zendaya edition
first!
under the iron bridge he kissedand though rorke ended up with sore lips
>>220673147gayboy
>>220673116
>>220673147bent bastid
Genuinely had a red sticker picky tea with the missusWent out for lunch so made sense.
If you fancy watching an interesting short film on netflix tonight check out Beat The Lotto, really good.
Mental how fucking shit Peaky Blinders was
me and my daughter in 20 years
well i've just been subjected to homophobic abuse
>>220673194wholesome and cute
>>220673177sup mouldie
yeah I am the best so its not a good example. or im different or whatever >>220673167you would definitely have to have sex with a lot of them, you dont know what types there are or what will be the result from her she may as well be an alien
>>220673137don't rate her
hate dogs
Is this mould? Is this mould? Is this mould?Is this mould that I'm eating?
Don't speak on the family, crodieIt can get deep in the family, crodieTalk about me and my family, crodie?Someone gon' bleed in your family, crodieI be at New Ho King eatin' fried rice with a dip sauce and a blammy, crodieTell me you're cheesin', senpaiWe can do this right now on the camera, crodie
remember to r*port the parasite
>>220673137makes dunc movies unwatchable
>>220673194colorism is a real problem
if you woke up with the shattered fragments of 100 strangers lives in your head do you think you'd try to find those people in the real world to see if they were real or would you try to ignore the memories entirely just to stay sane
hate when she posts a pic of a glass of wine on her story and not an arse pic or something I can wank to
>>220673206so you spent all of last night doing this and now you're going to do it all evening are you
>>220673239he's germani'm english/portuguese
>>220673272yeah hate when mum does that
>>220673137she's actually too pretty and I'm hyper-aware that I could never have sex with her under any conceivable stretch of the imagination
>>220673303mouldie's family
>>220673137
>>220673246maybe I ate mouldy bread the other day, but my body is over the top in general, and I wouldnt eat it if there was something wrong with it. then I got more bread and accidentally forgot about the first bread and it went mouldy. actually it smelled mouldy but didnt turn a different color. maybe I did eat mould but im fine its good for the immune system. either the body would make you spit it out or idk. source me. my immune system goes hard, though
>>220673320
got it in my head for a second there to go back on the dating apps. sharnt though
>>220673303Found the 7 uk subscribers for BLACKED.com
angry catberg
>>220673336i'm going to do this in july and get the gf and never post on /brit/ again because i'll have a gfthis is the plan
people with HIV AIDs are so fit. everyone who doesnt have it should have their blood tested to see if it kills aids, because maybe someones blood would kill it. it can be beaten with the bone marrow though. im not saying I would but people with aids are like +2 over women without it (im not gay). I know there are drugs to prevent transmission but I am talking about getting them pregnant
>>220673339is this real
Janny didn’t like my limp bizkit post edition and banned me
ate a whole frozen pizza in one sitting what am i like
>>220673365you gave him something to break
>>220673293are you jimothy x
>>220673339Beeal
Anyone watching the boxing? Fury is about to go on
>>220673376no my name is the most stereotypical portuguese name imaginable
>>220673373*jiggles your belly*
matetobyno aids/hiv
>>220673384I'm not, no
>>220673176lovely
trans people cutting their penis off
>>220673398>women ageaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Good evening, what's the plan for Sunday then
mad how I had all these fantasies as a kid of me being influential but they haven't come true at all
>>220673373Wasn’t that cold
>>220673398woman are mad ugly
>>220672844 Should he eat another piece of Easter bread or is the farting starting to get concerning.
>>220673413I see what you're doing, don't think I don't
david mitchellfunny
might buy a ford f350 (i work from home and drive 10 miles per day)
mountain dew is back gamers
>>220673384nah, on the toilet
>>220673397thats from how its madei've watched that episode many timesgrossed out by this very thing but i still buy premade sarnieswhat a life
And when you'd finally goneHe tells me you were dead all alongHe was wrong, he hadn't lived a dayThe way you lived your final daysA teenager in love with Christ and heroin
>>220673434david mitche, funny rant
>>220673439gave up moutnain dew years ago
>>220673415wake up at 1pm get out bed 3pm sit at computer go asleep 4am
one human penis is worth more than a mouse. or any penis I guess, but then it is just animals and their penis probably matters as much as they do. I dont care, because its an animal. mice are bred, which is the same as making something like glassware out of sand (if u really think about it)
>>220673459spunk flavour on the right and it lush
>>220673441No it isn't
hope fury loses the big fat retarded gypsy bastard
Gn
>>220673441>sarniesFuck off poortherner.
>>220673476you are ill
>>220673488clappy
>>220673457>>220673434love him on big fat quiz
>>220673398Hollywood slags > the average asian girl from Orange county
and its a long way to come from your private bedroom dance routines
you don’t have to be mental to post on /brit/…but it helps!
>>220673488Wtf, are you shagging my ex gf lad?
Got a big 20cm Willy
>>220673459SHE TWITTED MY TIPPLEEEEESIT WAS PART OF THE ABUUUUUUUUSE!!!
>>220673397how's that nigga wearing a full suit of plastic but forgot the gloves
6 million? no way it could be that many. I dont think a jew is worth more than 1 British person because we are the best though. but if British people are the best then I dont think I would say I am worth more than another person
>>220673498david mitchel and brown david mitchell !!
>>220673479yes it is>>220673490why are you making fun of what i writethats bang out of order
what the fuck is cvp
>>220673490why are you tarqs so nasty?
>>220673526pooey arse lad
did my weekly shave. feeling fresh
>>220673515The Right Honourable Sir BWC, Esq.
the penis probably isnt magic (foreskin is probably magic though) but I dont know why people arent freaking out about all of the penises available even though they have no use
>>220673384dont like the guy so no
>>220673488Would love to shove my nose and mouth in that
Find posts like this really sad if I'm honest, complete inability to escape from the virgin mental prison.
>>220673176>picky teaYou sound like a fucking child, learn to speak English properly
>>220673521love them but my favs are jack whitehall and james corden. still laugh when i think about them ordering a pizza
>>220673498This was a good one if I remember correctly.
do you wipe after peeing?
>>220673515In your mouth? Lush
>>220673586fucking hell what a detestable photo
I'm on the nofap
browsing r/FIREUK again
>>220673535Not a tarq. Just hate northern scum.
just found out jelqing doesn’t actually work might just fucking kill mysekf right now
>>220673604jack and james are treasures of the united kingdom of england and wales
>>220673590if i'm not wearing tight fitting underwear yes otherwise I'll get wet patches on my trousers
https://freestreams-live1c.pk/box/
>>220673582terminal chud brain
>>220673606basedon an 8-day streak myself
get the fucking SNL UK fucking watched, rorke
>>220673615So all southerners are vile bastards then? Nice to know
>>220673613with 71k now in the isa, i keep an eye on thatbut fire is basically keep making money until you can live off it until the pensionwhich for me, is when the house is paid off in 2046
>>220673631nah not a chance
right well that's heatherfungus raped by janny
>>220673640didnt think anything could be less funny than the original SNL
>>220673637BasedIt improves us
>>220673606I was for many many months until 2 weeks ago. I was just starting to levitate but something came up.
>>220673643Southerners built this country. Know your place.
>>220673629you've got a leaky willy lad
>>220673554I think that putting bags inside of bags is useful if not a bit tarq. I cant afford loads of carrier bags (even though I have like 100) but I mixed up using a good bin bag for a long period of time instead of putting it in a carrier bag and putting that in the bin. another example is when I put really dirty biowaste (not poo, or urine either by the way) in a bag that I was using to get rid of piss bottles. and I swept the kitchen floor and put it in there. that enabled me to keep the bag of bad waste for a medium-time because I like to keep the bags of piss bottles in one place for a day to let it air out, but I dont do that, then bag them all up and get rid of bulk compressed bottles and other waste :) dont know why I had so many words about that but I am running out of bin bags, and theyre expensive for good ones
>>220673631Watching it on Netflix
>>220673582>>220673633roastie roastiewarm and toasty
>>220673640why does it look like 90’s yankslop
Got a ripe horny arse have you?
>>220673488would love to rape her
>>220673677an example of the aformentioned chud brain
>>220673582what does her silhouette add to this photo? just take a damn picture of the planet you vile attention whore
>More than 200 people have been arrested so far during a demonstration against the ban on Palestine Action in central London, the Metropolitan Police have said.should have done mass shoplifting instead then the police don't arrest you
I have two carrier bags full of carrier bags, which is probably carrier bag poverty in the UK. they used to be free but now cost like 15p each even for the bad ones. nowadays all of the shops have really tarquin bags that cost more than they used to
>>220673667hello toby
>>220673664Simply untrue, all major industrial centers were in the north, you're just the children of the help.
If fury loses tonight is he even in the top 50 heavyweights?
>>220673671
>>220673700should have raped thousands of girls for decades and used their ethnicity as a shield
Can you help us find Kya?Kya, aged 14, was last seen in Heathcote on Saturday, 4 April 2026.
>>220673700Nothing will happen to them. They'll all be released without charges because the police/government are pussies who are too scared to do anything that might offend Muslims or their allies.
Current Account: 16kBonds: 11kStocks and Shares ISA: 25kCash ISA: 52kLifetime ISA: 11kPension: 18k
>>220673415Walk dogberg, maybe get the sander out and blast the walls a bit (probably not), read more count of monte cristo, make toad in the hole and mash for dins.
>>220673695He is literally perfect. Some wizard here spawned him into existence.
just learned that a lot of CCP money finds it's way into the hands of protests
mad how shit /g/ has become. 90% ai slop generals and the other 9.99% are trolling or off topic
>>220673729sorry but how do you lose that
>>220673698Think its entirely appropriate to include yourself in such a picture if you were one of the people responsible for being there even being a possibility.
>>220673713It's retirement for him. He done good and no one thought we'd see a British heavyweight champion but he did it.
>>220673754Never posted on there me
Can you help us find Riyan?Riyan, aged 11, was last seen at Bankstown, about 7pm yesterday (Friday 10 April 2026).
It was actually Manchester that built this country by the way.
>>220673748All the big lefty protest movements in Europe and North America are funded by China, Qatar, and/or Iran.
>>220673781no>>220673729probably ran away with her 27 year old bf
>>220673771where do you post other than here
It’s happening lads
got my loincloth on its mad comfy
>>220673776Ever had your arse brutalised welshlad?
Watching Educating Rita. God we used to make some good stuff. Now everything is 'heartwarming' and starring Jim Broadbent and Imelda Staunton with an indie acoustic soundtrack and a plot about a dysfunctional community overcoming hurdles together and called The Great Scruffthorpe Choir Project
>>220673782actually it was Rock and Roll.
>>220673795i could take him
>>220673748based china
>Polanksi makes Greens admission after alleged antisemitism from election candidates - Green Party leader Zack Polanski admitted the party "may have to distance itself" from some candidates, citing the challenge of vetting a large number of individuals quickly.https://www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/news/green-party-uk-antisemitism-conspiracy-theories-polanski-b2955655.html
>>220673813Lmao! I love British feelgood slop THOUGHI just wish they'd go a bit easy on the diversity x
>>220673827Thou shalt not criticise Israel under any circumstances regardless of what political viewpoints you may have. Wonder what dirt they've got on him.
>>220673782this is commonly known
>>220673827greens are controlled opposition the reform of the left
>>220673827forgot to charge my keyboard haha
Hi everyone Lebron james here, how are we all doing tonight
Who the fuck is this Arseback fellow
>>220673813>Watching Educating Rita.fantastic willy russell play had to watch it as part of gcse drama, the michael caine filmblood brothers rapes it in a ditch though
"charge my keyboard" we need to go back
where is this fight? saudi?
>>220673855>Wonder what dirt they've got on him.probably videos of him gnawing cocks like a beaver cutting down trees
>>220673855>A dossier seen by The Independent detailed comments, including ... justifying the 7 October attack on Israel.>Further examples include a candidate who previously resigned from the Labour Party over antisemitism allegations and another who shared 9/11 and "false flag" conspiracy theories.Not exactly just "criticising Israel" then is it.
>>220673827You will never- fully vaxed- philosemitic enough- anti racist enough
>>220673827>A dossier seen by The Independent detailed comments, including one candidate linking Benjamin Netanyahu to Jeffrey Epstein and another justifying the 7 October attack on Israel.Cuh-raaaaazy out there conspiracy theories. Who could possibly believe something like this?
why are brits so polite
>>220673883Maybe he has his computer hooked up to his TV and he's using a battery-powered keyboard from his sofa. You wouldn't want an annoying keyboard cable going across your living room, would you.
>>220673613im on that fire shit too but the people in that subreddit annoy me. either flexing under the guise of asking for advice or asking if they can retire on £100k at the age of 45
>>220673921yes
>>220673908Saying its ok to straight-up murder people purely because of what country they were born in is a very extreme belief, yes.
>>220673917Idk but they can't say no because it's rood or something
>>220673812No thanks
>>220673917its just in our character
>>220673917costs nothing to be nice to people
>>220673940israel is based on this belief
Can't wait for the 2029 election when /brit/tards start going around telling everyone to vote Green cause "they're redpilled on da Jooz".
i get that akira gong in my head but for gay twink porn instead
>>220673940I copy pasted too much. No comment on the attacks, completely buy the Epstein as an Israeli asset.
>>220673965It costs a lot
>>220673973it's shakira
>>220673917Clearly we are no match for Nippon. Pic related.
>>220673969Based on wha...Oh wait nevermind
>>220673987hips don't lie
>>220673997hi ummypoppy x
morning everyone
>>220673991>Hufflepuff scarfunafraid of toilberg
go out and shag
>>220673997me when I see her face now
>>220674033leftypol when he sees boats full of brownoids
shitted and showered, not feeling any better
>>220674018not meummypoppy M.I.A
hmmm mmmmmmmmmmm so you're telling me that brotish buoys can't say no then....yes this is simply SMASHING news darling.
>>220674044you forgot the shave
>BREAKING: Iran and the US reach agreement that it's over for rorke
Nick Land is such a fraud and I'm glad Twitter completely killed his mystique.
>>220674067going shave (my bald head) tomorrow, fresher for toil on monday, hate my lifex
>>220674075us to extradite rorke to be raped in guantanamo baysir keir starmer hails this as a fantastic advancement for the british people
>>220674045UM x
>>220674075yoo raskal had me goeing
>>220674045might be my fault
I still don’t understand why the lefties shot Kirk. Old mate wasn’t perfect but he practiced what he preaches and lived a good christian life. If anything you think he’d shoot Fuentes who seems more of the cruel for the sake of being cruel than tiny face.
>>220674083he became a hyperracist because hes being punished by the future hyperintelligent AI
>>220674098already on a 3 for my receding hairlineVERY tempted to buzzcutbut no beard to back it up
what the fuck is this ummy bollocksgives me the ick
50mg Sildenafil Empty stomachRegular erection Scam pill
>>220673917fuck japan
>>220674111you should do self harming
fuck tyson fury
>>220674116
>>220674116The shooter wanted to cause maximum psychic damage, the degradation and humiliation of a symbol of normality was the point I'm afraid.
should say roma king
Anyone noticed a new phenomenon of lots of left-wing types walking around with a walking stick as though it’s some sort of fashion?Absolutely full of them in Manchester today
>>220674116because he was very effective
>>220674138What is my self harm
having a cry at wall-e
>>220674116He wasn't lefty
remember when wales were eliminated from the WC by Bosnia LOL
>>220674174Yes he was
>>220673865blacks = diversity
>>220674116lefties unironically believe everyone but other lefties are evil
>>220674160saw one yesterday lol
>>220674139That's a big Irishman
>>220674116Leftists like Fuentes, or at least tolerate him, because of his anti-Israel stance. Also the fact he randomly comes out with takes like condemning the UK anti-immigration riots or telling his followers to vote Democrat. It's a horseshoe theory thing basically.The ones leftoids hate the most are the normie conservatives like Kirk or Matt Walsh who are just generally right-wing/religious without devolving into groyperism.
>>220673137Mogged by hunter
>>220674183Source
got the scientist on, also got the boxing on
>>220674116israel did it
>>220674182
>>220674116candace owens shot him
>>220674199You made this instead of going out x
what's the appeal of trannies are people just bent
>>220674195wouldn't be gay would it
Listen, I'm fairly drunk.I wrote a mark on the bottle so I knew how much I've had. I've probably had enough.But one last one does call to me.
the problem of induction
Mad how we've still only sent one mission to Uranus and Neptune
>>220673712you're replying to a wog mate
>>220674195Bah bah dude looks like a laday
queef jerky
sabrina carpenter is absolute fucking garbage
What is wrong with instagram models
>>220674220the west lost its mind after the ww1 and ww2that's my running theory
>>220674242Wouldn't mind sending a mission to your mum's anus
>>220674242>we
guys please help me I literally do not want to approach women that sounds like the absolute worst thing in the world HOW do I change that
>>220674228FINISH THAT SHIT
just rewrote the rulebook
>>220673176good ladi'm well off but always buy things from the discount section so it doesn't go to wasteabhor food waste me
>>220674242was thinking about the New Horizons probe before
>>220674160yeah it's grim, they're pretending to have fake illnesses like fibromyalgia to claim benefits
>>220674184Truer facts have never been spoken broLebron james signing out
Buy my house on a main road off me. I won't sell it for a penny less than £180k
>>220674305need you dead malaponte
>>220674313swap you for my flat in hearing distance of multiple bars
>>220674304>lebum james
>>220674154Well it worked. Not because of the bullet but because of how conservatives tried shaming everyone post his death, the weird phrases they made (“carry the flame”, “see you in valhalla”), his wife whoring out and him being immortalised through AI.>>220674161Was he? I always had him as a middling influencer.
theres this caribbean takeaway place in my city that used to have absolutely banging food but in the past year they've taken off half the things from their menu and their best foods are also much smaller portionsthey don't have the lush things like lobster or any of that eithershame to see them struggling
>>220674245>aaa aaa>bloke looks like a bloke>aaa aaa>bloke looks like a bloke
>>220674313does it come with any 50mg Sildenafil
>>220674266Got a last one but that's about 27cl down tonight.Very sensible, will wake up fairly well tomorrow.
>>220674305>t.
>>220674313used to live on a main road me, would open the window for the soothing sounds to help me sleep sometimes
>>220674331
>>220674352what's this website?
>>220674313i told you to buy ear defenders and you ignored my advice at your own cost
>>220674366niggagayporn.com
>>220674356
who are we?
>>220674335Yeah conservatives behaved terribly after Charlie Kirk was murdered.
>>220674304meant to respond to that snl cast actually
the gervaisposter is back
love the sound of those engineshttps://youtu.be/ShRa2RG2KDI?si=O29LB-XxzCaaSXvy&t=584
>>220674391moldposter will be making an appearance soonhe eats the stuff around your bath, you know?
>>220674338>caribbean takeawayThe uk’s in a dark place.
>>220674342They're fookin mental thinking a man in a dress 8 ft tall looks like a woman.
scratched my bum THORUGH my pants and my finger still stinks
>>220674391
>>220674416wash your bum
>>220674385
>>220674416weird thatwhy does that happenscience doesnt know
>>220674410we have to learn to slither and shapeshift like leftypol
>>220674388sorry mate lebrons signed out but ill get this message to him
might become a swashbuckler
original sourcetingly mint and tea tree shower gelall over the bollocks, cock and arse
Sir Tyson Fury
Fury fight free stream, click on back-up hdhttps://totalsportek.ms/stream/tyson-fury-vs-arslanbek-makhmudovhttps://totalsportek.ms/stream/tyson-fury-vs-arslanbek-makhmudovhttps://totalsportek.ms/stream/tyson-fury-vs-arslanbek-makhmudov
>>220674410>mindless boomer nonsense pew
don't clickvirus
rum horse blokedo they breed them to look like this
boxing is shite
>>220674472not a real fight link unless there's a chat spamming the most heinous things you've ever seen
>>22067448725 year old jockey with no work done
>>220674477When will you denounce the Quran?
>>220674469timmy tingle nuts over here
>>220674487it's a shit life being a jockeyalways starving themselves and they're coke addicts
>>220674427too late in bed now
>>220674469luv it
Might be constipated. Might get on the psyllium husk.
NEW>>220661285>>220661285>>220661285>>220661285
Spiritly, Mcaffee has appearedHe haunts me in a way that is weird"Do not click the link", he shrieksMy fear, at this time, has peakedMy cursor swiftly awayI feel there's clearly something gayAbout that link that's been postedI won't click it for fear of being roasted
>>220674497>It's none of our business who killed our leaders or prostituted our children at Epstein Island. What are you a bigot?
been using these popper things
>>220674487wonder if they've all got small man syndrome and its constant beefs behind closed doors
>>220674554>>220674554>>220674554
>>220674542>Leftists and Muslims dindu nuffin, it was all da Jooz!Ok Mohammed.
>>220674487power rangers not what it used to be
>>220674510I thought that made poos harder.
>>220674566Eat shit jew, you're no different than a filthy muzzie.
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
