220672982
Rorke: shake it off
>>220672941lets fight in my bedroom sweetie
rorke giving up with women, meeting 3 black people at the same time and making them baby mamas and breaking up with them all to go fuck dogs and the kids never see him again
Alex...Mate...
OI OI! cam ooooon
think I'll have a cry in the shower
>>220673030are you rorke
did anyone say... biscuits?
>>220673031Rorke sharing this video in his family WhatsApp group
Hello /brit/
>>220673024the third worlder is being homophobic again x
>>220672938Yeah pretty bad. I cringe about the fact I used to have some video game t-shirts. Guess band shirts are ok in the right scenario
>>220673052he doesnt think there are people that far apart to not find out desu
first one to post in the new is a gayboy
imagine rorkes fucked a bunch of black women and in 10 years there are a group of mixedrace rorkes
>>220673137>>220673137
>>220672456Was arguing so much about the Falklands that every single post on my timeline was some hispanic bastard crying about our islands. Had to click "Not interested in this post" on five or six of them before X removed them all
>>220672593I didn't say they were weird, retard, I said it's weird seeing it, because my situation is weird. Get some reading comprehension
>>220672690bit of me to be fair
