Mytho America editionprevious: >>220675499
JUST RUNNIN' SCAREDAFRAID TO LOSEIF HE CAME BACKWHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE
unemployed niggas be like>hmm yeah I'm gonna get into the simpsons tapped out private server
>>220678575The interior of Montana looks like this
>>220678575whats stopping your from running through those fields
>>220678590oddly specific
2bh hipster girls are kinda cute tho
catching a kino before bedtime
>>220678609I gotta go to work
Get it? Because there's nothing more mythoamerica than Roy Orbison. Lynch knew that.
watching "the bank job" (2008)
>>220678609The AI combine that heard you call it a clanker
>>220678633boobs in the first few seconds
>>220678615yeah I'm the unemployed nigga
>>220678609Rattlesnakes
Drank too much again>>220678575I live here
>>220678633the lack of respectable B-actors there doesn't inspire confidence
How do I stop fetishizing Asian women? Evidently they don't like it when white guys do that, so obviously I'm never gonna get an Asian gf if I keep fetishizing them
>>220678679They're probably more into the raceplay than you are, lean into it
>>220678575>From the twisted mind of Kane Pixels
>>220678679Just live that life von dutch cult classic but you still pop
>>220678679I don't understand. How are you fetishizing them in such a way that is noticeable?
>>220678679go outside and look at the average asian woman
>>220678663oh, so raw eggs don't stimulate hair growth, gotcha
i am at the bus stop and there are g8rls laughing and giggling what is my move
>>220678703Ay bby you want some fuck?
anime
>>220678689I'm unironically excited for the Backrooms movie
>>220678711ummmm why is she making that face?
>>220678679Just move to an asian country or china town so you can talk to them based on personality instead of looking asian. Or just don’t be a weirdo and they probably have single asian friends if they don’t like you
>>220678709i wil attemtp this
>>220678714I loved most of the Kane Pixels content tbth, it fell off a bit with The Oldest View
Kinomaxxing afly
>>220678703Slap them with your dick
ONE DAY SOON THE WORLDS GONNA END I GONNA MAKE OUT WITH MY NEW BEST FRIENDS
>>220678721that's the face big tittied anime girls make
>>220678732I thought it was pretty cool, it was nice to see him work outside the Backrooms universe
>>220678734>not having ikea furnitureOld money
>>220678734screen for ants
>>220678692I actually don't. It's all internal.
>>220678768Then it shouldn't matter
>>220678761New money my family only got rich in the 21st century>>220678763Grandpa tv its a wonder he has hd
>>220678751that is a nice name you have for your 1990's alternative rock album there
My tolerance must be pretty low, these ciders are sending me
a lot of 00's indie albums had the same sort of title desu
im an incel
>>220678799It was the greatest generation of music so I'll allow it
>>220678799I've seen you in a lot of /cum/ threads, are you Slovenian or an American living there?
>>220678697bald head nationalist
are there any pornstar girls who arent retarded like you can tell theyre actually kinda smart
If you're reading this you have just been gnomed
>>220678814we are ALL incels here
>>220678820https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KQy3Cajo4EI am Slovenian
>>220678768Dont let white women ruin your asian baddie rizz
>>220678814word up
>>220678837Sasha Grey maybe? A LOT of them are drug-addled mentally retarded prostitutes thoughbeit. You’d basically be looking for ideologized intellectual sex-positive feminist types
>>220678837Angela White unironically Bitch knows what she's doing
>>220678846Not me I'm in love with you
>>220678837Sasha Grey was always involved in the arts, she got her stage name "Sasha" from a Russian novel
>>220678780Someone will notice eventually.
Had a chicken salad for din din
>>220678847That's a good cover, Slovenia best ally
>>220678854Prostitutes with dignity that know they have dignity are like the female equivalent of the ubermensch
god i wish i were a young anime boy
>>220678881basic
>>220678886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhTrQ0xmv5wthe reason why I'm here is that we just don't have the originals
>>220678852bird up
>>220678895I had that same exact haircut until yesterday
>>220678895LOL
>>220678837they do porn, so no
>>220678902Me asf as fuck
sex is sex no matter how ugly she is (she is ugly)
>>220678928Better to be a volcel at that point
I could use a muhfuckin pixie sticks rn
There's something charming about Kim Jung Un
>>220678837More than I can afford
nothing good to watch tonight
>>220678928You need to actually be attracted to the girl you’re trying to fuck, or else you won’t be able to get it up.
>>220678945Not necessarily You could still be attracted to her boobs or thighs even if she's otherwise hideous
>>220678928What about sex with me?
>>220678615Very /co/-specific meme
yall fools sleep on mia khalifa shes kinda smort
>>220678974No shes a midwit
>>220678974>wah wah wah israel bad i'm from lebanonDon't care
It's the wallet that says Larry I'm a cop
>>220678953truth bomb this man fucks
>>220678837How do you tell someone is smart from porn
>>220656151
Here’s the scenario:Imagine sucking a 45 year old man’s penis. He’s bald and he has a trimmed greying beard. He’s out of shape and smells like cigarettes. He unbuttons his office slacks and reveals his small circumcised penis. And you just suck it. I mean you go to town on that thing. You’re in his Honda Accord in the parking lot of H&R Block. And you pleasure this man until he moans and squirts a measly dribble of cum into your mouth. You swallow it all into your tummy before heading back to your shift at Subway.
>>220678953>>220678964but her boobs are so big
>mia khalifaDidn't this retard try to get her agency to take down all her scenes? But they told her to fuck off. lol
>>220678953That doesn’t contradict what I said. By your own logic, she’d still be attaining something like a “net positive attractiveness” via particularly attractive features that make up for other ones. A “butterface” can still be hot overall.
girding yourself toward independence is a good thing, but don't be an island. ask for help when you need it.
https://youtu.be/0BNejY1e9ik!!!ATTENTION!!!EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING ITS TIME FOR YOUR BREATHING EXERCISESLETS GOOOO
>>220679025it was a publicity stunt afaikif she wanted to disappear she would.. you know... go by a different name than her pornstar name
I PUT MY HAND ON A STOOOoooooveto see if I still BLEEDAND NOTHING HURTS ANYMORE I FEEL KIND OF FREEEyahwe're still the kids we used to BEEEEEEEEEEYUHAND NOTHING HURTS ANY MOOOOOOooooore
listening to the trololo song
Talking to my grandpa about religion. If i get damned and leave him hanging im gonna feel like such a jackass
>>220679070The last time I did breathing exercises I fell asleep and woke up right before a zoom call lol
Real eyes realize real lies
Soldiers really put on some horrible music this time
>>220678895what do you think his butt smells like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76vxhUxkcHYgreat filummiss this lil nigga like you would not believe
>>220679096Youre probably very susceptible to hypnosis>>220679124Woke. Investigate 3/11>>220679147Do you live at a base?>>220679173I think juuzo probably smells like jelly beans and blood
I'm not sure but I think I may have intestinal worms. I don't know it kinda feels nice to have something depend on me like that, plus I heard they make you lose weight.
im bored
>>220679227Hi Bored, I'm Anon.
>>220679203This is my greatest fear
>>220679203I have psychosis issues and feel worms under my skin and in my stomach a lot so it could be in your head too. Dont cut your belly open with a knife to pull them out because that's unethical. Maybe take antiparasitic stiff if its uncomfortable because infestation is very bad for you. Tape worms can lay eggs in your brain and kill you
M-M-M-M-MAYBACK MUSIC
>>220679241>unethicalmy body my pussy my choice
>looking forward to my tax refund>have to pay $1k instead
>>220678837Asia carrera is. She has a BSc in psych, masters in education and a JD. The JD is fairly impressive for that class of whore.
>>220679186>I think juuzo probably smells like jelly beans and bloodjelly beans is good. I just smelled my underpants and the closest I can think of is a fresh loaf of bread and a pack of hot dogs (saltiness and a bit of smoke)
>>220679264
>>220679264I have two jobs and neither auto deduct the right amount so it's absolute rape every year for me. I know what the number will be but it's still a slap in the face.
>>220679256Its not your body you belong to the greater will>>220679269>I just smelled my underpants and the closest I can think of is a fresh loaf of bread and a pack of hot dogs (saltiness and a bit of smoke)I think most men havw a smoky meat sorta smell to body odor its very natural and good. Having salty skin is probably good too.
Nooooo I don’t wanna get a job :((((((
my tummy hurts
>>220679301Oh she knows the dj
>>220679316nonsensical post
>>220679241>psychosis issuesI've got these too so it's probably that>Tape worms can lay eggs in your brain and kill youThat'd be nice.
I loooooooooove dogberg
>>220679342Post dogberg
>>220679342
>>220679332>I've got these too so it's probably thatYeah. Ive been able to be off meds most of the time for years and my trick is, when the voices or feelings make you want to do soemthing, do nothing instead. Doesnt matter if it's true, just waot for some one else to help you figure it out. Acting on your own can be dangerous
>>220679321This you?https://youtu.be/JOI7G2KTqA0?si=XCehADo75Zd4cOSG
>>220679362
>>220679386Can't see shi
>>220679378gays have a lot more going for them than the chuds do
>>220679393yah, HIV
>>220679342Same
>>220679291I should smell fairly natural because I use unscented body wash and I don't use deodorant. I just sprinkle baking soda on my armpits. I've gotta switch to unscented laundry detergent next. Too many fragrances in skincare products etc. Disrupts pheromones I suspect. I should smell good naturally to my partner because that means we match on a genetic level
>>220679342>>220679402I like your dogs
>>220679414Is that a lamb
There are no Brazilians here on the weekends which confirms my opinion about them
https://youtu.be/tDqfI1Yz4VI?si=tHd3_dJtsU3Ixtcw
>>220679413I thinknyoure probably right. I feel like scent does more for libido than anything. Smellling nice erotic smells makes you brain turn off and makes you feel good.
brown peep hole have lack toes in taller ants
>>220679450I'm your numbah one
>>220679425Thats my dog.
>>220679467You're my lamb cutie
she has a goofy ahh face
https://youtu.be/Cz3qo11URzM?si=MRRnQa2xk-2vMwmZ
The movie risen uses the same stock sound effefts for the camels as doom uses for the zombie soldiers i recognized it right away and told my grandpa>>220679481Im not cute im disgusting
havent listened to Disintegration in a while
>>220679528https://youtu.be/BMOlZtpANa0
I'm retarded
>>220679507Lol. Classic sketch. Havent seen it in yearsThe only cinco product that doesnt remove your teethI ate so much lamb in wales you wouldnt believe i was decimating tjose cute little suckers
>>220679558same
>>220679558Hi Retarded, I'm Anon
>>220678575the last taco bell for miles
Some dude just walked in the bar with a blow up sex doll
Mark Hamill doing an NYC Jew impression on Invincible *mwah*
>>220679558Least normie Brazilian
>>220678711I hate that whores think this shit looks sexy
https://youtu.be/OnXy3F096_wwhy cant we have such a kino song and periodim tired of jews and communists truly god fatherland and family is the worst of commie nightmares
though the show takes place in Chicago, mainly, afaik, and the local accent may be similar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcEDwxML-0sNPC check
>>220679606Lmfao what a chad>>220679608Mark hamil is an epjc voice actor. I wish he was in everything. Is invincible really that good?>>220679618>why cant we have such a kino song and periodThe wömen and immigrants
>>220679606LOL Lars and the real girl ahh
>>220679628somebody tell the cia to get on it
>>220679628I've never liked capeshit except for this & the boys...and I only resorted to invincible cause the latest season of the boys sucks
>>220679606Based alert
I'm actually kinda famous
>>220679660Are you the /cum/mer with a YouTube channel
>>220679660gets me everytime
How about Arse Force One
Yea what about these AF1?I don't take them out because I live in a rural shithole but I still buy them and display them because I am retarded
>>220679644Let me just talk to my cia guy for you>>220679627Good song>>220679646Really? I always liked batman and daredevil and watchmen and xmen as a kidThey were pretty cool. Invincible is good though? Ill be sure to wwatch now. Thank you.
Chilling outside right now It's so nice out
watching anime
damn she's literally me
I'm not a fan of anime
I used to be a fan of anime but there has been a lot of dogshit releasing so I stopped
>>220679769Noooo
surf rockin tonite
>>220679756maybe reddit is more your speed>>220679768stop watching slop then
>>220679724cute
>>220679705Hell yeah. A beautiful night is like a kiss from heaven.
>RE: zero IQ
I'm in my Big Evil Undertaker phase right now
LMFAO - sorry for surf rocking (surf rock cover)
>>220679805wtf I was about to make that same joke (phrased differently but same concept)
>>220679818surfer hive mind is real
>>220679802taker is the OFFICIAL rassler of /cum/
surf rocking in the house toniteeverybody gonna have a good time
I'm the most handsome poster in /cum/ by all accounts. I should get an award or something
Being an alcoholic kicking my ass right now
I COULD drink tonight but /cum/ isnt bumpin enough for my liking
>>220679839no no nohow about thissurf rocking on the beach toniteeverybody gonna have a good time
>>220679769giwtwm
>>220679840You will NEVER mog him
>>220679844https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfj5YXnUXsI
I want to get a hivemind pregnant
cowabunga dudes
Snapped this photo while I was out on a walk this afternoon :)
oof
>>220679851https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
im the ugliest poster in /cum/
>>220679797Re zero is cool you bully
Surf rock poster literally lives in NWT and thinks he's a surfer. My god they are mentally ill up there
>>220679873he's spamming 'surf rock' nonstop, that didnt tip you off already?
niggas in landlocked states be wearing hawaiian shirts thinking they have that shit on
>>220679867https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ark0yIRTr-k
>>220679873Is he the Yellowknife poster? How can you tell?
surf rock
>My grand nephew hates British grenadiers, even if the model is his father.
>>220679889It's the one who relocated from Edmonton to NWT for a jobYellowknife idk
How about Black Eyed Peas doing a cover of Dick Dale’s Miserlou
>>220679848i dont know why but he looks like the physical embodiment of milk
>>220679896Very short! Very professional! Would fight with!
>>220679911an insult to the original
>>220679896Are grenadiershttps://youtu.be/1zSowOS4Wyg
god damn there is a gas leak in my colon and I can NOT contain it
>>220679873Can i get surfer dude cred if i boogeyboarded or is that poser af (i know the answer)
everybody gone surfingsurfing c.u.m.
>>220679930
>>220679848I mogged him in dress to impress no cap
whenever I listen to the beatles I think this is out of place and I should not be listening to it but when I listen to the beach boys I feel it is timeless
>>220679935LOL
>>220679937I havent seen an old lighters short in a while
>>220679942Other way around for me
>>220679942both are great bands, but the Beatles put out the better discography
I need hourly reassurance that the girl im seeing likes me but i will never say it outloud because she will get the ick
>>220679848>filenamecute pic but you should take a more recent one
>>220679942The beach boys are awesome. The more beacj boys you listen to the longer you live up to 140 years old where god takes you back away
>>220679960I don’t really like the Beatles. They have a massive discography, so they’ve got a handful of decent tracks, but their batting average isn’t amazing.
>>220679848faggot
>>220679972their batting average is literally 97%
watching ufc $hr1mp $treams (dot) live
When y'm'fuck'n stone-ahY'not supposed to get a bone-ah
>>220679992didnt ask
>>220680006Patti Page and summer daysOn old Cape CodHappy times making wineIn my garageCountry shade and lemonadeGuess I'm slowing downIt's a turned back worldWith a local girlIn a smaller townOpen cars and clearer starsThat's what I've lackedBut fantasy world and DISNEY GIRLSI'm coming back
>>220679985>>220679972WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, JOE DIMAGGIO, A NATION TURNS ITS LONELY EYES ON YOUWOO OO OOH
>>220680018that was simon and garfunkle, you drunk oaf
Slopt on retro kings:Jim croceLittle richardRay Charles
>>220680021wow, I never knew that
https://3hentai.net/d/91412tonight's fap
*peeks my head into /cum/*chiiirp-a-chirp-chirp-chirp?chrip-a-tweeet-tweet!!
>>220680034>Little Richard Is he the one that had prostitutes pee on him
>>220680048cute and canon>>220680034https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_7iRVtxui8
Dude I need a gf
>>220680053
Post more kino
>>220680063have you tried getting one
>>220680072
>>220680063I have a kinda gf and it's stressful
>>220680055Little Richard was gay
>>220680084why?
anon eats corn the long way
>>220680089No I'm certain Little Richard had a peeing scandal
>>220680065i'm glad you liked the eagle enough to save his pic. here's another. same species. he's a golden eagle actually
>>220680116Chuck Berry got arrested for filming girls in a women's bathroom afaikanyway, here's a song by some white ppl about the time he married his 14 year old cousin and got arrested by the FBIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ENRmK08Fc
Would you?
So do you fill yourself with pillsOh, to deaden your ills?Or are you only one love short of happiness?And in a picture on the wallNo glimmer of yourself at allYou've left yourself far away
smokes, lets go boys
>>220680048Sheesh.I miss my girlfriend
I love my mom. She’s incredibly supportive and loving. But she is the type of person who is no help whatsoever when it comes to life advice. Any time I talk to her about serious life shit it’s like she instantly transforms into a teenager who has never been outside before. I get blank stares and one-word answers. And since my parents are divorced and I don’t see my dad that much, I think I would have greatly benefited from a mentor figure who could have helped me figure my life out. Even an older brother or something.
>>220680143Who the hell wouldn't?
>>220680158You can always talk to me, anon
>>220680156Would you say you are...A Holdover?
surf n turf
>>220680113I'm an insecure man who cant believe that anyone would like me. I was a real bastard to my first (and last) serious gf and got extremely jealous and controlling and I thought i moved passed that, but apparently not. Still, I will try to do better. I will not hurt her. I need to learn how to put a girl after God and family and work and myself instead of being an obsessive freak.
>>220680174leonardo
>>220680158Its really hard. I remember as a kid realizing i had to be like a mentor for my mom and it really messed me up. Its hard to realize that your parents are mere mortals.
>>220680179Damn I haven't had Long John Silver's in more than a decade
>>220680180>I need to learn how to put a girl after God and family and work and myself instead of being an obsessive freak.holl up wat
>>220680175I dont understand this reference, sorry
>>220680193I miss Yoru.
>>220680131I’ve never seen that upside down thing before
surf's up
>>220680206why, it's The Holdovers! The best Wes Anderson pic never directed by Wes Anderson!
>>220680218bird up
>>220680173I talk to you 4chan goobers all the time! I’ve even had plenty of productive conversations on here. But my current thing is feeling very stressed about starting a new job for which I am under-qualified. >>220680193Yeah they’re flawed to be sure. They gave me a lot and I’m really thankful for all of it. But their shortcomings left me with some real work to do. I guess that’s life.
>>220680201I held a woman in my arms last night and it's brought me more anguish than comfort
>>220680193ive never had a mentor as well and as a result ive been bruteforcing through most of my life
>>220680175unc
im a gamer i love gaming, unfortunaly women are not known to share this love of gaming so i am forced to be incel
>>220680237Women love gaming, go look at twitch there's tons of them
>>220680233i want you to explain this>put a girl after God and family and work
>>220680226>for which I am under-qualified.Sounds like imposter syndrome. Everyone gets that. You'll do fine
>>220680156are you the top or bottom
>>220680236what? the movie is like from 2023! Does it need to be analog horror for your taste?
if a member of your family had a pitbull, would you secretly kill it to protect human lives
>>220680247not only are there not a lot 99% of them are there for the beta simp buxx and even if there are any gamer girls they already have rotating queue of chads blowing her back out
>>220680237Have you ever considered that your constant incelposting reinforces the concept in your mind as an immutable trait of your identity? You’re crab-bucketing yourself. It’s self-defeating.
>>220680210Me too. Thw ending for chainsaw man was good but the yoru battle arc sucked assWe deserved full penetration but themes and such>>220680219I havent seen it, sorry. Im just a gay retard>>220680226>But their shortcomings left me with some real work to do. I guess that’s life.This is why naruto is so inspiring. Carry the will of fire.>Where the tree leaves dance, one shall find flames. The fire's shadow will illuminate the village... and once again tree leaves shall bud anew
>>220680264No I'd just never visit their house
>>220680264My stepmother is a pitnutter. If she gets one I hope it kills her.
>>220678732>filtered by paper mache penguinz0
>>220680253Yeah maybe you’re right. It’s going to be difficult regardless. But I guess I have to believe I can do it if I take it one day at a time.
>>220680247yea?
i need to reset my filter, its fucking annoying when there a thread i want to see and its all hidden because of recursive hiding
>>220680268Heh I never watched Naruto. I was more into Dragon Ball. But you make it sound pretty cool.
>>220680212they like to do that sometimes. they have twice the amount of vertebrae we do so they can get away with it
markipiler wanted to do a movie, Ross Scott, a lot of those people, but zoomers streamers like ishowspeed? nah, that's not what zoomers value, that's not what people will be watching in 30 years...except for torture dungeon porno AI
>>220680256I am um the bottom i guess but we dont do penis sex so the term is basicly meaningless. She likes for me to do what she wants though and im the type of person that doesnt believe in not agreeing with what im made to do. Sorry.
Some of you need to lay off the drugs
>>220680295Naruto is a lot more mature than dragon ball (manga canon). It's suitable for adults and hits different when you arent a kid. It's about generational trauma and the cycle of violence. Naruto seems naive but really he has an innocece that is cultivated by the sacrifices of his forebearers. It's a really inspriing story about the path to peace
building up my amazon christmas list
>>220680339>>220680339New
I watched naruto up to like 3 or 4 episodes of shippuden because streaming was ahrder back in the early/mid 00's. You zoomies dont know how hard it was to watch episodes in 4 part youtube videos or virus infested streaming sites
>>220680327That’s pretty cool
>>220680158My mom's go to advice: "you'll figure it out"
